NotFunny

Goodbye!  Thanks for listening.NerdSack: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nerd-sack/Kino Quickly: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/discokinoGarden: https://www.youtube.com/@_garden9886https://scuzzy.fm/email: coconutcrew@protonmail.com

Hey! We told you fellas we'd be back soon! See? We're actually doing it.  Come get your knees deep in the shit and listen to us talk about dead malls (again), the Harry Potter game (for about one minute), Butch Hartman sending Timmy Turner to Hell, certain people that don't tip (a mystery?) and a Shenron-length STORYTIME segment.  You are glad we are back.https://jailworld.xyz/Discord: https://discord.com/invite/YHkcK5ehcwhttps://www.patreon.com/NotFunnyDeluxeAmberlynn Reid Takes Flight (by Sillypoo): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiBJxFvL3eITwitters: @jailedkegxyz, @wed2resh, @g_rdn_, @lt_Happens, @DiscoKino02:20: Become Scuzzy's Best Friend07:20: Gamer Talk11:00: Butch Hartman's Magnum Opus27:00: Tippaz29:50: Dead Malls II: Lids Forever36:08: BREAK - JustinRPG - Stuck In Lugia's Stomach Alone39:45: Dead Malls (cont.)43:40: STORYTIME - "Goku Loses To A Mysterious Warrior"01:13:50:  Outro by Drüemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.com

We're a little rusty but we're back for good!  How can you be sure that we're back for good? Well you'll have to listen to the episode.  We talk about our new website, buzzards that wear bells, and how the new Forspoken game is epic bacon.  You'd better listen to this episode soon because the Doomsday Clock may kill us all before you get a chance!Patreon: www.patreon.com/NotFunnyDeluxeSillypoo's NotFunny Animation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiBJxFvL3eIThe COLM:  Finley, garden, Scuzzy, Disco, and KegTwitter:  @ wed2resh, @g_rdn_, @lt_Happens, @DiscoKino, @jailedkegXYZ00:00  Divested Ball Z02:20 Jailworld.xyz13:40 Belled Buzzard14:50 Forspoken Must Fail25:15: Meet Dobbald28:00: Tony Stark Dating Sim30:45 Doomsday Clock36:58 BREAK - "We Have a Hulk" Ringtone38:00 STORYTIME - "Bryden travels to a foreign country"45:11 Alec Baldwin Shooting47:50  Mario Movie and stuff we've been watching01:00:45 Naughty Usernames01:10:00 Family Matters' Carl American01:17:09 Outro by Drüemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.com

Nerd episode! Homer love nerd culture!  Homer talk about She-Hulk, VR, and Duke Nukem!  Homer also love Scuzzy shitting all over his mattress!  Me Homer!Finley's FF7 fanfic: https://pastebin.com/QvyHKXGxThe Coconut Crew: Garden, Scuzzy, Finley, Disco, and KegTwitter: @g_rdn_ , @jailedkegxyz, @wed2resh, @DiscoKing, @NeatGoodGadgets01:00  Marvel Goodness20:50 Homer Posting26:40 Scuzzy's Chili Mattress35:50 More Homer42:10: Furtual Reality46:35: The Skinny Chinese Girl52:10 A Little Glass Vial 58:50 Sam Hyde and Fighter Personas1:07:10 The Rape of Duke Nukem01:13:25 Outro by DrüPO Box #682Biggs CA 95917email: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Back for 2022 with jokes from 2016.  Finley does a Trump impression for almost the entire episode with his poor quality mic recording from a cabin.  Syd is back and has recovered from his Insemula, ready to hit up every Applebee's in his city.  Syd thought he could get away with calling me a black guy and I wouldn't notice but I noticed in editing, bitch.The Coconut Crew: Garden, Scuzzy, Finley, Disco, and KegTwitter: @g_rdn_ , @jailedkegxyz, @wed2resh, @sydneysenex01:00  Syd Is Back (for now)03:50 Finley Can't Stop Being Trump17:40 Syd The Pork Coward19:00 Ricky Bobby in Fortnite27:05: Mike Tyson Knife Rape34:10: Syd is Like The Lion King47:55 The Trike Question51:00 George Carlin's Magical Comedy Crystal56:00 The Time Garden Made Keg Throw Up01:00:00 More George Lopez Content01:09:55  Shilling Here To Help01:12:40 Ratatouille Sex Joke01:17:41 Outro by Drüemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Running shoes ready? This episode we cover little-people actors, how public school is prison for children (and why their mothers love it), and that NotFunny Deluxe might not actually be that different than AI generated YouTube content aimed at children for clicks. We also get a very special story from Scuzzy, I wonder if you can guess what he might be doing in his story.The Coconut Crew: Garden, Scuzzy, Finley, Disco, and KegTwitter: @g_rdn_ , @̶D̶r̶a̶i̶n̶e̶r̶_̶S̶o̶n̶ , @rancherfinley ,@̶P̶o̶w̶d̶e̶r̶K̶e̶g̶ , @DiscoKinoPoa.st: @PowderKeg, @777Dlive: https://dlive.tv/PowderKeg03:00 – The Sinking Ship06:11 – Little People's Acting Careers10:05 – Soul Sucking Fortnite14:00 – We're AI Generated YouTube Trash19:40 – Scuzzy's Green Story25:30 – Food Fight Generations34:40 – Kid Prison From Home40:00 – Stupid Matrix Shit44:05 - Double Mask Fart50:00 - Equality Act53:45 - Lars And The Real Girl Roundtable1:06:55 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Trust the plan; Trump is IN The Biden! This week the crew touches on the truth behind our current President, Chef Ramsay's lie of an existence, how GrubHub is anti-human, and of course a whole mess of poop. We also talk about Batman for the last time EVER.Keg's ER Bill GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/8yz8z-help-powderkeg-pay-his-stupid-er-billThe Coconut Crew: Garden, Scuzzy, Finley, Disco, and KegTwitter: @g_rdn_ , @drainer_son , @rancherfinley , @powderkegnf , @DiscoKinoDlive: https://dlive.tv/PowderKeg01:30 – Trump is in The Biden10:30 – Return of the Pug13:00 – George Clinton's Big Twist17:40 – Salad Pig25:10 – Gordon Ramsay = Fraud35:00 – Tom Pearl53:00 – Stonks55:15 – Mailbag1:01:45 - The Best Joker Debate1:13:30 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

We're going to be doing a Let's Play in about 20 minutes.Check it out here:https://dlive.tv/PowderKegorhttps://trovo.live/powderkeg

****EPISODE EDITED BY FINLEY****Disco joins us again as we discuss Italian portion sizes, when a retard crosses the line, and Steam putting gay penises on their front page. We also are honoring the results of an unrigged election on Twitter by hashing out the Zelda Fish Girl shit; Keg vs. Garden. We talk about really important things.Special Guest: DiscoThe Coconut Crew: Garden, Scuzzy, Finley, and PowderKegTwitter: @g_rdn_ , @drainer_son , @rancherfinley , @powderkegnfDlive: https://dlive.tv/PowderKegKino Quickly: https://open.spotify.com/show/4DsUQHwnVcF5ExTQTmBlwp03:00 – Scuzzy's New Mic08:00 – Christmas Gifts13:00 – Polite To Tsim Fuckis20:00 – Harrassing Syd26:20 – The Great Breath of the Wild Fish Girl Debate40:50 – Garden Begins47:20 – Pitbull Execution58:10 – THROWBACK - Jesse Lee Peterson Sings We're The Monkeys1:00:00 - Gay Dicks on Steam1:09:00 - OutroBONUS - Jesse Lee Peterson Turns To The Darknessemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

****EPISODE EDITED BY GARDEN****This is a rough one. Our recording bot kept crashing during this already lackluster episode, but Garden valiantly patched it together into a Poop Frankenstone. What would Keg do against 4 rapists? 50 rapists? 1,000,000 RAPISTS?! A lot of Batman in this one, honestly too much Batman. Oh, and our pal Disco joins us.Special Guest: Disco (@DiscoKino)The Coconut Crew: Garden, Scuzzy, Finley, and PowderKegDlive: https://dlive.tv/PowderKegTwitter: @g_rdn_ , @drainer_son , @rancherfinley , @powderkegnfKino Quickly: https://open.spotify.com/show/4DsUQHwnVcF5ExTQTmBlwp01:30 – The Chalupa Virus07:10 – 'What If?' Boss Battles (Difficulty: Impossible) 15:00 – Chaos Joker Poop22:20 – Early YouTube Content26:30 – The Real Lil' Scuzzy Returns36:40 – Mailbag48:45 – Even More Batman Voice1:01:00 – Marge Simpson X Batman1:07:40 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

This is not the poop show. This is not the poop show. This is not the poop show.This might be the poop show.The Coconut Crew: Garden, Scuzzy, Finley, and PowderKegTwitter: @g_rdn_ , @drainer_son , @rancherfinley , @powderkegnf07:30 – Madam President Donald Trump Vomits23:30 – Garden's Funny Jokes Podcast37:40 – Eddie Murphy43:00 – The Real Lil Scuzzy47:00 – Monsters Inc. Adrenochrome57:00 – Trump Plays Metal Gear Rising1:21:00 – World Before Toilet Paper1:30:30 – Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back! This is episode 1 of NotFunny DELUXE. What's DX about it? Listen and find out. (It's nothing)The Coconut Crew: Garden, Scuzzy, Finley, and PowderKegTwitter: @g_rdn_ , @drainer_son , @rancherfinley , @hurricane161102:29 – The Welcome Back Segment06:30 – Roblox Predicts Black Panther's Death13:40 – Hiatus Shownotes18:10 – Finley's Pee-Towel Story34:30 – Hidden Al Pacino Rape Confession41:30 – Napoleon Dynamite Defense Force50:20 – Pet Silver Surfer1:02:04 – Mailbagemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Back and right on time! This episode we talk about how babies are born to go to jail, the great lobster secret, Chinese eating bats, and why Indian people smell like curry. Finley sounds kinda drunk this episode, I wonder why? Also where's garden? Hmm...The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, PowderKeg@SydneySenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357 • Baby Prison Gang• The Lobster Secret• Retarded-Nosed Bats• Sweating Curry• Fridge Rats• Gamer Legal System• Werewolf Master Race• Mailbagemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

We're back again with the first content of 2020. Come join Finley, Garden, and Keg for a chill brainstorm sesh as they pen the next great American novel.Links mentioned in the show:The Weekly Sweat: The Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc_oBDnt9tgNick Fuentes Adventure: https://pastebin.com/ZYKd7Xd3YOBA: https://pastebin.com/txh0mQKTemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

AAAAAAUGGGH!!! This week we talk about Wolverine's butthole, Papa John's endgame plans, and The Grimace's redemption arc. Stay tuned!The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, PowderKeg, garden@SydneySenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357 @g_rdn_• Wolverine Ass Tearing Laughing• Bill's Dilemma• Reading• Papa John's Day of Reckoning• COPPAcalypse• I Want To Be Neenja• Male Podcast vs Female ASMR• McDonald's Loreemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

It's the BIG 3-0 and right on time! This week we talk about ants crawling up bear assholes, stupid 90's kids candy, and a lot of visual stuff we try to describe for the listener which is a good idea for a podcast. Oh yeah! Right on time! The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg@SydneySenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357Guest: garden@g_rdn_• Poop Vacuum and Tree Pee• Turning Blue• Demonic Bitch Training Kit• Bear Shit Plugs• Kids Gumming• Nigerians Sucking Tongue• Vidya• Black Friendemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

WHAT IF THE MOON WAS FILLED WITH BOOBS AND BALLS?! You got questions and we got manswers. This week we join our buddy garden to talk about gay Indian masseuses, cumming to death, and liposuction malfunctions.The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and Chalupa Juarez@SydneySenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357Guest: garden@g_rdn_• Eating Sawdust• All Fish Are Pedophiles• Bone-sucked• Gay Massage• MMO Coomers• Fat Chad Headcrusher• Manswers Posting• Retard Noisesemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Can I get a 'homeless'?! We're back during our hectic schedule to talk about dead kids, boomers, and how we can come up with better superheroes! The dead kids thing is actually kinda fucked up.The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKegTwitter: @SydneySenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357• Homeless Man• Beard Shaving Murder Disguise• Globutron• Dead Kids• Boomers Are Bad At Racism• Macaroni Symposium Part II• Car Accident Stories• Mailbagemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

This week Finley is our guide on a rundown of the movie Gemini Man! We also talk about black sitcoms, and read some emails. Oh and ♫ Syyyyd haaas a giiirlfriieeeend! ♫The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg• Be Yourself Unless You Suck• Medieval Beds• Gemini Man• Halloween Decoration Iconoclasm• Gary Coleman Almost Gets Raped• More Wesley Willis• Mailbagemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Lesbi-honest, we're a little late. This week we talk about telling your barber to give you a retard haircut, steak houses, and Obama targets! The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg@SydSenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357Also follow Gibbon: @GibbysBack• Gaycoin• Not John Oliver• Obama Target• Steak With Rich Blacks• Rubmaps Cat Weeb• Tetelestai!• Atheist Gremlin• Manscaping Continued• Lesbi-honestemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Rock over London! Rock on Chicago! This week the boys talk about anime dating sims, what real men say, and crazy old black guys.The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg@SydneySenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357• Anime Dating Sims• cumlover69• Pubes• Fs and Rs• Red Ranger Chad Boners• The Room vs. Dolemite• Wesley Willis• 'Hype-Beasts'email: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

I love it and you love it! This week we talk about Shane Gillis' SNL situation before we knew he got let go, demon possessed old ladies, and boomer lawn culture, Also Finley is trapped in a bathroom while recording.The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg@SydneySenex @IsuukD @PowerKing357• Hm.• Mysterious Maoris• 'Kiss My Pussy' Video• Wheelchair Mega Ramp• Cancel Culture Critics• Lawn Culture• Marlon Brando's Sexy Squaw• I Am Sam Auditionemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Happy Anniversary Dreamcast! This week we discuss a time of yore; when you could rent a console, along with the philosophy of strip clubs, and whether or not anyone wants to fuck tall girls..The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg01:40 – John Hagee is Reed04:45– Nobody Wants To Fuck Tall Girls13:40 – Michael Jackson Pros and Cons20:35 - LittleKeg Blockbuster contest28:00 – Street Style32:50 – Syd is GrumpyCat 34:40 – Fuck You Internet Gaming Hero38:00 – Covetous55:00 – Chasing The Chaggot1:05:10 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=um/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Namsifu mungu kwa and welcome to the NotFunny Safari! This week we touch on taco truck rage, people that listen to Phish, and uncut baby dick. The audio is a little buggier than usual so bear with us.The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg01:40 – ShopLyfting05:00– Phish Phry11:50 – Jumbo Jenga Safari24:30 - Shoutouts!27:45 – Taco Tussle36:45 – Vice Documentaries 44:00 – Liking Food is Gay?50:00 – Amnesia Roofies57:20 – Women and Baby Dick1:03:40 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Back after a little hiatus, we actually made an effort to not talk about poop this episode and inadvertently talked way too much about pee. We also talk about fake meat, bubblegum, and homeless people. Oh and garden is back again.The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKegGuest: Garden (again)00:30 – Black Guy Magic Middles08:20– Gum On Your Shorts15:20 – Pee Wine25:55 - Dr.Keg Breaks The Bad News To Syd34:15 – Hobo Knowledge44:00 – What If Jeffrey Epstein Went to Space?56:40 – Chinese Facial Recognition1:05:40 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

We made it to episode 20! We're celebrating by inviting our buddy Garden and filling the show with hypothetical brain teasers about poop, Epstein, and cum. Thanks so much for coming along with us so far!The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKegGuest: garden / @g_rdn_02:20 – Strange Pee Pool Habits07:30– Happy Madison Tasty Penis13:00 – Kids' Sweepstakes18:00 – Donkey Kong's Phone Number30:00 – Poop In Somebodies House50:00 – Myth Busters Shoot Up A School48:20 – Pictionary Woes52:30 – Factual Bryden Facts57:40 – Garden is a Champion1:02:00 – Cotton Eye Joe = MKUltra?1:07:00 – Robin Williams Dressed As a Shark Chasing You In Cum1:12:30 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Grab a boba and a bowl of butt-candy and get comfy because this week our guest Zach (yoloswagstudios) joins us for a chat on Chinese tenacity, boomers being boomers, and certain people with candy that may or not be in their butt.The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKegGuest: Zach/yoloswagstudios)https://yoloswagstudios.com00:25 – Candy Cavity Search04:45 – Chinese vs. Africans10:20 – Boomer Car Chase20:00 – Re-Re-turn of Pizzability31:30 – Poop Stories35:40 – Notorious Liars Movie Date42:20 – Karate Chopping Pam Beesly47:20 – Syd's Million Dollar Idea51:07 – David Duke Cockblock55:00 – Anti-Anime1:06:20 – Floridians1:12:10 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

This week we all talk about Catfishing, Jordan Peele's 'Us', the dread of lingerie, and retards making pizza. The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg00:25 – Catfish MTV Bucks10:35 – Jordan Peele (more Molemen?)24:10 – Aladdin Sucks27:40 – Modern Art Scams30:40 – Owning Egirl Orbiters 42:00 – Black Lady Church Hats and Dressing Up55:00 – Meteors Hitting Exes62:00 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Let the games begin! We got a brand new show full of hard R's, by that we mean,,,wait, haven't we said that before? I think this episode is actually about Howard Stern and Cats the musical being gay. The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg00:25 – 'Throwback' Eyebrows09:15 – Howard Stern is Fartman16:15 – Girls Write Dumb Loveletters24:00 – LiveAIDS: The Night I Fell In Love36:30 – CATS Gets Bullied Off The Internet59:50 – Old Tom Cruise(No Outro this time)email: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

As long as we got eachother! This week we talk about fast food, manlets, and the mysterious underworld of the molemen. The surface dwelling sun normies versus the subterranian house-diggers, who will win? You decide.The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg00:25 – NotMoney03:00 – Boomer French Fries07:30 – Onion Cock-Rings18:30 – 007: Abort Mission25:50 – The Molemen39:30 – The Molemen II: Mermaids45:00 – The Molemen III: Uprising49:30 – Bagel Boss58:20 – Skateboy Syd's Ramp Tramps1:03:20 – Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

The doctors* are in! This week the boys take a little trip into yesteryear and discuss the halcyon days of Power Rangers, Disney flicks, and Domino's trademark N-word**.*not actually doctors**The NoidThe Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg00:25 – Being Sick (Ill, not 'sick')14:00 – Kid Jelqing17:40 – TV Show Band Lyrics27:00 – Red Power Ranger Bully35:45 – Shitty Disney Remake48:40 – Avoid The “Noid”54:40 – Noids Licking Ice Cream1:08:00 – J.A.P.s1:14:00 - Outr0email: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Let's hear it for the boys! What would happen if you were trapped at a gay birthday party? How would you feel if a girl tricked you into lapping up her spotty vag? What would you think if another man m'lady or supped you silently on the street? Syd, Finley, and Keg are here to answer these brainteasers. The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg00:25 – A Pack of Smokes And Sangria06:38 – Tailypoadline14:00 – Bloody Pussy16:00 – Drinking Discount Booze From A Dick22:45 – Mesh Shirts Are Gay30:20 – The Gay Birthday Party47:50 – Newspapers Suck51:04 – The Virgin 'M'lady' vs. The Chad 'Sup Bro'1:02:50 – Dicking Down1:09:10 - Outraemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

We’re a week late, but just pretend Etika’s death is still relevant okay? This week we talk about how dumb the non-American Anglosphere accents sound, failed entrepreneurs, New Age cult leaders, and lesbian cellists. The Coconut Crew: Host Sydney, Finley, and PowderKeg01:00 – Asians are Aliens04:10 – Ray Comfort’s Netball Gospel10:30 – Bulletball Begging27:00 – Teal Swan34:20 – Cello Lesbians56:10 – Etika’s Butt Was Farmed?1:06:00 – Skankfest 2019: Louis CK is Innocent1:12:00 - Outro email: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Back on track after a little hiatus and we've brought our friend Bryden along for the ride. This episode we talk about Finley's perilous adventures, Elizabeth Warren's diapers, and asian babies eating pine cones. Is Bill Hicks still alive? Can Jesse Lee Peterson defeat Tracy Morgan? Find out on this episode of NotFunny.The Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKegGuest: Bryden Proctor02:20 – The Legend of Finley: Breath Of The Wild10:00 – Birds or Bees Might Straight Up Kill You17:50 – Hindu Elizabeth Warren20:00 – Black Queerer40:15 – Bill Hicks 201948:40 – Vietnamese Girl Eats Pine cones53:10 – Racial Olympics1:03:00 – Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Tracy Morgan1:08:15 - Senile Old Celebrities1:19:00 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

I respect you ghost GF! I respect you! This episode the Coconut Crew delve into ... you know what, fuck it. I (PowderKeg) write these show notes and I got fucking owned. I admit it. Fucking whatever. Fuck you. The Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg00:30 – Women Cumming To Death03:20 – Sissy Hypno Is Ancient09:00 – 2020 Olympics Will Be Anime18:20 – Dungeons & Dog-Fuckers20:20 – Finley Loves Ghost GFs27:20 – The Infamous Cici's Pizza Story36:25 – CBS Sitcom About Nigerian Nurse43:00 – Local News Is Retarded55:15 - Fat Goth Girl1:03:50 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

One #10, please! This episode the boys talk about White Supremacist beer policies, skateboarding, and how improv comedy is about being dommed.The Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg01:30 – Ariana Grande and Taco Bell06:45 – Black Ingenuity13:00 – SK8R BOIS X PHZX GRL23:40 – Finley Won't Stop26:50 – Karl Pilkington Was Right36:20 – Improv Comedy51:00 – Rebel Wilson1:00:00 – Stand Up 1:05:40 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Syd and Keg want to have a light-hearted talk about childhood birthday parties but Finley is more interested in talking about serial killer Albert Fish who enjoyed eating the butts of his victims. Also Game of Thrones shit.The Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg01:30 – Adolf Hitler Loves Syd05:40 – Birthday Stories12:00 – Finley Talks About A Serial Killer33:43 – Jesus Wore Pants, OK?37:40 – Back To Birthdays50:00 – Finley Back On Serial Killers52:40 – Game of Owned Finale1:10:14 – PowderKeg's h- (NOPE, FUCK YOU FINLEY)1:12:40 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

Punching in every direction! This week the Coconut Crew shits on basically everybody! Is Autism the next step in human evolution? Is it a good thing that your GF's parents are dead? We've got a fist full of HOT theories on this episode of NotFunny.The Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg01:15 – Return of Baby Groot07:00 – Predator Autism14:50 – Game of Thrones Meltdowns32:40 – Smoke is Woke36:40 – Black Peepo Are Sea Turtles41:50 – Marry An Orphan49:30 – Horseshoe Theory Is About Pedos54:00 – Anime Makes You Gay1:03:30 – Book Publisher Problems1:06:40 – Goodnight Minecraft1:12:30 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/NotFunnyPodcast/shop?asc=u

We spoil Avengers: Endgame. The entire movie. That's it. It fucking sucked.The Coconut Crew: Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg00:50 – Angry Bois03:40 – Part I: Captain Woman Pushes Spaceship23:30 – Part II: Suicide Contest32:50 – Intermission: Keg Hates Baby Groot39:20 – Part III: The Chaos Emerald War44:15 – Part IV: Iron Man's Heart Pooped On By Stinky Fish46:10 – Epilogue: Time Travel Is Retarded, The Future Is Black51:00 – Old Black People Playing Basketball > Marvel59:30 – Sonic The Hedgehog Movie Conspiracy1:05:45 – NotFunny: Minecraft1:12:30 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.comstore: https://www.redbubble.com/people/notfunnypodcast/works/38785927-prehistoric?asc=u

DANA-NANANA! CHIHUAHUAAA! This is the episode literally nobody asked for as the Bro-nage a trois give the rundown on the 'Citizen Kane-ine' of our day; Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3. Gather 'round the campfire for some Christian camp stories from Finley and Sydney, and find yourself enchanted as you flip through the pages of PowderKeg's dream journal. Decide for yourself if this episode misses the 'bark' or hits the 'Niall' on the head. (I'm sorry)The Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg01:00 - Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta15:40 - Lindsay Lohan's CG Smol Tiddies20:50 - Extreeeeeeeme22:00 - Judging Women('s Hands)28:40 - Chihuahua's cont.34:15 - Calling Out Roscoe36:10 - Christian Camp Memories41:00 - Jonah Hill's Female Pedophile Show43:00 - PowderKeg vs. PowerPuff49:00 - The Many Faces of Niall Boylan1:01:50 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.com

Enter at your own risk! Finley, Syd, Keg, and garden band together to roll for their destiny in the perilous caverns that twist and turn through the mind of JustinRPG! Who will survive? Who will profit? Find out in this bonus episode of NotFunny.

HOTEP KOMBAT! This episode we are joined by Mr.Poop and Trees himself; garden! Join us as we hope to never have to knock on wood, grind for IRL EXP, and discover the missing link! However, no matter how hard we toil we will never be able to make the ultimate sacrifice: fixing every problem in the world by going back in time and ending black slavery like Jax in Mortal Kombat 11! Wow!Guest: gardenThe Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg03:30 - Jax Ends Slavery14:00 - Mighty Mighty AAAAAAAAAAAHtones25:00 - Chinese EXP Points28:45 - Black Guy Filming The Missing Link45:50 - Chris-Chan Impregnating Himself58:55 - Reggie/Trump Theory1:01:40 - Not Funny1:04:45 - Talking Dog Movies1:13:00 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.com

What ever happened to predictability? The Big Bitch, the sexy boy, stinky TV. Everywhere you look there's a hand to hold on to as we're joined by our pal Bryden to sift through the litterbox of today's entertainment. If Netflix is a little too tame for you (and your children) we hope all hands (penile or not) are on deck as we survey the film legacy of Paul Norman. Also face sitting again.Guest: Bryden ProctorThe Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg03:47 - Gun (Non-Coconut) Safety07:35 - Game of Throne's Big Ol' Bitch15:50 - Uncle Jesse's Taco Stand25:00 - Corey's Angels33:00 - 2 Stinky Girls42:40 - Another Malt Liquor Round Table52:45 - Dicks for Tits54:15 - Edward Penishands1:04:00 - Not Funny1:07:30 - Outroemail: coconutcrew@protonmail.com

He's Bigger, smarter, and works hard too, this punky Kong smothers white girls to death! This episode we talk about the 2019 version of the movie 'Native Son', Finley tries malt liquor for the first time, and then we gather 'round for storytime with PowderKeg.The Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg02:35 - Black Tech Deck Dudes06:58 - Malt Liquor, Not Just For Blacks17:20 - Nic Cage's Magical Ben Franklin Glasses21:30 - Bigger With a Hard R46:45 - PowderKeg Storytime: Garebear1:01:15 - Not Funny1:06:40 - Outro email: coconutcrew@protonmail.com

We are no match for Reshiram! This week we weigh in on Sekiro, bullshit at the airport, and more! We also accidentally make a return to the world of facesitting via fanfiction by an internet legend. Was Michael Jackson innocent? Is Michael Alig a fucking weirdo? Are Japanese women super tight, or do Japanese men just have huge dicks? Find out in our second episode of NotFunny.The Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg01:32 - Nutting in Space08:10 - Airport Bars12:05 - Giant Prehistoric Animals16:40 - Finley Reads Fanfiction by JustinRPG26:45 - Sekiro is About Cucking43:45 - Big Dicked Japs49:44 - New Joker Movie Trailer56:40 - Michael Jackson Bullies Poor Arab1:10:05 - Not Funny1:14:00 - Outro

Let the games begin! We got a brand new show full of hard R's, by that we mean hard as fuck retards! Then decide for yourself whether or not face sitting is a total chad move or the pinnacle of femdom. Did anyone really ask for this?The Coconut Crew: Host Syd Senex, Finley, and PowderKeg02:50 - Tinder and the 'R' word10:50 - Chad Retard20:00 - The Kidder41:00 - Face Sitters Club59:10 - Sir Timothy Treadwell1:03:00 - Drugs are for Non-Creative People1:10:50 - Outro email: coconutcrew@protonmail.com