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That Checks Out! Friends since first grade, Damon and Ted sit down to banter about their past, present, and future experiences. Although these "self proclaimed comedians" share the same opinion on what is funny, they will often choose sides as they look to answer once and for all who is funnier. No one has to listen, but everybody should. That Checks Out!

Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson


    • May 5, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 58m AVG DURATION
    • 259 EPISODES

    5 from 23 ratings Listeners of That Checks Out that love the show mention: damon, guys, always, love, great.


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    The That Checks Out podcast is an absolute delight to listen to. From start to finish, hosts Ted and Damon keep the laughs coming and the energy high. Their witty banter and playful dynamic make for a highly entertaining experience that keeps me wanting more. It's not just Ted who brings the humor, as the other guy (presumably Damon) adds his own funny twist to each episode. Whether it's their hilarious shower antics or their chair mishaps, these guys have a way of making my mouth hurt from laughing so much. I can't help but attribute this comedic success in part to Big Mac, who seems to work some kind of production magic behind the scenes. The chemistry between these three is undeniable and they deserve major kudos for consistently delivering a top-notch podcast.

    One of the best aspects of The That Checks Out podcast is their ability to offer unique perspectives on everyday topics. Damon, Ted, and Big Mac always find interesting ways to look at the world around us, making even mundane discussions feel fresh and exciting. They bring a level of creativity and originality that sets them apart from other podcasts in the comedy genre. Furthermore, their solid endorsements of Merichka's, Zebra Cakes, and Scott Bakula add an extra layer of charm and relatability to the show. It feels like listening to a conversation among friends who just happen to be incredibly funny.

    While The That Checks Out podcast is undeniably enjoyable, there are some areas where it could improve. One notable aspect is the lack of consistent structure throughout episodes. While spontaneity can be refreshing, at times it feels like the hosts veer off-topic or have difficulty finding their footing within certain segments. This can make episodes feel slightly disjointed or unfocused. A bit more organization or pre-planning could help tighten up the content and enhance the overall listening experience.

    In conclusion, The That Checks Out podcast is a gem among comedy podcasts. With their infectious humor, witty banter, and unique perspectives, Ted, Damon, and Big Mac deliver an entertaining and laughter-filled experience. They have a natural comedic chemistry that keeps listeners engaged and constantly craving more. While there may be room for improvement in terms of structure and consistency, the overall quality of the show is outstanding. I highly recommend giving this podcast a listen if you're in need of some laughs and enjoyable conversations.



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    “Audiohive Podcasting. We recommend the fish…”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 47:55


    The guys discuss what might be the world's most dangerous apple tree, how many pool balls you can ingest and NOT clog the toilet, and why filling all the holes of your marriage with a donut means you must close up shop for at least one hour a day. 

    Enthusiastic Elbow Washing and A Two Dish Minimum

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 63:31


    The guys discuss why you should always secure all penguins pre-flight, when changing altitudes all but guarantees a victory in bear racing,  and how keeping your eggs and car keys in the same pocket of your wetsuit is a huge mistake.

    Emotional Support Tigers and A Steaming Pile of Lotto Winnings

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 58:20


    The guys discuss how staying in one room can greatly improve your memory, when a request for unwashed flatulence will result in fornication, and why most Egyptian tombs smell like Chicago style hotdogs. 

    “I love her so much, I'm gonna smack the dong right off of your torso…”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 54:41


    The guys discuss why alliteration was absolutely imperative during 18th century sexting, when an ear-piercing Hawk on a minibike is your best chance at exoneration, and how 4 1/2lbs of corned beef and several potatoes instantly becomes a single serving if not labeled properly. 

    Dong Village, High Calorie Humans, and A Lady Pocket

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 52:59


    The guys discuss why insufficient adult relations can make for very stale sandwiches, when nailing down a toilet can save you approximately $6,000,000, and how orally inspecting orangutans can eliminate the need to change the locks. 

    Loose Scoops, Pomes, and The Golden Lego

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 58:58


    The guys discuss how surviving a barrel plunge does not make you impervious to the power of citrus, when a stereotypical look guarantees you a full climax at the end of the rainbow, and why it is always better to encounter a single shark than a pod of dolphins. 

    Pizza Acreage, Third Degree Beans, and A Cockwomble

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 58:10


    The guys discuss why having multiple snacks straddle your lap is no longer an issue, how Damon will definitely injure his hands attending German operas, and what are the only two acceptable instances to acknowledge a “final notice” warning. 

    Anvil Wang and The “Stupid Deck” Parrots

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 57:22


    The guys discuss why wearing two flashlights when jogging makes you more likely to be hit by a car, when an extra “I” can save you $13,000,000, and how a bronze penguin pecker doesn't necessarily fit the decor of every room. 

    Ghetto Juice, Pit Diapers, and “The Fish is Back!!!”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 60:55


    The guys discuss why Italian vampires constantly over season their marinara, when five cents worth of banana will literally double your dessert profits, and how Persian Pizza is the only acceptable pre-war meal for the warrior not counting calories. 

    3-D(ong) Artwork and Steven Seagull

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 55:44


    The guys discuss why you should NEVER share a communion wafer with Damon, when achieving proper feng shui requires placing the TC directly in the crevice, and how easily badgers can fill up when devouring an impressive hog. 

    Teat Speed and The Thinkin' Bone

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 53:55


    The guys discuss how a renaissance man could knock a soldier off a horse at 100 yards without using an arrow, why a ménage a trios with a Sasquatch will cost you your alimony, and when a 6 year old “farmer” cancelled Valentine's Day for the entire school. 

    “Its like a potato gun only they're nuggets and it's my butthole!”

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 54:21


    The guys discuss why you have to set your manager down to make eggs above Niagara Falls, when a sarcastically smiling moon only adds humor to an otherwise indescribable morning, and how there's no copay for at home dentistry. 

    Cocaine Pigeons and South Mouths

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 42:42


    The guys discuss how Polish anti-tank mines no longer come with directions, why even with Damon's relentless questioning of the male anatomy he still cannot comprehend Bandaid wrappers, and when tranquilizing is NOT the worst thing you can do to an alligator. 

    A Sexy Sugar Cube and The Sad “Tug” Boat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 58:11


    The guys discuss how it's just proper etiquette (and an excellent fighting strategy) to apologize prior to punching your wife in the knees and taking her sack of rocks, when being a whore can save you a trip to the grocery store, and why choosing the correct bathing suit is imperative when pulling 9Gs to keep all your teeth.

    Life-Saving Windows and “Dragging the Knuck”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 59:51


    The guys discuss how garlic butter without mushrooms is not enough to justify homicide, why it's necessary for goat costumes to be made of Kevlar during outdoor sexy time, and when Damon's face nestled securely in your bosom is the key to safe travel. 

    VERY Adult Dodgeball and The Divorce Hotel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 67:58


    The guys discuss how whale milk can lead to a beautiful smile, when impersonating a ghost only delays the rescue mission, and why Damon believes voluntarily remaining poor the rest of his life is in his breast interest. 

    Hood Murals, Octopus Punches, and Battle Drugs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 51:01


    This is an episode of enlightenment for the guys as Ted discovers he's going to be a father again, Damon discovers previously unexplored visual equipment,  and Mac discovers Chuck AND Zack are indeed the very same person. 

    “If you're gonna measure the bulge you gotta pull from the core!”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 62:36


    The discuss how long is “too long” to leave your baby unattended in a gas station freezer, when your van's paint job is totally irrelevant once the mattress is both greasy AND wet, and why a Chinese person apparently wouldn't name their fish Todd. 

    A $2.00 Prison Sentence and “GO GET ICE CREAM!!!”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 53:31


    The guys discuss why it's always best to survey the husband after vacations to avoid negative feedback, how giving your heart is no longer the absolute best way to show your commitment to a relationship, and where you can take Damon for an entire weekend to roam amongst the people completely unfiltered. 

    Amber Nugget, Kidney Repo, and Customers First

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 67:31


    The guys discuss what is quite possibly the best way to compliment strangers at the beach, how Belgian sand is apparently so much easier on flip flops, and why Damon believes the internet consists only of emails from his wife. 

    “Oh this isn't sexual, I need to chew to live”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 55:22


    The guys discuss why a single Danish covered in cinnamon isn't always necessarily delicious, how an adolescent chimney sweep can commandeer royal undies, and when a “take home” squad car is a prerequisite for employment. 

    “Peen Sheen”, Tableside Grenades, and Wojtek “The Enlister”

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 63:38


    The guys discuss why you'll never see an orangutan cashing his paycheck, how lanyard usage actually defines your very existence, and when the cleanliness of a wall cleaned by a one gloved individual assures you'll be having the lasagna. 

    The Young Shoey and A Top Notch Fisherman

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2024 54:08


    The guys discuss why it's extremely dangerous to have a mole on your face in an Amsterdam airport, when helping to keep someone's tortoise dry can be very lucrative, and how catastrophic it is to be mildly deaf with a lack of friends at an air show. 

    Hiccup Homicide and TCO Crimestoppers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 56:49


    The guys discuss how office buildings in Norway have posted speed limits in the hallways, when spending $1,000,000 on a property still won't get you a basement, and why a $400 loophole is guaranteed to destroy your German “warehouse”. 

    High Tide Toilets, Intentional Beefing, and “Chef stays in kitchen”

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 62:05


    The guys discuss why a third comma is necessary to summon a genie, when a total disregard for your chestnuts can lead to championships, and how a magical pill can make chili night more romantic. 

    The Donut Witch and Cena's Birthday Surprise

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 58:39


    The guys discuss why an uncut whopper with mayo can get you arrested, when a $12 an hour career change means you'll never be far from the beach, and how  it's entirely possible to fight an entire war on your lunch break. 

    Mountaintop Pizza and A Yellow Card Coma

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 60:32


    The guys discuss why an unverified “Code 3” will get a hero banned from retail establishments, what the two most essential items to keep fresh in Tupperware are to properly welcome home a soldier from war, and when sleeping with the warden's sister while coaching kids soccer can't prevent a collect call from “My Bad”. 

    “Retired from Living”, An Australian Snake Bang, and A Gnarled Washington

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 54:20


    The guys discuss how and uncomfortable doctor undoubtedly ruined medicine for generations to come, when being sarcastically honest on a job application can super-size your career, and why an aggressive goldfish named Larry might never be found. 

    “You Betcha”, Gorilla BOGO, and The London Hammer

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 57:04


    The guys discuss when extensive eye contact can destroy an entire restaurant, why it is imperative to list your address and full daily itinerary when attempting to find your lost  house keys, and how 260 miles of tandem nudity is worth approximately $6,000.00 worth of self confidence. 

    Willie Wagtail, Doily Covered Doodads, and A Painful Bookmark

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 57:28


    The guys discuss why it's so important to order your wedding album in paperback, how it's not insulting to guess a woman's age if you use a 20 year window, and when it's necessary to specify what is NOT to be your eternal nickname before you die in a hole. 

    “Hiding Spot Coverage” and A Misplaced Bone Flap

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 65:46


    The guys discuss how autocorrect can totally impede an entire canine search party, why a bedazzled butter dish will totally clash with your leftover soufflé, and when a four egg omelette can cost a whopping $10,000. 

    AT-ATtaboy and $10,000 Worth of Chicken

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 68:07


    The guys discuss how to Target the right sultry stuffed snowman for good time, why having one kidney and limited vacation days always results in a career change, and when ONE strike, ZERO balls, and well manicured neck beard makes you royalty.

    A Whale Wingmom and Nutty Buddy Cave

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 63:10


    The guys discuss why it's so important to hide your laughter when strange toddlers get injured, how landscapers cannot be held accountable to mow while they're mourning, and when you cannot find an old person in a room full of 48 year old people. 

    Scary Ghost Man and 26 Bee-Holes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 50:50


    The guys discuss when a notary is necessary to buy booze, why it's plausible to get robbed by 3 out of every 4 people while on a spiritual retreat, and how Damon believes he could be the “king of the jungle” if given a fair fight. 

    Useless Lifeguards and Roadside Wolves

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 48:31


    The guys discuss exactly what is the best invention to keep your apples and frying pans from falling under your couch,  how French business students can quench your thirst and yet still leave you sticky, and why a 2014 Hyundai Genesis guarantees you both a good time and a settlement. 

    Yermamaflippinpanyet and (knock knock) “Parole”…

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 64:14


    The guys discuss how most panda cubs can be both discarded and delicious, when the child delivering a brand new moonstone rock to your door is not covered by the $4.00 purchase protection, and why it's imperative that you take your bike with you to the top of Mt. Everest so you don't have to walk back home to Sweden. 

    The “Spirit” of Love and Silent, Violent Crosswalks

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2024 60:22


    The guys discuss how to measure the bookcase-to-beer ratio properly while bartering, when porch pirating a big screen tv results in extreme frustration and disappointment unless you're into cardio, and how the magic of four wheel drive has enabled the disabled to enjoy majestic views.

    Commandeered Communion, Berserker Bylaws, and A Deathbed Drummer

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 52:56


    The guys discuss what cologne is the most dangerous to wear within 2,640 feet of big cats, how a SWAT Team souvenir is merely a down payment on a new front door, and why it's necessary to cancel your flight when the pilot pulls up in Ford Focus. 

    Olympic Mustaches and “Hillbilly-Walking”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 57:40


    The guys discuss when infidelity can turn deadly if you refuse to look up, how a slow friend is not to be used as a speed bump when running from a bear, and why an overworked robot who's never invited to happy hour should be denied access to stairwells. 

    Brain Bowels, Kentucky Vows, and Benny Butt Nuggets

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2024 55:51


    The guys discuss how according to Instagram it's “nearly” impossible to fit two dozen contact lenses in your eyes, why a 30 minute bathroom break on your first day will result in a coworker kicking the door in, and when 17 cans of stolen Pringles and a getaway bike will get you a six month jail sentence. 

    “The” Hanks, Mental Ted, and A Floppy Upgrade

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2024 57:23


    The guys discuss why the proper sneaker/ski mask selection is so important while “working” naked, when “taking a bite out of crime” still doesn't constitute owning a grenade launcher, and how “hump enhancement” all but guarantees your camel will be disqualified from competition. 

    PeeWee Sports and Scorched Ceiling Tiles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 56:59


    The guys discuss when an expensive car accident necessitates canceling the family barbecue, why holding a horse above your head while looking a mile in both directions makes you irresistible to the ladies, and how mislabeled exercise equipment immediately becomes delicious to a koala bear. 

    Ocean's 2, Office Cheerleaders, and Red Onion Cereal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 50:29


    The guys discuss how if you wear the same underwear from your 16th birthday until the day you die you will be a billionaire, when a bear will travel 125 miles just to destroy your Honda if he hates you enough, and why kindergarten drop off can be the most imperative step to becoming a successful tech magnate. 

    A Mannequin Graveyard, Heroic Necklaces, and Fossilized Crap

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2024 67:47


    The guys discuss why Father's Day shopping is never complete without a trip to an avian establishment, when it's absolutely imperative to sleep in gloves on a commercial flight, and how terrible aim lead to the creation of an infamous  list of records. 

    Cold Weather Leather, White Monkeys, and Beets by Ren

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2024 60:52


    The guys discuss how timing is everything when picking up 80lbs of free frozen soup, why any novel read by a Russian scientist in Antarctica instantly becomes a murder mystery, and when a sketch of a Mets game can automatically exonerate the defendant. 

    The Muffin Man and Tiny Drunk Pinocchios

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2024 63:45


    The guys discuss why it's imperative you never leave your “round disks of concrete” around Swedish chimps, how being bald leads to a much greater chance of reptilian concussions, and when enjoying a premature bear kabob triggers brain worms. 

    Mac & Cheese Ransom and Crime Scene Snacks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2024 56:59


    The guys discuss when is the best time to weed whack to prevent losing your tank, how rattlesnakes are completely indifferent when it comes to metal poles and a boot, and why becoming a lumberjack can only help your odds of eventually becoming an obstetrician. 

    McFlurry Lovin' Hedgehogs and One Pound of Go Fish

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2024 48:59


    The guys discuss how $0.15 used to get your baby a ride on the mail truck, what are the absolute two most important things to protect when you're hired as a hit man by an estranged husband, and why you should always bring a picnic basket to the pound when attempting to adopt a puppy in China. 

    Zero Entry Drowning, Flying Uteruses, and A “Free Pen” Vote

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2024 53:03


    The guys discuss why you'd never hug a Siberian bear hunter goodbye when he leaves, how an Asian mouse statue in Russia serves as a reminder of lives lost, and when even a plexiglass fortified meth store can't bring your stepbrother back. 

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