3 Dude Cast

Yeah, we've been gone a while, it's still season 6, whatever, fuck it. Tonight we talk about the internet -- what it used to be, what it's turned into, what it's good at and bad at, and the rules of the internet if you can remember them. We talk about what made the early internet such a delightful wild west of chaos, and what it might have done to all our collective modern-day brains. Hi internet. We missed you. 

This week, with our special guest host Dan, we're rebooting the heist franchise and trying to figure out WHAT happened with the narrative of the last heist. We know the characters, but we don't really know what happened. So we're letting an AI write the plot with a little help. Let's just say that it walked right up to the line of total obscenity. Not once, but twice. The machines win this episode, for giving us an absurd and awful plot we could never have dreamed of. Look out for Part 2 Part 2 soon. 

This week the super excellent Kiki Myport joins us as guest host to talk about those songs that are so good, you could live in them for the rest of your life. Those Sledgehammers, those Baker Streets, those songs that you could bop to for ever. We also play a brief personality quiz, talk about pelvic mounds, and play America's favorite game, "What's in my asshole?" 

Fair warning: This starts off sad. We're talking about the photographs that have stayed with us: journalist photography, memes, sports photos, and other indelible images. Or at least the ones we can remember. We play a round of Who Said It Best, and come up with a fun and demeaning new insult!

This week we're talking about weird things seen or overheard in public. Arguments, conversations, public urination, all that. Along the way Mitch McConnell rejects the Democrats' radical new agenda and Lt. Dan gets a soft serve ice cream cone from the Army Corps of Ice Cream Engineers. 

Hey there. We're back. We're talking about psychology and sentience, in people and animals. What is it that sets us apart from the natural world? What do we have in common? What layer of the 7-layer burrito of needs is "fuckin?" We talk about the things that make us pretty smart, but in the dumbest possible way. 

This week we're talking about the name brands you just gotta have, when nothing else will do. Condiments. Cereal. Spagoots. The things that there is no substitute for. Life's little pleasures. A nice pickle, perhaps. Also Chris is hosting, so we have a year-end conclusion to Who Said It Best, and learn a little bit about bird dick. 

This week we're talking about fashion. Good fashion, dumb fashion, practical and impractical fashion. We talk about what looks cool, what doesn't look cool, and what we wish looked cool. On the way, we learn some uncomfortable truths about that white house couch, and address the totally-not-controversial topic of notorious TERF J.K. Rowling. You know, something nice and easy for our first episode in two months. Nothing complicated here. 

We're back after a few lazy months off with a hot, fresh, steamin' one. This week we talk about the things we wish we'd learned in school. Some of the things nobody really teaches you, like: what is a credit score? How do we appreciate art? What is the fair market value of a McDouble? (Strike that last one.) You know. The basics. It gets gross, as per usual. Thanks for listening. 

This week we're talking about little sweeties, a phrase we may have actually coined as the opposite of pet peeves. They're those little things in life: a perfect sandwich, a person who holds the door for you, the little niceties of life that just make you smile. None of these have anything to do with Clarence Thomas depositing pubes on everything, but you know. We got there anyway. 

This week we're talking about embarrassing stories. At least the ones we can bring ourselves to talk about. Along the way we learn that there are shitty britches seemingly everywhere, and Jim Croce teaches everyone a valuable lesson about superman (and Lois Lane). 

This week we're talking about schadenfreude, the concept coined as only Germans can which describes the pleasure of watching someone eat shit. Not literal shit. Figurative shit. Watching someone fail. Along the way we also discuss our bizarro podcast twin, a deeply distressed Robin Williams, Israel and Palestine... a lot of things happen. 

This week we're talking about peeves. The little things that drive you nuts in life. Usually it's something incredibly ordinary. Sometimes it's something weird. Sometimes it's something nobody else notices. We talk about them all, as well as some of the things we like in life. Along the way, an old lady makes a proposition, Goofy gets a new starring role, and a soup threatens half of all life in the universe. 

This week we're talking about what our dream homes would be like. Nothing too crazy or extravagant, or maybe a little bit. Hard to say. Would we live in the city or the country? Live big or small and cozy? It's hard to say. Also, the Fonz shows up and does something obscene. A bunch of people do. 

This week we're talking about the law with our special guest Kristy - the ways that it's broken, some laws you might not know about, and the epidemic of people riding on the rooves of taxis in Youngstown (because of course that's a thing). We also play a round of Trues 'n Fnooz, that classic game, and talk about piss a lot. Like, even for us, really a lot. 

This week we're back with a second episode about fact that blow our minds. The body, the universe, physics, and ballsacks. Really. We aren't the smartest or cleverest dudes, but we love the fascinating world of the known and unknown. 

This week we're on with special guest Dan, who brings to us not only the classic Rotten Tomatoes game, but also an excellent topic. The goal: the perfect heist. The problem: who's on your crew? Who's the gunman, the hacker, the safecracker, the smooth talker? Who's your wildcard? These questions and more answered on tonight's three dude cast. 

This week we're kicking off the year super late with an episode about cartoons. Stuff we liked as kids, stuff we still like, and stuff that defined our sense of humor and the way we grew up. We also learn that tragedy is way weirder in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice. 

This is our 100th episode. Excuse us while we get a whole lot of shit out of our system as the republic burns. Tonight we talk about what we have left on our bucket lists in what may be one of our cruder episodes to date. Not sure. We can't believe we've done 100 of these, and we thank you for listening. 

This week our guest host Dan joins us for the first time in a really long time. We share several recommendations and play the rotten tomatoes game and generally laugh our asses off in a way that it feels like we haven't in a while. We miss and love doing this show. Thanks for listening.

We're back for the first time in a long time to try and jump start this thing that we love and have missed doing. This first post-election dudecast gives us a chance to reflect on all the things that have changed this year, the changes in the year ahead, and just kind of wrap our heads around the nightmare that was 2020. We also return to a certain pizza shop that started it all in our very first sketch. Thanks for waiting. We missed doing this. 

This week we're talking about the terrors of the deep. The ocean is a frightening and massive entity about which we know shockingly little. We talk about the ocean as a biome, as a symbol, as a setting, and as a psychological terror. We also redefine the viking funeral. 

This week we're talking about mindblowing facts - the bits of science and nature that we don't even really understand. We're not the brightest guys in the world either, but some of this stuff is truly astonishing to us. Along the way we buy and sell some frogs, sample some sugar free soda, and advocate to put things in your butt. Pretty par for the course. 

This week we're back around the table for the first time in MONTHS. Feels good, man. Special guest Kristy joins us to talk about the hobbies and habits we've picked up since the whole COVID thing. We also talked a lot of mad bullshit involving hummingbird fingers, bronies, a big tower of people fucking that is also on fire, and way more. This is the product of a ton of repressed podcast energy, and we're happy to share this with you. 

In this time of absolutely-everything-is-on-fire, we talk about the people in our lives we have looked up to. The people who made us wanna be better, who inspired us, who gave us a leg up, and also how those heroes change over time. It's hard to be optimistic right now, even though there are glimmers of hope. This week we're talking about the best in us. And also what French Stewart is up to. I mean really, what IS French Stewart up to? 

Today we're discussing space travel, in real life and in sci-fi, and our favorite aspects of it. The Starman Tesla is out there somewhere, alien life is waiting to be met, and we're talking about what excites us the most about it. We also dip into some accidental fetish discussion, but we rebounded, kind of. 

This week we're talking about restaurants. God, we miss them. The experience of sitting down somewhere and having a meal seems like a lifetime ago. We talk about our best restaurant experiences, our worst restaurant experiences, and who to trust about a good restaurant (spoiler alert: maybe avoid asking white people). The duding from home continues. Join us. 

This week, or this month, or whatever time it is, we're duding from home and trying to recreate that classic 3 dudes style over the internet. We kinda did our best, and I dunno, not sure how well it worked out, but we're, you know, doing our best. We talk about business: what we'd do if we were our own bosses. Except it was somehow mostly about porn. Except for the fact that none of us want to do porn. I dunno. It's an episode. We miss this and we miss you. 

This week our guest Quizzy Questionport is our own personal Sean Evans, conducting our Hot Ones Knockoff: 3 Hot Dudes. We're answering spicy questions and eating spicier wings. Six rounds, six wings, and a whole lotta burping. 

This week we're talking about philosophy! How do we know what we know? Do we know what we know? What is knowledge? Define "know?" Define "we?" You really can roll it that far back when you're talking philosophy, and we do. We talk about some of the philosophers we know and like, we talk about nihilism and solopsism and determinism and Buddhism and kind of a lot of things, honestly. 

This week we're talking about collecting things. All of us have some experience of collections, and how much fun they can be. We also have a new game, so Chris can stop dreading his own segment, and it's a good one. Lots of nostalgia in this one. 

This week we're digging up some of our favorite poems and reading them to you. Some of them are local, some are classics, some are obscure, but all of them mean something to us. Poetry is something we've all loved in the past so it's great to revisit. Also we do a Would You Rather. 

This week we're talking about weapons. Fun weapons, cool weapons, video game weapons, and the trebuchet, the superior siege weapon. We discuss who and when to fuck at the DMV, and enjoy a brand new game for 2020: Buyer Beware!

This week we're talking about make believe, and all the various ways we play, pretend, and BS. Within, Betty White is defamed. 

This week we're going through our favorite moments of season 3 of the show. There were a lot, a LOT of choices here, and we had a hard time limiting it to the list that we did. Thanks for listening this year, we had a ton of fun making this show as always. See you next time for the start of Season 4!

This is our likely (almost definitely) last episode of 2019, and we are a little nostalgic for the year that's gone by. This week we talk about something we've never done before: anger, one of the cardinal emotions that we somehow missed. We talk about anger in its best and worst forms, the anger that's almost gotten us in trouble, and the anger that's made us laugh the most. Thanks for listening to this stupid thing for three whole seasons. We love doing it. See you in the 20s. 

This week our special guest Dan is back, and we're talking about a topic that has somehow eluded us. Somehow. This week we talk about places we'd go in time, stuff we'd like to see, and in what ways we'd transmit pinkeye and strep to each other. We also play a fun new game Dan brought, in which we combine the stupidity of our autocomplete on our phones. Brand new sentences ensued. Burps were made. Velveeta was praised. Nougat was spread. 

We're back, two weeks in a row! What are the odds? This week we're talking about crying - the things that make us regularly cry, the weirdest things we've ever cried about, and all the strange ways our emotions can manifest themselves. We also play another round of As Bad As It Gets, and it gets real weird real fast. We talk for 20 straight minutes about scotch whiskey. 

This week we're talking about medical things. We're getting older - not that old, but older - and it's time to talk about the health of the dudes. We sort of do that for a bit, before veering into weird injuries, and medical procedures, and how many of us have our appendices (correct plural, just saying). We also play a special poop-or-potato edition of Would You Rather, and wax philosophical about how much semen is TOO much semen for an album's lyrics. 

This week in purely spoopy Halloween fashion, the dudes talk about the religious, the paranormal, the ghostly, and all things in between in search of what unlikely or atypical things we all believe. We basically failed that that, probably. The primary message is something to do with the fact that most astronauts probably jizzed on the moon.

This week we're talking about where we are and what we're up to again, in another edition of the State of the Dude-ion. Some of us got married. Some of us are polyglots. Some of us are home improvement guys now. We'll let you guess who is who. 

This week we have a special guest, our good friend Drewbie! We answer real questions asked to real publications that aren't our own, reusing questions asked to actual advice columnists and thereby solving problems that are probably already long ago solved already. Why not. This was a lot of fun, and we'll definitely do it again. We also discuss what it's like to eat an honest to Christ wagyu steak, and Roadhouse. The only movie you ever really need, Roadhouse. 

This week, our host Kristy is walking us through the genealogy of some phrases that have lodged themselves in our heads for the last many years or so. The history and chronology of all your "favorite" "jokes" [emphasis on those quotes] like "ARRITE" and "It's Been A Long Time (CLAP CLAP)" and "NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THAT IS." We also talk a bit about John Wayne doing Debbie doing Dallas, the horrible story of Fatty Arbuckle that is almost certainly slanderous, and an unforgettable image of Dean Martin in boots. We're always sorry for this show but we're really sorry for this one. 

This week we're talking about Reddit. Reddit is endlessly fascinating, filled with layer after layer of in-jokes, obsessions, weirdly specific interests, incredibly specific fetishes, and more. This week, we talk with our host Dan about some of the better and worse parts of Reddit, some internet culture of the distant past, and the darkest season of The West Wing that ever aired. 

This week Drog is looking for recommendations for his new gaming rig. The dudes talk awesome games of the past and present, play a pretty bizarre Would You Rather, and discover yet another euphemism for jerkin' it, as is our wont. 

This week we're talking about the body, medicine, and how weird it all is with our guest Chuck (you may know him as Cliff). We talk about the ways that the body can fail and the various ways to insert a two liter of coke into your rectum. We also plug a new Roger Sickbastard medication. Check out Cliff at patreon.com/thecomicsads for his music, podcasting, and more. 

This week we're taking a bit of a departure from our typical format: our first debate episode! We all staked out some positions and are willing to go to bat for them. We make our arguments, argue them out, and assign some winners. This is probably going to be a thing again. Also there was a pretty solid fart. 

Tonight we're talking about our favorite games. The games that defined our childhood, our first games, and the games we come back to over and over again. This is a long episode, endured by our new pet, a stinkbug named Peter Stinklage. We let him free after the episode, but not before he was forced to endure hours of conversation about games, puberty, and a very near return to McDoublewatch. We didn't, but we wanted to. 

This week we're talking about the things that scare us. Or don't scare us. Actually, it might just be that Drog is a big baby. We also do Would You Rather: Nightmare Genitals Edition, and finally, long awaited and often promised, the Bloodcurdlin' Shriekin' Jay Hawkins story, Part 1. 

This week the dudes are talking about their favorite TV shows. There's lots that we like and lots that we didn't like quite so much. We get a movie-centric game of Reality Or Bullshit, and get a few voicemails from the good men over at Roger Sickbastard Enterprises. 

This week we're talking about cars with our host, Dan. Surprisingly, this has never been a topic. Along the way we discuss where our balls are positioned on our bodies, a fifteen foot tall Starfleet officer, and play an exciting new trivia game. Come dude with us!