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Tell whoever or whatever is making you angry, worried or stressed to EFF OFF on air and fellow mob members, self-help experts & comedians will respond helping you dissolve those feelings instantly. We may even F$&! with anyone bothering you until you feel better (we call those paybacks)! We will of…

Comedian Dave Arena


    • Apr 9, 2015 LATEST EPISODE
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    EP1: We are not a live show anymore

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2015 42:16


    4/9/15-This is the first episode of a podcast that we've done over 150 times. The old format was on Blog Talk radio as a live show but we have decided to get some fancy new equipment and make it sound all nice and polished up. We are like Madonna, constantly reinventing ourselves. So we hope you enjoy the new podcast!

    Tim Offered a 3 Some & 50 Shades of Grey

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2015 61:50


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 2/16-Another comedian Tim was working with offered a 3 some with his wife, we discuss 50 Shades of Grey plus we get to several EFF OFFS left on our website from this past week.

    John can spot sex offenders just like that...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2015 63:37


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 1/19-John almost used his Criminal Minds expert profiler ability to confront a potential sex offender in his neighborhood plus we get to several EFF OFFS left on our website from this past week.

    Hertz Customer Service Threatened Me with a Hammer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2015 70:32


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 1/5-The New Year brought some stories from our holiday break including Hertz Customer Service threatening me with a hammer after I returned a rental car.

    Calm down Peta, only old people & athletes wear real fur anymore

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2014 61:51


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 10/27-Tim hates when we talk sports, Peta can pound salt and we get to some EFF OFFS left on our website this past week.

    John Falls for Mom Guilt

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2014 67:18


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 10/20-John takes a trip to West Virginia after falling for Mom guilt and we get to some EFF OFFS left on our website this past week.

    Poop Bags

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2014 60:21


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 10/13-We talk poop bags and we get to some EFF OFFS left on our website this past week.

    Hipster Coffee Shop Know It All Pricks

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2014 60:12


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 10/6-John gives us some insight into the selection process for the Cleveland Comedy Festival, Tim rants about successful, know it all Hipster types and we get to some EFF OFFS left on our website this past week.

    Blonde Chicks Hate Tim Cornett's Comedy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2014 69:25


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 9/29-We find out blonde chicks hate Tim Cornett's comedy, our resident Angry Black Woman has a soft heart and we get to some EFF OFFS left on our website this past week.

    Boy, Go Get Me A Switch

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2014 59:42


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 9/15-We discuss Adrian Peterson, Tim's new racist friend and we get to some EFF OFFS left on our website this past week.

    Ray Rice Elevator Video & Grandpappy's Bourbon

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2014 62:43


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 9/8-We talk about the Ray Rice elevator video, Tanya calls out her brother who is trying to pass off fake "Grandpappy's bourbon" and we get to some EFF OFFS left on our website this past week.

    Snot Tomatoes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2014 61:17


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 8/25-Tanya called in to EFF OFF an old lady at Walmart who was really into sniffing the tomatoes, John brought his kid to touch a truck where the police taught them how to find heroin and we get to some EFF OFFS left on our website this past week.

    A Big Ferguson EFF OFF

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2014 60:47


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 8/18-Tim  EFF'd off his week at the Funny Stop opening for a rock and roll magician and the rest of the show we gave 1 big eff off to the situation in Ferguson.

    Slut Shaming

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2014 70:22


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 8/11-It felt good to be back after our 3 week summer vacation although we started with the tragic news of Robin William's death.  We also discuss some of the best member EFF OFFS from the week including a slut shaming incident.

    There are good people in this world

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2014 59:38


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 7/14-I started the show thanking some very good people who ended up getting the Cake Boss himself to send my daughter Eden a video message.  We also discuss some of the best member EFF OFFS from the week.

    Tim is the grumpy old man on the hill

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2014 61:19


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 7/7-We found out Tim is no fun and yells at his neighbors for blowing off homemade fireworks on the 4th.  We also discuss some of the best member EFF OFFS from the week.

    Hakeem Olajuwon was Tim's Mom's Dream

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2014 61:00


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 6/30-I tried to find out why Tim doesn't like sports only to learn his Mom was the real fan.  We also discuss some of the best member EFF OFFS from the week.

    Is there anybody out there?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2014 66:14


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 6/23-We never get any callers, followers or mentions in the blog so we ask "Is there anybody out there?"  We also discuss some of the best member EFF OFFS from the week.

    Canadians want us to stop saying their health care is free, it's $75/month

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2014 59:17


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 6/16-John's dog stopped trying to eat his cat and we discuss member EFF OFFS including a different perspective on Canada's Healthcare system.

    Do Disney Princesses Poison Young Girl's Minds?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2014 62:09


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 6/9-Tim loses $160 and looks internally for the reasons why, John has a special message for "Asia's Hillbillies" and we discuss member EFF OFFS including a debate on whether or not Disney Princesses poison the mind's of our young girls.

    Tim Gets Caught Having Road Sex

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2014 59:53


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 6/2-Tim gets caught having road sex and we discuss member EFF OFFS.

    Unequal Pay in the Workplace is Not Real

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2014 61:00


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 5/19-Tim learns life lessons, we learn gender equality is bullshit and we discuss member EFF OFFS.

    Uh, Michael Sam Cake Kiss is Disgusting Gay Or Straight

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2014 58:33


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 5/12-Maybe its because I'm not a fan of food combined with intimacy and/or I don't like PDA but the Michael Sam cake kiss is disgusting if you are gay or straight and we discuss member EFF OFFS.

    Tim EFF OFFS Costco when they foil his annual scam

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2014 63:01


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 5/5-Happy Cinco De Mayo, Tim EFF OFFS Costco when they foil his annual scam and we discuss member EFF OFFS.

    Dildo Urn

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2014 61:50


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 4/28-I have requested privately to my wife that if I precede her in death my remains shall be held in a dildo urn made from a molding of my own penis and we discuss member EFF OFFS.

    Game of Thrones Ain't For Reading

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2014 60:37


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 4/21-Our resident Angry Black Woman Carmen had a big EFF OFF for a Baltimore area comedy club and we get to many EFF OFFS left by our followers on the website throughout the week including a rant about reading the Game of Thrones books.

    Piss Off Pisser

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2014 71:30


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 4/14-When is the right time to help an old lady across the street?  Jump in too soon and you may look like an idiot if help wasn't needed.  If you are too late, she may tell you “Piss off, I asked for help you little pisser and you ignored me” (yes, this happened).  We also get to a few more EFF OFFS left on our website this week!

    Tim Gets Messed Up in Some Political Theatre [Podcast]

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2014 62:34


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 4/7-Tim tells us a riveting tale for 40 minutes about how he made $50 doing political theatre to rally against Issue 7 outside of Progressive Field on opening day for the Tribe.  We also had a lot of EFF OFFS in the chat room, John lost his voice and actually sounded creepier (if anyone thought that was possible) and we got to let's see, 1 EFF OFF from the website.  1 God Damn EFF OFF?  That's all we got to? #majorleaguereference

    Stop Bitching & Join the 4Some

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2014 64:26


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 3/31-My kid escaped from school and bought candy on credit and we discuss the best EFF OFFS of the week left on our website including 1 about a wife acting like a baby instead of joining the 4some her husband had cooking with 2 of her friends while they were visiting from another country.  Cmon, how many times do you have that opportunity?  #noregrets.

    All we are is just another brick in the wall [Podcast]

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2014 66:02


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 3/24-We didn't even get to the EFF OFF from the website this week because we used the entire hour figuring out the problems with our educational system.  So I guess that's good. 

    When Should Men Hit Women?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2014 62:18


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 3/17-We discuss the best EFF OFFS from the website this week and ask the age old question When Should Men Hit Women?  Comedian Dave Arena hosts.

    The Time John's Mom Took Him to Richard Simmons Live

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2014 61:43


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 3/10 We discuss the best EFF OFFS from the website this week and talk about the time John's Mom took him to Richard Simmons Live.

    Bipolar Comedian Cerebral Sam VS John Wellington [Podcast]

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2014 60:22


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 3/3 We discuss the best EFF OFFS from the website this week and bipolar comedian Cerebral Sam calls in to clear the air with co-host John Wellington after a fight between the two that occured prior to a show in Cleveland.

    Small Waisted Big Boob Girls VS Fatty Big Boob Girls

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2014 60:16


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 2/24 We discuss the best EFF OFFS from the website this week including a heated discussion about small waisted big boob girls hating on fat big boob girls.

    The EFF OFF Valentine's Day Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2014 59:53


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 2/17 We discuss the best EFF OFFS from the website this week including many Valentine's Day haters.

    Russians, Queers & Irish Jigs

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2014 61:05


    We discuss the best EFF OFFS from the website this week including some Russian Olympic rants and don't bash queer rants plus Tim's haunting Irish vocals.

    F U Coke & Your Un-American National Anthem Commercial

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2014 61:24


    We discuss the best EFF OFFS from the website this week including Coke's Un-American National Anthem Commercial.

    Nerd Girls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2014 64:31


    We discuss the best EFF OFFS from the website this week including nerd girls.

    I Hate Beautiful Girls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2014 60:43


    We discuss the best EFF OFFS from the website this week including another serial killer ranting about how he secretly hates the beautiful girls he works with.

    IDMYGD with special guest hypnotherapist Peter Bedard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2014 92:59


    We talk with hypnotherapist Peter Bedard about a lot of deep shit.

    Is it our fault my kid can't wear pants with zippers or buttons? [Podcast]

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2013 61:33


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 12/9-This episode highlights include a Facebook rant from my wife about my kid's teacher, a husband and wife fighting about his visit to Hooters and more member EFF OFFS from the week!

    My Dad's Gay Ass Yam Turkey [Podcast]

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2013 72:37


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 12/2-This episode highlights include my Dad's gay ass yam turkey and EFF OFFS from the website!

    John Wants to Do Things to those Fresh, Young Butterballs [Podcast]

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2013 63:31


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 11/25-This episode highlights include an unexpectedly long discussion talking comedy shop which is rare on this show.  We also get into detail about using the sex toys Ambiance donated to us and some holiday talk that John once again took to the gutter.

    IDMYGD Live from the Ohio Theatre Cleveland, OH-Passing Around Sex Toys

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2013 62:29


    Our 2nd ever live podcast from the Ohio Theatre in Playhouse Square Cleveland, Oh for the Cleveland Comedy Festival. We sat down with Jennifer Downey, President of Ambiance (The Store for Lovers) and she was nice enough to give us a big free gift basket full of sex toys which we of course passed around and discussed. I'm not sure who knew more, Jennifer or our co-host John Wellington.

    Beyonce's Mom is an Idiot...

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2013 61:41


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 11/4-This episode highlights include what I thought was an EFF OFF to Beyonce's Mom and other member EFF OFFS from the site.

    FREE TV's from Walmart

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2013 59:55


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 10/28-This episode highlights include free TV's from Walmart and a bunch of other member EFF OFFS from the site (since I took up the whole hour last show talking about me).

    I think my neighbor called Child Protective Services on me

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2013 61:17


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 10/21-This episode highlights include my neighbor calling Child Protective Services on me and that's it.

    Comedian Kevin Gootee & My Wife Gets Sexually Harrassed

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2013 66:20


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 10/14-This episode highlights include comedian Kevin Gootee, my wife getting sexually harassed at work and EFF OFFS from our blog.

    John's Visit to Pumpkin Land

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2013 63:17


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 10/7-This episode highlights include John's family visit to Pumpkin Land, NYC comedian Sarah Maywalt calls in, another fucked up story about my youngest daughter and EFF OFFS from our blog.

    What heartless SOB would steal fattie panties? [Podcast]

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2013 63:59


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 9/30-This episode highlights include my Father-In-Law calling in for the first time to dump some stress, long lost comedian Lee Honeycutt found us and EFF OFFS from our blog including someone who had her fattie panties stolen from the apartment building laundry room.

    More Cornett Family Stories from the Golden Corral

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2013 63:28


    IDMYGD Radio Show Recap Monday 9/23-This episode highlights include another run in with our crazy neighbor this time bullying our special needs child. This plus more EFF OFFS from IDMYGD mob members and a special Cornett story once again set in the Golden Corral buffet.

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