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On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Tristan is home for the weekend, Patrick is still in New York City, Rudy is still dead and Stephen is up to his NECK in (of age, consensual) PUSSY! All of that stupid shit and unfortunately so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: A Chicken With Its Head Cut Off by The Magnetic Fields

Outro song: Savoy Truffle by Lionel F from YouTube

Another Beatles episode! Outro song: Savoy Truffle by The Beatles

On this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Rudy QUITS, Trump gets CONVICTED, Patrick has a SUGAR DADDY, and Tristan is LONELY. All of that and so, so much more on today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Loves Me Like A Rock by Paul Simon

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Stephen bitches about being left out, the moon becomes gasses, Rudy has a Simone Biles moment, Chris cant get into 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Richard Lewis DIE, and the boys discuss whether visible panty lines are hot! All of that retarded shit and so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Pictures Of You by The Cure

Hey! Uploading this in a rush 'cuz I got plans tonight, if you listen you'll find out what we talk about. Peace :3

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Rudy drinks a canned Old Fashion, Stephen comes ill prepared, the boys discuss whether you can say a certain slur, Bruce Willis forgets what poop is, Tristan defends Ice Spice and the Titanic submersible fucking explodes! All that retard bullshit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: It's Gonna Rain by Yoko Ono

Totally forgot what we talked about - it's been a long time! Outro song: Goodbye by Mary Hopkin

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: I forget almost everything. I edited this during one of the most destructive hurricanes to hit my area. Oops! Outro song: But For You Who Fear My Name by The Welcome Wagon

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Tristan dreams of an Alexis Texas "butt" Fleshlight, the boys talk about the tragic case of Brittney Grinder, Tristan devises a plan for the Taiwan dilemma (Stephen also gives a "brief" history of the troubles with Taiwan), Rudy wont stop talking about Fleshlight, Tristan doesn't know as many porn stars as Stephen, and Alex Jones is losing a lot of money! All of that retarded dog shit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Steam by Peter Gabriel

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Tristan has a dick vein revelation, Stephen talks Formula One, the boys discuss The Lord Of The Rings (also The Beatles!), Al Capone had a cartoon voice, Elon Musk has a beautiful body and Phoebe Bridgers deserves to be grabbed really hard! All of that shit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Thots & Prayers by NOTYOURDAD

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Richard cock dies, Shinzo Abe dies, Ivana Trump dies, Tristan airs his dirty laundry involving Chris and Olivia, Rudy queer dates, Stephen has a pretty good parody song, the boys discuss The Boys and why Lana del Rey is the new IT girl! All of that stupid bullshit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: The Crane Wife 3 by Marianne Faithfull (ft. Nick Cave)

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: The boys end their long hiatus, Kevin flexes his dad's immense wealth, Stephen and Rudy gay out over S&L, Amber Heard is still fuckable, Tristan emulates Stephen and goes to Las Vegas, Greg returns, and no one talks about Roe v. Wade! All of that shit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: I Am Stronger by Unkle Adams

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Chris' dog is a racist, Tristan airs his literal dirty laundry (its normal), Rudy gets pissed (about something i cant remember), Patrick makes a rare call-in, the Viral Audio Clip Of The Week is lackluster, the boys discuss iCarly extensively and nobody can find baby formula due to President Biden's mishandling of literally everything in this country. Outro song: Lust For Life by Iggy Pop

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Tristan throws Julia Fox away for Tess Holiday, Rudy does a surprise Crypto Corner, Kevin reads steamy Harry Potter fan fiction, Zelenskyy is an attention whore, and Stephen & Tristan see Limp Bizkit! All of that and so much more bullshit on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: O Children by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Kevin clears the air, Tristan announces some startling new statistics on lynchings, Stephen talks about Kellogs or some shit, Chris and Olivia leave two voicemails at once, Taylor Hawkins enters ETERNAL DAMNATION, and Nicolas Cage loves shortbread! All of that retard shit and SO much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: The Ballad Of Jim Jones by The Brian Jonestown Massacre

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: It took me way too long to edit this and because of that I've forgotten like everything lol. Bruce Willis was mean to Kevin's dad and I'm dating Olivia and Chris now. I think that's all we talked about, idk. All of that and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Sad Man's Tongue by Volbeat

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Rudy breaks his cock, Chris murders his sister, Russia goes full Walter White based mode on Ukraine, the boys talk about tape worms, Stephen yet again fails to do a proper parody song, Tristan has a hot take on Slurpees (as well as other 7-Eleven delights) and Joy Behar can't go to Italy! All of that retarded bullshit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Hammond Song by The Roches All of that

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Stephen has a Jeopardy! conspiracy theory, Tristan names all of the black people, Julia Fox looks like SHIT, Rob has a hard time leaving a voicemail, the dope libtards Neil Young and Joni Mitchell leave Spotify, and the boys discuss cancel culture! How fun! All of that retarded shit and so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Stealing Electricity by Tom Russell

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Tristan discusses a new sex act he has devised, Rudy gets autistic about The Matrix, Amy Schneider ties Matt Amodio as Jeopardy champ, Bob Saget fucking DIES, Meat Loaf fucking DIES, Louie Anderson fucking DIES and the boys discuss cable vs streaming! All of that retarded rat shit and so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: At Least The Sky Is Blue by SSION (ft. Ariel Pink)

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Chris and Olivia are live in studio! What more can I say! All of that stupid shit and so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Intermission song: Paparazzi by Xzibit (chosen by Olivia) Outro song: I Want Another Affair by Jockstrap (chosen by Chris)

We're back! :) Outro song: Silver Lining by Rilo Kiley

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Olivia leaves the greatest voicemail in the history of the Horse House, Stephen gets emotional over Mars, Wendy Williams' body and mind are going retarded, Tristan watches Family Feud get filmed, Rudy gets a job and the boys discuss the passing of Bob Dole! All of that stupid bullshit and so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Changes by Black Sabbath

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Johnny guest hosts, the boys talk about the new Beatles documentary, Johnny shoplifts Star Wars toys from Walmart, Tristan invents the opposite of growing pains, Stephen cuts into conversation, Rudy has a childhood Dilbert book and a new Horse House shirt is out! All of that brain dead nonsense and so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Man On The Moon by R.E.M.

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Craig once again calls in, the boys looks at BMI, Tristan floats and alternate reality 9/11 conspiracy theory, Stephen performs faith healing at a bookstore, Rudy is compared to an American Idol superstar in a McDonalds drive thru and we are so far from The Lord's light! All of that gay bullshit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Goodbye by Limp Bizkit

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Stephen feels very political, Tristan has a dream about Lizzo, something else, and then of course another thing, something something something. Idk, I'm sorry I was half asleep while editing most of it. Its funny tho. All of that stupid shit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Turn It Up, Bitch by Limp Bizkit

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Billie Eilish looks like an old lady, Tristan and Rudy bicker over sphincters, Kevin ciphers a Horse House rap (!), Chris attempts a new bit, Stephen dreams of a Good Burger sequel and Tristan makes an astonishing admission about the late Colin Powell! All of that stupid retard shit and so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: I Want To Marry A Lighthouse Keeper by Sunforest

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: New Horse House remodel, William Shatner goes to space (and unfortunately doesn't die), Rudy wears sunglasses the entire time, Stephen gets hit by a car, the boys fight anime, Rudy and Stephen are extremely toxic with each other and Chris becomes sweet once again! All of that gay shit and so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Stand By Me by Oasis

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Tristan plays the role of match maker, Drew and Patrick guest host on and off (two episodes condensed into one, long story), David Allan Coe SURVIVES China Virus, Chris gives up the podcast, the boys discuss scat porn, and much Limp Bizkit content! All of that BORING bullshit and so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Many voicemails, the boys memorialize 9/11, Stephen sings a special song, Tristan implores the general public to seek Christ instead of Blues Clues Steve, David Allan Coe is hospitalized with Covid, and Tristan's dick gets glued to his bed! All of that mong bullshit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Mike Richards is fired from Jeopardy!, Steve guest co-hosts, newly unearthed (and quite sus) Bob Dylan demo tapes are played, Afghanistan wins the Darwin Award, Rudy and Stephen get into a real fight, Tristan makes lust at Mayim Bialik and Rudy looks like Rubin Studdard! All of that bullshit and so, so, SO much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Donda Chant by Kanye West

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: The boys introduce the new Rode Rodecaster Pro, Frank guest hosts, Olivia reads a riveting reddit post (!), Chris is but only the shell of what he once was, Tristan reveals the location of the Horse House and Stephen drinks his own piss! All of that retard shit and so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: You Can't Beat A Boy Who Loves The Ramones by Helen Love

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Tristan proposes a plan to lower the cost of living, Stephen takes a hot diarrhea into a dry toilet, the boys thank their faithful listeners who donated money for the new mixer (very sweet), Chris asks for more suicide advice, and Rudy does something (I forget)! All of that completely cool and based content plus so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: St. Elmo's Fire by Brian Eno

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Tristan starts shit with Tim Heidecker, Stephen survives hot-scissor-rape, Christian guest hosts, the boys listen to Christine Weston Chandler's damning phone conversation, Mel Gibson salutes our real president, Donald John Trump and Tristan e-begs! All of that frivolous horse shit and so, so, so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Multi-Family Garage Sale by Land Of The Loops

I really do highly recommend "Goodbye Uncle Tom". If you watch it, please leave a review on the voicemail (321-323-9521, Cocoa Beach, Fla)! Outro song: Peaches en Regalia by Frank Zappa

On this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Stephen is still bed-ridden, Rudy goes to the DMV, Biz Markie dies, Steven Crowder has a FAT dumper, Chris dominates the voicemails, Tristan's uncle breaks his cock, and there is still no Viral Audio Clip Of The Week! All of that retarded dog shit and so much fuckin' more on today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Albee Square Mall by Biz Markie (RIP!)

Been so long since I edited this episode, I have no idea what happens in it. Lemme think real quick. Okay, Stephen isnt on this episode because of a sunburn, Rudy makes the M*A*S*H discovery of a lifetime, John McAfee died (!), ummmmmmm, I know there's more but I just can't think of it. Oh well! Outro song: Jokerman by Bob Dylan

FOR BEATLES FANS ONLY. Outro song: Goodnight by The Beatles After show outro song: It's All Too Much by The Beatles

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Frank guest hosts and tells the boys about a wild dream he had, Tristan feels the room out about Jeopardy becoming more pedestrian (as well as Mayim Bialik fat Jewess ASS), Rudy officially ends Crypto Corner, someone attempts to steal da Horse House's clout! What! All of that retarded bullshit and so so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horth House! Outro song: Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) by Green Day

Episode #62 - Conan's Show Is Ending Soon by Welcome To The Horse House

Episode #61 - All Filler, No Killer by Welcome To The Horse House

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Doge CRASHES because of Elon's gay mom, Stephen lays down 1 minute into the podcast, voicemails galore (!), unfortunately more SNL CRINGE and the boys discuss YouTube Poops! All of that gay bullshit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Your Funeral My Trial by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Tristan misses "Salo" on da big screen, Stephen is extra insufferable, the boys shit On Saturday Night Live, Rudy has an extra long Crypto Corner and Kamala Harris' step daughter is a dog! All of that dumb bullshit and so so so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: El Coyote by Guy Clark

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Tbh its sort of an uneventful episode save for a few segments, I dont really remember enough to write our summary. BUY OUR MERCH: da-horse-house.launchcart.store. Outro song: Betty Oshawa by Fred Eaglesmith

I wrote a whole summary but then SoundCloud crashed. I'll add one later! Outro song: Ooh Las Vegas by Gram Parsons (with Emmylou Harris)

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Frank guest hosts the podcast after Tristan suffers a debilitating boner condition that plops him on the co-host couch, Christian leaves the funniest voicemail yet, Drew is back with his famous optics checks, Rudy has an epiphany about Tristan's preggo fetish, the boys discuss Frank's dead lizard bucket and Stephen laughs extra loud for some reason! All of that absolutely retarded bullshit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Stephen gets vaccinated, Rudy doesn't know what an NFT is, Danica Patrick fart fantasy, Tristan drinks his own piss and eats his own shit, the boys discuss TERFs and Milo repents for his life of gay sin! All of that shit and so much fucking more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Born Stupid by Paul Leary

Outro song: Peaches En Regalia

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Julia Fox was pregnant?! Tristan claims that it is targeted harassment aimed towards him, the boys talk Rush Limbaugh (RIP!), Rudy prays for a live action Speedy Gonzales film, Stephen keeps cucking over masks, and Tristan regales the boys with stories of the great Texas blizzard of 2021! All of that retarded auditory shit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Crippled Inside by John Lennon

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Tristan pleads the government for an antibiotics resistant gonorrhea vaccine (which he has no personal connection with), Frank guest co-hosts, Stephen sings King Crimson, Rudy has hot takes about the WallstreetBets stock market brouhaha, and Gov. Jesse Ventura stops by! All of that stupid dog shit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Tonight The Streets Are Ours by Richard Hawley

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Dustin gets very drunk, Stephen's Ken Burn's Larry The Cable Guy documentary, no one leaves a voicemail, the boy's discuss Walt Whitman and Rudy gets his crypto corner cut short! All of that totally retarded shit and so much more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: Party Hard by Andrew W.K.