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This week on the show that needed a few days to recover from last weekend, returning champions AUDREY & CHRISTINA from PUCK BUNNIES bring their belts back to the show to talk the NHL Draft, Tyler Myers and the problem with free agency, trading a first round pick for J.T. Miller, and their newfound celebrity status after rubbing shoulders with the NHL media elites and being recognized in the streets. PLUS: The girls go deep into Justin’s astrology chart, and Audrey is dying after one magic night at The Roxy. Follow Audrey on Twitter: @aud_bowler Follow Christina on Twitter: @floozyesq Follow Puck Bunnies on Twitter: @puckbunnies_pod This show is produced by listeners like you! Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where an actual honest to god bonus episode will appear in the next few weeks. Outro Music: “Kids In America”, by Kim Wilde

This week on the show that’s all about prospects (except when it’s not), the editor-in-chief of Elite Prospects J.D. BURKE returns to the show to talk how the order might fall, the depth of the 2019 class, and which prospects Canucks fans should rejoice or cringe if the team picks at 10th. PLUS: The takeaway lessons of a bad Stanley Cup Final, how we were screwed no matter who won, the late-career utility of Edler and Tanev, and memories of our friend Jason Botchford. Follow J.D. on Twitter: @JDylanBurke This show is produced by listeners like you. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow. Outro Music: “Kids”, by PUP

This week on the show that may have benefitted from some officiating here and there along the way, SIE MORLEY of Fear The Fin stops by to talk all things San Jose Sharks: their playoff run, the futures of Joe Thornton and Erik Karlsson, and the one weird trick doctors don’t want you to know about how Doug Wilson’s team has remained competitive over two decades. PLUS: Barstool towels, confessing to war crimes, what the heck’s going on with the ECHL’s Kelly Cup trophy, and why no one’s really interested in Blues vs Bruins. Follow Sie on Twitter: @nowyousieme Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow — this show is produced by the support of listeners like you. Outro Music: “Consolation Prizes”, by Phoenix

This week on the show here to talk about Bose Horvats and Brock Bozo, former Vancouver sports radio producer / host turned international man of mystery MIKE MARTIGNAGO joins the program for an update on what he’s been up to since going off the grid, the grind of trying to live the dream, Francesco Aquilini’s Twitter, Trevor Linden’s redemption, John Weisbrod’s bizarre resumé, the ongoing scandals surrounding Whitecaps FC, a spirited debate on whether sports newsroom employees are allowed to feel joy over positive results, and an inside scoop on Kawhi’s off-season plans. PLUS: Ralph Rantignago shares his experiences with wage theft, and we share memories of our friend Jason Botchford. Follow Mike on Twitter: @MikeMartignago Follow Ralph on Twitter: @RalphRantignago Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow Outro Music: “Should’ve Known Better”, by Richard Marx

This week on the show that gets it to go, it’s a very special episode as a wide array of guests stop in to answer one question: Where were you last night? Writers, podcasters, artists and fans share their perspectives on The Shot — Kawhi Leonard’s Game 7 buzzer beater to keep the Raptors’ playoff hopes alive. Already an iconic moment in both NBA and Toronto sports history, we break it all down with an examination of the moment. An oral history of The Shot. Joining me to do so are: Sean Woodley, Raptors HQ & Locked On Raptors (0:07:50) Blake Murphy, The Athletic (0:21:23) Max Kerman, Arkells (0:32:53) Andrew Zuber, Yahoo Sports Canada & Sportsfeld (0:40:19) Josh Custodio, bartender & Top Marks (0:53:42) Rob Rousseau, writer & 49th Parahell (1:03:56) Devang Desai, theScore & Open Era (1:28:32) Vyas Saran, Maclean’s & Roxy Fever (1:42:30) Jake Goldsbie, actor & Sportsfeld (1:46:02) Vivek Jacob, Yahoo Sports Canada & Locked On Raptors (2:11:37) Tremendous talents all, and I thank them for their time and stories. If you like the show, please support it at Patreon.com/RealGoodShow. Outro Music: “Compromise”, by Shad  

This week on the show that’s still grieving, I reflect a bit on the takeaway lessons of Jason Botchford’s friendship and incredible professional impact, and how I feel changed personally and professionally since his passing. I wanted to put together a tribute show this week collecting stories from people who knew him like I did, and people who knew him better than me. But the timing didn’t feel quite right to do that. I couldn’t bring myself to do it, anyway. Not yet. But I did share my own stories of the man and the way he helped me with CHRIS FABER of CanucksArmy on his podcast, and with his permission have republished that conversation in full with my own introduction. I strongly recommend Faber’s full podcast, talking with Georgia Twiss, myself, Jackson McDonald, J.D. Burke, Harman Dayal, Clay Imoo, Cory Hergott and Ryan Biech. It runs over 5 hours and is as cathartic as it is heart-wrenching. You can find it by searching for Canucks Conversation wherever you get your podcasts. I want to thank Chris for getting me going and allowing me to spill these stories at a time when I did not feel up to talking to anyone about anything. The kid can interview. Find Chris on Twitter: @ChrisFaber39 Outro Music: “Sample in a Jar”, by Phish

UNLOCKED: Real Good Stuff - 17 - First Annual RGS Canucks Summer Summit (with Jason Botchford) In honour of Botch's memory, I wanted to bring this out from behind the paywall so everyone would to be able to hear this. He was a great talent, and a wonderful friend. We will miss him terribly. ||It's an episode that's been years in the making, and it will not disappoint! JASON BOTCHFORD of The Province Sports, the architect of The Provies himself, joins the Real Good Boys as the inaugural guest in the Real Good Studio to talk (what else) -- the Canucks. We get into it about executives around the league reading Jyrki21's comic strip and thinking he must be a former member of Canucks brass, plus understanding Vancouver as a market, the media beatdown the team took in 2011, Dale Tallon vs the Computer Boys, Kyle Dubas, NHL draft lists, Noah Hanifin, and the probability of the team trading its first round pick. And Botch regales with torturous tales of attending his daughters' dance recitals.|| This episode was released on June 4th, 2018. RIP Jason. We love you.

This week on the show that has a show this week, it’s a crossover event for the ages, as the ladies of PUCK BUNNIES, AUDREY & CHRISTINA make their RGS debuts. There is so much hockey to catch up on, and we try to touch it all: the Hurricanes’ improv troupe energy, the Blue Jackets pushing all in, why Jay Beagle is beloved in Washington, the Morgan Rielly thing, and why the Pittsburgh Penguins are the most fascinating team to watch as a Vancouver fan. PLUS: Audrey and Christina discuss their experiences with hockey Twitter’s sexist gatekeepers, we run afoul of Islanders and Leafs fans during the Tavares return game, and we revisit the relic of gendered hockey coverage that was CBC’s While The Men Watch. Follow Audrey on Twitter: @aud_bowlerFollow Christina on Twitter: @floozyesq Follow Puck Bunnies on Twitter: @puckbunnies_pod Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow New show art and theme song (still) coming soon! Outro Music: “Midnight City”, by M83

This week on the show that was recorded before the Robert Kraft story broke, we go in on owners anyway! 49th Parahell's ROB ROUSSEAU joins the show to talk the Raptors loading up at the deadline, Colin Kaepernick's massive settlement in his collusion case against the NFL, the useless bloodsucking of sports owners, and the way professional sports fandom warps your perception of labour issues. Follow Rob on Twitter: @robrousseau Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow New show art and theme song coming soon! Outro Music: "Iafallo You Into The Dark", by Death Cab For Coachie (Justin Morissette)

This week on the show that finally got fired, FlamesNation columnist MIKE PFEIL -- our man on the ground in Edmonton -- joins the show to mourn the loss of the NHL's dumbest GM, and celebrate the legacy of the man who unquestionably ruined the Oilers. PLUS: Why this year's Flames are different, what the NHL got right at this year's All-Star Game, and what it still needs to fix going forward. Meanwhile back at the ranch, a little transcription creates a heap of trouble. Follow Mike on Twitter: @MikeFAIL Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow New show art and theme song coming soon! Outro Music: "Helplessly Hoping", by Crosby, Stills & Nash

This week on the show that might waive, but then again might not, J.D. BURKE of The Athletic Vancouver stops by the show for a lengthy discussion on where the Canucks are at after the midway point of the season, what they should do about Alex Edler as trade deadline approaches, and how the Edler conversation is over-shadowing some more important decisions the team needs to make either at the deadline or during the off-season. PLUS: Why everyone hates J.D., and getting real about the lifestyle of those trying to break into the current sports media landscape. Follow J.D. on Twitter: @JDylanBurke Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow New show art and theme song coming soon! Outro Music: "Hysteria", by Kurt Vile

This week on the show that bombed out in the quarter-finals, sportswriter STEVE EWEN (PostMedia, The Province) stops by to wrap up the World Junior tournament that took over Vancouver to start the new year, and all that talk of junior talent leads to a discussion on the Vancouver Giants, and why you’re unlikely to see hockey ever return full-time to the Pacific Coliseum. PLUS: Lacrosse’s return to downtown! The rise of Vancouver’s basketball culture! And how the Canucks are failing Elias Pettersson. Follow Steve on Twitter: @SteveEwen Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow New show art and theme song coming soon! Outro Music: “Missed The Boat”, by Modest Mouse

This week on the show that has singlehandedly killed the UFC, CHICA bassist and Justin’s Top Marks co-host JOSH CUSTODIO stops by the show to make sense of the latest Jon Jones drug test mess and break down an eventful UFC 232 card that helped the company put a positive exclamation point on what had otherwise been a rocky 2018. PLUS: The search for UFC’s great babyface! Amanda Nunes and the future of women’s MMA! How Conor vs Khabib has become The Prestige! And we’re all enjoying dunking on Darren Rovell, but is there some level of truth to his perspective? Plus the boys dish on their favourite movies of the year. Follow Josh on Twitter: @j0shC Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow New show art and theme song coming soon! Outro Music: “Mr. Jones”, by Counting Crows

This week on the show, it's the holiday season which means only one thing to the discerning hockey fan: it's time for the World Juniors! To break it all down, RGS World Juniors expert RYAN LAMBERT makes his fourth annual appearance on the program to talk up the tournament, the Flyers' firing Dave Hakstol, the rise of Carter Hart, and the way NHL teams waste the prime years of their young goalies. PLUS: We name our favourite movies of the year, and Justin goes on an unhinged rant against George Parros and the NHL's Department of Player Safety. Follow Ryan on Twitter: @twolinepass Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow New show art and theme song coming soon! Outro Music: “Sunflower”, by Post Malone & Swae Lee

This week on the show, RGS isn’t the only three letter acronym coming back from the dead! We’re talking Vince McMahon’s XFL revival, as Deadspin’s DAVID ROTH joins the show for a discussion on the parallel lives of Donald Trump and Vince McMahon, the driving forces within their deranged rich guy brains, and whether a league brought back to capitalize on a political moment can succeed three years after that moment has passed. PLUS: The Brewers’ improbable playoff run, the Mariners’ ongoing locker room demolition, Crab Rangoon, and things of that nature. Follow David on Twitter: @david_j_roth Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow Outro Music: “No Chance In Hell,” by Jim Johnston

This week, it’s the return. The show is back with brand new material, as CanucksArmy’s JACKSON McDONALD joins Justin to talk the Canucks’ deployment of Nikolay Goldobin, the on-going war over the Russian winger between rabid factions on either side, the maturation of Jake Virtanen, and more. But beyond Canucks talk, they also get into OHL’s hazing controversy, and what it reveals about labour needs and unionization in the CHL — and an article of Jackson’s that was read on the floor of Ontario’s provincial parliament. Follow Jackson on Twitter: @failsonmcdonald Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow New show art and theme song coming soon! Outro Music: “Dream Police”, by Cheap Trick

This week on the show that's back from the dead, Justin lays out his vision of the future of the show and hopes that you'll stick around to see it through with him. The show comes back in earnest next week, but in the meantime, there's already an example of what an RGS episode with Justin flying solo with guest sounds like. Chances are, you just haven't heard it. Unlocked from behind the Patreon paywall for your listening pleasure is "1on1 with Nick Dika", as the Arkells bassist joined me in conversation over Juno Weekend back in March. Consider it a taste of what you can expect going forward. I hope you'll stick around. Arkells' new record Rally Cry is available wherever you get your music. Check it out. It's great. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow Follow Nick on Twitter: @NickDika Follow Arkells on Twitter: @arkellsmusic Follow Justin on Twitter: @JustinMoris Follow the show on Twitter: @RealGoodShow Follow your heart on Twitter.

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This week on the show that needs something to blame after last year, John is away watching the Leafs home opener, so Stefan and Justin fly solo and go heavy on Canucks content right before the 2018/19 NHL season kicks off. And why not when they’ve given us so much to talk about: on banning Fortnite, Bo Horvat’s political machinations, the case for playing skill guys, and Stefan’s #IgnoreTheLottery campaign. PLUS: The Gritty backlash has arrived! Kawhi Leonard’s weird laugh! Predicting the NHL season! And what it would take for us to finally stop cheering for the Canucks. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 a month gets you access to all of our donor content. The Summer of Sheldon is over, but you can still enjoy our six Young Sheldon-centric bonus episodes. All six episodes starring Chris James, Brian Gaar, Jenny Toews, Jesse Farrar & Michael Hale, Ivan Decker, and listener / contest winner Jacob Logan are OUT NOW! And the Real Good Mailbag returned with a bang last week. We’ve got a few aces up our sleeve planned for this month, so donate today and don’t miss a minute. Outro Music: “I Think We’re Alone Now”, by Tiffany

This week on the show that f***ing was terrible today, the Real Good Boys are back giving the people more of what they want: in-depth food discussions. It’s snacking season, baby! No better way to enjoy the NFL season than with some quality chips and dip. But which chips are best? And John comes out swinging against dip in general. PLUS: Stefan buys the world’s worst bag of chips. And Justin waxes nostalgic about the authentic Mexican cuisine of Blaine, Washington. (Editor’s Note: This episode was recorded during the tail-end of an era that future historians will call Before Gritty.) Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 a month gets you access to all of our donor content. Last month we launched the Summer of Sheldon, with six Young Sheldon-centric bonus episodes. All six episodes starring Chris James, Brian Gaar, Jenny Toews, Jesse Farrar & Michael Hale, Ivan Decker, and listener / contest winner Jacob Logan are OUT NOW! And the Real Good Mailbag returns this week! Outro Music: “Dip”, by Danny Brown

This week on the show that needs to negotiate here because we're workin' too, it's a sports-heavy show as there are so many things to dive into this week: Vontae Davis retires from the NFL in the middle of a game, the Vancouver Canucks consider banning video games on the road, and Pierre Dorion stares into the abyss that is the future of the Ottawa Senators. PLUS: Speaking of video games, we go deep on games we expect to see on the PlayStation Classic and N64 Classic. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 a month gets you access to all of our donor content. Last month we launched the Summer of Sheldon, with six Young Sheldon-centric bonus episodes. All six episodes starring Chris James, Brian Gaar, Jenny Toews, Jesse Farrar & Michael Hale, Ivan Decker, and listener / contest winner Jacob Logan are OUT NOW! And the Real Good Mailbag returns next week! Outro Music: "Oh! Ellin", by gob

FULL EPISODE AVAILABLE at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow It's the series finale (hopefully) of the Summer of Sheldon, as the Real Good Boys are joined by contest-winner and long-time listener Jacob Logan!! This surely has to be the most vacuous and empty episode yet. ...of Young Sheldon, that is! Because Real Good Sheldon keeps the laughs coming, I assure you. It's the moment we've all been waiting for: the Elon Musk cameo. A cameo that surely the producers knew would stand the test of time, and within a year would not have viewers saying "oh it's that insane man who keeps calling a rescuing hero 'pedo guy'". And you know Jacob is ready to talk about it all, because not only did he take notes, he watched the episode TWICE! Thank you all so much for your support this summer. As painful as it has been to watch Young Sheldon for the last month, making these episodes has been a ton of fun and it makes it all worthwhile to know you've been enjoying them. We appreciate you.

This week on the show that thinks pressure is millions of parents with no money to buy food for their children, we’re beefin’ ‘bout that beef, baby! Justin returns from Chicago to defend his food choices and go all in on the merits of Italian Beef, raising his fist in solidarity with his Italian Beef brothers held down by a sandwich society that fears what it doesn’t understand. Stefan continues to collect royalties on the sale of Hydro Flasks. PLUS: Earbuds vs Airpods! Super Smash Bros! And we pitch our own Food Network original series. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 a month gets you access to all of our donor content. This month we launched the Summer of Sheldon, with six Young Sheldon-centric bonus episodes. The first five episodes starring Chris James, Brian Gaar, Jenny Toews, Jesse Farrar & Michael Hale, and Ivan Decker are OUT NOW! Only one left and it stars just a regular ol' listener, Jacob Logan! Feedback has been great and we've enjoyed doing the episodes, so do the thing and donate NOW. Outro Music: “Heavy Metal Drummer”, by Wilco

This week on the show that's heard the Canadian Minister of Defence believes in aliens, Justin Morissette misses his first episode of all-time, so Stefan and John run amok like kids in a candy shop, with the help of their favorite ne'er do-well, CHRIS JAMES. PLUS: Stefan Auto-Tunes the pod! Justin's Chicago meal choices! And the boys finally answer the question that's been plaguing the pod for years: who's got the best hog in Vancouver sports history? Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 a month gets you access to all of our donor content. This month we launched the Summer of Sheldon, with six Young Sheldon-centric bonus episodes. The first five episodes starring Chris James, Brian Gaar, Jenny Toews, Jesse Farrar & Michael Hale, and Ivan Decker are OUT NOW! Only one left and it stars just a regular ol' listener, Jacob Logan! Feedback has been great and we've enjoyed doing the episodes, so do the thing and donate NOW. Outro Music: "The Coup", by The Coup

This week on the show that never pulled a hammy running across Normandy, Justin's streak of appearing on every episode of the show is set to end next week and the boys grill him on his vacation plans like one of them Chicago-style hotdogs. PLUS: Stefan has an impossible time guessing the towns that have WHL teams! We learn empathy for each other via Freaky Friday-esque body-swap scenarios! And which limbs we'd be willing to amputate for gold. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 a month gets you access to all of our donor content. This month we launched the Summer of Sheldon, with six Young Sheldon-centric bonus episodes. The first three episodes starring Chris James, Brian Gaar, Jenny Toews, Jesse Farrar & Michael Hale, and Ivan Decker are OUT NOW! Only one left and it could star... YOU??? Feedback has been great and we've enjoyed doing the episodes, so do the thing and donate NOW. Outro Music: "Wheat Kings", by The Tragically Hip

FULL EPISODE AVAILABLE at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow The Summer of Sheldon is nearly over, but the fun continues for at least one more episode! We're joined by the hilarious and charming comedian Ivan Decker to discuss the most hopelessly disjointed Young Sheldon to date. Nothing carries over in this show. Literally nothing matters. It's not even self-contained, it's just... there. Ray Liotta appears with an utterly baffling cameo, and we continue to find more interesting storylines in throwaway lines than the plot they actually used for this episode. Future guests on Real Good Sheldon include... YOU??? The guest for our sixth episode will be drawn from the list of Patreon donors on August 29th, so you could win your way on to an episode just by supporting the show. Thank you, and good luck.

FULL EPISODE AVAILABLE at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow The Summer of Sheldon continues with another RGS/YKS cross-over event! That's right, those good ol' boys from Your Kickstarter Sucks, Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale, are here to watch easily the worst episode of the Young Sheldon we've subjected ourselves to to date. Just a punishingly terrible episode of television. But that's okay, because an episode of Young Farrars breaks out instead, as Jesse's children crash the podcast. Future guests on Real Good Sheldon include comedian Ivan Decker, and... YOU??? The guest for our sixth episode will be drawn from the list of Patreon donors on August 29th, so you could win your way on to an episode just by supporting the show. Thank you, and good luck.

This week on the show that is just, uhhhh, ok, the Real Good Boys are still stuck for what to talk about, so they take a deep-dive on the topics you're dying to know about, like the world of McDonaldland and how much money they'd accept to make their internet search histories public. PLUS: Brief Canucks talk! Movies that get adapted into video games! And the boys finally reveal what they would do with all the hats if they scored an NHL hat trick. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 a month gets you access to all of our donor content. Our good friend JESSE FARRAR joined us in July to discuss his favourite movie of all time: Guillermo Del Toro's PACIFIC RIM! This month we launched the Summer of Sheldon, with six Young Sheldon-centric bonus episodes, and every single $5 donor pledging on or before August 29th is entered to win a guest appearance on the show! The first three episodes starring Chris James, Brian Gaar, and Jenny Toews are OUT NOW! The next two, featuring Ivan Decker and the boys from YKS are COMING SOON! And then it's the episode potentially starring YOU, the listener. Feedback has been great and we've enjoyed doing the episodes, so do the thing and donate NOW. Outro Music: "Video Games", by Lana Del Rey

FULL EPISODE AVAILABLE at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow Oh baby, it's that Summer of Sheldon time again! This week we're joined by delightful comedian and fan-favourite guest JENNY TOEWS to discuss an episode of Young Sheldon that's... *gasp* actually good? It starts strong anyway, but eventually regresses to the mean. That's fine too, because we actually barely talk about it! Annie Potts joins the cast for this episode, so it's largely spent discussing THAT SCENE in Ghostbusters (you know the one) -- a movie with John has somehow never seen. Dan Aykroyd is a sick freak. Future guests on Real Good Sheldon include comedians Ivan Decker, Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale of Your Kickstarter Sucks, and... YOU??? The guest for our sixth episode will be drawn from the list of Patreon donors on August 29th, so you could win your way on to an episode just by supporting the show. Thank you, and good luck.

This week on the show whose friends call it Big Al, the boys are stuck in the dog days of summer and get out of it by doing an extended mailbag, answering some extremely existential questions, like what our first novel would be about and what living person would be the most difficult to hunt. PLUS: Ultimate frisbee! Disc golf! Classic jerseys! And Stefan finally names the yacht he's always dreamed of owning. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 a month gets you access to all of our donor content. Our good friend JESSE FARRAR joined us in July to discuss his favourite movie of all time: Guillermo Del Toro's PACIFIC RIM! This month we launched the Summer of Sheldon, with guests Brian Gaar, Ivan Decker, Jenny Toews, Chris James, Jesse Farrar, Michael Hale, and... YOU??? That's six Sheldon-centric bonus episodes, and every single $5 donor pledging on or before August 29th is entered to win a guest appearance on the show! The pilot episode, with Chris James, and the second episode, with Brian Gaar, are OUT NOW! Feedback has been great and we've enjoyed doing the episodes, so do the thing and donate NOW. Outro Music: "Please Mr. Postman", by The Marvelettes

FULL EPISODE AVAILABLE at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow It's that Summer of Sheldon time again...! Comedian BRIAN GAAR (Rooster Teeth, ATX Uncensored) joins the Boys this time out to give a genuine Texan perspective on the second episode of Young Sheldon -- an episode that has actual jokes in it! But also an episode with little to no plot. It's a give-and-take situation. We do our best to expand upon the nothingness of this episode and discuss the frequency with which Sheldon would get beaten up in reality, inappropriate teacher-student socializing, and what really goes down in the teachers' lounge. PLUS: Brian hears the word "Bazinga" for the very first time, and drops the hammer on whether Sheldon has beaten Battletoads. Future guests on Real Good Sheldon include comedians Ivan Decker, Jenny Toews, Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale of Your Kickstarter Sucks, and... YOU??? The guest for our sixth episode will be drawn from the list of Patreon donors on August 29th, so you could win your way on to an episode just by supporting the show. Thank you, and good luck.

This week on the show that still kisses its kids on the mouth, the Real Good Boys realize it's been a long time since they've come up with a new segment, so they spend an awful lot of time doing just that, cooking some up in the Segment Kitchen. PLUS: Justin goes Incognito! Ray Lewis gets inducted into the Hall of Fame! Don Cherry (not that one, the other one)! And Justin finally becomes a man and gets his first-ever SCENE Card. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 a month gets you access to all of our donor content. Our good friend JESSE FARRAR joined us in July to discuss his favourite movie of all time: Guillermo Del Toro's PACIFIC RIM! This month we launch the Summer of Sheldon, with guests Brian Gaar, Ivan Decker, Jenny Toews, Chris James, Jesse Farrar, Michael Hale, and... YOU??? That's six Sheldon-centric bonus episodes, and every single $5 donor pledging on or before August 29th is entered to win a guest appearance on the show! The pilot episode, with Chris James, drops later this week. That's a lot to look forward to, so hop on the Patreon feed and don't miss a minute! Outro Music: "Brown Rice", by Don Cherry

FULL EPISODE AVAILABLE at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow The Summer of Sheldon is officially here! We kick off our August mini-series of Young Sheldon reviews by taking in the pilot with classic RGS guest Chris James, and seem to go out of our way to not discuss the episode. Because, what is this show, some kinda drama or something? We'd rather discuss Chris's admittedly strange history with the Big Bang Theory, and those giant gumball machines they used to have at Blockbuster. Future guests on Real Good Sheldon include comedians Brian Gaar, Ivan Decker, Jenny Toews, Jesse Farrar and Michael Hale of Your Kickstarter Sucks, and... YOU??? The guest for our sixth episode will be drawn from the list of Patreon donors on August 29th, so you could win your way on to an episode just by supporting the show. Thank you, and good luck.

This week on the show that's just gonna bypass that question because improvement will lead to success, John returns to the show fresh off his successful stint at JFL performing as his beloved Southern Momma character and he's full of fire and rage as two of the most contentious debates in RGS history break out over... (checks notes) Troy Stecher and salad. PLUS: Trevor Linden leaves the Canucks! We debate the ceiling of Elias Pettersson! Jim Harbaugh thinks eating chicken gives you brain diseases! New holiday mascots! And Justin comes out swinging against The Office. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 a month gets you access to all of our donor content. Our good friend JESSE FARRAR joined us in July to discuss his favourite movie of all time: Guillermo Del Toro's PACIFIC RIM! This month we launch the Summer of Sheldon, with guests Brian Gaar, Ivan Decker, Jenny Toews, Chris James, Jesse Farrar, Michael Hale, and... YOU??? That's six Sheldon-centric bonus episodes, and every single $5 donor pledging on or before August 29th is entered to win a guest appearance on the show! The pilot episode, with Chris James, drops later this week. That's a lot to look forward to, so hop on the Patreon feed and don't miss a minute! Outro Music: "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy", by Kenny Chesney

This week on the show that learned to become a Wizard, John is away which means comedian RYAN WILLIAMS returns as special guest co-host! Ryan may be taking his role a little too seriously however, as he's begun dressing in John's clothes, opening his mail, and writing in John's diary about how to manage all his new responsibilities. PLUS: Cottage vs. cabin! We reminisce once more about that awful soda, Orbitz! Josh Hader's racist tweets! Johnny Manziel's big move! Ryan comes out swinging against lettuce wraps! And we all do duelling John impressions. Follow Ryan on Twitter: @Ryanornot And don't forget to vote for him for Sirius XM Top Comic, once he announces when the voting begins (on Friday, July 27th). Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 a month gets you access to all of our donor content. The Summer Blockbuster Spectacular is back in season as our good friend JESSE FARRAR joins us to discuss his favourite movie of all time: Guillermo Del Toro's PACIFIC RIM, available now! We're fast at work on an emergency Goodbye Linden episode with special Canucks guests. And next month we launch the Summer of Sheldon, with guests Brian Gaar, Ivan Decker, Jenny Toews, Chris James, Jesse Farrar, Michael Hale, and... YOU??? That's six Sheldon-centric bonus episodes, and every single $5 donor pledging on or before August 29th is entered to win a guest appearance on the show! That's a lot to look forward to, so hop on the Patreon feed and don't miss a minute. Outro Music: "Freak on a Leash", by KoRn

This is just a snippet of our Summer Blockbuster Series special episode, as we walk through the Guillermo Del Toro sci-fi action classic PACIFIC RIM with our friend Jesse Farrar, who claims it is his favourite film of all time. In this clip, JF is tired of having his buttons pressed by the Content DJ. Support the show to hear the entire discussion, including a deep dive into the Earnest movies, Jesse's old Blockbuster rental habits, and how this kaiju vs jaeger slugfest did (and did not) foretell the rise of Donald Trump. SUBSCRIBE FOR FULL EPISODE: www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow

This week on the show that rhymes with "yummy", the boys can't wait to rake Justin over his latest professional foible: fainting in the heat during a staff BBQ! What an idiot! PLUS: Stefan puts his girlfriend on blast over her dependence on bottled water! Ranking the types of streets! Tales of the Fry Guy! The return of Guess That Soundtrack! And imagine if you will... a world beyond meat. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 a month gets you access to all of our donor content. The Summer Blockbuster Spectacular gets back in full swing this month as our good friend JESSE FARRAR joins us to discuss his favourite movie of all time: Guillermo Del Toro's PACIFIC RIM! And next month we launch the Summer of Sheldon, as we oblige a commissioned request to watch the first six episodes of Young Sheldon. That's six Sheldon-centric bonus episodes, with a special guest for each. That's a lot to look forward to, so hop on the Patreon feed and don't miss a minute. Outro Music: "Faint", by Linkin Park

This week on the show that's pushing awkward points, very well made, the boys talk hamburger power rankings, and Stefan busts out a tape measure to size up his enormous cranium. PLUS: Justin takes a date to the Canucks Summer Showdown... What could go wrong? Stefan breaks down the rooms of his parents' house in which he has and has not, uhh... self-examined himself. A fire alarm disrupts the show! And we regret to inform you that Nick Kyrgios is at it again. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 a month gets you access to all of our donor content. The Summer Blockbuster Spectacular gets back in full swing this month as our good friend JESSE FARRAR joins us to discuss his favourite movie of all time: Guillermo Del Toro's PACIFIC RIM! And next month we launch the Summer of Sheldon, as we oblige a commissioned request to watch the first six episodes of Young Sheldon. That's six Sheldon-centric bonus episodes, with a special guest for each. That's a lot to look forward to, so hop on the Patreon feed and don't miss a minute. Outro Music: "Message in a Bottle", by The Police

This week on the show that knows car and cat are only separated by one letter (isn't that neat?), Dalhousie Tigers forward and former WHL beauty JACKSON PLAYFAIR returns to the show for an in-studio hockey spectacular. John is over the moon with the Leafs signing John Tavares, while Stefan wallows in self-pity and Justin finds glimmers of hope in the Canucks' discouraging free agent crop. PLUS: Our Auston Insider reveals what the Leafs moves mean for Matthews, forecasts his dad's future in the game, and goes deep on the one feud that may have ended with Playfair jerseys in the firepit. We talked hockey with Jackson for 100 minutes and could have gone 300 more. Follow Jackson on Twitter: @jaxplayfair Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where we put out two fine bonus eps last month to celebrate three years of RGS, including the First Annual RGS Canucks Summer Summit with JASON BOTCHFORD and an anniversary special mailbag with beloved guest CHRIS JAMES. This month the Summer Blockbuster Series returns with JESSE FARRAR presents: PACIFIC RIM. And a special listener-commissioned bonus series will be announced next week. Outro Music: "Caribou Lou", by Tech N9ne

It's a special Mailbag episode to celebrate three years of RGS, and Chris James is here to tell us about how he got permanently banned from Twitter. To celebrate 150 episodes, Stefan goes on an hour-long mission to gain enough weight to hit 150lbs. In this clip, Chris has questions about weight-cutting in UFC, but the Coffee Boss is the wrong man to ask. FULL EPISODE AT www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow

This week on the show that knows you're just trying to make it look like a bad teammate, comedian and author CHARLIE DEMERS makes his triumphant return on the boys' third anniversary to celebrate three years of Real Good Show and discuss anniversary gifts, Steven Seagal, and the Phillie Phanatic's history of violence. PLUS: Charlie does a bunch more impressions! Survival tactics! And the boys get down and dirty to answer that classic question: who could hold their poop the longest? Follow Charlie on Instagram: @chuckofthesea Buy Charlie's new book, the excellent Property Values, a 2018 crime/humour novel about rising property values and the desperate measures one man goes to in order to lower his. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, including the First Annual RGS Canucks Summer Summit, with JASON BOTCHFORD of The Provies / Province Sports -- 81 minutes of intelligent hockey talk with a man we admire very much. PLUS: after last month's Small Soldiers episode, we're continuing with a Summer Blockbuster series ALL SUMMER LONG, with special guests talking movies that mean a lot to them. And this month's monthly Mailbag features the return of beloved guest CHRIS JAMES! There's never been a better time to hop on the Patreon feed. Outro Music: "Talking Straight", by Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever

This week on the show whose ass is in the jackpot, the boys go deep on movies: Incredibles 2! Action Point! Jackass! When was the hardest we laughed in theatres? PLUS: Coaches losing their minds at umpires! The BC Lions! Which movie role were we born to play? Stefan gets lost in The Matrix! And we answer the age-old question: what is a XXXTentacion? Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, including the First Annual RGS Canucks Summer Summit, with JASON BOTCHFORD of The Provies / Province Sports -- 81 minutes of intelligent hockey talk with a man we admire very much. PLUS: after last month's Small Soldiers episode, we're continuing with a Summer Blockbuster series ALL SUMMER LONG, with special guests talking movies that mean a lot to them. Factor in the monthly Mailbag and there's never been a better time to hop on the Patreon feed. Outro Music: "These Eyes", by The Guess Who

This week on the show that was going to be blurred but we wanted to roll the dice, comedian JENNY TOEWS returns to the show to discuss expensive pillows, animal attacks, the Triple Crown, and granola bars. PLUS: Ovechkin goes on an all-time bender! Our plans to murder each other! Stefan does pull-ups! And we finally do a deep dive on the lyrics of the Will Smith classic, "Wild Wild West". Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, including the First Annual RGS Canucks Summer Summit, with JASON BOTCHFORD of The Provies / Province Sports -- 81 minutes of intelligent hockey talk with a man we admire very much. PLUS: after last month's Small Soldiers episode, we're continuing with a Summer Blockbuster series ALL SUMMER LONG, with special guests talking movies that mean a lot to them. Factor in the monthly Mailbag and there's never been a better time to hop on the Patreon feed. Outro Music: "Wild Wild West", by Will Smith

This week on the show that's rolling to victory by a head over Cage Fighter, Stefan is back in studio with us and baby, it's a real studio! The Real Good Studio is officially open for business! We re-open the decal/deckle debate, dish on Bryan Colangelo's burner accounts, and roll out Stefan's Posting School. PLUS: How Many X-Men Can John Name! What NHL city would have the worst time in a pre-game entertainment arms race with Vegas? Our least favourite Canuck is back in the spotlight with his Please Like My Sport LeBron takes! And the boys reveal their own J.R. Smith-esque biggest brain fart moments! Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, including the First Annual RGS Canucks Summer Summit, with JASON BOTCHFORD of The Provies / Province Sports -- 81 minutes of intelligent hockey talk with a man we admire very much. PLUS: After last month's Small Soldiers episode, we're continuing with a Summer Blockbuster series ALL SUMMER LONG, with special guests talking movies that mean a lot to them. Factor in the monthly Mailbag and there's never been a better time to hop on the Patreon feed. Outro Music: "It's A Mistake", by Men At Work

This is just a snippet of the First Annual RGS Canucks Summer Summit with Jason Botchford, recorded live in the Real Good Studio. Support the show to hear the entire discussion about the media beatdown the team took in 2011, Dale Tallon vs the Computer Boys, Kyle Dubas, NHL draft lists, Noah Hanifin, the probability of the team trading its first round pick, and league interest in Jyrki21's Jim Benning comic strip. SUBSCRIBE FOR FULL EPISODE: www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow

This week on the episode that actually got loose on the freeway, the boys conclude their discussion about the mystical cupboard from Indian in the Cupboard, while briefly making mention of the Stanley Cup Final and discussing why the success of the Maple Leafs is pivotal for the future of the league. PLUS: Breakfast for Barinholtz! Porn addiction! The first-ever must-listen donor thank-you's! And the guys finally answer the question you've been dying to know the answer to: which one of the RGBs would do the best on The Bachelorette? Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, like the monthly Mailbag and two special bonus eps this month, including a special episode where we theorize on which junior hockey player has thrown away his NHL career on video games, and a full review of the 1998 kids' film classic "Small Soldiers". And stay tuned for next month, as we have a huge Canucks episode upcoming with a very special guest. Outro Music: "Wild Horses", by The Rolling Stones

This week on the show that knows you've seen its hot tub body, the Real Good Boys go far too deep theorizing what would happen if you put a dildo into the magic cupboard from the seminal film, "Indian in the Cupboard". PLUS: Luca Sbisa might win a Cup! Small Soldiers! Kamloops! And we answer the age-old question: would you accept your dream body if it also meant you were pale green? Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, like the monthly Mailbag and two special bonus eps this month, including a big Canucks talk special with a major special guest. The other bonus episode was just recorded and it's a "Whodunnit?" as we try to uncover which NHL draft pick is throwing their career away to a video game addiction. Outro Music: "Like Toy Soldiers", by Eminem

This week on the show that didn't have Dwyane Wade and Kobe Bryant carrying us down the court, improvisor NIMA GHOLAMIPOUR joins the show to discuss his basketball skills, why John should be the next coach of the Raptors, Power Rangers, and what's worse: bad improv or bad stand-up. PLUS: What's the show worth?  The CJFL makes headlines for all the wrong reasons! Justin lost his job! And John displays a startling knowledge of MTV's My Sweet Sixteen. Follow Nima on Twitter: @NimaGholamipour Support the show at www.patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all our bonus content, like the monthly Mailbag and two special bonus eps this month, including a big Canucks talk special with a major special guest. If you've been wanting more hockey talk from us, this should be a big one.  Outro Music: "I Try", by Macy Gray

This week on the show that just wants you to score, just please fucking score, the boys are re-joined by The Sport Chronicle's Devang Desai to talk Toronto sports failures, ghosting, and the curious case of the missing umbrella. ALSO: Brad Marchand! Whitecaps! LeBron James! American Pharoah! And finally answering the age-old question of how people in motion-capture suits go to the bathroom. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all of our donor content, including the monthly mailbag as well as a Canucks Season In-Review special with at least one top secret high profile guest. If you've been yearning for more RGS hockey talk, this will be a big one. Outro Music: "Bennie and the Jets", by Elton John

This week on the show that lets the tank get down to halfway and then puts 20 bucks in, the Real Good Boys are all back in the studio and joined by David "The Coffee Boss" Booker to discuss MMA mishaps, fighting in Alaska, and how he got his nickname. PLUS: The Canucks pick 7th! The Leafs get eliminated from the postseason! John plays a gig in a small town! Trading our bad habits! And the boys issue a formal apology for their draft lottery stream. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all of our donor content, including the monthly mailbag as well as a Canucks Season In-Review special with at least one top secret high profile guest. If you've been yearning for more RGS hockey talk, this will be a big one. Outro Music: "Tonto", by Battles

This week on the show that announced the wrong winner and is sorry, my friend, the RGS Boys go deep on fast food as Stefan discovers that he loves Del Taco and the boys once again try to convince John to eat a Big Mac. PLUS: Chicken Fingers! The Maple Leafs! The Coffee Boss! And Justin and John debate Shrek's place in animated movie history. Support the show at patreon.com/RealGoodShow, where $5 this month gets you access to all of our donor content, including the monthly mailbag as well as a Canucks Season In-Review special with at least one top secret high profile guest. If you've been yearning for more RGS hockey talk, this will be a big one. Outro Music: "My Favorite Mistake", by Sheryl Crow