That's Fowl

Short one with no timestamps this week. Free agents in baseball, Browns going full Browns, Bills Mafia getting put in the pen, Kyle Shanahan is a genius and what the hell, Maryland?!

We kick things off paying homage to all the position players who pitched this year (0:00) followed by the untimely demise of the Cubs thanks to the Brewers and Rockies (3:54). Week 4 hot takes including the Dolphins(11:32), Titans/Eagles (16:54), and Steelers (20:07). First NBA update, with Malik Monk, Kobe Bryant vs Matt Barnes, and Kyrie not trolling (28:47)? Kyrie was also the inspiration for this weeks Power Rankings (35:40). Power Rankings: Conspiracy Theory Edition!

We start things off with the best part of your week, Bartolo Colon's Kingsford ad (0:24), andAdam Rosales out here hustling (4:36). Max Scherzer and the NL Cy Young (7:29) take us to the wild playoff push in the NL (14:19). Addison Russel out here messing around being problematic (20:37). Week 3 takeaways (33:09), Rams Vikings observations (41:00), then Power Rankings (43:06)! Power Rankings: Grilling Edition

Hope everybody enjoyed their summer! We're back reminiscing about the summer (0:00) and discuss the potential NL MVP (. Football is back! There's a lot of noise around the Steelers, (26:10) the Browns are... well... the Browns (26:00). Bad week to be a kicker (33:00), Vontae Davis chucking the deuce and lol Bills (35:23). Rookie Qbs and more lol Bills(38:30). Blake Bortles, Ryan Fitzpatrick and the mediocre abyss that is the NFL (44:16) take us to this weeks Power Rankings (55:23). Power Rankings: Things I Hate About Fall Edition!

Small hiatus is over! Alex tells us about losing his wallet, Troy goes to shows, and we come to terms with getting older (0:00). All Star rosters have been announced! We go over the NL and AL selections, who ain't getting enough love, who's getting too much love, and more (19:54). We make fun of Giancarlo Stanton playing defense then talk about the Cardinal's owner and Brian Cashman signing a letter of support for the newest Supreme Court nominee (44:30). NFL holdouts going stroooong (67:27). Quick notes on NBA free agency (77:40) before this weeks power rankings (97:56). Power Rankings: Albums of the Year, Midpoint Edition!

In this week's episode, we kick things off by talking about some beef and new music in the world of hip-hop (0:00). Typhoons vs hurricanes, thirsty fans, Cincinatti futility, and more baseball (10:58). We talk about Kyler Murray making dumb decisions, followed by Cubs and Orioles updates (32:38). Some NBA Finals words and sentences (54:28). Baker Mayfield is excited for Josh Gordon... you know who else is? (71:10) Then we wrap it up with Power Rankings (80:08). Power Rankings: People to Smoke With Edition!

In this episode, we highlight the life of Bartolo Colon, the historically good Astro's pitching staff, and some other baseball thangs. An attempt to find an apt analogy for Kyrie Irving and Chris Paul before the meme magic that is JR Smith. The NFL are cowards, and then Power Rankings: Potatoes Edition!

Troy gets mad at bees and some weather updates (0:00). Necklace shenanigans, Pedro at the Bruins game, and Kolten Wong's inabilty to give someone a gatorade bath (6:45) take us into an alt-right dude in Seattle being a whiffer (21:30), James Harden eating ice cream (24:36), the large disparity in MLB teams (26:17) and a tangent into horse/dog racing (29:46). We follow that up with the usual Orioles and Cubs updates (34:20). Some recaps of the NFL draft, including Shaqueem Griffin, laughing at the Bills, and Dolphins picks (51:00). The fundamental misogyny involved with NFL cheerleaders, including the recent settlement with the Racial Slurs, and a brief history of how problematic the whole thing is (1:09:48). Ryan Shazier was at the draft? That was weird (1:24:51). Patrick Beverley's mom, people mostly to fight Ben Simmons, when we'll get sick of Donovan Mitchell, and more NBA stuff (1:26:41) before this week's Power Rankings (1:50:36)! Power Rankings: Ready to Fight, NBA Playoff Edition!

Troy is here talking about sad tweets, Bartolo Colon, and long at bats (0:00-18:20). Ichiro Suzuki appreciation moment (18:20-23:40). Some quick Cubs thoughts (23:40-29:25) before we get into the NBA playoffs (25:29-34:57). Why the 2014 Cleveland Browns weren't good and other random football thoughts (34:57-41:38). Wrap things up with Power Rankings! (41:38-51:20). Power Rankings: Customer Edition!

We start this week's episode talking about social media and it's pitfalls (0:00-6:00). Baseball fights, and the eventual murder of Gape Kapler (6:00-16:10). Some surprises thus far, then Cubs/Oriole's recaps (16:10-33:10). Marquette King is a gem and needs to honored as such (33:10-41:18). Hockey talk! Two weeks in a row! It's a record! (41:18-48:36). We are factually inaccurate about basketball before this weeks Power Rankings (41:18-78:00)! Power Rankings: Pies Edition!

We had a fantasy baseball draft. We recorded it. This is how that went.

Troy goes in by himself, as we recap the first 10 days or so of the MLB season! Ohtani, Harper, and Rhys Hoskins giving us a show (0:00-5:35). Emma Tiedemann becomes first woman play-by-play boradcaster for the Lexington Legends (5:35-8:00). Cubs and non-existant Orioles updates before we toss out the idea of NO OUTDOOR BASEBALL GAMES UNTIL MID-APRIL (8:00-13:35). Hockey talk? Yeah, it happened (13:35-18:45). Masters and NFL Draft (18:45-27:00) round things out before we bring back this weeks POWER RANKINGS (27:00-42:50)! Power Rankings: Whitest Songs Edition!

Episode 29: Too many K's, Korky Korkes by Troy Mason, Alex Anglin

We kick off the second block with the Winter Olympics and talk about our hero Liz Swaney, the women's hockey team, and Russian doping (0:00-50:10). Jarvis Landry gets franchise-tagged, we reminisce about the 2010 Dolphins team, and we play FMK with some pre-game pageantries (50:10-77:45). Alex tells us about driving in Vietnam before we get to this week's Suicide Squeeze (77:45-91:00).

BASEBALL IS BAAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!!! First we discuss drinking in Ubers, China shutting down for their new year, and Alex not being able to roll his r's (0:00-16:35). We “fix” baseball and critique some new rules for 2018 and how they're dumb (16:35-46:12). Jeff Loria and all owners are terrible human beings than we knuckle down on the first 2018 Orioles and Cubs updates (46:12-94:15)

BASEBALL IS BACK.... sort of. Troy talks about the Chicago Cubs signing Yu Darvish and looks at the other free agents still unsigned (0:00-11:50). We bring our Eagles' correspondent Stephanie Kramer back to talk about her Super Bowl winning team, our new found love of Jason Kelce, why the new Indianapolis Colts coach should never have a “third” in his family, and other topics (11:50-54:00). Frank Gore is a cyborg (54:00-58:30) leads us into this week's Power Rankings (58:30-69:07)! Power Rankings: Soups Edition!

In this week's episode of That's Fowl, Troy talks about the 2018 Baseball Hall of Fame class, and wonders why Andruw Jones and Gary Sheffield are being snubbed (0:00-25:45) then talks to Philadelphia Eagles fan Stephanie Kramer about the Super Bowl and other things including a new Suicide Squeeze (25:45-94:50).

Your boys got drunk and winged it. There's.... uh... some.... sports? Definitely talk ride sharing, putting genitals in snow, and beer towers. (0:00-35:30). Some drunken football rants and tangets with no clear direction (35:30-56:10). Draymond Green, Tiger Woods, and the All Star Draft that never was (56:10-92:30). Maybe some other things, who knows.

We start off 2018 by talking about holidays in China and Neil deGrasse Tyson trolling twitter (0:00-9:30) before trying to figure out why Jeter thinks the Marlins are gonna turn a profit, bugs, taxes, and the idea of trading Machado (9:30-33:37). THEN WE TALK ABOUT THE NATIONAL CHAMPION UCF KNIGHTS and hate on Montana (33:37-50:11). We talk Marvin Lewis, Bills Mafia, crappy fans, and preview the Wild Card games (50:11-80:23) before this weeks suicide squeeze (80:23-83:55)!

The holidays are over and the stove is hot, so That's Fowl is back after a small hiatus with Troy coming through to talk holidays and farts (0:00-2:34) followed by some Shohei Ohtani and Giancarlo Stanton talk (2:34-13:53). NFL has been wild, so let's discuss player discipline, Jerry Richardson, and the NFC playoff picture (13:53-43:00). Javale McGee and Swaggy P dropping a mixtape?! We gonna need copies of that once it drops. Troy talks about that, the NBA on Christmas, and how much more fun the NBA is than anything else right now (43:00-52:43) and your reminder that it's also Star Wars season! (52:43-66:45) Power Rankings: Star Wars Bad Ass Edition!

In this week's episode of That's Fowl, we have crying children, Chinese government canceling field trips, and movies we wanna see (0:00-10:05) before recapping our MLB awards predictions (10:05-15:30). Hot stoves, cold winters, Timberlands, and Canadians in China (15:30-33:35). MFL—err, NFL—talk with Tyrod Taylor getting benched, Giants being bad, Dolphins being bad, Eli Manning and Jason Witten: overrated, Adam Thielan: underrated, and the surprisingly human response to Marquise Goodwin's loss (33:35-68:40 ). We marvel at Joel Embiid, the new age of NBA player, and some geopolitical shenanigans (68:40-88:55)before getting into our Power Rankings and Suicide Squeeze (88:55-102:30)! Power Rankings: Wing Sauce Edition!

That's Fowl can finally drink! We forecast the MLB awards (0:00-16:45). NFL trade deadline recap (16:45-26:15) and Tom Brady is a con man (26:15-33:28). Then we look at whatever it is that Jerry Jones is trying to accomplish (33:28-50:10) before remembering that NBA is ridiculously fun (50:10-60:00) then this week's suicide squeeze (60:00-62:30)!

The boys are back for another rendition of That's Fowl. Troy tells us about the GWAR show then we bunker down into some World Series talk and Girardi getting fired (0:00-28:04). We discuss David Stern's comments on the NBA's drug policy and reminisce about the 02-03 Portland Trail Blazers (28:04-45:14). We talk Marshawn Lynch, Carson Wentz, Miami Dolphins, and more football (45:14-72:48) followed by some talk on culture wars, video games, then wrapping it up with this weeks Power Rankings and Suicide Squeeze (72:48-96:13)! Power Rankings: Vidya Edition!

In this weeks That's Fowl, as baseball reaches it's pinnacle, Troy looks back at the ALCS and NLCS (0:00-13:10) and recaps some of the first few nights of NBA action (13:10-21:43). Then, the part that y'all care about the most, NFL action! Did we learn anything? Aaron Rodgers injury, Kaep's grievance, why you still can't bet on the Chiefs, and more (21:43-57:10). We wrap it all up with this weeks Suicide Squeeze, with some help from our listeners (57:10-62:30).

After a small break, we're back to discuss how overrated gin is and why it ain't cooling off in Pittsburgh yet (0:00-6:00). We look back at the Cleveland vs New York series, question Joe Girardi and talk about how our perspective of sports injuries is skewed (6:00-14:48). Speaking of injuries, we talk Gary Sanchez's family heirloom (14:48-18:10). We laugh at Boston, praise Houston, and venture into some hockey talk (mainly laughing at the Penguins for giving up 10 to Chicago). The second best words in all of sports.... GAME 5.... that doesn't work so well... (18:10-33:05). Heckling “super fans” and a hodgepodge of NFL stuff; including Qbs who are washed, things we didn't expect, and the gentrification of the anthem (33:05-64:10). Coaches who blow, do blow, and all the jokes that come with it (64:10-82:55) This weeks Power Rankings and a new segment called “Suicide Squeeze” debuts to wrap it all up! (82:55-96:17) Power Rankings: Didn't Expect That Edition!

Two episodes in less than a week, your boys are working hard.... kind of. Greinke's autism (0:30-5:30, Alex Gordon hitting the record breaking HR and some AL MVP chatter (5:30-9:15). Streaming professional sports, random alarms, and the push for the postseason (9:15-21:15) before Cubs and Orioles updates (21:15-39:15). NBA is petty as hell. Thanks for that Kyrie and KD (39:15-48:55)! Then a whoooole lot of football, mostly about the Dolphins and Chargers, but some other nuggets as well (48:55-83:58) before we dive into power rankings (82:23-95:44). Power Rankings: Doc's Dutiful Dolphins Edition!

We're back with some Windian streaking and Dodger failing (0:00-14:00). The usual Cubs and Orioles updates (14:00-25:55). Then we figure out why football sucks, some things we enjoyed from week 1, and Troy apologizes to Adrian Peterson (25:55-61:38) before this weeks power rankings (61:28-72:00)! Power Rankings: People I Don't Wanna Fight Edition!

Sorry about missing last week, life happens. But plenty of good topics this week, from our favorite Player's Weekend highlights and random shoe conversation (5:15-21:52). We give Giancarlo Stanton some love and talk about the Marlins (21:52-29:06). More baseball brawls (29:56-34:40) before we get into our Cubs and Orioles recap (34:40-51:55). THEN WE HATE ON THE DOLPHINS BECAUSE WE ARE TRUE SUPPORTERS OF THE TEAM WHICH IS WHY WE HATE THEM SO MUCH (51:05-62:05). Stafford becomes an all star at the bank, and we discuss Mike Sando's QB Tier Rankings (62:05-83:15). Celtics and Cavs swap some bodies (83:15-89:42). Rocket launchers and cows and then power rankings (89:42-108:47). Power Rankings: Back to School Edition!

Alex is back from his hiatus to talk Giancarlo Stanton's ridiculousness (0:00-6:15), give his thoughts on Jeff Loria (6:15-10:00). Do baseball bases need an update with the Bryce Harper injury (10:00-15:55). We're still waiting for the Dodgers collapse and Joey Votto can be kind rude (15:55-26:00). There's a crappy Canadian website that is straight from 1998 (26:00-30:50) before our Cubs and Orioles update (30:50-44:05). WE HATE THE DOLPHINS, and Troy can't even join the Bills Mafia (44:05-53:20). We debate who wins a Philip Rivers v Antonio Cromartie Family Scrimmage, and some of y'all take fantasy sports too hard, man (53:20-75:45).

Little different format this week, we start things off with the pinnacle of mediocrity that is the Miami Dolphins (0:00-24:23). Mike Imbt joins us to discuss the new NBA schedule and bore us with details of his rec league (24:23-47:50). Joe West, Jeff Loria and MLB Player's Weekend uniform discussion (47:50-65:05)! Power Rankings: Jersey Nicknames (65:05-78:35) Edition!

The MLB trade deadline has passed! We talk about some of the more notable acquisitions, Manny Machado's weird week (0:00-31:39) and our weekly Cubs and Orioles updates (31:39-46:19). Then seasonal depression hits, as the Dolphins have Dolphin-esque things happen to them, with the injury to Ryan Tannehill and how a coffee treat is kind of a bumblebutt(46:19-88:30). Power Rankings: Sandwiches Edition! (88:30-100:00)

The Doctor is back! Alex makes his triumphant return to the podcast to laugh about an ejection, a lost tooth, a Ric Flair golfer (woo!) (0:00-24:25). Cubs and O's updates (24:25-45:30) before we talk some Cavalier drama (45:30-65:15) then we laugh at Lucky Whitehead's ironic life (65:15-75:30). Power Rankings: Crimes Edition (75:30-90:15)!

I discuss my new-found obsession with the MarbleLympics (0:00-8:50), Carlos Beltran's Lazerus-esque glove and other baseball (8:50-22:50). Hugh Freeze is sleeping on the couch (and not with an “escort”)(22:22-32:28). Panthers firing their GM and people care about Michael Vick's opinion (32:28-47:18)? When did this happen? Power Rankings: College Coach Scandals!

It's been a while! But we're back with episode 9! Drunk Alex and a recap on life (0:00-3:38) with some inane baseball talk (3:38-7:50). Interview with Mike Imbt talking mostly basketball (7:50-63:15) then a lame, sappy outro. Also, another Drunk Alex moment!

Right off the top we discuss our weekends, including a trip to PNC Park (2:45-18:20), current All-Star teams (18:20-31:36). Player/fan interactions and a lustful gaze (31:36-34:38) then the usual Cubs/Orioles run down (34:38-47-38). What in the hell is going on with Addison Russell (47:38-55:55). RIP Prodigy and our power rankings to finish it all off (55:55-71:43). Power Rankings: Prodigy Edition!

This is long as hell, so deal with it. We start off with the MLB draft, (1:18-9:56), NCAA shenanigans (9:56-16:15), and the weekly Cubs/O's updates, (16:15-33:58). Then we seamlessly transition to Caucasian's messing up names, NBA Finals and Dwight Howard shooting 3's (33:58-52:07). Jersey sales, Kaep, and Hank William's Jr. (52:07-94:27). Power Rankings: Alternate Jersey's Edition! (94:27-105:40)

This is a VERY baseball heavy episode. We do our monthly Projections vs Reality (3:24-24:45), then look back at Adrian Beltre's HOF career (25:15-33:58). Next up, we talk crap on mad Cardinal's fans (33:58-41:35) before our weekly Cubs/O's updates: (41:35-44:06). Then we hate on PEOPLE WHO TAKE THEIR SPORTS TOO SERIOUSLY (44:06-51:28) and people who are making baseball great again (51:28-65:32). The whitest fight ever (65:32-74:25) leads us into... Power Rankings: Fights Edition! (74:25-89:30)

The Doctor is MIA, so Trizz is out here doing a solo episode. Bartolo Colon, Feces Orifice on the way to 600 dingers, Braves/Pirates oddities and other baseball (1:11-18:00). Marshawn Lynch rides a bike and there's new touchdown rules (18:00-23:35). FAKE NEWS ABOUT METS AND DINOSAURS (30:25-36:00)! Power Rankings: TD Dancers Edition! (23:35-30:25)

This description is being done by someone too drunk to do this, so if this ends up being wrong, we don't care. Weak excuses of "benches clearing", personalized bat flips, and more baseball (5:25-29:30). Some race talk about Adam Jones and Buck Showalter (29:30-39:00) before we rip into a friend of the show and tell Danny green to "enhance" his game (39:00-1:03:08). Power Rankings: QBs Better Than Brady Edition! (1:03:08-end)

Did we really talk about anything this episode? Not entirely sure, but who cares. You don't come to us for facts anyways. Power Rankings: Bugs Edition!

In this episode we talk about the Adam Jones incident, and we take a look at several win predictions for MLB. Also, some NBA playoffs talk, and we look back at the 2012 draft. Power Rankings: Draft Names Edition!

In the first "real" episode of That's Fowl, the boys discuss NFL players with commas in their bank accounts. Also, we talk about Starling Marte's suspension, and our favorite logos in baseball. Power Rankings: Logos Edition!

In the debut episode of That's Fowl, Alex and Troy give you a brief history of themselves, and what to expect in forthcoming episodes. Power Rankings: MC's Edition