The Unprofessionals

Strap into your DeLorean (or your uncle's rusted Corolla) because the boys are taking you way back to 1987 — a time when cars were cheap, women were beautiful, and everything was somehow cooler in shoulder pads. It's nostalgia, chaos, and a little too much hairspray as the gang relives a decade of denim jackets, synth music, and questionable financial decisions.Meanwhile, EVO Flips into the MMM That's Delicious segment with his latest spice blend that turns E-Dawgs Booty into water .... and some how The Lord Loves It ... again , just as quickly, he sabotages the entire episode by unleashing a seafood platter so cursed, it almost ends the friendship.!!!! once again The Lord approves !! Is that guy ok ? ps Shout out to the legends at 8 Napkins for sponsoring this tirade and keeping the lads full. Just when the vibes are peaking, The Lord kicks open the studio door (metaphorically… it's a podcast) and drops his 5 Question AI Challenge on the crew — a gauntlet of mind-bending, borderline-unhinged queriesWill the lads survive sea food sabotage? Will someone finally admit they actually liked liver pâté in the '80s? Tune in to find out.Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week's absolute trainwreck of a masterpiece, the boys get Gooned beyond recovery.... Goony makes it on a questionable late-night Booty Call Segment that could land him in federal court or a cuddle puddle — still unclear.Meanwhile, Canada has officially banned Vegemite and we're asking the hard-hitting question: Have they lost their maple-flavored minds?! Surely we can bust a tariff on their ass. The Lord himself steps in to debug Katy Perry's spaceship mission while she preps for orbit, Evo finds scam of the century painting chickens green and flogging them as exotic parrots. E-Dawg throws his full support behind a pilot who was allegedly caught snorting a mysterious powder off a pair of perky inflight accessories — calling it “a travesty” the man got sacked for it. Aviation will never be the same.But the biggest news The absolute legends 8 Napkins Burgers in Bassendean have jumped on board the Unprofessionals train and have sponsored the greatest segment in radios history !!! bit more on 8s its the home of the juiciest, drippiest, most face-melting burger this state has ever seen. MMMM that's delouse

Hold onto your hubcaps because this week, the boys go full throttle on facts and feelings. Nissan is outselling Toyota like it's a yard sale and the Land Cruiser is stuck behind a pensioner doing 40 in an 80. Let's be real an MUX? Please. That thing's about as threatening as a remote-control car with a flat battery. Comparing it to Nissan? That's like comparing a Ferrari to a foot spa.Meanwhile, Goony takes out the Ultimate Birthday Present Prize Pack — a glorious concoction of questionable taste and undoubted brilliance — with heavy-handed input (aka strong-armed influence) from Tommy The Pommy himself. It's the gift that keeps on confusing.The lads also keep the culinary nightmare alive with another session of "MMMM That's Delicious" — this week featuring mushy peas and creamed rice, aka the two worst crimes against taste according to E-Dawg, who nearly taps out. But Evo and The Lord? They get weirdly excited. Like, uncomfortably excited. Can it get any better?YES. Aggression Beer Therapy is here. The rules are simple:The louder you scream, the more beer you get.That's right — rage and refreshment in one glorious, frothy combo. Two birds. One stone. One drunk, possibly crying, listener.This episode is wild, unhinged, and possibly illegal in 3 countries. Tune in or be a Toyota driver forever. Your call.Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the pod, E-Dawg is back at it again, talking you through the correct shit to use at the right time, because let's face it, we all need some guidance on that. Meanwhile, the boys dive deep into the Trump tariffs and how royally fucked we're all going to be when the bill comes due. Then, The Lord puts on his referee hat and breaks down the epic showdown: Who delivered the better public beatdown — Scomo tackling a kid, or Daddy Dutton taking out the cameraman with a footy? You won't want to miss this one.But that's not all! The boys introduce TWO brand new segments: Mmmm, that's delicious (spoiler: it's not just food), and the classic Good Old Booty Call (you'll get the vibe). And as always, the Lord's got to step in to restrain E-Dawg as he goes off on one, unloading on "Coco" — the Aussie-hating, sausage-loving peace who's somehow sleeping her way around the globe.Grab a drink, buckle up, and tune in because this one's a wild ride!Legends, welcome to The Unprofessionals Podcast — where absolutely nothing is off limits! The people are real, the laughs are loud, and the stories? Well, they're better than your nan's gossip at a family BBQ. Join E-Dawg, Evo, and The Lord as they crack a cold one and spin their weekly yarns, tackling everything from the ridiculous to the downright absurd. So, grab a beer, kick back, and let these three best mates take you on a ride where no topic is too weird, too wild, or too out-of-bounds. It's just a dead set good time... and maybe a little bit of chaos too. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Well folks, it's time to say goodbye to a few things we never thought we'd part with—like that old couch and our questionable life choices. Tune in as we give a hilarious farewell to the things we're definitely not going to miss... or maybe we will. Who knows?"Defiantly a must listen!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the boys are back with a wild ride that goes from EVO's scandalous rendezvous at a nude beach in Sydney (where, let's just say, he's tanning more than just his ego) to The Lord of Bacon's existential crisis—apparently, we have less time now than our parents did. But don't worry, folks, he's here to remind us that wasting time is a family tradition.Meanwhile, E-Dawg is facing PTSD after taking his cat to the vet—spoiler alert: it's not just the cat who needs therapy now.Then, things take a turn for the absurd as the boys dive into the world of strange surnames (you won't believe what they found), play What Would You Do If You Ruled the World? (prepare for some unhinged answers), and discuss the things that should be illegal but aren't—because apparently, common sense has gone on vacation.Join us for laughs, chaos, and probably too much bacon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Evo sets out on a heroic quest to find the perfect egg, only to crack one tougher than his old leather skin (and that's saying something). The boys discuss how Evo's search for breakfast turned into a battle of wills with his eggs, with no clear winner. Meanwhile, Lord Short Cut nearly had a heart attack this week—don't worry, he's fine… ish—after a terrifying incident that may or may not have involved too much stress and an unhealthy amount of spearmint choc milks getting him the name "FAT RAFTER"In the midst of all the egg drama, E-Dawg regrets getting the worst tattoo ever and is now on the brink of needing an amputation after a spa incident left him more moist than an oyster. (Trust us, it's as bad as it sounds.)But that's not all! The boys dive deep into some questionable life choices, from bad sportsmanship to the ethics of sleeping with your mother-in-law to secure the perfect throuple. Oh, and let's not forget the major slip-up when one of them gets caught watching porn on the projector in front of... well, pretty much everyone.It's an episode full of chaos, questionable decisions, and way more moisture than anyone needed. Tune in for all the laughs, the cringes, and the life lessons we definitely didn't learn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this chaotic episode, Edawg kicks things off by recounting his wild motorcycle crash — and just when you think it can't get worse, Mrs. B bursts in, flustered and covered in dirt, revealing she's just crashed their brand new 4x4! Can't even drive a brand-new car without drama, eh?Then, Edawg drops some serious knowledge on us — did you know magpies have a seagull face? No? Well, buckle up, because things are about to get weird.Meanwhile, Evo makes his way to a ghost town in Kal, where he hits up a brothel and, let's just say, gets the full “treatment.” You won't believe what happened next.Oh, and Lord Shortcut? Well, he's out here doing all things bacon — and we're not talking about your average Sunday fry-up. It's all about crispy, greasy, glorious bacon… and a few other choice words, as usual.Tune in for this wild ride full of crashes, magpie facts, and a whole lot of bacon. It's an episode you definitely won't want to miss! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back, and things get real weird this week. EDawg has a run-in with a bloke at the local tip ,an old campaigner who's got nothing left to lose. Fists fly, dignity is questionable, and we learn that trash fights are surprisingly poetic.Meanwhile, EVO decides it's time to bring in the HR department (because someone has to keep this circus in check) and unveils his latest brew Iguana Piss Beer. Its tropical, radioactive, and probably illegal. Also on tap Alcoholic Passiona because why shouldn't a childhood classic ruin your adulthood?And then theres The Lord. Ah yes, The Lord. He continues his streak of adding absolutely nothing of substance to the pod, other than his unwavering support for the strangest things imaginable. Will he ever contribute? Probably not. Do we love him for it? Absolutely.The boys also go deep into:AI: Will it destroy us, or just replace EVOs HR department? Sharks: Apex predators or just misunderstood sea dogs? American Murders: Why do they hit different? The underrated health benefits of a good Gin & Tonic.Crack a tin, pour a questionable beverage, and strap in. It's a mess, but it's our mess. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dinner For 2 .... Arguably the best meal you could have if all goes right!!! Speaking of right Evo rocks up half full of piss smashed of episode sponsors Wild Turkey .... here some of the shit he spins this week ....Expect greatness from the Lord & E-dawg this week as they lock in on the most shocking topics this week.Chat to yas next week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends we are on a slippery slop to dinner for two.... episode 69 but before that is the warm up episode 68 and wow have we brought the topics !!!The Lord ...well oh my Freckle licking ... want to know the full story best jump across to Patreon and hear the full download on that. Evo hit this one hard !! how hard you say ??? as hard as you would be smashing the Viagra... him 4 Jamesons deep waiting for the 2 dickheads to arrive to start the show adds for some interesting yarns.E-dawg is on the health kick ... and oh my he needs it FAT BOI !!! but if you don't start you won't ! apart from that he brings the questions that are dividing the internet .... Vegemite or peanut butter ???? or have you done an aqua bog ???? who seriously shits in the ocean ??? bit wild ... rather a shark swim by then Mr Hanky.Chat to yas next week !! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!! back on the mics for another week.The Dawg has a Tumultuous week from needing the eye balls operated on again ..... joys of going blind .... to having a rap battle with Drake to getting measles from the show ... it all went down The Lord buys a motorcycle and starts up the 2% club The Unprofessional MC so against the grain its scratchy.Evo is still in Kal it's hot as balls and Frenchy is finger banging !!! could be worse could have 102 trowser snakes in your backyard trying to freak in the sheets. Uncle Don is bringing back straws so we can now enjoy a drink with out the paper mashay in the gob ... Who else is getting a pardon ??? can we see the Tiger King set free ??? Chat to yas next week ....... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Green Light ... The say life is full of green light moments .... well Evo got one ! the green light to head to the BROTHEL .... TOUR anyway it's all the same to us I mean if the shoe fits we wear it. The Lord is looking fresh as coming off his recent Baywatch holiday up the coast which doesn't disappoint like his face!E-dawg tackles the topic that divides the world .. Sit or stand .. what do you do ?? sit to wipe stand to wipe?? would love to know ,also these planes dropping out the sky in the land of the Yank! WTF Black Hawk Down BabyHey want a big sausage ???? turns out that your partner doesn't ?? medium sausages are the preference go figure?? seems different to the vids we watch on the internet ..., #PHIUB Like always chat to ya next week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's going on legends ??? we will tell ya..... Evo dials in from Kalgoorlie !! with his ear to the ground provides all the gossip from the east... and with his last Sex Ed talk there is moisture everywhere!The Lord Short cut survives not 1 but 3 earth quakes now in sunny N town ... we are starting to think its him that's causing the changes in the weather throwing bacon at the ground.Mr- Dawg .... has introduced a second pussy ... wow mind out the gutter a pussy cat ... they say life starts when you have 2 pussy's to please time will tell if this was a good YES decision.In general the lads talk about the socials game with tiktok getting banned in the U.S for about 3 seconds to it now being American owned ... From the absolutely wild scenes that are on MR Musks X its like a naked advertising platform ... and we are subscribed lol mite need one of Elons Chips in the brain to function with it !!!!Anyway Like always ... got a story a yarn ... a topic send it through ... Peace Out From The Unprofessional Fam Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends!!! back with this weeks episode and this time ..... We are on the road !!!! road trips are fun ?? we hit the big Pit ... Not Brad Pitt, but the super pit out in the mining mecca they call Kalgoorlie. It's bloody roasting out here ... and how do you stay cool ?? well a good squirting will cool ya down !! Sex Ed Steve takes us through the do's and don't's to get your grip on ...... rumour has it they used these techniques to put out the Cali fires. Speaking of the California fires .. man has there been some conspiracy theories about that!! from shutting off the water ... cancelling insurance .. our boy Mel G has all the gossip . What's your theory ??? Some banger topics anyway legends !!if your keen to get on the show send those msgs and recordings through Chat to yas next week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !! we are back for season 3 of what we think is the greatest way to treat your ears once a week....2025 holly demon Happy New Year and we are kicking it off with a bang !! some would say we crashed into it. heaps going on heaps of topics so stay tuned for the fun and the shenanigans that we have installed.Want a visual ??? jump over to YouTube and have a watch of the mayhem Chat to yas next week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !! back with the best of 2024 ... all those fun bits !!Happy new year can't wait to hit 2025 hard as.. The UnPro Fam Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !! going to keep this one short and sweet !!! Merry Christmas you filthy animals .... Thanks so much for the support over 2024 it's been crazy !! Stay safe this Xmas ... Drink plenty of water... eat plenty of... and live that dream ...Enjoy the yarns See yas in the new year Cheers Evo, E-Dawg and The Lord Shortcut Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!! Holly demon its bloody hot !!! we sit down and sweat out episode 61 one for use ... well and its a banger.Evo hits the money ... with the mystery beers that actually don't disapoint from pink lemonade sours to bubble gum beer . The Lord finishes up dance ... literally thank the lord ! and can now actually leave the tap shoes at home and come out with the Boyzzz ... he also dives into a new trade plumbing some say he is good with fondling pipes.Mr Dawg heads past the adult mega super store ... are things BIG in there or is it just super comprehensive??? let us know .We dive back into slang topics ..... Shot of whisky .... Cocktails learn the origin ... it may change the way you view them DUI can you say the alphabet backwards you should try its harder sober then you think ? Ever been kicked out of venue ??? send it in as Uncle Dan Andrews has been kicked out of all venues hahaha sucks when the shoe is on the other foot. .... 1 week to Xmas WTF where has the year gone ??? that being said next episode is our Xmas Ep so if you have something Christmas related send that through ... If you wanna give ya flog mate a shout out send it in .... You want to pay out the Lord Short Cut send it in .... get involved use mad dawgs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!! we have made the big 60 its now a down hill slide to death and retirement but we got this !!!! Bang !!! we finally try the best Pale Ale in the world ... that's right The Unprofessionals Pale Ale Tribute series has dropped and the crafts man at Sand Groper Brewing has dominated ....Lord Short Cut has finally stopped being a dance dad to the delight of the team ..... Dance is over and the Cut has been let loose on the world ... look out !!!Evo goes ticks all the boxes this week with the mystery beer ! dives in to his love of tight asses and hits us with the right amount of peach! Must have been all that rocking out at Green Spoon that helped ... or was it the Prosecco ??? Mr Dawg ... he has gone off to surgery ... turns out a face lift is a thing .... accelerating his modelling career he gets the full Blue Steel facelift lip pout ..... Jokes he had his eye balls cut up!!! and was in an absolute state !! Legends we are a Midges ball hair away from The BIG Man In RED coming to visit us so send in those worse Xmas present you have ever been given Chat to yas next week !!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well Legends !!! we have hit the big 59er like 69er but not as wild .... Evo hits us straight up with a mystery beer ... Pickle Dickle Beer and my lord E-dawg referenced it to cheetah piss .... How does he know ???? Mr Short Cut ... is no more !!! he is now The Lord !!! Knighted from uncle Charles himself ... may the lord be with us Well as the title states worst injuries .... off the back of Mrs B pushing the delete button on both ankles the lads talk through there most hectic injuries ... from cricket balls to the face , explosions , Car accidents .. you name it its happened and some of it is WILD.Christmas is coming ... The jolly fat man ... No not E-dawg .. send us those worst xmas gifts you have. received I'm sure you have the old mother in-law that hates ya face and gets you something worse then a lynx pack. Anyway legends chat to yas next week for the BIG 60 Much love the UnPro Fam Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !! Back in the studio and bringing you a banger !!! quite literally our good friend Bonnie Blue is banging her way into the record books setting her sites on aussie meat..Anyone seriously think the Mike Tyson fight was serious ??? only fight we seen was trying to stream it ... Netflix lift ya game ya muppets !!!Wanna know the origin of the rude finger salute ??? the middle finger wave ???? the up yours pal ??? the bird ??? well we have dug through the history books and it all makes sense now ....We have a massive announcement ... you can keep listening to our show and still go to heaven ... that's right a church in Mexico is selling land in heaven for as little as $100 a square meter !! mad not to have 1000m of that. And Mr Dawg ... gets the latest gossip from Steve Jobs ... Apples new iPhone 17 is going to have a sprinkle of the Elon Musk in it !! Starling baby !! don't see ya Google or Samsung phones doing that ??? or maybe they are regardless Apple for the Win Stay tuned for next week one of the lads gets Knighted ... don't miss that Cheers Legends Much love the Unprofessional Fam Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well Legends !!! The lads are still recovering from the old liver punishment weekend ...... they have a chance to check out the new Prado 250 series !!!! hmmmm what's your thoughts on it ??? ours ... are strange.Donald is in like a duck ... means way more material for us lol but what's it mean for the world ? would he team up with Pauline and raise hell..Shark man ... The Chicken F*%$cking husband , The Kid Laroi , Amber Heard and X ... Bit going on this episode so get those ears primed for greatness. We step into a new studio but is it a thing ??? wait to hear the yarns on this ..... Next week As always shout out to all use legends listening and shout out to all the good people that keep these episodes rolling !Cheers The UnPro Fam Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!! what a massive 3 day long weekend at the 4x4 show !!!Feeling it today !!! but man did we have a time ... was awesome to catch up and have a laugh with so many of use legends that support us on this mad ride.Take a listen to this wrap up where a few legends jump on for a laugh, Kaiden from Hunters & Drifters ... The Gull and possibly Australia's best MC THE TONE from 4wd and and adventure show. We can't wait to do it all again next year and massive shout out to Wildtrak Leisure & Colman for putting on such a sick event down there in the Content Creator Zone. Yew Much Love The Unprofessional Fam Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!! what happens when the show is over ???? we go roaming few cheeky drinks mics and some of the biggest names in the game. From Shedlife Mac Preston to Fire To Fork and Escape The Daily trying to escape us lol !!! Absolute legends at this years 4x4 show in Perth and you get to hear them unfiltered raw and having a good time with the Unprofessional Team.Last day today legends so get down and see us use code UNPRO buy those tickets and lets goooooo!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !! day 1 roaming the show they let us loose !!! and we got loose .... hitting up some of the big names like Cam Wild ... Wild Touring , Char Bro BBQ and even getting thrown upside down in the all mighty D-Max thanks to the team at Isuzu!!And finishing off the day with a few sex in a cans from our good friends at Off-Track Wines ... what a day and all the fun bits in between.Get down today for day 2 at the show it will be the biggest and baddest so come say hi us discount code UNPRO at the checkout for a discount come say hi and get some sick GIVE AWAYS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!! we made it to the greatest show ever ....oh and we are the greatest show ?? aren't we ??? Anyway Perth 4x4 show this weekend strap in 3 days of us running a muck !!! we have so much gear to giveaway legends so come down say hi and get on an episode.If you want a discount jump on line order your tickets and use the code UNPRO at checkout.See use this weekend ya mad dogs.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bang !!! quite literally it went BANG!! not what ya want when you're on a lap of Aus .... but this is why we brought Nissan's ... LOL but in all seriousness we get the 2 most senior mechanical icons from the industry and breakdown this one ... get it breakdown ... E-dawg & Short Cut get into it with some MASIVE claims to fame..Evo drops the bombshell ... New Beer sponsor the absolute legend Sand Groper Brewing has jumped on-board as a major partner delivering that wet goodness we love... and stay tuned for what's to come.The 4wd show ... 2 days out holly demon do we have some killer gear to give away , All our sponsors have emptied there wallets and hooked us up !!! From care car products from Anarchy Auto Care, Tasty Beers From Sand Groper , $3x Toys from Devils Burgers from 8 Napkins and that's just touching the sides..... Come down to the content creators section all weekend long and jump on the podcast and come win some of this elite gear !!! Code UNPRO @ checkout for a cheeky discount. Stay tuned for all the show coverage this weekend live raw and the way you like it !!!See you at the show !!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!! Back with this weeks box office smashes ... the boys sit down and talk there. top 5 all time greatest movies with some that may shock even the biggest movie buff!!!!We wanna know your top 5 !!! give us that Mount Rushmore of movies !!! do you get more excited for Brad Pitt than E-dawg or are you as boring as Mr Short Cut ???? or into the old stuff like Evo ???Also some exciting news gear up for The Perth 4wd & Adventure Show the boys will be there with all the bells and whistles so save the date 8-10 of November use CODE UNPRO fro discounted tickets !!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wow !!!! We hit the road for this one ... and head to the boring town Mr Short Cut calls home and we call Northam .... Evo frothing for a beer meets us at the pub with 5 mins before the kitchen closes, orders some chips and gets rejected hard ! and takes it like a man and rants about it after lol Affected him so much we had to send him for an oil massage from the legends at Relaxation Adobe The Dawg has been on tour roaming around in the south meeting the locals and bumping into the wired and wacky the south has to offer . Mr Short Cut has done nothing this week with having another bout of sickness .... chest infection sounds more like Soft C@ck if any one has a remedy for him send it in !!!2 weeks out now legends from the one and only 4x4 show here in our home town of Perth! this year is going to be bigger than ever and we are bringing the whole crew ,all the gear so get down there and come hang out !!! some huge prize packs we have to give away from the legends that support us , Scooters, Live podcasting with use , the flog box and much more !!!! use discount code UNPRO to save some $$$ on the ticket price Chat to yes next week for movie night !!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!!! wow what a week ... E-Dawg heads to Dero Gero and finds out not everyone likes flying ... speaking of flying ... its not the zoo there is more animals involved in the making of this podcast then there!!Mr Short Cut is free quite literally free !!! you want him ??? Nah jokes we have jobs for him, now he is free from DANCE DADDY Holly FU$K .....Evo ...... CRASHED his new car!! A bollard jumped right in front of the dog .... Poor bloke drop a comment show that support or rip into him either way we rate Lol . But he did relive his childhood and ripped the top off a few Shandy's Chat you was next week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What a night of revelation .... with the wild weather comes wild spiritual experiences one being .... Mr Short Cut is a reincarnation George Costanza but nit as funny.Mr Dawg sends it to a crane course where he learns what he would do for money .... and Gina is on the table ... well hooked up to the crane and being dropped down but she is there.Evo drops a bucket load of cash on his new car .... but stay tuned for a wild update on this ????? How's the Intro ??? have your say and hey we may even include a cheeky prize you good things.Catch ya next week !! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!! Back with another one and shit what a week in the news !!! P-Diddy AKA Sean Combs has been a naughty naughty Boi .... Bad Boi is an absolute understatement .... The carnage coming from this will be madness.Other News Mr-Short ... fails to make another episode heads to look at cats instead .... WOW Randy and sends in an elite prank call with the old "Lube Ya Bum Hole & Do The Fandango" to the good old humble telemarketer. Would love to here if you could top this ????Oh and how can we forget The Kings Birthday Long Weekend !!! cheers for the extra day off Charles ... E-Dawg heads to Denmark & Evo heads to The Royal Show for a tantric experience.Also HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT the legends at Auswide Diesel Services have jumped on as a major partner so some real good things coming !!!! Chat To Yes Next Week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Holly DEMON!!!! It's not every day you shut the best burger place down in town ..... But we did ... The legends at 8 Napkins Burgers hosted us and all the crew for the one the only LIVE half Century ! Episode 50!.What a bloody night, Salubrious food, Great people .... but even greater yarns!!From the worst places to pass out , To the east coast legend on the prowl , and poping a squat in between its a tantric experience for the ears.The Live audience made it for us, and we appreciate all the legends that support keeping the train rolling each month! its use mad dogs that make it what it is. We can't wait for another 50 If you want to be apart of the show send us a DM , Audio msg or nudes lol Thanks to all the Patrons fro making this event elite , And shout out to all the sponsors you know who you are xoxoxChat to ya's next week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!! EP 49 holly demon one off the big 5.0 now this is getting exciting..Back in the OG studio for some yarns this week and dear oh dear Mr- Dawg has been sent on a Dogging Course! and it wasn't the Dogging he was thinking of ... Attack dolphins , Thanks right dolphins that attack .... Simpsons predicted this ... Evo hits up a night on the town and knocks the dust off a few GILFS that where out on the town looking for a bit of Jiggy-JigOh and Dave Grohl ..... Potentially rookie of the year .... 11/10 misso and knocks up a side peace! he must eat streaky bacon as his head is all over the place. Earth Quakes .. The worlds shake up Mr Short Cut brings the facts ... ARE WE ALL DOOMED ????See use all at episode 50 .... Its not to late to come join Patreon for the details YEW!If you want to be apart of the show DM all those audio stories or written yarns to out socials or email theunprofessionalspoddy@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!! the lads take the day off with this one and employ one of the hardest hitting hosts the industry has ever seen .... Tilly ... This results in Mr Short meeting his match and basically copping the ear bashing we could have only hoped for. Definitely worth a listen and leave those comments on our socials!!If your keen to get on the show DM us on all platforms ... Or send us an email theunprofessionalspoddy@gmail.com Cheers Ya Mad Dogs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fu*%k !!!!! the legends at Hogg Culture flicked us some VIP passes and let us run wild on Froth Town ... And they never let us have an empty drink ..... recipe for success lol.Turns out the general public are absolutely EPIC hahaha from meeting the "Sexiest Man Alive" , Sky divers, The Ultimate MILF oh and none other then the Pegging Sisters..... That's right you heard right arguably the greatest yarn we have had with anyone .... AHH to see what they have seen !Any way legends take a listen we a mosquitoes pube away from episode 50 and its gonna be a big one ... Check out Patreon to get involved and get on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!! we travel to the wild wild South West and catch up with the one and only Youtube sensation Young Lee from the Bush Rats.... Lee opens up on early life ,what lead him down the social media path, and what lead him to give it all up from a simple life out on his ranch.Chef, Car Salesman , Artist , Ranch Manager and Dad .....and now Scooter Mechanic there isn't much that hasn't been achieved so sit back have a coke and a smoke with us and lets have a laugh with the Bush Rats Chat To Use Legends Next Week YEW!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends!!!!! What a start to the show the flame throwing postie big from the boss rooter .... we love it. Mr short Cut is back from throwing a sickie on the lads turns out he has Flog Syndrome ...Moving straight along from that shit show is another shit show .... Shitting your pants when doing a drug and alcohol test at work ! how would ya be ... We dive into copy cats some of the best in the game and some of the worst who you just wanna punch in the throat .... Are we copy cats ???? The beer king brings in a Blonde German ! what a soft creamy delight .... calm down its a beer Artisan Blonde good drop Ever heard of a stunt cock ??? Devil Accessory's will hook you up so get those flog stories in and win ... Hey and we wanna know is the world flat or round ???? get back to us on that one call Elon if you have to we want to know!!Chat To Ya's Next Week The Unprofessional Fam Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!! we are dealing with the big wash out from the storm ,beers are full we are charged and to many people are wet ... The big man Evo just got back from roundabout central AKA Albany .... Or as we say Albania ! We had our first ever sickie , Mr Short Cut rings in with the worst excuse not to make it down the hill ... Which leads us to a question ? Best excuse to call in sick ??? Send it our way .... E-dawg dives in to swear words .... Bit of an expert that F#$kwit, so if any would know the origin it would be him ... Oh and we strike gold! and not at olympic breakdancing actual gold 1 lucky Aussie picked up a 100k nugget imagine that ??? what's your biggest win ??? Evo's is just waking up in the morning pain free, sucks to be old .. Flog of the week is still up and running so send those stories through and win your self ,something juicy from the touchy feely crew that we love Devils Accessory's Any way we have to love ya's and leave ya , We have some tantric Hogg Culture Beer to drink Cheers The Unpro Crew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well Gah - Lee .... we load up the horse and cart and head to the upside down town Mr Short Cut calls home and we just call sister touching Northam!! Never the less we make apple pie out of dog shit and have a good time doing it.... oh and Evo drives Mr Dawg up there in his brand new Bus ... Gus so have a listen to see what he has gotten himself into...The Boys take you through the highs and lows of the olympics and the absolute break dancing master class our very own Rachel Gunn displayed in her near gold medal performance .... Can't sleep ???? don't stress we got you covered have a listen to what the Nannies use to do back in the day .... Any nannies free there days ??? we are hiring!!! Speaking of dogs ... don't get a Golden Retriever!!! besides chasing a ball they like a smoke and a pancake...Following the Us election ?? have a listen to the dirt our very own MR Short Cut has on Donald Trump this may blow the US election into disarray!!!! Anyway legends chat to yes next week.Cheers The Unprofessional Fam Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends!!!! back with another banger for 43 .... E-Dawg finally dives in to the deep details of the patreon night and what ended up happening in the infamous caravan incident ! Rego goes band with a drop dead neighbour story you just have to hear ..... We chat shit work mates the kind you just want to cut there leg off .... New Netflix banger worst room mates ever ..... which Evo shares his traumatic experience of the creepy flog he lived with.Shout out to our main man The Beer King for hydrating us this week with his own classic ... " Weak As Piss " even Mr Short cut is impressed and shit that's hard to do as he is an absolute flog..Any way legends stay tuned for next weeks episode we left this one open like a good movie!Chat To Yas Next Week.The Unprofessional Crew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!!! wow we have struck pure gold here .... We have brought in non other than Ashlee Bunney .... House hold name .... Perth Now celebrity .... Wedding Celebrant and much much more !We actually do our research for this guest and even surprise her in more ways then one .... its a wild ride.It was refreshing to get a female on the show who is an open book and says the C-Bomb more then us ... Which is a rare talent in its own right.Sit back and enjoy this one legends its a laugh from the start.. And if your keen to book this legend for any event see below link she is an absolute blast.Some more big news coming this month guys if you want to see that jump over so Patreon...Don't forget if you want to enter flog of the month send those yarns through and if your keen to get on the show send us a DM Chat to yes next week Ashlee Bunneyhttps://www.instagram.com/ashleebunney_celebrant?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sweet Lord .... Not much to say on this one as we are still recovering !!! 50lt keg was a bad idea ....... anyway have a listen to the campout episode where we get most of patterns on for a yarn !!! its a long one but well worth the listen If you wanna hang with us consider jumping over to Patreon and shout us a beer Speak to yes next week..... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!! Massive night when this one was recored ... was the night of the patreon camp and dear oh dear did it get messy.....Anyway ... Evo is backing out harder then you no what about his up and coming car purchase .... Edawg brings another informative inspirational fact act from his recent escapade at a bucks party .... Blow darting .... Sweet mother of god its not what you think Mr Short cut ... well we can't even remember what he brought in for this episode but we are sure it was useless.Oh and we drop a HUGE announcement ... Where headed to this years Perth 4WD & Adventure Show so stay tuned for that ..... Anyway we are off to get pissed off a 50lt keg from the legends Hogg Culture !!! If you want to send something in about the biggest flog you know DM us Some awesome things to win from Devils Accessory's Chat to use next week Yew !!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!! We made it episode 40.... the naughty 40's what a time to be alive... we dive straight in to some legendary yarns from Reggie The Poet .... serenading our ears with the rhymes from the times .. see what we did there.We talk ED that's right can't all be marathon runners some of us sprint .... Plot , Penis Pumps we go deep just like a Devils Accessory's Sex Toy. Mr Short Cut although not there finds Micheal Jackson alive and well and ready to fondle the mic , Dave Dave aint fooling us ... Oh and we spot a Mermaid in some creepy vids sent in.We have our Patreon camp kicking off Saturday and its not to late to join ... gonna be a night to remember so check that out.. Thanks for all the love 40 EP in its been a time Chat to use next week Cheers Evo & E-dawg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends .... WOW ! Tommy The Pommy drops into the studio ... Australia's biggest celebrity , you may remember him from his huge feature in the most accurate news outlet Perth Now !!!! Lol jokes Tommy drops in to have a quick chat about his 43rd wedding to the same woman and heading back to the mother land.Mr Dawg buys a new toy ... and not from the legends at Devils Accessory's , Evo brings back dumb news and no its not from Perth Now and well Mr Short cut actually brings some entertainment and some interesting facts to this weeks episode !!! oh and the one and only Beer King Brings in a tasty drop for the boys to wet there whistle with....And bang !!! just like that we approach the naughty 40's ... and we are about to get wild ...,. Patreon camp incoming so stay if that's up your alley head on over to Patreon and get on that.LOVE YAS Chat to you next week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hasn't the Hawk Tuah girl blown up ???? Evo used some of her spit and shined his scooter ,ready for the scooter derby with the legends at Devil Accessory's This episode kick off with a bang !!! the Dessert Slut going bang on our scooter ideas and insinuating we may be Jerk%*g each other off some what true but not really LOL ... Gorgeous George and the Hogg Culture gang definitely went BANG !!!! Beers on tap this episode thats right we had kegs in the studio ... The Kalamunda stout and because Short Cut and E-dawg are clowns The Jester ...Quite a funny Episode today with potentially The BEST YARN sent in by non other then Creber to add to this months Flog of the month .... Some great prizes to give away so send those yarns in legends and be apart of the show.We want to give a special thank you to everyone all over the world supporting the podcast much appreciated from the whole Unprofessional Fam remember to download those episodes it helps us so much Like always legends chat to ya's next week Much Love Evo , E-Dawg & The One And Only Short Cut Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends... Back with episode 37 from the home of the mighty Black & White Ducks !!! And in the studio this week none only then Swan Districts Royalty and Italys finest ... The Milan Model oh and Short Cut .... 0 Accolades besides being from Northam Some absolute bangers this week with a few great yarns for the FLOG awards some wild stories From Jag The Joker about the poor duck ... defiantly try some Devil Accessories sex toys before a duck or any animal.Mr Short Cut as always brings those hard hitting facts and live conspiracy theories to the table, with a moon scandal and some exclusive dirt on Area 51 and Bob Lazar..... ET would want to phone home !Oh and did we make a purchase of a lifetime ... thats right .... 4x Off-road scooters .... Watch this space Chat To Yes Next Week Cheers E-Dawg Evo oh and Mr Bacon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !! BANG huge episode for us this one as we are at the new location .... The Swansmen Lounge at the mighty Swans District Football Club.And what a way to kick it off with inviting none only then Gorgeous George in AKA The Beer King for a chat about all things alcohol and BEER , From the get go this is a banger with the resident Dessert Slut opening the show with a ripper yarn .... Would ya go down on ya mates mum ??????Mr Short Cut also drops in for the episode and actually adds value this week ....This Is the last episode to get your stories in about the biggest flog you know to WIN some elite prizes from the good people at Devil Accessories so send those through ASAP The best thing about this week tho is finding the best burger place in town 8 Napkins in Bassendean is a banger and will be our regular.Will talk to use legends next week Yew Cheers The Unprofitable Team Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Legends !!! Well we did it .... We won podcast of the year !!! just joking you know what we are like lol , We stole trophies at the one and only Perth Royal Beer Awards ... Shout out to the legends Hog Culture for inviting us and showing us a time and a massive congratulations to them for their achievements.Shout out to Gorgeous George for all the support dead set legend.Was a massive week from camping to events it had some chill and it had some hectic moments .This was the last episode in the mobile studio we are off to the home of the mighty black and white ducks and are about to start recording these episodes for YouTube. We hope you enjoy the stories from this one , and like alway send us those yarns in to get on the show and win some sick prizes.Chat to yas next week Cheers E-Dawg & Evo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.