One Nacho

Non-traditional, off the cuff episode. They guys discuss what it's going to be like when they're old.

Asking why your manhole cover is round Sound Advice and other hometown things Tony is on a Standing Desk Kick Ikea, the Harbor Freight of your living room Cigarettes with Coronas Backdraft Bidet installations in an Airstreams Provocative mask wearing Buying a Bi-Plane Sending messages to Astronauts Lotion Goddess for date night with 'lil fkers' Over-hand slow pitching Paradise fun-plex with Dennis Virtual MLB baseball Captain Dirigible goes to the Lightning Games Cheating at Virtual Racing ----DRINKS---- Cawawba - Evening Joe Coffee Blonde Oskar Blues - Gnight High West - Yippee Ki Yay No Name - Breckenridge Wiskey

Whole 30 diet, but at 50% The New Bronco Get your Teslas Jared is a master welder now Supper vs Dinner Remembering Piccadilly Selling more stuff on Facebook Direct TV grandfathered pricing Nautica Nautilus speakers Jeff goes noodling on the river Tony's new Variable speed bidet Bidet Beer Stands Mixing the brands of your bathroom fixtures Should you wear a tool belt? :::Drinks:::: Fancy papers - Cigar City brewing Orange Whiskey Sour New Belgium - 1985 IPA

Malls of our times Church of One Nacho Tony goes on Holiday with Neil Baseball hall of fame Winking at your Bonsai Sprig Drones at night Water rafting with Josh knocking on the door while doing #2 Pharmaceutical grade salt lamps :::::Drinks::::: Bijou Old Fashioned High West - Yippee Ki Yay Barrell Dovetail whiskey

The Guys fight over bourbon with boxing Double bicep - shrunken head pose The tank top is the vest of t-shirts Spotify deals for bidet advertising Lance Bass goes nowhere to space SpaceX Windbreaker, The Villain Wear your watch face on the inside Dog crunches = barking We're just older versions of our college self The new iPad stand Triston has a salt lamp keyboard 3d salt lamp printers Name of the second song is "triston plays keys on it" Strong winds to george town Metatacious D Ghostbusters :::Drinks::: Evening Joe - Coffee Blonde Sierra Nevada - Electropical Manhattan 10th Mountain Bourbon

Porch Pounders Tony's an accredited cub scout bidding wars online with your ex Chris Gaines cover band - Ill-gotten gains Puddle of Mudd soul patches One Nacho goes to Monster Jam Fat Weird Cookies GIF vs. Jif Espresso Machine purchases Tony goes thongin' on the Beach ---Drinks--- Voodoo Ranger - 1985 IPA Thumbs Up Khalua White Russian Smoked Honey Whiskey Sour

Collections of memories on eBay Taxidermy rattle snakes Squirrel gym Magnets on aluminum Guy Fieri, ICP, and Smash Mouth - same guy Cold snaps in Florida Meth hobbies Launder money through art Jokes are better when you explain Water pants Zorbaz pants Lycos search engine C-list celebrity super powers How to solve a fever Yucca root dishes Bonsai farm ---Drinks--- Terrapin dancing gummy beer lagunitas little sumpin sumpin bijou El Diablo

Jeff MC's Hand sanitizer wrestling Russian nesting doll ice cubes Eskimo headphone brothers Kudos Poor man fancy Dad Joke board members Crown Royal shift boots Macbeth in the backyard with a skull full of vodka Post Office Problems Birday vs Bidet Lowes is now Blows Ross makes tj maxx looks like a neiman marcus Triston is cold Don't bring One Nacho into your normal work life Huntin and Peckin Futuristic coin purse is a qr code on your pappus Papyrus ---Drinks--- Espresso Martini Eagle Rares Whiskey Old Fashioned with Larceny Manhattan

Bidet registration Fluoride ruining your flora, it's science Turn your iPhone photos into a 43k puzzle Masks below your chin(s) Memphis style dog grooming Gerry Raf-er-tee Quarantine mustache challenge Burnt-ends salt lamps ---Drinks--- Sidecar Mighty Cascade Brut IPA Manhattan Terrapin Magic Brown Hemp Brown Ale

Triston joins the show as a special guest Definition of Probi How to smoke cigarettes vs. other things How to bidet Cake Farts Zion National Park Jeff picks up Skateboarding Ambidextrous toilet paper --Drinks-- Gay Beer Golden Lager Bijou with Alpine Spruced Gin Miller High Life Good Behavior - Crushable IPA

Tony calls Jared for Geek Squad Support The guys gang up on Tony Instagram Live Stream Problems Heaviest amazon prime packages Unloading packages like jet skis Ordering a loosie on amazon I only go down on you when I'm drinking Dirty jobs goes to Jeff's Airstream Banksy on trial for respirators Gas Mask Bongs are a terrible idea Snow resorts closed due to the apocalypse Drinks: Goose Island IPA Manahattan with Basil Hayden's Dark Rye Red Hare spf 50/50

Shelter in Place Edition Starbucks canned nitro coffee Pop-up Video for One Nacho Tony berates a waiter for cherries Jeff throws tables if you shake it Lady and 2 Tramps Dad Joke Powers Increase Collecting action figures Colloidal Oats Gaming increase with stay at home orders Fugitive Cow Jeff doesn't support WW3 55 gallon drum full of sanitizer Poo-Pre-Lube Drinks: Manhattan G13 Mango Kush Wheat G13 Train Wreck DIPA

Jeff is on Hiatus. One Nacho - Winter Meetup in Colorado Strawberry Hot Springs Alcoholic Seltzers Jared gets bullied by Triston Toilet flush gamble - Cigarette signage Infectious Virus Keeping a mustache Airport people watching - masks below The airline recline debate Boosted board is dead, Gopro will be next Drinks: Sweetwater G13 Maui Brewing - Coconut Porter

Jared gets cat-called Love aint easy, but baja blast makes it work Bike crashes 4th of July Cornhole Defense Breaking the shotski record Kanye goes to everest Frosted flakes in a cocktail Jeff's sobatical was unintentional Jony Ives leaves apple and makes cheeze graters 5ge = 5g extra bullshit Cracker Barrel has stocks available The democratic debates white house salt lamps ---Drinks--- Manhattan Coconut Rum and Coke Old Fashioned

New studios Luggage not fitting in your Uber Himalayan salt toilets Technology always fails Jared Grunting eye locks at the gym Rube Goldberg shit catapult Straight edge hates sober curious millenials The July Challenge discussion ---Drinks--- Manhattan Satan IPA Yippee Kay Yay whiskey

Tony is late Hedonism 2 Sharing your dna for better advertising The Jackson Hole One Nacho Meetup Jared lost his phone on a snow mountain Troy is the designated One Nacho survivor Depressing Million Dollar Cowboy Reeses peanut butter pie scavenger hunt Bob Evans "Making money is easy, it's like making coffee" Tony's wrist workout plan Airplane etiquette Jeff almost killed a kid snowboarding ---Drinks--- Candeed single malt scotch Arcola whiskey 26.2 Brew

Alternative IG Holes in the bathroom floor Going to Tahoe to gamble in the airport Living your best life Robot Tax Xmen action figures getting sued Frat bros pouring beers are robots Social media likes for youthinasia Jared yells at a lady ---Drinks--- Ginger Lemon kombucha with Dry Gin Evan Bills 12 year whiskey Neat Coffee with Baileys

Omaha vs Kansas city steaks Edible arrangements gas station eats cruller / donut How to tell people you seen something already CES homebrew beer is shit Tony's love of Pyramids and other shapes Drinks: Kentucky Mule with cock&bull 21st amendment blah blah blah Casino cocktail

Graywater is less than Blackwater Gregorian calendar questions re-calibrating the kilogram target is the worst steam punk roller skates should congress learn technology? Beards are aggressive Drinks: Negroni 2 bouryes 1 with Lime

Crashing Bikes The new snowboard season That Big Cow going around the internet 2019 Predictions Cottage Cheese is unanimous French onion dip > sour cream Alaska Earthquake Drinks: Bourye and coke Manhattan (Wild turkey) yippee ki yay

Sippin on 44s Mike Jones lets you know hes there Bringing stovetop to isolated tribes Jujimufu Parking necking Atlanta Trap Museum Florida joker man Dialing up soda points MAC SABBATH Jared h8s Tony’s small tree People not pulling up to stoplights Rumspringa Florida spring break ---Drinks--- Bulleit bourbon ginger Fernet and coke Sweetwater g13

Data scientists Tony isn’t allowed to have full beer CNC cut oats Gin and coke Last time you had 7-up Buffalo chicken wing old fashioned Football phones at kids birthday parties Hot ones UPS missed deliveries Not a flame-thrower Vaping while drilling oil in Florida Butter union rights Black Belt Butter carving Lambs blood beard oils Just for men-touch of satan Days of the Dead Bluetooth speeding hack Red Hare 50/50 Radler Bourye on ice Its not Just for Breakfast - 2 Row Brewing

Travel problems Talking to celebrities Outlet mall edibles Only ask questions, No thank you's Jeff flies spirit airlines Cookies on airplanes Who buys merch? What is dry steering? Yippee Ki Yay -High West Bijou Bulleit Bourbon and Coke

Becoming a man with Crown Royal Bags Building Code Bidets Nude Resorts Moving couches Square Valets Margaritaville visit Reverse Rewards Program Generic Ziploc bags Animatronic brothel Drinks: Sweetwater g13 High West American Prarie Burbon Limited Zinfandel release Martinez Cocktail

New PBR beer Updates on bluetooth filters and coffee shop lifting The Six Flags experience Dip N Dots wait times The new apple watch series 4 Jeff sees birds and limes Tony Hawk's Pro Scooter Electric bicycles Jeff Dabe holds things Manhattan with High West Double Rye Sweetwater G13 IPA 21st Amendment Blood Orange IPA

The Guys Return to Innocence Augmented Wine Reality Coffee Airplane Etiquette House of Burgs Tipping on Taxes Say Anything is Done Tony never pooped in high school Jeff's Fest public #2 Synced concert wristbands Suprised faced bad drivers Consequences for giving out drivers licenses Prepaying for Gas Stone Brewing - Tangerine Express Uinta stompin grounds / high west campfire Wild Ginger Beer

Nude Beaches in Austin with Bread Twist-ties Hotel Eggs Stubbs BBQ Jeff showers with his toilet Who shops at Staples? Midnight Cowboy Riding Limes vs. Birds Being quiet around your waitress The gym is not for relaxing Fungus Shui Mushroom Ale - Meadowlark Brewing Hell Or High Watermelon - 21st Amendment Brewery Spook Hill - Red Cypress Brewing

Amazon Prime Bezos vs. Kylie Jenner Face Tatoos for cred TJ Maxx, Ross, Marshalls Checkout line queue products Noise cancelling headphones on a plane Getting your wings Drinks: Bourye on the rocks Swamphead Stump Knocker Evil Genius Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Peets Joe Rogan stealing from us Houndstooth vs. Bluetooth Bluetooth Air filters Bidet update Bird Scooter charging sucks Stealing free grapes at publix dueling cash registers Wyrm, the personal massager share company

Killer vapes The new delete app, that uses cigarettes Magna - Summa Cum Lade Publix graduation Jeff bought a truck Cant take Burt Reynolds through security Throw away your belts Jeff has a racist tow truck driver Losing your autonomous lyft opportunity Rosanne

Work out in Target with their weights, you can get your motorcycle license on a can am, Teledildonics, Deep Fakes, Motorcycle Raffles

No one cares about yanni or laurel The shart lottery Bird scooters Apple continues effing up its computer game Tenacious D rocks ATL

Jeff is on the junior varsity computer building team Drunken hackers Tony gets kicked out of cracker barrel Strippers stomping on your feet Parents exploring college liquor shots Jersey shore is back Conor Mcgregor makes an oopsie Flat earth rocket success Theme park wheel chairs Waterworld hotel rooms in vegas

April foolsing everybody Not signing in to Facebook for pacific reasons Tony is scared of Jeff Bezos Amazon buys the one nacho podcast Sinclair Media Snapchat is dead Jeff and Tony fight about Joe Rogan Subliminal urinal communication

The importance of bitters Trader Joes is only supplemental Flexin on your fans Getting judged in the 10 items or less lane Tesla infiltrating The Home Depot What happens to a dad’s body when they have a child The Denver retreat TrueCar is The Worst Boosted boards ship their batteries 1.5 years late Super troopers 2 comes out soon Lil Dicky and Chris Brown Self driving cars hitting people Samsung hypnotizes you to forget your favorite Netflix show

Talking about fashion in the olympics, people don't know space, The Boring Company not-flamethrower, raw water, and Jeff breaks his legs

Rick guest spots on the podcast, no more devices when in the bathroom, Selling stuff on craigslist, what's your cash price? Jackson pollock toilets, Leave a line or "Cash" for the tip line?

Jeff gets into legal trouble, Jared sounds like Kathleen Turner, Tony hates emojis and takes a pisser, Laugh tracks enter podcasts, a Target adventure, Mossimo is gone!, how to bow-up on beggars, the gnar report returns, The new hipster way to listen to music

Dogs invented two factor authentication. Tony takes to local news game. New Years rocking eve and YouTube stars capture our attention. Jesus gets woke.

Jared's drain the whiskey party, net neutrality, Cryptocurrency investing for the One Nacho listener, Goatse on canvas, and hardware store parking lot etiquette.

Origins of the Old Prospector, Open back headphone listening techniques, Massdrop purchases, Bitcoins meteoric rise and robo-investing, How to sneak a late night land line phone call in the early 2000s

A new One Nacho cocktail? Grocery store pit bosses, flat earth rocketman and Amazon end of days algorithms. Are you prepared?

New iphone x, tesla makes semi-trucks, internet speed test conspiracy, supreme clothing, juggalo coupon books

Body Armor Drink, Porsche 911 turbo S exclusive, A trip to harbor freight, Leave your picture in the bathroom, World record shotski, Restaurant wait times are always wrong, Long nails on an ipad, Vegemite shots, Bladerunner 2049 staring out the window, Weinstein halloween costumes, Plant love, and Wraparound condoms

Kroger vs. Publix, Brett and Giovani at the Motel 6, Youtube Ad controversy, and Butt Chugging for Jesus

1 push deuce, Condom machines in bathrooms, Pizza hut R&D department, Grunting for cars, Scotch Rules

Talking about Outback Steakhouse, Racist Aliens, Home Depot Returns for Hurricane Irma, You're just a coworker to your friends, The Landlord returns, and being pretentious with comcast.

Jeff will fire you over colored pencils, your piece of Kit is bullshit, Joel Osteen's Jet Skis, blind grocery baggers, LA gets rid of Columbus Day, McDonald's french fries used to be better, drive-through regrets, Dragoncon stories, The Red Phone Booth in Atlanta

Reading your reviews, What is up with middle initials? Bubble Pipes, the "Real Reason", Key copying kiosks, and rogue hot air balloons

F, Marry, Kill: Spielberg, Lucas, Cameron; Eclipse is going to turn everyone into 21 grams of dust. Welding goggle eclipse conspiracy.

Tony is AF, Jeff gets back from the Red/Blue district, 1 hue bulbs if by sea, 81 bay brewing, TAG wrap parties with Hannibal Buress