Off Shift

We talk about superpowers with a twist, popcorn, our usual topic (hint its cum), and some questions from Reddit enjoy and sorry this was late!!

Andrew, Joe, and Ernie talk diet fads of the past the long past, as well as handle burning questions in "Knapp Thoughts". We also talk general nonsense as usual and Ernie rants about who knows what.

Ernie, Joe, and Andrew learn their Bond girl names and try to guess the titles of what the internet says are the most erotic books!!

Andrew, Joe, and Ernie are back to it and talking about kitchen and house appliances! Well new and improved uses for them anyway. This also marks the return to a normal release schedule!! Yunglud - https://bit.ly/36lcido G-Eazy No Limit - https://bit.ly/2Qkzumv Jay Rock Win - https://bit.ly/2SQ5KPN The Neighbourhood Sweater Weather - https://bit.ly/2ZW7kS5 Simple Creatures - https://bit.ly/37Gqb6j

Andrew, Joe, and Ernie talk life stuff and zombie survival while getting a handle on the new changes to the podcast. Wallows - Pleaser https://bit.ly/2q5rc7N Sum 41 - No Reason https://bit.ly/2OcasUo The Lagan - Same Shite Different Night https://bit.ly/2CMyCQ0

We are back and down a Jake found out more in the episode. There are some other slight changes in effect due to many life things happening all at once. Enjoy the episode as we talk about killing horror villains! Music: Alestorm - Shipwrecked the Drop Goblin Remix https://bit.ly/2m30t9g Great Grandpa - Teen Challenge https://bit.ly/2kD1V1T Grandson - Kissbang https://bit.ly/2kGecTh  

It’s a two man episode so naturally we talk about penis farts, whether or not the idea of breakfast is a conspiracy theory, and the strangest sports around the world! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Listen to all music played on the show right here! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU Music this week includes: Michael Cera Palin – Go home. Play Music. Feel Better. Strange Ranger- Leona Jetty Bones – No Lover Articles this Week included: Universal Orlando Troll Farts Glitter HuffPo: How Lobbyist made Breakfast Pricenomics: How Breakfast became a thing How Bacon and Eggs became an American breakfast New US food guidelines show the power of lobbying, not science Bo-Taoshi (the one with the pole) Finnish Baseball (The one with commentary) Thanks for listening, we love you! 

In what might be our most contentious episode yet, we rank the very best and worst chips after talking about Chernobyl and Ernie’s most recent drunken escapades! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU Music this week includes: Dorm Patrol – Knocked Out Alomar – King of the World Save Face - Mercy Articles this Week included: Nuttin here nerd

We're joined by Joe from Texas who tells us about his trip to Texas before they chat about Stranger Things Season 3 and their adolescent fads If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Listen to all music played on the show right here! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU Music this week includes: PUP – Sibling Rivalry Camp Green Lake – Teen Angst Dune Rats – Dalai Lama Articles this Week included: Nuttin here nerd

What Pokemon would batman train? What about Professor X? Or what about Black Panther? All these questions and more will be answered! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Listen to all music played on the show right here! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU Music this week includes: Heart Attack Man – 100mg  (Millennial) Taking Meds – Tough Guy Together PANGEA – Kemore Ave Articles this Week included: Nuttin here nerd

Ernie, Alex and Victoria are back from PUP in Salt Lake City and Joe is back from Ireland so we swap stories, Alex attacks our host with a fog machine while investigating his search history! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Dropkick Murphys – Flannagan’s Ball The Offspring – Sharknado Oliver Tree – Miracle Man Articles this Week included: Skrillex Mosquito Hellpig Alexa Kill Blue Banana Love Apple Dancing Plague Terror Bird Wolverine Frog Thanks for listening, we love you! 

NEW BONUS SHOW!!! Andrew, Ernie, Alex, and Victoria go on a road trip to the Mormon Mecca of Salt Lake City to see one of their very favorite bands PUP! Vore, Rambo, and butthole related shenanigans occur along the way… If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com

Andrew and Ernie build their “perfect” horror game called the grimms before running through a whole laundry list or bizarre facts including murderous cuts and the buttered cat paradox! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Listen to all music played on the show right here! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU Music this week includes: Active Bird Community – QB Sneak Dead Bars – Rain Bad Luck – Impressive Depressive Articles this Week included: Nuttin here nerd

Andrew is joined by frequent guest Riane to chat about how collecting man milk, putting pineapple on pizza, hypnotist, and getting way too high before playing a game centered around the worst aspect of money and humanity! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Listen to all music played on the show right here! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/58Y7J1H52PHpIc8ADOXDMU Music this week includes: Haybaby – Total Bore New Medicine – One too Many Whisperdisco – This is This Articles this Week included:   Full alligator skin is https://www.stmarynow.com/news-local/oversupply-hides-puts-damper-alligator-season Rambo Knife is https://www.amazon.com/Officially-Licensed-RAMBO-MC-RB1SS-Hunting/dp/B003EZEOLO https://www.viator.com/tours/Oahu/Reef-fishing-Oahu/d672-157110P1 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OJFOVSY/ref=sspa_dk_detail_0?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B00OJFOVSY&pd_rd_w=YPwSt&pf_rd_p=8a8f3917-7900-4ce8-ad90-adf0d53c0985&pd_rd_wg=j5iJf&pf_rd_r=R1GE296PPDZXTHA0DGD5&pd_rd_r=ff61aafc-8f05-11e9-8ae7-7d64170c01a3&smid=A2LAW7TV44RAOK https://paradisecopters.com/tours/hilo-doors-off-lava-rainforests-adventure/?src=OPI#.WaScy5OGNTY 1 week of children soccer practice - $105 http://playsportscity.com/lil-athletes/lil-kickers/ First aid training for coaches - $50 https://www.redcross.org/take-a-class/search?cgid=first-aid&zip=Butte%2C+MT+59701%2C+USA&latitude=46.0600227&longitude=-112.490614&zipcode=59701&searchtype=class Instagramner post is roughly $1000 https://www.cpcstrategy.com/blog/2019/05/how-much-do-influencers-charge/Thanks for listening, we love you!   Thanks for listening, we love you! 

It’s our one-year episode!!! In the last episode for some time where we have all 4 boys in the same room, they play the newly wed game where they immediately just yell at each other and then they play the long-lost game of Joe knows things! Learn the depths of our stupidity! Thanks for joining us this past year; lets get even stupider! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Aaron West and the Roaring Twenties – Just Sign the Papers The Unliklely Candidates – Novocaine (Music Video) Prince Daddy & The Hyena - Hidden Track Articles this Week included: Psssst, there’s nothing here… Thanks for listening, we love you! 

The Boys are joined by friend of the show Baylee Reighard to chat about toothy vaginas, insane medical stories, and the science behind shoving drugs up buttholes! We also chat about great things such as Eight Grade (the movie not the school thing), White Right, and the Syndrome. It’s a big fun mess! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Charlie Stout – The Last Rattlesnake in Texas Weatherbox – The Drugs Banner Pilot – Dead Tracks Articles this Week included: Psssst, there’s nothing here… Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Andrew and Ernie chat about Cerebro, Andrew’s recent movie, binge, and pimping out Jesus before they hop into what weird skills they would like to learn and fortune cookies? YAY CONSISTENCY If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Ridgelands – Concrete Shoes Marietta – Cinco De Mayo S**tshow Alkaline Trio – Broken Wing Articles this Week included: Jesus Lunchables Thanks for listening, we love you! 

TWO MAN EPISODE!!! We talk about speedrunning and Rage 2 before playing an impressively difficult movie game and play some good ol’ fashioned hypotheticals! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Jake, Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Propagandhi – Lotus Gait Darlia – Queen of Hearts (Music Video) Gold-Bears – Yeah, Tonight Articles this Week included: Ah hah, YOU FOOL!!! No articles this week! Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Riane joins the boys to talk about their favorite drunken camping stories and be tormented over her appalling lack of movie knowledge once again! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: ELUVEITIE – Inis Mona Catfish and the Bottlemen – 7 Get Scared - Sarcasm Articles this Week included: Ah hah, YOU FOOL!!! No articles this week! Thanks for listening, we love you! 

It’s the usual suspects this week! The boys talk about the manliest ways to chew, smoking crack through a hookeh, and the fascinating drug known as jankem before hopping into some video game and music talk! They then hop into some good ol’ fashioned nostalgia! Learn what makes the boys tick and learn about their weird childhoods! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Dorm Patrol – Make EA Skate Again (Music Video) The Airborne Toxic Event – Sometime Around Midnight (Music Video) Super Whatevr – 8:51AM Articles this Week included: Ah hah, YOU FOOL!!! No articles this week! Thanks for listening, we love you! 

It’s a great week for superheroes! So lets talk about the bad ones…. If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: In This Moment – Roots Paws – The Watering Hole Active Bird Community – Sweaty Lake Articles this Week included: Weird Superhero list #1 (Brother Power, Arm Fall Off, Matter Eater Lad, Eye Scream, & Danny the Street) Weird Superhero List #2 (Mogo, Ragman) Weird Superhero List #3 (Zeitgeist) Weird Superhero List #4 (Hellcow) Or ya know, Google it! Thanks for listening, we love you! 

ENDGAME IS HERE!!! Jake, Andrew, and Ernie have a spoiler-filled conversation where we break down all the things they loved and disliked about the newest Avengers movie! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Jake, Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com

In an especially messy sober episode, the boys talk about winking cyclopses (not a penis), Joe’s inability to own things, who we want as real life minions, and the peanut butter mafia. If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Weather Box – The Clearing Foster the People – Style Mom Jeans – Shred Cruz Articles this Week included: (WHOH, THERE’S STUFF!!!) Foot Fleshlight He Man Heya Parody Time Stamps: Foot Fleshlight – 4:57 Joe Doesn’t Own Anything – 9:48 Love, Death, and Robots again – 20:03 Russian doll – 22:27 Who would your Minion be? – 30:16 Knapp Thoughts – 52:08 Thanks for listening, we love you! 

The classic crew reconvenes guestless this week to talk about difficulty in video games, love death & robots, and Apex Legends! All before Joe gets too drunk and it all falls apart. If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Japanther – First of All Frank Carter & the Rattlesnakes – Crowbar Taco Mouth – The White House (Music Video) Articles this Week included: (WHOH, THERE’S STUFF!!!) Love, Death, and Robots Wilkins Coffee Sports to Sex Time Stamps: Love, Death, & robots 4:06 Sekiro & Easy Modes – 12:02 Apex Legends: 18:49 Wilkins coffee 21:00 Ape Out 23:04 Joe gest wasted when he leaves town 24:52 Breaking Benjamin Concert 31:41 Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Andrew and Joe welcome on an exceptionally drunk ginger to talk about Mass Effect, and Skiing! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Jake, Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: PUP – Morbid Things The Fratellis – Chelsea Dagger Free Throw – The Corner Dilemma Articles this Week included: Lol You know damn well there’s nothing here Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Our host has returned with reoccurring guests Al and Vic to tell about true crime, video games, and the best fictional places! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Grandson – Apologize Gogol Bordello – Through the Roof N’ Underground The Coathangers – Last Call Articles this Week included: Lol You know damn well there’s nothing here Thanks for listening, we love you! 

In the final episode before the return of our host, the boys talk about snorting food and Saint Patrick’s Day stories before they hop into Andrew’s new game that follows one very interesting Redditor... If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Balancing the Different – She Said Vukovi – C.L.A.U.D.I.A. Be Like Max – Home Away from Home Articles this Week included: Lol You know damn well there’s nothing here Thanks for listening, we love you! 

The boys are guestless this week and are talking about all sorts of fun stuff! Joe continues to talk about his fitness adventures and makes a big announcement, Ernie talk about his continued obsessions with cool toys, and Andrew talks about his time with a documentary crew! They also chat about forced family outing and go back to the deep (hehe) well that is blowing smoke up an anus. Yup big adult boys here. If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Meat Wave – Run You Out The Faim – Summer is a Curse FIDLAR – By Myself  (Music Video) Articles this Week included: Lol You know damn well there’s nothing here Thanks for listening, we love you! 

We have the beautiful and kind James Richard on this week to talk about what board games would be like in real life and the mechanics of Flubber! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Amity Affliction – D.I.E. BRAINCOATS – Hurts Just Right SonReal – No Warm Up (Music Video) ßDefinitely Watch this! Articles this Week included: Lol You know damn well there’s nothing here Thanks for listening, we love you! 

It’s gettin’ topical in here! Lets talk about Momo, racist politicians, weird laws, and blowing? Yeah man, I don’t know either. Good luck! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: I don’t know how but they found me – Absinthe State Champs – Stick Around The Faim – Saints of the Sinners Articles this Week included: Black Face Governor Cotton School Children Momo Challenge Explainer Turn CO2 into Coal Time Stamps Good ol’ fashioned racist politicians – 4:40 Momo Challenge – 7:07 Weird Laws – 19:36 Thanks for listening, we love you! 

What kind of exotic animals would you own? Is a shrimp a bug? How are our quarter-life crises going? All these questions AND MORE are answered on this week’s episode! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: SWMRS – Trashbag Baby (Music Video) Stand Atlantic – Toothpick The Unlikely Candidates – Strange Love Articles this Week included: 20 Craziest Pets People Actually Own 20 Famous People with Exotic Pets Time Stamps Exotic Animals – 25:30 (There’s a lot going on here, and I’m not breaking it all out) Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Our host is dead! At least for the next couple weeks, so without the dark flannel covered cloud looming over the room, Joe leads Ernie and Knapp into our most positive episode yet! Talking about hobbies turns into just blowing each other, but we also talk about buckets full of cocaine, so we’ve still got it bb!!! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes Jeff Tuohy – Bourbon Street You, Me, and Everyone we know – James Brown is Dead Basement – Stigmata Articles this Week included; Joe didn’t give them to me, and I’m not looking for them soooo sorry lol Google it. Section Time Stamps: “Hobby” Talk – 24:08 Cocaine Lunchables – 1:10:46 Woman in a Vent – 1:16:00 Stoners find a Tiger – 1:25:04 Thanks for listening, we love you! 

The boys are all back together, and they’re mildly hungover! Listen to them recap the nightmare that was the night before, talk about eating spaghetti in a dryer, and ranking the wettest words? Yeah, man, I don’t know either. If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Figure it Out – Without Me Microwave – Neighbors The Coathangers – F the NRA (Music Video) Articles this Week included Japanese Spaghetti Dryer Pepsi Logo Peacock Vow Trump Half Speed Brazil Confederacy Ecosexuals Naked Mongolian Sailors Thanks for listening, we love you! 

How do birds cum? How many holes does a straw have? What celebrity would win in a fight to the death? All these and more will be answered in a hectic bracket based system ran by idiots! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Polyenso – Happy Cole – No Role Modelz Moly & The Krells – Rejected Articles this Week included Dawg, we yelled about holes, bird sex, and celebrities fighting each other for the whole episode. Why you looking here? Thanks for listening, we love you! 

The room is full of hooligans and they’re hop into a chat about skiing and mentorship, poop covered walls, and kangaroos with tits! They also play such classic games as “What’s your Porn Name?” and “Nail Polish or Porn Title”. It’s a big drunk mess and its here right now! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Suidakra – Dead Man’s Reel Rotgut Whines – Gin and Salivate Basement – Disconnect Topic Time Stamps Ski Instructing and Mentorship 8:54 Solo – 28:08 Hell or High Water 30:31 Dwarf Tossing – 45:40 Mixing and Matching Animals – 48:11 Porn Names – 1:12:13 Porn or Nail Polish – 1:15:06 Articles this Week included Nothing because we’re dumb. Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Uh oh, we lost Joe again! Oh well, Andrew and Ernie are here to chat about the American Meme, crazy Oreo flavors, and what the Celebrity’s fursonas would be! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Pup – Kids Neverwhere – Overcoat Topic Time Stamps The American Meme – 8:40 Oreo Game – 15:26 Celebrity Fursonas – 35:10 Articles this Week included Loneliest Generation Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Joe is officially back!! He regales us with Australia stories and his bizarre opinions on pickles. We also have an in-depth chat about the new fascinating movie Bandersnatch! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Coathangers – Bimbo (Music Video) Anson – Suffocating Waterparks - Tantrum Articles this Week included Australia Fires Thanks for listening, we love you! 

The world is upside down because Joe is back and Andrew is gone! So rather than discuss Joe’s journeys Joe and Riane talk about animal battle royale, spicy sex foods, and chocolate pudding poop! Have a listen so that’s not just a mess of words! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: Wanton Bishops – Sleep with the lights on Between You and Me – Dakota Saul Williams – List of Demands (Reparations) Articles this Week included This episode was coherent as a stroke so no links! Thanks for listening, we love you! 

We did it… we survived 2018… listen to us talk about the holidays, Assassins Creed Odyssey, and the mechanics of superhero capes! f you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Jake, Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes Hop Along – Sally pt. II Kathy McCarty – Rocketship The Griswolds – Beware the Dog Articles this Week included Teeth in Wall Cosmonaut Pistol Rhino Pills Thanks for listening, we love you! 

We have an extra special New Years extravaganza episode with our good friends Alex Jones and Brady on to chat about drunk Ernie stories, and weeping Ninja Turtles! Its a big sloppy mess and we love it! Happy New Years! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: The White Buffalo – How the West was Won Turnpike Troubadours – Bossier City Murder by Death – I Came Around Weatherbox – My Head Articles this Week included Psssh, we’re not gonna give homework over Holiday break Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Ho Ho Ho and Happy Holidays ya hoe hoe hoes!! Andrew, and Ernie chat about their Smash Bros Ultimate before we hop into a chat about Christmas traditions and bad Christmas movies! Knapp also has some games centered around Disney and video game quotes! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes: SR-71 – Broken Handed Pkew Pkew Pkew – Mid 20’s Skateboarder (Music Video) The Main Drag – A Jagged Gorgeous Winter Articles this Week included Psssh, we’re not gonna give homework over Holiday break Thanks for listening, we love you! 

The boys have an extra fast (and extra sloppy) episode this week where they drink some (truly horrid) homemade wine while deciphering famous movie quotes translated into Japanese! It’s a fun and sexy hot mess so enjoy! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes Bullets and Octane – Pirates Riskee  and the Ridicule – Hipster (Music Video) Radiator Hospital – Our Song Articles this Week included NO HOMEWORK THIS WEEK FOOLS!!!! Thanks for listening, we love you! 

We talk about what constitutes an orgy! Our host also gushes about Netflix’s Maniac series before questioning Ernie and Andrew about Finland, Falcon sex hats, and boiling used menstrual pads… If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes Slotface – Sponge State (Music Video) Pigeon John – The Bomb (Music Video) Diarrhea Planet – Bob Dylan’s Grandma Articles this Week included Falcon Sex Hats Indonesian Boiling Menstrual Pads to Get Drunk Ariana Grande Fingers Earth Laser Bong Prostitute Orangutan Foaming Watermelon Non-Racist Skinheads Thanks for listening, we love you! 

The marvelous Riane Hysell on to chat about slaves, butt implants, and cocaine! We also quiz her on movie quotes, goes as well as you’d expect… If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes Weakened Friends – Main B***h (Music Video) Anberlin – Paperthin Hymn (Music Video) The Front Bottoms (Music Video) Articles this Week included Jake forgot to save the links and this thing is already late, but those sites are out there! Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Happy Spooooksgiving! Joe & Ernie are gone, and our host & Andrew’s deep idiocy has destroyed all their relationships so its just them this week! They chat about weird Thanksgiving traditions, what constitutes a salad, and pathetic corn! I promise you it kinda makes more sense after you listen! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes The Weather – Happy Pills (Music Video) Retirement Party – Jericho Two Feet – I Feel Like I’m Drowning Articles this Week included Booooooo it’s a spooky accident that we didn’t save the websites but they’re not important anyway! Happy Thanksgiving! Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Joe is back to talk about squeaky beaches, traveling traditions, urine addicted goats, and national tragedies! The world is a weird place! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes Billy Talent – The Crutch Electric Six – High Voltage (Music Video) Laura Jane Grace & the Devouring Mothers – China Beach Articles this Week included Blink 1488 (Lol I’m not linking Nazis; you look it up) American Chocolate Milk Brow Cows Mountain Goats addicted to Pee Steven Segal Chicken 69 Babies Detroit Irish Cake Coin Red light Robinhood Wikihow to hide an erection Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Our favorite friend Cole Reighard is back on to talk about Red Dead Redemption 2, fighting murderous packs of dogs, and a whole array of amazingly stupid topics in this extra long spectacle of stupidity! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes Knocked Loose – Deadringer Zebrahead – Bootylicious Vinyl PALAYE ROYALE – Mr Doctor Man (Music Video) Cloud Nothings – The Echo of the World Lol I’m not putting all other music in are you crazy Articles this Week included NODDASINGLETHING Thanks for listening, we love you! 

It’s a Halloween Spoooooooktaculaaaar, so its just our host and Andrew talking about how to be vampires, their favorite spooky myths & stories, and what mascots would win in a fight to the death… So you know… normal Halloween stuff! If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes Direct Hit! – Werewolf Shame (Music Video) Swearin’ – Grow into a Ghost (Music Video) The Misfits – Halloween Articles this Week included: Mascot Drummer Gritty Honeycomb Mascot Cinnamon How to be a Modern Vampire How to High Five Lead Masks Case Mongolian Death Worm Goat Man Creepypasta Trunko the Furry Fish Smiler Face Murder Theory Blandenboro Beast Russian Sleep Experiment Montauk Monster Death Ship of the Platte River Wow that was a lot of links! Thanks for listening, we love you! 

We have the beautiful Levi “Ginge” Craig on to chat with us about all sorts of things! First, we chat about a wide array of nerd topics including Marvel TV Shows, Red Dead Redemption, DMZ, and the Hobbit, before we chat about all of our favorite TV show, Futurama!   If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes Adelitas Way – Criticize The Wonder Years Passing through the a Screen Door (Music Video) Perma – Let’s Start a Band Weakened Friends – Blue Again (Music Video) Articles this Week included: Vaping Fog Machine Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Joe is back for his first Austrlian episode! He talks about almost getting banged by some swingers before we jump into some google searches and chat about some seriously weird sex toys…Enjoy? I guess? If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes Dune Rats – Bulls**t (Music Video) SonReal – Everywhere We Go  (Music Video) Air Trafffic = Charlotte Jim Carrol Band People Who Died Articles this Week included: Noah Cyrus Sells her Tears  Sex Toy #1 (Doll Thing) (NSFW) Sex Toy #2 (Dildo Grenade) (Also NSFW) MAN HOLDING THE GOD DAMNED SHEEP (SUPER NSFW) Thanks for listening, we love you! 

Joe may be dead, but Ernie has once again risen from the grave!! We talk about Ernie’s horrible hotel experience in North Carolina before we chat about The Punisher and DMZ. We also do a two part topic this week where we chat about what our dream video game would be. If you can't get enough of our stupid antics and beautiful looks (Damn we're sexy and funny!) then be sure to follow Andrew, Joe, and Ernie on social media! If you have a question or comment you want on the show then be sure to follow Off Shift on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Feel free to submit dope music you'd like showcased as well to any of our social media or to offshiftpodcast@gmail.com Music this week includes You, Me, and Everyone We Know – Brooks was Here together PANGEA – Hi Fi Television Waterparks – Royal Girlfriend Material – Going Grey (Dungeon Punks) Articles this Week included: NOTHING THIS WEEK BECAUSE WE’RE DUMB IDIOTS Thanks for listening, we love you!