Greasy

The fellas discuss the ultimate beer review, patio season 2021, hitting a piss rocket down the fairway, the top jobs kids want, face smoothing filters, chicken parm subs, the NCAA Tournament thus far, modern plumbing systems, the NFL Draft in Cleveland, farting at the urinal, giving yourself a Rotten Tomatoes score, the Greasy Grinder of the week, and Greasy one year later.

The fellas discuss office bracket pools, Mountain Dew's college basketball promo, a broken Joey Galloway bobblehead, watching the tourney at Bdubs, picking your character in Mario Kart, groomsmen gift advice, bachelor party ideas, their NFL free agency interest, Last Chance U: Basketball, Justin Bieber album hype, John Mayer's TikToks, giving away DJ's 2016 Honda Civic for a perfect bracket, this week's Greasy Grinder, and Bitcoin Boulevard.

The fellas discuss bowling league memories, Conference Tournament Bobby, Cleveland State making the dance, surviving in the 13th century, the much-anticipated Snyder cut, Ginny and Georgia, being a pushover on Shark Tank, watching every shot of Richy Werenski, round three of stimulus checks, the history of AsiaTown in Cleveland, and the overanalysis of life.

The fellas discuss “reputation” tv shows, not watching videos your friends send you, avoiding the Mickey Callaway conversation, being duffle bag boys, amateur vs. pro golfers on the tee box, text exchanges with your buddy's girlfriend, continually retiring from gambling, DJ's love for Kelly Olynyk, Rob's love for Cam Smith, using “chief” to address someone, concession food rankings, chain restaurant rolls, Jordan Clarkson confidence, this week's Greasy Grinder™, and the history of Duck Island.

The fellas discuss quad weather, DJ's badass test (beta), going to a baseball game alone, wanting to be Brooks Koepka, the Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley engagement, the current value of their NBA Top Shot accounts, eating a salad at 6:30 a.m., Cleveland State basketball, Nike skateboarding shoes, new Good Vibe Handbook™ entries, the Greasy anniversary, and middle school basketball memories.

The fellas discuss Random Acts of Venmo, doing TikTok dances with your niece, Adam Sandler bringing back Happy Gilmore, cooking dinner for strangers, fake Baker Mayfield trades, scrolling through Zillow, overweight guys wearing joggers, tearing up watching American Idol auditions, drinking gimmick beers, Phoebe Bridgers smashing her guitar, #GroupBets2021, the Greasy Grinder®, “Bora Bora” cards, sharing chips and queso rules, handshakes coming back, and the dream of playing in a pro-am golf tournament.

The fellas discuss the Good Vibe Handbook™, bringing baseball back to League Park, a bold LaMelo Ball prediction, not fully understanding crypto, Rebecca Black being back, 3OH!3's best lyric, golf getting us through the dark months, Ridiculousness dominating MTV, Rob opening football cards, drinking Modelo, and classifying beers for BrewTube (all while DJ's apartment neighbor plays his piano).

The fellas discuss sticking it to Vegas sportsbooks, real vs. fake Super Bowl props, five-layer dip, things they want to work hard at, Cavs basketball = fun, the evolution of how we listen to music, when your friends are making money and you aren't, the Good Vibe Handbook™, appetizer etiquette, this week in NBA Top Shot, continuing BullyJuice workouts, brewing a Greasy beer, and avoiding the Sunday (and everyday) scaries.

The fellas discuss a Reddit army impacting the stock market, tapping into the NBA Top Shot market, DJ's new workout routine, helping Brandon Staley become an NFL head coach, having nightmares about Chad Henne's 14-yard run, a post-Super Bowl gambling cleanse, Rob's #punktok obsession, Ready Player One's greatness, munster vs. pepper jack, goat vs. baby goat, Friday work beers, and naming your own bar.

The fellas discuss James Harden complaining his way to Brooklyn, calling athletes fat (e.g. Eddie Lacy), traits that your friends talk behind your back about, Francisco Lindor being traded to the Mets, grinding through the winter, #GBEOD, eating chili dogs and watching the Browns, betting the Browns to beat the Chiefs (+385), the failed Golden Parlay, CJ Spiller and Scotty Pissen, the evolution of beer drinkers, and leaving listeners on a positive note.

The fellas discuss having the 158th biggest fantasy sports podcast, drinking expired beers, grinding through four months of suck, the golden parlay, the greatest Ohio sports weekend ever, 18 hours of Super Wild Card Weekend, settling bets with your friends, watching movies on tv, Rob's LOTR obsession, getting lunch with Aaron Rodgers, Rob's Chevy Impala, finding hitmakers like Kevin Siegel, Keno and roulette numbers, two bros drinking Rhinegeist Truth, the greatness of brewery tours, the overabundance of IPAs, and Browns vs. Steelers score predictions.

The fellas discuss Rob having COVID, how they're spending their stimulus checks, paying off student loans right now, getting better at golf vs. gambling, the top 5 adult beverages of 2020, the greatness of Miller Lite aluminum pints, Browns vs. Steelers, Myles Garrett vs. Mason Rudolph, the state of Cleveland, grown men wearing jerseys (Part III?), 2021 goals and predictions, people wishing they were quarantined, and flying Frontier.

The fellas discuss how to use PTO at the end of 2020, the incredible Browns vs. Ravens game, the Cleveland Indians changing their name (Cleveland Grease?), a TouchTunes romantic comedy, unquestionably attractive people, exchanging certified locks for Christmas, the fried chicken bubble, Taylor Swift's new album, giving up gambling for a year's worth of salary, what makes a good friend, dipping sauces hitting their apex, starting Tyron Johnson in fantasy this week, liking beers that you don't like, Baker Mayfield as a top 12-ish quarterback, Browns vs. Giants on Sunday Night Football, and Charlie Woods winning over .5 majors.

The fellas discuss the Jumanji house, Netflix pumping out Christmas movies, preheating in life, legalizing sports gambling in Ohio, watching games at Winking Lizard with your bros, defining your music taste by NPR Tiny Desks, songs that go (e.g. Zedd - Clarity), buying Christmas gifts for coworkers, giant pencils, things you think about when you fall asleep, Greasy tees (part II), Creed at the bar (part II), Brewdog Corner, canned mix drinks overtaking seltzers, Search That Volume 2020, and Browns vs. Ravens on Monday Night Football

The fellas discuss NFL football on a Wednesday, DJ's cornbread on Thanksgiving, insecurities about their Spotify Wrapped, creating album podcasts, putting on for their city, rewatching Entourage, sharing friends of friends' HBO accounts, Sunday morning juice, Cleveland's infatuation with Nick Chubb, the Ball brothers vs. Paul brothers, Russell Westbrook being traded to the Cavs (he wasn't), @twopinkstarbursts on TikTok, DJ Chark's wedding, liking your own text message, using windshield wipers to describe the weather, Browns (+6) vs. Titans, Akron (-2.5) vs. Bowling Green, and Rob rocking an XFL hat.

The fellas discuss Bud Light vs. Miller Lite, a Peloton trainer reality show, refraining from complaining post-Covid, contributing on Thanksgiving, Alice's Restaurant by Arlo Guthrie, rigging the NBA Draft, the 2003 NBA Draft class photo, whether they actually like football or not, the “Gus Edwards” in your life, how the economy works, Double Stuf Oreo sales, JoJo buying a drink at a bar, Browns vs. Eagles, and gambling plays of the week.

The fellas discuss nitro beers, time zones, Four Seasons Total Landscaping, getting hyped for the Masters, Abraham Ancer's caddie ripping darts, fall food (and beer) habits, The Queen's Gambit's greatness, participating in Movember, feeling bad for a college football coach that makes $500k, mildly famous people getting out of tickets, the biggest benefit of being old, a decent idea to blow up on Tik Tok, Fort Minor's music holding up, and the legacy of Alex Trebek.

This week, DJ hosts an audio game show with no contestants.

The fellas discuss their best Halloween costumes, Antonio Brown joining the Bucs, OBJ vs. Hollywood Higgins, pulling Charizards in 2020, watching (or lack thereof) the World Series, Mookie's cookies, bold second-half fantasy football predictions, election predictions, drinking ciders, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, Harry Mack freestyles, good foods to eat while lying down (part II), Russell Crowe on a cereal box, judging people by their attire, the worst purchases they've ever made, buying an e-bike, AJ Green vs. Travis Fulgham, and Browns vs. Raiders score predictions.

The fellas discuss the feeling of your favorite shirt being clean, Ohio State football coming back, betting 21.5 point favorites, “midrange” beers, the greatness of Dortmunder Gold, the North Carolina Senate Race (Cal Cunningham vs. Thom Tillis), being historically sexy, eating shit alongside the Browns, cashing out other people's slot tickets to buy beer, “Raydiation” by Ray J (and the Perry Nuclear Power Plant), shorting the television and taco markets, the Great Lakes Exposition, and popular and not-so-popular Halloween candy.

The fellas discuss head coaches wearing face shields vs. masks, Browns (4-1) vs. Steelers (4-0), swapping bodies with a “buns” athlete, Freaky Friday Night Lights™, clambake season, transitioning into darker fall beers, the least likely celebrity to be on The Masked Singer, delaying your work lunch, how they articulate where they're from, the best type of shirt, Sokolowski's closing, and what they're consuming this week.

The Browns are 3-1. The fellas discuss the possibility of the Browns being good, Kevin Stefanski's case for the hottest coach in the NFL, week 5 predictions, first quarter MVP's, how the team will fill the Nick Chubb void, if they're all in on Baker, the Brown they'd most like to get a beer with, and attending a game with 12,000 fans. Special shoutout to Coach Rosati (Perry legend).

The fellas discuss drinking beers with no regard, political talk in an office, paying taxes on future gambling winnings, COVID impacting week 4 of the NFL season, TVs on the floor, crappy recliners, Machine Gun Kelly's new album, fall footwear, what they're spending money on this week, championships without parades, if it's worth it to eat a Butterfinger, Return of the Mack returning, and Baker Electric Motor Vehicles. Note: A reference to Kristin Cavallari was edited out of this episode (Rob still loves her).

The fellas discuss clickbait ads featuring Lily from AT&T, Sunday lowkey being the best drinking day, why people should care about playoff baseball, playing driveway basketball as a kid, struggling with their fantasy football rosters, Xbox and PlayStation's upcoming consoles, playing music on vinyl, robot handjobs, Kay Adams at the beginning of Ian Rapoport videos, and bagel-related search engine terms.

The fellas discuss “I can't believe it's already September” guy, sitting in the living room in your underwear, taking beer home from a party, the Browns early-season struggles, the ideal Sunday football tv setup, their day-to-day as billionaires, the grocery aisle with the stiffest competition, eating nugs for the Nuggets, Big Ten football coming back, Perry (Ohio) legends, relating the polio vaccine to current day, being a local sports radio host, and dealing with fantasy football injuries.

The fellas discuss rejected Ohio license plates, fantasy football draft highlights, what kind of kid they were on the school bus, the Odell Beckham poop situation, the Travis Scott Meal at McDonald's, doing fall activities, bold NFL predictions for week one (including Cam Newton being trash), the Planet Money Summer School, Myles Garrett/Greasy donations to Waterboys, the greatness of BODYARMOR, running out of podcasts, and money-making NFL locks (including a Browns upset?!).

The fellas discuss betting on the Kentucky Derby, the thrill of a pick six, Rob's top beers to drink in the fall, why Rob hates Fantasy DJ, a fantasy football bubble, brownies vs. cookies, Donald Trump pushing the Big Ten to start football, the type of guys they don't (and do) want to be friends with, putting ads on bananas, the first few episodes of Lovecraft Country, watching The Binge, David Blaine's Ascension, and picking between Austin Ekeler, Julio Jones, and Davante Adams.

The fellas rank draft day on the list of holidays, complete a first-round PPR mock draft, discuss what makes a great in-person draft, provide boom and bust picks (with a Ludacris twist), reveal hardcore locks that will make you a ton of money, play a game of Fantasy Feud, and have an in-depth conversation with one of the best commissioner's in the world.

The fellas discuss eating pierogies in the fall, talking about work with your friends, a bar drink elimination challenge, horse jockeys in a bubble, Jordan Clarkson and Jeff Green, rocking flannels and looking hot, Project Power, people not wearing masks in Chipotle, fantasy football on the horizon, twin sisters marrying twin brothers, chimps flying drones, the ultimate taco, and searching "Christian" based terms.

The fellas discuss the loss of the Akron football season, Kamala Harris as Joe Biden's running mate, taking a week off gambling, playoff LeBron, the first episode of Hard Knocks, the Greasy Movie of the Week (Project Power), speeding up podcasts, Cleveland's lack of a shitty local beer, going back to your high school as a semi-famous singer, emotional hedges when betting, and rocking Lake Metroparks gear.

The fellas discuss Whole Hog pumpkin beers, Kristin Cavallari posting a pic with Stephen, the greatness of the NBA bubble, Friday Night Lights spoilers, abusing the free trials on streaming services, the Big Ten schedule release, drama on the Bachelorette, Brooks Koepka vs. Bryson DeChambeau, the wreck of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald, the greatness of Krispy Kreme, and strategies when meeting a celebrity. This episode is dedicated to Cleveland legend Dick Goddard.

The fellas discuss the ultimate COVID outfit, managing an NFL quarterback room in 2020, lowkey hotties (other than Amy Acton), Unsolved Mysteries, the first week of baseball being back, pumpkin beers debuting in July, commonly ordered Chinese food items on GrubHub, fizzy drinks, Taylor Swift's new album, Keenan Allen vs. Mike Evans, packing lunches vs. going out to eat, having a false sense of confidence, Alex Smith as the Comeback Player of the Year, and Josh Cribbs loving Coney Dogs (alternate spelling: dawgs).

The fellas discuss baseball coming back (with a special guest!), the emergence of doomscrolling, being first in line for the coronavirus vaccine, the incredible evolution of gas stations, Aaron Rodgers' love life, the Project Power trailer, shotgunning beers as old men, loose women, common Cleveland-based search terms, being in a 10-year rut, missed opportunities in remixing songs, the humor in vaping, anticipating the fantasy football season, the perfect morning routine, fireworks and parades being overrated, and shaking hands in the COVID era.

The fellas discuss a way for athletes to become a hero in their respective cities, the ultimate dirty bulking day, the best and worst jobs during COVID (with respect to all health care professionals. Thank you!), Christian McCaffrey dating Olivia Culpo, attending live sporting events in 2020, Memorial DFS picks, Johnny Kilbane winning the featherweight title in 1912, commonly searched recipes on Google, teachers having a life outside of work, a World Putt Competition brought to you by Reduced Fat Wheat Thins, and athletes that don't look like athletes.

The fellas discuss their sauce boss-ness, changing the name of the Cleveland Indians, tactics to leech off of Pat Mahomes, the best mall food court eateries, Cristin Milioti's career, Zac Efron's new Netflix show, mock draft season on the horizon, Rudy Gobert and Donovan Mitchell's relationship, DFS lineups for the Workday Charity Open, common Google searches related to Burger King, the Cuyahoga River catching on fire 12 different times, their preferred shape of ice, Instagram likes, and Trevor Bauer's likeability.

The fellas discuss Odell Beckham as a Brown, athletes getting COVID, being named Karen in 2020, Dr. Pimple Popper, Charlie Puth's compensation for a Subway ad, an obvious Cam Newton sponsorship, Rocket Mortgage Classic locks (Doc Redman), Taylor Swift's vending machine, empathy vs. sympathy, the Stone Cold Stunner being the GOAT finishing move, Bobby Bonilla Day, the ultimate Starter Jacket, and classic '90s sports movies.

The fellas discuss saving half of a burrito for later, Joe Biden's vice president, judging friends by their blankets, Ohio City vs. Cleveland, not yet being AirPod consumers, hanging Kyrie Irving's jersey in the rafters, rooting for friends to have success, Finger On The App, fruits being dragged down by vegetables, gambling on golf, disliking kids that are solid golfers, popular bread items, and the one thing visitors must do in Cleveland.

The fellas discuss the most respected US city, ongoing MLB negotiations, the cult fanbase they're most likely to join, Robby Anderson on the Panthers(?), how to pick a bar in an unknown city, the best sleeps they've ever had, MAC basketball in The Basketball Tournament, Guy Fieri, some more Guy Fieri, their 'The King of Staten Island' review, eating in your car at work, Rob's well-researched history lesson on Old Stone Church, Rihanna's hookups, money-saving tips, hitting the over vs. a trifecta, DJ's rap career, getting hit by a 100mph pitch for $200, and dogs being overrated.

The fellas discuss Seth Rogen vs. Jonah Hill, Dabo Swinney's recklessness, the thrill of betting on horses, their DFS lineup for the Charles Schwab Challenge, ideal summer days, above-ground pools in the middle of backyards, their insecurities, monthly search volume, the USA and USSR working together on the moon, a surefire way to never lose money at the casino, the story of a $7 Airbnb, Taylor Swift's greatness, women wearing jerseys, advice for a college freshman, and pooping in public with your phone volume up.

The fellas discuss what has transpired since the murder of George Floyd and share their perspectives on race. They also talk about Drew Brees' kneeling comments, eliminating one song from existence, leaving restaurant reviews, gambling portfolios, 300-yard drives, privatizing space, Slim Jesus, eating string cheese lying down, Space Force being a bad tv show, Rob as a mayo man, wasting money on birthday cards, and why Greasy isn't on TikTok. Disclaimer: This podcast was recorded in the Butthole of the World.

The fellas discuss their optimal bar experience, baseball not wanting to pay its players, sitting on patios during COVID, 24 teams in the NHL playoffs, betting on NASCAR, the importance of highway exit signs, Uncut Gems, the life of Maurice Stokes, Hernan Cortes burning his own ships in 1519, Donald Trump calling his own daughter hot, mix-matching logos on sportswear, the best(?) dinner you can get for $10, and watching movies in more than one sitting.

The fellas discuss the beauty of a UFC walkup song, MJ vs. LeBron (in a classically terrible fashion), their biggest takeaways from The Last Dance, marketing ideas to assist struggling businesses, shoes you should wear in the summer, Baker Mayfield vs. Joe Burrow, their music compatibility test score, DJ's children's book idea, golf tips with a special guest (Gary from PA), their fantasy adult softball league team, and refusing a $100 million deal from Spotify.

The fellas discuss their top five beer drinking settings, becoming Jon Taffer and Craig David for a day, a 2014 Browns comeback victory, equipment that exercises for you, The Last Dance lovefest, marketing ideas to boost listenership, tv shows they're watching, a genre-bending movie idea, the greatness of Maggie Rodgers, old man sports, dipping eggs in ketchup, the best Adam Sandler movie, planning trips to Vegas after COVID, and Kenny Lofton's case for the Hall of Fame.

The fellas discuss sacrificing a year of golf for a hole-in-one, being birthed into a famous sports family, Michael Jordan's clear gambling addiction, how they reheat their pizza, grown men wearing backward hats, making a 55-yard field goal for $200k, the Greasy Movie Club, DJ's movie idea (aka Project Greasylight), the top five N64 games, fantasy football sleepers, 10/10 albums, the beef shortage, and last week's listenership.

The fellas discuss ordering your steak well done, Rob having a shot with his dream girl (Kirstin Cavallari), how much they'd pay for a beer at a bar right now, Jameis Winston no longer starting in the NFL, perfectly awful sports viewing experiences, golf tips with their #1 fan, Justin Fields vs. Trevor Lawrence, what numbers should be in the hall of fame, wearing a hoodie when you're an adult, the popularity of seltzers in three years, using a push cart on the golf course, and the coach they'd most like to play for.

The fellas discuss their preference between critic and audience scores, Gronk going to the Bucs while holding a WWE belt, Tiger/Peyton vs. Phil/Brady, underrated movies (they know nearly nothing about), counting the months on your knuckles, certified locks in the first round of the NFL Draft, grown men asking for autographs from professional athletes, DJ's Survivor audition tape, and how they'll fare in the 9/9/9 Challenge. Plus, they welcome on gambling expert, MAC.

The fellas discuss retiring from the podcast industry, low-calorie IPAs, to-go alcohol at restaurants, grown men wearing the jerseys of other grown men, what reality show they would thrive on, how they're going to spend their stimulus check, the listenership of this podcast, the famous 9 beer/9 hot dog/9 inning challenge, an NFL prop sheet contest, and NFL futures that are sure to cash.

The fellas discuss their favorite Little Debbie snacks, The Masters coming back in November, if "The Social Network" is a classic movie, LeBron running a 5k, all the compilation videos they're watching in quarantine, Kevin Love being hot, the listenership of this podcast, an NFL Draft prop contest, no longer being stock guys, winning units on marbles, bringing back MLB Showdown via Google Sheets, keeping up with their hygiene, walking through airport security with your shoes off, and Law's feud with our friend's father.

The fellas discuss watching movies with subtitles, musicians that should be on the no-playlist at weddings, binge-worthy shows no one else is talking about, pooping on the same toilet as a famous person, dream pairings for Tiger vs. Phil Part II, their obsession with marble racing, getting arrested for giving stock advice (disclaimer: we know nothing about stocks), an upcoming NFL draft prop bet contest, and some fantasy football memories.

Stay-at-home MVPs, Dr. Amy Acton is hot, Tiger King hot takes, say goodbye to weight loss goals, gambling on marbles, a fantasy baseball/golf/football update, and crying during This Is Us.