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We're a bunch of internet SJWs and this is a leftist politics podcast but instead of being problematic for punching down we're problematic for saying things that could INCORRECTLY be misconstrued as threats against politicians (which we cannot stress enough, it is not, it's just a fact). Memento Pok…

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    112 – Flora and Fauna Fanclub

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2021 89:46


    Hey, cool kids! After a uhhhh 90 day retreat into the danger zone, HKIP is back to deliver our wacky verbal crimes via the power of RSS (real silly shit). Join Sara, Val, and John in the Flora and Fauna Fanclub (also, we talk about things)! Topics this week: Joe Biden: trans ally? (no) Anti-trans bills What is pipehitting? Independence Day Justin Trudeau Retire Bitch Best in Show Winner Wasabi (cryptid) Flora and Fauna Lightbringers: Re:Zero DIY Crafts Post 10 Featuring: Sara, Val, and John who also edited. Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Kamala Harris - Don't Cum (sic) Secret Outro: Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara - Terrier Things Noise Space | Twitter

    111 – Miami Heated Gamer Moment

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2021 75:23


    We're baaack! Sara, John and Val shake off the rust to discuss our new President, Joe Biding His Time, aka Joe Bidet-n, and whatever the hell a Parliamentarian is. Other topics include New York politician scandals, land defenders, Mr.s Foot and Boot, and an athlete's oopsie (extremely offensive) stream word. Warnings, we discuss bidets and ...their function... in the beginning of the episode, which only gets a little bit graphic. Featuring: Sara, John, and Val who also edited. Supplemental links: Maki Itoh 1492 GoFundMe Legal Fund Braided Warriors Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Unknown P - Piers Morgan Noise Space | Twitter

    110 – Nintendonald 64

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 134:36


    Well, it actually happened. President Wario has been forced to retire, both from the presidency and from posting. In honor of our least favorite game show host/pile of rancid old yogurt in a suit, we've compiled a list of 64 of his most iconic, bewildering, "jesus christ this guy was really the president, huh" moments and created a bracket. What will be the defining moment of the Trump era? When the dust settles, what will be Donald Trump's ultimate legacy? Let's find out together! Featuring: Sara, Sam, Val, John, elizabeth leafcrunch, and Roy. Edited by Sam. Intro: Wario Land 3 - Title Outro: Wario Land 3 - Credits Noise Space | Twitter

    109 – A Bullet Journal For Your Anime

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 88:11


    We did it! We successfully posted our way through 2020. Thank you for sticking through it with us. On this episode, Sara, Alex Leafcrunch, and John talk about holding the defense budget hostage for $2,000 ransom, Pretendians, Daddy Doug Ford, #carp, and 2020 in general! Sorry! Featuring: Sara, alex leafcrunch, and John. Edited by John. Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Daft Punk - Doin' it Right Synth Cover & Daft Punk - doin it right [HHHgreg remix] Noise Space | Twitter

    108 – Weed Sports Resort

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 72:00


    Well, the election happened I guess! Matt, Sara and Val talk about that for a bit before John heard us talking about Indigenous issues without him and joined us for an update on the Mi'kmaq lobster fisheries. Also Canada's stupidest culture war is back with a vengeance! Featuring: Matt, Sara, Val and special guest John. Edited by Matt. Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Gabe Gundacker - Wii Volleyball

    107 – Dimply Put

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 52:19


    "Oops! (Almost) All Lightbringers!" This week, Val and alex talk about politics and news, for a little while. Topics include the American vice presidential debates, and the funny American president having the virus. Then, for the majority of the episode, they talk about things that have been making them feel happy. Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Over The Garden Wall - Adelaide Parade

    106 – Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good McDonald's

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2020 62:22


    Bit of a bummer one this week, folks! Val and Sara are here to talk a lot about RBG's tragic death at the hooves (and horns) of a rampaging bull and the politicking that has followed the opening up of her seat on the supreme court. We also take a bit of time to discuss the literal actual genocide happening at the hands of ICE and settlers trying to brute force Mi'kmaq fishers out of their extremely legal fishing grounds. But on the bright side: the GarfieldEats guy is making a Quibi about GarfieldEats! And also, they want to sell Quibi (real). If you'd like to help out the Mi'kmaq Treaty Fishery, please head here! Hosted by Sara (who also edited!) and Val. Music Used: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Tracy Chapman - Fast Car

    105 – Shrek's Dick Candle [POTENTIAL DISINFORMATION]

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2020 71:16


    Matt and Sara discuss the very truthful subjects of windmilling a pissballoon off your dick to own cops, salon entrapment, Pig Poop Balls, the Biden campaign shrinking into a corncob, and Joe Kennedy III making car crash history, which his family loves to do. They also discuss more serious topics like what's happening in Rochester NY right now, but let's be honest, we had you at "windmilling a pissballoon." Edited by Val, who also thinks Joe Kennedy III sucks. Intro Music is Evil Men by the Taxpayers Outro Music is a bit cursed but based of a Weezer song, censored by Val

    Dig Doug Your Own Grave Fordnite

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2020 80:37


    In a special bonus episode, Sara and alex are joined by friend of the show John for a deep dive into the conflict between Haudenosaunee land defenders and Ontario land developers at Six Nations of the Grand River Reserve, as well as the centuries of historical events that provide context. If that sounds way too serious for HKIPGTD, don't worry! It's still got jokes in it!! Look at the title!!! (Note: alex says in the episode that she's going to throw it up on the patreon feed, but decided to put it in the main feed as a bonus episode to get it out to everyone! She apologizes to all the comrades and conrads for their names not being in the episode, but points out that there's nothing in the rules that say a dog can't play bonus episode.) For your visual reference: The Haldimand Tract For your homework: Alanis Obomsawin - Trick or Treaty? To donate to the legal defense fund: Paypal or etransfer to landback6nations@gmail.com Hosted by Sara and alex And a special thanks to John for coming on the podcast! Music Used The Taxpayers - Evil Men Wounded Knee - Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee

    104 – A Period of Extreme Problem

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 86:23


    Hello fellow Democrats! Welcome back to HKIPGTD where we're definitely excited for the DNC!! Caroline gives an update on the big beautiful boat rallies of Portland, Sara talks the mail which no one is talking about at all, why is no one talking about the mail? Meanwhile the only Canada story Matt can summon is about a cigar-smoking sock puppet. No like, a literal sock. It's very stupid. Anyway, the Joe Biden song? I'm just going to retweet it instead of putting it in the episode. Also it's not a threat. Featuring Sara, Caroline and Matt. Edited by Matt. Music used: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Roblox Bee Swarm Simulator - Stick Bug Challenge One of many Ben Shapiro WAP remixes Also check out Caroline's list of Twitters to follow on Portland.

    103 – Bernie Bros. 2: Markey Marks (Funky Bunch)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2020 44:51


    Many will tell you Roy is finally back on HKIPGTD! She and Sara are here to discuss the overwhelming everything of it all. Topics include passing the joink over Zoom, giving Joe Kennedy III the ol' spinorama, the funniest way to have your First Amendment rights denied, and a journey through a very website website. Featuring Roy and Sara Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Yasuaki Iwata - Visitor Arrival

    102 – UCP On Margaret Thatcher's Grave

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2020 67:16


    What the fuck is up, gamers! Today, Val Matt and alex discuss the supreme court, reopening schools, the Liberal Party of Canada, and other extremely fun, relatable topics! No Brasilian presidents were harmed in the filming of this podcast. Due to some technical issues, Val's audio is rough but improves around 13 minutes in. Apologies for that! Hosts: matt gamecube, val flightcub, alex leafcrunch (who also edited) Music used: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Gary Jules - Mad World Koji Kondo - Super Mario Bros. 2 Overworld Theme

    101 – Instead of Beef Patties There Was Two Ninja Stars

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2020 77:40


    We're back! After about a month away, Matt and Sara reconvene to talk a little bit about the protests (they're good), the cops (they're bastards), and the McChicken-style projectiles that the police have been assaulted by (they're tasty!). We also talk about Matt Gaetz's very real adult son, one of the most provably wrong right-wing adages, and a potpourri of internet news! Struggle well, human. Full Metal Statue! Find links to support the Black Lives Matter at https://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ Hosts: Matt and Sara, who also edited Music used Evil Men - The Taxpayers Naruto Main Theme - Toshio Masuda

    100 – Funny Guy Family Moments

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2020 65:14


    What if Batman had cilantro instead of a superiority complex? alex and Val talk about a lot of other issues before we get to this question, like Joe Biden and Garfield Eats, but those are less important.Hosts: alex leafcrunch and Val flightcub who editedMusic used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Batman Theme – Neal Hefti

    99 – Hashtag Silvercorp, Again

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2020 76:45


    Matt, Val, and Sara continue to have a very normal and regular one this episode. They discuss J*cob W*hl, the Supreme Court, the virus, and #regimechange #tactics #crossfit. There’s also a healthy dose of tangents, and some Marge Simpson voice thrown in at the end.Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Ladies – Fiona AppleEdited by Val

    98 – Our First Milky President

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 116:46


    Avengers who? Say hello to the most ambitious crossover event in history as Ciarán from Corner Spaeti comes on to give us all the info we need about last week’s Labour leaks, and we commiserate over the universal experience of moderates sabotaging the progressive wing of our country’s party. We also talk about the political alignments of the Mushroom Kingdom denizens, Sean Bean’s nomenclature origins, and O.J. Simpson!Ciarán can be found on Twitter at @CiaranDold and on Corner Spaeti, which can be found at operationglad.io!Featuring: Sara, Matt, ScotMatt, alex Also edited by SaraMusic used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Demi Adejuyigbe – Rejected Lyrics to HBO’s Succession Theme

    97 – The Bad Yogi Bear Impression That I Get

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2020 61:09


    Val and Sara discuss healthcare, electoral politics, the virus, and the effects of each on the others. Plus ska, Yogi Bear, what a son debate might sound like, and Sara’s presidential bid as America’s first ever business-lady President.Nicknames this week come from this article, a Medium op-ed (not an article from The Onion as stated in the episode)Music used: The Impression That I Get – The Mighty Mighty Bosstones Evil Men – The TaxpayersEdited by Val

    96 – The Entire Country Would Become The Damn Joker

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 75:28


    Folks, we may be stuck at Pokémon HOME for the foreseeable future but you can’t deny that soon we’ll be Pokémon Laughing All The Way To The Polls! Join Sara, Val, Matt and the triumphantly returning Caroline for a definitely not pre-recorded livestream because they have all definitely still been alive for the past week. The celebs are at it again, animal crossing stonks are the only ones that matter anymore, and most importantly we reveal the official ice cream of the show. Also they talk about Joe Stories and him being dead a lot but they never say “Joe”st Stories so this is just me punching it up in post. Enjoy!Featuring: Caroline, Matt, Sara, Val Edited by alexMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Johnny Marks – Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer 

    Cats (2019)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2020 101:59


    In this very special episode, Henry Kissinger is Pokemon Going to The Movies! Our discord streamed Cats (2019), and we just had to record an episode about it. Sam, Sara, Matt, and Val have a lot to discuss, and a lot to learn about cats- are they dogs? Tune in to find out!Edited by Val.

    95 – Making the Money Sad

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2020 58:11


    Social distancing can’t stop us from podcasting, baby! Sara and Matt are here this week to learn about what good polls are like, relish the death of the original Bitcoin, and talk about some comforting anime in this trying time!Hosted by Sara and Matt Edited by Sara!Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Jeff Rosenstock – You, In Weird Cities

    94 – DNC, The Ball's In Your Court, And It's Time To Play H.O.R.S.E.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 75:52


    Can we get some Fs in the chat for the bevy of presidential hopefuls who suspended their campaigns last week? Can we ask ourselves which other adjectives can be used to describe a Tuesday? Can we abolish a country that’s really just three mining companies in a trenchcoat? We’ll take your lack of response as a yes.Hosted by Val, Matt, alex Edited by alex alsoMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Panic! At The Disco – High Hopes 

    93 – Our Date With Sonic

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020 46:43


    In this week’s snackable episode, Sara and Val discuss: Mike Bloombefg, Bernard Sanders, the ongoing Wet’suwet’en protests, twitter, and why Sonic the hedgehog has a micropenis. They kick off the episode with that last one, actually.Hosted by Val and Sara Edited by ValMusic Used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Hall of Mirrors – Capercaillie (aka our very own ScotMatt! )

    92 – TreeWrap% Tesla Speed Run

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 70:57


    Hey folks! It turns out you didn’t subscribe to the full version of HENRY KISSINGER IS POKEMON GOING TO DIE so we have remotely deleted your phone’s contents, courtesy of Tesla!Main topics this week include the Iowa Caucus and subsequent debate (

    91 – I Am Once Again Asking You To Click Like

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2020 79:07


    What ghostly horde do i see cresting over yonder hill? It’s a four-person episode of Henry Kissinger is Pokémon GOing to Die! Well, at least for part of it. Who’s peach? Where’s Saskatchewan? Is Spain okay? Find out the answers to these questions and more by tuning in now!For your viewing pleasure, the normal image of the president discussed around the 48:30 minute markHosted by Sara, Matt, Matt, and Val Edited by alexMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Stormzy – Still Disappointed 

    90 – The Day Detroit Became Human

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 64:03


    This week, Zoey hosts a fun round of The Price is Wrong with Val and Sara. Come along with us as we learn all about the hidden world of historical(?) fiction on Am*zon! Our hosts also discuss Jeff Bezos, impeach time, people who do and don’t like Bernie Sanders, and Pete B’s own “please clap” moment.Hosted by Zoey, Sara, and Val who edited alsoMusic used: Evil Men – The TaxpayersJeb Bush “Please Clap” Ringtone – spkheller 

    89 – Dinero Targaryen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2020 56:50


    Live from a toilet at the bottom of a well! It’s alex leafcrunch! Val is also here but they sound normal. Imagine they’re sitting on the sill of the well and keeping her company so she doesn’t feel so alone down there. It’s just like that one episode of the Simpsons. The dynamic two-o give you the lowdown on your soon-to-be-favourite sovereign songwriter city-state, your already-favourite presidential paper purveyor Parnas, your anti-favourite car clasping clam contraption, and more. We also solve Game of Thrones (the answer is Dinero Targaryen). Just goes to show, there’s lots of time for solving life’s little mysteries when you’re at the bottom of a well, inside of a toilet.Hosted by val and alex and edited by the latter!Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Tay Zonday – Mama Economy David Guetta ft. Akon – Sexy Chick (Radio Edit) 

    88 – Some Macklemore News

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2020 75:20


    Rejoice, listeners, your long national nightmare is over! Henry Kissinger is Pokemon GOing to Die returns to the fray after taking a month to rest off the burnout. We return with a slightly tweaked format, but don’t worry, someone says “Peepee Poopoo Johnson” at some point and Sara talks about Nancy Pelosi doing orange justice so not that much has changed. In addition, Roy ponders what Bitch McTurtle is up to, Matt Gamecube considers the dearth of actual left-wing media, and Sam saunters back into the podcast for a little round of the ol’ Movieball!Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Rush – Closer to the HeartHosts are Matt (Gamecube), Roy, Sam, and Sara (who also edited!)

    Foresight is 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2020 27:36


    Happy New Year, gamers! Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and Val give their predictions for the year 2020, and recount their lightbringers of 2019. Is this the year that Mr.H.K. is P.G.T.D.? This and other questions are answered from our very own prognosticators. Reflect on the past year and look forward to our future together with (some of) the hosts of HKIPGTD!Featuring: Roy, Zoey, Sara, Caroline, Matt, Alex, Matt, alex, and ValEdited by Val

    87 – The Peach Mint Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2019 78:17


    86 – Famous Hockey Racist

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2019 62:23


    Matt and Sara take you on a gaming adventure before going way over their heads trying to talk about Bolivia. Also, we weigh the idea of respecting the troops during hockey and also at Panera Bread.Featuring: Sara and Matt, who also edited.Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Depeche Mode – Personal Jesus [Dogshit Big Structural Bailey Edit By Matt] 

    85 – T Pose For The Troops

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2019 60:30


    This week we’ve got kind of a Zoey and Roy one! The Royal Canadian Legion invites us all to have a solemn gaming moment and Zoey does some Amazon shopping for some good products. Fallon also stops by to talk about everyone’s least favourite voice actor.And remember, Morrissey is Pond Scum!Featuring: Zoey and Roy Edited by MattMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Foo Fighters – Miracle JPEGMAFIA – I Cannot Fucking Wait Until Morrissey Dies

    84 – Oof, Just Heard About Cancel Culture. Softblocking Obama Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2019 73:10


    This week, Sara and Matt (Not GameCube) discuss who’s peach, who’s putting cool racing stripes on their oil pipelines, whose hometown eats a recordbreaking amount of domino’s pizza, and more! A veritable who’s who of an episode. Snap election time, baybee!!!!Featuring: Sara and Matt Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men OG Maco – Twelve Bricks 

    83 – Who Drink Laura Cooper?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 52:32


    This episode is jam-packed. Val and alex discuss, among other things: the fallout of the Canadian election, Republicans on their various celled phones, a Twin Peaks/Riverdale crossover, AOC vs. Mark Shmuckerberg, matryoshka hitmen, trees, and Tay Zonday’s newest single, Mama Economy.Music used: Evil Men – The TaxpayersTrain – Danny GonzalezMama Economy – Tay Zonday 

    The Northern Ireland Conundrum

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2019 36:31


    Originally intended as a short segment on this week’s episode, Matt’s discussion with friend of the show Sarah ran long enough to release on its own. Sarah helps give us a simple primer on the history of a divided Ireland and just how badly Boris Johnson is fucking everything right up.

    82 – Ellen the Generosity

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 68:45


    This one’s a whole lotta episode! Val and Sara squeeze in topics from last week while also talking about dem debates, Ellen the Generous’s choice in friends, The Blob, and some normal guys doing normal things like writing letters and ignoring subpoenas. We get to the bottom of what PG&E stands for, and what should be done about transgender kids who have to pee. Spoiler alert for that second one: it’s letting them be kids! Make sure to listen all the way to the end for a funny cheese.Hosted by Sara and Val (making their debut as editor).Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men

    The Canadian Federal Hellection

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2019 75:49


    Hello friends and well-wishers, today we have two of the Canadian hosts of our fair pod to help explain the Canadian political system with help from our friends Bean (from The Island Shuffle) and Emma (who joined us for our Ontario Election special last year). We go over the political parties (all six of them!), the parliamentary system and talk about why chasing the centre is a waste of time. We also talk about polls a lot. Hooray, polls!Of note: Zoey’s audio file had some connection issues, which were most prominent around 16 min and 24 min. There wasn’t much we could do about it so we just edited around it.Our primary sources of polling data and electoral metrics were 338Canada and CBC’s Poll Tracker.Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Big Sugar – O Canada 

    81 – Golf: The Corruption Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2019 73:23


    Canada’s elections, presidential normal ones, cars, and thoughtcrime advertisements are all brought to you by the letter Q!Hosted by Matt and Val Edited by RoyMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Nickelback – Photograph (Pokemon GBA Soundfont Remix by Roy)

    80 – No To BoJo

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2019 68:14


    Sara makes her triumphant return to HKIPGTD and regains her platinum “cohost with every host” trophy. Matt (Scottish) gives us the LoDo on BoJo. The Canadian election continues to happen and I appreciate the non-American hosts talking about it at all!Hosted by Sara and Matt Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men 

    79 – The Real Story Is Also That

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2019 68:09


    Apologies for the confusion, the first version of this episode had some severe audio issues, so we took it down to re-edit. This is the final, fixed version, including 7 minutes and 29 seconds of content that was previously unusable.Little bit of an easy-listening episode this week, as we gather round to talk about other podcasts and try to remember which countries we’re all actually from. Topics this week include: Trudeau’s brownface uh-ohs, the bad state of political reporting, the worsening tension in US-Saudi-Iranian-Yemeni relations, and worst of all: more mueller report shit. We also talk about the ongoing UAW strike, updates on the straight-pride protestors, and some loser getting banned from FurFestHosted by Matt, Sam, and Val. Edited badly and then re-edited goodly by Patrick.Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Pete Seeger – Which Side Are You On?

    78 – The Whip is Involved

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2019 99:25


    One of the greats has left us. We gather here today to discuss the falling of a titan, the passing of one of the last few old souls left in the world. We speak, of course, of Jeremy Renner The App. It’ll live forever in our hearts. In addition to that post-mortem, Matt Gamecube talks about some stupidity in Canadian politics, Val gives us the rundown on the gross shit that happened at the Proud Boys’s Straight Pride parade in Boston, and then Matt takes on the unenviable task of trying to explain what the fuck happened in UK politics this week.Hosted by Val, Matt Gamecube, and Matt (not Gamecube)! Edited by SaraMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Toby Fox – Megalovania (Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Remix)

    77 – Could Be Big Joe

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2019 65:28


    Our usual British correspondent Alex was busy so we brought on a very special and very Scottish guest to fill us in on all the latest from across the pond. What is proroguing? Can you cook it in a skillet? Will the Matts be forced into unarmed combat to establish dominance, or will they do what the Alexes did and just sort themselves by capitalization preference? Will Val download Jeremy Renner, the Jeremy Renner app? Listen to find out the answers to some of those things, and more!Hosted by Val and featuring Matt (not GameCube) Edited by alex leafcrunchMusic used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men The 1975 – Somebody Else 

    76 – Canada: Become Gay

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2019 78:00


    Batten down the hatches, everyone – Matt got a soundboard. Amidst all the clips blasted out of his computer, alex leafcrunch and Val break down Bernie’s Laborpalooza plan, Matt bargains for Greenland, alex falls down some stairs and experiences a heated podcasting moment, Tangerine Lemon proves the haters wrong, and Brooks gets softblocked. And also, Jair Bolsonaro is burning the Amazon rainforest.Featuring: alex, Matt, and Val Edited by SaraMusic used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Dieter Reith – Flying Dragon

    75 – My Friend, Racist

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2019 80:35


    It’s a doozy this week folks! Caroline and Alex dive deep into a discussion of the completely normal circumstances of Epstein’s death, as well as some details about his life. So, content warning for discussion of child sexual assault and trafficking throughout. There are lighter topics though! Topics like the president yelling at the tv! Topics like the British government’s anti-knife crime advertisements! You’ll never guess where they put them unracistly. Tune in to find out, and don’t forget to leave an acorn on your windowsill for your neighbour Racist [editor’s note: i forgot the plot of my neighbour totoro so that last one’s just a guess]Featuring: Alex and Caroline Edited by alexMusic used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Give Us A Mystery – Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen

    74 – Replace Every Cop With A Bus Stop

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2019 77:16


    Folks! It’s Democratic Debates…. 2!Matt watched them and tried to explain them to Val and alex leafcrunch, who did not, and a bad time was had by all. We also discuss nationalized health care and transit from a Canadian perspective, online accessibility and brainstorm which biblical plague is coming for us next.All relevant links have been put on our Twitter this week, except for the article about Centralia, PA, which can be found here.Featuring: Val, alex leafcrunch, Matt (who edited)Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenKNOWER – The Government Knows

    73 – Robert Mueller's Rat Meat Exoskeleton

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2019 80:06


    Democracy dies in darkness, folks, if you’re not using your money to fund Washington Post comparing Robert Mueller to Pickle Rick. Eden and Sara do their best to give them some freebies, as well as some follow-up gamer moments and the return of everyone’s favourite federal judiciary power: Execution!Featuring Sara and Eden. Edited by Matt.Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Menずっと真夜中でいいのに。 – 『正義』Orville Peck – Turn to HateCollegeHumor – Mitt Romney Style (Gangnam Style Parody)

    72 – Down With The Clown

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2019 87:54


    HKIPGTD would like to welcome our newest host, Val! The gang discusses our favourite invertebrate, Nancy Pelosi, how Richard Spencer clearly wasn’t punched hard enough, the inherent dehumanization and wage theft present in low-wage labour and imposed colonial pressures in the modern day. All fun stuff! We also briefly lose our god damn minds when finding out about Cory Booker’s brother, Cary Booker, which took over conversation so completely that not even being mad about Game of Thrones Emmy’s could dislodge it.At around 38 minutes, Caroline’s mic exploded mid-sentence so we just picked up with a different topic upon her return to the living.Music used:The Taxpayers – Evil MenInsane Clown Posse – Juggalo Island

    71 – Posting is Forbidden in the House of Representatives

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2019 65:49


    Sorry this one’s so late! Got a bit tied up in editing so we’re a bit behind the times – nonetheless, we’re here to podcast! But more importantly, we’re here to give you an honest, no-bullshit take on something that’s been on top of everyone’s minds: what is up with everyone’s 2020 campaign logo? We also get to the hard-hitting questions like “What games are Nancy Pelosi playing?” On top of that, Sara gives an impassioned plea, and Roy gives us an update on the Virginia governor. Lastly, wife of the show and burden of America Fallon joins us to talk a bit about Vic Mignogna’s deposition, as well inviting YOU to join the Resembool Rangers!Click here if you want to play along with our Dem campaign logo game!Featuring Sara (who also edited!) and Roy!Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Orange Justice – Fortnite

    70 – Shoes Are Trains For Your Feet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2019 56:30


    America was too busy popping off fireworks if you know what I mean (popping off fireworks) so it’s kind of a Canadian one! We talk a lot about environmental justice and how it affects every aspect of our lives. Don’t worry, we also talk about the communist Betsy Ross shoes and the political alignment of sandals.Featuring Matt and alex (whomst’d’ve’n’t also edited)Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers Plant A Tree Children Song For Baby | Earth Day | Arbor Day | Nursery Rhyme Song – Patty Shukla

    69 – Nice.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2019 63:27


    Nice.Featuring: Matt, Caroline, Sara Edited by alexMusic: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Neil Cicierega – Pokémon

    68 – Can't Get Wet If You're Wet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2019 88:51


    Alternate Title: Uh Oh, Brooks Is Typing. Join alex and Josh for a nice poolside chat about current events, why don’t you? Nothing unusual happens in this episode. Also we forgot to make any jokes about the episode number. Click here if you’d like to play along with our Guess Who game (it’s probably funnier if you don’t)Featuring Josh, alex, and Brooks edited by alexMusic Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men The Aquabats – Pool Party

    67 – Wife Medals

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2019 58:09


    From Virginia to Ontario, everything’s fucked up! Roy and Matt tackle this year’s Pride shenanigans, the inherent evil of YouTube, old internet and call out Justin McElroy for being a bit-stealing bastard. Wooloo!Links: Roy’s Lightbringer mention of HJKL, LoveForVB Fundraiser, Matt’s Lightbringer mention of The Shrieking Shack.Music Used:The Taxpayers – Evil Menhjkl – ninefour

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