He’s a stand up comic. She’s a stay at home mom. They have 3 kids. They’re married. They swear a lot. They’re the Rutledges
Episode 94 The Rutledges discuss Krsiti's mom's husband's car accident, ponder three hour orgasms, talk about the opposite of a foot fetish, and pass on Oprah's wisdom
Episode 96 The Rutledges discuss what Violet's grandma's dog eats.
Episode 28 The Rutledges discuss a poor customer experience Gabe had, Kristi talks behind the scenes at the pervert Crisis Clinic, and they invent choose your own adventure porn
Episode 22 The Rutledges discuss blue snowballs, the C word, the R word, and some other words, then talk about what circumcision can do for you
Episode 139 The Rutledges discuss water park bodies, retirement home living, sweat shorts, and Kristi's colorful brain.
Episode 148 The Rutledges discuss Gabe's hot tub bed invention and other equally important issues. Also word porn with Kristi
Episode 5 We talk about Kristi's first alcohol in 15 years, pheromone parties, go over morning sex etiquette, review Brokeback Mountain, discuss movie cheating, remember our special needs cat Rufus, and tell you why your pet is not your baby
Episode 124 Apologies for the audio problems. A few times a few words get cut out. They were probably dumb words anyway.
Episode 70 The Rutledges ponder licensed drinking, review a product they hope no one uses, and wonder what exactly Meat Loaf won't do for love
Episode 23 of The Rutledges. Kristi takes 2 Percocet and Gabe probably should have. Grunge stories, Cat sex, and other pain killer fueled issues of the day
Episode 80 The Rutledges have their first guest host. Kristi and her sister Kim record this episode while Gabe is travelling
Episode 57 The Rutledges wonder if it's sac or sack, discuss the high heel conspiracy, Cinemax, and Florida Man
Episode 128 The Rutledges discuss firefighter body grooming and Mormon Dentistry
Episode 20 The Rutledges put on an improv clinic, talk about Storage Wars, work on their airline material, Gabe reads and responds to a message from a woman who said his show was blasphemous, they talk about god and death, and shit gets a little heavy
Episode 60 The Rutledges go over what to tell the police when your sex toys are stolen, update Gabe's correspondence with his spam emailer, and talk about the greatest concert of all time; Cheese Douche with Misspelled Revenge
Episode 147 The Rutledges discuss farm related misogyny, Airbnb, and sex in hot water
Episode 21 The Rutledges start off talking about church choir and end up discussing horrific sex acts. It's a journey ok. A dirty, innapropriate, immature, hilarious, occasionally insightful journey. You know pretty much like every episode
Episode 155 is The Rutledges last episode. Thanks so much for listening once or often.
Episode 61 The Rutledges attempt to discuss menstruation, reveal way too much about body hair, Merkin talk returns, and Gabe tries out a pick up line on Kristi
Episode 67 The Rutledges discuss what people at Dairy Queen think of Miley Cyrus, play a game of "I'd Rather", and Kristi recalls a roommate who probably wanted to be more than friends
Episode 74 The Rutledges discuss being creepy, give a most likely inaccurate history of vibrators, and Kristi facebook pranks Gabe
Episode 121 The Rutledges discuss Florida Women, Back To The Future, and if there's such a thing as cheating on your family
Episode 8 The Rutledges discuss Gabe's drinking talents, that one time in Butte Montana, Mushrooms vs. Bud Light, super sexy Justin Timberlake, penises, and how their relationship is the longest truth or dare game ever.
Episode 104 The Rutledges talk about whether the ice princess can handle balls, the passing of Gabe's grandma, why Kristi is a creepy aunt, and some celebration of life funerals that get a little creepy
Episode 127 The Rutledges discuss texting mishaps and the car pooping bandit
Episode 76 The Rutledges get a little drunk on holiday whiskey, make the case that despite a popular blog that says otherwise; marriage actually is for you, and there is singing. Sorry.
Episode 106 The Rutledges discuss yoga missionaries and funeral compliments, and over enjoy vodka tonics
Episode 16 The Rutledges discuss Nick Sr., genitals Freaky Friday, balls, polyamory, and how we need a secular sister wife
Episode 111 The Rutledges discuss how Gabe embarrassed himself at PAX and talk about the sexual plight of the straight man.
Episode 27 The Rutledges discuss scissoring, fluffers, tourettes, Kristi brings up the subject closest to her heart, and we talk smack about our younger selves
Episode 47 The Rutledges discuss crotch crafts, Gabe disusses why beer audiences are better than wine audiences, and Kristi shares a book review.
Episode 3 we discuss what is expected of comedians during radio interviews, Kristi reveals her shameful high school secret, we reminisce about having orgasms with your pants on, and break down a prank phone call.
Episode 41 The Rutledges discuss boobs, moose knuckle, thumb evolution, proper threesome etiquette, and Professor Merkin
Episode 42 The Rutledges discuss the defining moment of Gabe's life, talk about these darn kids today, connect the dots between Sweet N Low and Revenge of the Nerds, and relive the magic of junior high PE showering
Episode 125 The Rutledges discuss 50 shades of chicken, goldfish science, lying, and boobs
Episode 145 The Rutledges discuss Gabe's new TV show and Kristi's hall pass sex list of people who live around town.
Episode 26 The Rutledges discuss the power of boobs vs balls, Gabe has the worst segment idea ever, and they ponder fear of success.
Episode 40 The Rutledges discuss perineum's and thumbs, read some of Gabe's spam fanmail, try and decide whether men or women have a more unrealistic view of each other, and go over the dangers of sexting. Also it gets kinda gross, sorry.
Episode 39 The Rutledges discuss Kristi's new ink, Gabe's thumb handicap, insults, choads, prostitutes, and money.
Episode 151 Gabe complains about an audition where he felt like they wanted him to get emotional and then gets emotional
Episode 154 The Rutledges have a Salt on the Rim update, Gabe talks about performing for farmers and surprise birthday parties, and Kristi eats Triscuits and opens a package.
Episode 130 The Rutledges discuss lucky beards, hooker Yelp, and what it takes to be a hero.
Episode 98 The Rutledges do what they do best...wrestler gay rights talk.
Episode 31 The Rutledges discuss Driving Without Consideration, what comedians in cars talk about, the time Gabe worked at an adult bookstore, and go over proper one night stand bathroom etiquette.
Episode 86 The Rutledges show why they don't do sports talk, Gabe gets accused of homophobia and misogyny on Twitter, and Kristi puts the casual in Craigslist casual encounters.
Episode 64 The Rutledges imagine Magic Mike the musical, ponder how old is too old to breed, discuss how much work a good relationship should take, and Kristi has another classy book review
Episode 143 The Rutledges discuss podcast producer Don's health issues, and relive some Twisted Sister and Dokken. Turn it up!
Episode 30 The Rutledges discuss foot archery, decide if they should get gay married, and talk about testicle maintenance.
Episode 71 The Rutledges discuss Gabe's Alberta adventures, and tell a Mitch Hedberg story. Other stuff too.
Episode 73 The Rutledges discuss Gabe's eyetastrophe, go over the perils of nose spray addiction, review Kristi's 5th grade report card, and do some self counseling
Episode 48 The Rutledges celebrate their 1 year podcastiversary by talking about the Merman lifestyle and having a pretty heavy talk about dealing with life's tragedies