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Go Backstage with three Las Vegas performers as they trip the light fantastic about everything from work shenanigans to brown liquor.

Johnny Miles, Jimmy Slonina & RJ Owens

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    • May 9, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    I could look it up, but I'll make it up…

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2025 77:05


    Send us a textThe boys scarf down Flanken Ribs and Roasted Potatoes and Name their Catchphrases!**BREAKING NEWS**Johnny has made contact with the Flag Flying Neighbor!!!(Trigger Warning:  The Wiggles and Raffi are discussed)Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    I'm Your Handyman…

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2025 78:44


    Send us a textLunch is CCCP (Cheesy Chorizo Chicken Pasta).Jimmy is going to see Katy Perry, Johnny Stands Up to Duplicitous Assholes & Presents the Studio with our Flag and RJ Handily Tells a Cautionary Tale.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    And they all want more…

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2025 97:20


    Send us a textTri Tip Sandwiches and Fries.Jimmy stopped reading a book, Johnny listens to music all day & fact checks himself and RJ wants to have a beer with Woody Harrelson.  Also FLAG UPDATES!!!Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    It's a Matrilineal Society…

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2025 99:25


    Send us a textThe Boys are joined by our resident Jew Expert, Amos Glick and lunch on Korean Sticky Ribs.Amos spills the tea on being a real live working actor in Hollywood and Debuts a new single, Jimmy talks shit and wonders if he should have gone the Hollywood route, Johnny likes a sesame sprinkle and rocks a vintage tee and RJ likes it clean.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Fermentation Situation...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2025 84:42


    Send us a textThe Boys eat Some Low Country Sticky Chicken over Popcorn Rice.Jimmy is a Krispy Kreme Devotee and sees a show, Johnny starts to make some SERIOUS Bread, Donates Platelets and Plasma and has flag updates and RJ found a new cookie!Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Once, Twice, Three Years a Podcast...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 94:01


    Send us a textThe boys Celebrate their 3rd Anniversary with Chicago Tavern style Pizza.Jimmy goes Big & Weird for the Belly Laughs, Johnny has newfound respect for Professionalism and shares topical facts of 3, and RJ makes lunch, again.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Whipped Whiff of Cola…

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 80:49


    Send us a textEpisode 155Whipped Whiff of Cola…The boys dine on Pork Chops, Polenta and Fennel/Cabbage/Apple Slaw.Jimmy is a “Forever Forced Temperature Controlled Air” Guy, Johnny likes a Cool Breeze on Motorbike when it doesn't take a lot of effort and has Flag Updates, Friend of the Pod and Professional Fact Checker/Juggler Savant Jay Gilligan answers some burning questions about Mystere and RJ talks of Recidivism and T-Bones.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Go West, Young Man…

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2025 89:29


    Send us a textThe boys welcome Clown & Actor Tyler West and dine on Empanadas.Jimmy got tipped, Johnny waxes poetic at signage, Tyler bakes a cake and RJ has an unhealthy obsession with Tyler.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Bass Case Scenario...

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2025 84:53


    Send us a textLunch is Chicken Cobbler Bleu.  Jimmy ships his cargo, pants and does it all over again, Johnny contemplates a change for the Greater Good and RJ advocates TikTok.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Asking for a friend…

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2025 83:13


    Send us a textLunch is Braised Beef Tips in a garlic butter sauce over Colcannon.Jimmy might have a leak and was the “Life of the Party” at a Naked party and a Gala Function, Johnny takes a sip and regrets it…almost and RJ makes a pun.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    The Anals of the Trumpet...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2025 94:35


    Send us a textThe boys welcome “Big Fan and Frequent Listener” Michael Forsch to the pod and dine on Tacos de Carnitas.We find out everything there is to know about the inimitable Michael Forsch.  When we all met, what brought him to Las Vegas and his new Series “A-List Casting”.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Run It Up The Flagpole...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2025 84:35


    Send us a textLunch is a Chicken Fried Italian Sausage Parm Sandwich.Jimmy is a ⅔ kinda guy, Johnny does some homework to surprise the boys and RJ doesn't eat for the 2nd week in a row.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Dain Bramage...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 74:41


    Send us a textLunch is Beef Rendang over rice.Jimmy Clowns Around for 12 hours and has a 5 Star Customer service experience, Johnny enjoys a Gin Drink and drops a Flag Mystery and RJ has Bubblegut and a litany of NYPD Blue Facts.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Bassment of Horrors...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 92:52


    Send us a textJimmy had a Catastrophic Atmospheric/Lutherie-Centric Failure, Johnny waxes Vexillogically whilst listening to FM Radio, RJ discovers that people do Podcasts for Monetary Gain and our LawyerBozo Adam phones in with Pizza updates and ball-busting.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Ramekin Skywalker...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2025 91:04


    Send us a textThe Boys dine on Ponzu Braised Short Ribs over Sticky Rice with Roasted Garlic Chili Broccolini and recap their recent vacations.Jimmy makes his seed get a job to pay for a BIG purchase, Johnny updates us on “Flag Neighbor” and informs us that his Pop's speaks fluent Laotian, and RJ tries too hard to get his dollar back.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Boots and Cats

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2025 53:48


    Send us a textThe Boys take their turns at Beat-Boxing.  The Flag Contest is afoot.  Jimmy tells an old classic and likes a good pegboard,  Johnny is a vexed Vexillologist with MAD beatbox skills, and RJ waxes poetically about a Chimpanzee and sneaking into an audition.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    It's ALL Cooked...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2025 57:26


    Send us a textJohnny admits he is a “Flag Dork”, Jimmy got paid with a cold sandwich and RJ had a little moment with Johnny.  Also, we announce our “Design Our Flag” Contest!Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    That's a Different sort of feel I wasn't ready for…Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2025 51:49


    Send us a textJohnny is vexed by a flag, Jimmy waxes nostalgic about 80's TV and RJ reads Poetry.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    That's a Different sort of feel I wasn't ready for…

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2025 65:04


    Send us a textSoup's On!  Potato Leek Soup to be exact. The PERFECT soup for patricide!Jimmy Hates Las Vegas Drivers, Johnny invents a phrase and knows his Pledges, RJ lists Pepper Mills among his many problems and Good Brett calls in for the Hot Goss.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Would you, Could You?…

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 90:21


    Send us a textThe Boys feast on Prime Rib Sammiches.Johnny gives out Stocking Stuffers, Jimmy is definitely a 70/30 and RJ would eat Jimmy first.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Shawarmageddon...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2024 104:37


    Send us a textThe boys dine on Chicken Shawarma.Jimmy and his dog have the Crud,  Johnny likes the Practical side of TV and RJ Still thinks Wraps are not food.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    So Many Words in this Podcast...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2024 76:15


    Send us a textLunch is Za'atar Chicken Wings with a Toum Tahini.Johnny reminisces about cooking with his Mommy, Jimmy  thinks stealing cable was crazy, and RJ ruins Johnny's Childhood…and Jimmy's Story.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Hey! Someone pee'd in the Ocean...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2024 82:06


    Send us a textEpisode 139Hey! Someone Pee'd in the Ocean…The Boys lunch on Western Bacon Cheeseburger Garbage Bread. Johnny pauses his book to read a pamphlet, Jimmy's headspace is overcrowded, and RJ Thinks your opinion should stay yours.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Someone Old, Something Blue…

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 82:28


    Send us a textOur friend Val drops by and we lunch on Hot & Sour Soup.Jimmy won't eat sauerkraut, Johnny won't eat soggy pizza, Val eats everything now and RJ spouts Papal Knowledge.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    More Dogs Licking Kids Please...

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2024 78:36


    Send us a textThe boys enjoy a Chicken Handi.  Johnny was touched for a second,  Jimmy has checked out socially and RJ promises to quit smoking.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    The Dawn of a New Era…

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 82:10


    Send us a textThe Boys are comforted by Chicken and a Biscuit.Johnny Crunches the Numbers, Jimmy fights back Vomit, RJ has an Idea for Cirque and a Bozo sets the boys on a course for a new adventure.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    My Tesla Shoots Flames...

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2024 95:47


    Send us a textPan Seared Red Snapper with Champagne Beurre Blanc and Roasted Root Veggies.Candy Thieves make Johnny Sad, Jimmy has a Million Dollar Idea and RJ thinks Cul-de-Sacs are where you go to die.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    I Cut My Teeth at the All Girls School…

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2024 102:43


    Send us a textAll Three Boys are in studio and lunch on Pad Krapow Gai. The Great Coconut Question is finally answered.  RJ Sniffs Glue.  Johnny is Fed Up with Junk(Mail).  Jimmy needs a Punchline.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    The Dumb Summon...

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024 78:37


    Send us a text2/3 of the boys dine on Shakshuka.Johnny has the Rona and is on an FBI Watchlist.  Jimmy Owns a Tesla and Hates ASS. RJ Builds “Weapons of Class Destruction”.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    The Sphincter: A Continental Treasure…

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2024 88:25


    While Johnny has the crud and has to call into the pod, Jimmy and RJ lunch on Italian Deli Sandwiches.Jimmy Quiddles.  Johnny is an efficient Officiant.  RJ's Colon is throwing a party.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Would you like me to make that float?...

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 82:58


    We welcome Prolific Podcaster, Magician & Dear Friend Matt Donnelly to the Podcast while we lunch on Pork Butt Stew over Mashed Potatoes.Jimmy holds back jokes.  Johnny doesn't bury anybody.  RJ forgets to hit record...again.  Matt is performing on a Boat.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Frocha Mocha Al Pacino...

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2024 103:13


    The Boys lunch on Jalepeño Honey Glazed Chicken Legs & Cheesy Polenta with a Bacon and Onion Ragout.Johnny buys a Ninja.  Jimmy is 30% less sweet.  RJ has a nice rack.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    The World's Saddest Conga Line...

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2024 97:33


    The boys dine on Deconstructed Chile Relleños.RJ Does Laundry and Prostitutes.  Johnny Drives to California with Shoes On. Jimmy thinks Amsterdam's Ganja is weak…but their museums are on point.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Adams Rib...

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2024 61:02


    Part two of our conversation with Adam Kuchler.  The Boys dine on Strawberry Mousse Cake.  Adam is Old.  Jimmy didn't do his homework.  Johnny knows Legends.   RJ tries to start a beef.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Banana for Reference...

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2024 64:08


    This is the first in a two-parter with the incomparable Adam Kuchler.The boys dine on Hoisin Ribs & Jalepeño/Garlic fried rice. Adam saw Jimmy as a teenager. Jimmy likes to shout. Johnny has a normal sized head. RJ tries butt stuff.Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Pork Butt in a Dutch Oven...

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2024 79:18


    The boys lunch on delicious Tortas Cubanas. RJ starts the show with a phone call, Adam collects Michelin Men, Jimmy studies country music dance culture, and Johnny is Dr. Dictionary. Support the showhttps://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Malcolm XXL...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2024 91:45


    The boys dine on drunken chicken, smashed potatoes, and weed salad. Johnny is a participator - his wife is not, RJ buys new clothes, and Jimmy has a body for Slip ‘N Slide.  Support the Show.https://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Pasta Pubenesca...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2024 80:17


    The Boys dine on Bucatini Carbonara in a Dead Room.Jimmy is a loner.  Johnny impersonates a rapist.  RJ has enough friends.Support the Show.https://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    H2O To Go

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2024 94:26


    The boys welcome to the show, friend and bozo, BeeJay Joyer! They dine on beef satay with green onion rice and peanut sauce. Jimmy watches Popeye, Johnny sings the Bob Evans jingle, RJ asks to be put on hold, and BeeJay gets a new kitchen. Support the Show.https://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Bisou Mi Gritsou, pt. 2...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2024 65:00


    The boys continue theThe boys continue their captivating conversation with Chris Brown.Jimmy expects Nutella to be chocolate, Johnny has a cousin with cable, RJ is going camping, and Chris appears in Rolling Stone magazine. Support the Show.https://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Bisou Mi Gritsou, pt. 1...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2024 73:08


    The boys are once again joined by the incomparable Chris Brown! Fresh carnitas tacos are enjoyed by all. Jimmy hates long URLs, Johnny watches the Olympic opening ceremony, RJ makes out with Chris, and Chris wears four inch heels.Support the Show.https://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    The Other Side of Mexico...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2024 102:13


    The boys reunite for Italian sandwiches on homemade focaccia bread. RJ buys new gear, Johnny narrowly avoids CrowdStrike, and Jimmy wants to help and learn. Support the Show.https://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Doing The Hustle...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2024 79:10


    The boys continue their conversation from last week. RJ hates hashtags, Jimmy sounds like an old man, and Johnny is vindicated. Support the Show.https://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Showing You The Business...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 58:14


    The boys lunch on a focaccia style meatball sub. Jimmy sends Brett a birthday video, Johnny teabags Brett's diploma, and RJ is the voice of the ladder. Support the Show.https://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Hawk Tuah...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2024 85:31


    The boys lunch on Banh Mi lettuce wraps. Jimmy has a theory, Johnny explains Picasso, and RJ yells at an influencer in Wingstop. https://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    2 Characters and a Pythagorus...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2024 92:18


    The boys beat the heat with a heaping helping of refrigerator lasagna!Jimmy is rebranding, RJ cancels a $3300 wine order, and Johnny gets a new tattoo.https://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

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    Classic Dragone...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2024 93:16


    The boys welcome to the junkyard, the one and only Amos Glick! They dine on “Shawarmlakigyros.”RJ burps onions, Johnny forgets to wear a t-shirt, Jimmy (sort of) reads for WandaVision, and Amos impersonates Brett. https://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Oliver Busty Goodness...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2024 91:28


    Los niños comen enchiladas de costilla con frijoles refritos caseros y arroz español.Jimmy hates to iron, Johnny tells a story about something he only half knows what he's talking about, and RJ almost makes out with his cousin. https://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    The Nazi-Loving Misogynistic Magician...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2024 94:45


    The boys lunch on braised short rib grilled cheese sandwiches - aka the “American Dip!”Johnny poses a question to the room, Jimmy takes a bite of the curmudgeon pie, and RJ might be the face of syphilis. https://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    The McGangr*pe...

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2024 91:01


    The boys enjoy RJ's Hawaiian Shrimp Fried Rice, and Caine shares a summer drink recipe. Johnny is approaching sweet, but not actually sweet, RJ breaks the Sizzler record, and Jimmy can still taste Long John Silver's. https://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

    Fun Violence...

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2024 77:43


    More guests! Everyone except  Brogan enjoys delicious chicken parm sliders. Kez brings bracelets, Brogan plays magic the gathering, Wayne wins tickets to the Harlem Globetrotters, RJ has a new hobby, Johnny can't read a COVID test, and Jimmy is responsible for killing the ozone. https://2charactersandaclown.comhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/2CandaC

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