Firecrotch & Normcore: a Succession Podcast

What *would* you do if we sang out of tune? Geoff tries, with minimal success, to get Sara on board with the idea that it's nicer to give than to receive. Plus his crush on Alex Skarsgård rears its majestic head again.Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comGive us money, we work hard for it: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi HOOOOOOOO! Sara makes a rod to beat her own back and hands it over to Geoff. Plus Kieran Culkin, Phoebe W. B., Tracey Morgan, an octopus, a full-throated apology and - if you can possibly believe it - more!Fill! That! Inbox! fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially, Sara's hair needs a keratin treatment, she can't survive summer without it: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello babies, come suckle on our pod-teat. Here's this week's nutrition... A birthday debrief for Sara (including a romantic graveyard stroll), before we get into this week's viewing, which includes: 1. Dicky piccies. 2. If Denmark was gone, would you miss it? 3. Tina Fey's new thing. And your darling contributions, which elevate the whole affair.Let's touch souls: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comMake it rain: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sara was stuck in Spain during the power outage. Get ready. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Geoff has had a birthday AND sulphuric burps! What a week!We go deep on - into? - Black Mirror, plus Sara's Everst fixation returns, and Geoff betrays his wife with his love of Ramy Youssef. Geoff loves Ramy! Jesse D. Armstrong loves Ramy! EVERYONE LOVES RAMY, WE GET IT!Write to us with messages of love, Sara needs it hundy p after her difficult week of everyone loving Ramy Youssef: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us! Sara wants a new couch! patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This week, Sara's acolytes defend her honour, plus a lone wolf speaks out - speaks truth - to power. To the power. Of a butt. We watch Seth Rogen's new show The Studio, and we open our chakras to the feedback on our feedback on The White Lotus. Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comHelp Sara buy new Birkenstocks and enjoy our show ad free! patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're baaaaack! What a pleasure for you, for the larger galaxy. Us? We're just happy to be at the table.SPOILER ALERT: We go *big* on finale of The White Lotus, the return of the Quick-Watch, and Sara stumbles upon one of life's big questions in a crowded coffee shop near Angel tube station. Tell us about the time you had to sleep in a tiny box with no air-conditioning and a stained mattress. Or anything: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially we're going ad-free because we're nothing if not in-step with the podcasting times! Don't wire it, PayPal, Zelle or CashApp, go here: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, darling babies. We would never abandon you*. We're just taking a moment to figure out how to keep you nourished now that the Jesse Armstrong rewatch is over. Press play, and listen to us talk through that, including an *incredibly* laboured sandwich metaphor.Email us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comPatreon (revamp INCOMING): https://www.patreon.com/c/THEYLIKETOWATCH* There are circumstances of either extremely good or extremely bad fortune in which we'd abandon you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If it is to be said, so it be... so it is.Welcome aboard, we're about to do the knock and invite Jesse up to our cabin for the full dirty on the season two finale, ‘This Is Not For Tears' - does he have the vim, though?Are his toenails aesthetically pleasing? How many severed d**ks could he fit into his B-bag? And does he wonder if the sad he'd be without us would be less than the sad he gets from being with us?How much those of us who watched his show bear responsibility is for another day. But this is the day his reign ends.* If we come through this, is there a thing where we like talk to each other about stuff normally? fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com* Put in ten bil. Laird can put together the rest, and the exit horizon's like six years: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH* The show's brilliant. Who cares what some... old white dude from The New York Times says? https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is the difference - is there a difference - between a generic bout of bad breath and simply stinking of a single food item? How offensive can we get when discussing the elderly? Especially given it's a demographic far closer to either of us than, say, youth. All this and more thanks to a single visit to a National Trust property. Plus we talk about Jack Thorne & Stephen Graham's new show Adolescence, which is truly a masterpiece, and we are VERY SERIOUS about it because being flippant felt weird. See Sara NEXT WEEK at Soho Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially, Sara needs to see this new podiatrist and SHE will tell her she needs new shoes: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We welcome everyone to today's hearing, where Jesse Armstrong will be facing scutiny on the penultimate episode of season two.Is he unusually subject to the vicissitudes of public opinion? Do the phrases "human furniture" or "footstooling" mean anything to him? And is he now - or has he ever been - a member of the Cruise Dirty Sеxf**k Cover-up Party?So: Go hard. Go fast. Go - ya lovely bastards!Send us the same email 67 times: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comGive us incentives to enhance optimal performance: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHJust remember, it is not a courthouse, it is a stage: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sara, a noble lioness, encounters another noble lioness on the karaoke plains of north-east London. Who survives the battle? And who's still using aerosol deodorant? Big questions, as usual, plus we watch the new Kate Hudson/Mindy Kaling project.See Sara at Soho Theatre later this month: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comGo against the grain and join the Patreon WE STILL NEED YOUR MONEY: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dundee in the motherf**king house! This week, Jesse talks us through Logan's homecoming episode.Is $5.29 an unreasonable price for a bag of gypsum? How would he feel about squatting over a storm drain? And has he ever seen a mistle thrush by the bandstand?Okay everybody: Bright eyes and let's see those chompers!* I could see us collaborating: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com* Listen, a few financial worries are starting to bubble... chat: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH* So, we've got this opportunity for you to become involved financially in Sara's show, which I don't know if you've been hearing, but the buzz is excellent: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Missing muffs and erotic food intake. Sara's tough-but-fair takedown by a barfly. Hate-mail! Plus "SNL: Beyond Saturday Night" and acceptable stoniness of face.See Sara at Soho Theatre later this month: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us, we want a luscious inbox: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comJoin the Patreon if you truly care: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by the ageless Annabel Port. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back with Jesse Armstrong to digest the bolus of gubbins that is season two, episode seven, 'Return'.Did he get jerked off by his personal trainer at the end of sessions? Is he aware of any document destruction that may hinder our enquiries? Might it be better to do it over an egg?We're hunkering, let's get down to it!* Give us an in-tray the size of argentina: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com* Pay for someone to touch Sara's head: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH* See Sara's stand-up show, 'Anything For You' at the Soho Theatre - it's a rich gumbo of ideas and buzz words: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're here, we're back, we hope we're worth the wait. Geoff shares a tender touch with a child. Sara wishes for a tender touch with her cousin Michael DiFiori. Plus, The White Lotus, Season 3. Sorry to get all "Love, Actually" with Parker Posey, but: to us, she is perfect. Go see Sara at Soho Theatre in March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us, we need you: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comPatreon us, eventually we'll want to spring for those movers who pack everything in to boxes for us: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, all our babies. Sometime plans go awry. Here's what's happening:This Weds: The next TLTW episode - The White Lotus!Fri: The 'Succession' rewatch with Jesse Armstrong continues, a week later than planned.Go and feel your feelings, and remember mommy and daddy love you xxxx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys - you've been warned - we're getting philosophical this week. Big questions get asked, for example: if your dog craps in your garden how quickly do you clean it up? Also we were inundated with emails about Apple Cider Vinegar, so we talk through that but don't you worry, we'll get deep deep with White Lotus soon enough. See Sara at London's Soho theatre at the end of March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially for chillbains, new sofas, the works: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by the soon-to-be quinquagenarian, Naughty E. Porty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Put on your puffy vest and pristine hiking boots and please give a warm Argestes welcome to Jesse Armstrong (he's exceedingly easy to get.)If we got kissy, might he share plot details of ‘Frat Baby 2'? Could a Cobb salad ever be worth $75? And would he like an Advil and a handjob?It's a culture hike, and we're listening quite aggressively.We hear for you: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comWe're a big fan of, uh.. all your money: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHHow is this entertainment? https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(sung) What have you done for us lately? Ooo ooo ooo ooo yeah.There was an incident at a high-end deli that changed everything, and Sara contemplates wearing a cummerbund to hide her midriff. Also: Hacks. Is is possible the most lovable part of that show is the font?See Sara at SoHo Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Send us your thoughts, we want a luscious inbox: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially, we beg you. Sara found a good podiatrist: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by almost birthday gal: Annabel Emily P. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come, come homeward. Promises to keep, and miles to go before we sleep...This week, we're talking Tern Haven with Jesse over a round of Hank Pierce's Break-bumpers. We're kind of like eunuch besties.Can he recommend anything that Oprah isn't pushing? Does he object to being fumbled by the invisible hand of the market, like a prim little matron? And does he kneel before His Majesty, the spinach?He'd better start speechifying, or we'll send him into the bathroom, and he will stay there until we have answers. (Or until he's done something with himself.)Share your gossip, investments, art, movies, tittle-tattle, wider cultural interests: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comShove a bar of gold down our throat: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHFancy a little after-dinner stargaze? https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If we don't do it, who will? Who will ask the big questions? Who will travel to the dangerous corners? FireCrotch and Normcore, that's who! FireCrotch & Normcore are... who? This week we address whether your clothes are mandatory for your child's playdate. It inches us toward divorce but we do it anyway. Because of bravery. Also: High Potential on Disney+ - it's not about drugs! - as well as a very strong email game from all you cutie cuties. See Sara in March at Soho Theatre: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport Sara's medical team: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHEdited by young blood Annabel E. Port Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We hole up with Succession's showrunner and involve him in our disgusting little stratagems, as we dig into Safe Room, written by Georgia Pritchett.Is he being stymied by a variety of enemies who are envious of his talents? Was he interested in politics from a young age? And is he allowed to just say numbers?Leave us on your pillow and hear our brilliance cascading.Keep close: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comGive us a donor boner: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHBuy Succession - The Scripts: https://www.faber.co.uk/product-category/non-fiction/film/screenplays/succession-the-scripts/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(sung) Getting to know you, getting to know all about you. It was so wonderful getting to know so many of you at the live show! My god did we love it. Thank you for dressing so nicely and cool-y, the lot of you. We felt like Arcade Fire.This week: smear tests, space for children, and Severance. Something for everyone really. Come see Sara at Soho Theatre in March: https://sohotheatre.com/events/sara-barron-anything-for-you/Write to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comJoin the Patreon! Sara needs a second opinion on her chilblains: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by Annabel Emily P, whose superb substack is: https://annabelport.substack.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Musicians? Pianissimo!Time for a game of Boar on the Floor. Will Jesse oink for his sausage?Who's his most pointy-headed f*ck? Does he hyper-decant? And is Ratf*cker Sam misunderstood?Our question to J. Armstrong is: Do you want to present your side, or are you happy for everyone else to tell their version?*** Sara is convalescing ahead of our live show, so this is just the Jesse interview. There'll be a do-over at some point. ***Email us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you don't have one minute and thirty seconds to listen to this: Geoff's ill, so no TLTW pod this week, but we should be okay for the Succession rewatch and the live show. Bye! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's poppin', cum-dump?Jesse's back for din-dins with Firecrotch and Normcore, and a salty reframe of season two, episode two, 'Vaulter'. We do not want an adversarial situation here. We need the full, fiber-optic, clear-channel sh*t: We need to find to find the extraneous Danish.What constitutes an agricultural walk? How many skulls is a lot of skulls? Does he want some hand gel? A banana and a nap? And what if a good person ran WayStar?How's that for a carrot? Let's just hope that there's no... weirdness with our fuzzy boundaries, right?Empty the contents of your scrotum at our feet: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSave us from having to give nickel hand jobs under a bridge: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHWhy don't you come in and spend the day with us? https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you wanna be our lover, you have to shower us in compliments. Sara's unlikely, mid-90s interlude with the King of Daytime Telly, Geoff asks what - in 2025 - is the deal with cigars? AND one backstreet podiatrist. COME SEE US LIVE ON 25TH JANUARY to assess Sara's finger or toe, your kink depending: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/Write to us, fill up that inbox: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comGIVE US YOUR MONEY! Who else will finance the visits to the backstreet podiatrist: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by darling girl, Annabel Emily Port: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the bunker! Says hello to the grunts (us), and one-shot voodoo guy who holds the whole thing together (Jesse). We're into the first episode of the second season, and we encourage the nutty bastard to step up to the rack, and pull him limb from limb like a piñata to see what falls out.Has he seen their plan, and is dad's plan better? How do we know he's not a double agent? And would he prefer Napoleon's penis pickled in a jar, or dried like a strip of beef jerky? Are we actually having this conversation? Yes, we are actually having this conversation. Remember this slant of light.We need to stuff some f***king raccoons up some guy's chimney - let's move ahead with that process, shall we?We're all pals here, we want you to speak freely: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comBuy us a silica mud treatment at an Icelandic spa: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHCome and see two human things, standing in front of you (at the Bill Murray Comedy Club in Islington, London at 3pm on the 25th January): https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you strive to thrive? Or strive to survive? Sara replaces her Everest fixation with tsunamis, Geoff critiques a babushka, and we/they/us dish on everyone's favorite Traitor. (The one who's been faking a Welsh accent.)BUY THOSE TICKETS TO OUR LIVE SHOW:Tell us your thoughts, feelings & concerns: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupport us financially, please, we're back with Succession this week, and Sara needs her nut butter: patreon.com/theyliketowatchThis would be an unlistenable outspill if it wasn't for the editing prowess of Annabel PortCome here: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Sometimes I see how the brave new world arrives,And I see how it thrives in the ashes of our lives,Oh yes, man is a fool - and he thinks he'll be okay,Dragging on, feet of clayNever knowing he's astrayKeeps on going anyway”So sang ABBA in their festive hit, 'Happy New Year'. How different things might have been had they owned a SAD lamp.We're rounding out the year with a sombre reflection on some of the interviews that didn't make the cut for our last clip show in the summer. We appreciate you, we cherish you, and we wish you a better 2025 than your 2024. Or at least some kind of plateau. Or minimal decline.Should old acquaintance be forgot? fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comWe'll take a cup of kindness, yet: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHAnd there's a hand, my trusty friend: Annabel Port. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Christmas gift from us to you. (We don't mind if you exchange it.) Happy holidays!Our Christmas angel: Annabel Port. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know who likes to watch? Santa, that's who: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. And if you've been pouting, FORGET ABOUT IT. But would Kris Kringle's (and your) attention be better fixed upon the latest high-end Netflix spy thriller? Come inside for a rare difference of opinion between FC and NC.Write us a 'Santa, Baby' letter: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comPut a yule log on our fire: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHWassailing arranged by Annabel Port Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The answer is YES we loved After the Party as much as everyone said we would. And yes again: FireCrotch is writing a toi, dans le St. Pancras waiting room avant qu'elle departe pour Gay Pareee. Plus nepo sibs and cinema conflict. Oh, and have we mentioned we're doing a live show?!Buy tickets to our live show on Saturday 25th Jan: https://www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail/they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-tickets-202501251500/Ecrivez-nous: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSupportez-nous avec l'argent: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEditez d'AnnaBEL (tres francaise sounding) Port (pas francaise sounding) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy December, you are now allowed your Christmas tree or wreath. It's too soon for us, but the point is you can go for it now without being insane. How was Thanksgiving? What did FireCrotch-y cook and which of her fun capers went awry? Plus we talk Ren Faire, the best thing we've seen in ages, from Lance Oppenheim: Harvard Bro.COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW ON 25TH JANUARY: https://dice.fm/event/avnxb2-they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-ticketsEmail us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comPatreon support for Sara's two pies: patron.com/theyliketowatchEdited by the lady who spotted the tape on the window: Annabel E. Port Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We sat down with Jesse at a house, in a cow shed with a corrugated iron roof to talk about the season one finale. Who wants to hear about it? Yeah? Well, you're out of luck, 'cause nothing happened, we just knitted and made salads, did some yoga. And no one will tell you different, because we killed the stripper.Can he scuba? Will he buckle under the intellectual scrutiny? Could this be the defining moment of his life? Or it could be what is should be: Nothing at all.BT-Dubz: That's it from Jarmstrong until January, as we're taking a short break. We're not sorry for what we're doing, which is correct, but we're sorry for how it makes you feel. And we're sorry it had to be today.We're doing a live show! Come and watch us explode on the launch pad: https://dice.fm/partner/dice/event/avnxb2-they-like-to-watch-live-25th-jan-the-bill-murray-london-ticketsMake initial contact: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comWe want to do good things, but we don't have the financing: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Corn bread! Gravy! Pecan pie!Our next-stop-Thanksgiving attitude might annoy some of you but as Bertrand Russell once said: "girl, you do you".We're doing us this week, which means a classic Thanksgiving film, Wicked's newest fan-girl, and a terrifying letter through the letter-box.The last few weeks have been glorious, email-wise, so don't let us down now! fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Sara's Eurostar ticket nearly broke plus Jones Road of course: patreon.com/theyliketowatch Edited by Annabel Port Richardson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the penultimate episode of season one, and the guests are arriving for a destination wedding in an offshore laundry for turning evil into hard currency.We're back with showrunner/wedding planner, Jesse Armstrong. We have a lot of time for him, but there may be certain questions: Securing a considerable level of investment for a Napoleonic history podcast - is that nothing? Can he beat Kendall Roy's morning press-up tally ? And how long does he give it? WHAT?! We're just trying to sparkle.Send us a bear hug letter: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comSo kind of you to pay for all this delicious wine: https://www.patreon.com/c/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Christmas/Thanksgiving buffer, total farmer drama, and the conviviality of coroners. It's all within, it's all for you.We also talk 'Bad Sisters', and Sharon Horgan's hair, writing, and imagined daily routine. Write to us: fuckoff@firecrothcandnormcore.comPlease please we want your money: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by the delicious and nutritious Annabel E. Portowitz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Big news: Sara's back to the gym for the first time since her tonsillectomy. There's a new Peloton instructor on the scene and he's forcing her to ask a lot of questions. Medium news: Sara is into Chappell Roan now. Little news: Geoff is working hard, but it's from home. He's had fewer adventures. This week has been an absolute delight in terms of your email and new Patreon supporters so don't let us down now! It'll break our little hearts!Write to us, WE LOVE IT: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com Help Sara with her hydrating base from Jones Road: patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by Annabel Emily Port, she of the raven hair Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roll up, roll up for the festival of grievances!This week, we relocate Connor's desert ranch, Austerlitz (formerly REDACTED) to take a pop at the champ, Jesse Armstrong. Will it be a very compelling package? Or will it be like tossing a bag of Uzis into a soft-play area?PLUS: Our fun new game, Sh*t or Shinola?Drip poison in our ear: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comStop us from going 'POUF!': https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There'll be a new U.S. president-elect by the time we do another one of these and that's all either one of us can think about.But that doesn't mean we don't love youneed youwant you...We want you, we want you, we want youOn a chair with a dead magazineIn the cave at the tip of the lilyIn some hallway where love's never beenWrite to us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comLet today be the day you finally act: Patreon.com/theyliketowatchEdited by daughter, friend, mother, and partner Annabel Emily Port Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, fellow nudie turtles.Napkins on heads to mask the shame and heighten the pleasure as we feast on tasty morsels from Succession's groovy hub.Want the freaky-deaky truth about Tom's black eye? Has Jesse been snubbed - IS THIS A SNUBBING? And can we depend on Jarmstrong's vote for Team Future? Let the minutes reflect that Sara was asked to recuse herself.It's good to hear your voice: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comLet us judge for ourselves if being rich is f**king great: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Boo!Did we getcha???Happy spooky Hallowe'en, everyone. Sara hatches a plan to go as Chappell Roan (whose name she just had to Google ), before deciding against it. She's up to some truly scary stuff with coconut oil too.Plus: 'No Hard Feelings', 'Weird: The Al Yankovic Story', another episode of 'Disclaimer', 'Janet Planet', and Billy Crystal tries his hand at horror in Apple TV's 'Before' - but is there enough pumpkin in his paprikash?Scrawl a message in blood on our bathroom mirror: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comTrick or treat! https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do not listen on a 12-hour drive with your grandpa. No music, no chatting. Keep your mind on the driving. Or find an economics podcast he likes to shout at.Buy Succession - The Scripts: https://www.faber.co.uk/product-category/non-fiction/film/screenplays/succession-the-scripts/Send us one miserable letter: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comFund our work: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sara returns from the States and becomes familiar with the very British concept of the bonkbuster.Feed us content: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comMake an ostentatious contribution: https://www.patreon.com/c/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thank you all for coming, and thanks to all who have supported Sara through her recent health nonsense. This week, we attend the RECNY with the man, the legend, Jesse Armstrong.** Surprise Jesse Retirement Announcement **So sorry about the butter, guys.Excusing you, but we didn't ask for editorial comment: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comThank you for your donation: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCHBuy 'Succession - The Scripts': https://www.faber.co.uk/product-category/non-fiction/film/screenplays/succession-the-scripts/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello! This week, we're transatlantic, like a pair of Freddie Laker mother-effers. Sara is in the suburbs of Chicago, and wants to be left alone. Geoff is in Stoke Newington, and wishes he wasn't being left alone. Somehow, remarkably, we can watch the same TV. What an era.Email us: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.comKeep us: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey hey hey, my people!Time for another peep through our (smeared) window into the mind behind 'Succession', Jesse Armstrong. We wouldn't say he's the man, but if there were a man - hypothetically - he might look a lot like Jesse.This week, it's episode 3, 'Lifeboats', and a trio of major players enter the stage: Sandy Furness, Stewy Hosseini and Mondale... um, there's no way Shiv is allowing a dog to have a surname. But he's basically a Roy, in all but name.Oh, and we found Roman's personal trainer on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brockyurich/profilecard/?igsh=enMzaHdzYXo5cHpkStay strong, stay in touch.* We want each and every one of you to be innovating, challenging, being bold, being disruptive, bringing us new, original, multiplatform content: fuckoff@firecrotchandnormcore.com* Not all of us are born into good ease: https://www.patreon.com/THEYLIKETOWATCH Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.