Unfinished Business w/ Chester & The Shrew

I just want you all to know that Will brought a soundboard to use in this episode, but unfortunately it didn't work and we had to scrap it. That said, I am still very happy with how this interview turned out. Listen to Wieuca's new album Burning Platform everywhere music lives. Don't forget to follow Will's solo artwork over at Land of the Freak on insta. Songs in the Ep - Man of the House, Ciggy Gnardust

Seath and I recorded this interview with Taylor Smith, friend of the pod and proprietor of Arké Brewery.

The pipeline finally runs dry.We recorded this episode memorialize our 5 year experience with this little program. We talked about where we went right, where we went wrong, a few favorite moments, and our plans for the future. It was a blast to finally record in person again.For UFB, we are officially resigning from releasing material on a regular basis. However, we may release an episode from time to time on our usual feed.Thanks for sticking with us, nerds.

Shrew haunts Chris and Rory from Thistle do Nicely, a Scottish podcast by Scottish people about Scottish things.

should have parked at Kroger

Big bass tournament hookups. LinkedIn creepers. Bad Arby’s customer experience.Thanks for tuning in, nerds.

Sebastian… if you’re listening to this episode, you’re welcome.Welcome back to the show, ya nerds. Our apologies for leaving you hanging.Remember: when being crushed by the crippling weight of depression, lift with your legs instead of your back.

If you’ve been left wondering how Shrew and I are getting by lately, this episode is for you.

Our buddy Sauce rejoins the pod this week.Our very insightful takes on the Capitol Insurrection. The stressful life of a knock-off sports memorabilia vendor. Reading books topless for strangers.Thanks for tunin’ in.

Special guest Max Blount returns this week as we talk about our vaccine fantasies, people ogling each others’ bulges on public transit, complaints about deadly babysitters and miuch more.Max plays lead guitar in the awesome, Atlanta-based band Hedonistas. Go give their catalog a listen while we all sit on our collective hands and wait on live music to return.

Throwback posts, escort etiquette, QAnon, and the great sex site wars of 2020.Merry Christmas, Happy New Year ya freaks. Stay safe out there.

Lots of biz talk up front. Are we giving up on this pod? Are we going to off ourselves because we missed the Twitch wave? Only time will tell.Posts start at 28 minute mark, featuring another read from our friends over at Review Party Dot Com.Cheers, freaks.

Would you rather be a hypnotist or a ventriloquist? There’s a right answer here.Welcome back to the show. This week is just OJ and Chester, as Shrew’s new kitty was having butthole problems. Posts start around 28 minutes in. We’ve got boomer calls to Geek Squad. Misguided searching for hypnotherapy. Some lovely Craigslist-themed poetry.If you haven’t yet go check out Chester’s new show Matt Wanted a Hit on Spotify and iTunes.

I know the episode is late. I’m garbage, what can I say.Speaking of garbage, we’ve got a nice haul for you this week. UFB regular Sauce joins Chester and Shrew this week to talk dumpster diving, trash people love stories, and Rudy Giuliani’s weird face. Posts start around 30 minutes and feature submissions from our friends over at Review Party Dot Com. We sent them some of our weird shit to read on their program, and they returned the favor. Go check them out on Spotify.Thanks for sticking with us.

Join us this week as make plans for Civil War 2, recounts mask-related public altercations, and fondly remember the in-your-face atheism of the 1990’s.Posts start around the 20 minute mark - stories of lost love, seeking friends to search for bigfoot, sketchy living situations, and people selling clean pee for drug testing.If you haven’t done so yet, go check out Chester’s new podcast Matt Wanted a Hit.Thanks for sticking with us.

Look, in this episode we blow a government-ran glory hole conspiracy wide open. What more could you want?Posts start at 16:30 - sexy laptop repairmen, leaky moms, creepy bassists wanted, and a few other unmentionables.Chester’s two new podcasts are:Matt Wanted a Hit - interviews with people who do cool shitThe Cook Wook Podcast - just music festival shitThanks for listening, y’all.

Why is the UK so obsessed with Sherlock Holmes? Why did we get rejected for Squarespace sponsorship? What happens when you try to out pizza the hut?Tune in this week to get answers to these questions and maybe some others. Posts start at 14:00.Thanks for listening, ya freaks.

Short, sweet and little loosey-goosey this week. Posts start at the 10 minute mark. We’ve got lost sailors in Mobile, Shark Week pick-up lines, and a little dash of trailer park squatting.Big shout out to Ashton Phillips for the listener post! Thanks for tuning in errybody.

Sauce calls in from Chi-town! He’s one of our first guests and I believe the current record holder for appearances, and it’s always a good time when he joins the cast.Posts starts at the 31 minute mark. We’ve got terrible COVID advice. People looking to bang crackheads. Handymen with oversized tools. Plumbers looking for “apprentices”. It’s a good batch, folks.Thank you Bundt Cake for sending in a post!Check out our recent blog posts, and thanks as always for listening.

This week we welcome back Craigslist historian and classic UFB guest Wieuca Will for a bonafide odyssey of an episode. Church of Satan meetings at Trader Joe’s. Used face masks (NOT what you’d expect). One poor cuckold who just wants some respect.Go check out Wiueca’ new tune “Everybody’s Living in Their Own World” on Youtube or Spotify. Also, go check out Will’s art at land of the freak. on Instagram.Posts start at 21 minutes. Thank you listeners Lee Robbins and Jacob Humrich for sending us posts! Enjoy!

Guys, what would you say is the perfect gift? Did you say a fire extinguisher? Then you sir have great taste.On this episode, we plunge wrist deep into the color world of pillow princesses, dog play, and sketchy massage guys.As always, send us your posts and thanks for listening!

This week on the pod we’ve got missing flesh lights, lazy innuendos, and some cool guys looking to service some tiddays. Plus, we chitter chatter about The Pick Up Artist, all time sex partner record holders, and the magic of the bidet.Sorry about Shrew’s dial up connection. Thanks for listening.30:00 Intro & Posts41:00 Interlude61:00 Short n Sweet

Hello friends. Good to see you. It’s just Shrew and Chester this week. Full disclosure: there’s a lot of Rona and political talk up front, but I promise that we dug up some spicy posts as well. Start around the 37 minute mark if you want to skip our barely informed rambling. Thanks as always for sticking with us.3:00 Chitter Chatter30:00 Interlude37:00 Posts

Just lil short guy that Shrew and I recorded last week. We’ve got more examples of horny gals that are definitely human women and not robots. We got people offering jobs and people looking for bush. Lastly, if you know a Craigslist moderator please lend a hand. Those poor bastards have given up.Check out the recent announcement on our website, Patreon or socials to stay updated on some important programming changes.Stay safe. Keep it weird.

Hey friends. It's another episode of our podcast. This week we welcome back the wonderful Waffles to dig through the trash heap with us. Looking for love in an orgy. Romancing strangers in a gas station bathrooms. It's all here. Plus, we tackle an important question: can you really say you're doing your part if you wouldn't lend your bathroom to an essential worker with IBS? Send us posts. Chat with us on Discord. Take care of yourselves.This episode brought to you by turkeybacon.com18:00 Classic MC’s38:00 Sounds Legit48:00 Craigslist Hot Takes58:00 Short n Sweet

You know why you’re here. Boy do we have some polished turds for you this week. Increasingly dumb takes on the ongoing pandemic. A VERY generous fluffer. One gentlemen who is very turned on by lawnmowers.This episode brought to you in part by turkeybacon.com.

Hi friends. Here’s a podcast episode for you. Hope you like it.This week we bring back treasured guest Mike P for some spicy takes on Only Fans accounts, settling for Subway, sliding into someone’s Zoom dm’s, and one very angry Craigslist crusader who is determined to return Missed Connections to its former glory.Send us posts! Tell your friends! Wash your hands!

Hi friends. Please join us in welcoming OG guest Sauce back to the show this week. Turns out all it took was one little pandemic to send Craigslist back to the dark ages. Shit is WILD again. There’s robots snatching up jobs. Baby play. Sorcerers stealing souls left and right. Plus, people have some spicy takes about the Georgia’s reopening.10:00 Classic MC’s19:00 Sounds Legit33:00 Craigslist Hot Takes48:00 Short n Sweet

What’s up nerds?! We hope you’re out there weathering this damn ‘demic as best you can. Treasured guest Guac rejoins us for this episode. We’ve got acts of Grand Theft Nintendo, examples of blatant corporate pandering, and one gentleman who claims himself to be the grand master of social distancing.Send us posts! The listener sub well is running a bit dry lately. Also, please let us know if you’d like to nominate a friend for our Adopt a Bartender series.This episode brought to you by turkeybacon.com18:00 Classic MC’s32:00 Sounds Legit43:00 Craigslist Hot Takes60:00 Gigs —> Short n Sweet

Welcome back to our porn bunker, I mean podcast! This week on UFB Video Diaries, we’ve got folks developing quarantine crushes, nighttime-only housekeepers, and the world’s saddest cocktail (hint: it involves Cheerwine).This week we started an ongoing “adopt a bartender”, and we welcome you to join us going forward. For each drink we have while recording we will venmo a $1 tip to a bartender friend who’s been negatively affected by the shutdown. Let us know if you’ve got someone you’d like to nominate!Take care, ya nerds. We’re all in this shitbox together.

Short n’ sweet this week. Just a little quarantreat for your listening pleasure. We’ve got people braving CostCo to find love, the ethics of gazing at strangers, and some good ol’ conspiracy theory. Hope you weirdos are hanging in there. Cheers!5:30 Classic MC’s30:00 Craigslist Hot Takes40:00 Short n Sweet

Come along with us, Davey White (new guest / patron) and Threon this week as we witness the Craigslist community very slowly and barely react to the coronavirus outbreak. We’ve got cancelled orgies, lessons on glory hole etiquette, and a group of viking musicians of questionable talent. Life goes on.We went live on Instagram again for this one. Clear your calendar for this Wednesday at 8pm if you want to be join the next episode. Just please don’t bomb our Zoom session with porn. That would be so goofy guys.Plugs:Georgia Criminal Law Podcast on iTunesfieldtriple on Instagram every Friday and Saturday night for movie and music trivia.Tags:8:00 Classic MC’s20:30 Sounds Legit28:30 Housekeeping / Rants and Raves52:16 Short n Sweet

What’s up, nerds?! Welcome to our first ever remote episode! Incidentally, this is also our first live streamed episode. complete with live Q&A. Check the instagram to stay in the know about our next live stream.By the way, Craigslist doesn’t even seem to be aware that there is a quarantine. It’s quite literally (unfinished) business as usual. This week it’s more cool people doing cool stuff - a gentleman combining exercise and masturbation, some strictly platonic face sitting, and a little good old conspiracy theory. Enjoy!6:30 - Classic MC’s17:00 Sounds Legit29:52 Rants n Raves41:30 Short n Sweet

Welcome back, my friends! Tune in this week for a few already freezing cold takes on COVID 19, a scathing review of movie theater chefs, star crossed lovers meeting in the buffet line, and some light venting about the patriarchy. Stay safe out there kids. Don’t mouth kiss your grandparents for a while.35:00 Classic MC’s45:00 Sounds Legit54:00 Interlude1:07:00 Craigslist Hot Takes1:23:00 Short n Sweet

Welcome back, ya freaks. This week friend of the pod Threon joins us to dive deep into the internet’s Mines of Moria, Craigslist. Rumspringer. The Hardy Boys. JD Power & Associates. It’s all connected.37:00 Classic MC’s54:20 Sounds Legit1:08:30 Interlude1:13:45 Craigslist Hot Takes1:30:00 Short n Sweet

We bring back friend of the pod Emily H. this week to dig around in the Craigslist trash heap. This week we’ve got Uber driver archetypes, unconventional stress relievers, and orifices that are definitely not businesses.Our apologies again for the delay. Going forward the new hardware/editing software should lead to quality improvements across the board, so thanks for bearing with us.Cheers!

Should you insure your penis? Are birds the worst type of animal? Is destroying toilets at Starbucks an act of patriotism? In this episode we address these important questions and other moral conundrums that are facing America in 2020.18:30 Classic MC’s39:00 Sounds Legit56:30 Interlude1:13:30 Craigslist Hot Takes1:23:00 Short n Sweet

What’s up nerds?! This week we’ve got a mysterious gang violence in bluegrass country, frustrated owners of below average penises, and one very concerned chicken farmer. Thanks as always for tuning in.36:00 Classic MC’s / Sounds Legit52:00 Interlude1:02:00 Craigslist Hot Takes1:13:00 Short n Sweet

Well, hello again. Let me just be upfront about it - we’ve got a long intro this week. You’re welcome, in case you’re stuck in traffic. We covered a lot of ground in this episode - cruise ship people, country museums, mail order brides, and even a possible time traveler in Pennsylvania.In case you missed it, check out the blog for a breakdown of our plans/hopes/dreams for 2020. Thanks for listening, y’all.35:00 Classic MC’s48:00 Sounds Legit1:02:00 Interlude1:11:00 Craigslist Hot Takes1:24:00 Short n Sweet

Welcome back, ya freaks. Not gonna lie - this is a weird one. Dog balls. Timothee Chalamet. People calling for street justice for those profiting off of fake Baby Yodas. Rogue scout masters starting communes of lost boys out in the woods. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.No break this week. Just pure ‘tent.34:30 Sounds Legit52:00 Craigslist Hot Takes58:00 Short n Sweet

Welcome to our first episode of the new decade! This week, we learn about the life of elementary school nurses, debate the merits of professional bass fishing, and find out Shrew’s plan for making it big on TikTok. Plus, we get DEEP about Phineas Gage. What a douche, am I right?Thanks as always for hanging around. Cheers!21:00 Classic MC’s 38:00 Sounds Legit 55:00 Interlude 1:08:00 Craigslist House Hunters 1:15:00 Rants n Raves 1:24:30 Short n Sweet

Welcome back, my friends! We had a great time welcoming a new guest and OG friend of the pod on this week. Posts this week include the usual drivel… We notice a sudden uptick in the demand for face sitting. We uncover an insidious plot to take advantage of shy elderly Korean men. And it wouldn’t be the holidays if we didn’t stumble onto a whole lot of terrible Christmas innuendos.Thanks as always for sticking with us. We’re serious about the t shirts by the way. DM us if you want to help clear out some inventory. Cheers!24:00 Classic MC’s39:30 Sounds Legit53:30 Interlude1:05:30 Gigs / Craigslist Hot Takes

Merry Chrysler ya filthy animals! We’ve got the OG lineup back in the studio for another great one this week. Shrew recounts his grand return to Buckhead. We discover a not-sketchy-at-all Craigslist travel agency. Best of all, we stumble upon a determined gentleman who knows exactly what he wants in life - The Suckman. Thanks for hanging out with us again, and don’t forget to tune in next week. Cheers!17:00 Classic MC’s43:00 Sounds Legit53:00 Interlude1:03:00 Craigslist Hot Takes1:09:30 Short n Sweet

The train keeps a rollin’… Join us in welcoming Mike P for his first foray into the Craigslist Thunderdome! We had a blast hanging out and tangling with the usual CL drivel - McDonald’s “fart guys”, ski feet enthusiasts, and Secret Santa snafus. Plus, our musings about popsicle power rankings, the great dinosaur conspiracy, and the world’s shittiest reason for being late to work. Thanks for listening, ya freaks! Keep a look out for Mike’s podcast in the coming months (we’ll plug when it arrives). Also, if you want to read Chester’s blog go to unfinishedbusinesspodcast.com/words.18:00 - Classic MCs36:00 - Sounds Legit54:30 - Interlude1:06:00 Craigslist Hot Takes

Welcome back, dirtbags! We’ve got an awesome episode for you this week, honestly might be my favorite of the year. Segs are back! This week’s posts - considerate STD carriers, free beer for sexy rednecks, and Craiglisters reviewing the Irishman.Plus, some spicy discourse about Christmas Stans, axe throwing places, and the lost art of the duel.Thanks for sticking with us, and remember… nothing makes a better White Elephant gift than an obscure podcast t shirt. Cheers!32:30 - Classic MC’s41:00 - Sounds Legit47:30 - Interlude54:00 - Craigslist Hot Takes1:06:00 - Short n Sweet

Just a lil short guy this week with OJ and Chester. We’ve got salacious encounters at Hardee’s, questionable baseball groupies, and one very special piece of outerwear for your holiday shopping list. Enjoy!Posts start around the 15 minute mark.

We continue the more free form structure this week and get deep into weeds on redneck nudist colonies, the realities of life as a Red Robin employee, and perhaps the world’s lamest car enthusiast meet-up. Thanks for sticking with us, ya freaks!

This week we ditch the normal format again and answer some important questions. What do Nazis and tweakers have in common? Which clothing companies are just dummy traps? How much crack can you get for selling a vaccum? Plus, some good ol’ creepy feet stuff.Posts start at 20:00.Cheers!

It’s the OG hosts this week - just Chester & Shrew kicking back and digging up some fresh grime for your listening pleasure. People gatekeeping at Bassnectar concerts, Chester’s breakdown of the Red Light District, and Shrew’s new favorite internet troll. Enjoy!

It’s the Shrew and OJ Show this week as Chester is off in gallivanting in Europe learning how to train Dragons or something like that. This week we’ve sketchy networking groups, erotic massages, and another edition of Craigslist Geek Squad. Plus, OJ and Shrew weigh in on what is acceptable to give out on Halloween. Thanks as always for sticking with us. Cheers!

This week we welcome back friend of the pod Threon, who brings with him a dossier full of spicy, spammy Hawaiian posts. Plus we’ve got more strip club Yelp reviews, sleazy tennis pros, spooky witches and even a dreaded Were-Chad.Thank you to our patrons who continue to support the show on Patreon.Enjoy!18:00 Classic MC’s36:00 Sounds Legit49:30 BREAK58:00 Housekeeping / Strip Club Yelp Reviews1:07:00 Craigslist Hot Takes1:13:00 Short n Sweet