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Alva and Nelson are friends of almost a decade. Alva is an influencer and Nelson is a content creator, both making a living on the internet. The two are young adults that came of age online. They explore internet culture, sex work, men, mental health, influencer niches, and many other themes that fu…

Alva Velasco and Nelson Pereira


    • Sep 1, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 51m AVG DURATION
    • 79 EPISODES


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    75. Three Lifetimes in this House

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 56:42


    Our beautiful friends, we have returned from yet another hiatus. Our longest one yet — 9 months! We hear all your comments online publically and private and it's hard to fully walk away from this unique project. If you still enjoy listening to us please tune. We update you where we are at in our lives and prepare to embark on a new series of episodes with newfound commitment and motivation to each other and this show.    FOLLOW US ALVA https://www.instagram.com/notalvajay/   NELSON https://www.instagram.com/aiiirmoon   OOMF PODCAST https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast  

    74. Where is the Episode?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2022 57:03


    We are back again from our 10th hiatus! 2022 has been filled with ups and downs for the both of us but we are here and happy to be posting a new episode. Topics for today: Andrew Tate, Megan Thee Stallion's trial, music picks for the year, and much more!   @oomfpodcast on IG, Twitter!

    73. Can I Get A Jack & Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2022 55:04


    Hello friends! We are back this week with the return of Beysus!! Have ya'll experienced Renaissance yet? We went to a super Gen Z party and somehow poppers were brought up?!

    72. Monkeypox & Pink Sauce

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2022 51:24


    Hi friends - Join us for this week's topics. A new virus just dropped, pink sauce has us worried, and Rosalia is just a big weirdo, along with more!   Hello Gen-Z & girlies we see you listeninggggg ;)

    71. Ruben's Revenge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2022 54:41


    After nearly a 10 month hiatus we are back friends! So much character development in the past year, we hope you all are well.The elephant in the room this episode is Alva's divorce being FINAL!

    70. Retiring from Onlyfans

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 59:54


    We update you after 33 days of not posting. Miami stories, Alva's aversion to filming with other content creators, Jeremy Scott biting Melanie Martinez, and stan wars.   Support OOMF  https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast Follow OOMF https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast  

    69. Flop Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 38:27


    We're back from a month long hiatus! We unpack why Hard Summer was so... hard. We catch up on music, memes, relationships, and our work life!   Follow OOMF Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/ Support OOMF Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast

    68. The BBL Effect

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 54:18


    TW: Dieting, Calorie Counting, Weight Loss. Hello friends, this week we dive randomly into our passion for fitness and heath. We start off talking a bit about our lifestyle approach currently then go into a conversation making comparisons to BBL surgery culture, being skinny, and fitness culture as a whole.    Support OOMF Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast   Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/  

    67. Trafficking Britney, Ocean on Fire, Onlyfans Fear Mongering

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2021 38:48


    Hi friends! Late upload this week, apologies for that. Tune into the latest of what we think of Britney's conservatorship, the BDSM scandal of a New York political candidate, a recent ecological disaster in Mexico, and recent fear mongering concerning sex workers on Onlyfans. Support OOMF Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    66. Tarot Reading for the Next 6 Months

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 72:37


    Hi friends! We have something very special for you today. Alva's sister Liz joins us with our friend Peter and we do a round of tarot card readings. We all ask the cards what the following six months of 2021 have in store for us. Tune in for the fun and let us know if you resonate. Video version of this episode will be on Patreon also.   Support OOMF Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast   Follow OOMF Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    65. Anonymous Vent

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2021 50:37


    We arranged for one of our listeners from Twitter to join us this week to talk about her current relationship experience! Tune in to what our Jane Doe has to say this week.   Support OOMF Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast   Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    64. Lunar Eclipse, Cancelled Photographer, Free Palestine

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2021 40:51


    Hi everyone! Alva is in MX this week and I decided to try recording an episode on my own. Do let me know if you are into this on Instagram or Twitter. Hope you enjoy!   Support OOMF Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast Follow OOMF Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    63. Pro's & Con's of Dating Alvajay

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 42:48


    Alva pays her 2 of ex's to send her a list of Pro's and Con's of being in a relationship with her! Tune in to hear what they said. Support OOMF Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast   Follow OOMF Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    62. Holly Madison's Book

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 39:54


    Hello friends! This week we dive a bit into Holly Madison's book "Down the Rabbit Whole" where she details her unconventional relationship with Hugh Hefner. Please excuse our congestion we are both ill and recovering at home.   Support OOMF Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast   Follow OOMF Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    61. Nelson's Slut Pills

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 46:35


    Our hosts are back from a week hiatus. New apartment vibes! Alva talks about her recent arm lipo and Nelson's starts a new run of Descovy HIV preventive medication.   Support OOMF Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    60. Hagace Una Lipo

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 54:34


    Hello friends! Enjoy OOMF's 60th episode this week. We hope everyone is having a great April. This episode we talked the hot mess that was Insomniac's Abduction, liposuction, Beyonce's BBL, Natasha Bedingfield, and much more!   Support OOMF Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    59. Vaccinated Top

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 52:37


    Hello friends, Alva & Nelson are back from their "work" trip in LA and tell all!   Support OOMF Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast Follow OOMF Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    58. Generational Curses & Bucket Lists

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 35:17


    Our friends bring you this episode from LA. Instagram questions are answered: paranormal experiences, bucket lists, music recommendations and much more!   Support OOMF Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast   Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/oomfpodcast

    57. Caught Chlamydia 6 Times

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2021 39:04


    Enjoy this shorter episode from us today! StopAsianHate, the downfall of David Dobrik, Syphilis spike in Las Vegas, getting tested for STI's. Support OOMF Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/  

    56. Alva Shits On LA

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 46:52


    OOMF Podcast turns 2 this week! On this episode Alva shares her reservations about living in Los Angeles. Both hosts answer listener questions from Instagram and recall a recent experience with psilocybin infused chocolate. Support OOMF Podcast. https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast Follow OOMF Podcast. https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    Onlyfans Tips: PATREON EXCLUSIVE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 1:47


    Hi friends! Our first Patreon only video post has gone up. For only $5 you can have access of this video by becoming a Patron of OOMF Podcast. Thank you to all the amazing people that have donated since our launch in December 2020. We will most likely bring more exciting video content to Patreon so consider sticking around.    https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast

    55. Kittenpavv

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 61:48


    Our friend Claudia (@Kittenpavv on Instagram & TikTok) joins us this week and talks to us about her clothing brand, sneakers, onlyfans, and being catfished. Use code "OOMF" at her store to get 15% off! Follow Claudia: https://kittenpavv.myshopify.com/ https://www.instagram.com/kittenpavv/ https://www.tiktok.com/@kittenpavv?source=h5_m

    54. He Made Me Cry

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 119:06


    Chantal (@redsteelboot) joins OOMF this week to talk about her past experiences with abuse in her previous relationship. TW, she does go into details about many of her abuser's tactics and this episode may not be suitable for those sensitive to this. Follow Chantal on Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/redsteelboot/ https://www.instagram.com/letigrevintage/   Support OOMF Podcast on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast

    53. Meanest Boyfriend Ever & Crypto Art

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 52:42


    Today Alva mourns her ex-boyfriend a bit while Nelson shares his new found liking of Madonna's older music. Later the two share their immersion into the world of NFT's and Crypto Art.  Support OOMF Podcast. https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast Follow OOMF on Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    52. Women LOVE Gay Porn

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 55:44


    A 15 year old's tweeted opinion on women enjoying gay porn sparked today's topic. Britney's Spears distress throughout the years is also discussed. Our friends critique a controversial Instagram page comparing Instagram with real life beauty.    Support OOMF Podcast https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast Follow us https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/ 

    51. Rabbit food in North Korea

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 68:43


    This episode starts off with Nelson coming to fully understand the extreme way of life in North Korea. Our friends share some of their favorite things currently! Cyberpunk 2077, Brigderton, Tik Tok, and murder documentaries make the list. A vegan astrologer gets dragged and Virgo placements are critiqued.    Support OOMF Podcast https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast Follow us https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/   

    50. Stonks Girl Advice

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 28:33


    OOMF's 50th episode! Thank you for being with us so far. This episode is shorter due to a technical error. Alva gives her take on the risk associated with the current situation with the stock market. Support OOMF Podcast https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast Follow us https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/     

    49. I Went To 8 High Schools

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2021 61:50


    We near the end of January! May you all be safe and healthy. This episode our hosts talk about dating older vs. younger, experiences in high school, and different takes on aging. Shout out to the new Patreon patrons. Support OOMF Podcast. https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast   Follow OOMF on Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    48. Tik Tok, Y2K, Frenemies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 68:46


    Hello friends! OOMF Podcast is back this week. Our hosts tell us how refreshing Tik Tok is as a social media platform in comparison to Instagram. Y2K is back! The current state of e-commerce, fast fashion, and branding is critiqued. Lastly, one major question was answered.. How does one deal with disingenuous friendships?   Support OOMF Podcast: https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast   Follow us: https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/  

    47. Gays Over Covid & IG Live

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2021 38:04


    Nelson expresses some disdain over the Puerto Vallarta gays. Our host go on live to answer some scandalous questions.   Support OOMF Podcast. https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast   Follow OOMF Podcast on Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    46. 2021: The Year of Rat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 46:37


    Happy New Year friends! We welcome 2021 with new positive energy and hope. Our host share some quick New Years Resolutions. Nelson leaves his 9-5 and Alva introduces her lover, Rat.    Support OOMF Podcast. https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast Follow OOMF Podcast on Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    45. PeterPratts

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2020 62:46


    Our Floridian friend PeterPratts is with us this week. Peter is an influencer and internet OG. Listen to this episode to hear what interactions for him were like in the beauty industry, a quick Patreon QA, and other fun bits. Enjoy! Support OOMF Podcast. https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast Follow PeterPratts on Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/peterpratts/ Follow OOMF on Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    44. Instagram's War on Sex Workers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 50:27


    Our friends talk about how Instagram's strict Terms of Service are forcing sex workers to migrate and adapt on other platforms. Myspace seems to be making a comeback and pricing models have changed on Onlyfans.  Support OOMF Podcast https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast Follow OOMF Podcast on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/oomfpodcast/

    43. Drunk Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2020 42:14


    A lot of you all that talked to us on our last Instagram Live asked for drunk stories.. so here you go! Enjoy :)   Our patreon is now live! Check it out friends. If you become a patron you support Nelson and you support the production of OOMF Podcast. https://www.patreon.com/oomfpodcast

    42. Man Scent & Juicy Juicy Pills

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 50:48


    Thank you so much to everyone that supports the show so far! We saw so many of you on Spotify's 2020 Wrapped.. truly an honor. Enjoy this fun update where we talk about future goals for OOMF, Patreon, poppers, birth control, and shitty airplane rides.   Thank you so much Rose & Steve from The Ravebox for sending us lots of clothes. We want to photograph and make fun content with it soon. Check them out!  https://theravebox.myshopify.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_ravebox/

    41. Stripper Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 48:27


    Our friend Naomi comes on to share with us her experience of being a dancer in Las Vegas.

    41. I Need Joe Biden

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2020 55:37


    Today our friends talk about the current president election. Other topics today include Tokyo Love Hotels, COVID mandates, and an update on "Rat".

    40. Love Witch

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 96:43


    We catch up with our friends after a month long hiatus! Halloween, Trump, Voting, Ayozitnapa, Kanye West, Body Language.

    39. Girls Trip

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2020 55:40


    We finished Leo season with a quick recap of of Alva's girls trip in Cancun and Nelson's latest macabre TV show interest. This, OFFICIALLY, is our first youtube upload on Alva's channel.   Check it out at www.youtube.com/candyjellyeyes

    38. Villain Origin Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2020 48:49


    Still working on getting first video upload up! Stay with us friends.   Leave us a rating :)

    37. Fly on the Wall

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2020 49:02


    Join us for light commentary on tracking calories, astrological houses, Ellen Degeneres, and Kanye West.

    36. Venus the Fetus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2020 51:50


    Alva drops a bomb this week.

    35. Entanglement

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2020 45:29


    Our friends dive into the current conspiracies online concerning Naya Rivera, sex trafficking, #freebritney, and the Smith's interesting marriage.

    34. Wrapping up June!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 49:00


    Hi friends! We hope you are staying safe and healthy through this pandemic still. Enjoy this update from us here at home, constantly going through the motions of life. 

    33. Gemini Season, Phase 2, Black Lives Matter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020 44:01


    Hello friends! Alva and Nelson return with updates from current events in the world. Remember.. all lives won't matter until black lives do! 

    32. Midsex & Body Count

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2020 46:28


    We are knee deep in Taurus season! Our fellow hosts talk about previous sexual experiences and dating styles.

    31. Adrenochrome

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2020 54:08


    We dive into the world of conspiracies this week! Thanks to everyone that commented and engaged on our instagram posts.

    30. Scandalous Life Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 51:54


    Alva and Nelson share what's going on with life during coronavirus shutdown. Nelson is sick of capitalism and Alva's hedonistic side is starting to humble her. Happy Taurus Season!

    29. Ex Wife (2/2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 57:00


    Alva follows up on her separation soon to be divorce and Nelson professes his love for Resident Evil's Carlos Oliveira. Thank you so much for tuning in friends! Please leave us a fun rating.

    28. Ex Wife (1/2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2020 60:19


    Part 1 of 2. Alva announces her separation. Please leave us a rating! We hope everyone is staying healthy and safe during covid19 shutdown.

    27. Day2 of the Apocalypse

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2020 32:41


    Alva and Nelson report from Las Vegas as COVID-19 pandemic intensifies.

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