WorldAroundEwe's podcast

Here's How To Make People Think You're Not scared Of Vampires

Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2026 4:50

Man Will Sing (about anything) www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe for extra episodes

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Here's How To Make People Think Your Dog Has Gotten Sexier

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2026 3:59

She was looking a bit woof www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To make People Think You Keep Killing Cats

Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2026 3:58

pspspspspsorry guys. I have fixed the audio Support the show and get more content too www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Resurrect Graham Cambourne

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2026 6:35

HE WILL BE BACK support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe and get bonus episodes and more.

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Here's How To Get Your Nan To Start Putting Out Again

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2026 5:17

It's time she gets back out there Support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Damage The Relationship You Have Your Wife

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2026 5:31

Make that home environment frosty. Fat Pete Prints Discount Code is IHATEMYWIFE www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe

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Swapcast: BilalDoesNotCare interviews WorldAroundEwe

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2026 30:08

Bilal will be editing this for his Youtube too and clipping it for his socials so if you see it about give it a look. Was a very fun, very silly interview. It is nice getting asked daft questions and being able to give daft answers. Bilal's Links: https://www.youtube.com/@bilaldoesnotcare https://www.instagram.com/bilaldoesnotcare/ https://www.linktr.ee/bilaldoesnotcare https://www.tiktok.com/@bilaldoesnotcare

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Here's How To Fake Your Death To Avoid That Prior Commitment

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2026 8:10

Can't lie, not sure the Paul Simon song works www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make An Emergency Situation Worse

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2026 5:31

From bad to worse Support the show and get more www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Advertise Your Backstreet Caesarean Business

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2026 7:48

To help you get over the hump of marketing. For more content and to support the show - www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe all other links www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Market An Air Fryer

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2026 10:11

Just a few ways to help you get your foot in the door in the Air Fryer game. Support the podcast by giving £3 a month and get downloads for all my books (saving about £9 compared to downloading them individually), get access to over 350 exclusive episodes of the podcast and get a message whenever I am about to list a new rat pencilcase. www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How to Engineer A Creature

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2026 8:22

Who's the scientist now? Suport the show and get LOADS of exclusive content here www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make People Think There Is A Governmental Body Trying To Secretly Replace Dogs with Identical Yet Sterilised Dogs

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2026 6:31

Get the message out there support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Get Fired

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2026 5:07

So you don't like earning money to survive? If you don't like having money why not support the show for £3 a month and get extra content www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Dispose of Those Old Car Batteries

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2026 6:34

Don't be messing with batteries, you can be charged. Support the show and get more content www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make Steve Think His Cat's Dead

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2026 5:04

Steve your cats deaaaaaaaaaad Want more episodes and to support the show? www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

Here's How You Can Upset A Chicken

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2026 10:29

When Chickens Cry support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Trick Them Into Thinking You Have A Microwave In Your Car

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2026 6:27

You get a full song in this one, don't think I've done that before. If you like the show leave a rating, like or subscribe. support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe for loads of extra episodes

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Here's How To Make Steve Hankley's Wife Leave Him After His Recent Operation

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2026 6:42

She deserves a full Steve Support the show - www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Taxidermy Q&A

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2026 58:23

Answering your questions Get more episodes and MORE www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe Fat Pete's Prints is back https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4435002554/fisting-hurts-shirt New Tiktoks - www.linktr.ee/cutevintages

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Here's How to Throw A Better New Years Eve Party than your Neighbour, Emily Dridbit

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2025 5:58

Why should she have all the fun support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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The Cock Wombler

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2025 46:44

The cryptid that nobody is talking about! support the show: www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe Sources: https://www.weirdretro.org.uk/the-mystery-of-the-wold-newton-meteorite.html https://obscurban-legend.fandom.com/wiki/Pennine_Pterodactyl https://www.anniversaryideas.co.uk/year/1964/what-happened-in-1964-uk-icons/?srsltid=AfmBOoqLwc924o4dAVxEgg5f5ds3fvOdFKl08U87Rag0Ws1QTS-1PG8w

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Here's How To Make Your Kid Scared of The Tooth Fairy

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2025 6:10

If they don't want her in the house you save about 20 quid in tooth tax! Support the shows and get access to more here www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Convince Your Uncle He Is An MOT Technician

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2025 4:51

This one was suggested by a listener in a livestream. Leave your suggestions in the comments! Suport the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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An Idioms Guide

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2025 17:02

A shameless plug of my book that you have all ignored. If you join the Patreon for the £3 tier you can download this and my other books included with the subscription! Support the podcasts here www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe Buy the book from Amazon https://amzn.eu/d/38rivkv Buy it from my website https://worldaroundewe.com/search?q=an+idioms+guide&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

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Cameo #14 - Tig Biddy Dave Rides Again

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2025 18:33

Tig Biddy Dave is back and he is more popular than ever. Order a cameo here www.cameo.com/worldaroundewe support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Policy Boy

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2025 42:56

A part 2 to '#87 - Policy Boys', an episode of Troof Seeking (my other podcast) - it felt a shame to waste a good list. I would say to listen to that first then come back to this. Troof Seeking - https://open.spotify.com/episode/6Iu9fYQqCxUqDox0XQHJeF?si=KoknUuXaSNGX8-SW2AOv2A support the show and join the Patreon - www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make Emily Dridbit Turn Her Back on God So That She Wont Be Able To Bother You In Heaven

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2025 6:14

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Here's How To Stop Your Next Door Neighbour, Emily Dridbit From Having Her 4th Home Birth

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2025 4:32

You've had enough of the smells support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Get A Table At Kurt Hutching's Carboot

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2025 5:03

It is a pretty prestigious pitch. Support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Flirt With The Ginger Haired Woman Who Works at The Local DIY, Home Improvement and Garden Centre Shop We All Know The Name Of

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2025 7:52

support the show and get more episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

Daily Update 185 - Use It Or Lose It Fairy

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2025 10:40

I'm a bit too busy this week to get a show done, so here is one of my favourite ideas that has previously been locked away behind a paywall on Patreon. Audio has gotten better over the years and you can hear my dog snoring in the background. But if you overlook that you should enjoy what's in this. I did. To get more and support the show go to www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Blame Your Elderly Neighbour Ian Anderson

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2025 5:42

Everyone needs a scapegoat Support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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#002 Taxidermy Tales - I'm Skin To That

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2025 15:09

The squeekwal that nobody asked for Join patreon and support the show here www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Tongue Kiss Your Dad

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2025 6:44

10 Tips to hide from your mum Get exclusive episodes and support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Aladdin and The Hidden Messages

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2025 140:25

This is a story with a lad in it called Aladdin. Support the show and get extra episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make People Think You're Called Barry

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 5:01

The B the A the R the R the Y ... It's Barry Want more episodes? Support the show and get exclusive content www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Daily Update #325 - Quick Flask In The Pan

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2025 22:40

Imagining a world with more flask usage. Support the show and get more shows www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make It Seem Like You're A Serial Killer

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2025 4:02

There's no need for violence Support the show and get more episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Invisible Flying Monsters

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2025 60:33

Where have they gone? support the show and get exclusive episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_(optical_phenomenon) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anomalocaris https://www.onthisday.com/events/date/1886 https://medium.com/@jefferey.d.moore/skyfish-and-flying-rods-the-strangest-animal-that-never-existed-5073da592cb0 https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Crawfordsville_Monster https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_jelly http://www.newanimal.org/a-beasts.htm

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Here's How To Hide Your Mince

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 5:25

Hide that beef Support the show and get more episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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My Cousin Vinny's Hidden Messages

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 89:05

Taking a look at the 1992 classic starring Marisa Tomei and Joe Pesci and trying to see if there is any hidden messages in there that could have seeped into the viewers brain. Want to support the show? www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Patreon Taster - Strange Stories/ Amazing Facts Part 1 - Give Him Some Space

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 43:41

On Patreon I do a series called Storytime With Jack where I read and analyse the book as I go through, often just making stuff up as well to confuse you. I enjoy it and the Patreon subscribers that bother to listen seem to enjoy them too. As always I put the first one out publically to tempt you in. You can get more shows on my patreon www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make Your First Date Go Smoothly

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2025 5:15

Dating tips from an idiot that cuts up rats Support the show and get more episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Toy Story's Hidden Messages - Part 2

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 101:54

I'm back with part 2 of my list of things that didn't quite sit well with me in Toy Story Support the show and get more episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Deal With A Mouse Infestation

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 3:43

Here's How to get rid of those pesky visitors Support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Toy Story's Hidden Messages - Part 1

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2025 100:54

I spent about 9 hours painstakingly watching Toy Story making notes for you about anything that looked like proaganda, tasted like predictive programming or even had a faint whiff of real world foreshadowing. I'm back with BRAND NEW unheard episodes now, this was originally recorded for Threshold, but it was that long that I just refused to edit it and then I never used it - until now! It is available ad-free on my Patreon and in one 3 HOUR+ episode to listen to right now - www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

#004 - Grokkin' Ants

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 54:07

Let's say I wanted to develop a mech suit made from a dead guy and fill it with ants, how would I go about that? I ask Grok strange questions and get it to tell me more and more about the idea. This is episode 4 in that series which is only available on my Patreon - www.Patreon.com/WorldAroundEwe

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#001 Taxidermy Tales - Skin In the Game

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 16:02

I have been making taxidermy for about 8 years now, but I'm not sure if you have seen the little stories I write for some of my items. This is a way of me reusing some of that stuff to try and get monetised on Youtube. If you want to watch things like this early and get access to loads of exclusive content join the patreon - www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe If you want to find what I have available at the moment look on my website www.worldaroundewe This is the first episode, so I plan on it being on Patreon initially for a few days, then I will release it as a video on Youtube publically and as audio on my podcast feeds. so if you would like to see the video version go to my Youtube.

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An Idioms Guide Release Announcement

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 2:23

It is out today to download and this afternoon the paperback will also be available on my website. If you would like to download my 5th book for £1 use the code WAEPOD on www.worldaroundewe.com If you would like all my books and 300+ podcasts too join my Patreon for £3 www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Daily Update 312 - The Visitor

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 8:22

You'd become an an urban legend. You can listen to more episodes like this and support the show here www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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