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Thank you to Hello Fresh for supporting this week's episode. Go to HelloFresh.com/Smart90 and use codeSmart90 to get a total of $90 off your first month, including free shipping on your first box. Additional restrictions apply, please visitHelloFresh.com for more details.In this episode, we discuss business mints, how to pronounce the combination of podcast and aunt, and every time we go to 5 Guys we get beaten to near death. Enjoy.

In this episode, we mentally devolve as we discover we are just, like, used to what spit tastes like. By the end, we invent some things and reveal our toes. Enjoy.

In this episode, we accidentally record for like and hour and forty minutes about nonsense, and sense too if you think about it. Anyways this is the first episode we have felt pretty good about recording since we all moved in together and I’m pretty excited for everyone to hear it. Hope everyone has been doing well. Enjoy.

Thank you to Hello Fresh for supporting this week's episode. Go to HelloFresh.com/80smart and use code 80smart to get a total of $80 off your first month, including free shipping on your first box. Additional restrictions apply, please visitHelloFresh.com for more details.In this episode, we invent a cookie, and discuss the infinite baby theory. Enjoy.

In this episode, we discuss the Gay Confederacy, Wet Sweet T-Shirt Contests, and the language behind empathetic dialogue. Enjoy.

Thank you to Hello Fresh for supporting this week's episode. Go to HelloFresh.com/80smart and use code 80smart to get a total of $80 off your first month, including free shipping on your first box. Additional restrictions apply, please visit HelloFresh.com for more details. In this episode, we discuss Food emotions, Mcdonalds Dasani Water, Lava Piles, how rice can probably be used as a weapon. Enjoy.

Below this blurb, there is a link to an NYMag article called, “135 Ways to Donate in Support of Black Lives and Communities of Color”. We have decided to put our money where our mouth is in support of black lives here in America. We will be matching donations to charities that support people of color of up to a total combined value of $250.00. That process works like this:1: You donate any amount to the charity of your choice. (The charity has to be helping people of color, and or their communities.) 2: Send an email to Morgan@DriveByDogs.com with the receipt/invoice. 3: We reply within 48 hours matching your contribution!If you are unsure of where to best donate, please refer to the link below. This article does a really good job of listing various related charities. https://nymag.com/strategist/article/where-to-donate-for-black-lives-matter.htmlIn this episode, we discuss Water Parks vs. Amusement Parks and Election day Data Transfers. Oh and also the secret behind Google’s Search Engine.

Thank you to BetterHelp for supporting this week’s episode. Visit TryBetterHelp.com/DBA and get 10% off your first month!In this episode, we discuss our moon colony bet, The four layers of our world, and erotic pulls. All the while we revisit some of our favorite moments from the first 100 or so episodes. Enjoy.

In this episode, we discuss Chicken Tomagatchi & how sonar is like lethal. All the while exploring the Color something haha I’m a little drunk writing this. Emjoi

In this episode, we discuss Gamer Milk, Why we don’t dig just like a little bit more, and what joke theft feels like first hand. Enjoy.

In this episode, we discuss Joe Biden’s Cannibal Teeth, Priming and the human subconscious, and Morgan’s devastatingly bad Resume. Enjoy.

In this episode, we invite on our Buddy Alex to talk about Horizontally Growing Trees, The Vela Effect, and his new Podcast with Ian, Win Lose Watchlist! Listen to their new show by visiting Hyperurl.co/WinLose

This episode is sponsored by our friends at Skillshare. Explore your creativity at Skillshare.com/PE and get 2 Free Months of Premium Membership.In this episode, we discuss Evan All Mighty, Productivity during the apocalypse, and Ian’s capacity for suffering. Enjoy.

In this episode, we discuss living in a simulation, social change, and being single during a pandemic. Enjoy. Everybody also check out Ian’s New Podcast, Win Lose Watchlist. It’s a podcast about two friends breaking down the best and worst movies of all time. Listen to the show with the link below :)http://hyperurl.co/WinLose

This episode is sponsored by our friends at Skillshare. Explore your creativity at Skillshare.com/DBA and get 2 Free Months of Premium Membership.In this episode we lose Rylee to the Common Cold while we discuss the Corona Virus and our thoughts on what death really is. Enjoy.

In this episode we discuss, evolution, toothpaste, and the current state of social media. Enjoy.

In this episode, we discuss Earth’s second Moon, an idea for a child/room, and how 6:00PM may happen four times in one day. Enjoy.

In this episode, we discuss Kessler Syndrome and Korean Television. Enjoy.

In this episode, we discuss Torture, The Minds Eye, and Punk Concert Bathrooms. Enjoy none of this ASAP, and All of it later.

In this episode, we discuss tooth tunez, Cuddlefish in 3D, and Brutus. Enjoy.

In this episode, we discuss Lucid Dreaming, your subconscious, and how to better manage suffering. Enjoy.

In this episode, we discuss a legal conundrum, Ian devouring cookies in front of a real ass man. All the while Rylee covers himself in Root Beer by the end of the episode. Enjoy. Will someone fucking email Ian? lolIan@DriveByDogs.comRylee@DriveByDogs.comMorgan@DriveByDogs.com

This is our Christmas episode. Accept that. In this episode, we discuss our budget for fruit, Gold Clothes (obviously), along with all 9 conspiracy theories. Enjoy.

In this episode, we discuss..well…Chris Evan’s Debit Card mostly. Enjoy.

In this episode we discuss, an invasion, The Last Lady, and Undone on Amazon Prime. Enjoy.

This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast!This episode is also brought to you by Care/of. For 25% off your first order of personalized vitamins visit Takecareof.com and use the Promo Code, “Smart”. Thank you to our friends at Care/of for supporting the show. In this episode, we discuss how much tuna costs, being your own wife, and shrinking DOWN. Enjoy. This is a Drive By Dogs Podcast.

This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast!In this episode, we discuss nipples mostly. Enjoy.

In this episode, we discuss homophones, (or homonyms I don’t fucking know lol), for a completely unreasonable amount of time. Enjoy.

In this episode, we discuss Horse Code and all it's glory while dissecting the self and living by Ian's weekly teachings. Enjoy.

This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast!In this episode, we dive deep into our collective minds to explore who you be. This, as we talked about in the episode, may have been a weird one but it is certaibly an important one to us. More silly on the way. Enjoy this mindbender in the meantime.The Boys:Ian Whitefield- Twitter:@IanWhitefield - Email: Ian@DriveByDogs.comMorgan Cahill- Twitter:@DBDMorgan - Email: Morgan@DriveByDogs.comRylee Mcnemar: - Twitter:@Chowbox87 - Email: Rylee@DriveByDogs.comThis is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

In this episode, we talk about what a brain to brain interface would be like and try to conceptualize special relativity. All the while Ian brings up Duncan Trussel like 11 times. Enjoy.The Boys:Ian Whitefield- Twitter:@IanWhitefield - Email: Ian@DriveByDogs.comMorgan Cahill- Twitter:@DBDMorgan - Email: Morgan@DriveByDogs.comRylee Mcnemar: - Twitter:@Chowbox87 - Email: Rylee@DriveByDogs.comThis is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast!In this episode, we skip the science and dive right into our personal relationships and invention ideas. Enjoy.The Boys:Ian Whitefield- Twitter:@IanWhitefield - Email: Ian@DriveByDogs.comMorgan Cahill- Twitter:@DBDMorgan - Email: Morgan@DriveByDogs.comRylee Mcnemar: - Twitter:@Chowbox87 - Email: Rylee@DriveByDogs.comThis is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

In this episode, we return to give our thoughts on an interesting Would You Rather and Ian's perspective on the world after reading Michael Gungor book, "This". Oh, also Ian goes on some weird gay tangent about 14:00 Minutes in so don't miss that. Enjoy.The Boys:Ian Whitefield- Twitter:@IanWhitefield - Email: Ian@DriveByDogs.comMorgan Cahill- Twitter:@DBDMorgan - Email: Morgan@DriveByDogs.comJames Fritz: - Twitter:@KloneSixFour - Email: Fritz@DriveByDogs.comThis is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast!In this episode, we get to see Ian hyped up on Bee Pills, we learn that Mosquitos don't like Dubstep, and get real for like 40 minutes about the problems humanity faces from a structural standpoint. Weird episode, but good. Enjoy.The Boys:Ian Whitefield- Twitter:@IanWhitefield - Email: Ian@DriveByDogs.comMorgan Cahill- Twitter:@DBDMorgan - Email: Morgan@DriveByDogs.comRylee Mcnemar- Twitter:@Chowbox87 - Email: Rylee@DriveByDogs.comJames Fritz: - Twitter:@KloneSixFour - Email: Fritz@DriveByDogs.comThis is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast!In this episode of the show, we discuss being visited by the all wonderful Hector, trading away your friends for happiness, and the all mighty mice paradise. Enjoy.The Boys:Ian Whitefield- Twitter:@IanWhitefield - Email: Ian@DriveByDogs.comMorgan Cahill- Twitter:@DBDMorgan - Email: Morgan@DriveByDogs.comThis is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast!In this episode, we break down time signatures in music, what separates one family from another, and all sorts of garbage about humans. Enjoy.The Boys:Ian Whitefield- Twitter:@IanWhitefield - Email: Ian@DriveByDogs.comMorgan Cahill- Twitter:@DBDMorgan - Email: Morgan@DriveByDogs.comThis is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast!In this episode, we discuss going long, "The Darkest Fire", and how bridges don't work. All the while discussing a simulated reality and breaking down the key components of religions effects on society. Enjoy.Cast:Ian Whitefield- Twitter:@IanWhitefield - Email: Ian@DriveByDogs.comMorgan Cahill- Twitter:@DBDMorgan - Email: Morgan@DriveByDogs.comThis is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is also brought to you by our friend over at Frey. 97 out of 100 customers prefer Frey to their old detergent! Do us a favor and shop the line by visiting LiveFrey.com! If you find something you like use our code "DBD20" for 20% off your entire purchase!In this episode we compare and contrast the quality of sex throughout human history, we distinguish between Spirituality and Religion, and assure that rylee love boob. Enjoy.Cast:Ian Whitefield- Twitter:@IanWhitefield - Email: Ian@DriveByDogs.comMorgan Cahill- Twitter:@DBDMorgan - Email: Morgan@DriveByDogs.comThis is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is also brought to you by our friend over at Frey. 97 out of 100 customers prefer Frey to their old detergent! Do us a favor and shop the line by visiting LiveFrey.com! If you find something you like use our code "DBD20" for 20% off your entire purchase!In this episode, Ian tries to focus in on the importance of Perspective. All the while we fight about Social Hierarchy, Before Babies, and whether or not you can put peppers in the microwave. Enjoy.Cast:Ian Whitefield- Twitter:@IanWhitefield - Email: Ian@DriveByDogs.comMorgan Cahill- Twitter:@DBDMorgan - Email: Morgan@DriveByDogs.comRylee Mcnemar- Twitter:@Chowbox87 - Email: Rylee@DriveByDogs.comJames Fritz: - Twitter:@KloneSixFour - Email: Fritz@DriveByDogs.comThis is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. For $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh, you can visit HelloFresh.com/Smart80 and enter the promo code "Smart80" Thanks to Hello Fresh for supporting the podcast!In this episode, We debate just how many senses there are and find out some surprising news about bats. All the while we ponder what would happen if we find dumber aliens and debate probability's relationship with outcome. Enjoy.Cast:Ian Whitefield- Twitter:@IanWhitefield - Email: Ian@DriveByDogs.comMorgan Cahill- Twitter:@DBDMorgan - Email: Morgan@DriveByDogs.comThis is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is also brought to you by our friend over at Frey. 97 out of 100 customers prefer Frey to their old detergent! Do us a favor and shop the line by visiting LiveFrey.com! If you find something you like use our code "DBD20" for 20% off your entire purchase!In this episode, Ian doesn't understand why he doesn't understand Cardinal Directions, Morgan struggles to explain why he's surrounding the Earth with concrete, and Rylee can't fit in a bathtub, Oh and how crazy would it be if everyone drowned at once? We discuss all of this and more. EnjoyThis is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is also brought to you by Gamefly! For a free trial of the ultimate Video Game Rental Experience, visit GameFlyOffer.com/Smart. Thanks to GameFly for supporting our show!In this episode, we are ringing bells and celebrating Christmas. This is officially our last episode of 2018 so we figured we would go out of this year the same year we came in: confused about our own morality. Enjoy.This is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is made possible by our friends at Forto Coffee Shots! For a delicious jolt of energy to keep you productive tryout Forto by visiting FortoCoffee.com and use our code "Drive20" to get 20% off AND so they know we sent you!In this episode, we're making up names while talking about the new Elon Musk Announcement, making clarifications about last episode's Center of the Universe discussion, and letting our voice be heard on the Presidential Hotness Scale. Enjoy.This is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is made possible by our friends at Forto Coffee Shots! For a delicious jolt of energy to keep you productive tryout Forto by visiting FortoCoffee.com and use our code "Drive20" to get 20% off AND so they know we sent you!In this episode, we debate about the existence of a universal middle, confirm Einstein was probably right, and quiz Ian on how many countries he can name. Enjoy.This is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

his episode is brought to you Sponsor-Free to promote our new Youtube Channel! Watch our Fallout 76 Live Action Fan Film by clicking here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECavRXU2k8&t=2sCast: Ian, Rylee, MorganIn this episode, we discuss Glass Houses, The Very Non-Hollow Earth, and All The Starlight Ever. Enjoy.This is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is also brought to you by our friend over at Frey. 97 out of 100 customers prefer Frey to their old detergent! Do us a favor and shop the line by visiting LiveFrey.com! If you find something you like use our code "DBD20" for 20% off your entire purchase!Cast: Ian, Rylee, MorganTime Stamps:(02:34) Different Butt Cheeks Different Day(04:25) Dollar Shave Club Ticket To Space(16:25) The Oldest Star(25:16) UnGooglable(38:45) How Do Cameras Work?(44:32) Knowledge vs Memories(52:38) The Science Behind Boss Baby(54:50) Conversation Cues(01:00:00) Ian's Empathetic RoundaboutThis is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is also brought to you by our friend over at Frey. 97 out of 100 customers prefer Frey to their old detergent! Do us a favor and shop the line by visiting LiveFrey.com! If you find something you like use our code "DBD20" for 20% off your entire purchase!In this episode, we discuss fate, pruning fingers, and for some reason Red Dead Redemption. Enjoy.This is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

Hey guys, be sure to check out our new Fallout 76 Fan Film by clicking here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECavRXU2k8&t=5sThis episode is also brought to you by our friend over at Frey. 97 out of 100 customers prefer Frey to their old detergent! Do us a favor and shop the line by visiting LiveFrey.com! If you find something you like use our code "DBD20" for 20% off your entire purchase!In this episode, we finally crack the case on Free Will's existence...kind of. Listen to us romantically argue about philosophical nonsense as we delve deep into what we actually are. Enjoy.This is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is also brought to you by our friend over at Frey. 97 out of 100 customers prefer Frey to their old detergent! Do us a favor and shop the line by visiting LiveFrey.com! If you find something you like use our code "DBD20" for 20% off your entire purchase!Cast: Ian, MorganTime Stamps:(04:29) The kilogram is changing(19:15) Galactic Smashup(25:46) The Moon Debate(35:23) The Great Filter(44:22) Evolution & HibernationThis is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

This episode is made possible by our friends at Forto Coffee Shots! For a delicious jolt of energy to keep you productive tryout Forto by visiting FortoCoffee.com and use our code "Drive20" to get 20% off AND so they know we sent you!Cast: Ian, MorganTime Stamps:(01:40) Episode #56 Will Be A Showdown(04:25) The Scientific Significance of The Number #55(05:48) Atomic Breakdown(07:53) Body Language Amazement(22:10) Alcohol and our perception of truth(27:18) Morgan doesn't know how much dick he hasThis is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com

Vote for us in the Podcast Awards! (http://bit.ly/2yU1iUT)This episode is made possible by our friends over at Gamefly! GameFly is a video game subscription service that allows you to rent one or more games to rock out on! To support our show you can get an unrestricted 30-day free trial by visiting GameFlyOffer.com/Smart Thanks GameFly!Cast: Ian, MorganTime Stamps:(01:51) Scientific Significance of the number #54(03:45) The aftermath of last weeks fight(05:25) Time Travel Paradox(17:27) What does "I" mean to you?(30:32) Rehashing Free Will(48:20) Our future vs AI(58:00) Podcast Awards 2018This is a Drive By Dogs Podcast. For more of us, visit DriveByDogs.com