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Reno based. Friends discussing life, sex, and outrageous events; past and present. Turning tragedy into comedy with every chance we get, all this while consuming large quantities of liquid courage.

Alcoholi-cast


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    73 - Fucking In Parks: Last In Line For The Gangbang (Rec. '17)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2018 169:48


    Welcome back to another exciting episode of the ALCOHOLI-CAST. On today's episode we bring back travelling hobo Christopher Newton as we discuss fucking people in parks. All this while consuming large quantities of alcohol.

    72 - If We Were Serial Killers: Racism Saves Lives (Rec. 11/2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 81:18


    Welcome back to another hilarious episode of the ALCOHOLI-CAST! This week on the show we discuss serial killers and what it would be like to be one, what our motives would be if we were one, who we would kill, & how we would do it. All this while consuming large quantities of the liquid courage. Enjoy.

    71.5 - Partying With The Founding Fathers (BONUS-Cast Improv Sketch)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2018 30:10


    Welcome back to another great improv sketch, Alchies. Brought to you by our old show POP CULTURE APPROPRIATION. This sketch is dedicated to the signing of The Declaration of Independence and was originally released on The Fourth of July 2017. Enjoy.

    71 - Rape: Bitches Rape Our Time - Pt. 1 (with Bree Harris & Sparkle)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2018 188:31


    Welcome back to the show after a couple weeks! On this week's episode we are joined in the studio by two long time listeners Bree Harris & Sparkle. We discuss the sexual allegations in Hollywood as well as share some personal stories. All while consuming large quantities of alcohol. Enjoy the show.

    70.5 - Nixon Visits The Soviet Union (Improv Sketch)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2018 36:11


    It's time for another Moment in History! On this date, June 27th 1974, president Richard Nixon visited his old friend Nikita Khrushchev in the Soviet Union. So today we bring to you an improv sketch based around the audio recording of both countrymen discussing politics on that very day. Enjoy.

    70 - A Pegger & A Stripper: Church Leads To Pegging (with Amber Marie & Sparkle)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2018 187:03


    Hello Alchies! This week we bring to you a very special episode dedicated to fetishes, porn conventions, oral sex, and of course pegging people in the ass. We are joined by two lovely guests Amber Marie & Sparkle as we discuss all things sex. Enjoy.

    69.5 - Storming The Beaches Of Normandy (BONUS Improv Sketch)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2018 11:44


    Welcome to another exciting episode of the 'Alcoholi-Cast'! We bring to you another Impov sketch from our old show 'Pop Culture Appropriation'. On this date in history the Americans stormed the beaches of Normandy while Hitler & the milk-chocolaty Swiss slept through the invasion. Enjoy,

    69 - LSD On Halloween: Baptized By A Stripper

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2018 149:41


    Welcome to our second Halloween special. On this episode the entire podcast drops acid as Stevie fails miserably to tell the story about his perfect week. Here's a hint: it involves a threesome.

    Movie Review: Stephen King's 'IT' (with David Lee & Daniel Acuna)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2018 96:13


    Last week Stephen King's 'IT' was finally released on DVD! We recorded this review of the film back in September when it was first released in theaters. We discuss the new film, the old made for tv movie with Tim Curry, as well as what could be in store for Chapter 2. All while consuming large amounts of alcohol. Enjoy. Satan Goat Fuck.

    68.5 - The Murder Of Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith (BONUS Sketch)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2018 27:24


    This special bonus episode of the 'Alcoholi-Cast' is an entirely improvised sketch about the murder of Joseph Smith and his brother Hyrum. Enjoy.

    68 - SATAN GOAT FUCK: Prison Guard & Traveling Hobo

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2017 165:51


    Welcome to another exiting week here at the 'Alcoholi-Cast'. On this episode we bring two guests to the round table; An anonymous prison guard and our good friend Chris, who rode the rails in his teenage years, while shooting up bath salts & blood. This episode gets very fucking weird so we hope you enjoy the discussion!

    67.5 - George Washington's Time Machine (BONUS Improv sketch - PCA)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2017 22:50


    We bring to you another exciting BONUS-Cast of one of our IMPROV sketches, brought over from our old show 'Pop Culture Appropriation'. On this episode we went back in time and kidnapped America's first president, Mr. George Fucking Washington! He's here to remind all the children of this great nation, his grand babies, that everything is going to be alright. Trump will pass and America will eventually be great again. So please enjoy this Public Service Announcement from one of the most important founding fathers.

    67 - A Year In Kuwait: Heroin & No Blowjobs (with Danny Acuna)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2017 86:19


    Welcome back, Alchies! This week we are joined in the studio by long time friend, and long time listener, Daniel Acuna. He returned from Kuwait and Iraq a little over 3 months ago, so we made sure to pick his brain in order to find out exactly how much different it was over there in anti freedom land! All this while progressively getting wasted. Enjoy.

    66.5 - Interview With Charles Manson (BONUS - Improv Sketch PCA)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2017 34:48


    We bring to you, the Alchies, a very special episode of the 'Alcoholi-Cast'. In between this podcast we started another one revolving around sketch comedy and popular culture. We stopped recording the second show, but we had material we wanted to bring over to share with long time listeners. We hope you enjoy this improv sketch about Charles Manson.

    66 - Interview With A Stripper: Barbie Dolls & Taco Bell Farts

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2017 116:41


    WE ARE BACK!!!!! After 5 long months we have returned to you, our dear ol' Alchies. Dr. Dadany & Stevie are here to bring you all new episodes. Of course what better way to give you fans a great return than to interview a stripper? We find out what it's like to work at the strip club, we learn what not to do while you're there, and we hear 3 horrific stories shared by our guest. We also break down the BESTIF Scale as well as talk about the BLIKC Scale. Enjoy the show.

    65 - Ducks Fly Together!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2017 173:25


    Happy Anal Sex Day, Alchies! This week we cheers to one of the greatest comics alive, Jim Jefferies, and we discuss his creation of the first real holiday for men (2:55-8:14) We have a couple Current Events: A Carson City mother faked the death of her child to get money using a GoFundMe (8:15-16:59) Alfred Hitchcock's 'Psycho' is getting rebooted, which led to social media justice warriors being triggered by the iconic shower scene (17:00-28:42) From there we jump over to this week's Music Segment: The Importance of Albums. Chris also talks about Logic and the new Kendrick album (28:43-1:50:04) And we finish the episode with the third installment of our Mini-Disney series. This week focus on our favorite Live-Action Disney movie. But first, Dr. Dadany gives the listeners his dream casting for a live action version of 'Atlantis' (1:50:05-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    64 - You Kiss Like My Dad

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2017 198:17


    For long time listeners of the show we bring you something we've had in the volt for almost a year...the official 'Alcoholi-Cast' drinking game created by Peggy & Dak, fine tuned by The Doctor (4:30-11:40) We open the show with some Current Events: We say goodbye to the legend, Don Rickles, we talk Stephen King's 'The Mist' series, United Airlines done fucked up, and Adany has some epic news from the comic book world (11:41-1:06:00) Fight Talk is here and we review a couple fights and preview a couple upcoming ones (1:06:01-1:59:54) It's part 2 of our somewhat Disney series and this week's topic is Favorite Disney Princesses (1:59:55-2:39:28) And we end the show with a music segment: Favorite Disney Songs (2:39:29-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    63 - I'm More Than Just A Water Buffalo

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2017 202:51


    Dr. Dadany has spoken, and the word is in....'Iron Fist' is fucking dog shit. We open the show with Adany's review of that series followed by him explaining what Netflix got right about the MCU (2:12-1:06:00) All the hype surrounding 'Get Out' is true; the movie is incredible and we share our thoughts on the film (1:06:01-1:39:07) Hermione Granger had sex with a water buffalo so we share her story with you, the listeners (1:39:08-2:05:48) And we finish the show with our main movie topic: Favorite Non-Princess Disney Movie (2:05:49-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    62 - The Girl Who Cried Sex Trafficking

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2017 171:59


    This week we went and saw Doug Stanhope, Morgan Murphy, & Brett Erickson, followed by Dadany & Stevie being harassed and called faggot ass faggots (START-33:49) We discuss the Harley Quinn solo movie 'Gotham City: Sirens' and why it's going to be shit. Dr. Dadany also pitches his idea for a stand alone Poison Ivy origin story, which is brilliant. We discuss the United Airline Leg-Gate, followed by a kid brought back from the brink of death due to CBD oil (33:50-1:18:25) A girl in Reno is trying to scam her friends and family via a GoFundMe she created with the false narrative that she was sold into sex trafficking... the facts don't add up (1:18:26-1:42:35) It's the 20th anniversary of the Heaven's Gate suicides (1:42:36-2:00:00) We have a little bit of Fight Talk (2:00:01-2:40:32) and we end the show with Shotgun Thoughts with Chris Smith (2:40:33-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    61 - Dinosaur Hitler

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2017 210:55


    We start this episode off with Current Events: Girl murdered by her boyfriend after she warns police about him, non-binary human, who was thought to be missing, turns up in a cult, high school teacher conditions and then kidnaps 15 year old student, and we share with you all the recent Trump cuts (START-46:49) Feminists around the world are losing their fucking minds over 'Wonder Woman' having no armpit hair (46:50-1:02:23) Our movie topic this week is Video Game Adaptations (1:02:24-2:10:10) And we end the show with some Fight Talk (2:10:11-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    60 - Tim Allen Doesn't Belong In The Past

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2017 187:12


    We start this episode off trying to figure out how to remove Amy Schumer's new special from Netflix. We discuss the long awaited return of one of the greatest comedians of all time, Dave Chappelle! We update you Alchies on the reboot of Stephen King's 'IT', and Dr. Dadany wore a blue suit to court (START-32:54) A couple weeks ago we talked about movies we were looking forward to this year. Well, Adany saw a few of them so he breaks down what he liked and disliked about them (32:55-1:40:23) Our Music Talk topic this week is Emotional Songs (1:40:24-2:54:22) And we end the show with Shotgun Thoughts with Chris Smith (2:54:23-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    59 - Gay Pirates Have Equal Rights

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2017 178:48


    We start this week with some Current News: CIA done fucked up, Chance The Rapper donated a million dollars, Disney fans hate the gays, and 'Overboard' is being rebooted (5:05-37:15) We break down the winners (losers?)of The 37th Golden Raspberry Awards, known to most as The Razzies(37:16-1:10:36) From there we jump over to Fight Talk (1:10:37-2:42:56) and we end the show with Shotgun Thoughts with Chris Smith (2:42:57-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    58 - She Puked On My Dick

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2017 184:56


    We start the show with a little tale of drunken debauchery & cleaning vomit out of your pubic hair (START-9:25) We share a couple Current Events (9:26-33:02) It's our 2nd Annual Oscar episode so we spend the discussion shitting on most of the nominations (33:03-1:59:25) Our Music Topic this week is Multi-diverse Artists (1:59:26-2:45:55) and we end the show with Shotgun Thoughts with Chris Smith (2:45:56-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    57 - You Can't Drink Feet

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2017 184:56


    We start the show off by talking shit about Mel Gipson haha. Followed directly by Oscar bate movies, new standup specials, and the casting for 'The Lion King' "live action" movie (START-20:06) We read some Current Events: a bill is in place to remove marijuana from the schedule 1 list, we might see a 'Van Helsing' reboot, NASA has planets, and Dak almost got kidnapped (20:07-40:45) From there we jump over to part 2 of our BDSM stories (40:46-1:28:12) Fight Talk is back and we preview a couple upcoming fights (1:28:13-2:38:18) And we finish the show with Shotgun Thoughts with Chris Smith (2:38:19-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    56 - Nice Tasting Butthole

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2017 182:23


    We open the show with Stevie's new song 'VD' and Adany breaks down the diamond industry (START-14:36) We share with the listeners what we all did for Valentine's Day and Dr. Dadany explains what it was like to go to jail on this garbage holiday (14:37-1:20:53) After that we jump over to poetry corner (1:20:54-1:50:41) Dadany & Stevie share their stories of light bondage sexual sexy-time that they did with two totally real, totally not made up females (1:50:42-2:43:00) And we leave you listeners on a cliffhanger by opening some fan mail we got from a long time friend and listener of the show (2:43:01-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    55 - Fourth Dimensional Stripper

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2017 193:06


    We start another week with Stevie completely fucking up the intro song. We talk Alex Jones on JRE and how the world is being controlled by interdimensional child molesters (3:54-17:33) We discuss sexual assault in this country and we finally dip our toes into the water that is the Brock Turner case (17:34-1:02:04) We are sick of the entertainment industry rebooting shit! So we talk 90's movies and television shows that deserve a reboot (1:02:05-2:11:22) We finally bring back Sex Talk and this week's topic is Stripper Stories (2:11:23-3:00:00) and we finish the show with Shotgun Thoughts with Chris Smith (3:00:01-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    54 - Child Sex-Death Robots

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2017 184:41


    We start this week off by sharing the audio from Stevie's first standup set, which we foreshadowed last week (1:46-19:50) We talk some Current Events: Pedophiles are trying to justify their sick fucking ways by hiding behind trans-age, we find out that we are pro child sex robots, and an Uber passenger makes it clear that where he's going he doesn't need roads (19:51-34:35) From there we jump over to Fight Talk (34:35-1:30:24) We have reached the end of our 3 part Music Talk Series: Nostalgia Albums (1:30:25-2:49:00) And we end the show with Shotgun Thoughts with Chris Smith (2:49:01-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    53 - Statistically You've Probably Been Molested

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2017 187:08


    We have officially hit our one year on iTunes! This week's episode starts off with tornados hitting the Bible Belt, making homeless sex illegal, and Dr. Dadany tries to boost the self-esteem of homeless women by encouraging them to become prostitutes (2:42-5:35) Katie Rich Tweeted a perfect joke that led to her being terminated from 'SNL' (5:36-19:08) We read off the Oscar Nominations (19:09-1:07:31) We talk upcoming movies of 2017 (1:07:32-1:30:58) From there we jump into Fight Talk (1:30:59-2:03:59) And we finish the episode with part 2 of our Music Talk series: Nostalgia Albums (2:04:00-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    52 - She Shoved A Pill Up My Ass

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2017 173:15


    We made it to the first year of the podcast and surprisingly we still suck. We start this week off with Stevie's vacation to Texas (6:56-19:59) We watched the Netflix original series 'A Series Of Unfortunate Events' and we explain why you all should be binge watching it right now (20:00-45:14) From there we jump into Fight Talk (45:15-1:10-47) We start a 3 part music series dedicated to Nostalgia Albums: Member Berry albums that helped us get through our most impressionable years (1:10:48-2:25:31) and we end the show with Shotgun Thoughts and stories about shitting our pants (2:25:32-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    51 - He Out-Sinned Sin City (Best Of 2016)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2017 235:17


    We are finally back after 3 long weeks off. We start this episode off with a couple current events (2:55-21:18) Stevie wrote a new comedy song (21:19-25:19) And finally we give you Alchies our personal Best Of for 2016. Enjoy (25:19-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    Dear Alchies.... (Holiday Vacation)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2017 16:31


    A quick thank you to all you Alchies for the support we've received over the past year. Stevie also wrote a new comedy song encapsulating everything we've discussed on the podcast. We are taking a small holiday break from the show and we will be back January 16th with new material and more drunken discussions. See you then.

    50 - Roscoe's Waffles & Wetsuits

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2016 167:26


    Trump and Kayne met up this week to discuss the new mixtape they're about to drop (START-7:37) J. Cole just released his latest album '4 Your Eyez Only' and we also found out the mystery behind Roscoe's Wetsuit (7:38-29:12) The music topic this week is Underrated Albums. Albums we don't necessarily think are the best, but ones we feel deserve more credit than they have in the past. We also type our names into the 'Wu-Tang Clan' generator and it's epic (29:13-1:31:22) And from there we end the show with a little Fight Talk (1:31:23-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    49 - Shame Everything White Girls Do

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2016 129:56


    This week Dr. Dadany sends out two very special shoutouts. Stevie discovered a local Reno Facebook group that get together to talk about murder, which isn't weird at all (START-10:37) Donnie G released his latest album 'Awaken, My Love!' and we are here to tell you to stop everything you're doing, take some shrooms (allegedly), and listen to it. Chris also shares the evolution of Childish Gambino (10:38-48:06) Fight Talk is here and Adany pays tribute to the final fight of the legend, the man who did it his way, Bernard Hopkins. Let's Go Champ! (48:07-1:15:22) Last week Chris left you Alchies on a cliffhanger so he shares his rebound story on this week's Sex Talk (1:15:23-1:37:26) and we end the show with a fuck ton of Shotgun Thoughts with Chris Smith (1:37:27-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    48 - Not All Asians Eat Cats

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2016 179:22


    We start this week off with Relationshits Part 3. Hopefully you long time listeners will appreciate a great throwback (8:27-30:46) You wanted the best? Well you got the best! The greatest music discussion in the world.....breakup songs! This week we discuss songs that guided us through a breakup (30:47-1:27:06) Fight Talk is here and all we have to say is, "No Mas!" Vasyl Lomachenko dominated Nicholas "The Axe Man" Walters this past week, so we give it a review (1:27:07-2:15:36) and we end the show with some Sex Talk. The topic of discussion this week is 'Sex After A Breakup.' The best revenge is banging her family members (2:15:37-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    47 - Better Bring Some Pig's Feet

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2016 176:44


    We welcome Butters into the studio this week. Stevie starts the episode off by telling the Alchies about his Nameday vacation, spending most of the segment talking about the Museum Of Death. He also got to see Joey Diaz & Joe Rogan live due to a serendipitious moment (11:01-1:23:53) From there we jump over to Fight Talk where we review UFC 205 and Kovalev v Ward (1:23:54-2:28:26) And we end the show with our Vegas trip. Joel, Dr. Dadany, and Stevie went to Vegas for the weekend. Find out who almost got molested and robbed on this week's episode (2:28:27-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    46 - She Fucked You With The Spirit Of The Buffalo

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2016 164:51


    Hello, Alchies! Welcome to our second bank show. We start the episode off by praising 'Atlanta' and everything that is Donald Glover, for he is lord. Lord, lord, lord (3:43-1:03:39) We got a little bit of Fight Talk this week, Dr. Dadany previews Vasyl Lomachencko v Nicholas Walters (1:03:40-1:48:18) Sex Talk is here, Alchies. The topic this week is Car Sex. You ever fucked in your friend's car? Well we have once, a bunch of times (1:48:19-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    45 - Impeach THIS, Mother Fuckers!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2016 179:48


    Trump is now president-elect, Alchies. We start the episode off talking about what the future might hold. We each guess the hog size of a couple past presidents, we talk the outcome of the election, and Stevie wrote a new comedy song (START-31:41) We decided to do a music topic this week on the show. Cover songs is the theme. We each choose our favorite & most hated remakes of songs that are important to us (31:42-1:14:35) Fight talk is here, Alchies. Doctor Dadany previews Kovalev v Ward because we will be at that fight! (1:14:36-1:43:02) Dadany gives his review of 'Doctor Strange' (1:43:02-2:29:34) and we end the show with Shotgun Thoughts (2:29:35-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    44 - Check Your Privilege, Faggot!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2016 169:44


    We start this week off with some current events: the 'Logan' trailer just got released this week and Dr. Dadany explains why you need to watch the movie (5:57-39:27) UFC is being ruined by the Reebok deal! We destroy the monopoly Reebok has created on this week's Fight Talk. Dadany reviews a fight that just passed this last week and Chris previews UFC 205. And for some reason in the middle of all this we decide Leo should be president and children are horrifying... (39:27-2:01:04) We talk about Joe Rogan's new standup special 'Triggered' and we explain his influence on us as a podcast. From there we discuss cultural appropriation and why it's actually a good thing (2:01:05-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    43 - Fish Outta Pocket (1st Annual Macabre-Cast)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2016 198:52


    Hail Satan, Alchies. Welcome to our 1st Annual Macabre-Cast! We start this episode off by talking about the premiere of 'Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell' and Dr. Dadany explains why 'Black Mirror' is the show you all should be watching (7:13-23:35) Zombie Crawl, Reno's sloppiest little costume wearing shit-show, happened this week and we share our stories (23:36-49:53) Chris attended a Halloween themed wedding and he lived to tell about it (49:54-1:29:10) We give our review of Rob Zombie's '31' and spoil alert: it fucking sucked (1:29:11-1:55:33) Horrific History: Stevie reads the famous Grace Budd letter written by the most mentally disturbed serial killer Albert "The Boogeyman" Fish. He also talks about Madam Delphine LaLaurie, the butcher of The French Quarter, and he shares a current gruesome even that is yet to go to court (1:55:34-2:31:58) and we end the show with this week's Sex Talk: Halloween Hook-ups. Ever hooked in wearing a costume? Well so have we (2:31:59-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    42.5 - Mad Love: Shower v Sparkle (BONUS-Cast 5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2016 60:44


    We welcome old & new Alchies to the long lost Dating Corner. Originally recorded August 11th, and now we have decided to release it for your viewing pleasure. There will be bloodshed. There will be tears. But mainly, you're going to laugh your fucking cunt hairs off.

    42 - Molested By Aliens

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2016 169:10


    Podcast Assemble! Chris Smith was wrongfully accused. His D is way too B so the cops locked him behind bars (4:50-1:02:54) Leonardo DiCaprio will be a part of the new Captain Planet project and with our powers combined we magickly wish he'll don a half shirt and paint his hog blue (1:02:55-1:11:51) Sheldon Adelson is leading the Build-A-Bear group towards a one world government (1:11:52-1:19:17) The show 'Atlanta' has received backlash from people who "can't relate" to the characters. To them we say, "Fight us!" (1:19:18-1:29:01) Intelligent Fuck Dolls are a thing and they will never take half or say no to anal (1:29:02-1:46:22) and we end the show with some Sex Talk. This week's topic is Seduction: a time we were seduced by a real human woman that was totally real (1:46:22-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    41 - Reptilians Can't Pop Pickle Jars

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2016 172:41


    U.K. Batman is fucking destroying clowns around town. Meanwhile there is a hickey death cult out there destroying lives. Dr. Dadany yells at the Alchies about the new live-action Mulan movie and explains why Hollywood is filled with cunts. All this and more on this week's News Update (7:41-42:33) A few people got ran over in Reno while protesting in front of Stevie's work. On a similar note, Rape & Pillage Day, also known as Columbus Day, just passed and Stevie wrote a rap about Christopher in order to connect with the youth. We break down the real history behind the holiday (42:34-2:04:24) and we finish the show with our review of the latest 'South Park' episode (2:04:25-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    40 - Clown Lives Matter

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2016 185:07


    We start this episode off with a little media news. B.E.T. got trolled this week: white folks are complaining about too many "urban" actors in 'Luke Cage' so we discuss this (6:02-32:14) They float. They all float. Join us as we try to fix the clown problem that is comically destroying this great nation (32:15-45:21) We review the latest two episodes of 'South Park' and attempt to figure out the direction this season is headed in (45:21-1:28:09)Andre "Touchy" Fili fought this week so we review his fight in this week's Fight Talk and from there we preview a couple upcoming & past bouts (1:28:10-1:59:09) Here at the 'Alcoholi-Cast' we love drugs: psilocybin, DMT, MDMA, LSD, ayahuasca, and Bruce Lee(1:59:10-2:19:48) and we finish the show off with some Sex Talk: Imagination! Member a time you didn't want to member a time that you fucked someone? Member? We member. And we each share a sex story where we used our imagination to hide the fact that we didn't want to member (2:19:49-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    39 - At Least She Can't Take Half

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2016 175:08


    We start this episode off with a little bit of Fight Talk (4:20-21:12) We welcome you Alchies to the final installment of our Films By Decade series. We end the show and the series by discussing films from the 1940's. We talk about the beginning of film making, the evolution of trailers, we explain why these three movies and movies from this era are very important and should be looked at, and we talk a lot about Hitler. The entire podcast gets emotional. It has been a pleasure to share our love for these films with you and we hope you've enjoyed our Films By Decade series (21:12-END) We do all this while progressively getting wasted.

    38 - Magickal Sex God

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2016 179:44


    Breaking news! Adam Lee's hog has been unleashed over New York City and there's only one man that can bring down this gargantuan force of nature.....Mathew Broderick (6:50-18:52) From there we jump over to Fight Talk (18:53-40:05) Welcome to part 8 of our Films By Decade series. This week we discuss movies from the 50's (40:06-2:09:58) and we end the show with some sexual sexy Sex Talk. Yes, Sex Talk is back, and this week the topic is Sneak-A-Fuck: Horny at your grandmother's funeral? Finally got those pesky children in bed? At the zoo and the zebras start fucking in front of you & your family and for some weird reason your dick gets rock hard and your wife notices it and gives you that smile that says it all? You know the smile. She wants it. Well, Sneak-A-Fuck. Keep quiet and ejaculate (2:09:59-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    37 - I Didn't Suck On Her Toes!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2016 181:08


    We start this week with a little bit of Fight Talk; Chris and The Doctor review a couple fights, as well as preview a few upcoming ones (9:24-45:34) The 20th season of 'South Park' just premiered this past Wednesday and we discuss episode 1, followed by a few predictions on what the overarching theme of this season may be (45:35-1:13:19) We've reached part 7 of our Films By Decade series and this week we each share a movie from the 60's with the Alchies (1:13:20-2:19:35) and we finish the show off with The Dating Corner; Someone punched a hole in their door (2:19:36-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    36 - The Government Doesn't Care About Our Troops

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2016 157:46


    We start this episode off with part 6 of our Films By Decade series (5:08-1:02:11) Burning Man happened so we make fun of that pretentious little dirt & drug "festival" (1:02:12-1:23:57) This week on The Dating Corner, Chris went to a wedding with an open bar. He got drunk, some shitty speeches went down, and he never got a chair to sit in (1:23:58-1:53:38) The piece of shit DEA is making Kratom illegal! We end the show by defending this harmless, beneficial drug (1:53:39-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    35 - Let's Start With A Joke

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2016 180:05


    We dedicated this week's show to stand-up comedy. We start out the show with a little bit of Fight Talk where we recap UFC 202(10:48-27:36) Welcome the Dating Corner where the podcast went on its first dude date! We ate a bunch of food, saw 'Sausage Party' and then a couple days later we followed it up with Todd Rexx & Bill Burr live (27:37-1:08:19) We each break down our top five favorite stand-up comedians alive today (1:08:20-2:17:42) We talk about great comedians who passed on, and we suggest a couple comedy shows to the Alchies (2:17:43-2:38:47) and we end the show with our stand-up comedy overrated and underrated list (2:38:48-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    34 - David Bowie Has A Hog

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2016 167:12


    We bring to you our first ever BANK episode. We recorded the show a little over a month ago and we have been patiently waiting to deliver it you, the Alchies. We start the show off with part 5 of our Movie Talk series. It's the 80's, you cunts! We each pick three incredible films that all you Alchies need to watch, or re-watch (8:20-1:36:34)We cross over to The Dating Corner, which is a little bit different this week. We actually went on a date together, as a podcast. The Doctor then breaks down the BESTIF Scale for all the new listeners. And from there we ask one simple question: Why don't Reno women enjoy getting their pussies eaten? (1:36:35-2:26:12) and we finish the show with some Sex Talk: Why do women fake orgasms? (2:26:13-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    33 - Sorry That I Have Miracle Sperm

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2016 182:46


    Some big announcements have happened in the world of film and we start this episode off by sharing some of that movie news with you, the Alchies (4:46-18:34) We continue our Movie Talk series with part 4: Legendary movies that were released between 1990-1994 (18:35-1:36:04) The Dating Corner is fucking money this week. The gang visits Unplanned Parenthood and we talk about the camping trip we all took. Spoilers: Fuck everyone named Michael (1:36:05-2:38:15) and we end the show with Shotgun Thoughts with Chris Smith (2:38:16-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

    32 - 'Suicide Squad' Is So Fucking Ragtag!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2016 141:52


    So this week the podcast will be a little shorter than usual. Still, we hope you enjoy it. Stevie starts the episode off with his latest comedy song entitled 'Doctor Dave,' and from there we jump right over to Fight Talk (13:21-36:03) We all went and saw 'Suicide Squad' so we spend the rest of the show telling the listeners what we loved and hated about the movie. Also, Dr. Dadany breaks down each character and explains what David Ayer got wrong & what he got right with his characters (36:03-END) All this while progressively getting wasted.

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