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Four good friends from Fargo, ND with talkers and takes on news from the "Big 4" leagues. Some college. Some random crap that will keep you entertained. Possible crude humor. We're friends, but also jerks to each other and will exploit that for your entertainment.

Cellar Dwellers Sportscast


    • Aug 23, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
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    Baseball and Twins Talkers (Part 4 of 4 - from 8/19/24)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2024 54:25


    We get a little...uh..."saucy"....in Part 4. I swear, we really are all friends. Baseball and Twins gab. We rank Twins jerseys in Jake's collection while drinking all the rest of Jake's adult beverages..like you couldn't tell....Guess he needs to go shopping now...Joining this week are Jake, Francis, Jeff (...what? ok, yeah, I did type that right....) and Special Guest: Lance Getz.

    Football Talkers (Part 3 of 4 - from 8/19/24)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2024 32:53


    This is the football part of the 8/19/24 podcast.That's it. That's the description.Joining this week are Jake, Francis, Jeff (...what? ok, yeah, I did type that right....) and Special Guest: Lance Getz.

    Timberwolves Talkers - (Part 2 of 4 - from 8/19/24)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2024 46:23


    The boys break into the Timberwolves schedule action, re-hash some of last year, discuss MVP odds, and hate on Luka Doncic.....because everyone should.Joining this week are Jake, Francis, Jeff (...what? ok, yeah, I did type that right....) and Special Guest: Lance Getz.

    ND State Softball Tourney Talkers (Part 1 of 4 - from 8/19/24)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2024 30:04


    Hooooo boy! This week's episode was a marathon, so, it got split into 4 parts!Part 1 focuses on the ND State Softball Tournament that the boys played in, and took place over August 17/18.......and some interesting umpiring decisions were made. Joining this week are Jake, Francis, Jeff (...what? ok, yeah, I did type that right....) and Special Guest: Lance Getz.

    Return of the Dudes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2024 72:00


    2024 marks the Return of the Dudes, officially! Jake, Francis, Rob, Jeff (j/k, RIP...j/k again he's alive) - and a super special guest - Rob's son Charlie!  We talk all sports: baseball, football, olympics, basketball - just about all of 'em!  Charlie has some hot takes regarding the current and past Dream Teams, and we play a couple games.  Thanks for listening!

    Jeff & Rob...who?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2023 56:44


    No Josh or Rod today. Francis and Jake cover bad umpires, good football, NBA players and guns, XFL hypotheticals. Good times. Thanks for listening!

    SURPRISE! WE BACK!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2023 77:17


    Hi! We're back! No BS, no script, just sports! Yeah, I know...I gotta add Rob to the opening schpiel...

    Episode 54 - Juli O'Jones

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2021 57:44


    Francis is excited about some O'Jones guy going to Tennessee. Rob shares his fantasy football draft, and we critique it. Baseball debates on pitchers using foreign substances and 7 inning no-hitters, and Jake and Francis debate on how to Weekend at Bernie's Jeff at the Twins game in Minneapolis this weekend. RIP, Jeff.j/k - he's alive.

    CDS Baseball - Ep 10 - The Jake and Rob Show!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 68:14


    Jake and Rob dive into some baseball - strange, right? Discussions include the most indispensable players on the Twins and Mets, the dead ball, analytics and what we think of them, our favorite season of the Twins and Mets that did not result in a World Series, and of course - the Fantasy Baseball Challenge. Fun episode - check it out!

    Episode 53 - Sports Grab Bag!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 69:27


    Jeff finally shows up, and the guys shoot the breeze about all sports! Playoff hockey! MLB! Twins Suck! Nick Punto! FCS Title Game! NFL schedule release! Jake sucks at fantasy baseball!Go sports!

    CDS Baseball - Ep 9 - Oh No...We Suck Again

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 62:49


    Jake, Francis and Rob talk about their crap teams. Minor League Baseball is back after a long absence, so Jake commemorates the occasion by highlighting some of the cool promos that MiLB teams are putting on this season. Also, a discussion on some rules on trial for the Minor League season. Fantasy Baseball Challenge results and current standings, along with Week 4 draft.

    Episode 51 - NFL Draft Round 1 Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 99:31


    Jake and Francis welcome in Special Guest and Daily Norseman contributor Eldon Vaselaar for the first time, and they all discuss the first round of the draft. The guys also give their favorite picks, some draft grades, and of course some s-talking. Rob crashes the show and says nothing, but brought beer! All in all a good return to the studio!

    2021 NFL Draft - LIVE - Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 134:16


    2021 NFL Draft - LIVE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 144:00


    Cellar Dwellers' LIVE coverage of the 2021 NFL Draft

    CDS Baseball Ep8 - Shorty But a Goodie

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 42:23


    Francis, Rob and Jake discuss the current state of their teams. Return or Tatis Jr to the Padres for an excellent series with the Dodgers. Debut of Rob's Corner, and the results/new week draft for the Fantasy Baseball Challenge....and Jake makes a move in the standings! ....kinda....

    CDS Baseball Ep7 - Umpires Suck

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 59:02


    Yes Rob. No Jeff. Dwellers talk umpires, replay in MLB, new MiLB rules (and some MLB rules as well). Week 1 results of the Fantasy Baseball Challenge, and draft for Round 2 - Jake had a super high score that he couldn't math good.

    CDS Baseball Ep 6 - Opening Week Discussion/Surprises/Fantasy Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 59:54


    No Jeff. Yes Rob. The dudes recap the first week of baseball - surprises in the league, some injuries that suck, etc. The guys discuss their ultimate 2021 Home Run Derby lineup, and round out the show with the first weekly fantasy baseball challenge.

    Episode 50 - In The Navy...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 90:12


    Still no Bison football to talk about - but hey! -- they actually play this weekend! Maybe! No Jeff tonight, and for a couple weeks (breaktime!), so we bring in Special Guest Ben Salter for a night of fun. A few news and notes from the NFL, including a possible future, unemployed Viking, and a 3 round mock draft to round out the episode.

    CDS Baseball Ep 5 - Return of the Rob - Opening Day Special!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 92:56


    Rob comes and joins the guys for a special opening day baseball episode. The guys roll through the opening day games, a ranking of opening day starters, and then - the crème de la crème - the guys rank their TOP 3 baseball movies of all time.

    Episode 49 - Live Mock Draft!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 105:14


    Jeff rejoins in studio. Miller got called to work, so that sucks - BUT - we roll through a 1 round mock draft, and it was a lot of fun. I have nothing more to describe this episode.

    CDS Baseball Ep 4 - Super Way Too Early Awards and Playoff Predictions

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 44:59


    Cubbies ended up with a mule. We're basically just waiting for Spring Training to end, and the season to begin at this point, so any news we can find - it's going in this podcast. Oh yeah, and our super early awards and playoff predictions.

    Episode 48 - Is it Draft Day yet!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 79:37


    Francis, Jake and Skype Jeff go over the Bison W over the Fighting Hawks. Zeb still sucks. Illinois State opted out, thoughts and opinions discussed on the move. Quick updated free agency notes in the NFL, and the 2021 draft position rankings continue with Centers and Linebackers.

    CDS Baseball Ep 3 - More AL/NL Division Previews

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 50:05


    The season is almost here! Dwellers getting their division predictions in. Who increased their chances at the playoffs in the AL West (Because we ALL know who is winning the NL West) - we can't wait for baseball season - and WE GET TO HAVE FANS AT THE BALLPARK AGAIN!

    Episode 47 - NFL FREE AGENGY BLITZ!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 96:04


    Special Guest Steve Miller re-joins the show for the kickoff of the new league year in the NFL. Is there a QB change coming for NDSU? The Dwellers recap the free agency signings as of 3/17, and speculate on where (or if) remaining players go. Also, New Years Eve/Day suck, so we decided to mark the start of the new NFL League year as the official start of the ACTUAL year.Thoughts?

    CDS Baseball Ep 2 - New York Rob's Debut

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 65:46


    We introduce Rob Schnitzer to the world of the podcast! We talk AL/NL East and make our predictions for the divisions....and Rob gets something off his chest.....also...there MIGHT be a little bit of wrestling talk....maybe....

    Episode 46 - Rob Invades The Cellar Dwellers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 111:51


    Jeff on Skype. Again. Praise the Almighty Jeff. Zeb Noland sucks, but NDSU gets a rebound win. Big news in the NFL with big time cap casualty cuts and Franchise Tag deadline moves - and then a dive into the 2021 TE and Safety prospects for the NFL draft. Lots of banter and special guest Rob Schnitzer crashes the last part of the episode. Go Jets?

    CDS Baseball Ep 1 - BASEBALL!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 58:13


    Inaugural baseball episode! Talk about big offseason trades and acquisitions. Break down the Lindor trade and the Tatis Jr. contract. Go through the AL/NL Central and figure out who will be the division champs.

    Episode 45 - Francis' Birthday Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 90:11


    Francis' birthday. Jeff back in studio, and we make sure he knows it. Bison streak is history. JJ Watt found a new home - Source: him. Dwellers rank their top 5 WRs and CBs in the 2021 draft, and Francis guides us on a brief recap of his first 2021 NFL Mock Draft.

    Episode 44 - No Jeff? No problem!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 93:17


    The next installment of the 2021 rookie draft hopefuls - Dwellers' top 5 RBs and Interior DLs are the hot item in this one. Some NFL news and notes, FCS and Bison/YSU recap (sort of...) - and we wrap up this episode with some big, fun news!

    Episode 43 - The Almighty Jeff-fa-fa!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 93:43


    It's draft time! Well, not really - but we're coming at ya with some NFL draft rankings by position - starting this week with QBs and Edge Defenders. We discuss the future of JJ Watt and Deshaun Watson, and King Jeff leads us on a Bison season preview.

    Episode 42 - Super Bowl LV......*yawn*

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 98:51


    Dwellers talk about the most exciting thing that happened this weekend - Super Bowl Commercials! Oh yeah, and a football game kind of happened. Discussion on the NFL Regular Season Awards, HOF Class of 2021, and we pick a few teams to break down in a WAY too early pre-preview to see how far away we think they are from contending for a Super Bowl.

    Episode 41 - The Prop Bet

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 85:23


    We HAD to talk about it - Stafford/Goff trade. The guys talk about their all-time favorite Super Bowl commercials (watch our Facebook page to see the videos). Prop bets are fun, so we decided to make our picks on our favorites that we found. Keys to a SB victory for both TB/KC - and of course, wrap up the show with our picks for the winner of Super Bowl LV.

    Episode 40 - Pro Bowl? More like BORE Bowl...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 77:43


    The guys recap the AFC and NFC Championship games, go over the results of the Championship Game Fantasy Challenge, and have a shockingly long discussion about the freaking Pro Bowl - BUT - it is at least interesting! Francis wraps up the show by quizzing Jake and Jeff on some Super Bowl history - find out who wins! (HINT: They both kinda suuuuuck, tbh)

    Episode 39 - 2009 NFC Championship Game Review Segment

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 35:42


    The 2009 NFC Championship Game Review from the Cellar Dwellers Sportscast - Episode 39

    Episode 39 - Welcome 2021 - 2 Hour Special!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 135:50


    Francis, Jake and Jeff are back for a 2+ hour "Welcome Back Special". After having almost a month off, the guys have a LOT to say. NCAA CFB Playoff takes, Cellar Dwellers Fantasy Challenge Regular Season results, AND a PLAYOFF CHALLENGE DRAFT LIVE!...and the Creme de la Creme - in honor of AFC/NFC Championship Week, we recap the 2009 NFC Championship Game between the Minnesota Vikings and New Orleans Saints.Stick with us on this episode - we went long due to the long layoff, but it is worth it!

    Episode 37 - Longest Week 12 EVERRR

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 73:14


    No Francis again - aka Throaty McHurty IV. Jeffafa returns. Dwellers start off with some MLB Quick Hits news on the Twins, and a hot NHL Slap Shot bit on the Wild -the it's off to NCAA Football Land with last week's game and pick 'em results. The 3 Dweller attendees give their NCAA Conference Surprises of the Year. NFL news, notes, discussion, pick 'ems, CDFF Challenge with quite the creative player pool for Week 13...

    Episode 36 - The Iowahio State Buckeyclones

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2020 71:01


    Jake and Jr are once again sans Francis and Salmo. It's a Pre-Thanksgiving Skypecast Extravaganza, and joined by special guest Ben Salter. The fellas discuss how the Wisconsin Badgers won and lost on Wednesday, do some last recap from the B1G weekend in the Big Ten - good news and bad news, recap NFL games as well, and discuss the postponement of the Ravens/Steelers game. The dudes play a Thanksgiving NFL Player Trivia game, and of course NCAA/NFL Pick Ems and the Fantasy Football Challenge results and new picks for Week 12 with an interesting player pool!Happy Thanksgiving from the Cellar Dwellers!

    Episode 35 - Isolation vonVirus

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 73:11


    NBA Draft Night! Except we don't really cover it...though we did go through a few trades the Bucks made. B1G weekend in NCAA football coming up, and a recap of last week's games. Jake gets Jeff and Jr to play a Highlight Reel Trivia Game. We discuss an apparent boxing match in an NFL locker room...aaaaaaaaaand..... WE HAVE A NEW CELLAR DWELLER.... IN THE CELLAR.... OF THE CELLAR DWELLERS FANTASY CHALLENGE....or something like that...HINT: It is not Jake, Jr, or Francis...

    Episode 34 - TECHNOLOGY! Take 2!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 71:39


    Dwellers without Covid McQuarantine III this week - Happy Veterans Day to all vets - thank you! Dwellers talk about former #1 Clemson biting the dust, NCAA COVID postponements, NFL - Las Vegas got hit with a large punishment, the boys weigh in. NFL playoff contingency plan discussion. CELLAR DWELLERS MID-SEASON NFL AWARDS - and of course Pick'em and the Fantasy Football Challenge results and Week 10 player pool picks.

    Episode 33 - This Episode Brought To You By...

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2020 71:52


    It's a Dwellers Duo this week! Or is it...? A different approach this week, got some in depth NFL talkers from week 8, NCAA Football catch up on some top games from last weekend. The fellas catch up a bit on the ghost in the fantasy football challenge, but take a few steps back on the pick 'ems, some trade deadline deals get some grades.

    Episode 32 - The 2nd Champs* of 2020!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 69:01


    MLB has a new champion* kinda. Jr shows us his pick for the World Series MVP, we play a game to celebrate the baseball season - "This Day in Baseball History", NCAA football talkers and picks, NFL trade deadline hopes and rumors, are the Cowboys mailing it in for the rest of the season? Week 8 NFL Pick Em and Fantasy Football Challenge.

    Episode 31 - The Pink Slip

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2020 70:39


    MIKE EVANS!? Someone gets fired, and then mocked for taking Mike Freaking Evans last week over Calvin Ridley playing the Vikings. NFL week 6 recap, injury talk, Vrabel's coaching genius, news and notes. Dweller games - Pick Em (NFL and some NCAA!), and week 7 of the Fantasy Football Challenge - we assure you....Jeff likely screwed this one up, too - and a closing show shout-out to a Minneapolis legend, gone at the young age of 100. RIP Sid Hartman.

    Episode 30 - The Champs!*

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 69:08


    All 4 Dwellers are back in studio - NBA has a bubble champion*, Mikko has a new home, and now Jr will have a new jersey, Dwellers discuss Dak's injury, is the NFC East cursed? Team COVID is cured, and ROLLED the Bills. The Ghost reclaims the lead....sonofa....

    Episode 29 - The Boys are Back! (Minus Salmo)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 69:06


    The Dwellers are back in the studio! Heavy NHL takes with the draft and the Wild going....well....wild...Jr tries to say Marat Khusnutdinov....Trey Lance is off to the NFL, injury updates, Dwellers Pick 'em and Fantasy Football Challenge update/week 5 player selections - someone is actually ahead of the ghost!

    Episode 28 - This episode title is longer than the Twins 2020 postseason run

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 64:13


    Yeah. I went there. MLB news, NHL has a champion (with an asterisk..?), NBA Bubble finals preview, week 3 recap - Dwellers Fantasy Challenge updates and Pick 'em results...and we mourn the Twins...RIP...

    Episode 27 - Social Distancing Special!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2020 68:14


    Jake has Francis and Jeff join via Skype. MLB is getting closer to a finalized playoff field (Twins fans have to pull for the Indians? ....gross). NFL Week 2 was sponsored by paramedics. Dwellers discuss their surprise 2-0 and 0-2 teams. Pick 'em results, and an odd thing happened in the Dwellers Fantasy Football Challenge, as well as the player pick for Week 3. You WILL find this episode on Twitter - you will NOT find it on YouTube...you'll know why I typed that when you hear it...

    Episode 26 - Week 1 NFL Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 65:29


    Week 1 recap - discuss the rivalry game Vikes/Packers (Jake lost a bet...go check out YouTube), Dwellers Fantasy Challenge results from Week 1, and new player pool picks, also - what the heck is up with kickers right now? Oh yeah, Francis' Titans won. And he said the S word once (he says sorry).

    Episode 25 - FOOTBALL!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 66:40


    FOOTBALL! Other stuff too, but mostly FOOTBALL! Dwellers make their Super Bowl picks, unveil a new fantasy football game amongst the boys - a special punishment for the losers at the end of the season (yet to be determined - maybe you can help!) Thanks for listening!

    Episode 24 - The Melting Pot

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 70:23


    It's a long story....well, no.... it's not - Jeff didn't turn on a power strip, so the computer died! Restarted at one point - email us if you find the spot. Anywho - lots of MLB trade talk (Mostly all Padres, I guess), NBA playoffs. NHL playoffs. Big NFL trades and cuts - and what the H is going on in Jacksonville? Thanks for listening!

    Episode 23 - MLB Halfway MVP's - Sponsored by...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 57:58


    Jeff joins instead of Francis. talk MLB midseason MVP's, NCAA/NDSU Football, huge potentially season altering news from the NBA, MLB, WNBA, and....wrestling....? again...?

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