One's a Duck and one's a Beaver! Dirt and Sprague bring a smart and relatable perspective to the day's hot stories, leading the next generation of sports talk hosts.

Sprague's done with family calendars...hoping Skubal doesn't go to the Dodgers...what are the Ducks doing in the huddle...ESPN's Adam Rittenberg wraps up B1G Ten Media Days...we parse all the statements between Blazers and Portland City Council...plus all the interesting stories and sound bites around NFL training camps and college football.

Can we let emergency vehicles through please...CFB needs more structure and uniformity...this former Beaver QB is being called an 'Evil Genius' and who is the 2nd best QB in the NFC South?

So what is the next step for Blazers and City of Portland and who has to make the first move? CFB is all about Cignetti right now...does Jedd Fisch have a point?

ESPN's Adam Rittenberg joins the guys with his big takeaways from B1G Ten Media Days...All the fun storylines from NFL training camps...who came off looking better: Blazers or City Council?

Sprague is done trying to maintain the family calendar...can someone besides the Dodgers please get Skubal...an odd way of team bonding for the Ducks in the offensive huddle.

Street fairs, Jehovah's witnesses and Mitchell Robinson...we recap Day 2 of B1G Ten Media Days including all that Dan Lanning said, plus the latest NFL training camp news and notes...the Blazers and City are meeting today, do we expect them to find common ground and the Magic Hat.

The Magic is coming from all over the globe this week...and the Blazers and City Council have begun their public work session...will we get any actual work done.

Mad Dog can't stand ND selling a sponsor patch on jerseys...Harbaugh has marriage advice for Herbert...you should have a plan going to Costco...and how much more hype can UCLA garner?

NFL training camps and MLB trade deadline specials in the Cafe...all the best from Day 2 of Big Ten Media Days and our favorite bites from Dan Lanning in Chicago.

The guys debate the value of street fairs...Blazers scheduled to meet with City for a work session, will it go well? and Ducks embracing Title or Bust mantra this year

We're all over B1G Ten Football Media days recapping Day 1 and previewing Day 2...Jake Butt joins us from Chicago with his impressions and predictions...the Romo arrest video is out...NFL training camps with all sorts of drama 2 days in, plus Stat or Story and more.

Who, besides Dan Lanning, are we most anticipating hearing from on Day 2 of B1G Ten Football Media days...Stat or Story...and PJ Fleck looks better bald than with hair.

After last season's downfall, has the mystique around the Chiefs warn off? Which fan base is panicking more as training camp opens up: Buccaneers or Falcons? And why can't top RBs get paid in the NFL?

B1G Ten Network analyst Jake Butt joins us from Chicago at football media days shares his thoughts on the Ducks, Hoosiers and more for the 2026 season...our leftovers from Day 1 from the coaches...and if Jerruh & Dan-O echo your hot take, do you have to reconsider you sanity?

Sprague came away with one universal truth from Day 1 of B1G Ten Media Days...he also couldn't take his eyes off the arrest video of Tony Romo...plus, can you have any confidence in your head coach who needs Chat GPT to relate to his players?

Sprague needs Padres tix...the Shanahan story keeps getting more strange...B1G Ten Media days crank up, can the Ducks finally do it...can the Hoosiers sustain their success and the other top storylines, plus Blazers set to finally sit down with City, is the NBA influencing things behind the scenes...plus the Male Sack and more

All sorts of questions and queries in the sack today...and the guys wonder which fan bases will bring the biggest contingents to Eugene this season.

It's all about B1G Ten Football Media Days, former Ducks TE George Wrighster previews the Ducks season...will the Hoosiers remain a title contender and the other intriguing storylines for the conference this season.

The Cafe offering up squirrel, NFL and MLB among the specials...Blazers to sit down with City...did the NBA finally intervene behind the scenes?

Are things getting any better in Central Oregon...Sprague needs Padres tickets...why is the Kyle Shanahan story so mysterious...Even though Rutgers invented college football, is it time to drop it.

Sprague caught his salmon, Dirt's hooked on Gilmore Girls...AI hates the Ducks...More Moda chatter goes nowhere...who is John Tonje...Enough with Grey football jerseys...the NFC West is a gauntlet...every two weeks? Plenty of CFB news and notes and how far has the Big Dumper fallen off?

Dirt has all sorts of thoughts from the CFB news over the weekend...is this the biggest fall-off in one season in MLB history...would you pay $10M to own a CBB program?

Dirt wants Grey jerseys banned from all football teams...how many teams would you lay money on to win SB before the Seahawks...and do you want your school's head football coach doing this every two weeks?

The Cafe has all sorts of specials from the weekend leftovers...another Moda town hall offers nothing new about advancing the financing package...and Sprague says "I told you so"

Sprague caught not 1 but 2 salmon over the weekend, Dirt got roped into Gilmore Girls...Belichick's GM is on administrative leave and EA Sports AI doesn't like the Oregon schools this season

Sprague almost burned the house down...come on Multnomah County...lots of fodder from the final day of SEC Media Days...cafe specials from Sabrina, Saban and Scottie...when will the SEC get with the current times...LeBron is going to Philly...how cheap does Dundon have to get to bother you...a 59 on the PGA Tour.

Do the Blazers have a Jermaine O'Neal curse to overcome? How cheap does Dundon have to get to affect your fandom? A 59 on the PGA Tour this morning

Dirt trying to figure out how to maximize not having the kid around this weekend...how do you measure how good your aura is? LeBron is headed to the Sixers...is Philly #2 in the East now?

Sabrina, Scottie and Saban all part of the menu in the cafe this morning...why can't the SEC accept the new reality of college football...and we get geared up for B1G Ten Football Media Days next week.

Sprague almost missed the show this morning...more local politicians looking very local...and the new Bills stadium with a proper homage to Bills Mafia

Why is the studio fogged up to start the show...will the real John Harbaugh please stand up...Lots of specials in the cafe from NFL, SEC and Channing Frye...the latest fodder from the Blazers-Dundon-Moda saga...Jay Binkley in KC with some good news for Blazers fans...is Dame a top 10 all time shooter in the NBA and the Magic Hat.

All sorts of magic pouring out of the hat this week...and is the NIL budget adding up to wins in certain places?

Jay Binkley of 96.5 The FAN in KC gives Blazers fans reason to believe...despite all the noise, how much damage to his fan base as Tom Dundon acutally done...and some of our favorite quotes from Day 3 of SEC Media Days.

Channing Frye, John Harbaugh and the SEC Media Days all on the menu at the cafe...a list of the NBA's all time 99 best shooters, where's Dame? and is there any actual new news in the Moda-Blazers drama?

The studio is all fogged up to start the show...is there another market truly ready for the NBA...which John Harbaugh are the New York Giants getting and why are people surprised that Kevin Calabro won't be back on Blazers TV?

Chip Kelly in a hard hat and safety vest...ouch...more Dundon cuts...cafe specials...we try to name Dirt's next kid...Lance Taylor can't defend what the SEC is doing...is it title or bust for the Ducks...what would you do with 185 lbs of tomatoes...stat or story and more.

If you were gifted your weight in fresh tomatoes would you be grateful...Stat or Story...and Legend was not happy about his SEC Media Days experience.

Lance Taylor of Next Round Live chats CFB with the guys and likes the Ducks this year...is it Natty or bust for the Ducks...Vandy could be even better without Diego Pavia this year.

The trade deadline, NFL training camp gossip and SEC media days in the Cafe...do we know where LeBron is headed...and should Dirt name his next kid Marty or Moses?

Chip Kelly in a hard hat and safety vest sparks quite the debate this morning...would you wear a cup after this happened...and the Dundon cuts make their way to Blazers Broadcasting

Sprague is desperate for a Diet Coke endorsement...can the Matt Miller story get weirder...lots of specials in the Cafe...Day 1 of SEC Media Days offers all kinds of gems...Blazers and City Council gets icier and the Male Sack overflows this week.

So much to catch up with in the Male Sack...plus, doesn't Draymond understand his time is just about over.

Can the SEC just make a decision and quite their whining...which conference has the best power bottom...and more barbs fired between the Blazers and PDX City Council

LeBron holding up NBA Schedule release...MLB nuggets...Will Stein throws down the gauntlet and the best of SEC Media Days Day1

Diet Coke is the brand Sprague is most loyal to in his life, can he get a deal? The Matt Miller story just gets more bizarre by the day...and Doesn't Tom Brady know he's the goat and he's beneath all this WWE crap.

Dirt got skunked, is Risacher the 2nd worst #1 NBA draft pick ever...do we like Ryan Fox...the World Cup Final was a buzzkill...Bill Connelly talks futbol & football...final thoughts on the US World Cup experience...more cold water thrown on the Moda Center deal...a Tom Dundon history lesson from Raleigh and the transition from ACC to SEC football media days.

The absurd comments from ACC and SEC media days...how bad is recruiting for the Tide in their own backyard...win total projections for the Beavs...and Rory not happy with Bryson's stunts at The Open.

The guys lay out the pertinent details from Jason Quick's piece in The Athletic about the Blazers response the City's proposed term sheet for a new lease...Chip Alexander covers the Hurricanes for the Raleigh News & Observer and joins the guys to reprise how the City reacted to Tom Dundon when he first bought the team.

Dirt & Sprague go Futbol/Football with ESPN's Bill Connelly...how would we grade the over US World Cup experience, do we want to go across the pond in 2030? and when this happened to Sprague in Centralia he knew the Football season has begun.

We debate just how bad Zaacharie Risacher is a #1 overall pick...Dirt's dog got skunked...Ryan Fox wins the Open, we're on board...and the pre-game and halftime shows at the World Cup were just awful.

Who is Lucas Herbert...City gives Blazers a term sheet...the Cafe has a lot of specials with local ingredients...Phil Steele previews the CFB seasons of the Ducks & Beavers...what constitutes improvement for the Beavs...ACC Media Days highlights...Blazers over/under win totals and the World Cup Final preview.