Ask Mr. Biggs

Some old demos I used to try to get new radio work back in 1999. Contains airchecks and voiceover/commercial production work from KAVS-FM/Lancaster CA and KCXX-FM Riverside CA. Most material seems to be from between 1996 and 1999. Helped me get a job in LA. Been there since 1999, despite the quality of these demos.

Some old demos I used to try to get new radio work back in 1999. Contains airchecks and voiceover/commercial production work from KAVS-FM/Lancaster CA and KCXX-FM Riverside CA. Most material seems to be from between 1996 and 1999. Helped me get a job in LA. Been there since 1999, despite the quality of these demos.

In this episode, Mr. Biggs discourages the normalization of repugnant public figures... explains the best way to tackle a tough bathroom remodeling job... encourages restraint while recovering from illness... supports those that are publicly battling addiction... and helps an elderly woman work through her agoraphobia during quarantine.

In this episode, Mr. Biggs provides a post-event wrap up of the Winter Carnival... helps a listener with seasonal depression... shows a young listener how to maintain an heirloom music box... walks a local entrepreneur through the finer points of business promotion... and gives a woman some helpful tips to deal with her husband's midlife crisis.

In this episode, Mr. Biggs helps a young fella move on from a dysfunctional relationship... gives tips on making conversation with new inlaws... shares a good rule of thumb to help prevent unexpected roadside service calls... encourages having spares on hand for critical items... and explains the pros and cons of having a slab leak.

The Ask Mr. Biggs Show is on hiatus for September. Regular shows will return shortly. For more details, please visit https://www.patreon.com/MrBiggs In the meantime, please feel free to enjoy our back catalog of fine programming. Many of these shows were top-notch. Except that one...and maybe the other one. But I'm not gonna tell you which ones. You gotta decide that for yourself. Also, since my voice has changed so much in 13 years... it will be like an entirely new show to you. In place of a fresh show, here's an episode of Ask Mr. Biggs LIVE, streamed to an internet audience of literally dozens of people back in July. Most of you podcast feed people probably haven't heard it, so it's new to you. Thank you for your patience. Warmest regards, -Mr. Biggs

In this episode, Mr. Biggs helps troubleshoot some tanning bed troubles... ponders the absence of biblical feline references... offers some advice on dealing with inquisitive youngsters... explains how to best eradicate bed bugs... and encourages supporting your local library.

In this episode, Mr. Biggs makes his triumphant return to the Tri-County airwaves!  Questions are answered regarding vehicle fuel economy, motivating your life partner, strength training to improve your golf game, meat basting tips, senior care, improving your self confidence, and troubling shooting unusual neighborhood noises.

In this episode, Mr. Biggs helps a gentleman to utilize weight distribution to maximize traction. He also explains how to fix most common network connectivity issues, and learns a valuable lesson about taking personal calls on the show.

In this episode, how to deflect negative epithets back onto the aggressor with clever adhesive-based wordplay, and how to repair acrylic orthodontia with UV cured resin.

In this episode, Mr. Biggs takes some live phone calls to answer listener glue questions. Topics discussed include the dangers of adhesive fume huffing, as well as the best ways to mount covert tracking devices in cars... either permanently or temporarily.

In this episode, tips for repairing licence plate weather damage, and how to properly seal the area around your bathtub or shower basin.

In this episode, two cautionary tales... using consumer adhesive rubber strips for temporary plumbing repair, and the topical use of experimental glue.

In this episode, a unique innovation for bundling aluminum cans with thermoplastic adhesive, and how to properly repair damaged decorative pottery.

Mr. Biggs has temporary legal custody of his sister's kids while she deals with some "issues". And if there's one thing kids love on Christmas Eve, it's hearing Ol' Uncle Biggsy read 'Twas The Night Before Christmas.

In this episode, using double-sided tape to prevent unintentional public exposure, and how to remove polyurethane adhesives from expensive finery.

In this episode, how to best remove expanding insulation foam from a building exterior,  and attaching acoustic absorption sound treatment panels in a moist environment.

In this episode, a cautionary tale about a hooligan and his caulking gun, and the subtle differences between gaffers and electrical tape. Happy #Caulktober everyone!

In this episode, a live demonstration on how to properly use hot melt glue, and how to make magnets stick to where you want - not where you don't. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, repairing a swing using recycled plastic model kit parts spun with a rotary tool, and replacing an obscure car window with vinyl and aluminum tape. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, mending broken chrome hood ornaments and separating surfaces connected with hot melt glue. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, replacing sheet glass in fish aquariums, and repairing stress cracks in promotional plastic travel mugs. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, using adhesive rubber to reduce pedestrian injuries, and reminiscing about model building with antiquated polystyrene plastic cements. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, reassembling a shattered coffee mug, and how to mend roadside signage poles. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, how to repair a damaged turtle shell, and attach cheese to cardboard. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, repairing vandalized playground equipment, and how to treat under-sink areas for moisture resistance. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, repairing torn artwork on a budget, and tips to prevent liquid instant glues from hardening prematurely. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, using adhesive tape to mend troublesome injuries, and the abatement of unusual-sized insects without harmful pesticides. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, using common household powders to decrease cyanoacrylate set times, and to remove label residue from glass jars. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, fixing damaged vehicle windshields with UV-cured resin, and how to remove 2-part epoxy spills... turning the detritus into a profitable online business. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, using malleable self-curing silicone rubber to repair damaged buttons, and preventing wood from shifting during glue-ups. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, repairing metal structures in high-traffic areas and restoration of exterior vehicle chromework. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, repairing granite memorial cracks, and restoring live-edged wooden seats. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, car headliner repair and cleaning unknown substances from children's hair. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode, repairing granite statuary and reconstituting vintage glue. An advice podcast about glues and adhesives. From the producers of Ask Mr. Biggs.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Enjoys Sierra Mist, just not from a can. Has a rough understanding of the Japanese art of Haiku. Doesn’t think MySpace.com is “his thing”. Feels the chassis probably isn’t grounded. Uses a self-bronzer. Can recognize his own buttocks’ heat signature.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Doesn’t wish to discuss the incident. Will take one more call. Does not condone monkeying around with your Torx wrench behind the shielding. Feels line 8 is clearly defective. Has a full day of activities planned with Angela and Cody. Thinks the listener’s pictures are of a baby seal with a goiter.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Can’t find a band willing to work for tips. Thinks some people can wear sweaters . . . some shouldn’t. Distrusts the word of those guys on Internet. Can fashion a buoyancy gauge from corn syrup, an aquarium, and a Canadian nickel. Is living in the Space Age, with the Velcro shoes and all. Can’t eat certain types of Asian cuisine, due to intestinal distress.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Thinks Carl deserves a toaster oven. Feels stinky conduit can hurt resale values. Doesn’t use phony eggs everywhere. Would like Roger to talk like people. Uses jerky as an insulator (in a pinch.) Speaks American.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Encourages the carrying of a comb, just in case. Doesn’t care for the new jingle. Thinks the “Bring Biggs Coffee” promotion was poorly executed. Is on probation with the Liquor Board for the Build-Your-Own-Cocktail Bar. Enjoys emails…when he gets around to having them read to him. Would like to whip out his yang.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Has the cleanest undercarriage he has ever had. Says the Pressure Overload Sensor is there for cosmetic purposes only. Has something about oil he wants to say. Later. Loves phone calls. Well, generally. Not always. Sometimes he doesn’t care for them. They’ve been known to go poorly. Sometimes. Saves plenty of time by typing “commercial at” rather than “at”. Utilizes subtle facial gestures to convey the subtext of his words.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Finds ambrosia to be a refreshing treat. Thinks that Kathleen Turner is still vaguely attractive, on some level. Doesn’t care for math. Was surprised to find that Goldschlager’s got gold in it. Would like folks to keep an eye on that Stuart Anderson. Doesn’t think the caller should tip his hand on “that kind of thing.”

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Admits he finds accordions lovely. Recommends using statistics to your advantage. Understands the heartbreak of premature greying. Says Toastmasters changed his life. Recently discovered that “HazMat” is not an acronym. Doesn’t watch Animal Planet all that much.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Is starring in an upcoming feature film. Says folks on a tight budget enjoy the sensible value of variety meats. Wonders at which point a lot of carrots becomes too many. Turns to collaborative internet resources for researching his facts. Says Joaquin Phoenix breaks a common stereotype regarding actors. Won’t forget his firsthand run-in with Mark Wahlberg anytime soon.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Discourages being overly boastful. Acknowledges the usefulness of lasers for a myriad of projects, as well as the inherit dangers. Is concerned about the new facility’s ability to process phone calls. Doesn’t intend to be on the wrong side of the State Gaming Board ever again. Warns about the deceptive thermal properties of modern exhaust systems. Encourages compliance with workplace Internet usage guidelines.

n this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Discourages the use of arcane acronyms. Considers all listener suggestions. Practices selective philanthropy. Shows kindness through giving, to heal emotional wounds. Would love to know what Roger’s holiday plans are. Creates spontaneous festivity with seasonal foliage.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Enjoys seeing Ks stand in for Cs in commercial signage. Feels the restless should seek out relaxing hobbies. Thinks there should be an easier way for listeners to e-mail the show. Is not familiar with all contemporary colloquialisms for animal waste. Gently discourages the use of indefinite pronouns. Utilizes mnemonic devices to recall complicated processes and phrases.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Is not familiar with standard Asian pronunciation rules. Argues that microwave meals are underrated. Discourages conflict resolution via physical confrontations. Tends to easily lose track of time when chatting with old friends. Can be fooled by genuine-looking certificates. Questions family alliance when money is involved.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Steadfastly opposes the filing of fraudulent documents. Is no match for automated telephone dialing features. Appreciates brevity in electronic correspondence. Recommends repurposing everyday items to increase their usefulness. Feels it’s important to protect Dolly Parton’s good name. Expresses uncertainty about his ability to recognize less common nuts.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Advocates the use of vinyl surfaces beneath office furniture. Is adamant about using the right measuring devices to measure ovoid objects. Encourages deliberate consumption of between-meal sweets. Is compelled to remind listeners of talk show caller etiquette. Interprets the subconscious messages inherent in footwear shoelace patterns. Frowns upon overpriced haircuts.

In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Advises callers to gather their thoughts prior to going “on air.” Finds endomorphic ladies appealing. Feels that ownership of an item lies inherently in one’s ability to disassemble it. Suggests professional help when dealing with seasonal pests. Waives his strict “No Caps” policy for his part-time employees. Is intimidated by compact folding blades. *content advisory* – This episode contains salty language that you’d be embarrassed to use in front of your mother.