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Juan and Sean meet for a drink and talk about things that are making an impact in the world. Whether they're good, bad, funny, or otherwise. Follow us! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE186NzIqeV0qycXhNqMR6Q (YouTube) @TheCarbonFootprintPodcast (Insta

Juan Lorenzo; Sean Varona


    • May 1, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 16m AVG DURATION
    • 223 EPISODES


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    Runaway Sperm

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 69:53


    This week, we light a candle for the Pope (RIP), but don't worry—we immediately sprint into the world's first sperm race. From celestial messengers to government gaslighting, we dig into the CIA's latest UFO files, all while giving the Shannon Sharpe case the side-eye it deserves. No filters, no apologies—just raw takes, bad jokes, and zero reverence.

    Extinction

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 78:06


    What do extinct animals, international trade policies, and unfortunate baby faces have in common? Absolutely nothing—and that's why this episode is a wild ride. Juan and Sean debate the ethics of de-extinction, untangle the latest on tariffs without putting you to sleep (promise! maybe?), and discuss a baby so ugly, the dad thought it was impossible it was his. Buckle up!

    Cinderella's Last Dance

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 74:07


    Get these kids to work! The problems with no income tax and familiar faces leading the way in March Madness.

    First 48

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 77:20


    Captain America made a lot of headlines this week, maybe the greatest teacher of all time, where tf are the orphanages and we may never drink Henny again.

    Confident In My Swimmers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2025 78:20


    IVF babies, skipping out on babies, getting the wrong babies, sticking up for your babies. This episode is a fun one on kids, inspired by Andrew Schulz's new special, Anthony Edwards, and Stephen A Smith.

    Salvation Is Not for Deadbeats

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 78:29


    Church subscriptions, the Yankees make a historical change to their team, DOGE, nightclub fight nights, and we know what America's official language should be.

    F*ck You, Canada!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2025 68:12


    Superbowl recap, did Kendrick give Drake too much attention, did anyone know NBA All-Star weekend happened, and what was the best halftime performance of all time?

    Save a Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 79:24


    A first on the pod, the biggest trade in sports history, mass deportations kick off and the best way to save lives.

    Don't Ask Don't Tell

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 74:26


    We're finally going to be able to confirm who killed JFK and MLK! DJ Unk walks it out one last time, and the military should cover some body part enhancements in the name of patriotism.

    DtMF

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2025 78:53


    We should've taken more pictures, schools are adding banks now, Elon was a wild boy at the inauguration and VR is changing sports.

    I Used to Be Cuban

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 74:27


    Who hurt Philadelphia? Trump and Barack getting chummy, should your job be able to fire you for off the job behavior and one of the guys used to be Cuban.

    Meatloaf Martes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2025 76:21


    Daddy Issues

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2025 82:24


    The aliens are digging New Jersey, the CFP has proved that college football had it right all along and we do not recommend flying in a wheel well.

    Hunger Games

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2024 65:55


    The fellas had a blast recording this one! Jamie Foxx tells all, a Go Fund Me for a rival, possibly the most decisive girl ever, and a cruise line that is the Guantanamo Bay of the seas.

    All The Smoke

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2024 84:36


    A CEO is murdered and America isn't upset, rappers and ball players are getting soft, Sean's Bears do it again, bail funds for your kids, and Belichick's recruiting strategy.

    Relapse

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2024 86:09


    One of the most prestigious universities in the country is free now, Baker Mayfield helps secure a title, Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, and one of the fellas needs our help kicking the habit.

    B*tches Ain't Sh*t

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 71:35


    The 2024 presidential election results are in and the fellas have thoughts, Peanut the squirrel deserves justice, who has influence now, and America hates women.

    D Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 70:16


    Puerto Rico wants to Kill Tony, the Yankees have a collapse for the ages in the World Series, and we make our presidential election predictions.

    Firing Squad

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2024 74:47


    A father/son duo makes NBA history, should we hold outside parties responsible for our mental health, leveling up executions and the pizza joint with the greatest side item.

    Behind The Power Curve

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2024 65:53


    Our experience with Hurricane Milton, space travel has been changed forever and Trump gets Flagrant.

    Pete Rose Slide

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 69:55


    Sean gets his prostate checked, MLB should definitely keep Pete Rose out now, and do pandas even exist?

    Oil Money

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2024 71:19


    P Diddy had more oil than Exxon! This week's hilariously offbeat episode, we dive deep (like co-ed submarines) into the headlines everyone's whispering about (like a presidential assassination). Join us for an episode that's juicier than P Diddy's baby oil stash. (yeah, we had to, twice)

    Hill's Street Blues

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2024 76:14


    Tyreek can't outrun the police, Trump gets washed at the presidential debate and the Paralympics should be the real Olympics!

    Numb

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2024 88:17


    The Bicentennial!!! Celebrating our 200th episode this week! Murders, slave labor, The Deliverance, and Deion Sanders. We're everywhere this week! Enjoy!!

    Zoological

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2024 56:01


    A seismic shift in the Kennedy family legacy, going into debt for Disney, and the most unattractive hobbies.

    What About Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2024 68:08


    Freezing your dead boy for reanimation, hospitals losing parts, the worst way to get cheated on, and a lawyer with down syndrome.

    No Regrets

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 68:48


    Bloomberg gives away billions, if calm under pressure was a person, the biggest regrets people have at the end of their life, and Curry goes vintage.

    Give Me Everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2024 85:30


    3D printing a throat, stadiums named after rappers, an Olympic performance so captivating it leads to an offer from an adult site, and why interns aren't allowed around Bill Gates.

    Titanium

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 70:17


    Simone Biles makes a triumphant return, an unexpected Olympic sponsor, two major medical breakthroughs, and is social media a health crisis.

    Shooting Turkeys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2024 89:36


    Biden drops out of the race, the CrowdStrike incident shows just how vulnerable we are without technology, and Team USA gets beat by the players that didn't make the team.

    Many Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2024 75:23


    Assassination attempt on Trump, selling plots in heaven, and women dominate the BET awards.

    Fondle Kingdom

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 82:36


    TikTokers will be fighting for our freedom, hawk tuah takes the country by storm, and getting felt up at the happiest place on earth.

    Pursuit of Happiness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 76:05


    Being an absolute glutton on vacation, the worst decision in the history of the Olympics and women's sports, a bull that's proud to be an American, and 2 legends left us this week.

    Hard Knock Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2024 76:37


    The first woman president has been elected, 50 Cent is the greatest troll of all time and, Liam Neeson might need to save some folks again.

    Mo Money Mo Problems

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2024 88:42


    Rich folks don't live the same, someone is purposely hurting their presidential chances, the fellas react to the Diddy video and the top 10 albums of all time.

    Commitment Issues

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2024 74:38


    Tom Brady gets roasted, an engagement ring heist, impersonating a sign language interpreter, and the fellas have committed to this for 4 years now.

    50 Shades

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2024 86:14


    A milestone birthday for one of the fellas, how much money do you need to retire, and some guys evidently don't like WAP.

    Ether

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2024 74:14


    Ryan Garcia with the troll of the year, rap beefs are finally making rap fun again and a Yankee legend retires.

    Juice

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2024 73:51


    OJ Simpson passes away, would you still have your kid's if, the solar eclipse might have been mid and the Florida man at it again.

    No Diddy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2024 77:51


    The Diddy saga continues, Kim Mulkey should really change her last name, Harvard grads marry up too, and why doesn't the popularity of the women's college game carry over to the WNBA.

    Ego Boost

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2024 73:04


    Studies show Americans are the unhappiest they've ever been, how much money for one of your limbs, and what's the appropriate age gap in dating.

    He Can't Hold You

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2024 68:59


    TikTok ban, the friendship recession, a Hall of Fame VP and AI is replacing all men in relationships.

    Where Art Thou, Mars?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 68:43


    How do you make an old fashioned in Harlem?! Fixing the NBA All-Star game, fleeing from your family to Mars and a 25 million dollar deep fake.

    Killer Wax

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2024 64:15


    The Olympics on steroids, literally. One of the guys really wants to see a Moose, and how young is too young to give Brazilian waxes.

    Tiger Lounge

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2024 73:16


    The fellas pay homage to a beloved family member, talk Superbowl and Mahomes' goat status, and the meditation album you didn't know you needed.

    House Arrest

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2024 75:37


    The solar project that could change the trajectory of energy consumption in the US, chain-smoking while running a marathon, and when is house arrest worse than jail.

    Prime Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 66:54


    The Neuralink is finally out in the wild, the NFL has it's Superbowl matchup set, how much money has Taylor Swift's presence generated for the NFL and one of the fellas does not mess with horses.

    Uvula

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2024 73:28


    An uncomfortable office perk, how's that Save Britney thing working out, NFL playoffs, and sleeping habits that lead to murder.

    Man in the Mirror

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2024 65:55


    Companies are getting rid of degree requirements, Spirit Airline's service gets worse, and a pothole that brought someone back to life.

    Call Tyrone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2024 68:09


    An innocent man does 44 plus years in prison, Katt Williams wants all the smoke, a legend retires, and AI girlfriends.

    War of the Roses

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2024 75:58


    Historic treatment approved in the US, the $500 Tinder plan, could you survive the next apocalypse, and a major college football coach listens to the pod. Probably.

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