WorldAroundEwe's podcast

Here's How To Make People Think You're A Scientist

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2026 6:15

It's been a while since we had a dig at "scientists" All the links www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe

Would Ewe Rather #001 - Old Man Milk

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2026 34:08

I am joined for another pilot episode by my Mrs, for a show that was her idea. Play along in the comments, did we make the right choices? Support the podcasts here www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make The Woman From Facebook Marketplace Feel Uncomfortable When She Comes To Collect

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2026 6:41

She wants a bargain, but she's getting more than she bargained for. Support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe

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Facts & Fibbers: #001 Cat Blood BBL

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2026 11:35

Very exciting! OddAndCute took part in an episode. We will see what people think of this and if people enjoy it we will do more. Play along in the comments! Odd And Cute's links: www.linktr.ee/oddandcute Cute Vintages Links (Our Joint Account): www.linktr.ee/cutevintages My links: www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Relieve The Tension In The Hospital Waiting Room

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2026 7:42

Something to take their minds off what is no doubt going to be terrible news. support the show and get more episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe Try my other podcast, Troof Seeking

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Here's How To Make Someone Think You Have Hidden Food

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2026 5:56

It's important people think you are doing well www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe for more content and to support the show

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Here's How To Nail Your Father's Funeral

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2026 6:24

Buried or burned it doesn't matter. for more episodes and exclusive content go to www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make People Think You're Not scared Of Vampires

Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2026 4:50

Man Will Sing (about anything) www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe for extra episodes

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Here's How To Make People Think Your Dog Has Gotten Sexier

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2026 3:59

She was looking a bit woof www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To make People Think You Keep Killing Cats

Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2026 3:58

pspspspspsorry guys. I have fixed the audio Support the show and get more content too www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Resurrect Graham Cambourne

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2026 6:35

HE WILL BE BACK support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe and get bonus episodes and more.

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Here's How To Get Your Nan To Start Putting Out Again

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2026 5:17

It's time she gets back out there Support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Damage The Relationship You Have Your Wife

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2026 5:31

Make that home environment frosty. Fat Pete Prints Discount Code is IHATEMYWIFE www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe

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Swapcast: BilalDoesNotCare interviews WorldAroundEwe

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2026 30:08

Bilal will be editing this for his Youtube too and clipping it for his socials so if you see it about give it a look. Was a very fun, very silly interview. It is nice getting asked daft questions and being able to give daft answers. Bilal's Links: https://www.youtube.com/@bilaldoesnotcare https://www.instagram.com/bilaldoesnotcare/ https://www.linktr.ee/bilaldoesnotcare https://www.tiktok.com/@bilaldoesnotcare

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Here's How To Fake Your Death To Avoid That Prior Commitment

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2026 8:10

Can't lie, not sure the Paul Simon song works www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make An Emergency Situation Worse

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2026 5:31

From bad to worse Support the show and get more www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Advertise Your Backstreet Caesarean Business

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2026 7:48

To help you get over the hump of marketing. For more content and to support the show - www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe all other links www.linktr.ee/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Market An Air Fryer

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2026 10:11

Just a few ways to help you get your foot in the door in the Air Fryer game. Support the podcast by giving £3 a month and get downloads for all my books (saving about £9 compared to downloading them individually), get access to over 350 exclusive episodes of the podcast and get a message whenever I am about to list a new rat pencilcase. www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How to Engineer A Creature

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2026 8:22

Who's the scientist now? Suport the show and get LOADS of exclusive content here www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make People Think There Is A Governmental Body Trying To Secretly Replace Dogs with Identical Yet Sterilised Dogs

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2026 6:31

Get the message out there support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Get Fired

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2026 5:07

So you don't like earning money to survive? If you don't like having money why not support the show for £3 a month and get extra content www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Dispose of Those Old Car Batteries

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2026 6:34

Don't be messing with batteries, you can be charged. Support the show and get more content www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make Steve Think His Cat's Dead

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2026 5:04

Steve your cats deaaaaaaaaaad Want more episodes and to support the show? www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

Here's How You Can Upset A Chicken

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2026 10:29

When Chickens Cry support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Trick Them Into Thinking You Have A Microwave In Your Car

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2026 6:27

You get a full song in this one, don't think I've done that before. If you like the show leave a rating, like or subscribe. support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe for loads of extra episodes

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Here's How To Make Steve Hankley's Wife Leave Him After His Recent Operation

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2026 6:42

She deserves a full Steve Support the show - www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Taxidermy Q&A

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2026 58:23

Answering your questions Get more episodes and MORE www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe Fat Pete's Prints is back https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4435002554/fisting-hurts-shirt New Tiktoks - www.linktr.ee/cutevintages

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Here's How to Throw A Better New Years Eve Party than your Neighbour, Emily Dridbit

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2025 5:58

Why should she have all the fun support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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The Cock Wombler

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2025 46:44

The cryptid that nobody is talking about! support the show: www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe Sources: https://www.weirdretro.org.uk/the-mystery-of-the-wold-newton-meteorite.html https://obscurban-legend.fandom.com/wiki/Pennine_Pterodactyl https://www.anniversaryideas.co.uk/year/1964/what-happened-in-1964-uk-icons/?srsltid=AfmBOoqLwc924o4dAVxEgg5f5ds3fvOdFKl08U87Rag0Ws1QTS-1PG8w

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Here's How To Make Your Kid Scared of The Tooth Fairy

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2025 6:10

If they don't want her in the house you save about 20 quid in tooth tax! Support the shows and get access to more here www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Convince Your Uncle He Is An MOT Technician

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2025 4:51

This one was suggested by a listener in a livestream. Leave your suggestions in the comments! Suport the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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An Idioms Guide

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2025 17:02

A shameless plug of my book that you have all ignored. If you join the Patreon for the £3 tier you can download this and my other books included with the subscription! Support the podcasts here www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe Buy the book from Amazon https://amzn.eu/d/38rivkv Buy it from my website https://worldaroundewe.com/search?q=an+idioms+guide&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

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Cameo #14 - Tig Biddy Dave Rides Again

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2025 18:33

Tig Biddy Dave is back and he is more popular than ever. Order a cameo here www.cameo.com/worldaroundewe support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Policy Boy

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2025 42:56

A part 2 to '#87 - Policy Boys', an episode of Troof Seeking (my other podcast) - it felt a shame to waste a good list. I would say to listen to that first then come back to this. Troof Seeking - https://open.spotify.com/episode/6Iu9fYQqCxUqDox0XQHJeF?si=KoknUuXaSNGX8-SW2AOv2A support the show and join the Patreon - www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make Emily Dridbit Turn Her Back on God So That She Wont Be Able To Bother You In Heaven

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2025 6:14

Nightmare Neighbour Support the show and get more episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Stop Your Next Door Neighbour, Emily Dridbit From Having Her 4th Home Birth

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2025 4:32

You've had enough of the smells support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Get A Table At Kurt Hutching's Carboot

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2025 5:03

It is a pretty prestigious pitch. Support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Flirt With The Ginger Haired Woman Who Works at The Local DIY, Home Improvement and Garden Centre Shop We All Know The Name Of

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2025 7:52

support the show and get more episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

Daily Update 185 - Use It Or Lose It Fairy

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2025 10:40

I'm a bit too busy this week to get a show done, so here is one of my favourite ideas that has previously been locked away behind a paywall on Patreon. Audio has gotten better over the years and you can hear my dog snoring in the background. But if you overlook that you should enjoy what's in this. I did. To get more and support the show go to www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Blame Your Elderly Neighbour Ian Anderson

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2025 5:42

Everyone needs a scapegoat Support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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#002 Taxidermy Tales - I'm Skin To That

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2025 15:09

The squeekwal that nobody asked for Join patreon and support the show here www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Tongue Kiss Your Dad

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2025 6:44

10 Tips to hide from your mum Get exclusive episodes and support the show www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Aladdin and The Hidden Messages

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2025 140:25

This is a story with a lad in it called Aladdin. Support the show and get extra episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make People Think You're Called Barry

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 5:01

The B the A the R the R the Y ... It's Barry Want more episodes? Support the show and get exclusive content www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Daily Update #325 - Quick Flask In The Pan

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2025 22:40

Imagining a world with more flask usage. Support the show and get more shows www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make It Seem Like You're A Serial Killer

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2025 4:02

There's no need for violence Support the show and get more episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Invisible Flying Monsters

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2025 60:33

Where have they gone? support the show and get exclusive episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_(optical_phenomenon) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anomalocaris https://www.onthisday.com/events/date/1886 https://medium.com/@jefferey.d.moore/skyfish-and-flying-rods-the-strangest-animal-that-never-existed-5073da592cb0 https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Crawfordsville_Monster https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_jelly http://www.newanimal.org/a-beasts.htm

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Here's How To Hide Your Mince

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 5:25

Hide that beef Support the show and get more episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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My Cousin Vinny's Hidden Messages

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 89:05

Taking a look at the 1992 classic starring Marisa Tomei and Joe Pesci and trying to see if there is any hidden messages in there that could have seeped into the viewers brain. Want to support the show? www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Patreon Taster - Strange Stories/ Amazing Facts Part 1 - Give Him Some Space

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 43:41

On Patreon I do a series called Storytime With Jack where I read and analyse the book as I go through, often just making stuff up as well to confuse you. I enjoy it and the Patreon subscribers that bother to listen seem to enjoy them too. As always I put the first one out publically to tempt you in. You can get more shows on my patreon www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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Here's How To Make Your First Date Go Smoothly

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2025 5:15

Dating tips from an idiot that cuts up rats Support the show and get more episodes www.patreon.com/worldaroundewe

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