Whiskey Sippers Podcast

This episode is a new adventure in vodcasting for Steve and Dave.  After a year of investing in equipment that they had no idea how to use, they finallly got some edumacation and... BLAM!  They're video gods (not really).  Anyhow, Steve and Dave sip on some Weller 12 year and try not to get totally distracted by all of the flashing buttons and such.  So pour a drink, have a seat and try not to have a seizure before the end of the podcast.  Enjoy

In this Episode, Steve and Dave sip on some Blackened Rye The Lightning, Blue Run Reflection 1, Smoke Wagon Bottled In Bond Rye, Russels Reserve 10yr Private Barrel and Old Forester Single Barrel.  Needless to say, some slurred speech ensues by the end of the episode.  The guys  discuss holiday wants and why Dave always gets "cozy socks" instead of anything on his wish list.  Somehow the conversation might turn to blowing Brad Pitt, but you'll have to see for yourself how that happens.  So pour a glass, grab some pen and paper and fill out your deviant wish list so Santa Pimp will bring you all of the things that nobody needs to know about.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sip on some Caribou Crossing Canadian Whisky and Alberta Premium Canadian Rye.  They talk about all things cold and how old man winter gives Jack Frost the shaft every year.  They also reflect on the significance of the French Canadian population.  Some not so appropriate versions of old winter classics also make an appearance and the conversation soon just falls off into the cold dark abyss.  So pour a glass and try not to put your dog in the freezer before the end of the podcast.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sip on some Chicken Cock Bourbon and Rabbit Hole Rye, while discussing how they get in the mood for the holidays.  They try to figure out daylight savings time without using pictures and discuss their potential new holiday box office hit, "The Magic Dreidel".  Well the whole thing goes south in the end, but you should still pour a glass, put on your Santa hat... and nothing else, while you try not to stab yourself in the eye with a candy cane.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave celebrate Dio De Los Muertos (Day of the Dead), which starts either today or tomorrow.  They never really agree on that, but anyway, they sip on some Angel's Envy Finished Rye and Hard Truth Sweet Mash Rye.  Their once a year friend, Cha Cha shares in the fun and it all turns into a big shit show in the end.  So pour a glass, paint your sugar skulls and try not to bang any corpses before the end of the podcast.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sip on some Whistle Pig Old World Rye Bespoke Blend and some KOVAL single barrel rye.  Steve is haunted by a mysterious cough that begs the question, "Can you blow a ghost when you're sleeping?"  They talk about some creepy stories and delve into the glamor of ghost hunters and bigfoot enthusiasts.  So pour a glass, put on your favorite halloween costume and try not to scare yourself into involuntary loss of bowel and bladder function before the end of the podcast.  Enjoy the show!

In this episode, Steve and Dave get back into the saddle and sample some select releases of Smoke Wagon whiskey.  They've been away for some time, so sipping two 100+ proof whiskeys should prove to be a shitshow at best.  They reflect on how they've handled setbacks both at NASA and the dirty bookstore, and how they've overcome adversity in the library and the private show room alike.  So have a seat, pour a glass of whiskey and try not to rub too much leather conditioner on your saddle horn before the end of the podcast.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sip on some Barton's 1792 and Blantons Single Barrel bourbon whiskey and talk about all things 80's.  They discuss how the 80's were the best era ever and how everything today sucks in comparison.  Dave introduces some fun facts about music and comedians in the era and Steve draws alot of blanks along the way.  So tease your pink hair, pour a glass, put on the Breakfast Club and try to avoid ripping your Z Cavaricci jeans before the end of the episode.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sip on Chivas Regal 12 year blended scotch and a Wild Turkey 101 bourbon whiskey.  Why do you ask?  Because they're talking all things 70's, including whiskey.  This first episode in their "whiskey through the decades" series, explores some of the greatest times of the 70's and why today sucks in comparison.  So pour a glass, let your chest pubes glisten in the sun and try not to rip your polyester pants by the end of the episode.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sample some Springbrook Farm Distillery High Rye Bourbon and Smoke Wagon Straight Rye Whiskey.  The talk about the popularity of the Mary Jane in today's society and they dream of a future where they will be able to run, naked and stoned throughout the countryside, looking for random sheep to hug.  So pour a glass, hotbox your wife and try not to pass out before the hour of senseless conversation is over.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sip on some apocalyptic spirits, like Yellow Spot Irish Whiskey, Heaven's Door Single Barrel 14 Year Limited Release and Widow Jane Decadence.  They discuss the end of the world and some different scenarios that would be considered not so pleasant.  But hey, mankind is soon to be no more, so what the F**k!  Steve and Dave also rehash some old episodes and the hilarious laughter that defines them, because they have to talk about something good while they're melted alive in a river of molten lava.  So pour a glass, put on some good world ending music and try not to commit hari kari before the end of the episode.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave surprise each other with a favorite whiskey pick that is close to their hearts and souls.  They toss around the idea of foot sex and revel in the glory of sipping on Stagg and EH Taylor Single Barrel, while planning said foot sex.  So pour yourself a nip, have a seat and make sure your socks are off for this episode.  Enjoy the podcast!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sample some shampoo bottle Four Roses straight bourbon and they find out who has been in Penelope and how she tastes.  Actually they also sample some Penelope Barrel Strength Toasted bourbon.  They discuss the dryness of the Middle East and how to pronounce Qatar, or is it Cutter, or maybe Kwater.  Anyway, we put that dilemma to bed, among other senseless conversation.  So pour a glass, put on your robes and sandles, tie up your goat and try not to kill any small barnyard animals before the end.  Enjoy!

In this prodigal son themed episode, Steve and Dave sip on some Heaven's Door Single Barrel Cask Strength 14 year bourbon, finished in Caribbean rum casks.  They also talk about Steve's trip to the moon and what the plan is for the future of the podcast and space travel as well.  Steve also reveals his extremely low tolerance for the sounds of other people's bodily functions and the guys talk in depth about their mutual disgust for Axle Rose's voice.  So pour a spot of bourbon, put on your 5 point harness and get ready to blast off into an hour of pure boredom.  Try not to pull the eject button while you're at it.

On this episode, Steve and Dave open and thoroughly enjoy some Whistle Pig Boss Hog, Lapulapu.  They also talk about the famous battle of Magellan and Steve's upcoming mission for NASA.  They brag about how they could both beat up the Rock (just kidding) and all things boss.  So pour a glass, try not to eat out of the garbage can and enjoy the podcast!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sip on some King's Family Distillery Bourbon Whiskey.  This whiskey is finished in a honey barrel and was pleasantly surprising for a Tennessee whiskey.  They also talk about the recent turn of events in the UK, as they offer their expert opinions on the future of the king of England and his twisted royal family.  They also pay homage to the late queen and all of her fuckery over the  years.  So pour yourself a glass, put on your knickers and try not to bore yourself to death before the end of the podcast.  Enjoy!

Episode 50 is upon us!  In this episode, Dave and Steve sip on a delicious Garrison Brothers Balmorhea whiskey and talk about the country music scene of old and new.  They discuss the complex flavors in the Balmorhea, while suppressing their urge to have sexy time with their cousins.  So pour a glass, put on your cowboy boots and try your best not to lasso your grandmother before the end of the podcast.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sample Straight Edge Bourbon and Lip Service Rye whiskey and talk about all musically electronic things.  Actually, they are mystified and then rather annoyed about the vastly different types of electronic music today.  Dave discovers a shitty situation mid podcast, but it gets fixed within a week.  So pour a glass, button up your parachute pants, put on your fishnet shirt and try not to overdose on Adderall before the end of the podcast.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave discuss the rap scene and the history of some of the icons in the hip hop world.  They sip on some Willett Pot Still Bourbon, Larceny Bourbon and Smoke Wagon Bourbon (see what they did there?)  Nick, the drunken dog makes an appearance for a game of "real or fake rapper names" and you'll have to listen to find out if he wins the bowl of ice cream or crashes in a ball of flames.  So pour a glass, put on your do rag and try not to shoot the neighbor before the end of the podcast.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sip on some Blackened American Whiskey, Cask Strength Limited Edition, Rye The Lightning and the Blackened x Willett.  They also talk about the history of heavy metal and give much props to the icons of the genre.  So pour a glass, put on your spiked collar and try not to throw your dog into the mosh pit before the end of the podcast.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave discuss the world of Emo music and sip on some teenage whiskeys (Glenfiddich 14 year, Knob Creek 15 year and Elijah Craig 18 year to be exact).  They also bring in their resident Emo expert, Sarah, and she schools them in some Emo history.  So pour a glass of teen angst, sit in the dark with a box of tissues and try not to slit your wrists before the podcast is over.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sip on the top selling whiskeys in the US today; Jameson Irish Whiskey, Bulleit Bourbon Blender's Select, Maker's Mark Whiskey and Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey.  They discuss the tailgating scene and dive into the shallow end of the upcoming music series of podcasts.  So pour some bottom shelf booze, get your beer cozy and try not to punch any Dallas Cowboy's fans before the end of the podcast.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sample four offerings from New Riff.  They enjoy a flight of New Riff Kentucky Straight Bourbon, New Riff Single Barrel, New Riff Straight Rye and New Riff Straight Malted Rye.  They discuss washed up artists who like bourbon and some not washed up artists who also like bourbon.  Anyway, pour a glass, put on your AC/DC record album and start a mosh pit with your cats while you listen to these two idiots talk all things "Riffy".  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sip on a flight of Woodford Reserve Kentucky Derby Edition, Calumet 14 Year Single Rack and Blantons Original Single Barrel Bourbon.  They discuss the history of the Kentucky Derby and find out some interesting tidbits of information along the way.  So pour a glass, pull up a chair and try not to watch any YouPorn donkey show videos before the podcast is over.  Enjoy!

In this last installment in the prohibition series, Steve and Dave take a look at the heroes of the age (the moonshiners).  They sip on some Buffalo Trace White Dog and Popcorn Suttons Tennessee White Whiskey.  There may be an untraceable moonshine in there as well.  So pour a glass, put on your copper kettle hat and try not to scratch your balls too often while you listen to the podcast.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave discuss the origins of Easter and the rise of the Easter Bunny to immense power in today's society.  Nick the Drunken Dog makes a special Easter appearance and interviews a very intoxicated Easter Bunny.  Some other shit happens too.  So pour a glass, open a box of Peeps and stuff yourself silly.  Enjoy the podcast!

In the 4th episode on the prohibition, Steve and Dave talk about the organized crime icons of the prohibition era.  They sip on some George Remus Straight Bourbon Whiskey and discuss the badassery of the most prolific gangsters of the day.  From bootleggers to rum runners, they stumble their way through it all.  So put on your Mob Hits album, pour a glass of bourbon and try not to shwack your dog before the end of the podcast.  Enjoy!

In this episode, Steve and Dave celebrate the third episode of the prohibition series by making many of the popular cocktails of the era.  They also discuss the origin of the speakeasy, as well as the creation of the drinks of the time.  So make yourself a Manhattan, grab a tub of lube and try not to slide off of your leather couch while you listen to the fuckery that ensues.  Enjoy the podcast!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sip on some Kentucky Owl St Patrick's Day Bourbon and thgey discuss the history and hoopla of the holidays.  Who knew that St. Patrick liked the lasagna and hated snakes?  They also go off on a few rants that are totally unrelated, but you should expect that by now.  So pour a glass, shove some shamrocks up your crack and maybe you'll catch a leprechaun before the end of the episode.  Hey, it might not be optimal, but at least you'll have company.  Enjoy!

In the second of a 5 part series on prohibition, Steve and Dave discuss the actual emergence of prohibition and it's effect on the people (here's a hint... They weren't happy).  They also sip on some Old Forester 1920 Prohibition bourbon whiskey because why the hell not?  Listeners are also tempted to join in on a side drinking game during the podcast and we hope at least one person blacked out.  So pour a glass, put on your zoot suit and don't be a pussy when you hear the horn... Enjoy the podcast!

In this episode, Steve and Dave discuss the history of Bourbon whiskey, in the first of five episodes of the prohibition series, while Dave's post nasal drip simultaneously makes a ferocious comeback.  They also sample some Elijah Craig Toasted Barrel and talk about how the French might have just bailed us out of the Revolutionary War.  So pour a glass, whip out your Grandma's Encyclopedia Britannica and fact check them until you pass out.  Enjoy the podcast!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sip on some Liquor Stars Secret Santa Handshakes, sent in by Big Dog Jay and Kayla.  They also sip on some holiday spirits, taking in some Cleveland Christmas Bourbon and Bad Sweater Brown Sugar & Holiday Spice Flavored Whiskey.  Fortunately, the podcast ended before the spiced bourbon barfing began.  So pour a glass, put on your ugly sweater, lube up your dog's butthole and enjoy the podcast!

In this episode, Steve and Dave discuss the history of Thanksgiving and the frenzy of black Friday.  They discuss the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and all of the movies that R.H. Macy has made throughout the years.  Of course, there's the age old debate of white meat vs. dark meat to make the podcast complete.  So put on your head dress, fill your cornucopia with Valium laced veggies and enjoy the podcast.  Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sip on some Slaughterhouse American Whiskey and talk about slaughtering stuff.  It doesn't matter what stuff that is; goats, sheep, pigs, cows, Taylor Swift, they'd slaughter it just the same.  After all, the bottle has a cleaver on the label.  What could be more appropriate?  So pour a glass, grab a ham steak and try to make it through the entire episode without slaughtering a puppy.  Enjoy!

Steve and Dave celebrate the Day of the Dead, as they sample some Sagamore Spirit and discuss the history of the holiday (amongst a plethora of Mexican jokes, of course).  They also celebrate the badassery of Poncho Villa (the BDHOTW).  So put on your bandolero, load your six shooter and enjoy the podcast.  Feliz Dia De Los Muertos!

Steve and Dave sample a bottle of Blood Oath Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey and talk about all things Halloween.  They also scare themselves for no reason at all.  Steve demonstrates his superior horror movie theme recall (even if he does have to use Shazam).  So pour a glass, put a sheet over your head and enjoy the episode!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sample some Angel's Envy straight bourbon whiskey.  Talking a bout angels, they also have some deep conversation about what different cultures do with their dead.  Steve gets off on the bottle (again) and the duo talk about some recent projects they've been working on.  So pour a glass, slit your wrists and give a listen to the podcast!

Dave and Steve sip on some Barrell Armida Bourbon, which is finished in pear brandy, rum and Sicilian Amaro casks.  Of course, they discuss Christopher Columbus and many other Italian figures in history.  Steve has another brief period of laughter induced incontinence, but don't worry, his chair stayed dry.  So pour a glass, grab a rope and enjoy the podcast!

In this episode, Steve and Dave sample some Weller Special Reserve bourbon and talk about why bourbon is so damn expensive today.  They also pay homage to the BDHOTW price guru of primetime morning television.

Dave and Steve sample two different whiskeys from Balcones (Baby Blue Pot Distilled Corn Whiskey and Texas Single Malt Whiskey).  They also welcome Steve's Texan lover for some banter and whiskey sex talk.  So pour a glass, grab a handgun and enjoy the podcast!

Steve and Dave sip on Slyrs Malt whiskey from Bavaria.  They also talk all things Oktoberfest and why you should never Hassle the Hoff.  Pour a glass, sit back and relax to the the sounds of nails on a chalkboard.  Prost!

In this drop-in episode, Steve and Dave sip on some "old" whiskey.  By that we mean Old Tub, Old Forester and Old Grandad 114.  Needless to say, old men are angry by nature and this episode gets fired up (in a good way, of course).  So pull up a chair, pour a glass and try not to punch your wife in the face while you listen to the rediculousness that ensues.  Cheeres!

Steve and Dave sip on some Glenglassaugh Speyside scotch and talk about all things Scottish.  Well, not all things.  Actually, their Scottish accents suck, but whatever, the whiskey was great.  so pour a glass, take a seat and try not to punch a puppy by the time you're done listening.  Cheers!

Steve finds a bottle of Four Roses Bourbon, while picking up GILFs behind the local drug store, so he drops in and Steve and Dave sip on it and talk about all things beautiful.  They even get a visit from Nick (aka the Drunken Dog), who shows what kind of mojo that autistic kids really have!  Pull up a chair, pour a glass and join us for our second drop-in episode.

Steve and Dave discuss some fun facts, regarding the indigenous peoples of this great nation and sample some Buffalo Trace Bourbon while they're at it.  So pour a glass and if you feel the need to throw a shoe at your dog by the end of this episode, we're sorry...

Steve and Dave sample some spirits that have been sealed and on the shelf (in Dave's Dad's liquor cabinet) for almost 60 years.  They throw care (and preparation) to the wind and sip on Ambassador 12 year blended Scotch, Chivas Regal 12 year, Barton's Imported Canadian whiskey and a bottle of Courvoisier that must have come from the catacombs of France.  Anyway, give a listen and try not to stab yourself in the eye before it's over...

Steve and Dave sample some Suntory Hibiki Whisky and talk all things Tokyo, in Olympic proportions.  We also get off the beaten path a few times, as most people with ADHD do.  Either way, pour a glass and give a listen!

Steve and Dave discuss rare things over a glass of Eagle Rare Bourbon.  We also talk about the existence (or not) of some other rarities, like the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot.  Anyway, it all goes to shit like usual.  Give it a listen!

          In a moment of redemption, Dave and Steve sample Redemption Rye with a rum cask finish.  It did not disappoint.  We also discuss some famous figures who have redeemed themselves as well as a cornucopia of general summer topics.  It's good to be back. 

Steve and Dave sample the Bushmills Red Bush Irish Whiskey, in honor of Valentine's Day.  We also acknowledge the single people out there, who will be furiously masturbating on Sunday, Feb 14th.  We also have a surprise guest who sings a modern day Valentine's ditty for us!

Steve and Dave sip on some Whistle Pig PiggyBack Rye Whiskey (aged 6 years), talk about Super Bowl memories and the most important part of the big game...  THE COMMERCIALS!