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The podcast that covers the movies that help you identify your friends...and maybe make a few more along the way. Every week, Jacob, Cody, and Marten introduce a new title into their ever-growing collection of shared favorites, break them down to the basics, and decide whether or not they deserve to be bestowed with the oh-so-holy award of being a Certified Facemelter. What spine number will they cover this week? Tune in and find out.

Jacob Knight, Marten Carlson & Cody Bouchard

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    Bonus Episode - The Filmography of Mean Gene Hackman

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2025 93:54


    The Grim Reaper is quite active in 2025, so the boys decide to do the first of a few tribute episodes, this one in honor of the great character actor-cum-leading man, Mean Gene Hackman. Was he the greatest actor of his generation and why did he inspire so many of his colleagues (not to mention audience members)? The boys investigate one of the greats on this Bonus Episode.

    Bonus Episode - The James Bond Franchise (Feat. James Emanuel Shapiro)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 110:15


    It's Handshake, Secret Handshake. The boys are back after a brief hiatus and they brought one of their best buds, James Emanuel Shapiro (formerly of XYZ Films, Drafthouse Films and NEON), with them to talk 007. Now that the franchise is in the hands of big tech villains, will the world's greatest spy ever truly be safe? Find out now.

    Bonus Episode - The Best Films of '24

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 103:57


    Another year in the books! For this Bonus Installment of SH, the boys break down their ten favorite films of 2024 (and may have already picked at least one film that will make their 2025 list!).

    Spine #74 - Den of Thieves

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 81:32


    Big Nick Fever has hit Secret Handshake! To celebrate the release of DEN OF THIEVES 2: PANTERA, Jacob tries to convert Marten into being a Butler Boy and even makes him watch Gerard's HAS FALLEN trilogy (OLYMPUS/LONDON/ANGEL) for good measure. How does the first experiment of 2025 turn out? Tune in and find out!

    Spine #73 - Return of the Living Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2024 74:15


    Braaaaaaaains! For our last episode of 2024, the boys bust out what the consider the second best zombie movie of all time: RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD. Send more cops! These things are hungry!

    Spine #72 - Maniac Cop

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 82:10


    You have the right to remain silent...FOREVER! It's getting chilly out, and the fellas have decided to tackle NYC Grime Godfather Bill Lustig's winter nightmares, the MANIAC COP trilogy! Serve. Protect. KILL. Is this the finest collection of urban slashers? Find out now.

    Spine #71 - The Night Comes For Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2024 83:01


    YAHHHHHHHHHHH! In celebration of his latest psychotic Facemelter (THE SHADOW STRAYS), boys throw down over their favorite action filmmaker in the world right now: Timo Tjahjanto; tracing his roots back to his partnership with fellow Indonesian asskicker Gareth Evans. How much bodily damage can you endure? Find out here.

    Spine #70 - The Chocolate War

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2024 73:51


    One of Marten's favorites is the focus of our 70th spine: Keith Gordon's anti-authoritarian prep school fantasy THE CHOCOLATE WAR. We pair it with three other Adam Baldwin-starring coming of age classics to highlight an underseen subgenre of American teen cinema. Crank up the Peter Gabriel, this is a weird one, folks.

    Spine #69 - Candyman

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 73:11


    The boys say the dreaded hook killer's name five times in front of the mirror to conjure...CANDYMAN. To close out Spooky Season '24, Jacob and Marten dissect what's arguably their favorite Clive Barker adaptation, not to mention one of the scariest films of all time.

    Spine #68 - John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2024 81:51


    You will not be saved by the Holy Ghost.You will not be saved by the God Plutonium.In fact, you will not be saved.The boys debate whether John Carpenter's '87 anti-God particle exploring weird out is one of his secret masterpieces, while also diving into the enduring influence Nigel Kneale's QUATERMASS XPERIMENT. Stuffy guys contemplating the nature of evil in cramped rooms? What's more cinematic than that?

    Spine #67 - Night of the Demon ('80)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 75:42


    Bigfoot's comin' gonna getcha, gonna getcha! Spooky Season continues with a bevy of weird ass Bigfoot movies, including the all-time psycho monster movie transmission NIGHT OF THE DEMON (no, not that one...the other one!). What happens when a gay porn director is allowed to let Sasquatch tear a man's penis off onscreen? Well, somehow even weirded shit than that transpires in this gnarly classic. Let's roll into the woods, y'all.

    Spine #66 - A Nightmare on Elm Street

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2024 105:33


    We're your boyfriends now, Nancy! To kick off both the start of Season Six and Spooky Season, the boys dive into the filmography of Wes Craven and the last big slasher franchise they haven't covered in depth: A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. How does Freddy stack up against the other slasher icons in SH's estimation? Tune in and find out.

    Mini-Series: Summer of Brat(s) - Jon Cryer

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 73:59


    For the final episode of our Summer of Brat(s) mini-series, we cover the films of the Brat Pack's defining nerd: no, not Anthony Michael Hall, but the Duck Man himself, Jon Cryer! Sure, you've seen him star in one of the worst sitcoms ever, but have you seen him in possibly the best teen movie of all time? Let's bring this one home with one of the boys' favorite movies: PRETTY IN PINK (plus HIDING OUT and Penelope Spheeris' DUDES!).

    Mini-Series: Summer of Brat(s) - Rob Lowe

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2024 58:18


    It's bad boy time! Our Summer of Brat mini-series rolls on to cover the sex tapes and legitimate work of Rob Lowe, one time hot boy and current TV heartthrob. Is he actually a good actor? Let's get down to business with some erotic thrillers, sad boner jam comedies, and a minor Francis Ford Coppola masterwork.

    Mini-Series: Summer of Brat(s) - Emilio Estevez

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2024 84:34


    EMILIOOOOOOOOO! In the second installment of our Brat Pack mini-series, we cover the output of Martin Sheen's favorite son (that's unquestionable these days, right?), beginning with THE BREAKFAST CLUB, stopping by with REPO MAN, and ending on his outlandish directorial effort, WISDOM. Saddle up, Young Guns, we got some killing to do.

    Mini-Series: Summer of Brat(s) - Andrew McCarthy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 102:32


    It's Brat Girl Summer! Well, kind of...We're in-between seasons here at Secret Handshake, so we decided to do another mini-series, this time focusing on the '80s kids from the Brat Pack. And what better way to kick this run off than with three films starring Andrew McCarthy, the guy who helmed BRATS - the Hulu/NEON documentary that runs down he and his peers' dominance of a decade's pop cinema scene. St. Elmo's Fire! Less Than Zero! Heaven Help Us! Let's fucking gooooooooo!

    Spine #65 - Body Double

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2024 140:49


    We did it Joe! We (finally) made it to the end of Season Five! To celebrate, the boys finally crack open the filmography of Jacob's favorite stylist: Brian De Palma, running down the reasons why his 1984 porno gialli is the Ultimate BDP Picture. Bring the wet wipes, this one gets sticky.

    Spine #64 - Beverly Hills Cop

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 72:05


    The boys hitch a ride with Axel Foley to help investigate multiple crimes committed against his best friends, all in celebration of Netflix's legacy sequel, AXEL F. Does one of the great buddy cop comedies still stand the test of time? Let's hit it, partner.

    Spine #63 - Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2024 134:40


    Staaaaar Waaaaars! Nothin' but Staaaaaar Waaaaars! The boys celebrate the 25th birthday of one of the most divisive movies of all time, then use it as an excuse to get some feelings about the biggest franchise of all time off their chests. Bonus Content: Jacob grills Marten about his weird politics!

    Spine #62 - Class of 1999

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2024 72:18


    Take a look at our face, we are the future! The boys toss out a quick collection of killer robot cinema, including the greatest entry into the "our substitute teacher is really a killer robot installed by a mercenary contractor to keep gang violence to a minimum" sci-fi/horror subgenre: Mark L. Lester's CLASS OF 1999. Keep your gears greased, this episode gets VERY violent.

    Spine #61 - Mad Max

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2024 85:44


    WITNESS US! In celebration of George Miller's epic FURIOSA, the boys travel to the Wasteland and become History Men, chronicling the rise and fall of Max Rockatansky, as well as other legends of a post apocalyptic, guzzoline fueled suicide landscape.

    Spine #60 - Planet of the Apes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2024 97:07


    Apes! Together! Strong! The boys go ape for the entire PLANET OF THE APES saga, covering every entry from the '68 OG to the newest YA installment, KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. You'll never make a monkey out of us!

    Spine #59 - House of Wax (2005)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2024 84:42


    Heads up! The boys are back, talking about the haunted multiplex attractions offered by Dark Castle Entertainment during the late '90s/early aughts, slathering some gory love on Jaume Collet-Serra's HOUSE OF WAX redux. Who wants to see Paris Hilton take a pole to the head? We do!

    Spine #58 - Judgment Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2024 113:38


    The second film from sturdy genre workman Stephen Hopkins to enter the SH collection (following the gory glory of PREDATOR 2), Marten gets to wax lyrical about everything from Dennis Leary to bloodthirsty lions to Gene Hackman's addiction to Puerto Rican prostitutes. Don't play yourself and tune in now.

    Bonus Episode - The Best Films of '23

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2024 116:14


    Because "belated" is our middle name, the boys sit down and discuss the best movies they saw in 2023, which cover everything from Copenhagen Cowboys, Italian race-car magnates, and Leo's teeth. Tune in and zone out.

    Spine #57 - Redemption (a/k/a Hummingbird)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2024 112:02


    It's a new year and the boys are here to protect the hive. In celebration of THE BEEKEEPER, Jason Statham's latest bit of bald badassery, Jacob and Marten dive down a rabbit hole filed with headbutts, foul language, and kung fu to try and figure out what makes Statham one of our essential action stars. It's possible no one survives.

    Spine #56 - Silent Night, Deadly Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2023 89:51


    Feliz Navidad fuckfaces! For the last episode of '23, Jacob and Marten throw one of the sleaziest slashers of all time into the canon: the nasty killer Santa body count opus, SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT. Just so you know, you're all NAUGHTY on our list.

    Spine #55 - Black Rain

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2023 97:53


    We're back baby! After a (too long) hiatus, the boys sit down with Ridley Scott's long, winding filmography, ultimately ending on BLACK RAIN being their favorite. Oh, and they also check out a little (pun intended) French Emperor named Napoleon while they're at it. Secret Handshake returns!

    Spine #54 - Bram Stoker's Dracula

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2023 102:08


    2023 has Dracula Fever!* To celebrate, the boys revisit Francis Ford Coppola's phantasmagoric experimental interpretation of Bram Stoker's infamous novel, before traversing down the cinematic history of the world's most iconic vampire. We vant to suck yo blood!*Well, not really, according to box office reports.

    Bonus Episode - Oppenheimer

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 130:31


    Ka-BOOM! The boys return following a brief hiatus to discuss the biggest movie of the summer (not based on a children's toy). The stoic, violent blockbusters of Christopher Nolan are broken down in order to properly celebrate Nolan's latest epic, the A-Bomb biopic OPPENHEIMER.

    Spine #53 - Light Sleeper

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2023 97:17


    The boys stay up journaling well into night as they spend time with Paul Schrader's lonely men. It's the Season Four finale and of course we went back to the filmograpghy of Secret Handshake's Patron Saint of Existential Despair.

    Spine #52 - Dead Ringers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2023 83:56


    Separation can be so terrifying. To celebrate the new Amazon limited series remake, the boys revisit David Cronenberg's 1988 art house classic about twin gynecologists. Who's ready for hours of graphic childbirth?

    Spine #51 - The Evil Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2023 70:45


    DEAD BY DAWN! DEAD BY DAWN! To celebrate the release of EVIL DEAD RISE, the boys set their sights on yet another heralded cult horror franchise: Sam Raimi's deadite dismembering EVIL DEAD series.

    Spine #50 - Moneyball

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2023 86:46


    We did it y'all! Spine #50! Spring Fever has hit America as we dive into MONEYBALL and a slew of cinematic baseball staples. Because, after all, how can you not be romantic about baseball?

    Spine #49 - Rocky IV

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2023 115:47


    THERE'S NO EASY WAY OUT! THERE'S NO SHORT CUT HOME! The boys talk Rocky Balboa and his legacy of being the ultimate underdog sports champion, breaking down Stallone's greatest series before diving into the CREED saga. Lace up the gloves, it's time to build some hurtin' bombs!

    Spine #48 - Unbreakable

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2023 107:00


    They called me...Mr. Glass! In celebration of Night's newest spookfest (KNOCK AT THE CABIN), the boys break down Shyamalan's ahead of the curve secret superhero opus, UNBREAKABLE, and how it fits into the rest of the auteur's odd, idiosyncratic body of work.

    Spine #47 - My Bloody Valentine ('81)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023 103:40


    Gather 'round, lovers, as the boys regale you with the ballad of Harry Warden, celebrating Cupid's favorite holiday with what might be the greatest slasher film of all time?

    Spine #46 - Silver Bullet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2023 116:33


    When the moon is full, the boys become Constant Readers, hanging out with their drunk uncle Gary Busey and reminiscing about all the Stephen King flicks they've loved (and hated) over the years, starting with the famed horror author's small town werewolf epic, SILVER BULLET.

    Bonus Episode - The Best Films of '22 [Feat. Brandon Streussnig]

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2023 117:59


    That's a wrap! The boys get together with Brandon to talk about their fave flicks of '22.

    Spine #45 - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 100:25


    Jacob and Marten discover that they really groove on THE WAY OF WATER and discuss the movie that started James Cameron's incessant need to improve the blockbuster for generations of movie fans. Is TERMINATOR 2 the greatest sequel of all time? Possibly.

    Spine #44 - Once Upon a Time...In Hollywood

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2022 126:24


    Autobiography is the running theme of '22, so the boys read Quentin Tarantino's new book ("Cinema Speculation") and then revisited his Proustian masterpiece, ONCE UPON A TIME IN...HOLLYWOOD to try and zero in why all these old masters are looking to put themselves on screen.

    Spine #43 - Streets of Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2022 107:18


    Tonight is what it means to be young. The boys looks back on the filmography of Walter Hill and wonder aloud if he's one of the finest action cinema storytellers who ever lived.

    Spine #42 - In the Bedroom

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2022 129:45


    Todd Field is back, baby. To celebrate the writer/director's first movie in 16 years - the Cate Blanchett classical music cancel culture drama TÁR - the boys look back on his entire filmography through the lens of where it all began: with the Bergmanesque New England domestic tragedy, IN THE BEDROOM.

    Spine #41 - Tales From the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 95:09


    Heeeeeeyyyyy Kiddies, it's the sinister start to Season Four! This week, the boils dig up the Cryptkeeper's first frightmare feature: Demon Knight! Will they survive this twisted treat? Or will this be their last Halloween? Find out in this ghoulish gab session. Cue Cryptkeeper Cackle!

    Bonus Episode - David Gordon Green's HALLOWEEN Trilogy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2022 131:26


    Evil dies tonight! David Gordon Green brings home his HALLOWEEN trilogy with HALLOWEEN ENDS, and the boys decide to go long on how all three of these films fit together to create a somewhat coherent whole (and if HALLOWEEN KILLS gets any better on repeat viewing). Plus, we debate the merits of newly minted Tiger Beat sensation Corey Cunningham.

    Bonus Episode - The Hellraiser Franchise

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2022 98:26


    Spooky Season is upon us, and so is a new Hellraiser movie. To celebrate both, Jacob and Marten dive into the problematic franchise and the work of it's notorious creator, Clive Barker. Stay tuned, we have such sights to show you.

    Spine #40 - Heat

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2022 118:49


    The Season Three finale sees the boys discussing possibly the most formative movie of their lives, Michael Mann's HEAT, and how the writer/director's new sequel novel, HEAT 2, plays like a Greatest Hits record for his entire career.

    Spine #39 - Fletch

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2022 91:37


    In celebration of Greg Mottola's CONFESS, FLETCH, the boys revisit Chevy Chase's '80s noir comedy classics so that they can compare notes and see how Jon Hamm's latest iteration of the character stacks up to both the SNL vet, and author Gregory Mcdonald's original dime store vision.

    Bonus Episode - Kevin Smith's Clerks Trilogy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 88:09


    Cody's back with the boys just in time to talk about the formative '90s nerd slacker comedy of Kevin Smith. Take a ride with them back to the Quick Stop and hang with Dante and Randall to cover the CLERKS trilogy and how those movies (along with Smith's other cinema) have aged over the years.

    Spine #38 - Out For Justice

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 107:03


    The boys take you to the bank (the BLOOD BANK!) with Steven Seagal's run all night Brooklyn scumbag showcase as they explore the early awesome years of the aikido master's cinematic career. And really, they just wanna know: anybody seen Ritchie? Eyyyyyy!

    Mini-Series - Summer Camp Sundown (Part IV: Meatballs 4, Bloody Murder, Indian Summer)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 72:08


    Sorry kids, Summer's over! In this final installment of SH's summer camp cinema mini-series, the boys jump on jet skis with Corey Feldman, dodge a faux Jason's chainsaw, and finally reflect on their childhood's with a forgotten '90s adult melodrama. The sun has set and it's time for Fall, so let's bring this kooky movie vacation to a close.

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