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Taylor Swift deflection- In simple terms someone uses Swift's name for clout. Travis Kelce The MBA program The 1989 Taylor's version special edition Tangerine vinyl Alledged Reputation and 1989 Double Drop Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

News: John Waters Music Stans are something else The Movie Star on its way out Weekly Report: Things we are obsessed with Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

Friendship breakup or were you twin flames? The Titanic and King Princess Lana Del Rey Sarah Michelle Gellar Milfs Radium girls Trios comprised of three women How much we hate Justin Timberlake Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Cannibalism kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

Addressing the issue of the lack of Third Spaces for people who want to go places to do things. Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

Drew Barrymore restarting her show during a WGA/SAG strike and for what? Contact Us kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

The danger of shows that run over 5 seasons That 70s Show was just okay "It's Just a Bit" is never a bit Punk'd Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner alleged divorce drama Did you know the Jonas family has a Southern cuisine restaurant? Joe Jonas history of blaming women Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

A chat about Jimmy Fallon's rise from 00's Saturday Night Live It boy to host of the Tonight Show and how toxic workplaces are developed/maintained. Observations: The funny dad humor depreciation The Mirrorball Effect- using Taylor Swift as deflection/clout Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

Janely shares lore about the Downey, CA-originated grocery store chain. Contact us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

Tiktok News: burning man? the tabis bandit Eras Tour Film  My celebrity crush is Mark Twain Talking a big interest in etiquette September/fall (that aren't just Halloween moves) media Fall State of the Union  INs and OUTs  Fall Fashion Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

Janely and Kelsey are Back. Topics discussed: Is Scooter Braun the bridge between Country music to Asia and Kpop to America? Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber Lana Del Rey's internet usage Why are paparazzi still a thing? Upcoming social medias Levels of celebrities and influencers and how it correlates to new money and old money Could Guts be Olivia Rodrigo's Emotion side B? Selena Gomes Single Soon analysis Why doesn't anyone know anything about The Osmonds? Taylor Swift's 1989 being a city/beach album  Blue supermoon pieces Eris  Advanced eye theory Beyonce audio failure in Phoenix Beatles, Apple label, and Eris (Greek mythology) William Bowery (Stale Topic - we been knew) Fall Previous predictions that became correct: Addison Rae will be the it-pop girl we've been saying since May 2022 Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

An analysis of the "hidden" references in the Taylor Swift Karma Music Video. Contact kelseylikesthings@gmail.com Tiktok: @kelseylikesthings

A delusional analysis of the Selena Gomez Bad Liar Music video from June 2022 and odd Taylor Swift connections. (yes the audio is weird) Contact: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com Tiktok: @kelseylikesthings

A recap of Coachella (flop), thoughts on the upcoming Met Gala and the loss of third places.

In light of recent Taylor Swift news leaving many fans heartbroken and questioning "if love is real" the kelseylikesthings live was open for people to ponder and vent. This is the third of three venting sessions from the past weekend. Topics discussed Taylor back in wonderland Karma Niceboyed  Lana del Rey Swifttokers building major platforms off of Janely and kelsey Emotional abuse from Taylor Swift fans The effects of fame and celebrity status on child and teen stars Ed Sheeran Media literacy She's Barbie and he's Ken Sourdough bread Taylor Swift NYC necklace discourse EGOT- Emmy Grammy Oscar Therapy  Batman Contact Us kelseylikesthings@gmail.com 4/13/2023

(Originally Aired September 17, 2022) In light of recent reports, people asked for a rerelease of the episode where Janely and Kelsey theorized that Taylor Swift could be following in Cher's footsteps, which, following her divorce from Sonny Bono, essentially removed public speculation from her romantic life. Topics discussed: Cher Bob Mackie The Jack Antonoff Minion album The effect of Sonny and Cher's divorce on their fandom and the general public Tired of love life speculation and making money off of it The Lover Album Bear imagery and bear hug (financial term) Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

Delusional Girl Hour Emma Frost from X-Men January Jones Taylor Swift's Lavender Haze explanation and brief Lavender Haze etymology Mad Men Grace Kelly Contact us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

In honor of Woman's HERstory month Janely and Kelsey share important events from HERstory. Other topics discussed: Going to the club in 2014 The Hays Code contact us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

Janely was #blessed enough to see the Blonde Woman in Swift City. Kelsey and Janely discuss their initial thoughts of the tour so far. Topics covered: You Dont Own Me, Dusty Springfield erasure and how Lesley Gore and Dusty Springfield People begging for the release of KLTs Vault ( Taylor Swift is Esoteric, The Selena Gomez Bad Liar Music Video and Why You Should be Scared of Taylor Swift) The Tour Costumes Taylor Swift is a Koi fish Look What You Made Me Do and glass closets Vigilante Shit Supposed Speak Now Easter Eggs Lover House being burnt down What is true vs the truth Anti-hero Taylor and Alison Bechdel's Fun Home Emma Stone and Enchanted Lavender Haze Taylor Swift rewriting her own history Elon Musk and How Urban Dictionary is the internet's Rosetta Stone June Bates Numerology (casual) Niceboy Ed LeAnn Rimes Blue Bob Fosse Tips on flirting with people for drinks at the eras tour Midsommar and bears Crimson and Clover The addition of Milflore to the Taylor Swift Fandom Analysis Road Trip Tips Lover the album wasn't a flop you don't have taste Contact us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com tiktok.com/@kelseylikesthings tiktok.com/@janelyshutup The secret show is live at 8pm EST Monday nights on tiktok @kelseylikesthings

This was Kelsey and Janely's pop culture rundown before recapping EraZona (Taylor Swift Era's tour in Swift City Arizona) Education in misinformation Gossip Law Roach's retirement Aloha (2015) "jeans collectors" American Flags History of the World Part 2 Swarm could have been good Beyonce stans aren't the problem Brokeback Mountain Musical TikTok ban

Topics discussed The Oscars Oscars fashion The Blonde Woman (Taylor Swift) Ins and Outs of Quarter 2 How to order fast food properly Garlic bread kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

The neverending "feud" between Hailey Bielber, Selena Gomez, and Justin Bieber took the internet by storm. Hollywood's most notable relationship scandals are also discussed. Other things discussed: Instagram is for liars Megachurches PR Relationships Exposing SMG Contact us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

A makeup influencer who still uses 2014 techniques had a disagreement with Janely. Proving that there are too many influencers, de-influencing is in. Other Topics: Katy Perry How the internet is for the working class, or it at least should be. Waterworld (1995) Contact: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

A discussion of the most important part of the Superbowl... Rihanna.

A rundown of the East Palestine, Ohio Train derailment as well as long overdue resolution of the Titanic door debate. Contact Us kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

Upon the positive response to Beyonce's performance in Dubai, as well as the 2023 tour rumors. A topic no one has mentioned is how 2023 is a conflict year for Beyonce, according to the Chinese and Vietnamese Zodiac. 2023 will be Beyonce's third conflict year since she started performing. Kelsey gives a rundown of what happened in Beyonce's career in the two previous conflict years. Janely and Kelsey then discuss possible outcomes for 2023. kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

A discussion of Tyra Banks and America's Next Top Model and RuPaul and RuPaul's Drag Race. The Secret Show is on Tiktok Live at 8:30pm EST on Mondays Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com Kelsey Twitter: @kelseylikes Tiktok: @kelseylikesthings Janely Twitter: @janelyshutup Tiktok: @janelyshutup

The Golden Globes Top 10 Albums and Movies of the Year In and Outs Taylor Swift removing herself as a false god This episode was cut short due to Kelsey getting banned from Tiktok Live Contact us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com Kelsey Twitter: @kelseylikes Tiktok: @kelseylikesthings Twitch: www.twitch.tv/kelseylikesthings Janely Twitter: @janelyshutup Tiktok: @janelyshutup Twitch: www.twitch.tv/janelyshutup

In this episode Janely and Kelsey discuss: New Year's Eve resolutions to not make New Year's Eve resolutions you should make Why New Year's Eve relations flop New Year's Eve resolutions for celebrities Hot gossip Kelsey also presents her ideas for a dream Lana Del Rey Christmas album Contact us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

Janely and Kelsey discuss important issues such as: How White Lotus season 2 was better than season 1 Aubrey Plaza supremacy Avatar: The Way of Water Jennifer Coolidge Notable Milfs that arent Milfs in real life ins and outs for Winter Janely reviews a local community theater production of A Christmas Carol Free Britney Conspiracy Theorists and how Perez Hilton is using the situation as a way to make himself relevant again Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

Back from forced vacation (Kelsey was unfortunately in TikTok live jail). Janely and Kelsey give free advice to reminisce how Kelsey used to give free advice on TikTok live before she entered her Taylor Swift lecturer era. Taylor Swift's director era is discussed as well. Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

For our first Thanksgiving episode we discuss the following topics: The AMAs the UNNECESSARY Gayle shaming Rules for hosting Rules for guests A ranking of thanksgivings food by flop/mid/slay Thanksgiving Media to watch Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

Janely and Kelsey present their pop culture predictions for 2023 via bingo card. Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com https://www.tiktok.com/@janelyshutup https://www.tiktok.com/@kelseylikesthings

Janely and Kelsey discuss two of Alek Keshishian's iconic works Madonna: Truth or Dare and Selena Gomez: My Mind and Me. Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

Janely and Kelsey discuss some of the events that occurred the week following the release of Taylor Swift's 10th studio album Midnights Topics: Lack of Media Literacy Midnights Observations Jennifer Lawrence June Bates Poetry Taylor Swift's Movie inspiration Bejeweled Music Video Blake Lively Stan Resurrection in 2023 Pat McGrath Reasons to gatekeep people out of Taylor Swift's upcoming tour Contact us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

A series of rants between Janely, Nicole, and Kelsey Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

We are back from our forced vacation last week as Janely was banned from TikTok live. In this episode, we discuss Stale Topics.. topics that in our opinion are...stale. Stale Topics Taylor swift's dating history/sexuality How Taylor swifts career was based on faulty assumptions Assuming muses and the Vogue 2019 article Don't make TikTok tea account Talking about how this midnights album rollout was terrible... Saying Taylor Swift doesn't know how to pick lead singles Taylor Swift's chai cookie recipe Complaining about Tyra banks is awful Debating about getting vaccines Cruses Megan Trainor Chris- of the former Chris and Ian Don't bring your partner (boyfriends and husbands) to everything Bitching about an issue that can be solved via google Uneducated White gay men acting like the backbone of the LGBTQ community Asking why people aren't married or have kids Green juice especially when smoking cigarettes Drinking alcohol Uninfluential influencers Lavendergate scandal Gay news Anti-heroes that inspire Taylor Swift Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com Janely's Tiktok/Twitter: @janelyshutup Kelsey's Tiktok/Twitter: @kelseylikesthings/@kelseylikes

In this episode, Janely and Kelsey discuss the rules of their own Social Media Platform... If they had one. Episode Topics: Extreme Gaylorism Rules of engagement for Instagram Social Media Platform rules The ins and outs for the week

In this episode, Janely and I have a "Mid-off" where we discuss things that are in our opinion...are mid. To Include: M3N Football Summer Daylight Savings La Croix The Office specifically B.J. Novak Ned Fulmer/ The Try Guys/ Buzzfeed Cities Unsolicited Advice Being embarrassed ineffective communication Saying you're a kind person Taylor Swift Podcasts that only promote the straight agenda Haley Baldwin Bieber Fighting people at a Harry Style's concert Trader Joe's This episode was postponed by a few days as Janely got temporarily banned from Tiktok live for calling Sophie Tuner a Bisexual Icon when discussing the new Netflix film Do Revenge and I was disassociating in preparation for Hurricane Ian. Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com Our Socials Twitter https://twitter.com/janelyshutup https://twitter.com/kelseylikes Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@janelyshutup https://www.tiktok.com/@kelseylikesthings

Taylor Swift bingo ball discourse Lana del Rey and vaping Low-effort online presence Equilibrium of existence Swiftie vs Gaylor wars week 2 Taylor Swift's official letter box Get over it 2001 ( the film ) Contact Us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

Top 10 70s divas (just some of them) Taylor Swift and Cher Is Joe Alwyn Taylor Swift's Sonny Bono? Gay news Peppa pig Senate voting on marriage equality Taylor Swift at TIFF Stevie Nicks and the moon necklaces Janely's list of ins and outs Contact us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

As Promised, Kelsey reveals her album projection for TS10 and how she knew by February 14, 2022, that TS10 would be released on October 21, 2022. This comprehensive analysis spans many years from the beginning of Taylor Swift's career. Topics Covered: Taylor Swift esoteric Are people listening to what Taylor Swift says? Taylor Swift, a numerology girl Numerology rules Breaking down Taylor Swift Tiktok Shania Twain Dolly Parton Trio Linda Ronstadt How I was accurately able to predict TS10's release date LeAnn Rimes Jimmy Fallon is a troll. The album release order The possibility of an upcoming double album release Blake Lively Astrology Stellium All Too Well Seasonal Color Analysis I Bet You Think About Me Cake Celestial events TS10 Email Selena Gomez's Bad Liar Music Video Simple Favor Linda Ronstadt Tribeca Film Festival VMAs Midnights Midsommar references Questions: The TS10 email in its entirety Taylor Swifts Numerology Habits Possible album collabs? Janely's takes on Midnight's first impressions. Concept albums Being correct Contact us Kelsey's Tiktok @kelseylikesthings Kelsey's Twitter @kelseylikes Janely's Tiktok @janelyshutup Janely's Twitter @janelyshutup kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

In this episode, Janely and Kelsey discuss child stars, the ones that are loved, the ones that are hated, and the ones that should be thrown into a volcano for the sake of humanity. Jennette McCurdy's book Jackie Coogan The history of the Coogan account The long term effects of family vloggers Wren Eleanor Ariana grande Amanda Bynes Jamie Lynn spears Miranda Cosgrove Victoria Justice Child stars to show into a volcano: Lindsey Shaw Paul Butcher Christa Allen Fred Savage Jussie Smollett ------- Sydney sweeny Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez Bad Back tattoos Child starts that won't go into a volcano Mara Wilson Tina Majorino Bridgit Mendler Jennifer store --------------------- Jonas brothers Demi Lovato Selena Gomez Miley Cyrus The Hannah Montana casting controversy Chaz Bono ----------- Gay news Lena Wilson Tiktok discourse with Amandla Stenberg Lena Dunham Taylor Swift the new app Pinterest shuffle Nathan fielder Contact us: kelseylikesthingsgmail.com Janely's Tiktok/Twitter: @janelyshutup Kelsey's Tiktok/Twitter: @kelseylikesthings/kelseylikes

Thanks to the internet, everyone can have a platform. A roast of pop culture girlies, mid content creators, and brown hair straight woman "comedians." recirculating stale topics Joan Rivers Lenny Bruce Gay News A League of Their Own Michelle Branch Why no one should care about the TikTok lesbians Taylor Swift Shake It Off Lawsuit Bodies Bodies Bodies Review Rules for a concert Contact us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com Kelsey's Tiktok/Twitter: @kelseylikesthings/@kelseylikes Janely's Tiktok/Twitter: @janelyshutup

Shania Twain documentary LeAnn Rimes Astrology and numerology Dolly Parton Fear Taylor Swift Gay news RIP Olivia Newton-John Shake it off lawsuit update Britney Griner Our league of our own The Office Bj Novak and Mindy Kaling's relationship truthers Ezra "the menace" Miller finally arrested Millennial Pause "internet comedian" Mean girls musical didn't age well Tina fey hate club No one cares about Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian breaking up Goldendoodles promote homophobia kelseylikesthings@gmail.com Kelseys Tiktok/Twitter: @kelseylikesthings/@kelseylikes Janely's Tiktok/Twitter: @janelyshutup

In honor of two ICONIC Leos Karlie Kloss and Martha Stewart being birthday pals (August 3rd). Kelsey and Janely discuss how Martha achieved iconic girl boss status and how Karlie could soon take the crown of the "Domestic Diva" of the Millennials. Other topics include: Martha Stewart's peacocks Taylor Swift' Jetgate Other Taylor Swift Gates Beyoncé's Renaissance Nathan Fielder FBoy island Contact us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com Kelsey's Twitter/Tiktok: @kelseylikes/@kelseylikesthings Janely's Twitter/Tiktok: @janelyshutup

An analysis of the Selena Gomez Bad Liar and Fetish Music Videos and its correlation to Taylor Swift's Reputation era. Contact us: Kelsey's Tiktok/Twitter: @kelseylikesthings/@kelseylikes Janely's Tiktok/Twitter: @janelyshutup kelseylikesthings@gmail.com

This episode is a Gemini to our Selena Gomez bad liar episode so if you want to really get it consume that once first. And this episode we will be discussing the possibilities of what's next for Taylor Swift. blake lively and Taylor swift dear john yassification John Mayer Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez retirement ts10/ karma is karma real? 5th album overexposure era bleachella white and black jaguars dusty Springfield curly bangs inspirations behind the rep era Haim Taylor Swift self-titled ethereal speak now Damon Albarn and Bob lefsetz billie eilish flop era the taylor swift class 1989 Shania twain week of May 13 getting @ed by karlie kloss Taylor Swift in brazil treating celebrities like shit' Haim Taylor swift wearing clothes karma shoes the blonde people cult avengers end game

Keeping in tradition with Gay Wrath Month we present Gay Wrath Part 2 Hey Arnold Mandela effect ABBA TikTok Mandela effect winning at bar trivia Muhammad Ali vs Sonny Linston fight club sandwiches King Taylor Swift Blake Lively Jessica Chastain Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo Cannibal Anne Hathaway Armie Hammer Linda Ronstadt's birthday Selena Quintanilla vs Selena Gomez Linda Ronstadt's problematic behavior The four genders Neil Young on "after the gold rush" national snake day (coming out as a karyn) Karyn the snake Taylor Swift congratulating Lea Michele on reading properly crediting people on the internet How Eloise (precocious child) is gay culture Where The Crawdads Sing LeAnn Rimes August is a country girls' month Harrison Ford vs Chris pratt all the stranger things kids are gay business cards not everyone is a film critic; your just depressed Amy Winehouse biopic not talking about Linda Ronstadt enough reading porn gay news: Karlie Kloss shading Taylor Swift via Roblox? tiktokers getting banned for doing too much fletcher/ celsapphic drama Ricky Martin Provincetown ptown and problematic white gays families with transgender children fleeing problematic states girl boss- a gender-neutral term thor Alejandro boy to Jesus boy pipeline 1-year anniversary of Clairo's sling Greta Gerwing's barbie movie finished filming LA culture gaylorfest Contact us: kelseylikesthings@gmail.com Kelsey's Tiktok and Twiter: @kelseylikesthings/@kelseylikes Janely's Tiktok and Twitter: @janelyshutup

introduction to gay wrath Wendy Williams show internet footprint deletion Taylor Swift in David O Russel's Amsterdam Jennifer Lawrence directors that would work well with Taylor Swift the dark web (Taylor's version) duffer bros adaption of death note Nat Wolff and Selena Gomez rules for dressing up for the barbie movie controversial barbies apps of convenience CERN and King Tut Mandela effect Taika Waititi Thor: love and thunder EFY Mormon getting excommunicated from Mormonism grocery store gas having a child of god syndrome rules for going to a party good icebreaker questions stealing peoples wives reply guys gay news: noah schnapp in his rep era with doja cat July 9 last kiss day/ 26th anniversary of LeAnn Rimes' Blue Beyonce renaissance Biden signing an executive order on abortion access Emma Corrin on vogue Johnny Depp amber heard possible mistrial 13-year-olds being arrested for being too loud Brittney Griner pleads guilty visiting other countries Lynda Carter coming to the defense of trans women Bette Midler and Macy Gray being problematic Austin butler in Elvis Selena Gomez bad liar music video Hayley Kiyoko minions pr package Contact Us kelseylikesthings@gmail.com Kelsey's Twitter: @kelseylikes Kelsey's Tiktok: @kelseylikesthings Janely's Twitter and Tiktok: @janelyshutup

Janely and Kelsey review the film they've been hyping for months Minions: The Rise of Gru and rank the tracks from the Jack Antonoff-produced soundtrack. Other topics discussed: Taylor Swift Numerology Linda Ronstadt Weyes Blood possibly being a Linda Ronstadt clone Phoebe Bridgers 19-year-old music gatekeepers The Carpenters specifically Karen Carpenter Dressing up to go to the movies Fighting in Costco Trio but instead of it being Dolly Parton, Emmylou Harris, and Linda Ronstadt its Dolly Parton, Shania Twain, and Taylor Swift Ranking restaurant bread The Cheesecake Factory (derogatory) Christian Siriano Pride Dress tea Taylor Swift Blake Lively Selena Gomez Savage Garden's Darren Hayes article about being closeted in the '90s The dangers of celebrities having para-social relationships with their fans The death of Instagram Ladurée macarons Americano drinkers- Emma Chamberlain Starbucks reusable cups Rowdy teenagers wasting cops' time What's actually keeping Gen-Xers alive Indie Sleaze is over Contact us kelseylikesthings@gmail.com Kelsey's Tiktok: @kelseylikesthings Kelsey's Twitter: @kelseylikes Janely's Tiktok/Twitter: @janelyshutup