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Join Tom, Kyle, Gabe, Andrew, and Mike as they discuss two nineteen-eighties cult classics to see who will make it home and who will be devoured by the nothing. It's Labyrinth vs. The NeverEnding Story!
Join Kyle, Tom, Gabe, Mike, and Andrew as they discuss two classic comic and Disney icons. One is a Tommy gun-wielding gumshoe and the other is a jet pack-wearing barnstormer. Who will finish the job, save the girl, and drive or fly off, into the sunset? It's Dick Tracy vs. The Rocketeer!
Join Tom, Kyle, Andrew, Gabe, and Mike as they discuss two maritime movies that clash on the high seas! Which of them will sail off into the sunset and which will be sent to a watery tomb? It's Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World vs. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Join Mike, Tom, Gabe, Andrew, and Kyle as they host the first-ever Cage match. Forrest Gump Nic Cage goes up against Hipster, before it was cool, Nic Cage as Con Air takes on The Rock. One will whine about their best, the other will take home the prom queen.
Join Kyle, Tom, Gabe, Andrew, and Mike as they put on their helmets and take the court in a nineties sports brawl. Who will sink the game-winning bucket and who will get sacked in the end zone? Find out on this episode of CineSmack!
Join Tom, Kyle, Gabe, Andrew, and Mike as they try to decide which flavor they want their apocalypse. Will it be with smores and a hint of glitter or catchy tunes and dance numbers? Find out this month as Anna and her troupe take on a group of Scouts.
Join Tom, Andrew, Kyle, Gabe, and Mike as they discuss two musicals featuring jerks in love. It's La La Land vs. The Umbrellas of Cherbourg.
Join Tom, Andrew, Gabe, Kyle, and Mike as they speed into the new year with a couple of high-octane car racing flicks. Fasten your seatbelts and hang on as Ford v Ferrari takes on Rush to see who will take the checkered flag!
Join Andrew, Tom, Kyle, Gabe, and Mike as they are whisked back in time by the Ghost of Childhood Past, to a magical time where adorable rodents sing in perfect harmony and classic tales are retold by talking frogs. Which holiday favorite will lift our spirits and win the contest, and which will be evicted and left out in the cold?
Join Andrew, Gabe, Kyle, Mike, and Tom as they discuss a mid-90s sci-fi bout of law versus order. It's Van Damme versus Stallone as Timecop and Judge Dredd enter a melee of malfeasance as we determine which film is guilty of assault on our eyes, ears, and other body parts.
Join Tom, Gabe, Andrew, Kyle, and Mike as they welcome the end of the world with open arms. This month, two groups of friends go toe-to-toe in a battle to save mankind and each other! Who will save the world, with a soulful crawl, drinking, and drugs, and who will crumble under the pressure of their pending doom? It's The World's End vs. This Is the End.
Join Kyle, Andrew, Gabe, Tom, and Mike as two musical biopics take the stage in a battle of the bands. It's Freddie versus Eazy-E to see who is the real gangsta and who will bite the dust!
Join Andrew, Kyle, Gabe, Tom, and Mike as two silent film stalwarts engage in a comedic clash. Who will be able to hang in for the win while the other crashes before it reaches the station? It's Safety Last vs. The General.
Join Tom, Andrew, Kyle, Gabe, and Mike as they discuss Hollywood's horrendously rushed race to the red planet. It's Kilmer vs. Robbins to see who makes the landing first and who doesn't make it off the launch platform.
Join Tom, Andrew, Gabe, Kyle, and Mike as East and West collide in a whirlwind of homages and plagiarism. Which of these cold-blooded classics will defend its cinematic honor, and which will get gunned down in the streets of film history? It's Yojimbo vs. A Fistful of Dollars!
Join Kyle, Andrew, Tom, Gabe, and Mike as two historical satires battle it out in a concrete bunker match to see who will escape to Argentina and who will meet their downfall. It's The Great Dictator vs. JoJo Rabbit!
Join Kyle, Andrew, Tom, Gabe, and Mike as they try to figure out who's who and who's done it with who as two black and white classics go toe-to-toe in this film-noir fracas. It's a private dick versus an insurance investigator as Double Indemnity takes on The Big Sleep.
Join Tom, Andrew, Gabe, Kyle, and Mike this episode as two average joes rise to the occasion to take on their nemeses! One is attempting to dethrone a king along with a gorilla. The other is attempting to finish what he started while facing financial ruin. Who will reach the kill screen and who will be left on the cutting room floor? It's King of Kong vs. American Movie!
In celebration of Black History Month, Gabe, Tom, Kyle, Andrew, and Mike will welcome two of the most acclaimed movies of 2016 into the ring. It's Denzel vs Mahershala as Fences takes on Moonlight.
Join Kyle, Andrew, Tom, Gabe, and Mike as they discuss two time-twisting tales that attempt to rewrite their own histories. It's Source Code versus Predestination!
Join Kyle, Andrew, Tom, Gabe, and Mike as they celebrate ten years of CineSmack and find out that the same sh*t can happen to the same guy twice. This month Kevin McCallister and John McClane try to out snark each other as they fight it out in our annual jolly jab fest. It's Die Hard 2 vs. Home Alone 2.
Join Gabe, Kyle, Andrew, Tom, and Mike as they try to solve which parody comedy murder mystery is better. This month two cult classics go body to body in a who's who of who done its as Alec Guinness leads a group of literary detectives against Tim Curry and a group of blackmailed dinner guests. It's Murder by Death vs. Clue!
Join Kyle, Tom, Andrew, Gabe, and Mike as two spooky stop motion tales go toe to toe in the fright of their lives! Who will end up in the graveyard for good, and who will scare up a victory? It's Frankenweenie versus ParaNorman!
Join Kyle, Tom, Andrew, Gabe, and Mike as they discuss two seventies sports classics in an episode of bad athletes and even worse fashion as Walter Matthau and his Bears take on Paul Newman and his Chiefs.
Join Andrew, Gabe, Kyle, Tom, and Mike as two modern western classics shoot it out at high noon on the ponderosa. The tumbleweed is on stand-by to see young, goofy Kevin Costner takes on much-older, crankier Kevin Costner. It's Silverado vs. Open Range, who will stand tall on Main street and who will get measured for their pine box?
Join Kyle, Tom, Andrew, Gabe, and Mike as they celebrate their "Spieltenial" and take on one of Hollywoods most iconic directors in an episode so big we needed to turn it into two. This month two mighty behemoths bite and claw their way toward the winner's circle so hold on to your dorsal fins as we roar into our 100th episode. It's Jaws vs. Jurassic Park!
Join Kyle, Tom, Andrew, Gabe, and Mike as they celebrate their "Spieltenial" and take on one of Hollywoods most iconic directors in an episode so big we needed to turn it into two. This month two mighty behemoths bite and claw their way toward the winner's circle so hold on to your dorsal fins as we roar into our 100th episode. It's Jaws vs. Jurassic Park!
Join Tom, Andrew, Gabe, Kyle, and Mike as they discuss the hardships of taking the family on vacation. Leeches, Bears, Racoons, TV Interviews, Houses Exploding, Learning to Dive and of course Vacation Crashers. This month it's The Great Outdoors versus What About Bob?
Join Tom, Andrew, Gabe, Kyle, and Mike as they enter the fray that is Marvel vs. DC as Captain Marvel takes on Shazam! This one is a long one Smackateers, we take a deep dive into why Marvel is kicking DC's arse at the movies. Will lightning strike for Shazam? Or will Captain Marvel blast Billy Batson back to the funny pages?
Join Kyle, Andrew, Tom, Gabe, and Mike as they reach across time and space to bring together two of the most unlikely opponents to find out who is the real deal and who is the fluffy-stuff of fairytales. It's Imaginary rabbits and slightly taller imaginary rabbits as Harvey and Donnie Darko step into the ring.
Join Andrew, Kyle, Tom, Gabe, and Mike as they feed you the Rama-lama ding-dong with a candy bar on their way into a battle of song and dance! Who will survive the sex, drugs, rock and roll, and man-eating plants? It's Grease vs. Little Shop of Horrors!
Join Andrew, Gabe, Kyle, Tom, and Mike as they discuss two tales of unconventional affection and go heart-to-heart on the battlefield of love! Who will find lasting love and who is headed for dumpsville? Fight #95 - Lost in Translation vs. Her.
Join Andrew, Gabe, Kyle, Tom, and Mike as they discuss two films highlighting the exploits of two of the bay city's finest. One's known for his high-speed prowess and the other is known for letting his hand cannon do the talking. You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Smackmas! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main event! Tonight, two Christmas classics will tug at your heartstrings and fracture your funny bones! Christmas Vacatiom gets a second chance to shine, but will it glow with glory in the end? Or will Home Alone leave it behind?
For this month's episode, we sat through nearly seven hours of David Lean movies. In seven hours, you could: -Drive from Des Moines to Grand Rapids, Michigan -Digest a meal -Install three toilets or -Watch Doctor Zhivago and Lawrence of Arabia Several of us wanted to put out a seven-hour episode to commemorate, but we were overruled by the majority...and Apple's terms of service, Article II, section 9a.5 [length of podcasts]. We watched them so you don't have to (although, you really should.)
Hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband because two scary good modern day thrillers are squaring off inside the ring this month. A Quiet Place and Get Out climb into the steel cage match that is our Holloween episode.
Are there three words that stir the heart and wring the tear ducts more than "video game movie"? On the new episode of CineSmack (ready for download now) we see what happens when Hollywood takes a two-dimensional game and stretches three minutes of plot into a full length feature movie. It's a five-player game as Mike, Gabe, Tom, Tosh and Kyle take the controls and decide which video game movie the mediocrest one of them all.
It's James Cameron month on the new episode of CineSmack. We plot two of his best sequels against each other. They can beat the snot out of extraterrestrials and liquid robots, but let's see how they do against each other. Ellen Ripley versus Sarah Connor. Go with them if you want to live. Terminator 2 and Aliens go four rounds.
Mother Nature doesn't give a crap about your July 4th party. She will swallow you and everyone you love, unless you can get help from The Rock or possibly Charlton Heston. Cancel your picnic. Find a doorway. And pray to God. The CineSmack summer of action rolls on as we get tectonic on this mo-fo. It's time to shake, rattle and roll as San Andreas takes on Earthquake.
Buckle up everyone. CineSmack 87 is putting the pedal to the metal and burning some rubber. Keep your eyes on the roa...ugh. Sooooo many car cliches. For June we're talking getaway drivers and the a-holes they work for. Ryan Gosling's Drive takes on Ansel Elgort's Baby Driver. The episode is up and live. Pop in your earbuds.
Itâ??s high time we look back on the golden years of high school, specifically 1976 and 1980. All your old friends are here. Pink, Spicoli, Pickford, and of course Wooderson. Alright alright alright.
The past 84 fights have just been batting practice to prepare us for this one. Blood will be spilled. Swearing will be heard. Kyle will cry...probably. Itâ??s the mega-ultra-hypo battle of the religious documentaries. Jesus vs L. Ron Hubbard to once and for all determine the one true master of the human race.
'S gettin warma auut and the boys in Bahston ah up tah no good. This month we ah heddin to Beantown fah a couple auf crime capahs. It's Boondocks Saints versus The Town.
Itâ??s the time of year when we are begging for a do-over on those New Year resolutions. We just posted an episode to bill theâ?¦crap....Let me try that again. What do Emily Blunt and groundhogs have in common...shit. Itâ??s Fight 83 and we only have one shot at it, unlike the heroes of this monthâ??s two films. Itâ??s Groundhogs Day vs. Edge of Tomorrow (or "Live. Die. Repeatâ?? if youâ??re a studio head with shit for brains.) What do Emily Blunt and groundhogs have in comm...shit. It's Fight 83 and we only have one shot at it, unlike the heroes of this month's two films. It's Groundhogs Day vs. Edge of Tomorrow (or "Live. Die. Repeat" if you're a studio head with shit for brains.)
Weâ??ve just posted the first episode of our eighth year. Our little guy is getting so big! Gonna be smacking adult films before you know it. For our January show, we have front lines, rogue Germans, naive super heroes and enough teal color grading to make Michael Bay scream, â??too much!â?? Itâ??s Wonder Woman vs. Captain America: The First Avenger.
Join Tosh, Kyle, Gabe, Tom and Mike as they celebrate their 8th year with another Holiday Battle Royal as two films with twisting plots attempt to get on Santa's Nice List.
Join Tom, Kyle, Gabe and Mike as they dive deep into the films Crimson Tide and The Hunt for Red October to see which one should be scuttled.
Join Tom, Kyle, Tosh, Gabe and Mike as they go back to their childhoods with some Halloween inspired adventure films.
Join Kyle, Tosh, Tom, Gabe and Mike as they hit the grid iron to discuss two football movies based on true stories. We Are Marshall lines up against Remember the Titans.
Join Kyle, Gabe, Tom, Tosh and Mike as they dust off their vinyl for a tag team battle of the bands as The Who take on Pink Floyd!
Join Tosh, Kyle, Tom, Gabe and Mike as they pit two animated anti heroes against each other.