The Wyrd Sisters

A storage container full of teddy bears, several getaway cars, and a taxidermy rat. What do these things have in common? They're all evidence in a series of heists and police reports warn shits about to get WYRD. We're talking crime this week. Organised crime. We're taking a break from everything grizzly and gory to bring you some wholesome content. As always, be sure to check the content warnings just in case. Lockdown 5 has fallen over Melbourne, Aus and with the rest of the world still very much on fire, we think it is time for a well deserved break. So sit down, pour yourself a cup of tea (or something stronger) and relax with these tales three. Mask up, get vaccinated when able, and save Halloween. We love you. Visit www.wyrdsisterspodcast.com for all the extras. Content Warnings: Brief mention of rape and suicide. The Wyrd Sisters Podcast is written, recorded, and produced on Wurundjeri land. We acknowledge the Traditional Custodians of the land: the peoples of the Kulin Nation and pay our respect to their elders past, present, and emerging. Music: “Halloween Creep” by Bruised via Envato - - - Sources - - - The 300 Million Yen Robbery https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/300_million_yen_robbery https://www.news.com.au/world/japan-heist-remains-unsolved-44-years-on/news-story/4155fd5e0206d8a299a2948cdb1e68c7 https://moneyweek.com/363610/10-december-1968-the-300-million-yen-robbery https://medium.com/of-misdeeds-and-mysteries/unsolved-japans-three-hundred-million-yen-affair-b28ab3e66d73 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7885696/ https://www.vintag.es/2020/12/300-million-yen-robbery.html https://www.thevintagenews.com/2018/09/18/300-milion-yen/ https://www.scmp.com/news/asia/east-asia/article/2177413/who-was-mysterious-motorcyclist-behind-infamous-japanese-heist Beanie Baby Burglary https://dailyjournalonline.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/four-charged-after-beanie-babies-heist/article_27020ad6-cd4c-554b-9039-5e58a3812058.html https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1998/04/23/beanie-baby-mania-goes-criminal/8baadce6-1a53-4e5d-b6a6-45d58b6e8925/ https://moneyinc.com/most-expensive-beanie-babies/ https://apnews.com/article/8837e14bbd0083cc377bbd15de7f7d63 https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/66006/12-media-accounts-beanie-babies-hysteria-circa-1990s Banksy's Anti-Heist https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4559961 https://www.dazeddigital.com/art-photography/article/41743/1/banksy-girl-with-balloon-painting-pranks-sotherbys-london https://www.wired.com/2006/11/banksy-infiltra/ http://www.woostercollective.com/post/a-wooster-exclusive-banksy-hits-new-yorks-most-famous-museums-all-of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPAT47fSvDw https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/2966c437-9ccf-4477-a30b-5dc751cafdf7 https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/the-story-behind-banksy-4310304/ https://www.widewalls.ch/magazine/most-expensive-banksy-artworks-at-auctions/keep-it-spotless Wall And Piece by Banksy (Book)

Animals are the best people. Fight us if you disagree. You'll win, for we are pre-arthritic and collapse at the thought of having to perform a high school beep test, but we'll attempt to anyway. Today we discuss the marvellous menageries of Nazi-era Germany, the best helpers a war effort could ask for, and the high key human trash that live for exotic animal ownership. Please forgive our lengthy absence with this extra girthy episode of bizarre beasts

Cemeteries: the iconic first date site for goths and socially awkward weirdos the world round. What's not to love about secret bat treasure, burped up bodies, and vampire-obsessed mobs? Romance is in the air on Lacey's Mystery History Hour! Take a break and listen along as Lacey takes Tay and Laura on a trip down cemetery lane (Cue dated My Chemical Romance track), discussing statues rubbed raw by shameless single hands seeking husbands and some good old seventies satanic panic. Visit www.wyrdsisterspodcast.com for all the extras. Content Warnings: Discussions of rape, gore, violence against children, violence against animals. The Wyrd Sisters Podcast is written, recorded, and produced on Wurundjeri land. We acknowledge the Traditional Custodians of the land: the peoples of the Kulin Nation and pay our respect to their elders past, present, and emerging. Music: “Halloween Creep” by Bruised via Envato Sources: Highgate Cemetery: HighgateCemetery.org Wikipedia Atlas Obscura Wikipedia The Guardian My London La Recoleta Cemetery: Wikipedia The Culture Trip Atlas Obscura Lonely Planet Afar Landing Panda Pere Lachiase: Wikipedia Paris Info The Culture Trip Atlas Obscura

A return to casting (spells and pods alike) and a return to the roots that may have had a hand in making us wyrd - horror films watched way too early in our tender youth. Do you recall a time before morbid curiosity took hold, dear listener? We do - sort of. Thank you, questionable parenting skills, for your hand in shaping our deranged coven. This week Lacey, Tay and Laura bring you a restorative brew of whacked-out film lore - from actual on-screen deaths to the horrifying inspiration behind iconic 90s slashers. Visit www.wyrdsisterspodcast.com for all the extras. Content Warnings: Discussions of rape, gore, violence against children, violence against animals. The Wyrd Sisters Podcast is written, recorded, and produced on Wurundjeri land. We acknowledge the Traditional Custodians of the land: the peoples of the Kulin Nation and pay our respect to their elders past, present, and emerging. Music: “Halloween Creep” by Bruised via Envato Sources: Film Deaths: Looper IMBD History Collective Classic Movie Hub The Guardian Youtube Ain't It Cool News HowStuffWorks Listverse Hopes and Fears Looper The Sun Bloody Disgusting New York Times Wikipedia Shudder - Cursed Films The Exorcist: IMBD Mental Floss Wikipedia Shudder - Cursed Films Scream:

We're back! Thank you for your patience and a thousand blessings upon your house. Now, pour yourself a delightful glass of curdled milk or blood (we won't judge) and heed these warnings three! A South African sex pest, a beautiful murder bird wife, or a maniac with a hook for a hand might be lurking around the next corner! We're talking boogeymen this week. Intruders that go bump in the night, judge your messy house, and then force-feed you baby food. A little lost? You'll just have to listen. Segments: The Tikolosh, Schnabelperchten, and Cropsey with a Willem DaFoe appreciation interlude. Content Warnings: Discussions of rape, gore, violence against children, violence against disabled peoples, kidnapping. The Wyrd Sisters Podcast is written, recorded, and produced on Wurundjeri land. We acknowledge the Traditional Custodians of the land: the peoples of the Kulin Nation and pay our respect to their elders past, present, and emerging. Music: “Halloween Creep” by Bruised via Envato Sources: Tikolosh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTdIwEg5niQ ‘Needle Implantation Ascribed to ‘Tikoloshe.'” The Lancet, Vol. 342 , No. 8882, 1993, pp. 1304.' https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/tokoloshe Schnabelperchten: · https://www.boneandsickle.com/tag/schnabelperchten/ · https://austrianadaptation.com/blog/perchten-austrias-wild-pagan-festival#:~:text=Perchten%20is%20an%20ancient%20pagan,through%20the%20centre%20of%20villages.&text=All%20up%20the%20costumes%20can,drumming%20in%20the%20village%20streets · https://www.raurisertal.at/en/region/traditions-folk-customs/schnabelperchten/ · https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MszCKZsGx44 Cropsey: · https://allthatsinteresting.com/andre-rand-cropsey · https://the-line-up.com/cropsey-monster-of-staten-island · https://classicnewyorkhistory.com/history-of-willowbrook-and-the-terrifying-legend-of-cropsey/ · https://www.nytimes.com/1987/08/14/nyregion/body-unearthed-on-si-is-that-of-missing-girl.html · https://thoughtcatalog.com/steven-casale/2015/03/creepy-history-cropsey-the-monster-of-staten-island/

We are back with Secure Contain Protect round two. SCP in the secure UNIT! In this episode we bring you another three of our favourite frightening fictions from the OG online creative collective. Featuring SCP 2086, SCP 1875, and SCP 294. As always, we provide plenty of anecdotes to further enforce why the three of us may need special containment ourselves. Highlights include: the best drink known to man (spoilers, it's L&P), the first Wyrd Sisters discovered SCP: Tim Curry Teapot, and the fractured friendship of Lacey and Tay (will they learn to love again?). Content Warnings: Child death, abduction, mentions of food, mentions of alcohol SCP 2086 is written by Morgiepie SCP 1875 is written by TheMadStork SCP 294 is written by far2

Dirty, dirty topic repeaters. Or are we? We had agreed on this week's theme to be Oceans 2.0 but, it's more Oceans Adjacent 1.5? We cover lakes, experimental medicine, and floating cities. Whatever kind of plan we originally had for this episode, Poseidon has it now. Join us for some solid chats covering such topics as: a haunted skeleton lake, how to become Aquaman (kind of?), and why you should not book a cruise next winter. Or ever. Visit www.wyrdsisterspodcast.com for all the extras. Intro and outro music: Halloween Creep by Bruised via Envato Market CONTENT WARNINGS: Death, descriptions of gore, burn injuries, brief discussions of suicide, human trafficking and rape, brief discussion of body weight, kidnapping, murder, medical procedure, brief descriptions of injured animals. Information and sources: Businessinsider.com, wound research.com, Journal of Surgical Procedurevia NCBI.com, Vice, Reddit

Our episode this week starts with the rising of the sun (king) and ends with the waning of the moon (king). Sandwiched in the middle is a collection of botched beheadings and effed-up executions so grim you'll be glad you're a nobody. Episode 29 is all about Rotten Royals. Highlights include: the importance of bathing, the truth behind your favourite childhood movie, and why you should never meet your heroes. Our stories are so awful they'll make you say “Yuck… I love it!” Content warnings: medical procedure, discussions of gore, violence involving animals, executions, death, torture, suicide, homophobia Sources: OMGfacts.com, Tidsskriftet.com, Britannica, Hekoten International Journal of Medical Humanities, Stanford healthcare.org,

A big round of applause for La who is joining us this week in Lacey's absence. Y'all know when La is on the pod, things get gross. This week we celebrate all the weird and wonderful nightmare fuel in medical history. Some old school gross shit. From power tools to invasive parasites to pool noodles, we've got some seriously squeamish stories just for you. Remember, whenever in doubt: don't put household objects, animals, or power tools inside yourself. Don't be pre-nut stupid. Be post-nut smart. Send all of your love to Lacey who will be back with us soon. The Wyrd Sisters Podcast is produced on Wurundjeri land. We acknowledge the Traditional Custodians of the land, the peoples of the Kulin Nation and pay our respect to their Elders past, present and emerging. Content warnings: non-consensual surgery, childbirth, pregnancy, miscarriage, infant death, parasites, weird sex shit, bestiality, gore Sources: MammaMia, Homa Khaleeli via The Guardian, The Principles of Midwifery by John Aitken, All That Is Interesting, Rain Noe via Core77, Mental Floss, Business Insider, The Pregnancy Zone, TOMO News US, Did You Know Facts?, NBC News, The Richest.com, Buzzfeed, Thomas Morris via new Scientist.com. Music: “Halloween Creep” by Bruised via Envato

Smell you later, 2020! Hello 2021! Welcome back, coven, to another year of wyrd and wonderful shit delivered to you personally by your three favourite witches. In this episode we go back to our roots and share three grisly tales of murder from our hometowns. From singed, silk pyjamas to grotty balaclavas to petrified pooches, you're in for a wild ride. Who said Aussie true crime was boring? Some drongo, probably. Tangent topics include: face tattoos, an astronomical medical fuck up, Christmas desserts. TRIGGER WARNINGS: Sexual assault involving minors, Rape, Murder, Home Invasion, Abduction, Hit and Run.

Would you drink Laura's blood cocktail? Sip the sweet nectar of Lacey's swollen dry-shaved lumps? Tongue Tay's eviscerated armpit? You might, if you're the type to shimmy down chimneys in the dead of night to gain access to a stranger's home. We're on to you, Fat Man. We know your ways. Come with us on the final episode of the hellish mess that has been 2020 - happy anniversary, coven! And pleasant holidays all round

Desert, Tundra, the funky Jungle. The trifecta of cursed expeditions. Let us take you on a round-the-world trip with these three idiotic tales. A race to the top of Australia - interrupted by rats, the polar bear war, and the holiday cabin from hell, and finally, a nine-month long walk home that ends in dysentery. You don't need your passport, you don't even have to leave your house, mate. Kick back and enjoy. Highlights include: Laura's Polar Bear Fact Corner and a lot of yelling. Big thank you to our wonderful La: friend of the pod and honorary coven member. They stand in for Lacey this week! Tune into episode 26 for a life update! Content Warnings: Death, animal death, mention of slavery, we drop the C bomb a lot (Sorry mum!)

We'll put a spell on you. Come and explore the beautiful, mysterious, and misunderstood culture of Voudon, commonly known as Voodoo. This culture isn't all pins in dolls and hexes. We're talking A Game of Thrones levels of intrigue. Was the fact that Voodoo was so misunderstood, the force that gave it power? Come with us on this journey, and don't forget your plastic hairdressing cape. Content Warning: rape, slavery, graphic descriptions of gore and violence, murder

All Hallow's Eve approaches and we have three spectacular tales of haunting real estate just for you. Yes, you who is reading this description. We recorded this episode specifically for you because we love you. Ain't that grand? Now, follow us through the chapel... mind the oubliette. Then we'll pass by the trebuchet. Don't mind the drumming. We'll exit through the trapdoor into the dungeon. The neighbours are lovely... very high-spirited. As always, wash your hands, stay safe, and protect Halloween. Content/Trigger Warnings: child death, torture

Double-double check your pill bottles, deduce your desserts, and maybe… don't go to the theatre. Trust us, just don't go. Stay in for dinner, but don't sign any weird insurance policies from an estranged lover. Ok, don't even bother with visitors. Just pop a couple of Tylenol and call us in the morning. Wait… It's Poison week and the first episode of Spooky Season 2020. Stay home, wash your hands, and listen to your favourite hags. We have three tantalising tales of murder, foul play, and everything that makes you sick. (Including a journey in which we get side-tracked by teeth.) Content Warnings: mention of child death, Thalidomide, Terrorism, Hostage Situations

What is your precise time of birth? Do you have intimate knowledge of your sun, moon and rising signs? Are you a Libra man? We're here to let you know that none of it matters because any old idiot can take a bedazzled sex toy to your head, no matter your star sign. This week we investigate blinged-out phalluses, knives so flexible they break all the Hauge conventions, and an absolutely killer console - pun 100% intended. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include infant death, discussions of homophobia and hate crimes.

Father's Day, the day where spawn everywhere tear their hair out trying to decide which last-minute gift dad will hate the least: the overpriced chocolate golf balls or the Lynx Africa body wash set? We love you, Dad, we just don't know what to buy you. In honour of fathers everywhere, we're here to tell you about three top-tier terrible daddies: a god-fearing Lutheran, a Winchester-toting rancher, and an extremely sensuous horse. Sit back, relax, and ponder life's greatest questions with your friendly coven of willfully wyrd sisters - like, is it fighting capitalism to clean your washing machine with piss, or is Gwyneth Paltrow just the worst? Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include child death.

Volcanic eruption? Sounds like an excellent opportunity to surf on a crocodile. Why not? With a 36-metre tall tsunami cruising in, it doesn't look like either of you are making it out of this one anyway. Featuring a brief but embarrassing few seconds of exceedingly average singing, this week's episode is a few days behind but she is absolutely brimming with nature's vengeance. It's the revenge of Gaia with three terrifying tales of natural disasters from your favourite coven of creeps. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include child death.

I fell in the pit. You fell in the pit. We all fell in the pit. As a tribute to one of the greatest musical compisitions of all time, this week's episode features (surprise) a pit. It also features new microphones! Revel in the slightly less tinny quality of our fortnightly screeching as we discuss three horrific disasters put in motion by man's own hand. What is child labour against marginal profits? Would you value your pride over an entire city's ability to see? Of course you would! Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include suicide and child death.

Some people listen to a story about a haunted rock that has murdered everyone who has ever owned it and cleverly reject that shit - other people get down on one knee and give it to the love of their life. In week three of Victoria's stage three Covid lockdown we discuss three haunted objects that potentially have the power to flick you off this mortal coil. This is our last episode before The Wyrd Sisters receives an audio upgrade! Stay tuned for superior sound quality. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include suicide.

Is it a romance when the girl you sweep off her feet has been dead long enough that her scalp has decayed away? No, Carl, it's not. We're back to our regularly scheduled trio of traumatic tales for your aural pleasure. Listen along and answer some of life's greatest questions with us, like why do some people read 'triple murderer' and think 'choke me, daddy; and how many times can Tay say the word 'bizarre' in a fifteen minute segment? Let us know your count on our facebook page, along with which convicted murderer you'd like to court death with and what object you could see as your life partner. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include necrophilia and rape.

Revenge. We've all thought about it: changing the password on your ex's Netflix account, ripping the head off a beloved sibling's barbie doll, absolutely annihilating the entire town that murdered your husband with birds and rags and dancing on the ashes... Look, let's just get used to putting warnings on things because Laura doesn't know how to chill out and talk about something that isn't super depressing. This week our first story features animal abuse - if you want to skip please feel free to ahead go straight to the 37 minute mark. Pass go, collect your Covid governement money and wash your god damn hands

If you go out to the woods today you'll probably end up in a badly scripted student horror film. Uni has been kicking our butts so we present you with an episode from the vault! Enjoy three tales of spooky clumps of trees complete with the pre-covid carefree chatter of the Wyrd Sisters. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include suicide and child abuse.

Happy Mother's Day witches! This year we made literally the worst mother's day podcast , just for you. Featuring that dumb bitch Diane Downs, white goods, a hospital of blind doctors and the golden god himself, Fred Hugi. This episode features another GIANT WARNING: this episode is sad. Please be aware of the below trigger warnings. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include child abuse, spousal abuse, and child death.

Kids are creepy. Secretly we're all frightened of anyone under the age of 15 and with good reason - murder babies are terrifying. Today we cover three cases concerning criminal children: Daniel Petry, Mary Bell, and Jesse Pomeroy. Let's just place a GIANT WARNING HERE: this episode is messed up. Please be aware of the below trigger warnings. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include child abuse, child death and sexual abuse.

We keep losing people in the woods and only David Paulides, Bigfoot Detective, knows where to find them. Would the Italian mob burn a bunch of kids alive to send a message? Maybe. We certainly don't know, but we're going to talk about it like we do. Tune in, wash your hands, and post 'CROATOAN' on your socials so everyone knows you're busy. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Trigger warnings include child death.

By special listener request, this week we bring for you a trove of buck wild tales from the vaults of The SPC Foundation. Dive into the depths of internet-born horror. We begin with a soft drink, a VHS tape, and an eel. 'Remember: We secure. We contain. We protect.' -The Administrator Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing.

What do you do with decrepit, haunted hospitals that have been the scene of gangland shootings and sadistic experiments? Slap on a coat of paint and chuck old people in them, of course. Seeing as we're all isolated thanks to COVID-19, why not relax and reminisce about the times when dumping not-quite-dead-yet plague victims on a pyre was in vogue? Chill, wash your hands, have a kitkat. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing.

Spiders, piles of dirty clothing, the Blair Witch, mannequins, Scooby-Doo, and a single hair. Turns out weird kids with weird fears turn out to be weird adults with weirder podcasts. Welcome to the Wyrd Sisters Episode 8, where we retreive Lacey from the depths of a hospital supply closet and remember all the things that had us yelling for mum with the night light on. P.S. The Animals of Farthing Wood was fucked and we want to know who thought it was a good idea to make it a kids show. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing.

Filled with bad puns and drop bears. Prepare to be wowed by tales of bogan aliens, evil billabongs, and the most horrifying beast our fair island has to offer: teenagers. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains mentions of deceased Indiginous Australians and depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Further trigger warnings include mutilation and child death.

Microscopic leeches from the Amazon rainforest, ravenous shoals of flesh-stripping piranhas, Nelly Furtado: man-eaters all. Happy pre-Valentines day, precious listeners. This week Tay, Laura and replacement Lacey (AKA Lauren) disgust and delight with three tales of terrifying creature consumption. Special thanks to Lauren for her help with this episode while Lacey recuperates from spinal surgery (thoughts and prayers). Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Further trigger warnings include mutilation, Australians, and child death.

Some people collect coins, some people collect human skull soup bowls. This week The Wyrd Sisters are down to two as our dear Lacey undergoes emergency spinal surgery (seriously). Thankfully, special guest Lauren is with us to discuss three bizarre collections from around the world and across history. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Further trigger warnings include mutilation and child death.

What do desquamation, freak propeller accidents and hypodermic cone shell needles have in common? They're all featured in The Wyrd Sisters' first episode of 2020. This week's oceanic theme takes us into the tragic fate of the Titanic and her sisters, the single largest instance of humans eaten alive by animals, and a cruisy tour of Australia's deadliest sea babies. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing.

'Twas three nights after Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a bearded, cookie-thieving home invader. Welcome listeners, to the Wyrd Sisters' Christmas episode. We are a day late for our regular scheduled broadcasting but fear not, for this week we bring you a whole host of creepy stories featuring spider men, mysterious axe murderers, and haunted tea kettles. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. Further trigger warnings include infant death, child abuse/violence towards children, suicide and gore.

Happy Holidays witches! Your craving for information shall be satiated in this special Yuletide treat - an episode zero where we three crones answer thirty creepy queries from Simply Kenna's 'Spooky Halloween Tag'. Join us as we argue over unrealistic zombie apocalypse scenarios, sibling violence, and whether it would be better to be stabbed with a knife or a dirty syringe.   Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing. 

We made it to episode two! And we picked the most auspicious day possible to post it

Welcome to the first episode of The Wyrd Sisters, a podcast for the morbidly curious. Featuring three crones trapped in the prematurely creaky bodies of 20-something year olds, every fortnight we tell one another a disturbing tale linked by a single creepy theme. For episode one we set the tone with the (un)family-friendly theme of cannibalism! We talk Sawney Bean, Francisco Goya and cannibal frat boys. Please note that this podcast contains mature content. This episode contains depictions of violence that some listeners may find disturbing.