Bloviators Podcast

This week we talk about a Maclean's article linking the Nova Scotia shooter with the RCMP, pandemic fatigue, space pants, sushi diuretics, and dying alone. Please share and give a 5 star on itunes so we can land a 100 million with spotify. That makes no sense.  bloviatorspod@gmail.com

This week we discuss trial by combat, our murder criteria, being ride or die, porn star shamans, a weekend at Phil's, water sports, the gag reflex, and how much Mike loves heights.

Join us as finally we meet up in person around the table at Prince Rupert Studios. We recap our adventures in quarantimes, our latest weight loss competition, isolation introspection,  and our plans moving forward.  So happy the Zoom era is over. bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Join us for another quarantimes remote edition of The Bloviators as we discuss the finest in athletic achievements, the POTUS's groundbreaking medical advice, and how to most efficiently kill golfers.  

Catching up from isolation, and pondering the misuse and consequences of mixing sorcery and crime.

The second in our series of remote podcasts from quarantimes, with entirely too many tails of inappropriate behavior from supermarket customers. From lickers to stickers, people are gross.

Consider this a test of the emergency podcast system. A bit of a catch-up while we figure out the software to podcast remotely. Hear how we're keeping busy and why you should stock up on condoms.

Dave has returned from abroad just in time to discuss our impending doom and to share dispatches from Hong Kong and Tokyo. We also discuss Korn masks, Dave's psychic powers, gifts from Fireman Dan, and a possible country music project.  

Mike and Shane ruin the 90's by uncovering the hidden messages from one of the biggest acts of that time. They also discuss the weirdness of horses, Klingon related crimes, covid-19, and doomsday preps.  

Intrepid reporter abroad Dave Jones sits down with Father, Videographer, and Firefighter Extraordinaire Dan Green to talk bush fires, photography, Canada's terrible coffee, and Japan. Check out Dan's awesome Instagram: @envy_digital As mentioned in the episode: @kindredcoffeeaus Comments: bloviatorspod@gmail.com  

In this special estrogenic episode, Ashley and Sam discuss vagina scented candles, masturbatory portals to hell, perineum tanning, visits from grandma, kings of bingo, standard Winnipeg car fires, and a quick Q&A.

This week the Sophisticated One is joined by the 2019 BFFL Champ Gilles. They discuss how the me too movement has yet to crack into the world of canines, the corona-virus outbreak in China, the Canadian donuts controversy, and an amazing prank. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Award losing reporter abroad Dave Jones catches up with the U.K.'s finest firefighter, Brett Katchick. They discuss the secret Freemason plot to put out Australian bush fires, specialized firefighter training, sports too dangerous for firefighters, and horrendous road accidents. Of course Dave manages to mock the disabled somewhere in there too. Link to Brett's fire hall page: https://www.facebook.com/LFRSCDonington/ Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

In our first podcast of 2020, we discuss the Iran fiasco, mammaries of Australia, scenarios for fathers of daughters, sex work, being fat again, excrement attacks, and the acid sniper. You know, the news. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

This episode is this winter's first field report from intrepid journalist abroad Dave Jones with former MMA fighter and current teacher James Hurrell. These classy Brits  discuss the current teaching environment, just punishments for cardigan theft, disco elbow, updates on James' hand, multifaith toilets, cutting edge medical experiments, and recent fight card results. There's an impressive fart too. Recorded via mobile hand recorder.

In the nerdiest episode ever, we discuss The Mandalorian, Star Wars, Disney Plus, Pixar and other nerd stuff. There's probably spoilers, including the spoiling of our reputations as men. So be it.  This is the way.

In our last episode with Dave before he flees to the U.K for a few months, we talk about pre-fight jitters, burning P.A.'s, the black cock tote, avoiding people, Brett nearly dying from waxing, and how patience is key. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

This week we crown the 2019 Bloviators Big Fat Fucking Loser! We also talk about stir sticks, union muffins, caucuses, a week in flin flon, the negrotiator, Dave's big upcoming interviews, unlucky charms, and eating meat for your health.   Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

This week we discuss Mike's upcoming manzillion, Sober October acts of sabotage, gaps in prison security, a sit down with Eddie Hall, still being Jar'd, Rich The Bottle Killer, organized crime, bottle kids, and dubious headlines. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Bargain Basement Bloviator Gilles joins us for strange tales of psychic powers, haunted houses, alien camps, and 13 days of starvation.   Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Mike is back from fighting the power with tales of his adventures! The weight loss challenge is recapped and discussed before the Great Sober Octoblizzard blew out the power in the building for 53 hours. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

This week we talk about Dave the dog whisperer, David Fravor, Japanese supremacy, jury duty, prison ball, $50 million in ostrich eggs, and old timey executions.   complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Coming at you at 2/3rds power, this week we update you on the Manitoba Podfest, Clepto Girl, Alien Blood, Ramskull's first show in a year, and Ari Shaffir's complete disregard for your feelings. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

In addition to our normal nonsense, this week you get to hear Mike's body shut down in real time! Don't worry, we sort out Prime Minister Blackface for you. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

This episode our heroes discuss the new Tool album, bad experiences with neighbors here and in Australia (Dave's home country), and why you probably shouldn't accuse Mr. Dearman of theft. Episode is a few days late mainly because Shane is useless. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

This week for some reason we talked about sports. Andrew Luck, injuries, changing sports over time, steroids and PED's. Also: Ronnie Ladobruk is better than you, old man bodies, ramping up to October's competition, and Dave's sincere belief that Shane only eats cheeseburgers, Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Due to a power outage, this episode was recorded via battery operated Zoom recorder, candle light, and the seat of our pants. Since the prepared material was on a dead computer, the conversation was pretty random. We talk spiders, weaponized ticks, genetic targeting, self destruction, Tim Kennedy death squads, hoople heads, and beard miracles. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

An old school, tangential episode. Camping with horses, wolves, and bears. Octopi, attack squirrels, gimp suits, pool floats and honeydew not. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Season two has arrived with a (big) bang! Join us as we turn our expertise on the riveting story of Bob Lazar, who claims to have worked for the U.S. Government back engineering U.F.O.'s in the deserts of Nevada in the 1980's. We dive deep into his back story, address the criticisms, and come to sound scientific conclusions as you would expect from the brightest minds in podcasting - The Bloviators. "Special" guest host Gilles Lamontagne joins us in the studio, and leaves us a better man for it. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com  

This week we discuss how fathers day is bullshit, stealing wives, Logan and the house fire, Elon news, Mike's palaeontology career, and oral exorcism. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Dave and Shane bloviate at 2/3 power due to rescheduling and sick children, but don't worry, it's still nonsense.  We touch on Dave's collapsing chest, desert survival, Brett's hair, favorite diseases, genetics, Pepsi deprivation syndrome, Girl Guide cookie crimes, cops, military athletes, and metal work. Mike will be back to increasualize us back to full power in a few days. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

After a week off due to Dave's shattered constitution, we return with tales of blackmail, mustaches, surprisingly not being sponsored by beard and brawn or third and bird, spouse testing and nutty pictures, mikes twitter tips, ape rape, deadwood, meth again, poop troop, recycling, and zip guns. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

We cleaned up the sound. Sorry about the bullshit. Sex is weird sometimes, t.v. doctors suck, drive through Mensa test with dad jokes and bad puns, fast food crimes, bitch boots and bridge burning, sammiches, unstealable gnome, heists, cop tales, this week in meth, mini golf challenge. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Godsmack and Volbeat, a worst of list, Denver does mushrooms, weed and guns and crime, light pollution, playing favorites, extreme burping and childhood food torture.   complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Fat shaming, hair jam and feemasons, summit gorroat, hollywood meats, trans lifter, supervision, vampire facials,philipino sleeper cells, double trouble, parents just dont understand, getting away with murder. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

This episode is a little short, because we lost a chunk when the laptop crashed. The first half was still pretty fun though, so here it is! Concerts, Keegans wild style, Garth Brooks is bae, Vince Neil is terrible,we suck at tech, hecklers, and celebrity fellatio. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Porn tales,musical tampons,balls and beards,turtle power,the bee lady, raybans, and why we will never be sponsored by kijiji. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

In this episode we discuss the bottle lamp dick, the demise of music trader, business sense, Mike Mason shooting up the Windsor, and an upcoming intensive study on breast implants. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Space bitches, martian mushrooms, a kidnapping in Winnipeg, meth tales and the real drug problem, an unfortunate allergy, and the syphon champs.   complains: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

The nuclear playroom, tuition, growling and mistakes, copywrong, getting out of work, planning ahead, the hipster effect, for the record. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Dave has returned from overseas adventures, so we all sat down for a quick catch-up. A nice chunk of this podcast was lost due to computer failure, but this is some low budget podcasting so it is what it is. Travel tales, vaginal exfoliation, rectal meth, keto crotch, an Elon update, and those damned one percenters.   complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Dave sits down with Australians Jeremy Schepemaker and Ian Luke to discuss drop bears, serial killers and karaoke, if hot dog is Spanish for hot dog, NBA weirdness, the lameness of american strip clubs, rent-a-tent, skid romance, and anthropology. Basically the greatest love story ever told. Instagram: @bloviators  @dogface_one (Jeremy) Ian is on Facebook under Ian EazyRawthentic Luke complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Dave sits down with Aussie race car driver Joey Mawson and trainer/pugilist Shane Pidoto to talk racing, fighting, kids today and ladies with boy parts. check out these swell instagram links for more: @bloviators @joeymawson @chapelfitness complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Ghost raccoons, disrespecting your elders, dropping bombs, cheez-it wars, the non smoking section, barbershop talk, making Montana Canadian, and Chinese super villains.  complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Bears, zoos, peak before you leak, apply glitter, valentines day death parties, jar of lies, don't hide the mango, and sorry Mrs. Dearman (I am for real). complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

The final U.K. episode, covering the royal car crash, the four horsemen, zippy, dumb things, bar fights, bowling snacks, and professional British voice acting. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Mike's back from Vegas, Cosby Crisps, roaches, cannibal goth girls, millionaire problems, death of the one night stand, Shooter the prophet, Colin Hanks is BAE, ten year challenge conspiracy, semen injections, zika meth, and drinking laws. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Head European Correspondent Dave Jones discusses the transition from professional basketball to MMA with James Hurrell. Episode covers basketball beginnings, parking lot porn scripts, sexual chocolate, fur coat surprises, healthy farts, championships, brain damage, getting into MMA, cutting weight, and PEDs background noises provided by Hugo the dog. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

This episode was recorded with only the finest Canadian ingredients, completely free of gross British junk. Coywolves, genetic engineering, stealthing, and vaginal powerlifting. complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

Bloviators Head European Correspondent Dave Jones checks in with an interview from the back of a Volkswagen Caddie Van. Brett Katchick discusses his time as a firefighter and farts at least twice. Be forewarned, some subject matter is a little grim. Complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com

A special holiday extravaganza from ya bois The Bloviators!  Molly Salts (a christmeth story), a classic double cross, consoles, tiger force, insufferable spoiled little Mike, gift wrapped divorce papers, and Dave gets foiled again! complaints: bloviatorspod@gmail.com