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A podcast full of observational and (some times slightly dark) humor , it's stream of consciousness - though mostly not without merit - that's occasionally thought provoking without taking itself too seriously... Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

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    • Apr 14, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 28m AVG DURATION
    • 51 EPISODES


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    Another cringe-y romance novel reading :D

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2023 12:00


    Here excepts from a novel about two publicists who wanna bang and also beat each other (in a professional sense ) - naturally the woman is gaslit by a sexist asshole who we're supposed to be swooning over

    Excerpts from erotic fic about a paper clip

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2022 21:43


    Welcome to season 7 :D where I try my darndest to make it thru reading some of the cringiest erotic fic and romance novels I can scour up . Yes , this episode starts with (surprisingly positive) updates on my typically comically horrendous (don't worry there's mention of some of that from previous attempts too

    Domestic violence; a look at the last few years changes both good and bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2022 30:43


    October is domestic violence awareness month, so in this episode we take a peek at both the bad and good changes in all things Dv; including the rough sex defense, coercive control, statutes of limitations and more

    Everywhere you go; apple air tags, tile devices and what you need to know

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2022 22:16


    Get the low down on tile devices and apple air tags, including apple's latest attempts to remedy the *unforseen * ( eye roll

    Apps; the good , the bad, the potentially risky

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2022 27:43


    In this episode we dive into the world of stalkerware ( the malware of unwanted followers

    App safety you may not have thought about, the role of misinformation and a look ahead (;

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2022 28:39


    In this episode I'm downing a cold brew while going over potential dangers and fixes to consider when using a selection of apps (many of which you may not have thought had any risk involved- I'm sorry , you're welcome?

    Social media safety ; tips to protect yourself from unwanted "followers"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2022 16:18


    In this slightly shorter than average episode, I'll offer a few tips on avoiding unwanted followers online via securing your social media profiles against stalkers , crazy exes, random psychos and the like

    I'm backkkk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 16:17


    A mini update ( also , I've missed you guys

    Dark Psychology; eps 7 -Protecting Yourself From Predation: a non users guide

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 44:31


    My induction into black ops hypnosis; bonus episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2021 63:44


    Ok, so I did the thing- thank u champagne and sleep deprivation? Lol but for reals guys , here it is - thought I'd give you a mini peak into what it's like to be covertly hypnotized before I realease the next episode on how to avoid it/ stop it ...see if you can pick up on the tactics we've already discussed in my recount ...kept it vague- ish ( I'm still technically human,ok? ) But I hope this helps someone/ gives you some real life context for what we've been discussing in this season- feel free to share , stay safe and stay tuned guys, gals and everyone else

    Dark psychology eps 5; Hypnosis meet bdsm; discussing hypnokink/erotic hypnosis, CNC/TPE ðics

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 41:03


    In eps 5 of dark psychology , we discuss /define hypnokink/erotic hypnosis and the various types /scenerios within it , we also delve into CNC /TPE and the accompanying ethical dilemmas /qualms with each and how these and the greater concept of true consent relate to the subject covert hypnosis and hypnokink overall - we then briefly go over motivations/goals for covert hypnosis and end with a truly disconcerting peak into a particularly disturbing catagory within hypnokink involving gas masks and a very prolific but mysterious company who wants sex zombies ??? Wait - rly ?? What ??? It's a weird one guys

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    Dark psychology eps 4; the 4 stage protocol , anchoring & the dark dark

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2021 47:53


    In episode 4 of season 5 dark psychology , we discuss the 4 stage protocol for hypnotic induction , we introduce the concepts of anchoring and post hypnotic suggestion and we also dip our toes into * the dark dark * : somnambulism and hypnotic amnesia ...scary shit guys , scary shit ...but also fascinating ...and kind of good to be aware of

    That time I went out with /nArrowly dodged a hacker with a machete paddle fetish

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 18:07


    Back yet again to share the sludge that is my dating life (thus far ) , today's winner enjoyes masogynist double standards , hacking , lock picking and all things fucking machetes ... and I mean ALL things :/ and why the hell not ? Right ?!! Like why the fuck not ... Seriously

    Dark psychology; the milton method and other covert hypnosis techniques

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2021 35:29


    In today's episode we pick back up in our discussion on new code nlp (aka covert hypnosis) as we discuss and breakdown the milton method , how it differs from the meta model of classic code nlp and how it intersects and overlaps with other additional covert hypnosis techniques /hypnotic trance techniques, well close with a teaser on the exciting and fucked up topics for next time (and beyond !) Strap in guys , it's gonna get weird --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    That time I (almost ) went out with a viking satanist PI

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 35:24


    So yeah...starting this episode with a mini story about a very odd fellows I met in bar while attempting to do my laundry and finishing with a date I very much opted out of last year, maybe attempting to guess my address and full name combined with raising pitbulls and "private security " was not the best pick up attempt? But oh there's so much more

    Dark psychology; nlp and covert hypnosis part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2021 58:48


    In this episode we discuss the link between EMDR and NLP, what factors influence someone's hypnotic susceptibility (and what affect trauma has on this), how these factors could influence a predator's "hunting ground" /search for potential victims , and we'll go over case studies In the form of well documented occurrences of hypnosis facilitated rape and assault (thankfully some of which were actually successfully prosecuted ) , a terrifying phenomena which seems to be very much on the rise thanks to online platforms making "techniques " available to the masses and a plethora of twisted fucks ready and waiting to try their hand at fucking with someone else's mind .... literally --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Yet more prosey shit ...an impromptu mini break from the darkness...sort of?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2021 26:36


    An oh so brief interlude from our current topic to flash back to season 4 in the form of in progress prosey like shit , meet ; "Tirimasu and puddles", "haunting houses" , "bastard" , "jumping into the flames"...enjoy (: ( maybe ?) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Dark psychology; nlp - an introduction to the terrifying world of real life mind control

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 25:52


    In the first episode of the new dark psychology season , we begin our descent into utter sludge with the history and basics of something called nlp , learn the difference between classic vs new code , and how a fucked up unethical hypnotist got involved and made everything a little more hellish by *inspiring* these two nitwits to package up good old fashion mind control and abuse of power In a way that even your garden variety useless sociopath could learn online and use for endless devious and truly horrifying ends , isn't humanity fucking wonderful?! :D --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Happy anotomically incorrect heart day! ( Did I spell that right ?:/ )

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021 28:47


    Hey lovely folks, today's little episode includes *highlights* from the underbelly of the post Covid outbreak virtual dating world, confusing items encountered in what's left of the vday isle and a few things to make you feel better ( I hope) about your love life via hearing the latest truly horrifying quotes from mine

    That time I went out with a possibly homeless, probably insane and potentially strung out hippy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2021 20:57


    Another first date worst date gem- from a little mountain town in north cali comes the story of the oddly attractive yet concerningly unstable just older enough to be almost scandalous hippy with quite the palate for first date convo; portals , government survalience and demons just scrape the surface ...yeah , I've deleted my dating app again

    Poetic shit (again)... " The difference ", "reflections", and "dancer "

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 19:25


    This minisode I share more prosey almost poetic shit and also tease ya with a bit of a hint on the upcoming news season

    Moving madness and the return of disfunctional life hacks! (A mini update episode)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2021 14:30


    Just a little hello and a few updates (; --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    A collection of three minisodes in the first date worst date saga

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 28:04


    Hear about a fellow with a very *unique* view on "being evolved ", the odd encounter with shark boy the dead eyed gun fanatic, and a day date with a rather creepy Dexter look alike with an apparent proclivity for coffins - yay! Dating in your 30's is so much fun :D :l :l --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    That time i narrowly dodged a middle aged drug fueled orgy at the hard Rock

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 37:16


    What do a blind( ish) date , sex worker anniversary "gifts" , vomit and a penthouse jacuzzi have in common ? Why this shit show of a first date , that's what :D but makes for one hell of a fucking podcast --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    More poetic shit; "tissue paper scars and lemonade " , "freedom is..." And " #authentic "

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 14:17


    Well back to share more of my seasonal wanderings and prosey shit for your listening pleasure or at very least entertainment (; --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Getting all poetic and shit ; "my other half " and "celestial skeletons

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 14:24


    It's season 4 ! Haha today it begins, sharing a couple of my faves today: "my other half " and "celestial skeletons " , enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Revisiting season 3, defining normal , why words are important

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 27:36


    In this shortie, i revisit an unpleasant conversation that provoked some interesting mental dialogue u felt the need to share and i (again) muse on how important words are --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    That time I went out with a psychopath who thought he was both a viking &a god

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 62:48


    Mysterious blood smears in the bathroom, smells not unlike death permeating the cottage kitchen area , and creepy bunny masks ?!?(wtf??) Oh yes ... and if that's not enough, illusions of grandiour and mysoginjstic assholery to boot :D we have ourselves a real winner folks (did I mention his less than charming southern draw ?) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    That time I ... who's your mommy ? No -no, not me; you are sorely mistaken sir

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 29:53


    In this episode I relay the tale of a good fellow with a serious white mommy fantasy and a seriously misplaced idea that I'm the nuturing type , oh and there's rats and cocaine too ...of course , why the fuck wouldn't there be (??? ) Just wtf. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    That time i went out with a possible axe murderer , with a taste for kamakazi's

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 25:16


    Here again to tantalize your morbid curiosity at the utter depths of depravity and disfunction that my dating pool has provided , this episode you'll meet the bartender and possible axe murderer i met in "real life " -gasp- who unfortunately turned out to be just as concerning and short lived as my online attempts , and also had the alcohol palate of a 19year old --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    That time i made it through a date with the embodiment of ignorant privilege

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2020 26:58


    He's had someone deported , fights with sex workers (but "has black friends") oh and lists himself as a " public figure " on instagtam - can one man really house this many horrors?? Oh yes , oh yes and yet there is even more ...just wtf , another tale of a very very unpleasant first date , this one with the human (sort of?) Embodiment of ignorant privlage ...this first date worst date may have u cursing, i know it did me (sorry , not sorry ? Ahhh This guy is truly awful ) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Talking taboo , predators misusing bdsm for abuse

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2020 50:29


    Today we discuss common misconceptions on bdsm and consent , ways in which predatory abusers may hunt in bdsm communities and use an often misunderstood culture as a cloak for abuse , and also briefly note a new and disturbing avenue sadistic abusers are using to *quite literally* fuck with their victims heads ...it's a doozy , happy Halloween

    First steps in getting out , notes on the practical side of escape

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 33:23


    In this episode I offer helpful tips on things to think about/look out for and some fantastic resources to check out as u begin the process of escaping a dv situation --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Voting post dv, character profiling abusers and more rosey tinted flags

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 27:59


    In this episode I share info on how to vote without listing your address online , add a few extra warning signs to look out for and discuss the crossover between cluster b personalities /psychopaths and abusers . I get a bit passionate on this one guys , sorry not sorry (; but we need passion and rage in the right direction and we need to share and discuss to start that positive change

    Rosey tinted ...flags ? Early warning signs you may be dealing with a monster

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 53:33


    In this episode I mention my latest new (it's circus related ☺️) and general happenings before diving into a discussion on some warning signs to look out for as a potential target /as you're dating someone new in order to avoid falling victim to a predator, I also go over some things to look out for /warning signs to watch out for as the support system of a hypothetical /potential target . Enjoy (or at very least I hope this helps in arming you lovely folks further against real life monsters ) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Notes on the importance of solidarity, the complexity of forgiveness & no no's2.0

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2020 28:46


    In this episode, we discuss a few more additions to the " no no" list, the complexity of both the concept and working reality of forgiveness esp within a dv situation and also on a related note the importance of solidarity between a support system and a survivor, oh and I tease some future episodes as well :) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    A mini episode to share a few nifty podcasts, movies, books and the like on dv

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 4:44


    In this mini I share a few resources to check out about dv /loosely relating to dv , and a few really good books, docs and pods -check it out (: --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

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    The no no list ; discussing the best and worst ways to talk to a survivor of dv

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2020 17:41


    In this episode we discuss the best and worst ways to talk to someone who's been thru a domestic violence situation, we discuss why victim is not a bad word and touch on some common cliche phrases and their underlying misconceptions about dv victims and how they function as a form of victim blaming /shaming and ways you can show your support without accidentally sounding like a jerk --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Why she doesn't"just" leave ; understanding the complexities of dv seperation

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 26:37


    So bear with me guys , this one's intense ...intense but good and I dare say needed, fair warning I get a tad bit passionate in this one as the issue hits pretty damn close to home for me ...oh and I'm also just f*cking sick of women being murdered , that too #DomesticViolenceAwarenessMonth --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    That time fuck buddy fun was ruined by foul frog tales

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 26:52


    In this episode I question if google is facilitating the age old notion that there is no such thing as a stupid question, I share the tale of a gentleman who showed me a new and horrifying way to utterly kill the mood (torturing animals as a child should prob be above politics on one's no no list [?!?]), And I share some very practical disfunctional life hacks of how to survive /stay safe in a dating world that helped facilitate the series you are know enjoying... tolerating... enjoying (?? I hope

    That time I drank with Mr hyde , a probable schizophrenic with a definite blood lust

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2020 36:46


    In this episode I recount the harrowing take of my encounter with Mr. Hyde , and all the fun discussion surrounding serial killer father's , slaughter houses , dead birds and mommy issues that came with it ...oh yeah , it's a crazy one --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    That time I almost got abducted by a modern day pirate

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2020 31:53


    The tale of my date gone very very wrong with a sea faring fellow who just couldn't resist repeated jokes about murdering me (among other things ) , starting this season off with the first of many dating horror stories , first dates gone ary and general brushes with near death and /or assault ...per usual told with a generous helping of dark humor and wit sprinkled in for good measure (; enjoy and (very likely) feel instantly better about your love life --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Frankenstein four leaf clovers, I.C.E, and booze for breakfast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 20:02


    Disfunctional life hacks are back! Also , the happy list and a mini rant about the importance of treating yourself decadently and not accepting less than you deserve and four leaf clovers ...and skinny dipping - curious yet ? Maybe a little ?? (also a mini peak at some writing stuffs ) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Sledgehammers, blue hair and sensory deprivation therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2020 14:23


    I intro with a mini rant involving my run ins with real life pirates (not the sexy kind sadly ) , "Mr. Hyde" and another sad little asshat (that's right I said asshat ) then I (finally) get to the point (what was that again?) telling you a bit about sensory deprivation therapy and my very odd and not so therapeutic experience with it .... Oh and there's also a list of my fun little coping mechanisms , your welcome (; --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

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    We can't consent to this , news on the rough sex defense

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2020 17:35


    An encouraging update on the changing legality of the madness that is "the rough sex defense" --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Real life brainwashing , and answering that perpetual, nagging, misguided question

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2020 44:52


    Hey guys, this one's a dusey. It's a bit heavy but worth it I promise ! Enjoy learning new terms , hear about real life brainwashing techniques being used today in toxic interpersonal situations and find out what you can do to help protect yourself and help others dealing with mind fucks and monsters

    House cleaning horror stories

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 25:46


    In this episode I tell you three tales of horror, all involving cleaning houses and also maggots , orange "paint" and sad clowns - scary indeed ...and yes these are all true stories guys --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Science, psychopaths, sociopaths and ways to open stuff up

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2020 15:38


    In this episode I discuss how to spot an ACTUAL psychopath /sociopath and introduce some fun vocabulary surrounding personality disorders as well as informative red flags to watch out for as we go through the psychopath checklist together. Also, I introduce your (dis) functional life hacks for the week, mostly involving how to open up things that are hard to open up (: --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Dysfunctional life hacks, painted rocks and 40 new things

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 20:03


    In this episode I share the first edition of a new segment called "Disfunctional life hacks " mostly involving how to smuggle booze into a variety of places, I list the 40 new things I've done over the last 40 weeks with commentary and I share a little accalade about just how easy it is to make another human smile --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Disembodied Ninja turtles, stalkers,and the unexpected story behind the name...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2020 39:54


    In this episode I share entertaining and disconcerting stories about some of my previous (hopefully) stalkers as well as share helpful hints in staying unstalked or at very least unmurdered, also I unveil the story behind the podcast title (I know you're all *so very * curious) and last but not least I share the curious case of the disembodied Nina turtle figurens ... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/theemmyshow/support

    Trust issues, 39 new things and hoarding pasta

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2020 10:51


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