Two Dummies

Love is in the air... again! Devin and Noah repeat and reverse their Blind Date experiment by having a suitor for Devin on the show! Meet Reed Buck, the man of Devin's dreams...???? Noah moderates and does his best to make everyone uncomfortable, while going deep into some hard personal truths. This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern getting banned from Bumble, an unwelcome nickname, and a bar mitzvah mom who gets too freaky during Despacito. Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES WHENEVER THE HELL WE FEEL LIKE IT! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Devin and Noah wax themselves (audio only, of course)! Devin does her downstairs and Noah does his underarms and chest. Laugh as they try to sing through the pain! This is not a stunt! Well, it is, but they really did wax themselves on mic. Let's just say things get hairy... This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week include an absolutely bussin' Spiderman birthday party and a maybe car accident. Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY OTHER THURSDAY/WHENEVER THE HELL WE FEEL LIKE IT! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Experimental ep! Devin moderates a first date between Noah and a girl he matched with on Tinder, Kelsi. They haven't spoken until now, and this is their chance to get to know each other and see if it's a good match! Tune in as they talk fetishes, backgrounds, dating preferences, and Devin constantly checking to see if they're in love yet. This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a can opener, the smallest Doordash order ever, and some spicy tacos. Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Devin and Noah are thrilled to interview Wesley (@wayofthewesley), a fabulous drag performer whom they've known since dancing together in college. Wesley uses drag to blend fierce femme realness with campy kooky character cosplay, and has been blowing up on social media! Together they talk Wesley's drag origins, opinions on the Drag Race machine, then play a game called “Lip Sync for an Extra Life!” in which they pit classic video game characters against each other in Lip Sync for Your Life situations and decide who would win and what tricks they would pull out. Wario vs. Mario? Princess Peach vs. Bowser? Who wins and who gets the chop?! This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a volcano eruption (of sorts), a carbon monoxide detector, and the dumbest car accident ever. Follow Wesley @wayofthewesley on Instagram, Twitter & TikTok Check out their upcoming drag band The Bad Judies @thebadjudies Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY OTHER THURSDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

The Two Dummies are back! Did you miss us? And this time they're in the same room! This week's guest is the hilarious comedian/writer Robby Hoffman (Chris Gethard Show, Just for Laughs, upcoming ShowTime show "Rivkah"). They talk Jewish mothers and Robby's time with The Chris Gethard Show, then play a game of "Jewy or Phooey?" in which they pair off two items and decide which is most Jewish. This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a filthy cat on a plane, misjudging the price of wallets, and getting trapped inside an apartment building in West Hollywood. Follow Robby Hoffman: @robbyhoffman on Instagram @iamrobbyhoffman on Twitter Stream her hour special "I'm Nervous" on YouTube Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY OTHER THURSDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

This week, the Dummies welcome on Devin's Mom to share her love guru romance wisdom! They talk going all the way on the first date, the danger of dating apps, disgusting fetishes, and all manner of topics that make Mommy uncomformatable and Devin giggle. This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern “stealing” a doordash order and shopping with a younger cousin. Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

In which Devin and Noah rant about their lives at the moment. It's all Dumbest Things of the Week this week on Two Dummies. Noah has a bad date, Devin forgets about the parking brake, Noah moves to LA and forgets to turn off his alarm clock, Devin finds a surprise in her bed, and more! Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Devin and Noah welcome on Will Burkart, a hilarious LA-based stand-up comedian. They discuss Will's philosophies on stand-up and crowd work, how they would kick someone's ass, then plan Devin's hypothetical perfect birthday party, since this was recorded on Devin's birthday. Happy birthday, ya big dummy!!! This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern forgetting pants, a rear-ender, and an upcoming Cats the musical zoom performance... Follow Will @willburkart on TikTok and Instagram! And check out his weekly stand-up vlog on YouTube! Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok If you like us (please say you do, pweez), throw us a review on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! We beg of you! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Bryce Hall! Tayler Holder! You better watch out cuz the Dummies are coming for you! Devin and Noah insert themselves into the Youtubers vs. TikTokers boxing battle, and they are ready to throw hands! They also go back to their roots and answer some salacious Dar Abby questions from 20+ years ago! This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a hot girl who can't be bothered and an ill-timed missed meeting. Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Devin and Noah chat with "Ronald Tompkins," an uptight drill sergeant chaperoning his daughter's birthday at a water park, and "Father Abraham Your Holiness," a priest with some rather unholy desires. This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a Papa John's delivery mixup and the lack of a Dumbest Thing. Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Devin and Noah got all dressed up (check our Insta/TikTok to see their glamourous outfits) to celebrate Two Dummies Prom! They discuss their own (quite varied) prom experiences, Devin's dream promposal, Noah's wild after-party, and the problem with corsages. This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a bike wipeout and a poorly timed walk. Follow the Dummies: @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @bendernoah & @devinruskin on Instagram @bendernoah & @devindevdevindev on TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Mic check 1-2, 1-2! Real emcee in the house! Noah and Devin interview Marissa Payne (@cromulentparent), the TikTok rapping sensation who spits dope bars about her life as a mom of two young kids. They talk about Marissa's rapping origins and inspirations, her failed attempts to impress her kids, and then try their hand at freestyling! This week's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a kite-flying mishap, a botched date, and a confusing deli man. Follow the show @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Devin and Noah play a game called "Florida or Phooey," in which they test each other with absurd dummy "Florida man..." headlines and situations, and have to guess which one is made up. This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern an empty car and a dating app miscommunication. Follow the show @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Everybody say Love! The Dummies welcome on Carrington Love, one of Devin's best and oldest friends. Together, they reminisce about their antics in high school Chinese class, tell an embarrassing story involving a cupcake, then play a game of "Dirty Would You Rather?" A barrel of fun, this one is! This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a mistaken acai bowl order, a way-too-big painting canvas, and a forgotten pair of cycling gloves. Follow Carrington on Instagram @carringtonclove and @carringtonlovedesigns !!! Check out @twodummiespodcast on Insta and TikTok !!! Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Inspired by Devin's surprise distaste for the phrase "mommy milkers," the Dummies play a game of "Where Do You Draw the Line?", weighing and comparing the merits of various disgusting euphemisms and slang. WARNING: This one gets pretty gross :)))) This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern french fries gone wrong and the Megan Thee Stallion "Savage" TikTok Dance. Follow the Dummies on social media! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

A scheduling error leaves the Dummies with no guest, so they're flying solo and freestyling off the dome! In this mini-episode, they discuss teenage bullying, turning into their parents, Devin's personal claw machine, and an awkward attempt to pay it forward at the pharmacy. Follow Two Dummies @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok! Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

This week, Devin and Noah do rapid-fire interviews with some of their favorite celebrities from the worlds of pop music, comedy, cartoons, and TikTok. Will they find true love??? This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a hot dog mistake and getting lost in a huge apartment complex. Follow Two Dummies on Instagram & TikTok @twodummiespodcast Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

L'Chaim! Mazal Tov! Devin and Noah become adults in the eyes of Judaism and chat with Randy Lehrman (CEO of Real Genius Entertainment), who has been DJing and hosting bar/bat mitzvah parties in the Los Angeles area for over 20 years! The Dummies and Randy get nostalgic for their own respective mitzvahs, then discuss tricks to get the dance floor rockin', all-time great party songs, zoom and "car mitzvahs," Randy's early days with DJ partner Paul Rudd (yes, that Paul Rudd), and more! This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a candle lighting ceremony gone wrong, dog barf, and a delivery to the wrong building. Follow Real Genius Entertaintment @realgeniusdjs on Instagram Book a party at Realgeniusentertainment.com Book a zoom event at Realgeniusinteractive.com Follow Two Dummies @twodummiespodcast on Instagram and TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Cock-a-doodle-doo! Devin and Noah lean hard into their niche this week and talk chickens with the amazing Jonathan aka @chickensofparadise on Instagram. Jonathan is a chicken breeder who takes the most amazing photos of his birds and eggs, with over 25k followers on Insta! Together, they discuss why chickens cross the road, playing with chickens, why some eggs are blue, and they even get to meet Alycia, one of Jonathan's favorite chickens! And Alycia has a lot to say! This week's Dumbest Things of the Week concern leaving the stove on, zit picking, and a motorcycle cop. Follow Jonathan @chickensofparadise on Instagram & Facebook! Follow Two Dummies @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Bring it to the runway! Devin and Noah welcome on Moonshine, a fierce and hilarious LA-based drag queen with whom Noah went to high school! They discuss Moonshine's drag origins, what it takes to be a bearded queen, and her twist on pop music mixes in performance. Then Moonshine helps the Dummies bring more life and detail to their own drag personas, Gigi Fondue and Kitty Von Puss! Mee-yow! This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern dental cavities, a bruised nipple, and a dog that eats something it's not supposed to... Follow Moonshine @itsjustmooonshine on Instagram, Twitter, Twitch, Venmo, and Cashapp! Give her moneyyyyy! Follow Two Dummies on TikTok and Instagram @twodummiespodcast Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps get the word out! NEW EPISODES EVERY THURSDAY! NEW RELEASE DAY ALERT! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Love is in the air! For their Valentine's Day episode, Devin and Noah talk to the hilarious actor and comedian Charlie Hall (Love Victor, Moxie)! They test how good of a match Charlie would be on their version of The Dating Game where the only contestant is Devin! Sparks fly!? Other topics covered include how you would hide a body, the perfect first date, and applauding when the airplane lands. This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern grabbing someone else's coffee cup, day-of-the-week underwear, and attempted identity theft. Follow Charlie @charlie_hall on Instagram @charlie_hall23 on TikTok and Twitter Check out Charlie's dating-focused web series Sorry, Charlie here! Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Brandon Max (@itsbrandonmax) and his dad have earned over 1.7 million followers on TikTok, thanks to their amazing energy and chemistry! Their comedy videos often center around disagreements, silliness, and food! When you think GRILLED CHEESE, you think Brandon Max! They also happen to be two of Noah and Devin's favorite online content creators! Together, they get into Brandon and Dad's video-making process, their obsession with the comedic potential of food, making videos with strangers in public, whether or not Devin and Noah like cheeeeeeeese pizza, and much more! This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a zoom clown show, and tripping over a curb and a sneaker. Follow Brandon! @itsbrandonmax on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @thebrandonmax on Triller @brandonmaxsdad on TikTok Follow Two Dummies! Rate and review Two Dummies on Apple Podcasts! It really helps get the word out! And tell your friends! NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Everybody say love! Devin and Noah welcome back one of their favorite returning guests, GLAM (formerly Lady Glam Glam)! GLAM is a social media superstar! She's 62 years young and we're proud to be her little glam babies... She joins the Dummies to dispense some love wisdom and answer some tough romance advice questions! They also discuss GLAM's recent re-brand, her coinage of the term "power-wife," how often to say "I love you," and more! This week's Dumbest Things of the Week... concern a mid-interview kidney stone, a bungled song release, and Devin getting her cast off (WIN!). Follow GLAM @33Glamb on TikTok and Instagram!!! Check out Noah's new LL Cool Jew song, "Pretend to Be Rich!" by clicking here! Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps and makes it look like people are actually listening! NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Luke Null is a comedian and actor best known for his stint as a cast member of Saturday Night Live season 43! He and the Dummies discuss the process of auditioning and booking SNL, Luke's philosophies on improv, those crazy SNL after-parties, plus some special insider info about the bathrooms at 30 Rock! This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week... concern a broken car battery, an awkward customer service phone call, and a rampantly unpleasant bodily odor. Follow Luke! @Luke_Null on Instagram and Twitter @LukeNull on TikTok Check out his album "Guitar Comic" here! Follow the Dummies on social media! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @twodummiespod on Twitter Noah @bendernoah on Instagram & TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @devindevdevindev on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

No guest this week! Devin and Noah go solo dolo and discuss their mutual love of animal-themed plates, play a rhyming exercise called the "coochie game," then play a rollicking round of One Word Impressions! This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern car screams and a scary noise in the middle of the night. Follow the Dummies on social media! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @twodummiespod on Twitter Noah @bendernoah on Instagram & TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @devindevdevindev on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

This week, Noah and Devin's guest is Janani Krishnan-Jha (@j.mayamusic), a singer-songwriter, activist, and pun champion who happens to be one of Noah's oldest friends! This past year, Janani has totally blown up on TikTok, garnering 92k followers and counting! She just released her debut single based on her love of Greek mythology, "Achilles Heel," which you can stream by clicking here! They discuss Janani's newfound TikTok following and her various wild celebrity encounters, then play a game of Punslingers, going head-to-head against Janani the pun whiz to come up with as many rapid-fire puns as possible! This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern spilled water while driving, a TikTok songwriting controversy, and Lizzo's elusive nipple. Follow Janani @j.mayamusic on TikTok and Instagram! Follow the Dummies on social media! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @twodummiespod on Twitter Noah @bendernoah on Instagram & TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @devindevdevindev on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Moo! Baa! Neigh! Devin and Noah welcome on their youngest guest ever, Jojo Kiedman! Noah's cousin! Jojo is super funny and has lots to say about cute animals! Together, they build the "perfect animal," limb by limb, feature by feature, then play a game called "What Does the ___ Say?" where they assign sounds and calls to animals that don't have a sound associated with them! This is a silly one! This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a wayward bidet, trouble eating with a broken clavicle, and the very idea of wearing pants! Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! It really helps! Follow the Dummies on social media! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @twodummiespod on Twitter Noah @bendernoah on Instagram & TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @devindevdevindev on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

We're getting academic this week! The Dummies interview Professor Matt McMahan, Assistant Director of Comedic Arts at Emerson College. Matt is a performance scholar, an improviser, a Ph.D., and one of Devin and Noah's all-time favorite teachers. He teaches Evolution of Comedy, Performing Improv Comedy, Performing Sketch Comedy, and Why Did the Chicken? Fundamentals of Comedic Storytelling. They discuss what makes falling funny, Matt's upcoming book on 18th-century Italian theatre in France, his favorite Lazzi (elastic gags), Jewish jokes, and play a game of "Who Would Win in a Fight? Historic Comedy Figures Edition." This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern Devin breaking her clavicle, Matt sending the wrong gift, and Noah eating outside at a scungy Carl's Jr. Check out Matt's new article on the history and importance of Christmas Cards here Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram & TikTok @twodummiespod on Twitter Noah @bendernoah on Instagram & TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @devindevdevindev on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

“Remy, the ratatouille, the rat of all my dreams!” This week, Noah and Devin interviewed Emily Jacobsen (e_jaccs on TikTok), the originator of the Ratatouille Musical, which has been absolutely blowing up the internet the last couple of months. Her ode song to Remy the rat has snowballed into an online cultural phenomenon, mobilizing the talents of hundreds of professional and amateur theatre-makers. Together, they dish about Emily's creative process, her reaction to how far the Ratatouille Musical has come, and her love of Disney animal sidekicks. Then, they improvise some new ode songs about some of their favorite underappreciated Disney characters. This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a stolen catalytic converter, and a Shrek-themed workout. Tune in on January 1st to Ratatouille: A TikTok Musical, a live-streamed concert featuring Broadway performers and the best of TikTok. All proceeds benefit The Actors Fund! Get your ticket here Two Dummies is now on TikTok! Follow us @twodummiespodcast --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Happy 50th! It's our golden anniversary! This week, we're talking to Matthew Wurnig (@50dates50states), who recently went viral on TikTok for doing 50 zoom dates, each with a person from a different state! We talk zoom dating strategies, making the first move, and the self-awareness that comes from rewatching yourself go on 50 dates. This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a tweaked back muscle, a cookie dough mishap, and the ethics of ghosting someone. Follow Matthew! @50dates50states on TikTok @matthewwurnig on Instagram Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram @twodummiespod on Twitter Noah @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @devindevdevindev on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

During the pandemic, Noah has been spending more time with his Dad's biking bro group than with friends his own age. This week the Dummies welcome on John Hagen and Mark Dooley, two hilarious guys Noah has known for ten years, through community theatre and high school, now cycling together every week! They talk hot dog technique, John's stint as a math-focused TV host, and play a game of "Would You Rather: Fitness Edition." This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern a crazy flat tire, mistakenly waving back at people, hand sanitizer in the coffee, and an unwelcome Facebook friend request! Check out Noah's NEW song "Kick Your Ass" soundcloud.com/bendernoah/kickyourass Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram @twodummiespod on Twitter Noah @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @devindevdevindev on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Shabbat sha-damn! The Dummies welcome on their very funny friend Ben Zieper! Ben is an incredibly sharp comedian, producer, and fellow jew! They go hard with the Judaism this week, as they discuss offensive jewish jokes, who to let into your LinkedIn network, and play a game that asks "what is the jewishest...?" from series of categories that include "candy," "animal," "non-jewish celeb," and more! This episode's Dumbest Things... concern a cat vomiting on a painting, expecting an important phone call, and making a little boy cry. Follow Ben @benbenzieper on Twitter and Instagram Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram @twodummiespod on Twitter Noah @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @devindevdevindev on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Ay! Oh! Ova here! This week's guest is the hilarious Joey Dardano! Joey is a Brooklyn-based stand-up comedian and podcaster with a hysterical TikTok (that's how we found him)! The Dummies and Joey discuss growing up in south Florida, Joey and Devin's mutual obsession with poop, Italian deli meats, arts college, and the current state of live outdoor comedy. This episode's Dumbest Things of the Week concern falling off a bike, misjudging the weather, and receiving hate comments from 11-year-old Harry Potter stans. Follow Joey! @joeydardano on Instagram @joeydardanocomedy on TikTok Check out his podcast "Help From a Hypocrite" wherever you get podcasts! Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram @twodummiespod on Twitter Noah @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @devindevdevindev on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Raaarr! What sound do sharks make? Devin and Noah's guest this week is Katie Ann Magyar, a dancer and environmental activist who has combined her passions into wonderful art! She also makes hilarious videos on TikTok in a shark costume! Noah welcomes her to the community of silly niche animal TikTok performers. Cluck! Together, they discuss their respective experiences making content in silly animal suits, Katie Ann's history of ocean activism, Katy Perry's shark-filled Super Bowl performance, and how to dump your girlfriend when you're 10 and she's 11. This week's Dumbest Things... concern getting too distracted by astrology TikTok, a run-in with an angry dog, and a spree of rage-tweeting at prominent GOP figures. Follow Katie Ann Magyar! @katieannmagyar on Instagram @ktatheshark on Tiktok Check out her award-winning dance film "SEISMIC: The Cost of Oil" here: youtube.com/watch?v=KNEVKWnaj8w Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram @twodummiespod on Twitter Noah @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @devindevdevindev on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Victory! Noah, Devin, and her mom celebrate the win of President-Elect Biden and mourn the failure of the Chicken-Baby presidential ticket. They discuss their respective election reactions, Noah's first two gigs as a birthday party character performer (one went great, the other... not so much), and have a call-in interview with two of their favorite recurring guests, Truck Driver Bob and Truck Driver Jim! Only one of them voted for Tr**p the second time and the other is pissed! This ep's Dumbest Things of the Week concern Devin's Starbucks surprise drink disaster, Noah getting heckled by seven-year-olds on zoom, and some stinky Mommy breath. Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram @twodummiespod on Twitter Noah @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @devindevdevindev on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Devin and Noah welcome on Mike Bent, a world-class comedian/magician and comedy professor at Emerson College! They go deep and discuss Mike's love for roadside attractions, his early years in the 80's as a “weird act” comedian, what makes chickens so ripe for comedy, how to repel bullies, and what to do if you're not funny. This week's "Dumbest Things of the Week" concern Devin falling out of the shower, a miscalculated 3D print job, and Noah getting kicked off Twitter. Not to be missed! Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram @twodummiespod on Twitter Noah @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @devindevdevindev on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Here she is, boys! Here she is, world! The Dummies welcome on Makena Reynolds, actor extraordinaire and Noah's buddy from high school, to talk everything dramatic! They discuss Makena's new web series "Theatrics Online," their respective experiences in high school theatre, cast list etiquette, bougie drama camps, and the types of musicals Devin hates. And ya can't forget Dumbest Things of the Week, which this week include an awkward Whole Foods crush, an angry gas station attendant, and a midnight foot injury! Check out Makena's new web series "Theatrics Online" on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7GIyqsKpBQOtWaZKQhR7-A Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast on Instagram @twodummiespod on Twitter Noah @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @revin_duskin on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Yee-haw! The Dummies welcome on their good buddy Kasey Leibas from their days in the Emerson comedic arts program! She is a bona fide smartass and makes us laugh to no end! They discuss Kasey's awkward interaction with a new co-worker, play a rollicking game of "Smash or Pass," then answer some questions about uninvited houseguests and whether it's appropriate to ask a dying friend to include you in his will. And much MUCH more! Follow Kasey @ kaseydoesstunts on Twitter Subscribe to her podcast My Friend Show @myfriendshow on Instagram and Twitter Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast Noah @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @revin_duskin on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

It's getting steamy in here! Devin and Noah welcome on Tanner Voss, TikTok thirst trap SENSATION! He's earned over 300k followers by modeling and creating fantasies in his bedroom! What an exciting and salacious conversation this was! Together, they discuss Tanner's creative process, Noah's large diet coke spillage mishap, Devin's disastrous prom, and how much is TOO much time to spend with an ex. Plus, Devin pits Noah against Tanner to see which would make the better "Bad Boy Boyfriend!" Follow Tanner Voss @tannrvoss on TikTok and Instagram! Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast Noah @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @revin_duskin on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Devin and Noah welcome on Chris Petrone to talk about his recent ascent to TikTok fame and acclaim for making lifestyle videos reminding guys to keep tampons and other essentials in their bathrooms, for those times when that special lady is over. Awesomesauce! Together, they discuss couples costumes, the appropriate time to say "I love you," and fragile masculinity. Speaking of fragile masculinity, Devin pits Noah versus Chris in a contest to see who can be the better "nice guy" boyfriend. And don't forget about "Dumbest Thing of the Week!" Follow Chris @chrispetrone across platforms https://christophermpetron.wixsite.com/varietypack Follow the Dummies on Instagram @twodummiespodcast Noah @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @revin_duskin on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Devin's mom is back on the podcast! We go deep and talk about the ways Devin used to be punished as a kid, play a lovely round of “Who'd You Rather? (Young Male Movie Star Edition),” discuss Noah's childhood obsession with “grossology,” and answer some Dear Abby 1991 questions about locking your kids' doors at night and a certain promiscuous neighbor. Check out Noah's new rap song “Cool Chicken” !!! Boc boc boc !!! soundcloud.com/bendernoah/coolchicken Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast Noah @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @revin_duskin on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

We had a crazy week! Devin got an iguana stuck in her bike!!?? Beyond this, the Dummies discuss their mutual obsession with sexy TikTok Willy Wonka, Devin's problem with the word “brekkie,” Noah's margarita disaster, and Devin's new neighborhood friend. Plus a ravenous puppy attacks Devin's headphone cord and she gets livid! Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast Noah @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @revin_duskin on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Court is in session! Bonus episode! Order! Order! The Dummies welcome on Marc Bender, Noah's dad and favorite real estate attorney, to regale us with all the weirdest things that have ever happened to him in his years of court. Everything from client fistfights and extra schmoozy judges to a certain "Mr. Butt." They also try to get to the bottom of why gavels are so rarely used anymore (a huge surprise for Devin and Noah). Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast Noah @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @revin_duskin on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Skadoosh! Devin and Noah are BACK for a totally regular but fantabulous Two Dummies! This week, they discuss Noah's super exciting trip to the dump, whether Papa John's is truly low-quality pizza, the importance of skadoosh, whether ducks are cuter than chickens, and what to do when you wanna see big boobs. Plus, a visit from Devin's (least) favorite uncle, Morris Feldman! Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast Noah @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin @deardev on Instagram @revin_duskin on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

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Devin and Noah welcome their good friends and fellow graduates of the Emerson Comedic Arts program Spencer Kash and Joe Scardilli to the show! Together, they discuss Joe's quest to become a private investigator, Spencer's forthcoming documentary about the reopening of Emerson College, play a game of would you rather, talk dumbest moments of the week, discover a hot tub for balls, and answer some advice questions about cheating husbands and unwelcome Christmas guests. Follow Spencer on Instagram @sgkash and email him at sgkash97@gmail.com if you want to share your thoughts on colleges reopening during the pandemic. Follow Joe on Twitter @MightyRatSlayer and on Instagram @joescar305. Follow the Dummies! @twodummiespodcast Noah Bender @bendernoah on Instagram @bendernoah on TikTok @bigtimebender on Twitter Devin Ruskin @deardev on Instagram @revin_duskin on TikTok @devinruskin on Twitter NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Woohoo! Devin and Noah are back for a classic ep as they unveil their new theme song! Topics include Noah's gig babysitting a first grader through zoom school, a rude second wedding invitation, the next chapter in Devin's lawn sign saga, whether the word "lady" is sexist, and the ethics of letting your dog lick off your plate, and more! Follow the Dummies on Insta: @twodummiespodcast @bendernoah @deardev NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Hey y'all! Devin and Noah are BACK with another stellar episode of discussing all things dumb. Topics include Devin's doggy woes, how the pair would beat someone up if they could, what makes a word “gross,” Noah's fabulous trip to his local dump, the ethics of public fingernail clipping, the other Two Dummies, plus a visit from their old pals “Truck Driver Bob” and “Truck Driver Jim.” Follow the Dummies on Insta: @twodummiespodcast @bendernoah @deardev NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Devin and Noah welcome on Kelly McGarry and Sydney Hark-Odsess, two of their very best buddies from their college tap group! Together they test how well they know their respective bestie by playing the newlywed game! It gets personal! They also discuss Noah's new favorite phone game and dumbest moments of the week, read a bit of the Dummies' salacious new writing project, and answer a question from 1996 about the parental ethics of letting your kids leave the door open... Follow Sydney on Insta @sydneythegoddess Follow Kelly @kmcgroovy on Twitter and @kelmcgroovy on Insta Follow the Dummies on Insta: @twodummiespodcast @bendernoah @deardev NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Noah and Devin are back! This week, they check in with their pal “Bocboc the chicken” and talk Noah's gas station meltdown, Devin's failed DM spree, play a freestyle rapping game, then spend the rest of the time answering questions about porn and farting. It's a sheer hoot! Dummy classic alert! Check out Noah's new song “Quiet Guy” on SoundCloud! It's about a rapper who is shy on the outside and boisterous on the inside. https://soundcloud.com/bendernoah/quietguy Follow the Dummies on Insta: @twodummiespodcast @bendernoah @deardev NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support

Noah is starstruck this week as we welcome his favorite childhood clown DAFFY DAVE to the show! Noah grew up going to his shows in preschool and listening to his silly music, and he still remembers every word! The dummies talk with Dave about his earliest and weirdest clown shows, the inspiration for Noah's favorite song “Nanny Foof-N-Nanny,” and his favorite heckler lines, then they discuss Devin's window sign debacle, how to deal with rambunctious 13-year-old boys, and whether ex-friends can prove they're a good person again. Find Daffy Dave online at daffydave.com Buy his book Coyote Spirit: The Improbable Transformation from Minister to Clown at https://www.amazon.com/Coyote-Spirit-Improbable-Transformation-Minister/dp/1502319411/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=dave+mampel+coyote&qid=1596496152&sr=8-1 Follow the Dummies on Insta: @twodummiespodcast @bendernoah @deardev NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/twodummies/support