A Book and A Bev

Well we told you sneaky sausages that we would have a super special episode for the end of 2023. And whaddya know HERE IT IS. We were cauldron blessed to have the chance to talk to Rosie (aka Acourtofthornsandrosie on TikTok and chemicalrosie_ on Insta) about a bunch of delightful and traumatic SJM canon and theory. OBVIOUSLY THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ALL THINGS SJM. NOTHING IS SAFE. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS. Rosie is an absolute angel in human form and we are so grateful to wrap up 2023 with her. This is our last episode for the year and we will see you in 2024 for HOFAS baby!

Welcome to this weeks episode of the post cum come down. No, we are not in the house of Jesus. We are covering House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas with the incredible Emilysbookedup and Alittlebitbooked. We hope you are ready to suck down some grilled mermen like a golf ball through a garden hose. And if you're not well too bad because we will play a tiny violin of jizz until it's too uncomfortable and you need to put your toes away. If that doesn't make sense then we guess you better listen to the episode. Music References: Out of the Woods by Taylor Swift Breakfast by Dove Cameron Fan Art: indrakiin  Gabrielleragusi Madschofield Naarielart Ajn_art  Elizianna.the.one

Where have we come from? Where did we go? I don't know but tell Jesus the bitch is back. Thats right - It's time for House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J Maas. Join Briony, Georgia and our special guest hosts Emily and Jess (aka Emilysbookedup and Alittlebitbooked) as we put the ass in assassin or just straight in our asses. IDK. We have references to Lehabah aka the bubble gum flavour of death, Twisting dicks, an archangel on the dunny and of course Zap daddy and his toeeeeees. Join us next time as we cover HOSAB before our super secret special end of year episode before HOFAS comes out! Music Reference: - Unloveable by Delacey Fan Art: - Tangerine.eileen - Juliar.arts - Ivy_gwnedolline - Emiliesnaith_art - Rosalynnarts - Madschoefiled - Gabrielleragusi - Emilia.mildner

Well Chestnut Springs enthusiasts, it's time. It's time for broken Beau. It's time for Bailey and her Baps. It's time to get in a caravan that may or may not be a euphemism for Beau's asshole. It's time to read Hopeless by Elsie Silver. It would not be a normal episode if there was not a sensational amount of references to out of pocket songs, bubble baths, snorkelling in bath water and of course - as always- more thirsting over a fictional man. Our episodes are fortnightly for the rest of 2023 but we will back soon as we dive into another highly requested series soon!

Welcome back camp counsellors. This week we are sure that the fire in our pants is a good thing as we cover Wildfire by Hannah Grace. Your co-hosts are joined by special guests Tayreads and Caitsbookrecs as we spend the summer having a blast and fucking all over this sweet adorable summer camp. How can we fit so much goodness into one short episode? Don't you worry because, in the words of our MMC: we will make it fit. 

That's right, its been six months since the last time you saw behind the curtain so its time for another bloopers episode. This episode features some of our many guests hosts as well as a phenomenal broadway show by none other than Georgia's partner Aiden. We hope you will enjoy this song and dance and then come back next week as we go back to our regularly scheduled programme.

This week we have a fantastically fucked up gift for you neurodivergent baddies. The OG Foursome has reunited as Ellie and Claire popped in for a quick traumatic event.  What is that traumatic event you may ask? Well be sure to just share this episode directly with your therapist as we take a page out of Gia's TikTok series Weird, Crazy, Fucked up books.  We cover SIX absolutely bonkers books AKA: Taken by Canada by Colt Alcove (yes the country) Taken by the Lightning Bolt by Colt Alcove (yes the weather event) Claimed by a Coffee Mug by Shayla Storm (will never be able to have a coffee again) Back for Seconds (A Reverse Harem Feast) by JL Logosz (gobble gobble) Double Trouble by Kehlani Booth (…insisting on incest apparently) Space Raptor Butt Invasion by Chuck Tingle (self explanatory) Be warned. There is a reason they are called WEIRD. CRAZY. FUCKED UP. But silver lining we get to watch Ellie react to this in real time. Sick. We are taking a quick breather after this episode but will be back soon for some new releases!  

This week we are moonwalking into the delectable gothic tale that is Belladonna by Adalyn Grace.  We are joined by Emilysbookedup from bookstagram as we all collectively swoon over a new shadow daddy. There are references to Michael Jackson, cannibal babies and literal barns for hands. We hope you enjoy this episode! Music Reference: You and I by PVRIS: Fan art: Dazzlingjedi  janedark_7  Bethgilbet_art commissions for atouchofmagicdesigns  Hatchatwork  Elizianna.the.one  Abigail_larson  Sage.and.other.herbs  Luxury_banshee Artoffrostandflame 

Welcome back! Hide your bums and bunny rabbits, this week we're covering PenPal by JT Geissinger. If you thought your normal hosts were unhinged, you're going to want to truly strap in for this episode. Our two special guests tayreads & caitsbookrecs help us create a musical masterpiece with the likes of Rhianna, Hannah Montana, Labrinth and many more. Yes, there may also be references to our FMC being f*cked by a sea cucumber, plunging asses, prolapsing bunny rabbits and thumbs in bums. But if there wasn't any obscure references, would it truly be an episode of A Book & A Bev? Music Reference: Just Pretend by Bad Omens.

This week we are bringing you two amazing things: the novella, Six Scorched Roses by Carissa Broadbent; and a special guest host from bookstagram - Jess aka alittlebitbooked In this episode, we sink our teeth into this short and sharp novella but don't you worry as there is still debauchery to be had.  We have a clear distrust of all things dust and pig tails. However at the same time we are manifesting ourselves as the literal bed of vampy daddy Vale. Be warned that  Briony has some technical issues at the beginning of this episode and glitches into the multiverse. None the less, we hope you will accept this rose (don't ask where we were storing it) and enjoy this episode. Music Reference: Oblivion by Bastille Fan Art: castleinthesky

Welcome to some daddy, daughter, son fun. Today we're covering Your Dad Will Do by the queen herself, Katee Robert.  We go on an absolute wild journey through Pirates of the Caribbean fanfiction (ft. captain cock), eating coochie like it's smiley fritz, coochie/girl math and then we end on Noo Noo from the Teletubbies in a slutty black dress.   If you don't like daddy kinks, this episode isn't for you.  Thoughts & prayers. 

Strap into your chaps and unleash the dirty little slut. Let's go! This week we are wrapping up book 4 of the Chestnut Springs series with Reckless by Elsie Silver. We have a special appearance by not only Tayreads as a guest host but also Rob Kardashian and Geoff the purple wiggle (in spirit). There is also a variety of muzzing, line dancing and the Macarena while we all collectively get pregnant from Theo Silvia's dirty mouth. There is also some sad news with a podcast update at the end of this episode. Stay tuned for more info. 

Get ready to throw your engagement rings out the window and crawl towards your favourite podcast covering yet another Chestnut Springs novel - Powerless by Elsie Silver. There's a lot to see tonight, we've got your favourite friends to lovers sweetness, Jasper Cullen filling up roast turkeys and doing the renegade to your friends family trauma. Our FMC turns into an ikea flat pack and we forget how to function like normal humans because of our sweet broken man's filthy mouth. As always, you're welcome x

Welcome one & all to an encounter with three women going absolutely feral over one grumpy, fictional cowboy. Today we're covering Heartless by our lord and saviour Elsie Silver.  There may be mentions of semen slip & slides, pushing kids in pools & pizza sandwiches. Not only that but we're making Ellie extremely uncomfortable by reading all of the extremely filthy things that our MMC says, out loud, in your ears. You're welcome. Hold onto your cowboy hats and chaps, you're not ready for our filthy mouthed Daddy Cade.

Howdy partners. In a twist that we didn't really see coming, we are (as a collective) now buckle bunny's and we are taking you all with us.   That's right. Slap my ass in some chaps and call me M'AM because this week we start the sensational Chestnut springs series with Flawless by Elsie Silver. We learn about Briony's cowboy related trauma, the perks of whipped cream and you get bonus content in the form of explicit dirty talk from not only the MMC but your cohosts as we jump on the back of a bull and ride it all the way home to where we are brawling over who gets what brother. Are you surprised? We would hope not at this stage.  Music Reference: - Playlist is in the book you sexy beasts. Fan Art: - NIL which makes us sad.

Get yourself a sick tan and some new adidas sneakers and let's go to the Navarro cheer squad finals because this week your co-hosts are gasping in fantasy. It's time for Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros. We have got references to big black dragons, Joe from princess diaries, weaponised ejaculate coming from the bottom and Captain Jack Sparrow. We also meet new member of the super-hot-fictional-men-that-we-would-let-break-our-backs club.  NEW EPISODES WEEKLY. Music Reference: Devil I Know by Suki Waterhouse The Great War by Taylor Swift Fan Art: Castleintheskky Aokiart_ Llibiarts hachandraws Ajn_art Blueillusionart rosiethorns88 Emilia.mildner cludi_a_  Hmmr.art drsoaresrex

HELLO AND GOOD EVENING TO ALL THE GIRLS, GAYS AND THEYS. We are back from our mid year break and this weeks episode is on another LGBTQ rom com. AKA Astrid Parker Doesn't Fail by Ashley Herring Blake.  We can't wait for you to join us as we eat pray love our way from cancer and into a platonic sister love puddle. Among other things, this episode will feature obscure references to Bob the builder, the fashion icon that is Dangerfield, Jasper Cullen and Platonic sister love puddles. Slay. Music Reference: Sparks Fly by Taylor Swift (Taylors Version) (obvs) Fan Art: Beccapodos  Nkwiinter lenikauffman

NON-EPISODE EPISODE: Mid Year Catch Up Hello to all the girls, gays and they. We are rested, recuperated and ready to get up in your ear holes once more. That's right your favourite bookish sluts are back from mid year break. In this weeks mini episode we are catching up on what we have been reading and what you can expect from us over the next six months.

This week we are wrapping up pride month with the MM romance classic that is Red White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston. We have so many references to the English monarchy and American political system that you might mistake us for being civilised adults. But then Ellie gets unusual emotional and once again brings up the the Vanderpump Rules Reunion and you remember that we are fucking odd to say the least. ANYWAYS we are taking a couple of weeks off after this weeks episode but will be back soon with more nonsense. Music Reference: - Secret Love Song by Little Mix Fan Art: - C_leadraw - Kidovna - Chioink - Stardisnight - Vkelleyart

We're calling to our fellow Winchester girls, gays and theys, its time to delve into The Demons Bargain by Katee Robert. Buckle in, because Georgia's giving you sex-Ed on how to prep for demon penetration, Briony is explaining how our FMC sucks demon d**k like it's fettuccini & Ellie is left feeling extremely uncomfortable with this monster romance, mainly for the fact that this demon has horns for eyes and clawed feet.  Never fear though, because who can say no to a giant, shredded for Stereosonic, scary looking demon being weak when it comes to their vicious little witch and vowing death to all of her enemies??? AND LETTING US PEG THEM?!?! WE CAN'T!  New episode is live! 

Welcome one & all to the Gia & Briony drool over fictional women show! What better way to kick off Pride month than to read a cute & hilariously funny, gay romcom like Delilah Green Doesn't Care by Ashley Herring Blake? Your hosts going into great detail about the science of the side boob, the sweat gremlin side effects of beautiful tattoo'd women & try to beat the record of gay gasps in one episode. New episodes out weekly! Music References: • Be Your Man - G Flip • Wonderland - Taylor Swift Fanart: • Peaches.obviously • Laurennicoleart • nkwiinter • Sherlocked_avocado • beccapodos

Well it might not be December but this week we are getting surprisingly hole-y as we wrap up the final two books in the Mindfuck series. That's right - its time for All the Lies and Paint It All Red by S.T.Abby. Brace yourselves because this week we have obscure references to multiple childhood cartoons (aka Sonic the Hedgehog and Kim Possible) whilst also mentioning other moments of your childhood like Princess Diaries. I'd say make it make sense but I CAN'T MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. Anyways, new episodes out weekly. Music References: Down with the Sickness by Disturbed Little Girl Gone by Chinchilla Nameless by Stevie Howie Fan Art: calorethorn_arts  Ludwig.is.tired  Yasartpage Kloartz 

This week are not responsible for anything as we dive into these two stressful books, Sidetracked and Scarlet Angel by S.T.Abby aka books 2 and 3 in the series. Not only do we discuss a feminist batman ruining men physically, emotionally and financially, but we also watch Briony get reflux a she is so unsettled by the comparison in foreskin and chicken skin. There is also Dobby the house elf, Snoop Dogg and a bunch of cunt. What's new. As per usual please remember to check your trigger warnings for all of the books we cover. Although this series does not have triggers in the book itself, we highly recommend that you do your own research. Music Reference: Aimed to Kill by Jade leMac Vigilante Shit by Taylor Swift

Over the next few weeks your favourite podcast, A Book & A Bev, is getting down & dirty with the popular BookTok series, The Mindf*ck series by S.T Abby. This week we're covering book one, The Risk. This book is where we start uncovering the truth behind our FMC Lana, seek justice for Denise, get oddly turned on by our girl destroying men & Ellie provides you with female serial killer fun facts because we support women's rights & women's wrongs. Get ready for this absolute whirlwind of a series, we suggest you all Google your trigger warnings for this one, it's messy. New episodes every week

Strap in for the vampire joy ride of your life as this week we wrap up the Nightborn Duet with The Ashes and the Star Cursed King by Carissa Broadbent. We are in a state of distress and we can't tell if that's because of vampire shrek guarding his swamp that may or may not have made its way into a glass full of Raihn's ball sweat or, among other things,  Zombie Prince Phillip, Evil Elena Gilbert, or bean sprout bat wings. You decide. New episodes out weekly! Music Reference: From the Grave by James Arthur Fan art: Alicemariapower  Awesicle  Hachandraws  Alicia.mb.art  Bookishaveril  _katecherr_ Palinlineart

Well buckle up your lab coats because this week two thirds of the podcast cover the Star Wars fan fiction turned fluffy rom com that is the Love Hypothesis. And Ellie sits alone in the corner with her tits out to assist anyone with a flat tire. Don't ask questions because we don't have answers.  Join us as we compete in ready steady cook with Edward Cullen and that ranga called Jeremy. New episodes weekly on all podcasts platforms and YouTube. Be sure to check out bonus content on Instagram and TikTok.  Music Reference: Love Hypothesis playlists on Spotify. Fan Art: Lilithsaur on Tumblr aka NSFW Reylo fan art. You are welcome: https://lilithsaur.tumblr.com/

Welcome back to another episode where we go down under and dirty with this fang banger, The Serpent and the Wings of Night by Carissa Broadbent. Your hosts are dodging our FMC's squirting in chaps, Briony is confused on if we want to fuck our fictional dad, Ellie is making her children compete for her affection in the hunger games and Georgia is just minding her own business while we find out what happened to Bambi's mom. New episodes weekly on all podcasts platforms and YouTube. Be sure to check out bonus content on Instagram and TikTok.  Music Reference: Treacherous by Taylor Swift Fan Art: - Castleintheskky - Storywrappers - Cir.arts - Mageonduty - Lauri.arts  - Annahenriart  - Romantasyart  - Listening_stars_

Sorry.. did you say you wanted age gap romance? An older man who's financially stable? And…. A cum loofa? Well then look no further, this week A Book and A Bev are covering Penelope Douglas', Birthday Girl.  There's slip, slop, slapping, wet humping, Better Homes & Gardens, wet melons and vagina splinters. We all end up confused by the general Brady Bunch vibe at the end of the book but hey, who can say no to a financially stable and emotionally available older man?  New episodes weekly!  Music reference: Penelope Douglas' Book Playlist

Welcome everyone, to a podcast you may or may not be offended by.  This week your hosts are talking about demon children, different types of tacos and biting headboards while we cover Verity by Colleen Hoover. Were we distressed? Were we confused? Were we questioning the thought process of every single character in this book? The answers are all yes.  We're looking into antics with coat hangers, salt licking evil children, bop-it sex & being skewered like a kabab… how did we get here? Stay tuned to find out!   Music Reference:  Mastermind by Taylor Swift 

Your hosts Georgia, Briony and Ellie are back this week with a Q&A episode answering all your burnings questions. We have gone through the archives and pulled together some of our best (questionable) work for your enjoyment. If you thought our normal episodes were unhinged... Find us on Tik Tok, Instagram and YouTube @abookandabev

Welcome to our first Dark Romance novella! That's right, we're discussing the ins and outs of squirting, knife play, penis piercings while we cover The Dare by Harley Laroux! Your hosts get up close and personal with spread labias, consuming semen and getting flemmy, your hooha being used as a wax melt, being filled like a gas tank, coughing up ‘children' and somehow still manage to mention Jesus in Mary's womb… questions are asked and answers are rarely given. Tune in Wednesday at 7pm (ACDT). Music reference: - Freak on a Leash by Korn Fanart: - @puhnatsson (our MMCs)

Oh baby - this week we are ready to be exclusive with Icebreaker by Hannah Grace. We've got Ellie awkwardly reading you hardcore smut, a weirdly timed reference to Georgia's Yr 12 Drama class and Briony is trying to give you your 13th reason with non-stop references to the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. You're welcome. Of course it wouldn't be an episode of A Book and A Bev without your cohosts trying to become sister wives for Henry Cavill but we are sure you expected nothing less. Music Reference: Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift Fan Art: Miss.sketched Read_and_repeat And of course (peep the Tessa Virtue and Scott Muir routine or we can't be friends) https://youtu.be/wOEKdWrtz6U 

We are bleeding love all over the floor Leona Lewis style, raw dogging our brothers in Christ and going into our most emo of emo phases with some Arkemical romance.  Join the girls as they discuss book two in Jay Kristoff's Nevernight series, Godsgrave.   Music Reference:  - HOLY FVCK album by Demi Lovato   Fan Art:  @Polarts_  @Gonzalom.art  @Morgana0anagrom  @Damien.in.the.den for @atouchofmagicdesigns   @Adamar.art  @Nanfe1789   Find us on TikTok, Instagram and Youtube  @abookandabev ​

Suns out, bare bums are out. It's time for book two in the Bridge Kingdom series by Danielle Jensen aka the Traitor Queen. Sick. Join your cohosts Briony, Ellie and Georgia as the err to the side of anal, take a ride on Jack Black the camel, encounter a bare baboon butt in the wild and discover our FMC's love for screaming during coitus. Noice. Also shout out to Koala's with STD's. Music reference: Haunted by Taylor Swift Fan art: Nataliebernardart Dominiquewesson Salteas

Your favourite book gals are back taking on the literary classic that is Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon. There's discussion of world leaders, lizard people, double pronged appendages and an instructional “how not to guide” for those needing guidance with the female anatomy. Listen along with the girls as they fall in love with the giant, blue, ribbed alien and the fluffiest of romance tails… If you want a music reference just listen to the Avatar soundtrack. Fan Art: Celinelavenart Doodlingdoe Elizianna.the.one

Welcome to one of our most diabolical episodes yet. We are finishing up the series with Kingdom of the Feared by Kerri Maniscalco. Are we happy about it? No. Did we still do the episode? Yes. You are welcome. There are versions of floorboards, high school musical, a questionable amount of tight penetration and a girl in who 20's having the misplaced confidence of a middle aged white man. If that doesn't make any sense well just wait until you read the book. As they say, as above so below. Musical Reference: High School Musical (again don't ask) Fan Art: Jemlin_C The.sketching.hour Alexandraczerw_art Georgia's hand drawn sketch

Welcome back!!! We're so grateful to all of our listeners and to say our thanks, we're back with a NEW SEASON OF A BOOK AND A BEV!! And what a better way to start off than with the heart breaker herself, Colleen Hoover. That's right, very fittingly, we're covering It Starts With Us. We're treating Ellie like the dirty street rat she is by forcing all the feelings down her throat. We discussing Lily & Atlas finally getting their time, squirting out children, then drowning them in breastmilk & Henry Cavill being shirtless… again. There's also an unfortunate mention of a book that discusses having coitus with someone's eye socket and a metal rod being used to do inappropriate things. You're welcome! Ellie's music References: - Hell or High Water by Billy Raffoul - She Used to be Mine by Sarah Bareilles

HAPPY 2023 BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! We're kickstarting our year with the FINALE of Kingdom of Ash. No one said this final episode would be pretty, we're dealing with the sun baby from Telletubbies, maeves burn book & step up 12, the final dance battle. We're taking a short break after being broken by the Throne of Glass series. We'll be back at the beginning of Feb for more of your FAVOURITE content

Welcome to our second to last episode of A Book and A Bev for 2022! We're going out with a bang covering our third part in the KOA marathon. This week we cover a variety of traumatic aspects of KOA, from tiny wyvern whores, shitting in catapults, Lorcan tap dancing morse-code on Elides vag, giant men with wackamole penises and to top of it, a special mention to our old pal Aston Kutcher. Everyone gets lots of snaps this week everyone snaps Next week is our last episode for the year! We'll be back at the end of January 2023 Music Reference: The Story of Us - T Swizzle Fan Art: - Starscrapers - Paintfaery - Dominiquewesson - Mellendraws - Dianadworak - Nabooksart - Tloczuss - Isabellamhsmith - Emilia.mildner

Well we really wish we could tell you that we pulled it together for this episode but in unsurprising news...we did not. Its part two of Kingdom of Ash by Sarah J Maas. We have references to Queen Elsa aka King Dorian, a shout out to the only female prime minister in Australian history, Aelin living her best life on a flamingo floatie and an honourable mention to the tent that is Yrene's flaps. We know. None of that makes sense. Anyways tune in next week for part 3. MUSIC REFERENCE: Cults + Offering - Gilded Lily FAN ART: Theclever.crow Ilik_art Mellenddraws Bloodydamnit

No one is emotionally prepared for this weeks trauma bomb. You've been warned. We would like to say that this episode is one of our more serious ones, given the circumstances, but that would be a lie. We bring you trauma, pain, elderly men with dry skin, Rowan's inability to function at a bare minimum & Elide wiping his ass with Lorcans shirt. We don't know how we got here - how we'll continue on - but you're already too far in to back out now. New episodes out every Wednesday! Song References: - Paper Crown by Alec Benjamin - Rescue by Lauren Daigle Fan Art: - Snowarox - its wibell_art - Lexaarts_ - Morgana0anagrom - Emsdrawsthings - Nyqxxs - Mistilteinn.art

Welcome back to another episode of your most depraved book podcast. This week we are wrapping up Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas. From Chaol's third leg (which doubles as a pogo stick), followed up by the unholy trinity of problematic men, and finishing off with a very unfortunate encounter with a duvet - we hope you will stick around. Don't forget to rate whenever you listen to us, and tune in every week on Wednesdays at 7pm

Strap in for a short, sharp and shiny episode as we cover part 2 of Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas. It's a surprisingly aggressive episode given we discuss a book about emotional and physical healing. Briony nearly gets into a brawl over Nesryn's singing ability, Ellie is on a rampage to destroy everything related to stale lettuce and Georgia is actually encouraging petty theft by stealing peoples socks. Anyways tune in next week for part 3 of Tower of Dawn. New explicit episodes out weekly!

Tune in for this weeks episode of A Book and A Bev where we take a magic carpet ride to Antica as we cover part 1 of Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas. Your co-hosts butcher ever name in sight while also horrifically ruining our association with a childhood toy. We also meet some more fictional men that blow our socks off (shout out to Sartaq) while stale lettuce controls to roll out of our good books. New episodes out weekly!

Your favourite podcast is back this week covering the final part of Empire of Storms by Sarah J Maas. Turning into Kylie Jenner this week, we're experiencing things. We experience Elides giant baps hiding secret locks, the possibility of a Rowaelin Only Fans, milking cows and waxing dick shafts. Just to top it off, we experience the trauma of this one sentence - “WHERE IS MY WIFE?” Your girls are left asking one question.. WHY SARAH?! New episodes weekly! Music reference: Midnight Rain - T Swift Wildest Dreams - T Swift Cardigan - T Swift Fan art: Rachelhanke27 Nikki_art.books Cebanart Castleinthesky Dianadworak Diana.dresmart Charliebowater Madscofield Mellendraws Giannyfili Sallteas Dominquewesson

Welcome back to another episode of your favourite podcast as we dive into one of our favourite books. It's part two of Empire of Storms. We join the rare and fascinating Aelin and her a scooby gang of exceptionally attractive companions as they go full Pirates of the Caribbean in Skulls Bay. There's Taylor Swift, a huge shout out to Elides huge Baps, Camp Rock. We also FINALLY encounter Rowan's velvet wrapped steal as they go head to head with Greenpeace and designate the ecosystem of Skulls Bay. Part 3 out next week!

This episode goes out to the girls, gays and they's. Your cohosts add EVEN MORE fictional characters to their thirst list as we cover Empire of Storms by Sarah J Maas. From Dorian wearing some havianas to Ilken scene girls, this episode is bound to take an unexpected trip to Skulls Bay with the Aelin and the gang. Honestly expect the unexpected but you knew that already. New episodes out weekly!

We are back to live laugh love our way through for part 2 of Queen of Shadows by Sarah J Maas. Strap on your bonnets and brace yourselves, your hosts are slightly more sober than normal and yet we are still fully committing to graphic and public displays of extra curricular activities with fictional men. What's new. We discuss Dorians demon d*ck Richard, demon Steven and his 8 prongs, magical muff monsters and an alarming amount of motivational quotes. New episodes weekly. Music reference: Monsters by Ruelle Fan art: * Alicemariapower * Mftfernandez * Niru.skyart * Emsdrawsthings * Dominquewesson

Welcome back to the land of Throne of Glass! We're 5 books in now - how are we feeling? (*loud sobs*). Good, that's right where we want you - right in time for our MUSICAL EPISODE, Queen of Shadows part 1! That's right, Our main G is back for vengeance, this time it's partially without our hot fae male which we're all extremely distressed about. There's no need to fret though because we've got enough musical references to make you want to rip your ears off and we've also got mentions of….. ginger pubes??? We'd say expect the unexpected but at this rate… are you surprised? We're live on all podcast networks

Cowboy dildo's, Gay Cows and Lightening Vagine (Bloopers 2) We're apologising in advance for missing your usual episode this week. But never fear, we have a bloopers episode for you! These bloopers are full of us being drunk, messy and talking a whole lot of shit. Buckle in for gay cows, the vampire diaries, dad dogs & weird mentions of asparagus…. Do you expect anything less at this point?? We'll be back with Queen of Shadows next week!

We jump straight back to Erilea with this weeks episode covering The Assassins Blade by Sarah J Maas. From the the unusual description of chickens, to the references to sh*ting seamen and coping with trauma by using interpretive dance - we hope you enjoy this dive into the back story of Celaena. We also finally find out the full details of everything Sam Cortland and decide that we are not afraid to be traumatised by SJM again. Ellies T Swift Reference: Fearless (we're sorry in advance) Fan Art: @cre.art.live @snowarox @madschfield @paintfaery @cebanart @gonzalom.art @aliciamariepower @mellendraws