One's a Duck and one's a Beaver! Dirt and Sprague bring a smart and relatable perspective to the day's hot stories, leading the next generation of sports talk hosts.

Do the Blazers have a Clingan issue? in case you forgot about the coach beef to be settled this weekend...there is no unbiased college football analysis left on TV, and are we excited for this player to get back on the NFL field?

Dirt lays out how he would put the CFB Playoff Bracket together if the season ended today...is he smarter than the committee?

Dirt releases his latest Dirty Poll, and explains why it's time for Automatic Qualifiers for the conferences in the CFP instead of this free for all, plus if your team scored 91 but lost by 81 what's the postgame speech like...and mercy rules in youth sports.

Raking leaves and washing your own car to start the show as our hosts are 78 years old today! Sprague has some notes for the producers of Ducks vs. Them...now what do the Mavericks do after firing Nico, and is Travis Hunter done being a two-way player?

Is Shaedon about ready to go on a tear...does Splitter need to slow it down with such a short bench, plus we dive deep into the Male Sack, and we answer the poll question.

The Homie, host of Locked on Blazers, Mike Richman returns to the Ticker with thoughts on the buzzer beating loss at Orlando, Is Shaedon finally healthy and ready to ball out.

Why can't Jedd Fisch convince anyone he's staying put in Seattle? Dirt is disgusted with another PDX carpet Blazers City jersey...the Homie, Mike Richman, hops on the Ticker to discuss the Blazers heartbreak in Orlando and the hope that Shaedon is about to go on a tear.

Blazers got 'Baned', everyone starting to take shots at Notre Dame, if coaches don't care about playing them is it time for the Irish to join a conference? Plus, the Mavs are firing Nico, what do they have to do to get things back on track?

All the statistical oddities and anomalies from Week 10 of the NFL season.

The roller coaster that is coaching youth sports...was that great defense or crappy offense Monday Night and NFL Factoids.

What the hell was that Bills...Is Dan Lanning calling offensive plays for the Lions a thing, and other musings from the NFL weekend...does any fan base hate their team's front office more that Mavericks fans...and the Giants fire Brian Dabold to end the show.

Former Nittany Lion Landon Tengwall returns to the Ticker with thoughts on the Ducks and Hoosiers wins, who the best team is in the country right now, and where the Penn State coaching search stands.

As bad as the Beavs loss was, we can't let the Huskies off the hook for their performance...Landon Tengwall joins the Ticker with thoughts on all that went down in the B1G Ten over the weekend, plus how amazing was the Hoosiers comeback at Penn State, and the Seahawks wagon keeps rolling.

The Ducks overcame quite a bit to beat Iowa on the road, are they getting proper credit for it, and why is the narrative on the Ducks still stuck in 2007. And was that the worst Oregon State loss this century?

A very enjoyable for almost everyone....except Beavers fans...plus a dud of a Sunday Night Football game...who should be the favorites for NFL MVP and Justin Herbert deserves more love for what he is doing to keep the Chargers alive for the AFC West crown.

After a 2-7 combined effort last weekend, can the guys get their crap together and find some winners this Sunday?

Is the CFB Coaching Carousel going to spin differently this offseason...what do you do when your parent keeps popping off on social media about your job...plus we Sprague the Line and get set for a busy sports weekend.

Covering the NFL for The Athletic, Jeff Howe joins the Ticker to discuss how the players traded at the NFL deadline will impact their new teams' chances to make a deep playoff run.

Will the ACC or Big XII get squeezed by the CFP committee when the playoff bids get handed out...Jeff Howe of The Athletic on how the NFL trade deadline deals will affect the playoff chase, Dirt wants more Jock Jams in his life and the most curious NFL games on the Sunday slate.

How important will the Ducks LB play be in determining the outcome at Iowa...and will Oregon get back to their strengths...plus the 4 year seniors at OSU need some extra love, and what should the priorities be in hiring their next coach.

What a dud of a Thursday night game, are the Broncos ever going to get exposed on the field, Dirt's hatred of #9 continues to grow...Joe Davis with an amazing WS feat and a Pats-Bucs preview, plus which NFL team will see immediate returns from a deadline trade?

The new and improved Magic Hat has moved...who is the favorite in the NFC right now....and how much of your time is the Thursday Night game worth?

How much fallout will there be from Iowa-Oregon result, could this be Kirk Ferentz's swan song...is Lincoln Riley long for USC and the other key CFB games this weekend...

The Commish of CFB makes his weekly visit to the show with thoughts on Oregon vs. Iowa, and what if anything the first Playoff Committee rankings told us about what they value this season.

The Blazers handed the Thunder their first loss of the season in a surprising fashion, can we make any conclusions so far on the season...plus, Josh Pate's weekly visit.

The Voice of Hawkeyes radio, Gary Dolphin is kind enough to join the guys to preview the Ducks trip to Kinnick Stadium and is a good sport with guys as well.

Is that a puck in your pants...Were you always happy with your last name? Iowa PxP voice Gary Dolphin previews the Ducks trip to Kinnick stadium.

Eating peacocks, national redheads day & the oldest quarter pounder all offset with Blazers stats.

What does the Queen of Dongs do when the dongs are in hiatus, how was Halloween, is Tom Brady too creepy for her to date, and week 10 NFL picks.

Lucy Burdge recaps here Halloween exploits, how creepy Tom Brady is becoming and NFL Week 10 picks, then Stat or Story...are the Thunder the draw they should be and can the Blazers end their 16 game losing streak to OKC tonight.

The guys recap all the NFL deadline trades, which fan base is most upset their team did not make a move...is Kyler Murray the next NFL QB resurrection project and have you checked the weather forecast for Iowa this weekend?

The Week 10 release of the Dirty Poll...where does it differ from the first CFP Committee rankings

The latest Dirty Poll is released, how closely does it resemble the first CFP rankings, what is Dirt's biggest beef with the committee rankings....Elizabeth...who's coming, and we need more Eric Collins's in our sports.

Should we be permanently done with Daylight Savings Time? Latest evidence that Tom Brady is an evil villain...Was there one NFL trade that caught your eye at the deadline and which team was the shrewdest at the deadline?

A wide swatch of queries in the Male Sack this week, with irresistible food in the office, to time travel and more.

The full CFB playoff schedule has been released...are you ready for the Holiday crunch of viewing...A full Male Sack and the latest NFL trades before the deadline.

Do the Blazers just turn the page on the loss to Lakers or cause for concern...is 7 games too soon to start nit picking at certain players...then Jakobi Meyers dealt to the Jags... and the ACC circle of life story for Clemson and Florida St.

The Ducks preparing for Iowa this Saturday, are we more excited about the Iowa experience than what the game will look like, what do Dan Lanning and the pundits have to say about the match up, and will styles make this a fight?

All the statistical oddities and anomalies from Week 9 of the NFL season

The guys testing how long they can keep their stand against 'The Man' going before they cave...What was that Blazers? and NFL Factoids

The Blazers get a big cup check win over the Nuggets, but can they keep it up with all the injuries mounting up...are the Packers good, why isn't LaFleur getting more heat, and what a dud of an MNF tonight.

National CFB reporter for ESPN, Adam Rittenberg returns to the show with thoughts on what the CFB Playoff rankings will look like on Tuesday, and what the Ducks should expect going to Iowa this weekend...

CFB Leftovers, nice win for the Beavs, 3 top 10 team lose games...Adam Rittenberg hops into the Ticker with thoughts on the first CFB Playoff rankings and the Ducks trip to Iowa this weekend...some NFL leftovers, how insane was the Bears-Bengals finish, and listeners call out Swag.

The Dodgers pull off an all time World Series championship in 7 games, the guys are massively disappointed in Swag's reaction. Will MLB screw up the momentum they are riding, and it's November which mean's Mario can't win on the road.

A recap of Halloween festivities, the Seahawks ball out in the District...who is the best team in the NFC right now and did we get a reality check on Daniel Jones, or just an off week?

The guys try to avoid the traps this week and look for a lot of wood

Are we going to get chaos this weekend in college football, where are the trap traps in the NFL and we Sprague the Line...plus, how tight is Swag for Game 6 tonight?

Covering the Seahawks for ESPN, Brady Henderson returns to the show to preview their trip to the District to face the Commanders.

The guys wonder where the traps are in the NFL this weekend, ESPN Seahawks reporter Brady Henderson returns to the show to preview their game at Washington this Sunday night...the Dolphins let GM Chris Greer go, and Dirt wants to grow his hair out.

Our good friend Ken Barkley of sports gambling fame is back on the show, how into Halloween is he...how much of a being a Ken does he celebrate....where are the traps this week in the NFL and will we get a Game 7 in the World Series.

A lot of potential land mines in CFB this weekend, will we get chaos? Can YouTube and ESPN figure it out....then Ken Barkley makes his return to the show with all sorts of stories.