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My name is Emily, and I want to welcome you on this journey to follow me where my mind wanders. I will talk about basically anything I want to - nothing is off limits. Join me - and sometimes, a guest or two - as we tell funny anecdotes, break down memes and internet culture, and go down whatever rabbit hole we choose. Let’s be lonely together.

Emily


    • Jun 30, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 62: TLC Showdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 57:18


    Do you remember the classic shows from the hit TV channel TLC? In this episode, I discuss shows such as 19 Kids and Counting, What Not to Wear, Toddlers and Tiaras, and many more. All I'm saying is maybe “The Learning Channel” should start calling itself “The Trauma Channel.” --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emily5714/support

    Episode 61: How Swifties got me to delete social media

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2023 32:16


    If you've consumed any news in the last 24 hours, you've heard that Taylor Swift recently broke up with her boyfriend. I'm here to (hypocritically, I guess) rant about why it's so wrong to be speculating about this woman's relationship and personal life, especially in toxic ways. Reddit Swifties. Twitter Swifties. SwiftTok. This is none of your business. Stop it. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emily5714/support

    Episode 60: I rate movies based on which ones I would show to my first graders

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2023 43:29


    Ever wonder what a certified elementary teacher thinks about showing kids the movie Parasite? What about White Chicks? Or Dumbo (scarier for kids than you would think)? Tune in to hear my opinion on the developmental appropriateness of 10 random movies selected from my Letterboxd watched films. You're in for a chaotic but thoroughly entertaining ride. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emily5714/support

    Episode 59: Sad Girl Olympics

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2023 38:12


    There are several names we recognize as soon as their voice hits the radio: Katy Perry, Rihanna, Ed Sheeran (for better or worse). And that's all good and fine. But my favorite niche in the music industry is what we like to call the Sad Girls™️. This cultural phenomenon appreciates solo women in music who don't write your average party song but rather your special crying in the club song. Driving in the mountains. Looking at the stars. It is these women who will compete in the Sad Girl Olympics, using a foolproof scoring system of my creation that will decide who will go home with the gold. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emily5714/support

    Episode 58: Books - travel back in time with me

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2023 71:01


    Reminisce with me while I discuss the childhood classics: Diary of a Wimpy Kid, American Girl, Encyclopedia Brown, and so many other books series. Embrace your inner child and dive into the past with me. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 57: Do dog people deserve rights?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2023 33:50


    Now before you get yourself in a tizzy about the title because your baby Skippy is a perfect little angel, I'm only talking about the inconsiderate dog owners. You know, the ones that let their 2 huge dogs attack my cat outside and waved to me like we're at a church barbecue and not like their dog just ASSAULTED my beautiful baby boy. Listen to my thoughts on the dog vs. cat war, and then you can determine a winner… if there is one. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 56: I rate social media apps based on the type of crime they would commit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2023 74:29


    The title says it all. Where will YOUR favorite (and least favorite) social media sites/apps end up on my tier list? Listen to hear my position on Twitter, Reddit, Wattpad, and so many more apps that threaten our way of existence every day, whether we realize it or not. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 55: Everyone seems to be in their reputation era

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 64:44


    No matter how big or small you are, everyone faces a moment of truth in their lifetime: am I going to conform and be what they want me to be, or am I going to unapologetically be myself? In this episode, I talk about 3 people (real and fictional) who are in their “reputation era:” Queen Sza, Chef Julian Slowik, and Matty Healy: the FDA's worst nightmare. Join me as I break down what it means to be in your reputation era and break down examples and non-examples of how you, too, can come into your own. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 54: What you DON'T know about your favorite Christmas movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 58:50


    Did you know the Little Drummer Boy is CANCELED?!? Or that Frosty the Snowman is considered an archetype of Christ in the evangelical community? How about the fact that Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer is a story we DON'T want to tell our kids??

    Episode 53: How I stay in my teacher's head rent-free

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 23:30


    Gather ‘round as I tell you some tales from my sophomore year of high school. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 52: I consumed too much content this year

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2022 61:16


    In this episode, hear all about my 2022 content favorites in movies, music, and books. Get some recommendations to enjoy for when you're home for Quismois. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 51: Meet me at Midnight

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2022 55:38


    I am not like other girls, it's true. Instead of waiting a month to make the return of my podcast a New Year's resolution, I decided to start it back up again now. And why wouldn't I? Taylor Swift just dropped an album, and I of course have thoughts about it (no prayers though). Tune in to hear some of my shocking opinions on miss all too well's 10th studio album. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 50: “Bring back manly men” ~ Harry Styles, 2021 AD

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2022 72:09


    In this episode, I'm giving the people what they want: my carefully thought-out tier list of Harry's latest hit album, Harry's House. I also calculate just how much money I've spent on Doordash… and let's just say *supernanny voice* “You guys are in a crisis, I'm on my way.” --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 49: Crazy cat ladies don't exist…

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 59:07


    Join me for a fiery episode where I recount my fond memories from my recent Disneyland trip, debunk the “Crazy Cat Lady” trope, and abolish sexism, basically. Warning: You WILL leave this episode feeling better about yourself (unless you're one of those people who makes being married their whole personality). --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 48: Male gaze, female rage

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 54:54


    Oh yes it's happening. I have returned once more to simp for President Zelenskyy of Ukraine, rant about…men (who else?), and self-diagnose myself because, thanks to those gas prices that were SINGLE-HANDEDLY brought on by BIDEN and not for a plethora of other reasons going on in the world such as the war between Russia and Ukraine that surprisingly doesn't involve the US directly as everything else should apparently, I can't afford a $300 trip so the doctor can tell me I talk too much and have trouble focusing. Why would I do that when listeners could just tell me for free?

    Episode 47 - Gatekeep, Girlboss, and Gaslight with me!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2022 63:55


    In this episode, bake no-bake cookies with me as I tackle the public education system, discuss the Elizabeth Holmes scandal, and rant about every single thing on my mind. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 46 - Lonely Fans Wrapped

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2021 52:05


    Ah, the woes of intuitive podcasting™️. It's been a hot minute since the season 3 kickoff, and inspiration has struck me once again for an episode! Listen to this juicy episode for a shocking cold open, my thoughts on Red (Taylor's Version), and ultimately my 2021 music and entertainment opinions. Expect nothing but a good time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 45: #LONELYFANSISOVERPARTY

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 37:55


    Rising from the ashes, I emerge on the other side to find peace within myself and the Lonely Fans community. In the first episode of season 3, expect drama. We're talking celebrities we hate, why I disappeared for a month, and what exactly the pick-me paradox™️ is. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 44: Preparing for spooky season

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 24:46


    The Autumn chill is in the air, which means Halloween is just several sleeps away. Tune in to hear my take on the best and worst horror movies I have seen - and yes, I DO talk about Monster House. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 43: Corolla Rant

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2021 24:40


    No smoke and mirrors. No flashy outfits. Just me, you, my Corolla, and the open road. Do bad drivers annoy you? Do you think gender reveal parties are the devil's playground? Do you think it should be considered a felony to not serve ice water for free in restaurants? See where you and I feel the same in this rant episode. Follow the Lonely Fans Instagram account: @lonely_fans_podcast Become a Patron! - for early access, fan requests, and bonus episodes options. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 42: Ariana Grande "yuh"-ed her way into my heart

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 24:04


    Listen to the journey of a former Arianator turned Arian-HATER back to loving Ariana Grande again. In this episode, I take a look at the woman in the mirror and reflect on past opinions of mine that have changed - most importantly, my feelings towards the queen of "yuh."  Follow the Lonely Fans Instagram account: @lonely_fans_podcast Become a Patron! - for early access, fan requests, and bonus episodes option --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 41: Personality tests

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2021 49:49


    No, I'm not talking about the Buzzfeed "tell us your favorite ice cream toppings and we'll give you the exact time of your death" personality quizzes. These are the REAL, (semi) SCIENTIFIC personality tests. Myers-Briggs. Enneagram. Listen to my test results and hear what I have to say about yours. This time, it's personal. Follow the Lonely Fans Instagram account: @lonely_fans_podcast Become a Patron! - for early access, fan requests, and bonus episodes options. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 40: Weird interactions

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 21:38


    Drive with me as I recall some of my weirdest encounters in the past couple of years. Simple, yet effective. Follow the Lonely Fans Instagram account: @lonely_fans_podcast Become a Patron! - for early access, fan requests, and bonus episodes options. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 39: One Direction and Fifth Harmony... where are they now? - with Ricky

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 67:50


    Join 2 theatre kids at heart as we reminisce about our time on the stage - Lea Michele, you have 24 hours to respond. AND, we break down the solo careers of One Direction and Fifth Harmony members - for better or for worse. Let's just say that Ricky and I have some strong opinions, and they don't always align. Make sure to check out Ricky's podcast: https://anchor.fm/rciii and make sure to follow his Instagram too, so you can participate in the polls that determine what he talks about! @ricky.covey Show links: Bedhouse's smash hit "L.A.'s Totally Awesome Bleach:" https://soundcloud.com/bedhouse/las-totally-awesome-bleach The exact moment Liam Payne's career ended (2:25): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMYezLFtz08 Follow the Lonely Fans Instagram account: @lonely_fans_podcast Become a Patron! - for early access, fan requests, and bonus episodes options. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 38: The tea with E (x2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2021 56:41


    In this episode, I speak with Erin from The Tea with E podcast about several pressing matters in today's society: being anxiety gorls™️ in an anxious world, the dilemma of cancel culture and all it entails, and, of course, Taylor Swift. Come sip some tea with us noob podcasters trying to figure it all out. Make sure to check out The Tea with E podcast featuring friend of the show Erin! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-tea-with-e/id1570269279 Follow the Lonely Fans Instagram account: @lonely_fans_podcast Become a Patron! - for early access, fan requests, and bonus episodes options. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 37: The intersection of toxic masculinity and sports

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 22:31


    There's nothing wrong with liking sports - loving them, even. However, there comes a point when one's dedication to their team goes too far - and usually it has something to do with violence. In this episode, I explore when sports fans become toxic and what it says about society's stereotypes of men (disclaimer: not ALL of them, though). Smash that play button to hear some WILD toxic sports fans stories and my take on them as a VERY casual occasional sports enjoy-er. Follow the Lonely Fans Instagram account: @lonely_fans_podcast Become a Patron! - for early access, fan requests, and bonus episodes options. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 36: Outer Banks, inner cringe - with Jeremy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 58:29


    Season 2 of Outer Banks is almost here! My little brother all but forced me to watch season 1 with him this summer, but at the end of the day, I'm glad he did. A search for gold, drama between the rich and poor, and of course a whirlwind teenage romance - what is there NOT to like? Listen to Jeremy (with the return of the cringe button) and I break down our favorite and least favorite characters, take the ultimate quiz to see if we're kooks or pogues, and make our season 2 predictions. Join us to get ready for season 2 - as long as you decide to stay on your side of the cut. Take the Buzzfeed quiz along with us to find out if you're a kook or a pogue: https://www.buzzfeed.com/katelynmurakami/are-you-a-pogue-or-kook-from-outer-banks-4re4qj42aq Follow the official Lonely Fans Instagram page to stay in the loop and get some extra memes and other content: @lonely_fans_podcast Interested in early access to episodes and 2 bonus episodes a month? Check out my patreon: patreon.com/lonelyfans Lastly, send suggestions for future episodes and feedback to https://forms.gle/NUMpEJCL5pSQ2XfK8 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 35: Reflecting on one of the greatest days for the music industry: May 21, 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 47:41


    Simply put, May 21, 2021 was an important day in history. 3 solid albums dropped: Scaled and Icy by twenty one pilots, Greatest Hits by Waterparks, and, of course, SOUR by Olivia Rodrigo. In this episode, I reflect on the highs and lows of each body of work. As with any episode, I make sure to take my chance to dish out an empty threat to a certain boy some of Olivia's saddest songs are supposedly about (*cough* jOsHUa BaSSeT *cough*) - for legal purpose this is a JOKE and I would not last 3 seconds in the ring. I also reflect on my own mental health and how each of these albums affected me and helped me through a rough patch. You won't want to miss this episode! Make sure to follow the official Lonely Fans Instagram page: follow @lonely_fans_podcast for updates, resources, and extras! Hungry for more? Head over to my Patreon for early access to all episodes and 2 bonus episodes a month: patreon.com/lonelyfans Lastly! Send suggestions for future episodes and feedback to https://forms.gle/NUMpEJCL5pSQ2XfK8  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/support

    Episode 34: Fast food tier list with my little brothers Jeremy and Jason (part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 44:19


    FOLLOW THE BRAND-NEW LONELY FANS INSTAGRAM PAGE for updates, visual references, surveys, and extras: @lonely_fans_podcast, or click this link: https://www.instagram.com/lonely_fans_podcast/?hl=en We're dialing the cringe up even MORE as we address even more of your faves (or least faves): Burger King, In-n-Out, Panda Express, Five Guys (not One Direction, the restaurant), Subway (a polarizing topic, apparently), and more. We top off a great sibling bonding experience with one of Jeremy's musical impressions - let's just say Hamilton will never sound the same again.  Follow Lonely Fans on Instagram: @lonely_fans_podcast, or click this link: https://www.instagram.com/lonely_fans_podcast/?hl=en  Want early access and bonus episodes? Head over to my Patreon: patreon.com/lonelyfans Submit suggestions and feedback: https://forms.gle/NvwLKbMszyMVWhjE7 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 33: Fast food tier list with my little brothers Jeremy and Jason (part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 43:21


    Jeremy and Jason FINALLY agreed to come onto the podcast to discuss one of America's favorite pastimes: fast food. Listen to hear our strong opinions about your favorite places like McDonald's, Subway, Chick-fil-a, and more. The twins also equip a new tool in the show: the cringe button. Every time I say something they find cringe, they slap that button. How many times will they push the cringe button this episode? Tune in to find out.  Become a patron for early access to episodes and 2 bonus episodes a month: patreon.com/lonelyfans. Give feedback and suggestions in this google form: https://forms.gle/xPsxhKEhESQRqpyA8 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 32: "I missed the mark on that one" ~ David Dobrik

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 50:19


    In traditional Lonely Fans fashion, follow me into the tangents that arise from a rant about celebrities giving us nothing at the Met Gala, David Dobrik giving us everything except a sincere apology and a free Tesla, and the family vlogger industrial complex giving us too much footage of their kids who can't consent. Also, buckle up for the story of how I trolled one of the aforementioned family vloggers and got blocked. It's all here in episode 32! Become a patron for early access to all episodes and 2 bonus episodes a month! Go to patreon.com/lonelyfans to look at your options. Give feedback and suggestions in this google form: https://forms.gle/xPsxhKEhESQRqpyA8 SHOW LINKS: Looking camp right in the eye tweet: https://twitter.com/karliekloss/status/1125510658542452737?lang=en David Dobrik's 1st apology video (includes "I missed the mark on that one": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=260IAJdFvl0&t=85s David Dobrik's 2nd apology video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB734hc89x8&t=204s --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 31: Taylor Swift album rankings (Emily and Fabrizio's Version)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 64:51


    Where were you this time last year? If you're anything like me, you were in the depths of despair - at the height of quarantine, looking for ANYTHING to do besides face the fact that COVID restrictions weren't going away any time soon. And then, I found a beacon of hope in the form of a Youtube video: KANYE WEST FAN LISTENS TO TAYLOR SWIFT FOR THE FIRST TIME. That was the first video of Fabrizio's that I watched, and from then on I was a Fabrizio stan. Listen to us have a conversation for the first time and do the impossible: rank Taylor Swift's 8 studio albums. Where will we place your favorite album? CHECK OUT FABRIZIO'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL HERE: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCqUKtYcl1JiD8FY_UJLbyzQ. For early access to episodes and 2 bonus episodes a month, become a patron: patreon.com/lonelyfans - let's be lonely together! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 30: Doja Cat doesn't know how to make a bad song

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 43:34


    Doja Cat has me in her clutches once again with her latest album release, and I'm completely fine with it. Listen to my breakdown and ranking of each song to see where we agree and where we're going to have to battle it out Hamilton-style

    Episode 29 - Celebrate 1K total listens with the ultimate tier list

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 37:44


    A thousand total listens on my podcast already? It's more likely than you think. Old and new fans alike, join me as I rank all of my past episodes, reminiscing about our history while looking forward to the future of this show.  Become a patron and get early access to episodes and 2 bonus episodes a month: patreon.com/lonelyfans. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 28: The worst fake-deep offenders on the internet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2021 26:35


    There are some iconic ages out there. When you're 16, you get a driver's license (stream Sour by Olivia Rodrigo). When you're 22, you get to sing that one Taylor Swift song. We often miss, however, the significance that being 14 has. 14 year-olds are really leaps and bounds ahead of us when it comes to intellectualism and seeing society how it really is. In this episode, join me on the subreddit "I'm 14 and this is deep," (r/im14andthisisdeep) where I pick apart some of the worst fake-deep offenders on the internet. Become a patron for early access to episodes and 2 bonus episodes a month: patreon.com/lonelyfans --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 27: John Green must answer for his crimes - with Charlotte

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2021 29:03


    We all remember when The Fault in our Stars movie came out. Every middle schooler was shaking in their doc martens. Looking back on it, was John Green really the literary genius we all hailed him to be? Charlotte and I break it down and name his many crimes while simultaneously waxing my legs for the the first time ever. Is John Green the man we remember him to be? Find out in this episode. Become a patron for access to the full juicy story in this episode: patreon.com/lonelyfans Google Form to submit episode ideas and feedback: https://forms.gle/awLfTnRSqsMjmiNc6 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 26: Two of the most annoying videos on youtube

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 23:48


    (CW: brief mention of sexual assault.) Moonlight Sonata. Ode to Joy. Fur Elise. All of these classics come from so long ago in our past, but one of the most classic songs came to us in the early 2010s. Yes, let me say what we're all thinking: Tobuscus's "Nugget in a Biscuit." In part 2 of my "iconic Youtube videos everyone forgot about except me" series, we will cringe together as we listen to the Annoying Orange in 4K and become officially goated by watching the Nugget in a Biscuit video. Don't remember these videos? You will after this episode.  SHOW LINKS: Become a patron for early access to episodes and 2 bonus episodes a month: patreon.com/lonelyfans Annoying Orange in 4K: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLnvGaQwDwk Nugget in a Biscuit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmdc9RIhmOI Carl Wheezer Redbone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65BrEZxZIVQ Carl Wheezer Montero: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDLsHIuWVF8 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 16a: I've never seen Noah Centineo and Aristotle in the same room - with Katie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 29:03


    Join me and Katie as we break down the career of Twitter's infamous “white” boy of the month. We talk #just theatre kid things, unpack the mess of a movie SPF-18, and dive into Noah Centineo's long resumé. PS I LOVE Katie's Russell Crowe impression, but she wanted to add a disclaimer that she was out of practice when we recorded this. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 12: #Scammys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 19:59


    My thoughts on the Grammys (#Scammys) - who won, who deserved, and who was snubbed. Link where you can submit feedback and episode suggestions: https://forms.gle/JVYg5ZKjkuqPBE2K6 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 11: Taylor Swift's Best and Worst

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 34:43


    What does an Instagram-certified Swiftie have to say about Taylor's best and worst songs? Smash that listen button to find out. Even if you don't like or listen to Taylor Swift, you may leave this episode a believer... are you ready for it?  Become a patron for early access to episodes at patreon.com/lonelyfans PLEASE fill out this form to provide feedback and suggestions: https://forms.gle/yhixP1UY2Zm7uzZW8 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 15: The Devil Doesn't Need an Advocate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 24:05


    No, this episode isn't about Lil Nas X, despite what the title might make you think. It DOES include my thoughts on a teacher who yells at her students for not understanding math (?), comedic genius Keke Palmer, and of course the show's arch-nemesis Ben Shapiro.  SHOW LINKS: Young Ben Shapiro playing the violin... because you needed to see this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8mbA083hE --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 25: Netflix's top 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 55:36


    Looking for something new to binge-watch on Netflix? Look no further. In this episode, allow me to paint the picture of my 10 favorite Netflix original shows and movies. There's sure to be at least one in the list that catches your fancy. Join my patreon for early access to episodes (and exclusive content at the $5 level): patreon.com/lonelyfans Link to submit ideas and feedback: https://forms.gle/B6zjmY6YHMzWETDFA --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 24: You don't need to keep up with the Kardashians

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 22:46


    CW: body image, weight, eating disorders. What starts out as bitterness that I don't qualify to be an egg donor turns into me airing my grievances with America's favorite family.  BECOME A PATRON for early access to episodes and 2 bonus episodes a month! Google form to send in suggestions and feedback: https://forms.gle/BGCzjxTbo4mDh2nd8 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 23: What guys look for in girls feat. Tweedle-Dee, Tweedle-Dumb, and Tweedle-Dim

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 40:41


    In the first episode of my new "Iconic Youtube videos everyone forgot about except me" series, I bravely withstand 20 minutes of Nash Grier, Cameron Dallas, and JC Penney© listing contradictory things they look for in girls. It's not easy being an all-natural woman with no body hair who says yes to going on a spontaneous walk in the park while also not being a pushover. Women everywhere are thankful for the Magcon boys for laying it all out and telling us exactly who we need to be.  SHOW LINKS: Google Form to submit show ideas, feedback, and suggestions: https://forms.gle/rJPaE4DFRK9vm2rd7 "What Guys look for in girls" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1q9fK5fb2A The resemblance is uncanny: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVlHdy2WIAAHa2I.jpg --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Forever 21? No thanks

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 23:58


    ATTENTION: My Patreon is back! If you're interested in getting early access to episodes and/or 2 bonus episodes a month, become a Patron with this link: https://patreon.com/lonelyfans?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=creatorshare You’re browsing Forever 21, looking for the perfect summer shirt. All of a sudden, you spot it. THE shirt. You rush over and feel its soft embrace, the baby blue reminiscent of the ocean you’ll visit so many times in the oncoming months. You take it off the rack, ready to purchase it. Then it happens. You read the front of the shirt. It says “Lolz I only eat bacon on days that end with ‘y.’” Sound familiar? In this episode, I share some of Forever 21’s worst offenders when it comes to graphic tees gone wrong. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    I’m not like other girls... but make it a musical

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 24:34


    A person who is a girl AND funny!?!? Now THAT’S rare!1! And yet, this is exactly what happens in “Funny Girl,” a movie about a quirky woman who falls in love with a man that seems to not only to gamble with his money but also with her emotions. Women, am I right? Listen to hear my thoughts on this classic movie. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    The Swiftie-Directioner War of 2012

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 22:22


    Some people get diagnosed with ligma. I recently got diagnosed with Taylor Swift burnout. Join me as I try to navigate this trying time in my life by transporting us into the past... the Swiftie-Directioner War of 2012. Haylors, you have been warned. PLEASE FILL OUT THIS FORM!! It will take 10 seconds, and I really want to know who is listening to my podcast. Thank you in advance! https://forms.gle/P6eNJsgupZmEQfmb8 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 19b: (More than) OK Orchestra - with Ella

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 41:59


    Part 2 of our analysis of AJR’s latest album includes some interesting characters: Humpty Dumptruck, Busty Crustacean, and a stranger diagnosed with “Biden-itis.” Confused? You won’t be after you listen to this one. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Episode 19a: (More than) OK Orchestra - with Ella

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 62:58


    Have you listened to AJR's latest album OK ORCHESTRA? Good. Haven't listened to it? Even better. All ordinaryish people are welcome. Experience the album in a brand-new way with commentary from two of AJR's biggest fans. In the words of Demi Lovato in the hit Disney channel original "Camp Rock:" "She's really good!" SHOW LINKS: Casey Frey takes responsibility: https://twitter.com/caseykfrey/status/1272011818429370368 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Tik Tok is our Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 44:14


    Today, we are "Tok"ing about the app that has swept the globe. I share the ins and outs of my favorite Tik Tok communities, and I come to a conclusion to this question: Vine or Tik Tok? Find out in this episode. Tik Tokers mentioned: WASP mom: itscaitlinhello Popular girl: pgally Junior: leogonzall Teacher impressions: artbydemarcusshawn Dog groomer: girlwithedogs Outdoor cooking: menwiththepot JROTC/mindfluencer: sahibcantsingh Jordan "I ain't never seen two pretty best friends" Scott: jayrscotty Alfa wolf cringe: mitsy270 Teachers mentioned: _bigheartslittleminds_, kelsiemastel, havenpresley, donofriend, ms.april_ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

    Vine Analysis Ahead? I sure hope it does!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 30:55


    Vine vs. Tik Tok. Millennial vs. Gen Z. Whatever you want to call it, there is a war being waged in front of our very eyes. In the first episode of this multi-part series, I reminisce on the best and worst Vine had to offer during its Golden Age. Can it stand up to Tik Tok? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/emily5714/message

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