I Haven't Seen That

It’s a real barn-burner tonight as we talk about Cats, Hogs, mobile games - good AND bad, the ongoing free sausage saga, cosplay, Try guys live and MUCH MUCH MORE! This may be our last show for a little bit and I (Mark) would love to thank both our very nice listeners and Whitney for what has been an incredible experience. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Dragon Quest A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Dragon Quest

*tapping cards on the table* THANK YOU! Oh boy, oh wow, thank you so much! Boy we’ve got a great show for you tonight, folks - we talk about our perfect days, our first concerts, what happened to Nashville, an in-depth podcast investigation of the dark secret behind pedal pubs, and as a special service announcement we’ve got President Barack Obama and several other celebrities warning us about bidets. You hear about these, Paul? You ever heard about bidets? A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: the old town road remix with the yodeling Walmart boy A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: ANYTHING about the Try Guys Live

It has been a WILD couple of weeks! Whitney has gone to a beach house, an Olive Garden, Hadestown, YOU NAME IT! Mark took a bath with some elderly Russian men! We recount these wild adventures and ask the tough questions like "how much golf is too much golf," "why did *redacted* follow Whitney" and "have the people who work at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company seen the movie Forrest Gump?" A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Hadestown A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: a group of white people at the biscuit shop until now!

After a month trapped on a tiny island in the middle of the BEAUTIFUL fountains at the Bellagio Casino and Resort in scenic Los Vegas we are BACK! This week on I Haven't Seen That: Whitney lands the big Hickory Farms account and gets ready for a Big Weekend in Beach City, while Mark has to child-proof all of his doors and put anti-slip pads on all of his meatballs! We also talk about being afraid of trouble, buying real percocet from fake doctors and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Anything past the first season of Game of Thrones A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: A Full Size Hickory Farms Sausage

We're back at it again at the Hickory Farms kiosk in the mall! This week we talk about Whitney's YouTube series (not available on YouTube), the Brooklyn Folk Festival, sneaking an entire picnic basket into "Philadelphia," how expensive fruit is, our top ten things of everything, and MUCH! MUCH! MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: oh jeez I don't remember A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: I'm producing this after a few whiskeys

This is it! FIVE WHOLE YEARS, and one wonderful friendship! This one is jam-packed! Everybody's watching the Sopranos, we're learning about Vanderpump Rules, Whitney turns into a K-pop fan after midnight, and much much more - including a really nice bit at the end where we reflect on five years of doing this podcast, and then, inevitably, Yakety Sax. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: the pure joy of having a child A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Buzzfeed's Worth It

“My jeans? But those jeans burned down...THIRTY YEARS AGO THIS VERY NIGHT!” That’s what YOU’LL be saying after you listen to our spooktacular “Halloween in March” episode, filled with thrills, chills, scared boys, Kal Penn, Detective Pikachu, Sonic’s awful, very detailed feet and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Favourite A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

We're back with more stories from Brooklyn, where the cats are beloved, the children are goblins and you can DEFINITELY detach both of your retinas by jumping a horse into a pond. Whitney got a beautiful tattoo, and we celebrated their second Emmaversary! We talk about beefsteaks, AGAIN, and decry their pale imitators! We talk about beautiful scared men! All of this and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Class of the Titans A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Prarie Home Companion Live at the Ryman Auditorium

Stay warm, everybody! It's cold here in New York City and you know what that means - time to talk about Summer Porridge! But there's even more this week on I Haven't Seen That, including Actual Play podcasts, Screaming ASMR, beds that slide apart during the night, a Two Year Emmaversary, Opryland Memories and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Wiggles A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Try Guys

It's a New Year and Old Us! We're back at it again, trying and failing to recount everything that has happened over our winter vacations! Mark actually watched some television! Whitney played enjoyable party games! We both traveled and now have become completely unmoored from time! We talk about taking baths, fridges that are just for drinks, closet masks, Fast Car, and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Tidying Up with Marie Kondo A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: A Christmas Story

Hark! We've made a podcast for you! We're just a couple of Christmas Creeps and all we want to talk about is bein' cozy, as well as Santacon and some video games and some creepy animated British TV programs and mattresses and much much more! And maybe, at this time - the darkest time of the year - we can cast a little light so you can get back into Frasier. Because he's the reason, for the season. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Snowman A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Missing: JJ Macfield and the Island of Memories

It's almost Thanksgiving time, and we're thankful for so much! Obviously our listeners and each other but ALSO! We're thankful for Desert Bus and 22 minute television programs, for Pokemon Go and kind strangers from around the world, for W.C. Fields and the Tetris Effect, and maybe most importantly - for historical lube recipes. Please note that the title is not a joke - we do talk about historical lube recipes. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Most of She-Ra

We're back! After a bit of a mid-season hiatus Whitney and Mark are back at it again, speaking very softly about a lot of different subjects. What subjects, you might ask? How does catching Magikarps in polluted creeks sound, or watching the movie The Thing for the first time! How about moving, or voting, or what it's like when a small child understands soup for the first time? We've got a lot to catch up on, and frankly we're just too excited about this beautiful DUCK! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: All of Magical Michael Volume I A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Magical Michael Volume II: The Extremely Large Grimoire

This is a WEIRD one! We have been plagued by Internet Hobgoblins all week, as our internet pipes have been clogged with Homestuck! So this week we do a ghost-hunt-style investigation into what Homestuck actually is. But not only that, we talk about the IsoBobs, how I'm moving, babies and kitties and much more! This is probably a bit of a disjointed listening experience because we kept losing each other but thank you for bearing with us! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The first act of Homestuck A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Thing

We're back in another wide-ranging episode that keeps you on the edge of your seat wondering if Frankenberry has BDE. But don't skip to the end of the episode because before that we talk about The Critic, Analyze Phish, Dragon Prince, lots and lots of podcasts, beef sticks, parking in New York City, FreshDirect Platinum Reserve, Seanbaby and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: You Look Nice Today A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Magnus Archives

Hey all you hoopy froods, grab your towels and settle in for two big ol' nerds talking about the Hitchhikers Guide for a WHILE! We also talk about America's Smelliest City (here, probably), The House With A Clock In It's Walls, House of Leaves, apartment hunting and other THRILLS and CHILLS for our first episode of the HALLO'W'EEN SEASON! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The BBC Radio Hitchhiker's Guide A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Illustrated Hitchhiker's Guide

I cannot live another day without an episode of I Haven't Seen That! It says tomorrow's gonna be hotter! Hotter? Like yesterday! Yesterday? Yesterday you said we'd record an episode of I Haven't Seen That! We'll record today! We'll record NOW. Hey everybody, we're back from various travels all around these beautiful United States and we've got another thick slab of IHST for you! This time we talk about sweating, Torment: Tides of Numeria, linen sheets, Moby Dick, the good parts of Caddyshack, all of Back to School, the Bryan Fuller Munsters reboot, where NOT to watch A Quiet Place, HATLIST and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Torment: Tides of Numenera A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Caddyshack

This week on I Haven't Seen That we talk about tattoos, video game universes, a majestic cheese plate, the most skilled swordswoman in all of Hyrule, vacations, the Middle Earth Death EGOT, refrigerator destruction, Whitney's Miyazaki-ass childhood and - for the first time EVER - we make a no shit political endorsement that will definitely shape the race for the governorship of New York. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Lords and Ladles

It's another barnburner! This episode has got EVERYTHING - we discuss our various broken household appliances, and how they got fixed! We talk about fanfiction and determined the most kudos'd fiction on AO3! Mark gets scolded for constantly taking things out of the trash! THE WIRELESS CATALOGUE MAKES AN APPEARANCE! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Beyond: Two Souls A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The End of Carnivale

Folks, we are VERY old and that's why this week we hit all of the bases - the post office isn't good anymore, doing pilates at the Y, there are several types of potato salad AND weed is too strong! But not everything new is bad - there's new Queer Eye! But some things ARE very bad - like Heavy Rain! It's a world of contrasts in today's episode, where we talk about this stuff - and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Queer Eye A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Lady Snowblood

It’s very rare that we basically stick to one topic on one of our episodes but this time....hoo boy. Oh brother. Prepare your ears for almost two solid hours of content on David Cage’s Detroit: Becoming Human. Is it a perfect game? No. Is it a good game, in any sense? No. Do we talk about it for an incredibly long time? EXTREMELY YES. Also mentioned, EXTREMELY QUICKLY: Cracker Barrel. AND NOT MUCH MORE!! Mark Hasn’t Seen: Any David Cage game Whitney Hasn’t Seen: The inside of a Cracker Barrel for like twenty years

Let me get real for a moment. We have a running joke on this podcast about how we don't know what the show is actually about. But I think - if you look at all of the episodes we've done - the one thing they all have in common is that at some point we talk about a completely nonsensical mid-90s animated series adaptation of an extremely inappropriate media property. And we do not break that streak today. But there's more! We've got more Marvel universe, put a little more HOUSE on it!, Leverage, getting shushed at Superbad, Phantom girls vs. Les Mis girls, and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Guardians of the Galaxy 2 A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Superbad

This episode is like falling down a flight of stairs, if every stair was an interesting topic! We talk about Kitsch Life, Peace Frogs, the worst possible name for a chocolatier, that very classic Notting Hill situation, a handsome opera Frasier, Paddington, what's Hugh Grant up to???? and MUCH MUCH MORE! We talk about literally everything on earth! A THING WHITNEY *HAS* SEEN: A hockey game?! A THING MARK *HAS* SEEN: Brooklyn 99

This week on I Haven't Seen That we hit the ground running with an extremely unexpected discussion of the Grand Theft Auto video game franchise! Then it's off to the races with Old Garfield, hockey, LIVE READER MAIL, the Mumfs, hominyquest 2018 and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Warriors A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Infinity Boys

Hey, listener! This is a pretty short one, and it may be a little disjointed, because we had TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES Old Man Skype ran us out of his cellular potato patch so there are whole segments here where Whitney couldn't hear anything Mark was saying. But that doesn't stop us from talking about a lovely lunch we had, Sword Cult, Why You Shouldn't See Pacific Rim 2, Tacoma, Adventure Game Knowledge and a LITTLE BIT MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Where the Water Tastes Like Wine A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Tacoma

This week on I Haven't Seen That - Whit goes viral! Mark receives a package from a mysterious benefactor! Both of them bemoan the deeply weird experience of having followers on Twitter! Also there's New York chat, Cat Chat, Del Toro chat, Totoro chat and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Pacific Rim 2 A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Sled Legs in Action

Back at it again at Fox's Donut Den! *I leap into a neon sign and am immediately electrocuted* This week - Emma goes to the vet! Bagel disasters! Secret celebrity cabs! Can the Rock fly a helicopter? And we end with a joke so perfect that we pretty much just get off the line right then and there. Oh and there was some more stuff too. How much more stuff? MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Mimic A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Out of Sight

HONK HONK! Look out folks, here comes the Vengabus, for some reason - and riding on top of it are Whitney and Mark! It's been a hell of a month but we're back now ready to completely misrepresent the plot of The Witcher 3! We also talk about Diet Coke flavors, Kingdom Hearts 8.3: Roomba Edition (The One Where Mickey Dies), we go DEEP IN THE PAINT on the Vengaboys and MUCH MUCH MORE! Small content warning: we have a discussion about pet death from 6:23 - 10:04 in this episode. RIP Cobie. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Koyaanisqatsi A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Witcher 3

hang on TIGHT! We had to cover a lot of ground here and we're on the move! Daffy Vs Bugs! Daffy Vs Hitler! Adult Baby Seinfeld! Monster of the Week! Five Dots! Everything's Different in New York! What really happened on the set of the Asssasins Creed Movie! And Much much MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Assassin's Creed (the film) A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Equilibrium

This week we're back and we've got a lot of Illness Stories! Plus, high school musicals! The cat cafe of Chicago - BIG SKY COUNTRY! SEVERAL prime-time animated series that did not get renewed for a second season! And we ask the question, WHO WILL BE THE ED WYNN OF TOMORROW? A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Fiorello! A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Murphy Brown

Hey listeners! Happy New Year! First off - if you haven't seen Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and you want to see it, I would check it out before listening to the first thirty minutes or so of this episode, because that is a big part of it - a movie BOTH of us HAVE seen! Additionally, we talk about what Porgs eat (tables), land travel, air travel, air brunch, what we did on our winter vacations, those good good presents, the weather, and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Mark's dog trying to eat noodles out of his baby's lap A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond The Lobby

Happy New Year! For our last episode of the year we talk about Porgs, Full Frontal Snoke Ass, high school Hamilton, Sports Night Slash Fiction, and as always MUCH MUCH MORE! Thank you to everyone who listened and enjoyed and fell asleep to our podcast this year! We are so pleased if this gave you a little bit of enjoyment in your day! With love, Whitney and Mark A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: the mouse in Mark's kitchen A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Okami

OH YEAH! We're on FIRE TONIGHT, with all of the GENTLE CHAT you can handle! Tonight we go HAM on the CALIFORNIA RAISINS! WHITNEY'S DAD'S INCREDIBLE VHS SETUP! MOTORCITY! OUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS TO EACH OTHER! OJICHAN SAUCE! THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY SEASONS OF SUPERNATURAL! AND MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Godless A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Motorcity

Look. Everybody has an off day sometimes. Maybe you're trying to do a podcast, but you're too sick or tired. Maybe there's a mouse in your apartment, or you call Chris Hemsworth by a hilarious new name. But the IMPORTANT THING is you push through it to talk about the True King of Frasier, Shenmue, the indelible images and circular narrative of GATTACA, cat buttholes and farts, and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Gattaca A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Shenmue

Put another log on the fire and drape yourself with another opulent shawl because THIS cast....just got COZY! We're relaxed and warm as hell and it shows, as we talk about 1980s licensing, mezcal, competence kink, Taika Waititi, tiny Matt Damon's enormous hot dog and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Mario 64 A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Clone High

ooooOOOOooooOOOO it's a HAAUUUUNTED episode! In this week's SPOOKTACULAR CALVACADE OF SCARES we talk about STRANGER THINGS, THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, the terrible life and marriage of Miles O'Brien, horror movie wikipedia pages, BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA, Keanu Reeves's bloody nipple, the immortal asshole Byron and MUCH MUCH MORE! AWOOOOOOOOOO! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Most of Stranger Things A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Almost any horror movies, at all

NITECAST! NITECAST! NITECAST! We started 30 minutes earlier tonight and we're passing the savings on to you! Tonight we make a delicious Neo Yokio sandwich. What's in the middle? Fall Playlists! Due South Fanart! Early Media Memories! Romantic Dreams! Getting Sleep! And Much Much More!!!! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Audiobooks of British ghost stories A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: What Remains of Edith Finch

Whoa! We got a live one this week, featuring the thrilling conclusion to the Frasier Opera saga! The introduction to the unnamed Dennis Leary sitcom we're fighting over, as well as the return of TUCCI SANDWICH! Jury duty? Neo Yokio? Childbirth? And we end with a tantalizing cliff-hanger: which A-list celebs gain their power from having NEVER been horny? A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Gattaca A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: You Wish

It's our shortest episode ever, but buddy, this one is DENSE with content! We talk about Frasier opera, unusual single-serve coffee brewing devices, powerpoints about our ships, babies suddenly emitting fluid, and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The opera "When A Man Loves Two Women" (YET) A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Bripe coffee brewing device (YET)

It's another Nite Cast, and this one has it all - Friendship Mindfreaks, Final Fantasy X, presents for me, Star Wars and Treks, werewolf birth control, skull face tattoos and MUCH MUCH MORE! We also talk as always about babies and kitties! A THING MARK HAS SEEN: Moana A THING WHITNEY HAS SEEN: Moana THEY BOTH THINK MOANA IS: Good? Mods?

CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN! This is an episode just BURSTING with that sweet summer corn! But we've also got BBC shows, FlameCon, adorable 12 year old Vulcan Whitney on the news, THE CITY! OF! INDUSTRY!, webcomics again, ghost cats, and MUCH MUCH MORE! CORN CORN CORN CORN CORN! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The inside of an IKEA. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Supersizers Go, still, somehow!

We might change history or solve a mystery on this week's episode of I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT, where we change history to make "Austin Powers" not really stand the test of time and solve the mystery of how unwoke Scrooge McDuck is. We also talk about Stargates, Canadians, Atlantis and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Donovan's "Atlantis". A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Rick and Morty.

This episode has a little bit of everything: Buck Frobisher, RCMP! A History of Fanfiction, Or, Trapped in a Canadian Shack! The Big Stars and Bad Movies of Yesteryear! Retro Game Nostalgia! THE NINETIES THE NINETIES THE NINETIES THE NINETIES A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Canadian Bacon. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Due South.

The thing about these night casts is sometimes.... they get a little a-dark. We start off very peacefully talking about Canadian folk and those sweet sweet Dream Daddies, but after a surprising visitor comes to Whitney's door, the conversation turns to celebrity deaths and recognizing your own self worth! But don't worry, we bring it on home with some good talk about, you guessed it, video games. And MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: A live performance by Stan Rogers. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Dream Daddy.

Hey listeners! I'm going to do something a bit different in this blurb, which is be kind of serious. On this episode - through a series of twists and turns - learn about Paula Wilshe. Ms. Wilshe was a fanfiction author who passed away in 2003, and who made such a great impact in the fandoms in which she worked that the Starsky and Hutch fandom has an annual award for new writers that bears her name. Because of who we are and the tone of the show we sometimes stumble into deeply emotionally effecting things on banana peels. I think both of us were really awed by the little bit we learned about Ms. Wilshe tonight. We might be very jokey about media properties but I like to think we are pretty serious about fans. We also talk about how Jafar (of Disney's "Aladdin") might have had sex. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: My Dinner With Andre A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: All of The Princess Bride

Alf: The Animated Series. Freakazoid. Bucky O'Hare and the Toad Wars. uh...Life With Louie. What do all of these shows have in common? Well, we keep talking about them for some reason! And we talk about a lot of stuff this week! Kanji in Duolingo! Fan and Spritz Life! The horrible alternate Monster Squad universe! The pending incredibly popular #WHITBULLCRUISE hashtag! It's fun, we have fun! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Little Clowns of Happytown. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: A naked hike.

Oh boy! It's a late night and extra long family time! We talk about just about everything, from cinema sins to witchcraft to lesbian road trips to drag queens and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Office. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Drag Race.

This week we're full of the pride of the Babadook and are just crazy for video games! We talk about women who wonder, adorable kitty birds, the pitfalls of cold soups, and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Brewster's Millions. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Last Guardian.

This week we do a deep dive into the extended Jim Carrey Riddlerverse! But not only that - it's a late night cast full of sultry voices and box rosé, and we talk a lot about things we really love, from Overwatch to Caves of Qud and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Age of Napoleon. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The books of KJ Charles.

It's another nightcast! This time we talk about the secrets to juicy meatballs, our beautiful human daughters and how they destroy things, the dangers of using the broiler, who is kissing whom in Overwatch, and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The experience of actually playing Overwatch. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: A timpano.

It's another really nice Family Time - just like the listeners want! This week we talk about the Beautiful Bald Men of Hollywood, sharkboys and sharkboys of the past, the Riverdale of the Future, Gary Jonas, Al Borland, our human daughters and MUCH MUCH MORE! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Earth Girls Are Easy A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Riverdale (2028 reboot)