Halfway There

We chat a bit about downtown NYC doyennes from our era, especially Amanda Lepore and her distinctive lewks. Things heat up while we discuss Balenciaga's twin controversial recent ad campaigns, and no, Ye is not even involved in either of them. For our feature discussion, we evaluate new AI image software, which can turn you into the fairy queen of your fantasies, and ChatGPT, the new writing AI that is primed to disrupt everything from college essays to marketing copy. Please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 10.7/11

Jen starts at 110% as she is urged to get up close to her mic. We have some serious discussion about the recent spate of US mass shootings but also consider whether Ian McKellen is a Shakespeare genius or hack. To get a fresh perspective on global affairs, Kim recommends the wild Chinese anti-US propaganda action film Wolf Warrior II. Today's topic is listless billionaires trying to increase their lifespan by eating the same sludge every single day – are you ready to be spooned today's serving of nutty sludge? And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 8.2/11

After a preamble on Camilo's nose "job", we enjoy Kim's tale of visiting the Mount Gay Rum distillery in Barbados. A discussion on Iran's prolific homemade booze reveals the conflict between religious dogmatists and the country's freedom-loving youth. Our segment focuses on Cindy Crawford hiring a midlife coach, leading us to explore what kind of wealth symbol a sunak is and how to really address your own mortality. Episode cringe factor: 4.2/11

Since it's another AM record, morning mucus takes center stage. We do a quick movie catch up with Jen extolling the sexy virtues of 1982's Cat People. After quizzing ourselves on the Wonders of the Ancient World, Kim & Camilo reminisce about their great Halloween costumes of yore while Jen remembers being... 'Turtle Girl'. This episode's main topic is a Top 15 list of what someone our age should be doing to keep their mind sharp. Since none of us manage to add up how many items on the list we actually do, we clearly have our work cut out for us. Episode cringe factor: 8.3/11

Another half-baked one but not really! On the eve of Camilo's departure for his beloved homeland, Espania, we talk about the massive flop that is 'Bros' and if homosexuals were obligated to go and see Billy Eichner's rom-com.  Kim schools us on currency and Jen admits she loved the much-maligned 'Blonde'. And all three of us try to remember if there was a movie from our childhood that we hated and "triggered" us and since Camilo has no heart, he can only come up with childhood classic,  E.T. Jen and Kim do not agree. The Gen X-factor on this episode is high, like a 10.

Join Kim and Camilo while Jen pursues stardom. After discussing whether the 'reverse cowboy' is even a thing, we encourage everyone to give up their organs (preferably upon your demise). Kim expounds on animals consuming their owners after they die (the owners, not the animals) and a lab in the desert that studies what that looks like. After some talk of lucid dreaming, our main topic is a study on how aging might reduce – though not entirely eliminate – risky behavior. Episode cringe factor: 9.9/11

It's a morning record!! We discuss Venmo social media stalking, parents opening college credit cards and British council estate drama. There's talk about the metaverse, dating the traditional way e.g. yentas and matchmakers, and online dating for those who are using apps and need to check out their dating power dynamics. 

The agony of celebrity is real– noted fake Spaniard Hilaria Baldwin unable to remember the obscure English word 'cucumber', supermodel Paulina Porizkova bemoaning her unfair inheritance and (ok, not actually famous but internet famous) Bath & Body Works Karen not getting the candles she feels she deserves. We discuss generational entitlement, hurricanes, colonoscopies and more before moving on to our main feature– midlife crises. We get scientists' perspectives but, maybe even more importantly, we get Gwyneth Paltrow's. Episode cringe factor: 7.8/11

Yes, it's another halfsie. Yes, it's still terrific. We're feeling assertive because we're empowered by therapy. Even though no one gave us any good advice in the 80s, we're now doling it out whether solicited or not. Jen is admonishing smoking college students, Kim is mentoring wayward young professionals and Camilo is maybe getting dumped by his therapist. We try to pick up a sponsor, but Jen keeps torpedoing our chances. We also discuss dads with cancer, quiet quitting, early-bird dining and Kim's miracle cure-all: intuitive dining.  Episode cringe factor: 8.6/11

Another two hander, this time with Kim & Camilo. We try to make up for Jen's horribly bungled intro last week, throwing her under the bus since she's not here. Camilo asks Kim if Barbados' recent  swearing off of the monarchy is what finally did Queen Elizabeth in. We discuss art collecting, even if the art is... ummm... not fit for parental consumption. Kim coins the excellent term 'blingitude', Camilo discusses his deteriorating memory and makes a passionate argument for networking. Finally, we discuss the racist reaction to the Black Ariel in the live-action version of The Little Mermaid. Episode cringe factor: 6.3/11

Kim's 'under the weather' (HIPAA violation alert) so Jen & Camilo hold the fort with the extremely banal pop culture subjects, but guess what – they make it sparkle! Under the microscope are Lea Michele's controversial return to B'way, the Don't Worry Darling film premiere drama and whatever happened to Zac Efron's face. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 9.8/11

Sip some absinthe to fully enjoy this episode. X-Tina's and Julia Fox's provocative outfits get us started, and we move on to suburban doorbell cams and accidental fentanyl. We discuss Sally Field's pioneering role as a multiple personality disorder sufferer and also as an iconic award receiver. Our main topic is weight training to keep that shit tight as you age. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 4.6/11

Cute dog squeaks from Jen's darling pup dot our animated discussion about dating young. Kim shares her experiences in TX and NY after the chill of Barbados, with a thoughtful discussion about gun ownership and U.S. gun violence. The Bennifer wedding provides a banal respite before Camilo dives into love in the metaverse. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 9.9/11

Kim's traveling so Camilo & Jen tackle our horny listeners without her. We discuss aggro librarians, Maggie Haberman's knowledge of Mar-A-Lago's toilets, and the sadness of Anne Heche's crash. Our feature discussion is about religious LARPing, whether it involves the LDS recent sexual abuse accusations or liberals suddenly deciding to go Catholic. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 5.4/11

Kim is fasting so any mention of food is verboten. Camilo wonders if she's starting a cult, which leads to a discussion on the sex lives of cults. We are of course pundits so we make 2022/2024 election predictions, with Jen decrying the political gerontocracy. Camilo prods everyone for their earliest social media memories, but what Jen wants to talk about is dating & hookup sites and apps. One thing we can all agree on is that Jennifer Coolidge is pure joy. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 9.6/11

Another two-hander Half-Baked episode as Jen is shooting a film! Kim and Camilo run the topic gamut, from deflecting a Marie Kondo lawsuit to geriatric fatherhood. We reluctantly ponder Elon Musk's shirtless photos and Kim educates Camilo on Bajan stank face. Dining in shorts, fishmongers, sassy waitstaff and indifferent delivery drivers come up too. We discuss how long one should be in therapy but most critically we address men's peeing insecurities. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 7.1/11

This heat wave has Jen almost igniting a historic quad while Kim & Camilo share their square dancing youth – and how we all crave dancing whether on a cruise ship, at a secret rave or in a Bulgarian club. Camilo extols the victory of emus over Australian forces, Kim believes Beyoncé's forbidden images should stand as points of pride and everyone agrees that JLo's olive oil treatments are bullsh*t. Our main feature– What does 'being hot' mean in 2022? And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 4.8/11

This is our sexxxy ep, with personal revelations about our youthful indiscretions that will have our mothers gasping. But we also cover essential topics such as Jen's balls, whether improv is just as good as therapy and if monkeypox is the new HIV. When Kim disappears, we have a Madonna minute but not before we discuss the timely Weiner/Abedin sex scandal. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 13.4/11

Welcome to the new 'diddle' age! We got dibs on the totes sus sitch on this ep, where we discuss creepy predators and lesbian pirates. Jen's thinning out Gen Z with compromised grilling ingredients, Camilo is buying into The Four Agreements and Kim thinks that narcissism is the latest self-diagnosed fad. In our feature segment, we discuss this generation's May/September romance (?!?) movie, the very horny/naked Emma Thompson film 'Good Luck to You, Leo Grande'. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 8.1/11

After a blatant HIPAA violation, we hear about Jen's mild COVID, Camilo's gnarly nasal passages and Kim's dud of a tropical storm. We have some marketable ideas for The Purge or Squid Game sequels – throw the elites in there! We do a takedown of Restaurant Week and its attendant mediocre if not downright contemptuous service, food quality and portion size. Kim enumerates the Wonka Chocolate Factory visitors and their sundry fates before we move on to this week's topic: the recent  overturning of Roe v. Wade and the consequences for the future of reproductive rights. And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 6.6/11

Another Halfsie episode that's just as juicy as a 'Regular.' We discuss children's too-fast growth (vis a vis our aging insecurities) and whether babysitters should ask for feedback on their burlesque acts to their charges. Are 'commitment ceremonies' a thing, or is it best to get gay married – and divorce 2+ times? Plus, the Vanderbilts and the Roosevelts showed variegated rich people taste levels – where do you land? And please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 4.8/11

In this very chill Halfsie episode, we dig deeper (climb further???) into The Staircase, which leads us to a discussion about death stairs – think no risers or banisters – and Jen gets bleeped because she's a spoilerater. Wait, are we now a true crime podcast poised to conquer the airwaves? No, we move on to octopus stuff – and yes, Camilo knows the plural is octopi or octopuses – before finally delving into the recent news about a sentient child-like AI. Also Kim thinks there are aliens among us. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 6.6/11

A summer vibe permeates this sunny episode as we introduce a new nostalgia segment, but don't worry, it's not all rose-tinted memories – expect long car rides with gaseous relatives, aunts pulling at each others' hairs and completely unsupervised teen visits to European nightclubs. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 7.8/11

Ok we did it – a TRUE Half-Baked There two-hander with only Jen and Camilo, with Kim busy stopping that asteroid from crashing against Earth or whatever. A very movie-focused discussion, with lots of love for Merchant Ivory costume dramas like A Room With A View and Howards End. We eulogize Ray Liotta and do not eulogize terrible gay movies from the 90s. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 5.8/11

The temperature is WAY UP on this one as a Half-Baked There extends to a full hour in the oven at 450 degrees as we discuss what the hell is going on in the US of A. But don't worry, we also have boner innuendos, ponder what vegetable we think we are, talk about swimming with Orthodox Jewish women, deride gym grunting & try not to think about sexually active boomers. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 10.1/11

Ok, so we're falling apart– Jen has vision loss, Kim is mysteriously itchy and Camilo... is perfect until his doctor tells him otherwise in a couple of weeks. We discuss very not-of-the-moment media such as The Purge, Fargo season 4 and Squid Games, and we have very hot takes that may have cooled to tepid due to the age of the programming under consideration. In this week's feature, we uncover the world of OnlyFans 'e-pimps', a fascinating digital-age reworking of the sex worker/pimp dynamic, this time with a lot less violence but a lot more money. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 8.4/11

Jen's back full steam to let us know the kids are obsessing over medieval life, like it was an earthly paradise compared to now because peasants may have only worked 3 hours a day. Sure, and they went to Cabo for long weekends (HINT: we are highly skeptical). In the witty, wide-ranging discussion, highlights include Camilo getting accused of not understanding time zones, Kim pondering the newfound wokeness of commercials and Jen thinking those rainbow & BLM lawn signs are empty posturing. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 5.6/11

On this very special Half Baked There episode, Kim & Camilo do a two-hander while Jen traipses around NYC. We discuss which city has the claim to City of Broken Dreams (NYC or LA ), we ponder whether 'gerbling' is actually a thing, and discuss the horrors of old-timey animal and clown costumes. Kim reveals her childhood attack on a disturbing clown doll and Camilo tries to justify why he hires a teenager to mow his lawn. There's laughter, terror and everything in between in this Half Baked There ep. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 8.8/11

Camilo comes back from Omaha with a terrible "cowboy" accent, Jen tells us about the no-good, very terrible Libs of Tik Tok account and Kim lets Camilo know that he can go from a 6.5 to a 10 with Instagram filters. In her extended segment, Kim covers possible crimes of the future, many of which are already happening, including creeping around with drones, deep fakes, AI hacks and more. What if Alexa locks all your doors and turns the temp in your house up to 150 degrees? Had you considered that, huh? Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 20.6/11

Today we absolutely blow the roof off of the cringe meter with our discussion about the article that melted the internet: a Brooklyn father has wayyyyy too candid conversations with his son about masturbation – major penis-related discussion warning! More or less staying on theme, we also discuss this week's other talk of the town, Tucker Carlson's ridiculously homoerotic preview of his upcoming documentary. Wait, there's more! Jen puts her foot in her mouth (again), we come up with a genius app idea and everyone needs to watch Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 20.6/11

Camilo and "Pym" have a run-in with the now-dubbed 'Loose Park Lolitas' and it could have gone better. This triggers a conversation with Kim & Jen about the – how to put it – more sensitive among Gen Z. Kim claps back at someone calling out her G'n'R tee, and Jen gets in fights with strangers. However, her eyes glaze over once we start discussing the decentralized future of social media. This episode sponsored by Blue Apron Chew and Square Space Dick, definitely not implying that we are affiliated with better known brands that may sound similar although we are extremely open to it. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 9.9/11

After our usual high quality banter, we sit down for some thought-provoking questions from one of our top listeners, Jordan T. We talk about annoying habits of today's youths, trends from our day that we may –or may not– want to see resurface, whether we are actually becoming our parents and myths about aging that we find are actually not true. And all sprinkled by our inimitable brand of humor and personal sparkle. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 4.8/11

Join us for a very special episode dedicated to what everyone was talking about at the end of March 2022 – the Oscars' slap. Yes, everyone seems to have a take on this, but trust us, ours is the best one out there, 98% of dentists agree. Do we approve or do we frown upon it? Do we thinks it slaps or do we smack it down? Ok, that's enough. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 9/6/11

Camilo destroys his voice right off the bat trying to imitate a death metal singer, Jen bemoans her empty "box" and Kim tells us about the con artist that got a free meal out of her and almost gave her COVID. Jen shares a think piece about the death of intimacy, and we discuss whether the culture of consent is obliterating the concept of casual sex. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 8.3/11

Hey Halfsies! We run the gamut this week, from gender dysphoria to social media echo chambers and from eating organ meat to the return of thongs. In pop culture, we cover Kanye's mental health and Ryan Coogler's bizarre arrest. As for the kids? Well, some of the boys are looking up to bodybuilders on TikTok and Instagram and trying to emulate them while young– like, very, very young. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 4.2/11

This week we introduce Half-Baked There (® ™ ™ ® ® ™ ™ ®), a themeless episode that was supposed to be shorter but isn't. But that's ok because honestly it's hilarious – we talk about the grueling casting for Madonna's upcoming biopic, Ukraine v. Russia and how one of the casualties is Quebecois 'Poutine', the fillers in Putin's face, Spain's double-diamond movies, Marie Antoinette and a lot more brain garbage. Listen to the very end for the new stunning, evocative new outro theme. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 7.6/11

Lots of creeps come up in this episode, but as always we handle the subject with the research, seriousness and aplo– pffff who are we kidding. We are Gen X after all. Con artist to the wealthy Anna Delvey (and the hot Irish Communist that wanted a donation from Jen) are the only ones we vaguely admire, but we have no love for Ghislaine Maxwell – hot take! – or for parents that allow their children to continue profiting from Tik Tok despite credible threats from followers. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 10.2/11

Once again, we unleash the Kraken (aka Jen) – no, not that one – with an, ahem, animated discussion about the recent disbursement of Afghanistan funds. Jen and Camilo encourage Kim to freely diagnose Britney and Kanye (everyone's doing it) and we revel in the warmth of old-timey memories, such as Nipplegate. Camilo is trying to launch a new conspiracy theory about Bob Saget's Death, Kim prefers eternal damnation to a blah heaven and then muses on how sports will change in the not-so-distant future. Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 8.3/11

This is a spicy one–there's even bleeped out stuff! Things get hotter and hotter after we hear about Jen's massage and neighborhood snobbery. Animated discussion between Kim & Jen about the 'Trump' vaccine has Camilo fanning himself, but don't worry, it's all among fast friends. Camilo tries to dress up a threadbare story about the return of parties in 2022 with a meandering British accent, but it does lead to our incredible idea to monetize fake funerals. Listen for the details but it's all TM TM TM (c) (c) (c)! Oh, and please kindly donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 10.4/11

Are you making a living selling farts in jars or teasing the masses on OnlyFans? Jen needs hot tips on how to get started. Kim reminisces about now mostly-defunct national restaurant chains that took residence on Times Square, and we all ponder who hurt food reviewer Pete Wells so much that he's compelled to write such scathing write-ups (Camilo stans him). Our feature comes courtesy of an article by Jenny Weller at GloFox.com, who outlines the 12 top fitness trends of 2022. Hint: move, like, once in a while. Oh, and please donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 6.9/11

In this very special episode of Halfway There, our pal Jennifer Gordon Thomas bares it all about her experience with ovarian cancer and how it triggered early onset menopause. It's a tale of horrors but also perseverance, and because Jennifer has a terrific sense of humor about her trials and tribulations, it's also chock-full of laughs. Oh, and please donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 6.4/11

To Jen's profound dismay, in this episode Kim details how the superrich are purchasing residences aboard luxurious cruise ships that travel around the world in an endless loop. Jen is vowing to become a pirate but Camilo is already saving for his down payment. Speaking of the superrich, we discuss whether actors' plastic surgery detracts from their credibility on screen, Camilo tries and fails to clearly explain House of Leaves, and Jen wants to know if we're getting more or less critical as the years pass. Oh, and please donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 8.8/11

New Year, New Season!!! WHEEEEEE– Wait, is the first topic newfangled burial methods??? Are we obsessed with dying or something? Yup! We skim gingerly over placenta eating before Kim regales us with the woeful tale of the Schroedinger's Barbados Visitor 'Ted' – he's there yet impossible to pin down. BTW Jen needs a place to crash in NYC so hit her up ASAP – king-sized bed & garden view only plz. Finally, Camilo (d)elves into the 2022 fashion trends of Goblincore, Dark Academia and Nostalgiacore. Oh, and please donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 7.4/11

We start off with a bang discussing the controversy surrounding the new West Side Story and whether it should even exist. Then Camilo takes us on a wild ride inside the human body with the quickly developing field of nanobot medicine – little robots in your bloodstream fixing stuff, who doesn't want that?! Finally, Jen tries to convince us (well, mostly herself) that LED light therapy will solve all her problems – dear sweet summer child... Oh, and please donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 9.9/11

Once again into the potato-verse, this time because we are racing against the clock of Jen's slowly baking potatoes. Once they're ready, she's gonna be out! Camilo and Kim are shocked to learn that kids these days are regressing, shunning emojis and listening to Huey Lewis and the News. And Jen lets us know that even though everyone was locked indoors for months, no one is having kids. What people -do-seem to be doing is micro-dosing Schedule 1 drugs, according to Kim's sources. Oh, and please donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 8.3/11

All bets are off in our post-Thanksgiving episode (our 25th!!!), in which the tryptophan has worn off and all bets are also off. This funny and wide-ranging discussion covers wealth inequality (an always hilarious topic!), Barbados' independence, Madonna's censored derrière, turkey (necks), dead and not-dead white old men Stephen Sondheim, Mark Twain, Ridley Scott... and what we're grateful for this year. Take out your hankies for that segment! Oh, and please donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 6.4/11

Are you balls tingling in anticipation of this episode? Metaphorically, that is – we discuss peppermint soaps and alienating branding before Kim tries to figure out why getting a driver's license is no longer a rite of passage among the youth of America. Camilo gets curious about 'reducetarianism' – try saying that three times in a row – and Jen foresees a future where your employer watches your every move while you work remotely. Oh, and please donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 5.2/11

Do you know how to properly fold a newspaper to read on public transport? Wait– you read physical newspapers??? In this episode we discuss that plus spicy food and Hilaria Baldwin's Spanish 'persona'. We hear from Camilo on the Children's Panic of Halloween 2021 when the online game Roblox was shut down for 3 days, Jen talks about the dark side of self-care and Kim posits a future where we chat with our pets and maybe cows. Oh, and please donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 9.1/11

Listen to us flashback to the glory days of clubbing in NYC and the totally cringey outfits we wore. We discuss celebrities for celebrity's sake from before the internet – think Amanda Lepore & Angelyne. Jen uncovers the tensions between Millennial employers and their Gen Z employees, Kim has a potato-related near-death experience, and Camilo previews the exciting/terrifying possibilities of the metaverse. Oh, and please donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 8.3/11 (mostly potato-related)

In a thrilling turn of events, the normally demure Jen stands up to a Karen that is accusing her of stealing her guanciale. As if that wasn't thrilling enough, Kim takes us on a wild ride into #vanlife, Camilo smugly lets you know your hours at the gym are pointless and Jen uses her newfound confidence to single-handedly take down capitalism. As a special treat, this episode has some deliciously cringe moments! And please donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 10.7/11

Whew, we cover a lot in this rollicking episode! Dreams, car crashes, royal inbreeding... Camilo mucks around in the over-indulgent online world of mookbang videos, Jen wades into the drink-eight-glasses-a-day controversy, and Kim considers the effects of changing racial demographics in America.  Please donate to our Patreon for cool extras!!! https://www.patreon.com/halfwaytherethepodcast. Episode cringe factor: 7.9/11