Receipts with Jenny

Join Jenny Gorelick of The Receipts Podcast and Emily Kob & Caroline Doyle of OK Stupid Podcast for a special podcast crossover event for Valentine's Day! Comedians will go on live blind dates, and the girls will give live dating advice for your real text exchanges and DMs. It's gonna be the horniest show in Brooklyn, and we're all gonna get cuffed! Featuring: Fumi Abe Rachel Coster Charlie Bardey Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Join Jenny Gorelick of The Receipts Podcast and Emily Kob & Caroline Doyle of Ok, Stupid Podcast for the podcast crossover event of the fall. Comedians will go on live blind dates, and the girls will give live dating advice for your real text exchanges and DMs. It's gonna be the horniest show in Brooklyn, and we're all gonna get cuffed! Featuring: Youngmi Mayer Caroline Yost & William Banks Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's a special Receipts UNHINGED where Jenny and Andrew help update a brave single's Hinge Profile. This week, it's with Jillian Anthony (Cruel Summer Book Club) who just moved to Austin and is ready for a refresh, but NO one-night stands. Friend and comedian Zach Zimmerman (The Comedy Cellar) joins to bring some hard truths. We talk about not looking too cool, putting out what you want on your profile, prompts, catfishing, and looking for love! Check out instagram to see the finished product and get in touch if you want us to help you update your apps! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Follow Jillian Anthony: Twitter: @jillathrilla Instagram: @jillathrilla Newsletter: Cruel Summer Book Club Podcast: Cruel Summer Book Club Follow Zach Zimmerman: Twitter: @zzdoublezz Instagram: @zzdoublezz   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jenny had sex this week, and she is literally glowing. You can't see it, but believe it. It is a HOT GIRL SUMMER, it turns out. This episode is extremely informative as Nick and Jenson of Very Gay Paint join to teach us about the Emergency SOS button on your phone, LA vs. NYC, head lice vs. down there lice, and finding your voice as a comedian. We're out here begging a rich listener to please buy The Lyric Hyperion in LA and to hire them when they visit NYC in September! And this week's Quick &. Dirty is truly a Quick & Romantic :) Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy   Follow Very Gay Paint: Instagram: @verygaypaint Jensen's Instagram: @jensontitus Nick's Instagram: @verygayclown   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is a special treat! It's WAXED & VAXXED, the lovechild of the two horniest podcasts in Brooklyn, Ok Stupid & Receipts for a live recording, crossover episode, and flirty evening wherein comedians are set up on BLIND DATES live in front of an audience and audience members have the opportunity to compose flirty dm's to their crushes, break up texts, or hinge intros on stage! Will Devon Walker (Comedy Central) and Dylan Adler (NYCF) find love!? Will real couple Caroline Yost & Will Banks FIND A THIRD!? Vote for your favorite date on instagram... only one is going home with a $25 gift card for Applebees for their second date. Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy   Follow Ok Stupid Itunes Spotify Instagram: @okstupidpod   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

First up, Jenny and Andrew share the logistics behind a taco crawl and putting effort into dates, and some really amazing warm-up receipts from the guys in Jenny's DM's and the Man from the Bus. We're joined by Jared Lipscomb (Back on Air Podcast) to talk about dating post-recovery, the apps, the vibes of Match.com (not good!), and the morals behind ghosting someone you haven't met. Jared brings truly TRAUMATIC receipts from men that scare us. We're blessed that he lived to tell the tale. Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Follow Jared Lipscomb: Instagram: @jaredlips   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jenny had a perfectly fine date on Wednesday and is headed on a taco crawl tonight. Dating is... kinda meh? She's joined by the hosts of the Hoes with Feelings podcast, returning guest Karolena Theresa and Melissa Rich. They bring dating advice on men above 6'3, being motivated by the haters, falling in love, and having a good date mindset. And we help Karolena compose a sext to her man! Survey says we're all extra horny this summer :) Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy   Listen to Hoes with Feelings Podcast   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jenny's trapped Hinge Rose matches are hitting up her DM's, and she's still being slow-ghosted or bread-crumbed by a comedian/entrepreneur. A huge yikes! Chelsea Jacobson (Earwolf) joins to talk about Tik Toks that ruined our lives, the appeal of tall guys, how long to stay on a date that you're not enjoying, day dates, kinks, and moderates...why? She also brings some truly horrifying receipts from the past. Also! we receive our first ever voicemail for dating advice!! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Follow Chelsea Jacobson: Twitter: @allchelsfails Instagram: @allchelsfails Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First, an update from Jenny about her speed dates! Then we get into mutual ghosting (is it ever ok), how to reject someone after a not-so-great first date, and an update on Andrew's Wayfair saga. We're joined by comedian Stewart Fullerton (Staying Humble with Stew) who is bravely dating a comedian who she met at an open mic of all things! She created a monster! We talk about pandemic anxiety, hatred towards Gemini's, faking liking stuff to impress a boy (always works), and going on The Bachelor. And Stewart brings the juiciest receipts-related drama we've ever seen on the podcast. It's a must listen! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind-the-scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Follow Stewart Fullerton Twitter: @Stewartful Instagram: @stewartandchill Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's another very special crossover episode! This time, we're live at Mi-Casa Studios in Williamsburg to help Jenny find a husband, absolutely! Listen along as I go on three speed dates with three very eligible, hand-plucked bachelors -- Tanmaya, Tsuk, and Jeremy. Will I find love? Will Kob and Doyle approve? Will Mi-Casa Studios let us use the space for the bridal shower? You'll have to tune in to find out! LISTEN TO OK, STUPID: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ok-stupid/id1487331254 SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/receipts-with-jenny/id1503811315 LISTEN ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/06LSeF8QtcXMqVB0ogj3JJ   CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER   RECEIPTS IS HOSTED BY JENNY GORELICK https://www.instagram.com/jennycestquoi/   RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy/   https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a big week in receipts for Jenny as she chaotically reached out to someone giving her breadcrumbs, while Andrew comes for Wayfair. We're joined by Maya Deshmukh (The Drew Barrymore Show) to talk about messy fuckboys, which exes are watching the Instagram stories, and being married!! We also share prom date stories (huge reveal for the pod!) and Andrew recounts a harrowing tale about a disappointing man from the past. We're sorry bout it. Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Follow Maya Deshmukh: Twitter: @mayadesh Instagram: @mayadesh   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

First, we get into the benefits of NOT texting someone first... which always works exactly how you want it to and some light bragging about the celebrity dating app Raya. Then Jenny and Andrew are joined by Kelsey Caine (Two Scoops Network) and Martin Urbano (JFL) who aren't only both hilarious, but also a couple that's been together for SIX YEARS! They bring their receipts from meeting at an open mic of all places. We talk about being nice and being your weirdo self from the jump. Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Follow Kelsey Caine: Twitter: @kelsey_caine Instagram: @kelseycaine Follow Martin Urbano: Twitter: @martinurbano Instagram: @martinurbanojr  Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys are driving Jenny crazy and in order to get to the bottom of this whirlwind month of dating, we're turning to the cards, babe! David Odyssey (The Luminaries) joins to give Jenny and Andrew (honestly) emotional tarot readings and to leave us utterly wrecked! The universe isn't a joke, betch. Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Follow David Odyssey: Instagram: @david_odyssey The Luminaries Podcast Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Babes, we had to take a week off because Jenny is tired from...dating (we'll explain next week!) and Andrew moved! So we decided to re-release one of our favorite episodes with the hilarious Dylan Adler. This week, Jenny made it to Arizona, and the guy who ruined producer Andrew's day is back... still ruining Andrew's day. We chat with Dylan Adler (New York Comedy Festival) about his recent ghosting after a social distance central park date (RUDE!), hot people at the protest, and dressing up for the grocery store. And together, Andrew and Jenny encourage Dylan to post a thirst trap!! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Follow Dylan Adler: Twitter: @dylanadler6 Instagram: @dylanadler_    Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jenny and Andrew start off with real talk about Jenny's recent break-up and Andrew's shady former friend group. Relationship break-ups and friendship break-ups are HARD! We're joined by the queen herself Sydnee Washington (Unofficial Expert Podcast) who brings us back down to Earth! Listen to us: you don't want to date someone who doesn't want to date you!!! Syd drops bombs of wisdom about heartbreak, lying dudes, and hot people needing to put in work. She brings one of the best receipts of all time - one of her own breakup emails from 2008. It's vintage! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Follow Sydnee Washington: Twitter: @justsydnyc Instagram: @justsydbw Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Well, Jenny got dumped out of the blue, packed all of her sluttiest outfits, and immediately booked tickets to LA. LA is famously the place where you go when your heart is broken. Comedian Drew Anderson (Ars Nova) joins to bring some much needed sound advice and good vibes. He met his boyfriend on Twitter (a dating app apparently?) and somehow it all comes back to Nicole Kidman. This is a sweet little ep for anyone who needs some hope in this wild dating wilderness!! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy   Follow Drew Anderson: Twitter: @imdrewanderson Instagram: @imdrewanderson   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Well, we're back with another cute and healthy relationship! And we love to see it! Jenny watched My Octopus Teacher and reveals her favorite flirty emoji. We're joined by Megan Pope (Wussy Mag) to talk about thirst traps, cheating our sponsored ads, not fighting in relationships, One Direction, and if you can believe it, the definitive discourse on Millie Bobbie Brown's Kong vs. Godzilla. We're all stanning Kong in this house. Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy   Follow Megan Pope: Twitter: @mpopetweets Instagram: @megspope   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andrew is finally leaving his cursed neighbor and Jenny is delighted to be joined by all of her favorite boys in the ZOOM. We have Fumi Abe (Comedy Central) and Devon Walker (Comedy Central) to talk about how it's been in the year since we last recorded an episode together IN. PERSON. IN. MARCH. 2019. We discuss how to tell someone you want to be in a casual thing, emoji reactions, getting blocked by exes, having sex with people you like, and dating outside of your type. It feels so good to all be back! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy   Follow Fumi Abe; Twitter: @thefumiabe Instagram: @thefumiabe Follow Devon Walker: Twitter: @internetdevon Instagram: @internetdevon   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jenny is fully vaxxed, but not "going crazy" and we get into what to do when you're too anxious to respond to your friends' texts. We're joined by Mic Nguyen (Asian, Not Asian) to talk gorgeous life advice about being married - how to not have a corny wedding or proposal, getting out of the friendzone, and never fighting while hangry. He brings some very cute married receipts, and we love it! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy   Follow Mic Nguyen Twitter: @itsmicnguyen Instagram: @nicepantsbro   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Well, babes, it's been a year in pandereplay, and we've recorded almost 60 episodes!! This week, Andrew got a text from a public figure, and Jenny is obsessed with her therapist. We're joined by the icon Akilah Hughes (Crooked Media) to talk about the differences of dating in LA and NY (they're opposites it turns out!) and to introduce us to the new man in her life - her sweet puppy Dogtor Fauci. She brings INCREDIBLE receipts from Raya from a real famous, and Jenny reveals a big secret from her past!!! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy   Follow Akilah Hughes: Twitter: @akilahobviously Instagram: @akilahh   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the crossover event of the century. when Jenny and Andrew are joined by Caroline Doyle and Emily Kob of OK, STUPID, This is officially the HORNIEST PODCAST in all of Brooklyn. We talk about sexy things like the vaccine, our crush Meghan Markle, birth control, unsending DM"s, and dating older. All the receipts on this episode are so vulnerable and special. Go follow Ok, Stupid Podcast!! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy   Follow Ok, Stupid Podcast: Instagram: @okstupidpod Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/5nwYhLbff77KSQC2XpM1LK iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ok-stupid/id1487331254 Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Wow, wow, wow, it's been a year of panini!! Andrew is finally moving away from his cursed neighbor, and Jenny wrote him a reference letter. If you need an ego boost, ask your friends to write you reference letters for no reason! We're joined by the hilarious and wise Nathan Pearson (Secure the Gag Podcast) who has had a dry pandemic...but now that it is warming up...he's warming up too! He's back on the apps and we talk about Hinge standouts, our superficial reasons for swiping right, the WOD (I hate knowing what that means now), and the murder app...aka GRINDR. Also read "All About Love: New Visions" by bell hooks if you want to be healed! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy   Follow Nathan Pearson: Twitter: @nathankpearson Instagram: @nathankpearson   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Valentine's Day caper left Jenny in a whirlwind, and Andrew is having spooky dreams! London comedian Katerina Robinson joins to class-up the pod with her accent and to talk dating in tight British lockdown. We talk about dating DJ's (maybe in this case do?), looking for lockdown love, whether Clubhouse is chaotic good or choatic evil, and using LinkedIn for stalking. Katerina is in such a dickpression that she wants truly any date - good or, even, bad right now!! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy   Follow Katerina Robinson: Twitter: @MissKaterinaR Instagram: @MissKaterinaR   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This is one of the spiciest episodes of the pod as Jenny and Andrew are joined by Dylan Palladino (We're All Psycho's Podcast) to talk about the time in 2017 when they went on "the worst date of [his] life" and we have the receipts to prove it. If Jenny is the reason that Dylan never dates a comic again, then she has given him a gift. We talk about - How to tell someone you're not interested in them after a first date in a way that isn't ghosting or stringing along The Women's March... and why Dylan didn't go What happens in Montauk The Hinge algorithm What you should do if you see someone you know on Hinge Drama camp Breaking up in person vs. on the phone AND somehow Dylan flirts with ... both of us? You are bereft of nothing from this pod. Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Follow Dylan Palladino: Twitter: @dylanjpalladino Instagram: @dylanjpalladino   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome back to Receipts the only podcast where Andrew is being haunted by his neighbor and has the receipts to prove it. A big update about the referral program - the top referrer of the month will get THEIR DATING PROFILE UPDATED BY A PANEL OF COMEDIANS. Unbelievable prize! Sign up at refer.fm/receipts. We're joined by the hilarious Chris Burns (betches) who has been ghosted, not once, not twice, but thrice in the pandemdem. He's giving out his streaming service passwords and hating the apps. We talk about: Neighbors who love drama and what to do about it Ghosting National Geographic (on Disney+) Streaming Services Passwords and your ex's Netflix habits Online dating is absolutely just 90 Day Fiancé Being pursued (or it isn't going to happen) ABOLISHING "HEY" AS AN OPENING LINE! And of course, we end it all with wisdom from Lady Gaga There can be 100 podcasts in a room...but this is going to be your favorite one :) Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Follow Chris Burns; Twitter: @fatcarriebshaw Instagram: @fatcarriebradshaw Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This call-in episode is essential, harrowing, and "the worst thing we've ever heard on the pod." Listener Allison calls in because she's been single her life and "she isn't taking the dating apps seriously." And Jenny and Andrew are SHOCKED & APPALLED. And she almost breaks us. THIS IS AN INTERVENTION. You need to listen to this episode if you are struggling on the apps. We talk about: Not having the energy to swipe. Matching with people who are bad matches It's a full-time job to be on the dating apps Focusing on 1-3 people seriously at a time Choosing one dating app Setting filters MEMES WILL NOT BE YOUR BOYFRIEND Fixing your bio to include personal information If you need help with dating, please to god, DM us at @receiptspod. Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jenny is home alone with nothing to do and posting more thirst traps than ever before, while Andrew is wearing dress pants... on purpose? We both need help! We're joined by Sara Levine (betches), the Editor-in-Chief of betches and certified meme queen, who gives us incredible advice about taking down men (on Twitter, on the apps, where men are sold) and also dating in a pandemic. We discuss: Stalking on social media before dates Lox Club - the exclusive Jewish dating app Letting your dad set you up on dates The people who are somehow in Miami right now? Being the CEO of self-employed Ghosting...don't do it! Advice for getting stood up (we hate it, but it could happen to you!) Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 3 friends and get a shoutout, 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Follow Sara Levine: Twitter: @saralememe Instagram: @saralememe   Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week our guest Abby Govindan (TEDX) talks about traumatic exes. 2020 was a tough year for everyone...but Abby's dating life was something else. And Jenny has big news! Andrew is watching The Bachelor, and it is causing him stress (do not recommend it). We talk about literally everything important in dating and culture: The Bachelor Indian Matchmaking Men & Women being friends (it can happen!) Casual dating during the pandemic The sexy hosts of Blues Clues past and future NXIVM Recognizing the red flag that your ex is a cult leader!! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer this episode of Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and for the top referrer each month, a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Follow Abby Govindan: Twitter: @abbygov Instagram: @abbygovindan Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick.     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WELCOME BACK TO SEASON 2, BABY! And we're starting it off with a bang by having Jenny go on 3 VIRTUAL DATES live on the podcast...with her friends, comedians Taylor Ortega (JFL), Devon Walker (Comedy Central), Producer Andrew (obviously) watching! We might be the first-ever podcast to do this, and Jenny is terrified for you to hear what she is like on a date. Terrified! The panelists do not agree on everything - Taylor is hoping to see no red flags in the 10 minutes, and Devon would be impressed if we do see a red flag! AND LADIES, fyi, Devon would be down to go on a date with you recorded for a podcast...so you should just put one up on Spotify and let it rip. Also....we talk about The Bachelor. How could we not? Thank you so much to all three brave men who were willing to go on dates (it might be because two of them are Gemini's and the third is a Scorpio...). AND TAYLOR SAID IT BEST, LIFE IS TOO SHORT NOT TO BE PSYCHED ABOUT SOMEONE...YOU COULD JUST WATCH TV! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and 30 friends and a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby! Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Follow Devon Walker Twitter: @internetdevon Instagram: @internetdevon Follow Taylor Ortega Instagram: @taylortega Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

As a little belated holiday treat, here is a very special CALL-IN episode. Chloe is ready to get back out there after having no flirty interactions for the past months of quarantine. SHOULD SHE GET A DRINK WITH HER CRUISE SHIP BEAU? Andrew and Jenny give very scientific advice based on the hard facts & evidence!! At the end of the day, this is a very intelligent episode. Featuring advice about - Reading/not reading DM's Flirting at protests Sea Law Red Flags - especially about people getting back with exes Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and 30 friends and a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the last episode of SEASON 1, and we're going out with a bang. Dating has truly never had more of a moment than right now!!! Julia Shiplett (Comedy Central), Drew Lausch (Quibi), and Milly Tamarez (Reductress) are an expert panel on CUFFING SEASON!! The weather is colder, the days are shorter, and the people are... hornier? We talk about: when cuffing season begins and ends! The calendar dates, babe! whether the dates have been extended in pandemic if it changes based on warm weather... does Florida have a cuffing season? the thottiest holidays how to have a successful virtual date are you cuffed if you haven't discussed it with your partner? what makes a good cuffing season partner what makes a good reply guy And somehow, we plan an orgy for 2021. And announcing our new referral program! Share Receipts with your friends and win prizes including a panel of comedians updating the dating app profile of your choice. ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Refer Receipts to your friends and win prizes! Share with 5 friends and get a sticker, 15 friends and get a t-shirt, and 30 friends and a panel of comedians will UPDATE YOUR DATING APP PROFILE (priceless!!). It takes less than a minute to sign-up. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby!   Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick Follow Julia Shiplett: Instagram: @juliashiplett Twitter: @juliashiplett Follow Drew Lausch: Instagram: @realdrewlausch Twitter: @drewlausch Follow Milly Tamarez: Instagram: @millyon4ire Twitter: @MillyTamarez   Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Right off the bat (sports reference!), everyone deserves to be in a relationship that other people are jealous of, honey!!! Twitter sensation and the hottest Dana in the entire world joins us to give LITERAL JEWELS of wisdom about how devoted your partners should be (extremely!), when to double text (never at the beginning!), and the time commitment you should give to your casual crushes (full time job status!). Meanwhile, we know you're dying to hear how Jenny's ZOOM date with the doctor went... this is basically The Bachelorette without Chris Harrison. ALSO, we experiment with segments and an audio cue! Do you like it? Please tell us! Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby! Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick Follow Dana Donnelly: Twitter: @danadonly Instagram: @hottestdana Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

BUCKLE UP YOUR SEAT BELTS because we're taking you through some bumpy dating. Comedian Luisa Lange (MTV News) joins Jenny and Producer Andrew to reveal THE WORST DATE OF ALL TIME. Truly a story scarier than any horror movie - Scream, The Shining, Saw step aside!! Plus being a picky dating app swiper and tips for how to respond to someone who ghosts you. Subscribe on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today so you don't miss an episode. Rate Receipts 5-stars on Apple Podcasts and leave a cute receipt for a chance for it to be read on-air. Connect with Receipts on Instagram for updates on live shows and behind the scenes photos and videos. DM us your receipts to have them read on an episode! We'll give you advice, baby! Follow Host Jenny Gorelick: Instagram: @jennycestquoi Twitter: @jennygorelick Follow Producer Andrew: Instagram: @mcgui_guy Follow Luisa Lange: Twitter: @luisa_lange Instagram: @luisalange Receipts is on the Authentic Podcast Network. It is produced by Andrew McGuire. The theme song is by Dylan Adler, sung by Cheno Pinter, and produced by Douglas Widick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a VERY SPECIAL & EXTREMELY CHAOTIC DATING APP PANEL featuring a line-up of extremely single comedians - Jared Goldstein (Nikki Fre$h), Savannah DesOrmeaux (The X Change Rate), and Devon Walker (Comedy Central)- UPDATING JENNY'S HINGE PROFILE! Do any of us know what we're talking about?! Probably not!! We discuss all the app highlights: DATING APP PROMPTS FIRST PHOTO VS. THE SECOND PHOTO SHOULD YOU HAVE A VIDEO? OPENING LINES DREAM DINNER GUESTS MAXIMUM DISTANCES AGE LIMITS HEIGHT LIMITS and so much more! Listen and update your own dating profiles! SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY! SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos.   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER   RECEIPTS IS HOSTED BY JENNY GORELICK @jennycestquoi RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE @mcgui_guy https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Jenny and Producer Andrew are joined by an intimidatingly hot and hilarious couple, Matthew Broussard and Laura Sogar (She Does Stand Up Too?). They give advice about how to make a relationship work when both people are stand up comedians (unheard of!), reveal the receipts from their origin story, and give the definitive rules for stealing t-shirts from exes. Also, Jenny wants someone to text all day about what she's eating if anyone is available and into that!   SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER   RECEIPTS IS HOSTED BY JENNY GORELICK @jennycestquoi RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE @mcgui_guy https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wow, baby we are back! Jenny had 2 days last week where she didn't cry and that is progress! Producer Andrew brings a literal receipt from a bad haircut. We're joined the hilarious Zubi Ahmed (Kutti Gang) who, on top of managing multiple jobs and stand up, is juggling two guys from the apps and a doctor in Bangladesh that her parents want her to marry. She's got a lot going on! And we're obsessed with her! We talk about what Indian Matchmaking gets right and wrong about the arranged marriage process, bad first dates, and parents. It's one of our favorite episodes to date! SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER   RECEIPTS IS HOSTED BY JENNY GORELICK @jennycestquoi RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE @mcgui_guy https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Settle in for an emotional episode as Jenny is going through a break-up... and by going through it, we really mean going through it. Taylor Ortega (Disney) joins to bring some wisdom! They both share their break-up advice from their dads, thoughts on being *complicated women,* and break-down what it means to be a flash mob person. If you're not a flash mob person, please don't force it! SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER   RECEIPTS IS HOSTED BY JENNY GORELICK @jennycestquoi RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE @mcgui_guy https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod, we take a quick break to gush about Kelly Clarkson, and Jenny has a her first Republican troll on her business (lol) Hot Merch for Biden. Pls tell us if you think she's a bot! Drew is back from Minnesota (turns out it is a very lit state) and is looking to be held! We're all just human & horny over here. He brings receipts from two exes who went on benders and thought of him. We're not sure what that says about him. Manifesting a lovely helicopter date for all of our listeners. We love you. SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY! SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER   RECEIPTS IS HOSTED BY JENNY GORELICK @jennycestquoi RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE @mcgui_guy https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod, Jenny and Producer Andrew talk about their voting plans! Sexy! We are joined by Anna Roisman (HQ Trivia) who famously is a matchmaker and HAS NEVER BEEN ON A DATING APP! She has the cure for getting over a longterm relationship and spills about dating more than drummer. Also the time her solo evening smoothie led to a date. She's blessed. SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER   RECEIPTS IS HOSTED BY JENNY GORELICK @jennycestquoi RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE @mcgui_guy https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we're really going through it - producer Andrew did pumpkin things, and Jenny is more emotional than she's every been in her life! It's cute! They talk to the sweet & hilarious Moss Perricone (Patriot Act) who is looking! for! love! His DM's are open, and he has been dating, baby! Also, he brings all of his dates to the same table at the same bar?! Also someone tell us why there aren't sick days for break-ups. Put it in the next healthcare plan! SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER   RECEIPTS IS HOSTED BY JENNY GORELICK @jennycestquoi RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE @mcgui_guy https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a huge week as Jenny. got. bangs. She's spiraling! And Producer Andrew had a weird day at work. They are joined by the hilarious Tori Piskin (Got it from My Mama Podcast) who is in an exclusive relationship with a fellow redhead - powerful. They discuss paying on the first date (in straight couples, women should never!), having Covid-compatibility, and manifesting your dreams...or text messages from your crush. Also, Tori brings in receipts from a dude who gave her an STD. Spoiler, she wins the text convo! SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER   RECEIPTS IS HOSTED BY JENNY GORELICK @jennycestquoi RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE @mcgui_guy https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week it's three Jersey girls on the pod when Jenny and Producer Andrew are joined by the real and hilarious and former high school homecoming king, Anthony Lario (Housewives PR). He brings a plethora of receipts from ghosters, crushes, and family....screenshots were taken! They discuss everything from which ABBA lyric is the best to send to someone who just told you they're not into you to the reality star who would make the best President. And at the end of the pod, everyone agrees that we all deserve to just eat our f*cking oysters! ALSO, Producer Andrew gets to the bottom of the time that Anthony didn't hang out with him on October 31. It's a perfect episode. SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER   RECEIPTS IS HOSTED BY JENNY GORELICK @jennycestquoi RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE @mcgui_guy https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we record LIVE on Twitch over breakfast! A breakfast Twitch! Jenny started an entire business (lol), and producer Andrew needs a new target for scam dates. They're joined by Nadia Pinder (Refinery 29) who brings in very relatable sibling drama receipts and proves how important it is for all of us to have difficult conversations with our families. She also convinces her boyfriend not to get a van (no!) and listener level3teapot to communicate with his girlfriend. It's an episode filled with love and learning. SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER   RECEIPTS IS HOSTED BY JENNY GORELICK @jennycestquoi RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE @mcgui_guy https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's an incredible week since Jenny can finally see Jeffrey and Andrew finally watched Lifesize 2. Milly Tamarez (Reductress) joins to bring so many delicious receipts proving that ALL D*CK IS TRASH. We also get into the science of UTI's, pheromones, and what girlfriends vs. hook ups do. Everyone venmo @milly-tamarez! SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER   RECEIPTS IS HOSTED BY JENNY GORELICK @jennycestquoi RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE @mcgui_guy https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode was very bravely recorded live on Twitch. Producer Andrew's neighbor is out to get him, and Jenny's BF is currently her long distance beau. They're joined by the "very hot & cut" John Trowbridge (All That) to talk about cults, conspiracy theories, and artful nudes. And we give our picks for the best NYC public park to have sex in. This is by far our naughtiest episode ever. SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER   RECEIPTS IS HOSTED BY JENNY GORELICK @jennycestquoi RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE @mcgui_guy https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jenny and Producer Andrew are joined by Jared Goldstein (Quibi) to talk finding a capital B boyfriend in this economy! We give advice on ZOOM dates and determine whether Jared is actually 23 year old Asian pop star Conan Gray. Meanwhile, Jenny is obsessed with dance movies, and Producer Andrew is obsessed with Lost recaps from Seanie B... 10 years in the making. We're freaks! SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER   RECEIPTS IS HOSTED BY JENNY GORELICK @jennycestquoi RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE @mcgui_guy https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jenny is finally back in the big ole juicy apple!!! Producer Andrew went on a sugar baby situation type date!!! Our special guest, Alise Morales (betches) shares the receipts from when she and her fiancé accidentally ghosted each other for a FULL 24 HOURS!! We also attempt to solve the mystery of who peed on the chair? I promise, you'll be trying to solve it for the rest of your lifetime. Can you tell I wrote this description at 2am?!? SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY!   SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER   RECEIPTS IS HOSTED BY JENNY GORELICK @jennycestquoi RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE @mcgui_guy https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast, hilarious comedian Moses Storm (Conan) paid for Tinder Premium, and he's boosted so go swipe him and say hi! He went on one Tinder date in his life... with his girlfriend of six years (He is blessed!). Meanwhile, Jenny wants to the face of buying things again and she and Producer Andrew both take the CUBE TEST. SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY! SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/  And while you're at it... follow Jenny too! instagram: @jennycestquoi THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE @mcgui_guy https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, powerful poet, screenwriter, and performer Taylor Steele (La MaMa) proves that you absolutely should reach out to your ex in quarantine! We talk collaborating with our therapists, the EVIL of read receipts, and the poor decisions that went into Facebook's dating app. YES, Facebook has a dating app!!! It's cursed. Also Jenny reveals that she kind of likes ZOOM... she's ill. SUBSCRIBE ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY! SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Jenny made it to Arizona, and the guy who ruined producer Andrew's day is back... still ruining Andrew's day. We chat with Dylan Adler (New York Comedy Festival) about his recent ghosting after a social distance central park date (RUDE!), hot people at the protest, and dressing up for the grocery store. And together, Andrew and Jenny encourage Dylan to post a thirst trap!! SUBSCRIBE ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY! SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or dm us at @receiptspod on instagram CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/   THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Lili Michelle (Vulture) shares her receipts from well-established Pittsburgh professional Adam Z... if you're listening, what do you do, Adam Z? We get into the appeal of Survivor and Andrew's neighbor "the best person to cross this Earth." And Jenny shares her first ever receipts from Jeffrey. SUBSCRIBE ON APPLE PODCASTS TODAY! SEND YOUR RECEIPTS TO receiptspod@gmail.com or DM us on instagram. CONNECT W/ RECEIPTS ON INSTAGRAM for updates on live shows and behind-the scenes photos/videos: https://www.instagram.com/receiptspod/ THEME SONG BY DYLAN ADLER / PRODUCTION BY DOUGLAS WIDICK / SUNG BY CHENO PINTER RECEIPTS IS PRODUCED BY ANDREW MCGUIRE https://receiptspod.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices