The Kevin Lasagna Appreciation Podcast

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Kevin Lasagna (Hellas Verona and former Italy striker) is the greatest footballer ever, with one of the stupidest names in history.Comedian Anthony Locascio breaks down all of the craziest, stupidest and funniest moments and people in the history of football (Kevin Lasagnas) in appreciation of the great man with the great name.

Anthony Locascio


    • Mar 8, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    Who Wants 7?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2023 34:21


    Where else to start but at Liverpool's bludgeoning of Man United 7 BLOODY NIL! We chat about Arsenal's champion spirit and what I think is the PL's most fascinating race; the battle of the battlers between Brentford, Brighton and Fulham.We then chat heaps of Serie A, including Napoli finally losing again (to Lazio) and Juve getting unlucky vs Roma.Heaps more plus YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED (ask more pls).Raise em! (NO EPISODE NEXT WEEK, SORRY IM IN ADELAIDE FOR THE FRINGE FESTIVAL, GET TICKETS IF YOU'RE THERE X)

    Suck My Twitter

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 39:38


    This week on the MSP I rant about the Twitter backlash I received in the wake of my comments on Born Offside about Garang Kuol and why football takes itself too seriously.A PL ramble then ensues before a discussion about the FIFA World 11 awards, and everything in Serie A from last weekend.Finally we do Sitter Of The Week and predictions for the weekend. Strap in!

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    Battle Of The Battlers

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2023 44:27


    BUMPER EPISODE INCOMING!All the ramifications of the Premier League weekend are expanded upon, including a thick title race, how Chelsea are garbage, and the battle of the 'battlers' with Fulham, Brighton, Brentford and Newcastle all overperforming magnificently.We chat the astounding Bundesliga title race, Neymar's timely injury, the SUPER LEAGUE, the Champions League results, PLENTY of predictions which will probably be wrong, and YOUR QUESTIONS answered including a solid discussion of Serie B.Make sure to catch me on @bornoffsidepodcast this week too!SEND IN QUESTIONS/RAISE YOUR DAUGHTERS

    VAR Is Sh%te

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023 52:39


    This week's discussion of all the weekend's action centres around VAR controversies in the PL and Serie A.I then compile my 11 of breakout Serie A stars from this season, before we crack into predictions for the Champions League and more!Leave comments/suggestions for next week's sitter!

    Top 10 Of 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2023 42:39


    This week my Sitheads we chat all about the PLs big boys all dropping points except for a Casemiro-less Man United and my boy Mitoma.We then chat Serie A, with the Milan derby a damning indictment of Pioli's Milan, and why they're in big trouble.Lasagna for this week is replaced by a hot serving of my top 10 players of 2022, and we have Balotelli's miss vs LA Galaxy as our SOTW.ALL LOVE X

    Chelsea Garage Sale

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2023 42:18


    Today we discuss all things DEADLINE DAY including Arsenal once again shopping in Chelsea's yard, except it might work out for them this time. SOUTTAR to Leicester, a dude playing with a GoPro on, Mark Clattenburg getting clattered out of Egypt, why you should PITY us Juve fans, and why I'm now a fully fledged B&H supporter.Lasagna this week is a steamy serving; the time a player wore a rival clubs jersey to push through a move away from his current club, and Sitter Of The Week comes courtesy of Freddie Ljungberg.I then give my predictions for big games this week. Raise your expectations for this episode as if they were your daughters!

    Storia Di Un Grande Errore

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2023 46:31


    Ciao Sitheads!Card on the table I spend a good 15-20 minutes talking about the Juventus situation today; I tried to be light about it but it's pretty dear to me so I hope it's at least informative.We chat Premier League because Serie A is now ruined; Haaland cold takes, Almiron hot takes, Kane and Conte's Hotcakes, we cover it all. Your lasagna this week is made fresh out of Adebayor's full pitch dash celebration vs Arsenal in 2009, and your sitter of the week is Van Vossen's howler for Rangers in the Old Firm Derby.Let your friends know about this pod! And RYD4LYF x

    Sex Noises

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 37:45


    Today's episode covers a lot of the PL action from the weekend; with United winning the battle of the baldies and a Spurs fan kicking Arsenal's goalkeeper in defeat. Listen to how I think he should be punished, why I'm on Pique's side in his divorce story, and why Juve are not out of the scudetto conversation despite being pummelled by Napoli.All that, your sitter of the week, and a bite into the tasty lasagna that is Steven Gerrard getting punked by a Chelsea mascot. Also some predictions for the weekend's big matches. RYD.

    BALEOUT & The Drunk Ref

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2023 28:18


    HNY sitheads and welcome back to the show! I little mini episode for you to chow down on in anticipation for bigger things in 2023 (watch this space)Today we chat about a few off the pitch shenanigans that went down between the WC ending and now, including why Salt Bae is a f%&khead, and Gareth Baling on football.We then REVIVE the hot lasagne segment to chat about a time a professional ref got drunk, before introducing a new segment called SITTER OF THE WEEK!Send me a message to suggest a sitter for next week, #ryd and have a happy 2023! 

    Qatar 2022 Post Mortem

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2022 59:20


    I truly hope you all have enjoyed the Qatar 2022 World Cup as much as I have (having watched all 64 games live, not sure if I've mentioned) but even more so, this recap episode, because the technology gods conspired to make it the most impossible piece of shit to record and edit, all most all my soft and hardware malfunctioned on me.BUT we made it, so please enjoy this bumper, final World Cup 2022 episode of Mr. Sitter, in which I discussed my Top 3 for a multitude of categories, including goal, save, coach, dickhead, funny moment, player of the tournament, and a few more too.THANK YOU so much to everyone who followed along for the ride; please look forward to weekly episodes moving forward. Tell ya buds, like, subscribe, follow, review, leave questions, and take as much care as you can to bring those female children of yours into this world. XXX

    The Greatest Final

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2022 21:54


    I did it sitheads...I watched all 64 games of the Qatar 2022 World Cup live, and this, the final, was the crescendo, the cherry on top of what has been a delectable football cake. Argentina are deserved victors, and to them go the spoils of this remarkable story which culminates in the best player to ever play, winning the only trophy that has escaped him in his career.In this episode, I laboured, hungover, tired, drained from an engrossing final and  an enchanting tournament, chatting basically about the game only. I will do a full recap episode in the next few days which will talk about the World Cup as a whole, but for now, cop this. 

    Infant(ino) Mortality

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2022 31:37


    Howdy friends! On todays MSP I chatted about the Melbourne Derby debacle, and a bit about FIFA and how they suck, based on the Netflix doc I just got around to watching.I then chatted about the 3/4th play off which saw Croatia become the 11th European nation in a row to come third in the World Cup, seeing of darlings of the tournament Morocco, in what was a fairly unenjoyable match.This of course precedes my preview of this evening's WORLD CUP FINAL! We finally made it, the promised land. I delineated all the reasons why I am desperate for Argentina to win, even though I'm fairly sure France will. Let's hope it's a belter, and not the cagey snoozefest it could be.Vamos!

    Vale Morocco

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2022 30:22


    The Qatar 2022 World Cup Final has been set, a somewhat inevitable PSG derby between Mbappe and Messi will come to pass, but today is all about the valiant Morocco, going down to the world champions today with their heads held high.I chatted about the game, France's tactics, why this Morocco run has been so important, and finally, why this 3/4 playoff might be the best game of the entire tournament.4 episodes to go in the World Cup special episodes of MSP; don't miss ANY!

    The Spirit of Maradona

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 36:04


    I'm in rare form guys. Today, obviously, I ripped into what happened as Argentina dispatched Croatia with aplomb, and broke down what went wrong for the Cros, and why Argentina seems so elevated by glorious purpose in this competition.We also chat toxic football fandom comparing players illogically, recontextualise Moroccan ethnicity, preview the upcoming match v France, and explain why the A-League(s?) has become an arbitrary pluralisation, as informed by one of my listeners!Y'all should message me/comment more sh%t, because it will make it onto the pod, if its kewl.In the interim, you know the drill, raise those Argentinian flags with the same gusto as you raise your bloody daughters!

    Don't Cry For Him, He's Already Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 37:28


    A break in the action means today's episode covers a lot of arbitrary sh%t, including the A-League(s?) decision to put all the finals in Sydney forever, whether Kylian Mbappe is an asshole,  whether we should give a flying f@#k if Ronaldo cries, and why I am better than Stan Sports.I then ranked the potential outcomes in this World Cup from least to most favourable (in my occasionally, surprisingly, humble opinion) and do a little preview of the upcoming Croatia v Argentina clash!Leave me a review and buy a mug, ya mug!

    Giroud Sandstorm

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2022 36:43


    The full semi final bracket is set! Morocco's fairytale continued as they defeated Portugal and are still yet to concede a goal to an opposition player in this tournament, while France beat England to send them, not it, coming home.I discussed the matches, the fallouts, Messi's rage, why I don't think I will/probably still will keep making predictions in this wild tournament, and so much more.Also my delirium (I've now watched 60 damn matches) sleep deprivation and COVID upturn have me silly...I daresay I'm at my best in this episode, so spend ya Sunday with me, and tell ya two friends to, too.Leave me and ITunes review! Be cool and RYD. 

    Argie Bargie Argies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2022 33:42


    The predictions of myself (and the world) were flipped upside down when Croatia slayed the monolith that WAS Brazil, vanquishing Neymar's boys on penalties. They set up a date with Leo's Argentina who (somewhat more predictably, but not by me) defeated a game Netherlands in a proper grudge match, which saw a lot of elbows, forearms, shoves and dives.Forgive the intermittent cuts where I had to blow my nose, and when I said "definding" instead of defining. I still have COVID. And we still have quarter final matches tonight! I previewed and predicted Morocco v Portugal and England v France.Raise your daughters and namaste!

    The COVID Files

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 18:55


    The COVID got me good guys so a short episode today, wherein I discussed Halilodzic and his failed World Cup hopes, Ghana and Cameroon players having to pay to be called up, and a bunch of other tidbits.That's all before previewing the first two Quarter Final matches being Brazil v Croatia and Netherlands v Argentina. I don't plan on getting any more predictions wrong in this tournament, fyi.Let me know your thoughts x

    Told You Spain Were Sh%te

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2022 30:56


    Yet another gloaty episode today folks as the most overrated nation in this tournament are sent packing by the supremely talented Morocco, who triumph in a very one sided penalty shootout after a fairly morbid match.Elsewhere, my prediction that Portugal v Switzerland would be boring as bat shit was turned on its head by Fernando Santos' unlikely decision to bench Cristiano. Before we chew into that, I briefly discussed the Brazil dancing controversy, and my pick for the WORST ad of the World Cup.Do me a solid and leave an Itunes review if you've been enjoying these, whack some comments on the posts, and be as cool as you have been X

    Jogo Muito, Muito Bonito

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2022 24:50


    A sad day for Asia as Japan and South Korea bow out in contrasting fashion. The Group of Death toppers took the fight to Croatia and almost came out on top, but were simply terrible in the penalty shootout and will be going home with their heads very very high. Meanwhile, the Koreans received first hand information about how f&$ked every team that isn't Brazil are. The World Champions elect put on a clinic and Croatia will be shaking in their picnic themed socks at the prospect of facing them.All this and a quick chat about Saudi Arabia. Enjoy the final games of the R16 and remember to BE COOL X

    Coloniser Derby Set! France & England Breeze Through

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2022 26:31


    The inevitable has occurred sitheads; 52 matches in, and I'm finally under the weather. Forgive the scratchiness of my throat as I discuss France and England's comfortable Round of 16 victories over Poland and Senegal respectively.Mbappe outlined his credentials as the best player in the world, let alone this tournament, as France's arrogance shone through. England meanwhile showed themselves to be true contenders in opposite fashion; showing respect to Senegal in clinically dispatching them.I also previewed the big games tonight. Get on board, and tell ya mates x

    Socceroos Fall To Messi

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2022 21:57


    A very hungover Sunday to you all (mostly to me though). Two exciting matches took place overnight; the Netherlands outlined their serious credentials, dispatching the USMNT with relative ease and a Denzel Dumfries masterclass, before a bit of Messi magic finally halts the underdog story of the Socceroos at Qatar 2022, who will return home with their heads held high.Tell your friends (to watch/listen to yesterday's episode, I went to a wedding last night and you can hear it in my voice/see it in the dark void behind my eyes) like and subscribe!

    GROUP STAGE REVIEW

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2022 49:35


    BIG Episode for your Saturday! The final, super exciting matches of the group stage were discussed, including South Korea's triumph and Serbia breaking my fickle little heart. I also tell you my best and worst matches of the group stage.Then I go through my Flop 11 and Best 11 of the group stage; which I'm sure will earn me even more internet vitriol. Please comment your thoughts.Tomorrow's episode will be late as I am at a wedding, so sit tight! Also if you're going out tonight, take a drink for every time I say the word "deem" in this episode. I'm tired guys.Like/Subscribe/Deem/BeCoolX

    Group Of The Rising Sun

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 33:01


    November 16, 2022. I told you plebs Japan would beat Spain. And here we are.Before chatting about my boys' epic, second victory over a former world champion, I got stuck into old 11 vs older 11 in Belgium v Croatia, and the yardstick for the 'Golden Generation', praising my other pick Morocco for topping the group against a vastly overhyped Canada, and pondering what could have been for Costa Rica against a Germany team nobody is really sad to see out.Also, I'm in a bit of trouble with footballers in Australia. Don't miss this one to find out why x

    Advance, Australia? Fair!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 21:12


    AUSTRALIA ARE IN THE KNOCKOUT ROUND OF THE F&%KING WORLD CUP SO THAT'S ALL THIS IS ABOUT!!Ok no I did chat a bit about Poland, Argentina, France, Tunisia, and Mexico, not Saudi Arabia, sorry.This was a crazy day, so it was a crazy pod, enjoy! 

    Today I Feel Iranian

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2022 32:41


    Even though I'm trying my best to not make this the JUVECAST, especially once this World Cup ends (I'm hoping you guys will stay with me when I go back to weekly and chat exclusively about how much I hate Chelsea), I would be remiss to not expand on what's going on with Juve's board of directors resigning and the reasons/ramifications thereof. So I have done so here BRIEFLY.Additionally, I go through all the matches from last night; Iran and Ecuador disappointingly not matching the standard they set in previous matches and losing to triumphant USA and Senegal respectively, hopefully not setting a theme for teams 'only needing a draw' (looking at you, Mitch Duke). I also touched on the dead rubber matches that you're an idiot if you prioritised (Ned-Qat, Eng-Wal).Like/Subscribe/Comment/AskQuestions/FinoAllaFineX

    THIS TIME FOR AFRICA!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2022 27:58


    Easily the best quartet of matches rounds off matchday 2 of the group stage in style; Aboubakar and Cameroon take a big old shit on my Serbia prediction, before the African train continued to roll on as Ghana beat South Korea in another classic.Elsewhere, Brazil confirmed their favourite credentials by getting past Switzerland, the most annoying football team ever, before Portugal made it through by beating Uruguay thanks to Ronaldo's scalp pubes and Gimenez's hand of ass.Follow/subscribe/don't touch the ball in the box with your palm x

    Canada Get F'd

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2022 30:29


    Heads up I bookend this episode with a pair of little rants about toxic online football fandom, and chat about Ronaldo and things I'm sick of in this World Cup already.Then, of course, we chat the matches. Japan lost in the game that has made me the most sad in this tournament, before Morocco 'upset' the elderly Belgium, Canada's coach chews on his own words as Croatia eliminate them in style, and the biggest game of the tournament so far, of course, ends in a draw.Like/subscribe/raise your daughters x

    OI OI OI!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2022 21:58


    For the first time ever, I eat some humble Four'NTwenty Pie, and the first World Cup prediction I have gotten flat out wrong results in the Socceroos taking home their third ever victory at the World Cup, defeating Tunisia in typical Aussie fashion.We also discuss my boy Woj saving Poland, France having the best player in the world, and Argentina beating Mexico to set up a dramatic final matchday in their group in which, anyone can go through.Like/subscribe/tell me how wrong I was about Mitch Duke and as always, be cool.

    The Power Of Iran

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2022 21:14


    It's Saturday, I'm tired and in desperate need of some antihistamines, so its a quickie today.The Iran game was awesome, we finally saw a GOLAZO, a breakout performance, and the best team won. Elsewhere Qatar were put out of their (and our) misery, Ecuador are GOOD, and the American Revolutionary War re-enactment is, to the surprise of nobody, boring as f&%k.Like and subscribe X

    NOBODY is stopping Brazil

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2022 36:09


    The first round of group stage games comes to a close with some typically boring games, peppered with some fun stuff, and Brazil putting on the most comprehensive 'we're going to win this tournament' performance I've seen.I discussed every game in a bit of detail (even the dismal Uruguay v South Korea) so dig in!As always, please like/subscribe to the YouTube/comment horrible, harmful, mean things if you don't like what I said, and BE COOL x

    RESPECT JAPAN & CR7 Gets The Sack

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2022 32:15


    I told you sitheads not to sleep on Japan! Today we discuss their amazing turnaround victory against Germany, who are in big trouble, whether Spain's annihilation of Costa Rica means my prediction that they won't go through is a load of garbage, Morocco taking it to Croatia, and a thoroughly disappointing clash between 'now or never' Belgium and overhyped Canada ey...Also sorry for not talking about homeboy CR7 yesterday, I did a bit today.Please continue to like/subscribe/share/tell your buddies and of course, leave abusive comments if you disagree with something I say; I love those, I love internet football fandom X

    Disgraceful Socceroos & SUPREME SAUDIS

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 25:46


    Day 3 of the World Cup has come and gone sitheads and I'm getting real cranky now.We saw four diverse matches play out, including two 0-0s which I discuss a little, the historic defeat of Argentina by a resurgent Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, and finally the sadly, according to script thrashing of Australia by world champs France.I had a bit of a rant about how that's simply not good enough, and we as Australian football fans deserve better. Let me know if I'm being unpatriotic or wrong or whatever in the commentsAlso please like/subscribe/tell your friends!

    De Jong 1 - Kouyate's Nuts 0

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2022 25:37


    Day 2 of the World Cup is done and dusted and I'm already tired and cranky as fuck.I watched three very different games including England somehow being good against a very disappointing Iran, a wonderful match between very good but somewhat profligate Netherlands and Senegal, and a fun draw between Wales and the Yanks.We chat about the pride armBAN, De Jong's hadouken, and why Fratelli D'Italia is better than the Star Spangled Banner.Like/subscribe/tell your friends and thanks for listening/watching

    Qatar Suck...The World Cup Begins!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2022 27:12


    Welcome to the first episode in the DAILY World Cup series Sitheads!Today we chat about the strangest opening ceremony perhaps in the history of the World Cup before smashing into an analysis of Qatar's humbling defeat to a very serious Ecuador side.For those keeping count I'm 100% so far for my predictions, including Morgan Freeman's appearance. See ya'll tomorrow!Like/subscribe/tell your buddies etc X

    WORLD CUP PREVIEW

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 47:32


    Hello sitheads; after a brief discussion on the weekend's shenanigans, we go into a full World Cup preview, including a little chat about the yuckiness surrounding Qatar, before I do my complete predictions for the tournament.Please tell me in the comments how wrong/stupid I am. Giddy up, the greatest show on Earth starts in 4 days, and ya boy will be losing all the sleep by attempting to watch EVERY SINGLE GAME. Follow along as I do, like/subscribe/listen/watch/leave comments/abuse, and tell ya buddies!Also, I'm partnering up with @falseninethreads who've hooked me up with the sickest football apparel I know about; iconic football moments captured in streetwear.   

    Ranking EVERY World Cup 1998-2018!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2022 64:54


    Welcome back Sitheads! What an episode I'm delivering to ya'll today.After a typical bit of PL and Juve chat, I have taken the liberty of ranking all the World Cups in my lifetime. Big nostalgia episode as the penultimate show before the tournament kicks off next week.Let me know if you agree with my rankings or if any of the shit talk offended you, I'll definitely take it on board. Also let me know if y'all wanna do a Mr. Sitter WC tipping pool. BE GOOD X

    MR.SITTER EPISODE 1!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2022 35:32


    Just in time for the World Cup my football podcast is back baby!The KLAP has fallen and in its place has risen the Mr. Sitter podcast. Listen (and watch, it's on Youtube now too!) to all my lukewarm and way wide of the mark takes on the world of football, and follow along as I attempt to watch and analyse EVERY GAME of Qatar 2022.This episode is rife with random pop culture references, bad jokes, and a love letter to Jordan Pickford.Tell your friends x

    FIFA Are Idiots, Kepa Is A Meme & 149 Own Goals

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 41:41


    Sorry for last week's mishap everyone!This week, I briefly discuss FIFA's idiotic decision regarding Russia and the current crisis in Ukraine, chat about the League Cup Final and Kepa becoming even more of a meme, before chatting about the biggest official scoreline in football history.LEAVE QUESTIONS for next week and BE GREAT GUYS

    Conte's Wig, EVERYONE IS FULL OF SH%T & Paul Gascoigne

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2022 43:23


    This week we chat Chelsea winning the CWC, Antonio Conte losing his wig because Spurs SUCK, and why every pundit, journalist and former player doesn't have a clue about anything, and you should only listen to ME.We then answer YOUR QUESTION and run down the top 5 African Players of all time.Finally, the HEADCASE STUDY for this week is none other than GAZZA, Paul Gascoigne.LIKE SUBSCRIBE LEAVE REVIEWS ASK QUESTIONS BE COOL!

    BUONGIORNO LASAGNA & The Fabio Quagliarella Stalker Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2022 48:10


    The FA Cup sucks, so its a very Italian episode today folks DEAL WITH IT. Customary Juve rant is followed by some funny stuff from the weekend, before I delve into my UPDATED PREDICTIONS based on the transfer window.Finally, this is a DOOZY; the Quagliarella stalker story is INSANE, its dark, its full on, and you won't regret getting around this one.LIKE SUBSCRIBE REVIEW AND BE COOL!

    THE APEX of the Premier League (2000s) and Almost Making It with MARTY BRIGHT

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 73:43


    For your International Break this week, I brought my friend and seasoned comedian Marty Bright onto the pod to geek out on 2000-2010 Premier League.I then asked Marty about his time as a pretty tenured footballer in Sydney until an injury sent him cavorting into stand-up comedy.Follow Marty at @martyisbright for all his stuff, LEAVE QUESTIONS for next week's pod, and as ever, BE KOOL FOLKS.

    VLAHOVIC BABY(!) & Craziest Transfers Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 46:54


    I spoke this week at length about the impending arrival of DUSAN VLAHOVIC at JUVENTUS, in addition to tracking some of my predictions and chatting about some weekend PREMIER LEAGUE HIJINKS. YOUR QUESTIONS were then answered, before we dived into some of the CRAZIEST FOOTBALL TRANSFERS of all time.I definitely missed some, so let me know in the COMMENTS OR DMs and please SEND QUESTIONS for next week! Be kewl x 

    AFCON SPECIAL & Scouting Players On Football Manager

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2022 37:00


    The PL is back and so we do a BIG recap of the weekend's shenanigans! I then tell you all about the Dybala contract situation and crazy social media behaviour in Italy.We will then discuss finding players on video games and obscure internet sites, before discussing recent and historical AFCON HIJINKS.NEXT WEEK I'm doing a WIERDEST TRANSFERS SPECIAL so send in suggestions and questions for then!

    (Legitimately) BOLD PREDICTIONS & Joachim Loew's Sniffing History

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 46:46


    HELLO FOLKS; on today's episode I talked an absurd amount about the INSANE Roma v Juventus 3-4 game, before dropping some Kevin Canneloni on ya'll.We then do a PODCAST FIRST; my actually BOLD PREDICTIONS for the reminder of the season - you'll definitely want to leave some comments/replies to these.FINALLY, we see the return of our beloved segment, HEADCASE STUDY, featuring former Germany coach Joachim Loew and his sniffing ways. This episode is disgusting...DISGUSTINGLY GOOD.As ever, LEAVE COMMENTS, SEND QUESTIONS, enjoy the week's football, and BE COOL!

    OUR SAVIOUR Sam Kerr, Betting On Your Grandson & THE LUKAKU INTERVIU

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 41:43


    WE'RE BACK BABY! Happy new year Lasagnette! Please forgive my hiatus; it is explained in this episode, as well as one doozy question from last year being answered.We then chat about Sam Symonds Kerr destroying both a pitch invader as well as sexism in UK Football Legislation, and Harry Wilson's grandfather making BANK on his 3 year old grandson's potential.Finally, we discuss THAT infamous Lukaku interview with Sky Italia, and whether it has cost his his Chelsea career.ASK QUESTIONS FOR NEXT WEEK, LEAVE SUGGESTIONS FOR SEGMENTS, and most importantly, BE COOL FOLKS!

    The GREATEST Footballer To NEVER Play A Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 71:54


    It's our 20TH episode folks and WHAT A WAY to commemorate it than to have my friend, comedian WILL GIBB guest star.Will and I answered YOUR QUESTIONS and my word, there were a shit load of them so THANK YOU! We then went through the past week's shenanigans, from Bayern's COVID CRISIS, to Seferovic's horror miss, to one former Italy international's run in with the MAFIA.This all precedes young William telling me one of the CRAZIEST football stories I've ever heard; the tale of Carlos Kaiser, football's ultimate CONMAN.Get our questions in for NEXT WEEK, like, subscribe, LEAVE A REVIEW ON ITUNES, follow @_willgibb_ and of course BE COOL!  

    VALE Gunnar Solskjær

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 63:48


    What a trippy week of football it was!From Karate kicks to accusations of sexual misrepresentation, International week served us some doozies. That was all before a popular French journalist spilled the tea on PSG, FERLAND MENDY and much much more!We also chat Kim Kardashian's team up with LEEDS, SCAMACCA'S crazy family, the updates on football's TONYA HARDING 2.0, and why Oliver Kahn is a bad person.That's all before I eulogise Ole's time at the wheel, by doing what I do best; TALKING ABOUT JUVENTUS.YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED as always to boot!Please SEND IN QUESTIONS/SUGGESTIONS for things to cover next week, enjoy matchday 5 of the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, and as ever, BE COOL

    GOALKEEPER SPECIAL FEAT. SAM BOWDEN

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 89:17


    International Break is upon us, but NEVER FEAR, KLP is here to leave you very UNBORED. YA"LL ASKED NO QUESTIONS! Which worked out better because I got to whinge about the Premier League with guest, exceptional comedian Sam Bowden, before he took me through this week's HEADCASE STUDY/HISTORICAL KL, Bert Trautmann, who has one of the BEST tales in the history of not only football, but life itself possbily.Follow @sambowdencomic and go and see his OUTSTANDING hour of comedy 'Dandelion', at the Laughs Outta Lockdown Festival in November, and BE COOL!

    XAVI IS BARCA, Find Sturridge A BARBER, & RACIST JENS LEHMANN

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 47:48


    Another BIG rant to start today's show, answering YOUR QUESTIONS including how Xavi will go as Barca manager. Our PL roundup explores how bad United STILL are, why REECE JAMES is better than TAA and why I'm thrilled Norwich are managerless.That's before a typically impartial Serie A ramble about letting JUAN CUADRADO DANCE, a Hellas Verona APPRECIATION speech, and a chat about some of the previous week's Champions League hijinks.To finish, we have FRESH LASAGNA; Jens Lehmann getting busted being a RACIST LITTLE BOY.REMEMBER as always to send in your QUESTIONS, have a good International Break and BE COOL! 

    SALAH v DROGBA, PSG's Ladies Of The Night, and JOE(Y) BARTON

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 47:24


    YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED, including who is better out of Salah and Drogba, who will win the women's Champions League, and to what degree legends tarnish their legacies by coaching the clubs they were so successful at as players.This is all before discussing the circus at PSG this week, JUVE being back to rock bottom and IN RITIRO, and me still being right about Manchester United despite them whacking Spurs, who are on the verge of signing my favourite coach, ANTONIO CONTE.And finally, today's HEADCASE STUDY is none other than JOSEPH GWENDALINE BARTON.Once again, SEND IN YOUR QUESTIONS for next week, and some segment suggestions if you're so inclined, leave an ITUNES REVIEW, and BE COOL.

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