Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Steve joins the gang to toast (and roast) Nemesis! Worf bones up, Picard Tokyo Drifts, and Troi steals Beverly's line. Meanwhile John teaches us a new word, Steve comes up with a tongue twister, Cameron wants to end on butts, Bobi gives Worf a breathalizer, and Rob thinks Trump makes the movie better. All this, plus a mind teasing game of Star Trek: Code Names

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Newman helps the gang feel young again as they discuss "Star Trek: Insurrection!" Worf sings karaoke, Beverly loves a lllama, and Picard gets into quilting. Meanwhile Cameron steals a snail trail, Rob gets gaslit, Marcy is good at the Trek, and Newman counts the taints. Engage!Check out Marcy on her podcast, Idle Ride!Follow Newman on TwitterCheck out his podcast, Movies 4 DayzPick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy is lowered into the guest chair by black borg tubing to help Cameron digest his second contact with "First Contact." Riker remembers the morons, Worf needs some ointment, and Data gets a blow job. Meanwhile Cameron ignites his urine, Rob defends the best scene in movie history, Marcy misplaces Arnie, and John knows what to do with psycho ex-girlfriends. All this plus the most heated holodeck debate to date! Engage!Check out Marcy on her podcast, Idle Ride!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang crosses paths with Abby Sommer to gauge how our emotion chips feel about Star Trek: Generations! Kirk proposes to a horse, Picard has a Tyler Durden, and Geordie gets Clockwork Oranged! Meanwhile Cameron channels Picard's mom, Rob sings a song, Bobi recasts Airbud, John gets lost in the Nexus, and Abby shares costume making tips. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchVisit Abby on Bluesky and check out her Enterprise podcast, First Flight

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang is joined by Jesse Bailey and a slew of past guests to look back at the series and podcast, sharing their favorite villains, biggest laughs, and most memorable dildos. You read that right. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy joins the gang to work together to determine the official Green Shirt Top 25 TNG Episodes list! Tune in for betrayal, twists, and redemptions! Plus revisiting many of the trailers for our favorite episodes! Who gets veto burned, whose bait gets bit, and who will play "Shades of Gray?" Tune in now!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang get introduced to "The Jem'Hadar!" Cam washes his mouth out with soap, Bobi is proud of Jake, Rob likes bad boys, John has some force field advice, and everyone has an imdb minute. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy returns to help the gang over the finish line as they discuss the series finale, All Good Things! Worf pitches a big top, Data gets hit on by a cat, and Picard plays the dildo. Meanwhile Cameron wonders how to get around in the future, Rob brings back a bit, Bobi wonders about nips, Marcy chokes to death, and John laughs so hard he bleeds. All this plus a round of "Cat Spotting," "What's that Ep," and "Finale Finalists!" Engorge!Check out Marcy on her podcast, Idle Ride!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang gives their strongest defense of "Tribunal!" They prosecute the case against raccoons, are guilty of doing work on vacation, and bear witness to their favorite non-living character on the station. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchFollow us on Twitter, Bluesky, Threads, and Facebook

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Agent Scott joins the team to declassify "Preemptive Strike!" Picard becomes a meme, Worf is the good cop, and it's all Geordie's fault. Meanwhile Cameron's head canon is broken, Rob doesn't wear flip flops, Bobi parties with Gul Dukat, John piggy backs, and Scott keeps thinking of Dicks. Engage!Follow Scott on TwitterAnd listen to his podcast, SpyhardsPick up some Green Shirt MerchFollow us on Twitter and Facebook

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang work together to discuss DS9's "The Collaborator" in 9 minutes! Rob is a bartchestered binoran, Cameron gets hit close to home, Bobi swallows shit, and John knows how to spell Bajoran names. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Thom Tran boards the Green Shirt express to bring life to the discussion of "Emergence!" Picard leaves the crew in their towels, Data watches old sitcoms, and Riker gives the ship some eyes. Meanwhile Cameron become irrelevant, Rob can't translate Subway, Bobi enjoys looking at barrels, and Thom saves his ex. All this plus a thrilling game of "Train Facts!" Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchFollow Thom on Instagram and Threads

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang spend ninety (or thereabouts) minutes staring into the mirror and examining their thoughts on DS9's "Crossover" in this extra long DS9 Minute! Julian is a Dave-Head, Kira likes the temperature just so, and Odo has Play-doh hands. Meanwhile Cameron cleans his cord drawer, Rob promotes zen driving, Bobi suggests The Triangle of Sadness, and John wants to watch The Big Hit! All this plus a rousing game of Our Mirror Year. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Chris Khatami joins the gang to tell dad jokes about "Bloodlines!" Picard gets caught with his relics out, Beverly gets fired from daytime TV, and Riker eats a pie. Meanwhile Cameron names a Hunger Games character, Rob opens our Christmas presents, Bobi learns from a t-shirt, and Chris gets profound. All this plus a rousing game of Bad Dad Quiz! Engage!  Hear more from Chris on Spec Script!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang revel in the never-ending sacrifice of "The Wire!" John makes HBO jokes, Cameron praises Cardassian covert naming conventions, Bobi TA's Garak's storytelling class, and Rob criticizes Garak's spycraft. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy drops in to surprise Bobi's twin, Drift, to discuss cool uncles, bad dads, and water balloons with "Firstborn!" Picard whips up some biometic gel, Geordie gets out-negotiated, and Alexander gets some Skittles. Meanwhile, Cameron travels through time to take a business class, Rob sells Kevin Smith some shirts, Bobi lets Rob get the last laugh, Drift takes a ride on the Marcy train and Marcy gets a time limit. Engage!Check out Marcy on her podcast, Idle Ride!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang wonder what it's like to live in paradise as they discuss "The Maquis pt 2!" Sisko laughs at his own joke, Dukat gets his groove back and Quark knows how to handle Lady Spock. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!John C Meyers joins the gang to pow-wow (we're so sorry) about "Journey's End! Beverly snores, Geordie draws bad boobs, and Picard gets some stank put on him. Meanwhile Cameron find a sacred soda, Rob's parents visit him in a vision, Bobi asks for a biodome, John C Meyers is the only one that makes sense, and John T Bolds has no ancestors. All this plus not one, but two games! "Know Your Roots" and "Imminent Doh!-main." Engage!Hear more from John C Meyers on his podcasts, John and Alexx Hate Stuff & This May Hurt a Bit.And follow him on Twitter.Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang try not to sabotage the podcast while discussing DS9's The Maquis pt 1! John goes missing, Rob roots for a war criminal, Bobi sees cuckolding and Cam MAY consider DS9 a monumental failure. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Micah steps out of his lab and into the zoo as we discuss "Genesis!" Picard is super bored, Troi has a portable bath tub, and Riker grows a shoulder pad. Meanwhile Cameron perfects his Picard, Bobi thinks skin is gross, Rob chimes in, Micah has the Powerglove, and John has flashlight notes. All this plus a rousing game of The Essentials. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang reunite to fulfill their promise to discuss "Blood Oath!!" Bobi enjoys Klingon Golden Girl, Rob is bored, Cameron wants more heart eating, and John will not stand for chef smearing. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang is joined by Treks and the Cities' Alice Wetterlund to see "Eye of the Beholder" through each other's eyes. Riker has a rough week, Bev gives ballet lessons, and Tasha stars in a binge-worthy show! Meanwhile Cameron eats his cables, Rob angers Carrie Brownstein, Bobi is the most metal, Alice has to sign in to her phaser, and John is really into hulls. All this plus a disgusting game of circle-jerk. Engage!Check out Alice on her podcast, Treks and the CityPick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang begin a beautiful friendship with "Profit and Loss!" Cameron relates with Quark, Rob pads a bit, John designs a half-breed, and Bobi gets shot! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Max visits the gang as we noodle out the meaning behind "Masks!" Riker sculpts a Trombone, Picard asks for some prompts, and Data gets encased in foam. Meanwhile, Cameron shares his Ben Stein impression, Max does his Dorn impression, Bobi gives her transporter impression, John puts on his best Eve 6 impression, and Rob is just impressed. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang arrives to discuss "Playing God" before Rob has his pants on. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Audrey joins the gang as we try to remember how we felt about "Thine Own Self!" Worf smolders, Troi's reunion is too long, and Data gets dials. Meanwhile Cameron's Google is too white, Rob disappoints Weird Al, Bobi infects the crew, Audrey names an alien, and John schools us on Sim City. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang solves the mystery of "Shadowplay!" We discuss intense kissing, first jobs, Odo's lovelife, and shout out It's Got Star Trek!! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jesse Bailey joins us to gossip about the episode which spawned a whole series, "Lower Decks!" Worf makes a bad Bajoran, Riker emulates The Breakfast Club, and Data trains a Roomba. Meanwhile, Cameron is -usually- a total coward, Rob puts make-up on a puppy, Bobi is a tornado storm of hot goss, Jesse traumatizes Picard, and John reveals his new look! Engage!Listen to Jesse over on Open Pike NightPick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang go into the hot box to discuss DS9's "Paradise!" Rob gets greasy, John drives us off a cliff, Bobi is worried about her electronic 'devices,' and Cameron goes on a cinematic journey. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jessi from Crusher Convo joins us as we light a candle for "Sub Rosa!" Troi puts on her business hair, Data describes Beverly's "down there," and Ronin causes global warming. Meanwhile Rob steals everyone's jokes, Cameron gives out an award for costuming, Bobi comes up with "Orgazmo," Jessi walks into Christina Aguilera, and John takes a stand on candles! All this plus a shameless game of "PornHub Feud!" Engage! Hear more from Jessi on Crusher ConvoPick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang can't stop talking, shouting, and exclaiming about "Whispers!" We learn about new (to us) food, update the cave count, read O'Brien's sexy letters, and wonder when a conspiracy becomes just common knowledge. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchHear John talk more about this episode on the Duras Sister's podcast!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!John C Meyers joins us as we round the bases of "Homeward!" Worf is raised by Madonna, Beverly fondles her moss, and Geordie plays Ed Harris. Meanwhile, Cameron keeps it in the family, Rob gets kimchee'd, Bobi hides a body, John C Meyers has a gift for the Borg, and John T Bolds finds out sponsor! Engage!Hear more from John C Meyers on his podcasts, John and Alexx Hate Stuff & This May Hurt a Bit.And follow him on Twitter.Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang gets feverish over "Armageddon Game!" John has notes for the alien terrorists, Bobi has scores for the hair stylists, Cameron has seduction advice for Julian, and Rob reviews security procedures. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Happy Picard Day!! Todd of Computer Resume podcast can attest that we go off the rails while discussing "The Pegasus!" Data plays to the camera, Riker experiments in college, and Picard eats his feelings. Meanwhile Cameron gets panic sweats, Rob has a hard out, Bobi apologizes to John's girlfriend, Todd gets a wink, and John turns in his JAG card. All this plus a round of Real Ship/Fake Ship?! Engage!Hear more from Todd on his podcasts, Computer Resume and Cinema ShockAnd follow him on Twitter.Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang go gooey for DS9's The Alternate! John respects the game, Rob gets an inconvenient nose bleed, Bobi wonders about Odo spunk, and Cameron looks forward to a Star Trek theme park. Engage!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Abby Sommer from First Flight Podcast joins us as we realize there's not a single universe where we didn't enjoy "Parallels!" Worf joins a gymnastics team, Data shops at Goodwill, and Crusher gets a day off. Meanwhile, Cameron dates his co-hosts, Rob wishes Data had a sex tape, Bobi wants Worf's hair, Abby receives the cast of a warrior, and John knows his Picasso's! Engage!Hear more from Abby on First Flight PodcastPick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang face off to discuss DS9's "Rivals!" John gives Cameron Directions, Cameron steals Chris Sarandon from Rob, Rob sweats on Bobi, and Bobi buys blankets with John. Plus, we discover that Prince Humperdink never watched Ninja Turtles! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Joined by Flippe Kikee, the gang cannot stay mum about "Inheritance!" Data goes pale, Picard carves his initials in a planet, and Troi is boring. Meanwhile Cameron puts up a new poster in his room, Rob goes incognito, Bobi recasts a character, John cleans his grandma's attic, and Flippe gets creeped out. Engage!Follow Flippe on Twitter and Instagram!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang takes refuge in talking about DS9's "Sanctuary." We visit Twin Peaks, listen to Kenny G, get emotional, and sync up our Stardates. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Patrick Irelan joins the gang to yowl and hiss about "Inheritance!" Data thinks Geordie's a cat, Worf has some secret intel, and Picard expresses everything with a look. Meanwhile, Cameron's knees hurt, Rob can get us some debris, Patrick saves the planet, and John can't use a lightsaber. PLUS a high speed round of "Fast Cats!" Engage!Check out Patrick on It's Got Star Trek!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang look into their feeling about "Second Sight!" Cameron gets screenwriting advice, Rob transforms into a robot, Bobi is preoccupied with size, and John thought Randy Quaid guest starred in this episode. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch 

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Ashlyn from the Duras Sister's Podcast joins the gang in Long Island to discuss what episodes of TNG they would have liked to have seen season long arcs of.  Data turns into a car, Geordie wants to remain a horrible troll creature, and Picard crushes a young Romulan boy's dreams. Meanwhile Rob fingerprints Armus, Cameron wants David Cronenberg to direct everything, John takes us to Burning Man, and Ashlyn traps the audience in a Casino. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt MerchCheck out all things Duras Sisters Pod!

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang flashback to watching "Necessary Evil!" Rob gets charmed by Quark, John is terrified of Rom, Odo climb's Cam's ladder, and Bobi appreciates all the sick burns. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch 

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Michelle joins us around the campfire to open up about "Attached!" Crusher has some hot goss, Worf gets fired, and Picard listens to his Shakespeare podcast. Meanwhile, Cameron forgets women have nipples, Bobi discovers her favorite soup, Rob wants more cakes, Michelle hulks out, and John falls asleep. All this plus a round of Conspiracy Quiz! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang put their latinum where their mouth is when praising "Rules of Acquisition!" We practice our Nagus impressions, describe the alien of the week's wardrobes, and celebrate boob reveals while also bemoaning the patriarchy. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch 

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang is joined by Shelley McLendon to explore our mommy issues as well as "Dark Page." Picard is good at Snooping, Riker is dumbfounded, and Data uses ChatGPT. Meanwhile, Cameron gets religious, Rob reveals his biggest fandom, Bobi is not anti-woohoo, and Shelley has some ethical questions. Engage!Visit Shelley on InstagramAnd check out her work at The Siren Theater  Pick up some Green Shirt Merch 

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang doesn't need any assistance discussing "Melora!" We discuss Bashir's audacity, flirting, bathing habits, and vocal exclamations! Plus underboob, chicken ladies, and Klingon restaurants! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jenn from My Streaming Bubble joins us to psychoanalyze "Phantasms!" Geordie leaves the parking break on, Picard becomes a cat person, and Troi talks directly to Marcy. Meanwhile, John has advice for Spike Lee, Jen stares at her cat, Rob receives a sick burn, and Cameron won't say no to confetti. Engage!Follow Jenn on TwitterCheck out her podcasts, My Streaming Bubble and Twin It to Win ItPick up some Green Shirt Merch 

The gang read from their meticulously kept notes for "Cardassians!" John and Cam are on fashion watch, Bobi handles philosophy talk, and Rob tracks down recipes. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch

Josh from The Bricked Pit joins us to avoid the banana peels and plot holes of "Gambit pt 2!" Picard goes full WWF, Data changes the wallpaper, and the Enterprise gets in a slap fight. Meanwhile Cameron turns into Bobi, Rob shares his search history, Bobi wants to know more about squirting DNA, John times Picard's reaction speed, and Josh recasts all the Klingons. Engage!Follow Josh on TwitterCheck out his podcast, The Bricked PitPick up some Green Shirt Merch

The gang gets up into the guts of "Invasive Procedures!" Cameron keeps his marriage from falling apart, Rob doesn't drink the Kool-Aid, John tracks O'Brien's family tree, and Bobi wonders what to do with Quark. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch