This Movie Was A Hot Dog

Hot Dog #56-This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched, 1995’s horror film “Evolver.” This film had us asking such questions as; why does this robot never stop asking questions? Why were we so obsessed with VR in the 90’s when we weren’t actually able to make it a reality? Are they expecting parents to spend tens of thousands of dollars to by their children a fully functioning artificially intelligent robot? Where is this VR arcade and why is there no staff? Do you have to buy extra darts and liquid smoke for this robot which must cost as much as a car? Why is this better than a video game exactly? How is the robots nerf canon able to fire steak knives out of it? Why, in movies, are families always drinking milk at dinner? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #55- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched, 1983’s action comedy film, “Fantasy Mission Force.” This film had us asking such questions as; why is Jackie Chan top billed in a movie he is barely in? Why are the Japanese in Canada ? Why does Africa (the entire continent) have its own General? Why is the American General named Abraham Lincoln? Is the main character a Captain or a Lieutenant ? Why are the Japanese Nazis driving American Muscle Cars? Better question, why are there Japanese Nazis? Why does this goofy spoof movie become a serious war movie with a message about the American military industrial complex at the end? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #54- In celebration of the end of summer and going back to school, we are watching films that, for many, encapsulate that feeling of freedom and summer fun. That’s right, the forgone genre of the boob comedy! Films that were made in one week for almost no money, that were shown on basic cable late at night to an audience of mostly 12 to 16 year olds. And for our fourth and final week of this summer farewell, Matt (a different matt) and Reverend Zach watched, 1979’s sex/boob comedy “H.OT.S.” This film had us asking such questions as; why does one guy seemingly own a hot air balloon that he keeps inflated 24/7? Does this movie really need four B-plots? Why is no one concerned that a fully autonomous cleaning robot appears inside their home? Where did they get a seal, and what is the long term plan to take care of the animal? How can the boob comedy that has the most boobs (out of the four we have now watched) be so boring !? What exactly does the drugged chocolate cake do to Danny Bonaduce’s body? What happens to the fat polish immigrant at the end during the topless football scene? Why does this movie end with a topless football scene that lasts 15 MINUTES !?! And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #53- In celebration of the end of summer and going back to school, we are watching films that, for many, encapsulate that feeling of freedom and summer fun. That’s right, the forgone genre of the boob comedy! Films that were made in one week for almost no money, that were shown on basic cable late at night to an audience of mostly 12 to 16 year olds. And for our third week of this summer farewell Matt and Reverend Zach watched, 1995’s satirical science fiction (soft core porn(?)) boob comedy “Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold.” This film had us asking such questions as; was this suppose to be a normal movie or a soft core porn? Can a movie have six, several minute long topless scenes, with dialogue, and still be considered a real movie. Did this movie need a B plot, never mind two of them? Where did the circus tent come from? Who made the giant bikini? Did the same company make the giant lipstick? Did the giant hamster that stomped through LA ever get killed? Why didn’t angel explode at the end? Were women's crotches longer in the 90’s? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #52- In celebration of the end of summer and going back to school, we are watching films that for many, encapsulate that feeling of freedom and summer fun. That’s right, the forgone genre of the boob comedy! Films that were made in one week for almost no money, that were shown on basic cable late at night to an audience of mostly 12 to 16 year olds. And for our second week of this summer farewell Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched, 1984’s Canadian boob comedy “Oddballs” (no relation to "Screwballs” This film had us asking such questions as; why are we constantly shooting guns at children for laughs? Why is there a coin operated telescope in the boys cabin, pointed at the girls camp? Why is there both an alien and a dinosaur in a movie that also has a rather cute subplot about a young boy's summer crush? Has there even been a movie, before or since, that has had both a Japanese stereotype and a beret wearing french Canadian black kid in it? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #51- In celebration of the end of summer and going back to school, we are watching films that for many, encapsulate that feeling of freedom and summer fun. That’s right, the forgone genre of the boob comedy! Films that were made in one week for almost no money and were shown on basic cable late at night to an audience of mostly 12 to 16 year olds. And to start this summer farewell Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched, 1983’s Canadian boob comedy “Screwballs.” This film had us asking such questions as; why are most of these guys not in jail? Who exactly are the snooty old people being led around throughout the whole movie? Why does this school have its own beach? Why does this school have its own airplane repair shop? What is the plot of this movie? Is there a plot at all? Can a movie be legally considered feature length if it's under 90 minutes? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #50- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched, 1984’s science fiction, romantic adventure, comedy film, “The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension!” This film had us asking such questions as; is Buckaroo Banzai the single most important human in the history of civilization? Why did Lord John Whorfin just not travel back to the 8th dimension in 1938? Why did John Lithgow not age a single day in 46 years? Why is Jeff Goldblum dressed like a cowboy? What was that watermelon doing at the Banzai institute? Why is the President having back surgery? Why don’t the black Lectroids just shoot the laser at John Whorfin instead of threatening to instigate WWIII ? How exactly does and an alien space craft fly “like a truck”? How does one become a “Blue Blaze Irregular”? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #49- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched, Neil Breen’s Magnum Opus, 2005’s “Double Down”. This film had us asking such questions as; Is he stopping a terrorist attack or conducting one? What is the story? Is there a story? What is the deal with that magic rock he got from the old man in the desert? Is Neil Breen a genius or a mad man? Why did he write out what is suppose to be such a bad ass character and then have him eat tuna out of the can while driving? Does he commit the terrorist attack or not? Who was the little girl who had brain cancer? Why must we see his balls floating in a pool? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #48- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1994’s “Angels in the outfield”. This film had us asking such questions as; who established the rules to dictate angelic influence over an American Baseball game? Why do such rules exist anyway? How on earth has Danny Glover not been fired yet ? What happened to the pitcher after Danny Glover punched him? Did Danny Glover kill the pitcher? Why did the writers feel the need to kill Tony Danzas; never mind that this fact is revealed to a child through divine influence ! Why does the team never have a single away game? Why is the owner ok with the coach assaulting its own players, but is ready to fire him for believing in God ? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #47- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1989’s American cinematic classic, “Roadhouse”. This film had us asking such questions as; how is it possible for Patrick “the swayz” Swayze to be so damn cool? Why is the comical fat guy afraid of a taxidermy polar bear? Why doesn’t Ben Gazara just shoot Patrick Swazyze in the head 10 minutes into the movie? Why does a movie about fist fights have 3 buildings explode? Why does no one call the state police, or do anything at all? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #46- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1988’s “The Stuff”. This film had us asking such questions as; why would you put something in your mouth that you find on the ground? Why does every member of Jason’s family hate him with such a red hot passion? What is the deal with the creepy movie in the commercial? Do you have to refrigerate the stuff or not? Does frank-cis’s home not have atmospheric pressure in it? Why did Jason think eating shaving cream would be a good idea? If you can already buy the stuff literally anywhere, why would they also have independent stuff stores? Why is Jason such a moron? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #45- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1988’s “Cheerleader Camp”. This film had us asking such questions as; what exactly is the reason for the entire screen turning bright red? Are we supposed to be suspicious of Allison, even after we know for a fact she is not the killer? Does this movie contain the absolute worst example of two white people rapping? Why does it take 50 minutes for someone to get slashed in a slasher movie? Why does no one call the police, ever!?!? How has this camp not been shut down for criminal neglect? Why do we see the fat guy's butt for so long? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #44- This week, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1990’s “A Gnome Named Gnorm”. This film had us asking such questions as; is this children’s movie? If it is, why is Gnorm so frightening? Why does Anthony Michael Hall, a cop in LA in the 90’s, not carry a gun? Why is Gnorm’s one magic power so lame? How do a horse and a dog talk to each other? Why would they name the bad guy “Z’Dar” when the bad guy’s henchman is the actor Robert Z’Dar!?!? Why does Robert Z’Dar think Gnorm is a human baby? Why does Gnorm eat paper? Is Frank-cis the foremost expert in “real” gnomes? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #43- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1996’s “The Phantom”. This film had us asking such questions as; how does a horse and a dog talk to each other? Why, in the 90’s, were we obsessed with making 1930’s comic strips into major Hollywood motion pictures? Why does The Phantom, a super hero set mostly in the green jungle, have a costume that is bright purple? Why does Catherine Zeta-jones become a good guy at the end? Why does The Phantom have two long barreled .45’s and never shoot a single dude? Is there magic in this film? Why is every single airplane a sea plane? Why is this movie so boring? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #42- This week, as requested by Ethan, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1985’s “Ninja Terminator”. This film had us asking such questions as; how many movies were spliced together to create this semi-movie? Why is there a guy in a white suit wearing a blond female wig? Why did they dub the chinese pawn shop owner to have an American southern accent? How many red ninjas are there? Is the red ninja the one who is in charge of the ninja empire? What is the ninja empire? Why do the bad guys send tiny toy robots to deliver a message that they also deliver with a phone call? Why do the white guys wear eye liner when they are ninjas? Is there magic in this movie or is it just bad editing? Who the hell is Lilly? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #41- This week, as requested by Don from North Cape May NJ, Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1998’s “Godzilla”. This film had us asking such questions as; why is Godzilla French? Why is Matthew Broderick such a wienie? Who the hell is Maria Patillio? Why is half the cast of the Simpsons in this movie? Why is Godzilla carrying so many boats with him? Did things used to be “on an internet”? Can a director really rip off Jurassic Park this much? Why is the source of most of the destruction the U.S. Military and not the 160 foot tall dinosaur? WHY ROLAND EMMERICH ! WHY!!!?!?!And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #40- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1992’s “Sidekicks”. This film had us asking such questions as; is this secretly a horror movie? Was the whole movie in Barry’s head? Why is nobody disturbed by the behavior of this loner child who is not only hearing voices, but taking the advice that the voices offer? Did Barry ever really have asthma? Why would you go through all the trouble of training for a karate tournament and never bother to read the flyer!?!? Once Barry is finally living his dreams, why does he still need to escape to some fantasy world? What genre of movie is this supposed to be? Was Chuck Norris inside us all along? Why is Julia Nixon falling in love with a schlubby Beau Bridges? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music Composed by Nick April.

Hot Dog #39- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1994’s “Double Dragon”. This film had us asking such questions as; did they decide to play or even look at the video game before making the movie? What genre of movie is this supposed to be? Why in this goofy kids movie is Abobo something out of a David Crohnenburg horror film? Why is their station wagon rocket car so slow? What exactly is Robert Patrick’s plan? Did the federal government just abandon LA after an earthquake? Why did they hire Scott Wolf if he can clearly do no Karate whatsoever? Why is Julia Nixon in this movie for 5 minutes? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #38- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1995’s “Virtuosity”. This film had us asking such questions as; did somebody black mail Denzel Washington? Why are the matrix future cops wearing weird leather baseball caps? Why does Denzel Washington have a robot arm when it never really matters? Did Kelly Lynch go to the salon and say “give me the Laura Dern Please !” ? Why is Hitler not the strongest personality in Russel Crowes head? Why is no one impressed by the fact that we can use nanobots to form sentient androids? What ever happened to all the other parolees who have microchips in their brains? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #37- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1994’s “Class of 1999 II: The substitute”. This film had us asking such questions as; did they really think America was going to descend into post-apocalyptic dystopian madness in just 5 years? Why do they show us a paintball gun used to set people on fire and then never set anyone on fire? Is this set in a crumbling city, a government controlled dystopia, or the woods? Why are all of these high school student 40 years old? Why would you take kids who are all involved in violent gangs and teach them how to kill each other with paintballs? Why is the “museum” really just a trailer? Is the original movie really as cool as the sequel leads us to believe? Why is it so easy to get away with murder on school property? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #36- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1987’s “Masters of the Universe”. This film had us asking such questions as; can Dolph Lundgren speak English? The answer is no. Why is half of this movie a teen drama? Better yet, why is this movie set on earth at all? Why does the whole “Courtney Cox’s parents are dead” subplot even exist? What does being “The Master of The Universe” actually entail?And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #35- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1986’s “Terror Vision”. This film had us asking such questions as; what does Brett Garret do for a living to be able to afford this ridiculous mansion? Why is Ricardo Montalban not concerned that the indoor heated pool is filled with lube? Whey are there so many roman statue fountains in this house? What exactly is the point of the Boob Medusa lady being in this movie? Is the daughter the 80’s personified? Is there a satellite in space for each TV channel? Why is Brett Garret wearing an ascot ?And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #34- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched 1990’s “Captain America”. Yes, there was a Captain America movie in the 90's. This film had us asking such questions as; why is Captain Americas go to superhero move to steal a car and leave people stranded? Why is the President of the United States always wearing jeans? Why did they say the scientist who created the super soldiers never wrote anything down when in fact she wrote everything down? Why does the Red Skull cut his own arm off? Why does Captain America get shot so many times? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #33- This week Frank-cis and Reverend Zach watched the 1985 teenage science fiction comedy “My Science Project.” This film had us asking such questions as; why does Fischer Stevens have such a long neck? Why does President Eisenhower, upon learning of intelligent beings in a spaceship, immediately decide to just destroy it? Why is there so much drinking and driving by minors? In the 80s were you allowed to smoke in class? Why do the main characters treat accidental time travel as nothing but a minor inconvenience? Why does lightning only travel 85 miles per hour? Why does everyone take this strange alien device and plug into a wall outlet? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #32- Happy New Year!! Frank-cis and I are back after a holiday break. This week we ease into 2016 with a brief discussion of “The Force Awakens”, including reviews from people who absolutely hated the movie. We also talk about some of the movies we are excited to see in 2016, and we answer a fan letter. Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #31- This week my and Matt’s pandering to you the audience, and playing into the Star Wars hype machine finally comes to an end. We finish the prequel trilogy by watching 2005's “Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith", directed by the devil himself aka George Lucas. This film had us asking such questions as; did we all go see this movie in the theater because we felt obligated to? How have the 1.3 million clone soldiers not all died yet? Why is Count Dooku even in this movie? What the hell is the floating water, mermaid ballet thing Palpatine is watching? What is General Grevious’s motivation other than “he is bad guy” ? What denomination of coin was used to determine what characters would be CGI and what characters would be real ? Why does a nurse robot understand the concept of human emotions ? Why is Anakin such whiney little boy throughout the movie where he is supposed to become the most feared sith enforcer of the empire? Speaking of the empire, why is the republic restructured into an empire after it survived a coup and a civil war? And of course, WHY! WHY GEORGE LUCAS, WHY ?!? ! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #30- This week Matt and I pander to you the audience, by playing into the Star Wars hype machine by watching 2002's “Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the clones", directed by George Lucas aka “The Devil Himself”. This film had us asking such questions as; did no one learn anything from episode I? Is 1.3 million soldiers enough to fight a war against like 10,000 planets? Why are Jedi nothing more than space cops? Why is there an American 1950’s diner a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away? Is count DooKu secretly a good guy begging for help? How much CGI is too much CGI? Why does an assassin who can shape shift never shapeshift? Why did Matt think this was the best of the prequel? Why is Jar Jar Binks the catalyst for the end of democracy in the galaxy? And of course, WHY! WHY GEORGE LUCAS, WHY ?!? ! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #29- This week Matt and I pander to you the audience, by playing into the Star Wars hype machine by watching 1999's “Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace", directed by George Lucas aka “The Devil Himself”. This film had us asking such questions as; how exactly does a 14 year old girl become the elected queen of entire planet? Why is the fact that Anakin is a “Force Jesus” not nearly as important to the characters as it seems? Why is the return of a sith not really worrying anyone? Why are there so many racist minstrel characters in this movie from 1999? Why do they give the Gungans a plasma orb from spencers gifts? And of course, WHY! WHY GEORGE LUCAS, WHY ?!? ! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #28- This week Frank-cis and I watched 1986's teen sex comedy, “Hamburger: The Motion Picture,” directed by Mike Marvin and starring Leigh McCloskey. This film had us asking such questions as; does this fast food 12 week managerial course really count as a “University” just because it’s called “Hamburger University”? Why does the guy who is turning into a chicken, just sort of stop turning into a chicken? Is a nun also allowed to own and operate a fast food franchise, while still being a nun? Why is there an entire course dedicated to chopping onions? Is the only way for a fat person to prevent themselves from eating to violently electrocute themselves? Will the combined farts of 20 morbidly obese fat people blow up a building? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #27- This week Frank-cis and I watched 1986's “Redneck Zombies", which is *technically* a movie! This film had us asking such questions as; can you really call something like this a “film” if it was shot on VHS, what parts of this movie are supposed to intentional funny, and what parts are just bad in a silly way? That last question is serious, I really can’t tell. What do people find appealing about Troma films? Does the image of children drinking alcohol only get funnier the more times you see it? Why are two separate distribution and production companies involved in this? Why would Frank-cis pick this? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April.

Hot Dog #26-This week me and Frank-cis watched 2015's “Tremors 5", starring Michael gross and Jamie Kennedy. This film had us asking such questions as, why did they completely change the look of the monsters that have looked exactly the same for 25+ years? Why is Jamie Kennedy in this movie….like at all? Can you really steal an entire seen from Jurassic Park and get away with it? Why has this movie ruined a character from a franchise that I love? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #25- *ANNIVERSARY EPISODE* This week me and Frank-cis watched 1997's “Batman & Robin", starring George Clooney & directed by Joel Schumacher. This film had us asking such questions as, why is Mr. Freeze called “Mr. Freeze”, when he is a medical Doctor? Why not be called “Dr. Freeze”? Why is Gotham City built on the back of these giant titan statues? Who are these statues of ? Why is an observatory built in the middle of a major metropolitan city? Why does the observatory look like a Chuckie cheese inside? Is Alicia Silverstone the worst actress in the world.? Why does frank-cis think its ok to leave in the middle of a recording session?. And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #24-This week me and Frank-cis watched 1987's “The Monster Squad", starring a bunch of kids. This film had us asking such questions as, where the hell in America is this taking place? How were kids able to get away from so much stuff (i.e. black mailing a girl with naked photo’s & making bullets) ? Why was Dracula and Frankenstein’s monster in a WWII era bomber? If Dracula is more or less and immortal demon man with an array of powers, why does he rely so heavily on dynamite? Where the hell did Dracula’s magic car come from? Does Frank-cis actually watch these movies before we record? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #23-This week me and Frank-cis watched 1986's Jim Wynorski robot slasher “Chopping Mall". This film had us asking such questions as, how can this mall afford 3 automatous robots, a super computer, and two full time scientists? Do these robots have peripheral vision? How close do you need to be to another couple before it is considered an orgy? Are these people 29 or 16? Exactly how long do you have to pull out your ID? Is this mall not only the center of America, but the center of the universe? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #22- This week me and Frank-cis watched 2000's disaster "Dungeons and Dragons". This film had us asking such questions as, why was this made? Who was it made for? WHo black mailed jeremy irons? Was Marlon Waynes the best thing in this movie? Is Marlon Wayons being the best thing in a movie even possible? Why did blue lips have blue lips? Could anyone act or was it first come first act? Can you steal every trap from the Indiana Jones trilogy and get away with it (apparently)? Is my brother a nerd....big time. And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #21- This week me and Frank-cis watched 1999's "Wing Commander". This film had us asking such questions as, how can Freddie Prinz Jr. go his entire life without know about his families history, even though everyone hates him for it? Why are we still using bullets 600 years into the future? Why is it still weird that a woman is in charge 600 years into the future? Why/how has the french accent survivided in space? Are the "pilgrims" magic or what? Are the aliens lizards or cats? Was the car battery computer every really important? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #20- This week me and Frank-cis watched the 80's classic(?) No Holds Barred. This film had us asking such questions as, why is Hulk not just called hulk Hogan? Why is there a dwarf in a cage above a bar, throwing quarters into beer? Who is this movie for? Did a movie like this really need an alarming masterbation joke? Why is there more growling & snarling then spoken dialouge by the main charachter? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #19- This week we watched the biggest box office bomb off all time. And it's not what you think. Turns out its the 2013's disaster "47 Ronin". Is this just an attempt to make 300 again, 8 years after it came out? Is Keanu Reeves and acting robot? Why do the lizard people live in a ghost jungle? Is Keanu Reeves meant to be a white person? How boring can dialogue get?Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #18- WE'RE BACK !!! After a littler of a summer break Matt & Zach return with the 2014 monster movie "Animal".This film had us asking such questions as, why will the gay guy not die? Is this movie really a character drama? When is Vin Deasel going to make the next "Riddick" movie? Why on earth is this movie less than 90 minutes? How quickly can you bring up a plot point and the dismiss it (very quickly it turns out)? Join us for out retrun, with this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #17- This week we watched the 2013 Schwarzenegger/Stallone Epic "Escape Plan".This film had us asking such questions as, why was 50 cent even in this movie? Why not kill all these prisoners instead of having them on a boat? Did Stallone even want to be here? We is Arnold talking his native language so disturbing? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #16- This week we watched the 2014 Found Footage Horror Film V/H/S Viral", direct by 5 hacks. This film had us asking such questions as, was the goal to have no transitions? Do the people in the satanic version of the world have to feed their monster penises? Did "Nacho" have a bigger image for where this needed to go? Where did that skateboarder get a gun? Did they make the internet get haunted? Is their message that the internet is bad, or that youtube is bad, or a some third option? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #15- This week Matt and I watched the 2014 remake "Robocop: The Robotic Police Officer" directed by José Padilha (whoever that is)This movie hate us asking such questions as, what is really the difference between Gary Coleman and Gary Oldman? Why cast Samual L Jackson if you wont let him truley say "Mother F**ker"? Did they really think loading an entire cities worth of servers into the human brain would end well? Why does Detroit appear to be doing so well? And where is the BLOOD!!??" And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #14- This week we clebrate matts belated birthday with the 1995 Film "Congo". Let me tell you, for a movie about killer gorillas, the one thing thats missing is killer gorillas. This film has us asking such questions as, was Ernie Hudson told this was a parody movie filmed in the style of 1940's old hollywood? Is Bruce Cambell the best actor in the history of acting (the answer is yes)? How much money does Karen Ross have on here? Is Evil Corp. trying to make a communications laser, or the next stage of WMD? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #13- We're BACK!! After nearly two months of technical difficulties we are back. This Week we watch the modern classic, 2012's "I Frankenstein. This film had us asking such questions as, why is it gargoyles instead of angels? Why does everyone we know who Frankenstein is? Why do two scientists trying to reanimate corpses have no knowledge about the lethality of electricity? Did Frankenstein always have a soul, and if so why? If not, when did he get one, and why? Who does this movie cater to? Why did this movie make as much money as it did? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #12- This Week, to celebrate the birth of ME (Zach), Matt and I watched the Korean hit film “The Last GodFather". This film had us asking such questions as, why did the movie happen? Is this movie a parody, or just the worst thing to happen to Korea since the Korean war? Does North Korea play this on a loop in their concentration camps to torture its prisoners? Is the character/actor retarded? And lastly you get to hear me profusely apologize to making him watch what is easily the worst movie I have ever seen!...that is not a joke…this movie is…horrible…..JOIN US!. There are many other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #11- This Week, to celebrate the birth of Santa, Matt and I watched the Christmas classic "Power Rangers Samurai Christmas Spectacular". And yes, we are aware that this is not a movie but an episode of a TV show. Shut-up, we don't care. This film had us asking such questions as, we do the power ranger, who are at least 18, believe in Santa Claus. Is "bulk" of "bulk and skull retarded?" Did "skull" die? Why does a giant robot sword fish live in the ocean? Is the red ranger really a robot? Why is their samurai teacher not a Japanese dude? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog# 10- This Week Matt and I watched the 2014 Film "Rage." This Film had us asking such questions as, just home much money does Nicholas cage owe the IRS? Why does he associate himself with a man who sells crystal meth to kids? Why is murtaugh still a cop, if he was too old for this shit 27 years ago? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #9- This Week Matt and I watched the 2012 Film "Lockout." This film had us asking such questions as, how much can a movie steal the plot of escape from New york without being sold? what is the point of the international space station if we have space jail? Why is there a space police department? Does Guy Pearce's character have mental handicap? Why are you aloud to smoke inside in the year 2079? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #8- This Week for our send week of Spook-tober, we watch the scary(ish) 2012 Film "The Colony." This film had us asking such questions as, is this movie just a way to steal money from the Canadian government? In the future where there is a global encompassing ice age, why is no one cold? Is gasoline not an issue, because there are certainly acting like it. Is characterization really needed for a movie? is the "road warrior the best post apocalyptic movie? And other questions! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #7- This week is our first Spook-tober episode. As it seems is the standard we have a Halloween themed month. However, unlike other podcast, instead of watching a horror film, we accidentally watched a BOO-ring film. We watched "Branded" from 2012. This Russian/American/Soviet (?) film had us asking such questions as, do the writers know how marketing works? Are the brand monsters real or the embodiment of an idea? Is the main character magic or out of his mind? Why is everyone mad? And apparently, people love to be fat, and stupid, but mostly fat. Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April

Hot Dog #6- This week Matt and I watched "Blood Glacier", from 2014. A movie about where everything turns in a beetle hybrid monster, except when they don't. This movie had us asking suck questions as, why is everything a beetle monster? Why is the future of earths ecosystem entrusted to an morphine addicted alcoholic? Why isn't anybody calling for help? And of course, why is there a puppy-human-baby hybrid....WHY!!! Join us for this Hot Dog! Edited by- Zach, Music by Nick April