BED VLOGS

For Christmas Zork & Sweetie got an iRig Mic. So they used a party too test the Mic in a loud party situation as well as find out the best way to kill off all the muppets. The interviews were shot with an iPhone 4S with an olloclip attached [wide angle lens]. The interview audio is all from the iRig Mic. The BedVlog footage is shot with a Sony SR8 and a bluetooth Mic. The iRig was great, but doesn't work with the Sony camera... only iOS devices.

Every National Poetry Slam we try to shoot 4-10 BedVlogs. We only got to do 1 this Nationals in Cambridge, MA, but we got the legendary Wonder Dave.... so we are quite happy!!!!!

1st Ever BedVlog Review! ; BedVlogs has normally been shot with a MacBook being held overhead.

Zork & Sweetie (2 touring & teaching National Slam poets) took a life's savings and bought a dishwasher, surrounded it with a small funky house & invited friends & family on July 24th, 2010 to party with cheap beer & pizza, alcoholic lemonade & Chex Party Mix. 6 Security Cameras catch the action. And Zork sure loves his new house, despite the $0 bank balance. And he sure loves his Sweetie even more.

Blunty3000 can't get an iPad yet [because he is an Aussie], but all of America can get their own Dedicated BedVlog viewer. Most people don't know that the iPhone and iPod touch were just beta testing devices for the iPad which is really just a dedicated BedVlog viewer. Enterprising developers have figures out ways to hack the iPad to do other things. but it' sole INTENT was just to be the ultimate BedVlog viewer. And people are lining up around blocks across America, just to jump bring Zork & Sweetie into their own beds

Zork & Sweetie have been together for 5 years and this is there 5th Valentine's day. And the secret is revealed.... this year there is no stuffed Gorilla & Zork is really LEAST romantic man in the world!

Nalts makes bad coffee, but Zork can't make it al ALL!

Blunty3000 poses an interesting argument to crack the egg and scamble the eggs on the Chicken & Egg paradox..... but he forgets that Steve Jobs is god and the Mac came 1st

YouTube celebrity Blunty3000 thinks all American's are Yankees.

Yep, this is the SECOND time we had Nalts in bed.... But instead of Spricket24 we got Zipster in bed too. We love the Zipster, but not in THAT kind of way. NOTE the HORRIBLE sound and the broken bed... As a person with a degree in Broadcast in film i pride myself on the use of wireless mics and such for good sound.... who knows what happened to my mike here. Thanks to Nalts & Zipster for showing us a good time in bed.

Zork & Sweetie can NOT sing.... BUT Zork does sing better and ONE of them is topless and its over in 2 minutes. -- Eric ZORK Alan [Professional poet & BED VLOGGER] -- StolenSnapshots . com

Netflix is having a Guiness Book of World Records movie watching contest in Times Square in October and there is 1 free slot [of 8]. Zork of the BedVlogs is the biggest movie buff you will EVER meet!!! Sweetie is NOT! So, Zork wants to Netflix in Times Square and Sweetie will stay in Bed.

4th BedVlog of National Poetry Slam 2008 in Madison, WI with Zork, Sweetie & Slam Legend Twain Dooley from the Baltimore Slamicide team.

Zork & Sweetie with their team at the 2008 National Poetry Slam in Madison, WI....here is a BedVlog with slam legend Adam Stone

Zork & Sweetie [Slammaster & Assistant SlamMaster] are at the National Poetry Slam. This Bed Vlog is with the legendary Paris Team. That ranked a 1st place in their 1st night of competition but are disqualified because 1 of their team members could not board the airplane in France.

Zork & Sweetie [Slammaster & Assistant SlamMaster] are coaching their great team of Rookie National Slam Poets at the National Poetry Slam. And when at Nationals we always get the biggest National Slam Celebrities into BedVlogs. Here is slam legend and veteran Big Poppa E.... 3X HBO Def Poet.

Zork & Sweetie spent Friday night at 11pm on line at an Apple Store to get a 3G iPhone. Yep, Zork loves his new sexy G3 iPhone and Sweetie will groove on Zork's old phone..... but SHEESH.... sync bugs, MobileMe bugs, and Calendars with NON matching colors. Oh, but the new hidden voice dialing feature is GREAT!!!!

YouTube celebrity Blunty once again got Sweetie & I talking about BOOBS!, Bossoms, Vivaldi & thinking of Don Knotts.

One of us two Bed Vloggers is a movie geek [hint a BIG movie geek], so Bed Vlogs is big fans of Brandon Hardesty's movie impersonations. We had to say hi and congratulations as well as do a scene impersonation with our new Vermont Teddy Bear friends.

On YouTube they have these video tagging thins. We were tagged to give FIVE FACTS each about us.... here is the naked truth.... in bed.

Zork & Sweetie of the BEDVLOGS are proud to present their ladder climbing cat. We are currently looking for agents to represent Tigger. He does require his own trailer & unlimited supply of cat nip. Tigger needs his own personal vacuumer.

Blunty3000 [YouTube celebrity & freind] had a bad retail experience…. Sweetie has had many BAAAD experiences at BEST BUY stores. Zork loves them. Anyhow, she ranted for 20 minutes and I cut them to 7 words…. But 1st lets go behind the scene’s at a Bed Vlog episode in the making.

Yes, there is a glimpse of the Topless Texan in this... but this is Zork & Sweetie gleeful that we have been here for 1 year and 43 BedVlogs. This is unlinked, so there is no hit whoring in this episode, so please tell 1,000 friends to watch & celebrate with us.

YouTube's TheHill88 showed us the great new features of Tiny Bubbles in YouTube Previews.... Zork can't stop saying.... "bubbles" and Sweetie can't stop singing

Once upon a time YouTube celebrities Nalts, Spricket24 & Christopher Mast jumped in Bed with Zork & Sweetie, yet they are feeling lonely and unsung.

The BED VLOGS loves Blunty3000 [of YouTube fame] but Santa has to sue him. Many don't know Zork is actually Santa's stage name when he is a Slam Poet [yep, Santa Moonlights as a professionally performing poet] and Santa has to start suing blunty and others for infringing on his copywrites and trademarks.

National Slam Champ Slammaster jumps in bed with Zork & Sweetie in Austin, TX. Zork & Sweetie are competing at and Performing at The 2007 National Poetry Slam

The ENTIRE National Slam Team of Delaware jump into bed with Zork & LV at the National Poetry Slam in Austin, TX. More slam celebs all week.

Granma Dave, a slam celebrity, repping the DC/Baltimore Team in bed with Zork & Sweetie in Austin, TX. More slam celebs all week.

On 07-07-07 YouTubers from around the country came to Washington Square Park, Zork & Sweetie came with 188 free "BED VLOGS" mugs and a full size mattress. YouTube celebrity Brookers bought the bribe and came and had 78 seconds of fun in Bed with us Despite the REALLY loud jazz music destroying this soundtrack, we had a blast More YouTube 777 celebrity guest star appearances are coming

On 07-07-07 YouTuber from around the country came to Washington Square Park, Zork & Sweetie came with 188 free "BED VLOGS" mugs and a full size mattress. Then we asked YouTube celebrities to get in bed with us. The day ended like this with bad loud jazz and our first fivesome with Naltz, Spricket24 & ChristopherMast. Yep, how many YouTube celebrities can you cram in one BED VLOG, I think this show answers that question. This is the 1st in a series of 777 celebrity guest star Bed Vlogs. Despite the REALLY loud jazz music destroying this soundtrack, we had a blast -- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet] -- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER -- www.StolenSnapshots.com

Zork was videotaping footage for Slam Camp [for internal documentary use] in Oneonta, NY. Sweetie was a happy camper. And we chat a bit about the forthcoming NYC 07-07-07 YouTube Gathering in NYC. This vlog guest stars slam legends Ray McNiece & Big Poppa E and PSI's Slam Camp

3amstudios did a battle between a Vista Machine & 1986 Mac Classic II and the 21 year old Mac trounced the Vista machine. Some people may remember that Zork, before being known as a Bed Vlogger, was the actor [NOT] paid to portray the C64 in the YouTube video below. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yfgmu... Sweetie, has a guest star this week.. the Commodore 64 himself. (less)

In the spirit and with thanks to YouTube's Geriatric1927 Happy Fathers & Grandfathers to all. Zork's father died when he was five and Sweetie's husband died 3 years ago leaving a fatherless child, so the day is bittersweet to us. But there is much to be grateful for. All the fathers here and gone. Oh, and to spice things up a bit Zork is topless again in this vlog and we work in some goofy faces and keep the whole thing under 3 minutes.

GetAMac..... INDEEED, EVERYone needs to Get a Mac. But National Slam Poet Zork, REALLY wants his iPhone and he wants it NOW!!!! If he gets an iPhone, then when on tour, he will whip it out at Poetry readings worldwide. Hint, Hint..... Steve, please send Zork an iPhone.

YouTube celebrities, NALTS & boh3m3 have theme songs. And GeekBrief.tv and DL.TV have their own theme songs too. Nalts (the YouTube uber Celebrity) made it clear with his SECOND Theme song that Zork & Sweetie need to get Earth, Wind & Fire or Dobie Gray [who wrote the forward for Zork's book "I am NOT a poet"] to pen & perform a theme song for the Bed Vlogs. But until we have a Grammy Award winning theme song we can show a clip of the great JEMNIFUR's "Bed Vlog Appreciation" song. You can find her full BED VLOG song at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m78Mq-Syc1A

Carrie Keagan of NoGoodTV had Borat on her show and they talked about Pamela Anderson's big boobies. Zork is a fan of Borat & Boobies. Zork & Sweetie chat about all the above. Pam and/or Carrie are formally invited to be BED VLOG guest stars.

YouTube superstar Geriatric1927 is about to become a music superstar. Sweetie & Zork think this is kooler than even Kool & The Gang. And Davy Jones [a Monkee] even endorses portions of this video. Sweetie reads a SLAM poem called "My Generation" for Mr. Geriatric1927. -- Eric ZORK Alan [National Slam Poet] -- Professional poet & BED VLOGGER -- www.StolenSnapshots.com

At the Academy Awards Dove showed a 30 second user generated commercial for their "DOVE CREAM OIL BODY WASH". It was NOT this commercial made by my sweetie. While we did have a script, a sweetie, and an HBO Def Poetry superstar [not Zork, someone much, MUCH more famous [ie RAC] lines up there was no Dove Cream Oil Body Wash to be found. So here is our bed vlog instead. There is absolutely no sex in this bed vlog.... BUT, once should know that the proper place to apply "Dove Cream Oil Body Wash is EVERYwhere!" -- StolenSnapshots.com -- P.S. By the way we all know it will be Scorsese, "The Departed" and Mr. Forrest Whitaker tonight.... Why? "Because it's in his nature!"

BED VLOG: Zork & Sweetie talk about sex lives. The sex lives of chickens and cocks. There is no talk of breasts or boobs in this bed vlog, just chicken woop-woop... aka "Cloacal Approximation." HBO's Real Sex and The Nature Channel have never had such an exited 3 minutes. Please SUBSCRIBE so we can bring you more Bed Vlogs