Bloviators Podcast

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Two Canadians and a Brit speaking their minds about current events.

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    • Jun 28, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 3m AVG DURATION
    • 73 EPISODES


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    A Royal Canadian Mounted Conspiracy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2020 37:23


    This week we talk about a Maclean's article linking the Nova Scotia shooter with the RCMP, pandemic fatigue, space pants, sushi diuretics, and dying alone. Please share and give a 5 star on itunes so we can land a 100 million with spotify. That makes no sense.  bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Trial By Combat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2020 57:30


    This week we discuss trial by combat, our murder criteria, being ride or die, porn star shamans, a weekend at Phil's, water sports, the gag reflex, and how much Mike loves heights.

    Reunited

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2020 53:01


    Join us as finally we meet up in person around the table at Prince Rupert Studios. We recap our adventures in quarantimes, our latest weight loss competition, isolation introspection,  and our plans moving forward.  So happy the Zoom era is over. bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Bleach

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 38:44


    Join us for another quarantimes remote edition of The Bloviators as we discuss the finest in athletic achievements, the POTUS's groundbreaking medical advice, and how to most efficiently kill golfers.  

    The Bank Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2020 35:52


    Catching up from isolation, and pondering the misuse and consequences of mixing sorcery and crime.

    Quarantimes 2: The Semen Bandolier

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 28:17


    The second in our series of remote podcasts from quarantimes, with entirely too many tails of inappropriate behavior from supermarket customers. From lickers to stickers, people are gross.

    Quarantimes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 32:21


    Consider this a test of the emergency podcast system. A bit of a catch-up while we figure out the software to podcast remotely. Hear how we're keeping busy and why you should stock up on condoms.

    Plague Doctors

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 65:32


    Dave has returned from abroad just in time to discuss our impending doom and to share dispatches from Hong Kong and Tokyo. We also discuss Korn masks, Dave's psychic powers, gifts from Fireman Dan, and a possible country music project.  

    The Sign

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2020 66:21


    Mike and Shane ruin the 90's by uncovering the hidden messages from one of the biggest acts of that time. They also discuss the weirdness of horses, Klingon related crimes, covid-19, and doomsday preps.  

    Bloviating Down Under

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2020 53:47


    Intrepid reporter abroad Dave Jones sits down with Father, Videographer, and Firefighter Extraordinaire Dan Green to talk bush fires, photography, Canada's terrible coffee, and Japan. Check out Dan's awesome Instagram: @envy_digital As mentioned in the episode: @kindredcoffeeaus Comments: bloviatorspod@gmail.com  

    Vagiators

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 37:16


    In this special estrogenic episode, Ashley and Sam discuss vagina scented candles, masturbatory portals to hell, perineum tanning, visits from grandma, kings of bingo, standard Winnipeg car fires, and a quick Q&A.

    Nobody Panic We're All Gonna Die

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2020 71:16


    This week the Sophisticated One is joined by the 2019 BFFL Champ Gilles. They discuss how the me too movement has yet to crack into the world of canines, the corona-virus outbreak in China, the Canadian donuts controversy, and an amazing prank. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    The Essential Brett Katchick

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2020 76:31


    Award losing reporter abroad Dave Jones catches up with the U.K.'s finest firefighter, Brett Katchick. They discuss the secret Freemason plot to put out Australian bush fires, specialized firefighter training, sports too dangerous for firefighters, and horrendous road accidents. Of course Dave manages to mock the disabled somewhere in there too. Link to Brett's fire hall page: https://www.facebook.com/LFRSCDonington/ Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    The Acid Sniper

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2020 42:41


    In our first podcast of 2020, we discuss the Iran fiasco, mammaries of Australia, scenarios for fathers of daughters, sex work, being fat again, excrement attacks, and the acid sniper. You know, the news. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    U.K. Field Report: Catching Up With James

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2019 65:22


    This episode is this winter's first field report from intrepid journalist abroad Dave Jones with former MMA fighter and current teacher James Hurrell. These classy Brits  discuss the current teaching environment, just punishments for cardigan theft, disco elbow, updates on James' hand, multifaith toilets, cutting edge medical experiments, and recent fight card results. There's an impressive fart too. Recorded via mobile hand recorder.

    Dork Side Of The Force

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2019 67:47


    In the nerdiest episode ever, we discuss The Mandalorian, Star Wars, Disney Plus, Pixar and other nerd stuff. There's probably spoilers, including the spoiling of our reputations as men. So be it.  This is the way.

    The P.A. Is On Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2019 63:32


    In our last episode with Dave before he flees to the U.K for a few months, we talk about pre-fight jitters, burning P.A.'s, the black cock tote, avoiding people, Brett nearly dying from waxing, and how patience is key. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    A Victor Emerges

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2019 45:51


    This week we crown the 2019 Bloviators Big Fat Fucking Loser! We also talk about stir sticks, union muffins, caucuses, a week in flin flon, the negrotiator, Dave's big upcoming interviews, unlucky charms, and eating meat for your health.   Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    The Criminal Element

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 56:51


    This week we discuss Mike's upcoming manzillion, Sober October acts of sabotage, gaps in prison security, a sit down with Eddie Hall, still being Jar'd, Rich The Bottle Killer, organized crime, bottle kids, and dubious headlines. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Tales Of The Unexplained

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 56:37


    Bargain Basement Bloviator Gilles joins us for strange tales of psychic powers, haunted houses, alien camps, and 13 days of starvation.   Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    A Tubby Reunion

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2019 75:44


    Mike is back from fighting the power with tales of his adventures! The weight loss challenge is recapped and discussed before the Great Sober Octoblizzard blew out the power in the building for 53 hours. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Old Timey Executions

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2019 58:06


    This week we talk about Dave the dog whisperer, David Fravor, Japanese supremacy, jury duty, prison ball, $50 million in ostrich eggs, and old timey executions.   complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Clepto Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 45:06


    Coming at you at 2/3rds power, this week we update you on the Manitoba Podfest, Clepto Girl, Alien Blood, Ramskull's first show in a year, and Ari Shaffir's complete disregard for your feelings. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    The Outbreak Begins

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 78:14


    In addition to our normal nonsense, this week you get to hear Mike's body shut down in real time! Don't worry, we sort out Prime Minister Blackface for you. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Tool Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 76:12


    This episode our heroes discuss the new Tool album, bad experiences with neighbors here and in Australia (Dave's home country), and why you probably shouldn't accuse Mr. Dearman of theft. Episode is a few days late mainly because Shane is useless. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Everyone Is On Steroids

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2019 67:38


    This week for some reason we talked about sports. Andrew Luck, injuries, changing sports over time, steroids and PED's. Also: Ronnie Ladobruk is better than you, old man bodies, ramping up to October's competition, and Dave's sincere belief that Shane only eats cheeseburgers, Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    A Podcast In The Dark

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 50:00


    Due to a power outage, this episode was recorded via battery operated Zoom recorder, candle light, and the seat of our pants. Since the prepared material was on a dead computer, the conversation was pretty random. We talk spiders, weaponized ticks, genetic targeting, self destruction, Tim Kennedy death squads, hoople heads, and beard miracles. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Animal Planet

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2019 63:16


    An old school, tangential episode. Camping with horses, wolves, and bears. Octopi, attack squirrels, gimp suits, pool floats and honeydew not. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Bobby Lazers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2019 68:56


    Season two has arrived with a (big) bang! Join us as we turn our expertise on the riveting story of Bob Lazar, who claims to have worked for the U.S. Government back engineering U.F.O.'s in the deserts of Nevada in the 1980's. We dive deep into his back story, address the criticisms, and come to sound scientific conclusions as you would expect from the brightest minds in podcasting - The Bloviators. "Special" guest host Gilles Lamontagne joins us in the studio, and leaves us a better man for it. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com  

    Logan's Run

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2019 79:33


    This week we discuss how fathers day is bullshit, stealing wives, Logan and the house fire, Elon news, Mike's palaeontology career, and oral exorcism. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Singularity Jones

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2019 48:49


    Dave and Shane bloviate at 2/3 power due to rescheduling and sick children, but don't worry, it's still nonsense.  We touch on Dave's collapsing chest, desert survival, Brett's hair, favorite diseases, genetics, Pepsi deprivation syndrome, Girl Guide cookie crimes, cops, military athletes, and metal work. Mike will be back to increasualize us back to full power in a few days. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Definitely Not A Hernia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 75:34


    After a week off due to Dave's shattered constitution, we return with tales of blackmail, mustaches, surprisingly not being sponsored by beard and brawn or third and bird, spouse testing and nutty pictures, mikes twitter tips, ape rape, deadwood, meth again, poop troop, recycling, and zip guns. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    The Unstealable Gnome

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2019 65:55


    We cleaned up the sound. Sorry about the bullshit. Sex is weird sometimes, t.v. doctors suck, drive through Mensa test with dad jokes and bad puns, fast food crimes, bitch boots and bridge burning, sammiches, unstealable gnome, heists, cop tales, this week in meth, mini golf challenge. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Playing Favorites

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2019 80:27


    Godsmack and Volbeat, a worst of list, Denver does mushrooms, weed and guns and crime, light pollution, playing favorites, extreme burping and childhood food torture.   complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Fat Drink Of Water

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2019 81:19


    Fat shaming, hair jam and feemasons, summit gorroat, hollywood meats, trans lifter, supervision, vampire facials,philipino sleeper cells, double trouble, parents just dont understand, getting away with murder. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Technologically Gifted

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2019 43:16


    This episode is a little short, because we lost a chunk when the laptop crashed. The first half was still pretty fun though, so here it is! Concerts, Keegans wild style, Garth Brooks is bae, Vince Neil is terrible,we suck at tech, hecklers, and celebrity fellatio. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Beards and Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2019 55:37


    Porn tales,musical tampons,balls and beards,turtle power,the bee lady, raybans, and why we will never be sponsored by kijiji. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Serious Business

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2019 44:35


    In this episode we discuss the bottle lamp dick, the demise of music trader, business sense, Mike Mason shooting up the Windsor, and an upcoming intensive study on breast implants. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Contagion Jones

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2019 44:07


    Space bitches, martian mushrooms, a kidnapping in Winnipeg, meth tales and the real drug problem, an unfortunate allergy, and the syphon champs.   complains: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    The Nuclear Playroom

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2019 67:13


    The nuclear playroom, tuition, growling and mistakes, copywrong, getting out of work, planning ahead, the hipster effect, for the record. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    The Dryhumphal Return

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2019 48:19


    Dave has returned from overseas adventures, so we all sat down for a quick catch-up. A nice chunk of this podcast was lost due to computer failure, but this is some low budget podcasting so it is what it is. Travel tales, vaginal exfoliation, rectal meth, keto crotch, an Elon update, and those damned one percenters.   complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Australian Field Report Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2019 142:09


    Dave sits down with Australians Jeremy Schepemaker and Ian Luke to discuss drop bears, serial killers and karaoke, if hot dog is Spanish for hot dog, NBA weirdness, the lameness of american strip clubs, rent-a-tent, skid romance, and anthropology. Basically the greatest love story ever told. Instagram: @bloviators  @dogface_one (Jeremy) Ian is on Facebook under Ian EazyRawthentic Luke complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Australian Field Report Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2019 109:03


    Dave sits down with Aussie race car driver Joey Mawson and trainer/pugilist Shane Pidoto to talk racing, fighting, kids today and ladies with boy parts. check out these swell instagram links for more: @bloviators @joeymawson @chapelfitness complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Enemies of The Elderly

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2019 74:56


    Ghost raccoons, disrespecting your elders, dropping bombs, cheez-it wars, the non smoking section, barbershop talk, making Montana Canadian, and Chinese super villains.  complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    Filthy Animals

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 89:03


    Bears, zoos, peak before you leak, apply glitter, valentines day death parties, jar of lies, don't hide the mango, and sorry Mrs. Dearman (I am for real). complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    U.K. Field Report Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2019 48:27


    The final U.K. episode, covering the royal car crash, the four horsemen, zippy, dumb things, bar fights, bowling snacks, and professional British voice acting. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    The Prodigal Beard Returns

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2019 77:22


    Mike's back from Vegas, Cosby Crisps, roaches, cannibal goth girls, millionaire problems, death of the one night stand, Shooter the prophet, Colin Hanks is BAE, ten year challenge conspiracy, semen injections, zika meth, and drinking laws. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    U.K Field Report Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2019 143:54


    Head European Correspondent Dave Jones discusses the transition from professional basketball to MMA with James Hurrell. Episode covers basketball beginnings, parking lot porn scripts, sexual chocolate, fur coat surprises, healthy farts, championships, brain damage, getting into MMA, cutting weight, and PEDs background noises provided by Hugo the dog. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    REUPLOAD The Boys Who Cried Coywolf

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2019 47:24


    This episode was recorded with only the finest Canadian ingredients, completely free of gross British junk. Coywolves, genetic engineering, stealthing, and vaginal powerlifting. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    REUPLOAD U.K Field Report Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2018 61:22


    Bloviators Head European Correspondent Dave Jones checks in with an interview from the back of a Volkswagen Caddie Van. Brett Katchick discusses his time as a firefighter and farts at least twice. Be forewarned, some subject matter is a little grim. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

    A Bloviators Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2018 45:33


    A special holiday extravaganza from ya bois The Bloviators!  Molly Salts (a christmeth story), a classic double cross, consoles, tiger force, insufferable spoiled little Mike, gift wrapped divorce papers, and Dave gets foiled again! complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com  

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