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Sibling duo Megan and Ezra explore all things Archie, diving deep into the history of the Riverdale gang. Join them at the Chok'lit Shoppe and get to know the colorful characters who have inspired eighty years of comics, all while laughing, learning, and exploring every corner of the globe. After a…

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    • Feb 11, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 56m AVG DURATION
    • 148 EPISODES


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    111. Lindsay Lohan's Pepsi Milk

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2023 61:38


    Here's that good content you crave only a few days late! For real though, we very much appreciate your patience and understanding in this tough time that Meg and I are going through. Getting together and talking about dumb old Archie always helps, so get ready for another segment of the Married Life, plus some grass-roots Archie civics!Segments: Archie the Married Life; Good Guy ArchieDigests:Recommendations: Batman ReturnsBridgerton

    110. This One's for Shoe, Laces

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2023 55:35


    Well, howdy there, folks! Didn't see 'ya come in there. Mosey on over to the bar and I'll pour you a sarsaparilla and you can listen to the RHS AV Club! Tonight they're crackin' plenty of jokes about that rascally red-head and his bevvy of babes, and you can bet that his pal Jughead makes an appearance!Segments: Those Meddlin' Kids! x3Digests:Recommendations: God of WarAdventure TimeAubrey Gordon

    109. The Bear is My Other Butler

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2023 65:55


    Hey gang, sorry for the delays! The holidays are crazy, as we all know, and Megan and Ezra just got a little behind in their deliveries of wonderful Archie goofs and zany plotlines. So enjoy this New Year Episode full of yuks and cucks! Except there aren't any cucks. Instead, Megan brings back an old favorite, and Ezra debuts a hot new segment.Segments: The Irregulars; The Unnamed Game; Those Meddlin' Kids!Digests:Recommendations: Immortality by Sam BarlowLittle Fuzzy by H. Beam PiperEzra's Medium

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    108. Jackass 7: Prank My Santa

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 60:12


    Ho Ho Holy Cow it's Riverdale High AV Club! On this Holiday-extravaganza, we tackle the unfortunately-mostly-Christmas stories of Archie's Decembers past. Megan takes us through a harrowing four-part journey through Archie's psyche, while Ezra tells us all about Veronica's one-time weeb crush. Segments: Happy Archidays; the Irregulars; #NotMyArchieDigests:Recommendations: No Man's SkyDr. Devon Price's Twitch Ezra's Medium

    107. Three Weddings and a Séance

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2022 69:54


    "If there's two things I've always thought Archie Comics needed more of, it's weddings and ghosts!"Have you often said this to yourself? Well you are in luck! Today, on the latest episode of your favorite podcast, the Riverdale High AV Club, sibling hosts Megan and Ezra read through some classics and not-so-classics of Archie comics! Listen as Ezra spins tales of romance and terror and shiver in your seat as Megan takes you on a phantasmagorical trip beyond the veil of spirits! Segments: Archie: The Married Life; Rich People are Wild!; Wayback MachineDigests:Recommendations: Disco ElysiumEzra's Medium

    106. Grand Theft Auto 6: Wonder Car Vice

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 60:08


    Open up! This is the Vice Squad! We've arrived in our talking car to tell you that Riverdale High AV Club has a new episode! Ezra says a ton of weird names and Megan makes us all question the nature of speech, and just how weird it is. Also, Archie Comics is mean to a lot of its characters!Segments: The Irregulars; Bizarchie; #NotmyarchieDigests: Life With Archie #240Recommendations: Upgrade Soul by Ezra Claytan DanielsDune by David MatthewsEzra's Medium

    105. Moose Balloons and Land Sharks

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 63:58


    *blows dust* "What's this? This old tome? Could it be the Riverdale High AV Club?" That's right gang! Your favorite sibling duo is back and better than ever with new segments, a decent amount of energy, and some of the biggest yuks you've probably had in months. Join us here, every other week for an assortment of goofs, geefs, and gaffs! Segments: So You Think You Can Arch/The Irregulars; Bizarchie; Archie: the Married Life Digests: Recommendations: https://www.amazon.com/Self-Published-Kindling-Memoirs-Homeless-Bookstore/dp/0615852009 (Self-Published Kindling) (Book) https://www.amazon.com/They-Live-Keith-David/dp/B000I9VOWG/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3SXDBLF4PL3N3&keywords=they+live&qid=1667276042&qu=eyJxc2MiOiIyLjAxIiwicXNhIjoiMi40MyIsInFzcCI6IjAuNDUifQ%3D%3D&sprefix=they+live%2Caps%2C82&sr=8-1 (They Live) (Movie) Ezra's https://medium.com/@ezra_58742 (Medium)

    104. Why Men Hate Blood: SOLVED

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2022 52:50


    If you thought you were done with KISS hanging out with Archie and the gang, how wrong you were. Today, Megan takes us through the epic conclusion of the KISS x Archie collab. Also, Ezra presents a modified version of an old bit, then your favorite sibling duo spend some time giving top-notch recommendations! Segments: Bizzarchie, The Irregulars, Gag Bag Grab Bag Digests: Archie Meets KISS Recommendations: Comic: https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/12090646 (Infinite Kung Fu by Kagan McLeod) Movie: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072251/ (The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (1974 version)) Webcomic: https://www.trippingoveryou.com/ (Tripping Over You) Game: https://nightshadevn.com/ (Night Shade: You're the Drug) Webcomic: https://www.oglaf.com/ (Oglaf) Show: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11000902/ (Our Flag Means Death)

    103. Negging KISS

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2022 62:49


    What do Archie Comics and Marvel have in common? They both just need to CHILL on their crossovers! In this episode Ezra treats us to a trip to the multiverse with another installment of Archie: the Married Life, featuring local government officials and abusing service industry workers! Then buckle up as Knights In Satans Service show up to save Riverdale from yet another zombie invasion! Segments: Archie: The Married Life, Bizzarchie Digests: Archie: The Married Life, Archie Meets Kiss Recommendations: the X-Files, Hard Boiled (John Woo, 1992)

    102. Aspirational Boat Fic

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2022 53:39


    Ah, youth. When a young man's thoughts turned to how you and your girlfriend have the same kinds of face injuries. In this teen-tastic episode, Megan and Ezra talk about just how stupid teenagers are. From straight-up cruelty to your best friend, to friendly competitions that aren't that friendly. Talking points include pizza, Ikea, and various combinations thereof. Segments: Totally Teens, Unnamed Game, Teensdily Totes Digests: Archie Digest #229 “A Pizza My Mind”, Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica #100 “Comparison Value”, Betty and Veronica Double Digest #100 Recommendations: Star Trek: The Next Generation, the new Batman movie, and also Batman and Robin - the one with the ass shots!

    101. The Fall of the House of Archie

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 52:35


    It's not Halloween already, is it?? In this episode of RHS AV Club, Megan and Ezra discuss some gothic Archie (but not the band), with everything from contrived child-slavery to another edition of The Married Life full of that soapy goodness you crave! Will Archie live it up while he's going down in Las Vegas and will Betty lose it all on the mean streets of New York City? Find out in this week's episode! Segments: Bizzarchie, Archie: The Married Life, Gag Bag Grab Bag Digests: Archie Digest #229 “The Moaning Mansion of Mood Mountain” with Archie Recommendations: 99% Invisible Episode: The Automat https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-automat/ (https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-automat/), The Lurking Fear by HP Lovecraft, Lovecraft Country by Matt Ruff

    100. Hanging Out and Making Each Other Laugh

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 99:39


    Ding-dong, the deed is done, gang! We have officially reached the 100th episode for our podcast! *Air Horns* We're just so excited to have you all with us on this very special episode, so we went ahead and made it a long one! Featuring both new bits and old, Ezra and Megan reflect on the weird and wild road they've walked in order to get where they are today! And keep an ear out, you just might catch some special studio guests in the middle! Segments: The Irregulars, Random Archie Generator, Totally Archie Out of Teen!, Live Unnamed Game, Bizzarchie Digests: Archie's Girl's Betty and Veronica #70 “Point of View” Archie at Riverdale High #24 "The Other Side" Recommendations: Street Uni X https://daffodil.itch.io/street-uni-x (https://daffodil.itch.io/street-uni-x), Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order, Turning Red

    99. Chekov's Lulu

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 75:43


    Come in! Come in! This is a new episode of RHS AV Club! In a tense, high-flying episode of everyone's favorite sibling-hosted Archie-centric podcast, Ezra and Megan talk about some risqué (in more ways than one) fanart. Then a a return to the overly-dramatic and surprisingly dark pages of Archie: the Married Life. Betty and Veronica Spy Gurlz make a triumphant return with some actually familiar faces making an appearance. Segments: Archie: The Married Life, Archie Investigates: Secret Agent Edition Digests: PEP Digital #178, Agents Betty and Veronica Recommendations: Dungeons and Daddies, A Mighty Wind Search Engine: https://search.marginalia.nu/ (https://search.marginalia.nu/)

    98. Archie Would Be a Bottom

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 62:05


    Forsooth, do mine eyes deceive me or is that a new episode of RHS AV Club? In our first episode of the spring, Megan and Ezra discuss Shakespeare, spies and everyone's favorite Archie creator (sorry Dans!). Plus, a deep dive into some Riverdale "secrets," all yours for the taking! Segments: Archie Investigates: Secret Agent Edition, Rivers of Laughter, Archie Out of Context Digests: PEP Digital #178, Agents Betty and Veronica Recommendations: Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino by the Arctic Monkeys, the concept of fun bad action movies, as inspired by Final Destination 3, bonus recommendation - Face/Off, starring John Travolta and Nick Cage

    97. The Horse Exorcist

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2022 69:53


    In a return to the Married Life, Megan and Ezra discuss the drama around Pop Tate's and the soap opera vibes of Business Archie. Megan finishes off the episode by telling us about Archie Comics blatantly ripping off Richie Rich, and some much needed fruit context. Segments: Archie: The Married Life, Eat the Rich Digests: "Poor Little Rich Girl" Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica #72, Betty and Veronica Annual #6, Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica #1

    96. Of Age and Old Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 50:06


    Take a step back to some simpler times with Megan and Ezra today. After discussing some of Archie's classic chicanery, the sibling duo discusses a classic comic that'll have you tickled pink and wrap things up with some reflecting on their favorite Disney World ride. Segments: Eat the Rich, Lil Tales, Classic Comics Digests: B&V Friends Double Digest Magazine #261 "Color Me Pink" Betty and Veronica Double Digest #200 “Wet and Wonderful” Archie at Riverdale High Volume 2 “The Two-Edged Axe”

    95. Ambrosia's Chowhouse

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2022 58:21


    In this zany romp Megan challenges Ezra to guess which of three Lodge parties was fabricated, and which two were real. Then we delve into another issue of The Married Life, where Betty is sad, Reggie sells used cars, and Archie is a big jerk! Segments: Unnamed Game, Archie: The Married Life Digests: Betty and Veronica Double Digest #284 “Party Smarties” “Putting on the Dog”

    94. Half of Archie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 55:27


    In this week's jaw-dropping episode of RHS AV Club, Ezra does another weird and wacky episode of The Married Life—this time with implied cheating! And wonder as Megan presents a tale of what can't be called anything other than gaslighting—in a hilarious way! Segments: Archie: The Married Life, Bizarrchie / Totally Teens Digests: Betty and Veronica Double Digest #200 “Multiple Mayhem” Support this podcast

    93. Archie Toilet Paper

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 50:42


    All is not as it seems in this stunningly silly episode of everyone's favorite podcast! Over the course of one hour (give or take), your favorite hosts, Megan and Ezra, will tell you all about such wonderful things as: friend trickery, in order to accomplish ???; a strange but benevolent benefactor of broke Riverdaliens; and the most laid-back rock-stars you've never seen! Segments: Fadtastic Mr. Andrews, Totally Teens, Odds and Friends Digests: Betty and Veronica Double Digest #208 “Vacation Vexation” “Backstage Pass” Support this podcast

    92. Cast Iron Christmas Tree

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 56:36


    Ho, ho, ho! It's Archie Claus here to bring you holiday cheer from your favorite sibling podcasters (take that, McElroys)! Today Megan and Ezra cuddle up by the yule log and tell some cocoa-scented Christmas tales involving the super cool Fred Andrews and some tree death! Segments: Christmas Carols, Back to School Special Digests: Archie Christmas Classics “Fire Bugged” “A Christmas Tale” Support this podcast

    91. The Christmas Magic We Can't Get From Dragon Scales

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2021 64:20


    Megan brings the noise this episode with some overtly religious Christian comics, courtesy of our boy Al Hartley! From a terrifying animal tableau, to some Salvation Army shenanigans, he really shows us what Christmas means. And, Ezra brings us the first issue of Archie marries Betty, showing us what his life in New York is like! Segments: Christmas Carols, Archie: The Married Life Digests: Sabrina's Christmas Magic #1 (Archie Giant Series #196) “Hidden Claus” “Mission Possible” “Animal Crackers” Support this podcast

    90. Santa's Secrets

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 54:26


    Holy cow gang, we're in that Christmas Creep--and on the road to episode 100--AND OUR TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY? In preparation for the holiday and our super-versary, Megan walks us through some of the holiday comics from Archie throughout the years, and Ezra begins an epic mini-series covering one of the craziest and yet most seminal Archie Comic events to ever take place. Segments: Archie: The Married Life, Unnamed Game Digests: Archie Christmas Classics “Snow Mistake” “Black Book Bonanza” Support this podcast

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    89. Power Outage Hijinks

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 54:07


    In this week's barnstorming episode, Megan and Ezra talk about some of the wild and dangerous happenings of Riverdale, USA. From the best blackout anyone's ever had to the most incompetent burglar you've ever seen, this episode has it all! Segments: Unnamed Game, Archie Investigates Digests: Betty and Veronica Jumbo Comics 29 "Small Fry" Life with Archie Vol 1 "It's a Smal World!" Support this podcast

    88. All These Hot Adult Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 57:53


    Megan and Ezra are talkin' teens in today's episode, covering some of the most normal teen hijinks to date. Activities include teen boy art detectives, cool dads and their favorite chairs, and hunky boys just not quite cutting it. Segments: Back to School Special/ Better Off Fred, Bizzarchie, Gag Bag Grab Bag Digests: Life with Archie Vol 1 "The Strange Case of Patient X" Support this podcast

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    87. A Haven Free of Archie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 48:03


    In today's episode, Ezra brings another barnstorming edition of Dad Bibs! Then our wonderful sibling duo spend some time talking about Riverdale's resident richest man in the world and dig into just why Mr Lodge might hate America's favorite redheaded teen. Segments: Dad Bibs, Totally Teens, Bizzarchie Digests: Life with Archie Vol 1 "A Very Lodge Problem" Support this podcast

    86. Is Archie Jailbait?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 67:14


    In this episode, things get dangerously sexy—in more than one way! Ezra reads a comic with some steamy forbidden romance, and Megan takes the team under the sea for some high-concept hijinx, and things get wet! Segments: Archie Out of Context, Bizzarchie Digests: Life with Archie Vol 1 "Hi-Jinks and Deep Divers" Support this podcast

    85. Archie Hits the Nut Button

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 44:32


    If you've ever wondered what a classic cult movie would look like with Archie, and without any of the creativity or charm that made the original a success, come check out this episode! Megan tells Ezra all about one of the weirdest Archie Comics to date and Ezra spends some time talking about the crude insensitivities of the teens of Riverdale! Segments: Betty's Bullshit, Totally Teens, Rag Tag Digests: Betty and Veronica #237: Halloween Annual "The Many Loves of Archie Andrews: So Many Girls, So Little Time", "Party Time" Betty and Veronica Double Digest #155 “Freddy Icicle” Betty and Veronica Double Digest #216 “Prize Project” Support this podcast

    84. Sometimes a Witch

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 62:28


    Today, in the final Halloween episode, Megan and Ezra play some extra spooky games and tell some creepy tales out of school! Join them as they say goodbye to the scary season with some classically goofy Archie Comic hijinks! Segments: The Halloween Tome, Unnamed Game Digests: Betty and Veronica Jumbo Comics 297 “Curesetume Party”, "The Failure"

    83. Casually Confirming the Existence of Ghosts

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 69:39


    As we get closer and closer to All Hallow's Eve, Megan brings us some Archie comics that would have the Ghostbusters in fits and show us through the weird and seedy underbelly of Riverdale, and Ezra shows us that maybe the scariest thing of all is a teenage boy who doesn't think about other people's feelings. Segments: The Halloween Tome, Hey Who Thought This Was a Good Idea? Digests: Betty and Veronica Double Digest #247 "Pedal Patter" Archie and Friends All-Stars: Archie's Haunted House "This Old House" "The House of Riverdale Chapters 1-3"

    82. Spooky Sounds

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 53:51


    In this episode, Megan and Ezra take a turn for the spooky and dip into some weird and wild Halloween comics! After Megan tells some truly bone chillingly scary stories, Ezra takes a trip down fairy tale lane in this extra goofy edition of Riverdale high AV club. Segments: The Halloween Tome, Hey This One Was Actually Good!, the Way Back Machine Digests: Betty and Veronica Friends #251 Halloween Annual "CinderBetty" World of Archie Jumbo Comics #60 Archie in "The Deep Six" Archie's Halloween Spectacular 2020 “Pranktober 31st” Archie Halloween Spectacular 2019 “The Haunted (Lodge) Mansion"

    81. Jughead's Secret Sauce

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 53:02


    In this week's episode, Megan and Ezra talk about a slate of strange comics that include a parody of one of the Great American Novels, and an Unnamed Game hot off the presses. Talking points include sexism in children, overly elaborate grifts, and getting gung-ho for going green. Segments: Lil Tales, Unnamed Game, Totally Teens Digests: Archie Jumbo Comics Digest #304 "Mark of Greatness" Betty And Veronica #237 "The Flapper" Archie at Riverdale High Vol 1 “The Quitter” “Clean Up Campaign”

    80. Hot Busty Beazley

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 56:54


    Today, Megan and Ezra discuss some of the weird and wacky hijinks that go on in that tiny town of Riverdale. Talking points include overly elaborate plans to rob the rich, an unsettlingly buxom member of the RHS faculty, and the fact that the Archie writer's room almost certainly did a lot of the drugs. Segments: Archie Investigates, Archie Out of Context, Totally Teens Digests: Archie at Riverdale High Volume 1 “They Dye By Night” “The Big Put Down”

    79. Talking Red: Archie Vs. Predator

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 53:07


    Today, Megan and Ezra have a long, frank discussion on the Archie vs. Predator series in its entirety. Talking points include some of the horror we want to see crossed over into Riverdale, and Betty and Veronica meeting the actual devil. Segments: Talking Red Digests: Archie Vs. Predator, Archie Vs. Predator II, Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica #75"Mr. Inferno"

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    78. Archie Body, Predator Head

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 60:17


    Today, Megan tells Ezra all about Archie vs. Predator 2, the weird and wacky comic that gets alarmingly meta. They cover the entirety of the graphic novel and share some of their thoughts on the comic, including how even a monster in Archie's body is still better then the guy himself, and the amazing work of Alex DeCampi.

    77. Everything is Archie...Always

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 68:15


    Oh boy, today we're bringing out the big guns! This is it everyone, the one you've been waiting for! It's Archie Vs. Predator! Prepare for trouble as Archie and the gang take on everyone's favorite teen space murderer, and we'll just see who lives to tell the tale...

    76. Somewhere in Tropical Waters

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 61:15


    After a long break - we're back! Please enjoy this trip to tropical waters, where we all contemplate how much control a ghost has over his environment. We'll also think about how we (and Archie) can better serve the community, and learn that no one can take on City Hall! We love you, thank you for your patience as we needed time to step away. Segments: Totally Teens, What If, Dad Bibs

    75. Born in the Wrong Generation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 61:15


    This week join us while we load the whole dang episode into the jalopy, and drive down Memory Lane. That's right, that weird street in Riverdale where alternate/past timelines converge. We also dally a few moments in the terrible Miss Boing comic, which we have certainly referenced before! Last of all, if you can, please join us in donating to a nonprofit that is working to help those impacted by COVID-19. We are donating to https://my.care.org/site/Donation2?df_id=29830&29830.donation=form1&mfc_pref=T&_ga=2.106319683.1728648849.1623589301-88870630.1623589301 (Care India), but there are many organizations out there working hard against this pandemic. Donate to any charity supporting aid against COVID-19 and send us an email about it, and we'll send you a pin! Thank you for all of your support, and spend a little time down your own memory lane today. Who knows what you might find!

    74. Hard Left into Swiss Family Robinson

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 57:03


    Join us for adventure in the high seas as Archie and the gang board a ship to adventure! Surely nothing will go wrong. Amidst the swashbuckling antics take a brief break for Archie to share a tale of the golden days of his youth, back when the student council had to cancel their trip to Washington DC in order to fund basic school upkeep. The wolf episode is 58. Don't Take Life Lessons From Archie, listen to it https://riverdalehighav.wixsite.com/my-site-1/episodes/episode/1d0fe6a5/58-dont-take-life-lessons-from-archie (HERE)!

    73. Halloween Theme

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2021 55:01


    In this episode Mr. Weatherbee is sad that he ate a pizza, and Archie must do everything he can to console him. Episode 60: Well Stocked Refreshment Stand is the Jughead-olive one! We also have an Unnamed Game featuring Betty, Veronica, and spectacularly themed Halloween Parties! Which one is real? Only Ezra can guess! On our closing note we share a sad Veronica story, and we send out well wishes out to our listeners around the world. It's tough out there, and we love you. Be excellent to each other! Segments: Unnamed Game, Back to School, Odds and Friends

    72. ThiccHeart

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 49:35


    Join your hosts Megan and Ezra as they travel through space and time in the Crisis of Infinite Archie's! We continue with our warping through different realities when who should the Little Archie's run into, but the Tiny Titans! Segments: Bizzarchie, Lil Tales, Gag Bag Grab Bag

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    71. Gloating Ghosts

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 51:22


    Join your hosts today as they discuss topical favorites such as Lady Dimitrescu (who is 9' 6", I was wrong and I apologize) and Japanese "Manga" and "Anime". It's ok if you don't know what that is, Jughead will explain it to you! We also take a strange trip into Archie's Weird Mysteries as Betty lives the role of Drew Barrymore in "Shriek"! Segments: Fadtastic Mr. Andrews, Bizzarchie, Gag Bag Grab Bag

    70. Archie on a Leash

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 52:41


    Have you ever wondered about the difference between a dog and a boyfriend? Well wonder no more, because Betty has all the answers you need! We also spend a little time reminiscing over our high school year books along with Archie. Remember all those good times? Yea...so do I... https://store.steampowered.com/app/1121910/I_Love_You_Colonel_Sanders_A_Finger_Lickin_Good_Dating_Simulator/ (Here is the link to the Colonel Sanders Dating Sim, in case you were dying to play it.) Segments: Bizzarchie, Totally Teens, Lil Tales

    69. Clown Sex and Archie

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021 63:24


    In this episode it's all things...sexy! In honor of episode number 69 (nice, nice, nice!) your favorite Archie hosts dive into the wide world of fan fiction. We've gotta get our sexy Archie fix somewhere! Fan Fiction Referenced: https://archiveofourown.org/works/30369555 (To Riverdale and Back Again Fanfiction) https://archiveofourown.org/works/15514398 (This Isn't a Love Story, John) https://archiveofourown.org/works/10544318 (Wildflower, I'm Intoxicated.) https://archiveofourown.org/works/13978587 (First Impressions) https://www.fanfiction.net/s/64851/1/The-Best-Date (The Best Date) https://archiveofourown.org/works/14061672 (love yourself so no one has to) https://archiveofourown.org/works/8039953 (What's This)

    68. Shark Mountain

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 58:50


    Buckle the fuck up, babies, this is Archie Vs. Sharknado, and it is a wild ride! At long last, Megan was able to find a copy of this glorious work, and boy is it something else. Join us and the gang as we kill shark after shark, saving Riverdale - and the world!

    67. Broccoli Cannon

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 54:58


    Join Megan, Ezra, and the gang on a totally normal teen adventure as Jughead struggles to think of a clever burger name. Heavenly Swallows? No, no...that's not right! Also, please observe the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_5KgpN38hM (Black Widow trailer) from Saturday Night Live. Next up, we bring in one of the heaver hitters - it's Moby Jughead! This one is problematic on a lot of levels! Oh boy, do we have a lot to talk about here! CONTENT WARNING: Disordered eating and rapid weight gain/loss Segments: Totally Teens, Bizzarchie

    66. Chekhov's Tape

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 61:29


    Strap in for a wild and wacky double feature Bizzarchie this week, as Megan takes us down to the drive in. First up, is Triassic Lark, where we join Hiram, Ron, and Archie on a dino-tastic adventure to a land that time forgot! Next, and after a brief intermission, we delve deep into the earth, where we discover the mysterious Core City. https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/riverdale-high-av-club-978895 (Leave us a review this week on Podchaser), and a donation will be made to Meals on Wheels! This will be doubled when we reply to you, and doubled again by our wonderful podcast host - Captivate! If you've been putting off leaving that review for us, now is the time! Segments: Bizzarchie, Gag Bag Grab Bag

    65. Fresh Teeth

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 64:56


    Do you remember the time Juggie turned in to a wolf man? No, no, not Jughead: the Hunger, before that, in the days of Lil Archie and the gang! Join us, and Lil Sabrina tells the tale of a science experiment gone horribly wrong! While we're talking adventures, we can't leave out the time Archie faced off against an evil dentist/burglar! In a classic Archie Investigates our boy wonder saves the day yet again from a devious foe. Segments: Lil Tales, Archie Investigates, Gab Bag Grab Bag

    64. Underwater Cocktail Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 56:00


    Gather round, children, and learn of the hunt for the Scarcium Finny Elusivium! The rarest of rare tropical fish, captured by a gentleman explorer and his bumbling sidekick - Archie! While we're talking adventures, have you ever heard about the time Big Moose found an artillery shell on the beach? Oh, what a tale that is! And don't forget how back in Betty's stalker days she could smell an Archie from miles away! Segments: Archie Abroad, Odds and Friends, Bizzarchie

    63. He Might Be Dastardly!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 49:07


    Ah, Spring! That magical time of year when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of love...Ok, Archie, take a chill pill. In this episode we ignore Archie and his springtime fancies, and instead take a spring break adventure with Veronica! She and a generically handsome dude uncover an international plot, but will she make it out alive? Yes. Then we have a handsome stranger come to down, and Archie faces a near death experience when he challenges him to a duel. Will he survive?? Also yes. Segments: Veronica Voyages, Totally Teens

    RHS Public Access: CAOS 1.11

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 69:12


    Happy Solstice everyone! In "a Midwinter's Tale" we spend the holiday with the Spellman family, with a nice little end cap on our wild first season of the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina! Join us for some eggnog, questionable decision making, and a cute little elf costume!

    62. Archie Crisis on Infinite Earths

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 54:29


    In this episode your hosts travel through the looking glass, into Mirrordale - the horrifying alternate universe where everyone has half sleeve tattoos and goatees. After all, we are all just shards within the mirror of our own cosmic fun house, am I right? We also have a kicky new reboot of Ezra's segment - Fantabulous Contrabulations! Now Megan gets to decide, if it belongs on "As Seen on TV" or "Shark Tank"! Segments: Bizzarchie, Fantabulous Contrabulation

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