Trash Talk With Erica & Erin

I know most of you have been wondering where we've been up to.  Well, the short answer is, literally nothing.  We've been so busy doing nothing we haven't had time to record!  We will recap our last 10 months and dive deep into the latest Brittney Spears spiral.  We promise we are back!!!

Erin Coug'd it in Pullman, in epic fashion!  Erica and Erin finally made it to THE concert!  RIP The Queen.  Drop everything and watch Sins Of Our Mother, The Lori Vallow story.

Erin survived camping, bearly :-)  Everyone is getting DUI's.  What is Frogging and how would you not know?!  Also, RIP Sandra Dee.

We dive into the disgusting documentary about FLDS and Polygamy, called Keep Sweet: Pray &  Obey.  Also, everyone has lost their minds: Disney World is not the happiest place on earth.  Carnival Cruises are not the place for swingers.  If you want to catch herpes and e-coli take the NYC Subway and join the pool party.

It's Erica's birthday today!  And....it's National Wine Day. We breakdown The Thing About Pam on Netflix and Candy on Hulu.  Don't go to any beauty supply stores in Wichita Kansas. There might be poop in your wig.  And Top Gun Maverick is finally in theaters!!!

In this episode we discuss the bitch slap heard around the world, is this the end of Will Smith?  Also, if you get an airplane boner, how should you handle it?  Not by jerking off 4 times in your seat!  Plus, do mom's really need wine to survive?  Ask Hope Solo!

Erica got a new cookbook!  And the main ingredient? Semen....We breakdown the Super Bowl Half Time Show, Eminem is HOT.   Goodbye COVID and Hello Ash Wednesday!  Erin gave up her kids for Lent.  

In this episode we discuss Peter Dinklage and his power.  Peace out Brittany & Jackson!  Can't wait for the Super Bowl!  Furriers Welcome!! Don't order steak at the Golden Corral, you might cut.

In this episode we finally get caught up on life!  Erica moved out!  We have Tik Tok'd the shit out of our houses.  Poor, Poor Farrah Abraham....3 strikes and you're out.We are caught up on our TV shows. Erin has a theory about Emily In Paris!

It's been a hot minute since we recorded.  We discuss the woman who breastfed a hairless cat on a Delta Airlines flight.  It's the holidays and everyone is going crazy!   Tik Tok might be the death of me and our bank account!  Plus, we review the new season of Trafficked on Nat Geo.

In this episode, we went to Maui and Erica survived riding in an Uber with  a Cockateel!!!  We review LuLa Rich and Dating On The Spectrum.  Plus, would you say "YES!" to a shitty wedding proposa?! And we give an update on the Murdaugh family.

In this episode we chat about how ridiculous homecoming and prom proposal have gotten.  Are they the next gender reveal gone wrong?The legal dynasty family out of South Carolina and it's hot mess of murders.Plus, Erin got trolled on social media for her stance of food bouquets at weddings.

We may get canceled.  In this episode we breakdown the risks and photo no-no's of online dating (no dick pics).  Please name your child Karen or Brad.  If you are getting married don't do these 3 things.  And.... Erica & Erin go on a high horse about Cancel Culture - if you don't like it, move on.

Erica and Erin update us on their summer so far.  We recap this season of The Hills.  Southwest Airlines got into some hot water for making fun of a kids stupid name.  Plus, is it finally the end of Tori & Dean?  And what do you look for in a babysitter?

Free Britney. Or not.  Plus, update on Gorilla Glue hair lady.  And, man gets swallowed by a whale. Or did he?  Plus, it's hot as balls in Bothell!

A 52 yr old woman had a massive ingrown pubic hair that almost killed her.  If you are considered larger in stature, you might want to put the fork down before you get on an airplane.  And the Tiger King saga continues.

We are officially vaccinated.  And barely alive  after.  Do you remember your high school cafeteria ladies?  Would you party with them?  Teacher gets accused of drinking on the job.  Strawberry Margarita anyone?  Plus, Erica & Erin celebrate the BIG 4-6!

We breakdown the Josh Duggar scandal.  Plus, crazy ass  woman sets fire to her house and watches it burn from a lawn chair in the front yard.  Erica has applied to the dating app Raya, hoping she gets to go on a date with Ben Affleck or Matthew Perry.  And....we are getting our vaccines on, next week! Fingers crossed we don't get Bells Palsy.

Erin and Brad the Intern got COVID and Erica moved in with us.  We found another crazy bride from where else?  Florida of course.  Plus, gender reveal party sets off a seismic  event.  Why these parties are so stupid.  And, we've got the top 10 biggest celebrity scandals from the 90's.  But, the list is missing 2 big ones!  Can you guess which ones?

It only took 5 attempts to record this episode.   Miller Lite is launching a line of bar scented candles.  Top 10 worst baseball parents and its the 1 year anniversary of Tiger King.

Erica & Erin review the 2021 Sundance Documentary "Some Kind Of Heaven" , we might want to live there!  Plus, an over the top cheer mom goes crazy so her daughter can win homecoming queen.  Plus, is this really the end of J-Lo & A-Rod?  And we  have a new word of the week:  winking.

Erica, Erin and friends made it to Scottsdale, barely!  We encountered THE MOST annoying passengers on our flights.  What did you give up for Lent?  More stories from Florida.....Oh Florida.

We talk all things Superbowl and the NFL.  Who wants to party with Tom Brady?  WE DO!!!!  Poor little Tessica and her Gorilla Glued hair.....cry me a river of permanent glued tears.  DROP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH " Some Kind Of Heaven", geriatric orgies and coke with a little golf drill team!

In this episode, Erica, Erin & Brad the Intern talk Superbowl predictions. The Texas Chainsaw Maasacre happens live during our episode. Lamar Odom is taking on Aaron Carter in a MMA Fight this summer, place your bets! And....word of the episode: Demi-Sexual.

In this episode, we break down Monkey Tail Beards and why anyone would want one. What is a Hobo Sexual and would you date one? A Russian woman ditches her husband for her step-son. Plus Gwyneth Paltrows vagina candle explodes, allegedly.

Happy New Year Everyone! Brad The Intern stops by. We are only 8 days in and it feels like 2020 all over again, except 2021 will be the year of sex parties?! Hillary Baldwin from Boston has finally come out. Plus, is it finally the end of Kim-Ye?

We're back! We got new equipment (Thanks Brad The Intern) How do Floridians thaw a turkey? How many kids can one man create? Plus, have fillers in your face? Don't get the COVID Vaccine! Also, women finds a raccoon in her Christmas Tree.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! In this episode, we reflect on our year and what we are thankful and not thankful for. Did you know there's a dating app for men with small penises. It's Black Friday, what are you willing to get in a fight over? Tickle Me Elmo? Cabbage Patch Kids? $100 TV at Walmart? Plus, would you toss your kids over a gate if they were late to school? We would!

Welcome Back! We didn't get to record for over 3 weeks. Erica had The Rona! In this episode, we discuss Airplane Etiquette, keep your shoes on! Plus, jewelry made from body parts, hell no! And....another fucking crazy wedding!

In this episode, Erica and Erin will pimp your wines! It's International NO Bra day. Everyday should be no bra day. Did you know that if you stick something up your vagina, it will rot and you could die. And, we have found the craziest girlfriend/fiance'. Who wants a Parrot with Tourette's? We do!

Erica and I talk football! Erica has found the BEST acronyms on Tinder. We had to look them up! Plus, what would you do if you found a 36 year old man living in your 15 year old daughters closet? For a MONTH! Plus Naya Rivera's ex husband and sister have moved on and in, with each other!

We have made it to our 2nd season!!! In this episode, we have found the tackiest bride ever. Hope you don't want a vegetarian or Kosher meal at her wedding. It will cost you a minimum of $1000! Also, more COVID and remote learning stories out of Florida! And we review to controversial Netflix movie, Cuties.

In this episode, we discuss Pony Fetish Festivals, A Man Grows A New Penis On His Arm & the 8 month COVID Food and Booze Fest is OVER!!

In this episode, we give an update on Kanye and Kim.  Plus, did you know you could have twins by two different dads?  There is an epic wedding crasher in Detroit.  We had a big night out in Kenmore, WA!  And thank you to all of our social media followers.  BUT, we need more!!!!!

In this episode we discuss the downward spiral of Kanye and the Kardashians clean up plan.  Have you ever had a vaginal steam?  If yes, inquiring minds want to know!  And....who's really at fault?  Johnny Depp or Amber Heard?

In this episode we discuss public shaming and tattling on social media, especially with public educators. The Red Light District is back in business, only you can't face each other (inverted crow anyone)! Did you know that you can breastfeed a puppy? Neither did we. Plus, Brad the Intern stops by our new studio.

In this episode, we discuss sex while wearing a COVID mask, a man blows his penis up with helium and it explodes and would you let someone pick out a tattoo for you?  Plus, Brad is back....

We have been released back into society! Alicia Silverstone is bathing with her 9 year old son. Have you considered entering into a Adult Breastfeeding Relationship? And a elementary school principal had a drunken case of road rage.

Thank you to Podcast Magazine for putting our hilarious podcast in the May issue! We are on Page 147! Check us out.We welcome to the show the President of our fan club Nadine!Plus, Clueless the movie turns 25. Where's the cast now?Did you know that there are drive through strip clubs in Portland OR during lockdown?!

In this BONUS EPISODE we discuss the ongoing saga of Tiger King, the strange but true news stories that come out of the great state of Florida. How are we finding humor in the Coronavirus. PLUS: We are going to be featured in the May issue of Podcast Magazine in the mom's who podcast feature!!!!

We are in lockdown with nothing to discuss but Tiger King and That Bitch Carol Baskin, Tori Spelling and her $95 video chat, Homeschool Hell & How Much Booze we are consuming on a daialy basis.

In this episode, we discuss the Coronavirus, how our school district is making history by shutting down for 2 weeks and how parents are now being faced with tele/remote schooling our children.We have the cure for Bill Clinton's anxiety while in office. AND...do you know the secret do a long life? We do!Join us and our special guest Brad (my husband)!

We have our first guest! Please welcome our dear friend Mikel to the studio! We discuss all things Gwyneth Paltrow and her vagina, pubic hair eye lashed and we conduct a blind taste test of four different hard seltzers!

In this episode, we discuss how lame Body Positivity is. Camel toe underwear is a thing. Could you make it a month without shaving or waxing your lady bits? It's also movement. The Royals are in turmoil. Brad & Jen ARE going to get back together. Ask me a stupid questions? You owe me $.38 and don't over or under share on Facebook.

In this episode, we will be discussing the holidays, men who get caught cheating in restaurant reviews and if you work at Chipotle and call in sick, you better not be hungover!

Listen and weep.