Five Star Review With Bjorn & David

This week Bjorn and David review reviews of the wildest season of the Bachelor, while also discussing sports jerseys, Game of Thrones, crossovers, scandals, and Colton Underwood. Stay tuned for the big reveal at the end!

Pod Five Star when we gotta jibboo, Five Star gotta jibboo!! This week Bjorn and David review reviews of what happens when a free-flowing jam band goes mainstream (at least according to their “phans”) while also discussing tripping on magic mushrooms, Disney World, cluster flies, and cool merch.

Marietje Hauprich returns to sub in for Bjorn on this very special intimate episode of 5 star to talk reviews of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Everybody get up, it's time to pod now, we've got a review going down, welcome to the Five Star! Now you're here, lend an ear to the Five Star! All right! This week Bjorn and David review reviews of yet another movie that's been remade while also laying up conversations about grail shoes, British sports, and good vs. great entertainment. Special guests include the Looney Tunes and Hannibal Lecter.

Hello Clarice, this week Bjorn and David review reviews of a prequel to the film that actually contains the “Hello Clarice” line, while also veering off to discuss Michael Petersen, IKEA furniture, self-help books, and the difference between horror and thrillers.

This week Bjorn and David review reviews of a classic Disney film that as far as we know has not been remade yet and has no need to be, while also veering off to discuss Disney remakes, CGI, and skateboarding.

Light up the trick candles and pop the champagne! Bjorn and David celebrate the podcast's one year anniversary by reviewing reviews of a fun flick with an interesting variation on the Groundhog Day formula, while also veering off to discuss MoviePass, Ohio, and David's iPhone battery. Light up the trick candles and pop the champagne!

Comedian and Cat Mom Marietje Hauprich is back in the studio subbing in for David to talk about cats, Catnip, and read some reviews of her cats favorite toy the the Yeowww! Catnip Toy, Yellow Banana!

In this episode Bjorn is joined by special guest, friend and comedian Marietje Hauprich! Together they get a chance to nerd out about video games in quarantine and share thoughts on the perfect game for playing while stuck at home (unless you like to share), Animal Crossing New Horizons. Grab your Switch and your copy of the game and laugh along with these two in this island hopping adventure of Five Star Review! 

Buckle up folks! Bjorn and David are reviewing reviews of the newest Griswold Family Vacation while also discussing Christina Applegate, driverless cars, and being joke forward. Special guests include Mickey Mouse and a toddler.

This episode may be perhaps the most controversial Five Star Review yet, as Bjorn and David break down the illustrious Apple Watch while also discussing time management and trying to figure out what an ECG is. Special guests include Dr. Claw, Miss Piggy, and a Canadian.

Splish Splash, Daryl Hannah in a bath! This week Bjorn and David dive into reviews of a potentially problematic 1984 blockbuster that may or may not live up to its PG rating, while also discussing Tom Hanks, Ron Howard, and Son of Beast. Special guests include Iago, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, and Robin Williams.

Scooby Dooby Doo, what happened to you!?? Like, this week Bjorn and David review and review reviews of a polarizing new spin on an old classic, while also deviating to talk about the dentist, grandkids, and Stephen Merchant. Special guests include Spongebob, Plankton, and Scoob himself!

This week Bjorn and David review and review reviews of a “so bad it's good” classic that's snaking into their hearts, while also deviating to talk about kidnapping, CGI, and gummy worms on pizza. This episode will leave you breathless!!

This week Bjorn and David review and review reviews of a helluva picture featuring two of their favorite actors: Keanu Reeves and Al Pacino, while also deviating to talk about kids meals, DVD trailers, and Scooby Doo. Special guests include Al Pacino, Owen Wilson, and Hagrid.

This week Bjorn and David hit the links and review reviews of a set used golf balls that's got some reviewers raving and others pouting in the sand trap. Are they dredged from a lake or sent through a food processor? Hear from special guests including Hank Hill and a hippopotamus while also hearing about topics including skunked beer and Amazon Trail.

Howdy y'all this here episode Bjorn and David prattle about The Daddle, a saddle for dads and not cattle, kids, or coworkers. Is it something fresh and new, or just an overpriced rag with foot loops on it? We'll let the reviewers decide, along with special guests including Dolly Parton and up and coming country music sensation Kirby Calhoun. Yee haw or whatever Follow us on IG: https://www.instagram.com/fivestarreviewpod/

This week David Kildal and Bjorn RG are back to review reviews of a vibrating food pad that's pulsating its way into the hearts of millions, all while joined by special guests including Nic Cage, John Mulaney, and the Crash Test Dummies. Your feet will beg you to give this ep a listen. Follow us on Instagram!  https://www.instagram.com/fivestarreviewpod/ Email Reviews or suggestions to 5starreviewpod@gmail.com

It's a Five Star Revue!! In this very special episode Bjorn RG, David Kildal, and Nick Scalzone review reviews in song with guest appearances from Bob Dylan and Blink 182 as well as a hot new beat from DJ Nick Nasty as they take a stab at the Michael Kors Mini Slim Runway Stainless Steel Watch!

This week Bjorn and David review reviews of the classic product read about by podcasters everywhere: the Manscaped Lawnmower 3.0. This time, we'll hear from a cast of characters including DJ Khaled, Bert Kreischer, Bill Burr, Forrest Gump, and the Hormone Monster from Big Mouth. Manscaped hasn't sponsored us yet, and they might not sponsor us after listening to this episode...

This week Bjorn and David review reviews of a game-changing variation of that clear, cool beverage we know and love and that's so good even Jesus enjoys it! Hear from a bevy of characters including Gandalf, Macho Man Randy Savage, Louie Anderson, and a goose as they deliberate the merits and flaws of this tasty treat.

This episode Bjorn and David review a titillating performance enhancement solution that's got folks ranting and raving. Hear from a cast of characters including The Beatles, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Fozzie Bear, and Shaq as they determine whether these pills are as hyped as the goat suggests

This week Bjorn and David carve up some reviews of a snow skateboard that's got both pros and amateurs scratching their heads. Hear from a cast including a skater punk, a parrot, and Blink 182 as they shred these reviews, bruh!

This week Bjorn and David team up with friend and comedian Nick Scalzone as they review reviews of a canned water known for its murderous tendencies! Hear from a wide cast of characters including Mike Tyson, Dracula, and Kermit the Frog as they determine how well this killer canned water can kill!

This week Bjorn and David are joined by comedian and host of The Art of Bombing podcast, Dan Bublitz! Hear them make their best attempts at a variety of voices including Gym Bro, Angry Karen, and a 50's Salesman while reviewing a classic microphone that they're all too familiar with.

In this Episode Bjorn RG and David Kildal bulk up on their review game while taking a look at a protein bar that's got the studio buzzing while working out their best impressions of Ray Romano, Lois Griffin, and a Labrador retriever.

This week Bjorn and David join up with comedian Todd Basil and review reviews of a trombone while failing to pronounce the word “embouchere” in a variety of accents including Minnesotan, Irish, and auctioneer, while also rambling about school band, the Unipiper, and Batman.

This episode Bjorn and David review reviews of a timeless classic (at least to most people) in a variety of accents and impressions including Fozzie Bear and Crocodile Dundee while occasionally veering off to talk about Punchline, VHS Purses, and Halle Berry.

In this episode Bjorn and David introduce an all-new Five Star Review feature that's sure to make the podcast accentier and impressionier than ever while tackling a toilet timer that's got folks talking trash, while veering off to discuss libraries, Zoom gloom, showering, and GQ magazine

In this episode Bjorn and David unpack a multi-tool that's perfect for every Best Boyfriend Ever, or anyone who's desired a tool with a hammer, pliers, fish scaler, nail filer, and bottle opener while occasionally taking a stab at topics like sweet-as-pie Texas accents, car break-ins, engraved weaponry, and Europeans.

This week Bjorn and David take down a baby monitor that's straight out of a sci-fi horror flick and make their best attempts at Jeff Bridges/Paul Rudd/Gilbert Gottfried impressions, all while occasionally veering off to discuss Skynet, influencers, cages, and Irish Shenanigans

New Year, New Episode! Bjorn and David laugh and burp their way through the first episode of the new year while reading reviews of a desk calendar that's got organized people flipping out, while also veering off to talk about tildes, tiny desks, Heath Ledger's Joker, and Richard Ayoade.

Alright alright alright…..this episode Bjorn and David spend about 90% of the episode attempting Matthew McConaughey impressions while reading excerpts of his autobiography and the the reviews of those found amazed, dazed, and confused by it, while also talking about bumper stickers, True Detective, Lincoln SUV's, and infinite circles.

FIVE GOLDEN STARRRRRRS—this episode Bjorn RG and David Kildal review a tree that may require multiple hours of setup to look real, while occasionally veering off to talk about nettles, egg nog, Christmas in Florida, Seven Dwarves, fluffing, and the Navy.

This Episode Bjorn RG and David Kildal once again team up with Comedian Nick Scalzone to talk about a set of silk pillowcases that happen to lend themselves very well to a litany of innuendos, while also discussing Amino acids, Table Tennis Championships, Alex Jones, and lighting silk on fire.

You'll shoot your eye out, kid! In this episode Bjorn RG and David Kildal team up with friend & comedian Nick Scalzone to discuss a set of questionable airsoft guns that are taking the world by storm, while also rambling about Juggalos, Millenial Indifference, and getting shot in the eye.

This episode Bjorn RG and David Kildal break down a big ol' bag of marshmallows that is definitely part of a nutritious, balanced breakfast. Sprinkled throughout the episode are their attempts at Yoda and Smèagol impressions and discussions about farms, Tatooine, Prediabetes, and how David has no idea how Rice Krispie Treats are made.

TRAMPOLINES GONE WILD. This episode, Bjorn RG and David Kildal follow the trail of one of their favorite reviewers and discover a u-shaped stake that *should* keep trampolines from going airborne. Hear some horror stories and wild takes in some funny accents with the occasional meandering to discuss hurricanes, tornadoes, and kids birthdays.

In this episode Bjorn RG and David Kildal dive into the hidden subculture of the Amazon review world while also examining a product that *might* be good at trapping gnats! All this plus the occasional spiraling into topics including literature, typing in all caps, and Nat King Cole. Pull up an ear! If you have a great review you want to hear on the podcast hit us up at our email:  5starreviewpod@gmail.com

In this episode Bjorn and David attempt impressions of their favorite comedians while reading reviews of a workspace exercise bike guaranteed to annoy every coworker on earth

This episode Bjorn and David review a product that cleans up cleaning up nice nice, all while working out their hyper masculine voices and occasionally peeling off to discuss Shark Tank, John Waters, Sudoku, and their worst picture days. Shave some time off of that workday and give it a listen!

In the Cost-ober finale, Bjorn and David surrender to cuteness and flex their Mid-Atlantic accents while reviewing an Officially Licensed costume that has dog (and cat) owners excited and their pets wallowing in misery, while also rambling about cowls, being in heat, and taking candy from babies

HIGHWAY TO THE REVIEW ZONE. In this high-flying episode, Bjorn RG and David Kildal have the need…the need to read about a jumpsuit that's got 5'9” 190-lb men revving up for a rockin' Halloween. In the midst of the action they also ramble about angry models, thrift store costume purchases, and working on the railroad. Put on your aviator sunglasses and turn up the volume for this flaming hot ep!

In this episode Bjorn RG and David Kildal review a controversial set of Lederhosen whilst flaunting their German heritage, attempting their best Darth Vader impressions, and rambling about harmonicas, Korn, stag parties, and whether Oktoberfest is spelled with a K or a C. Check it out, ja?

In Week 1 of Five Star Review's costume month, Bjorn & David review the infamous inflatable T-Rex costume that took 2016 by storm--inspiring weddings, amusing coworkers, and luring dogs--while also discussing dating apps for kids, The Color Purple, and the potential loss of humanity.

In this episode Bjorn and David flex their ASMR skills while delving into a tiny microphone that's taking the YouTube vlogging/karaoke/relaxing at home world by storm! Is it good for interviewing dogs? Is it the answer mice comedy clubs have been waiting for? Find out!!

Bjorn and David review an office desk-sized take on a fan favorite: a self-help board book that comes with a miniature inflatable tube guy! Load up on 9-volt batteries and find an irritable coworker while you enjoy our latest installation

In this episode Bjorn and David get wrapped up in the FIRST listener submission: a large blanket that looks (but does not taste) like an authentic tortilla, known to confuse animals and inspire binges of abnormally large foods. Grab the guac!

This week Bjorn and David team up with friend & comedian Eliza Butler as they Face/Off with a magical pillow that some would consider a National Treasure. Don't get Left Behind this week. Peggy Sue Got Married.

In this episode Bjorn and David butter you up with their Family Guy impressions while reviewing a pair of giant novelty, potentially toxic, potentially life-changing lobster claws.

In this episode Bjorn and David explore a massive TV with an even more massive price tag, and share some reviews from people who decided to splurge on it. Could this 84-inch 4k 3D 10-touch behemoth be too good to be true??