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Two idiots talk about weird news, funny stories, and anything that interest them on the internet.

Logan Marks


    • Aug 7, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 48m AVG DURATION
    • 90 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from WE WON THE INTERNET

    Bad company 'til the day I die (Episode 01)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2021 57:05


    Come join us at: https://anchor.fm/creepsinthenight We have a new show Creeps in the night! We look forward to entertaining you!

    Until We Meet Again (Episode 89)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2021 25:27


    This week we talk about the movie Willy's Wonderland, Frank of Ireland, and Them.  We also talk about our new show CREEPS IN THE NIGHT starting August 6th!  This will be the last Episode of WE WON THE INTERNET thank you all for listening and we hope you join us with our new podcast.  We will see you guys there!  

    Watch out it's a Baby! (Episode88)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2021 45:31


    This week we talk about the movie Awake.  We also get into the series Sweet Tooth both on Netflix.  On Can't Believe It's Not Google a lardo doesn't like fat chicks.  All this and on We Won The Internet SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Oh Baby! Superman Dare to Care Tunnel of Love  THE DARK WEB:  Shocking Murder Stories  

    Shape Shifter's Unite (Episode 87)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 58:36


    This week Logan and Sam talk the SYFY series Van Helsing.  Is the SYFY channel finally making good content? We also get into the movie Super Me on Netflix.  No, it's not about vegans getting fat at Mcdonalds.  Listen and find out.  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A woman's husband is doing her dirty.  should she stay or go?  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Cannibal Caves No Mullets For Kim Pretty In Pink Fold Out Couch  THE DARK WEB: Shape Shifters in Folklore  SPONSOR:  Sugar O's  

    Who's getting canceled now? (Episode 86)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 55:25


    This week Logan and Sam talk about the show Army of the dead on Netflix.  Is it a rotten corps of the genre?  We also get into the show Mosquito coast on Apple TV.  Looks like Apple is making some moves.  We can't forget about our old favorite Sliders on Peacock.  It's the old show that keeps on giving.  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A bride's non binary sister is being an ass in both genders.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Subway Artist Canceled Jim Bakker? Bad GTA It's a Minnesota Standoff  THE DARK WEB:  Times that social media saved lives SPONSOR:  Larry's malt liquor

    Don't Dish It Out If You Can't Take It (Episode 85)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 56:59


    This week Logan and Sam talk about working from home,  missing asshole coworkers, and the long awaited time of working without masks.  Have you been vaccinated?   On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A man tries to rekindle a old love.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Burger Baby Great Balls Of Fire Mrs. Peebody Where's The Beef?   THE DARK WEB: Near Internet blackouts SPONSOR:  Unnatural Box

    I'm A Hustler, Baby (Episode 84)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 64:09


    This week Logan and Sam talk about the Documentary series Generation Hustle.  Which are our favorite episodes and we want to learn how to be world class scammers too!  Logan also talks about his ghost encounter or would we say non-encounter?  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A woman complains about her husband's masturbation practices.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) cockroach debt   Dick holes   Ready... Fight!   Mother's Day shocker   THE DARK WEB:  Alex Collier the UFO expert SPONSOR:  Delusion Cigarettes

    Attack of the killer tomatoes (Episode 83)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 51:25


    This week Logan and Sam talk about the series Hanna on Amazon prime and a fun little movie on Hulu called Spontaneous.  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE a mother gets a little too comfortable with her daughters house keys.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET.   SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Poop Attack   Vagina Pocket Tomato rage Tattoo THE DARK WEB:  Odd Crimes and Arrests SPONSOR:  Fomba Socks  

    Finish him! (Episode 82)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2021 56:16


    This week on We Won The Internet Logan and Sam talk about the Masterpiece Mortal Kombat. Is it better than the original?  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE should a woman leave because of some ass slapping?  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Head of the class Moving on up Lap Dance Good Luck Coin THE DARK WEB:  Real Crazy Women Stealing Babies SPONSOR:  Plot holes 3

    Q: Into the toilet (Episode 81)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 58:44


    This week Sam and Logan talk about the Documentary on HBO Called Q: into the storm.  Who is Q?  How did the movement fool so many people?  We go over the crazy ride that is Q.  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE should a man stay with a woman that refuses to give him oral? That's just bad manners in our book.   All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) She's just milking it! Stay away from carbs! Pay the piper in pennies He wants to be a nacho man  THE DARK WEB:  Stupid Criminals SPONSOR:  Jerry Hartstone

    Melissa McCarthy Should Be On Death Row (Episode 80)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 55:08


    This week Logan and Sam talk about the Documentary Operation Varsity Blues: The College Admissions Scandal.  Are we really surprised rich people be scamming? We also get into the new Netflix Movie Thunder force.  Does Melissa McCarthy poop out another turd?  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE A woman hooks up with an old high school teacher.  Does she give him a passing grade?  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) Angry Volkswagon Million Dollar Baby Bill Unwelcome Guess Is That A UFO? THE DARK WEB:  Last Second Death Row Saves SPONSOR:  Manponds

    We'll be watching you (Episode 79)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 50:21


    This week Logan and Sam talk about the old TV series  Nowhere man.  It must be good cause it was only one season!  We also get into the new documentary on Netflix Coded bias.  Are you ready for the world to keep an eye on you?  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE  a guy has a problem with his clone girlfriend.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/pastor-accused-of-farting-on-congregations-face-says-its-a-demonstration-of-gods-power-5654255123824640.html https://nypost.com/2021/03/24/florida-mom-shows-up-to-school-wearing-boxing-glove-fights-student-cops/?utm_source=reddit.com http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/dumb-moran-210935   http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/popped-at-publix-539420    THE DARK WEB:  People returning  from the dead SPONSOR:  Adam and Steve

    Honey, We shrunk the Willies! (Episode 78)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 55:00


    This week  Sam tells us about the new movie on HBO Max Godzilla vs Kong.  Is it a a giant pile of Gorilla poop?  Logan tells us about the epic problem facing man kind.  Are our Penises getting smaller?  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE a woman argues with her partner over a smelly situation.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET! SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://kutv.com/news/local/man-steals-little-caesars-pizza-and-breadsticks-leading-to-high-speed-chase-all-over-orem https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3126477/man-china-claiming-be-taoist-master-offering https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/mafia-fugitive-caught-after-posting-youtube-cooking-video/ar-BB1f6uO4?ocid=uxbndlbing https://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article250227960.html   THE DARK WEB: Creepy Social Media Practices SPONSOR: Cletis Stick  

    What would you do for chicken nuggets? (Episode 77)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 58:56


    This week Logan and Sam talk about Joe Biden falling all over himself.  Sam talks about Falcon and winter soldier on Disney Plus and Logan goes on about Kevin Samuels a Image consultant on YouTube that talks some mean ass truth. . Also a woman's family thinks her boyfriend is ugly does he leave him?.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.fox2detroit.com/video/912120 https://www.wkrn.com/news/crime-tracker/warrant-argument-over-chicken-nuggets-led-woman-to-bite-bedford-county-deputy/ https://ktla.com/news/local-news/huntington-beach-police-officer-charged-with-creating-fake-dating-profile-for-co-worker/ https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/woman-tied-to-seat-on-russian-flight-after-she-repeatedly-tried-to-take-underwear-off-in-mid-air-3515777.html   THE DARK WEB:  Time travels from the future SPONSOR:  Napper Mattresses  

    Be kind rewind (Episode 76)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 54:02


    This week Logan and Sam talk about the show See on Apple TV. Is it just a bunch of blind people wondering around?  We then get into the Documentary The Last Blockbuster on Netflix.  Do we really miss late fees and weirdo's in polo shirts? Also, I woman wants to know if her boyfriend is full of crap... He most likely is.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.newsweek.com/cheerleading-mom-accused-making-nude-deepfakes-incriminate-daughters-rivals-1575892 https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-criminal-rents-car-robs-bank-then-returns-to-buy-a-bmw-20210313 https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Assistant-principal-accused-in-homecoming-court-16029708.phpThe https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/council-pleads-villagers-stop-leaving-23700077   THE DARK WEB:  Famous death's foreseen SPONSOR:  Dr. Winikoff 's big booby specialist

    I will not eat green eggs and ham (Episode 75)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2021 58:30


    This week Logan and Sam talk about the show the Head on HBO and the Amazon movie Coming 2 America.  Is it as good as the first?  You bet your ass it's not!  We also get into the controversial  canceling of cartoon characters. Is that smelly fake cat really that bad?  A woman wants to know if getting a happy ending should end her relationship.    All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/german-prison-forced-to-change-600-locks-after-intern-shares-selfie-with-master-key-on-social-media-5744007827161088.html   https://www.newsweek.com/cat-pilot-attack-plane-flight-1573256   https://www.iheart.com/content/2021-03-08-michigan-man-used-his-debit-card-to-break-in-a-home-left-card-inside/   https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/altoona-man-charged-after-reportedly-kicking-two-officers-in-their-face/    THE DARK WEB:  Controversial homework. SPONSOR: Ivan's school of  bear wrestling

    Podcast Vato (Episode 74)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2021 48:47


    This week Logan and Sam talk about the show Chateau Vato. Is it a Latino Masterpiece?  I'm guessing no.  We also talk about awkward comments at the work place. Also, woman's boyfriend looks for racism, but is there really any to be seen?  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://cwbchicago.com/2021/01/man-stole-tow-truck-then-called-911-to-complain-because-victim-pulled-a-gun-on-him-prosecutors-say.html https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/north-carolina-woman-dragged-nearly-1200-feet-after-trying-dance-next-car/SLPKWN3A3VC63MJFXG2F4EGY74/ https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/local-news/police-blair-county-woman-came-to-probation-office-with-heroin-in-purse/ https://www.thesun.ie/news/6644887/drunk-pals-inflatable-mattress-floating-panicked-beer THE DARK WEB:  Sinister Murderers SPONSOR: Snatch's Organic Coffee

    Deadly Ocean eyes (Episode 73)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2021 55:04


    This week Logan and Sam talk about the dumb practice of  gender reveals.  We talk about the show The Crew with Kevin James on Netflix.  Is it as good as King of  Queens?  We also get into the new Syfy show Resident Alien.  Then a man's girlfriend doesn't  give him his birthday wish.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/indonesian-woman-claims-that-gust-of-wind-impregnated-her-making-her-give-birth-within-one-hour-of-getting-pregnant-5131617465008128.html   https://www.nj.com/bergen/2021/02/nj-man-set-fire-to-his-lawn-to-get-rid-of-snow-and-ice-cops-say.html   https://www.iheart.com/content/2020-03-12-shopkeeper-thwarts-armed-robbery-by-throwing-chili-powder-at-suspect/   https://torontosun.com/news/weird/tennessee-genius-arrested-for-forging-obamas-name-on-handgun-permit    THE DARK WEB:  Deadly Ocean Survival Stories. SPONSOR: Main Stream media

    Don't trust truckers with fake ID's (episode 72)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2021 52:17


    This week Logan and Sam talk about Valentine's day and the snow and cold in Texas. We also get into the Movie Bliss on Amazon prime and the movie Escape from Pretoria on Showtime.  Also, on I can't believe it's not Google a man calls liar liar pants on fire on his girlfriend.    All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links) https://katu.com/news/nation-world/teen-arrested-after-trying-to-get-fake-id-back-from-bar https://www.klfy.com/louisiana/not-again-baton-rouge-man-in-er-after-gorilla-gluing-solo-cup-to-his-lip/   https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/feb/15/ukraine-man-invents-in-attempt-to-get-police-to-clear-snow https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/pair-of-burglary-suspects-arrested-after-deputies-follow-footprints-in-snow/ar-BB1dGvft?ocid=uxbndlbing   THE DARK WEB:  Unsolved truck stop murders. SPONSOR: Alex J Snake oil

    She's trying to kill me! (Episode 71)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2021 60:02


    This week Sam talks about the award winning film 1917.  Is it any good or just another BS Oscar pick.  It's no Pluto Nash I'll tell you!  Logan recommends a documentary called The Lady and the Dale.  A crazy story about a boy who becomes a girl that becomes a con artist.  Proving no matter what gender you claim you're still a piece of shit.  On I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT GOOGLE a man's woman is to smelly and doesn't want to hear about it.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET. SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links)https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/antivaxxer-pharmacist-who-destroyed-covid-vaccines-believes-sky-is-a-government-barrier-set-to-stop-us-from-seeing-god-5755434486988800.htmlhttps://popculture.com/trending/news/youtuber-shot-killed-while-attempting-prank-robbery/https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Not-child-s-play-Chucky-doll-featured-in-errant-15924044.phphttps://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Woman-who-tried-to-fake-death-gets-extra-year-in-15923674.php  THE DARK WEB:  The Dangerous Nevada Triangle SPONSOR: Lovecorp

    Everybody was Kong Fu fighting (Episode 70)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2021 54:47


    This week Logan tells us the ridiculous lengths he's seen people go to not wear masks.  Sam tell us about the show Warrior on HBO while Logan finishes the last season of Cobra Kai.  Old Logan was not impressed. On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE a man catches his wife sending snatch pics on Snap chat.  Was it a business snatch pic like she clams?  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET!SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links)https://abcnews.go.com/US/alleged-peeping-tom-fell-ceiling-womens-locker-room/story?id=75594372https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/police-responding-to-gas-station-robbery-find-half-naked-woman-satisfy-ing-the-thief-orally/ar-BB1dbsSE?ocid=msedgdhp https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/crestview-man-tells-deputies-heroin-found-in-his-car-is-actually-chocolate-laxative/ar-BB1dgBif?ocid=uxbndlbing https://weartv.com/news/local/report-man-fought-off-deputies-k-9-during-burglary-arrest-in-escambia-county?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark  THE DARK WEB:  Mysterious Mount Shasta.SPONSOR: Blue Balls Energy drink

    It's finger licking something. (Episode 69)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2021 55:43


    This week Logan and Sam talk about the show Pennyworth on Epix.  Is it another DC failure? Then we get into the made for lifetime movie KFC's: A recipe for seduction.  Can we handle Mexican Colonel  Sanders and do we need a KFC gaming console?  We think yes!  Also on the show a guy can't get his wife to give him surprise BJ's.   All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET.SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links)https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/national-international/tsa-agent-convicted-of-tricking-woman-into-showing-him-her-breasts-at-lax/2678066/https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a35282929/bigfoot-hunting-season-oklahoma-legislation/?utm_source=reddit.com https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Sheriff-report-Naked-Florida-man-stole-crashed-15891529.php https://www.msn.com/en-ph/news/other/ef-bb-bfwife-stabs-husband-after-seeing-her-younger-self-in-old-photos-thought-he-was-cheating/ar-BB1d3R3k  THE DARK WEB:  Unknown Cell Phone Creeper. SPONSOR: The Main Stream media

    Fool me twice, shame on me (Episode 68)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2021 64:11


    This week Logan talks about his trip to Florida and his new passion for Alligator meat.  Sam goes over the show Luther.  It's another British TV show we can't understand.  There is a new President and we are curious to see what is going to happen next. On  I Can't believe it's not Google we talk about a insanely jealous girlfriend.   All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNETSH!T ON THE INTERNET (links)https://amp.azcentral.com/amp/4211790001 https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/gwyneth-paltrows-vagina-candle-explodes-in-uk-womans-home-report https://www.lehighvalleylive.com/bethlehem/2021/01/robber-tried-to-flee-in-an-ambulance-but-couldnt-drive-it-cops-say.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark https://www.joe.co.uk/life/woman-left-with-chemical-burns-after-confusing-fireworks-for-sweets-261670  THE DARK WEB:  Fake Frank Dux.SPONSOR: Sancho's

    Oh Heaven's Gate! I think I lost my penis! (Episode 67)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 59:39


    This week we talk about Wonder woman the gift that keeps on shitting all over itself.  We also get into the new version of the Stand on CBS all access.  Is it as long as the book?  Logan talks about his upcoming trip to Florida and his wife's long lost sister.  Will she ask for money?  If she is, I'll turn into the long lost brother-in-law.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET.SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links)https://bgr.com/2021/01/01/flat-earth-sailing-attempt-fail/https://www.thepigeonexpress.com/mexico-tunnel-affair-man-builds-secret-underground-pathway-to-lovers-house-gets-busted/https://97x.com/porch-pirate-gets-stuck-in-snow-during-getaway-arrested/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_farkhttps://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-55545608?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark THE DARK WEB:  Heaven's GateSPONSOR: TheFascistFashion.com

    Surviving the Game. Bye 2020 (Episode 66)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 59:38


    This week Logan and Sam talk about the show Godfather of Harlem. We then get into the new Netflix show Death to 2020.  We are so glad to get past that shit show.  All this and more on WE WON THE INTERNET.SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links)https://nypost.com/2020/12/24/bodybuilders-sex-doll-wife-breaks-right-before-christmas/?utm_source=reddit.comhttps://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/women-fight-over-ps5-at-walmart-drawing-crowd https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Police-Man-steals-mini-snow-plow-crashes-into-15828495.php https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Santa-flying-on-powered-parachute-rescued-from-15819661.php  THE DARK WEB:  Crazy New Year's stories. SPONSOR: Fuglys

    We love boobies! (Episode 65)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2020 49:05


    This week Logan and Sam talk about a very interesting YouTube video.  If  you want to see the Video here is the link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gCk9yBBOUo  It's the breast!  Sam tells us about the Netflix documentary  Home Game.  Sounds like it's action packed.  All this and more on this episode of WE WON THE INTERNET!SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links)https://www.crimewatch.co.uk/woman-faked-terminal-cancer-to-scam-friends-into-paying-for-dream-wedding/https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/28/coin-removed-from-mans-nose-after-being-stuck-for-more-than-50-years-13671360/https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/portland-man-accused-of-chasing-mcdonalds-employees-with-chainsaw/ar-BB1bXjy7https://www.koin.com/news/crime/clackco-k9-nabs-suspected-father-son-burglars/ THE DARK WEB:  Modern day witchcraft failsSPONSOR: Larry's Malt Liquor

    Dude look like a Lady (Episode 64)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2020 57:55


    Well since everything is locked down again and there's nothing to do we talk about television, our only real friend.  Logan talks about Big mouth on Netflix. Brings back memories of growing up.  Sam talks about  The Undoing  on HBO.  Is it filled with too many twists?  On I CAN'T BELIEVE  IT'S NOT GOOGLE a transgender  male doesn't like his friends contact list   . All this and more on this episode of WE WON THE INTERNET! SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links)https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/man-hospitalised-in-auckland-after-the-safety-warehouses-100k-cash-drop-turns-violent-and-fake-money-handed-out/PU7CYSSNAMV5BOIME2EOGMIX7Q/https://www.republicworld.com/entertainment-news/whats-viral/california-monolith-destroyed-by-trump-supporters-chanting-christ-is-king-reports.htmlhttps://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/2020/12/man-angry-deposit-hadnt-cleared-threw-animal-trap-through-ann-arbor-bank-window-police-say.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_farkhttps://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tasneemnashrulla/oregon-nurse-covid-tiktok-salem-hospital?fbclid=IwAR1A-uayw1ZxAkGqdHCOTc3Uu2bKk-9JbbmpsMnTHUmWRSE-vFgODTLOp-g&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark THE DARK WEB:  The Skinwalker RanchSPONSOR: Corona Pants

    We're back Bitches! (Episode 63)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2020 53:05


    We're back bitches! This week Sam and Logan talk about the ridiculous documentary We are the champions on Netflix, and the series Two weeks to live on HBO Max.  On I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!  A man's girlfriend is doing him dirty. All this and more on this episode of WE WON THE INTERNET!SH!T ON THE INTERNET (links)https://www.thepigeonexpress.com/french-man-breaks-lockdown-rules-with-written-declaration-to-smash-a-guys-face/https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/11/youths-revive-thief-with-energy-drink-for-another-round-of-beating/https://wjla.com/news/local/virginia-woman-opened-fire-drunk-driver?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_farkhttps://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/man-in-stolen-suv-runs-out-of-gas-calls-police-for-help/ THE DARK WEB:  Fake Bill Gates COVID-19 ConspiracySPONSOR: Cletus stick

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    Who's turning the frogs gay? (Episode 62)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 50:21


    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the show Lovecraft Country on HBO. Is it worth the watch?  We also get into the new The Stand remake. Will it be as good as the original?  Then we get into Alex Jones's appearance on the Joe Rogan podcast.  Was it crazy?  Yes... Yes it was!  We will also be taking a Month break off for November, but we will be back in December ready to go.  SH!T ON THE INTERNETShe dropped those chargesMcKetchupStunt FreeloaderHe don't drive stickI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Man don't want his girl touching herself.THE DARK WEB:  More scary stories for Halloween!SPONSOR: Muffs

    The perfect weapon (Episode 61)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2020 49:47


    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the documentary The perfect weapon on HBO.  Are we gonna get hacked for the 2020 election?  We will find out.  Sam also goes on about War of the worlds. We talk about the different versions that have seen through the years. SH!T ON THE INTERNETI can see your salamiMom NudesThe rapping poorsecret underwearI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Girlfriend doesn't like the golden showersTHE DARK WEB:  Creepy stalker stories. Is someone following you?  We'll find out.SPONSOR: Manpons

    A Priest a Rabi and two porn stars walk into a bar (Episode 60)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 52:25


    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about Adam Sandler's new piece of shit  Hubie Halloween and Sam talks about Tell me a story cause he can only afford CBS all access right now. SH!T ON THE INTERNETDirty PriestBridezillaTo catch a cheaterCheap dateI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Man wants to know if he should stay with his gold digging girlfriend. THE DARK WEB:  Ghost stories!  It's close to Halloween what else are we gonna do?SPONSOR: Nobody.

    Working nine to five (Episode 59)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 53:10


    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the vice president debates.  The fly that landed on Pence's head... who is he voting for? Logan talks about  the new documentary on Netflix, American Murder: The Family Next Door while Sam goes of the show Evil on CBS.  SH!T ON THE INTERNETNaked 9 to 5Gnome boobsIt's not a kilt!Jewelry finderI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Woman doesn't know if she should get into people's business.  We think NO.THE DARK WEB:  Scary Stories!  this month we are bringing you scary tales to put you in the Halloween spirit.  Enjoy!SPONSOR: Unnatural box.

    Welcome to the poop show (Episode 58)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 60:05


    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan and Sam talk about the presidential debates.  Who do you think won?  definitely wasn't the American people.  Sam talks about the show Peaky Blinders and Logan checked out Netflix's new movie Enola Holmes. SH!T ON THE INTERNETBirds of a featherUber for aliensChipmunk  robberySports!!!I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Kid shows of his penis taco.  Will he pay the price?THE DARK WEB:  Ghost stories!  this week we get October started with ghost stories!  Sit back and enjoy the terror.SPONSOR: Adam and Steve

    We'll always have Paris

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 53:37


    This week on We won the internet Logan announces he's gotten married.  Sam talks about the show Project blue book on the peacock and Logan reveals his love for Paris Hilton... well more his love, hate feeling for her after watching her new documentary on YouTube. SH!T ON THE INTERNETBroken fingerGun shyThe mad masturbatorUsed condoms for saleI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Woman doesn't like her Birthday gift.THE DARK WEB:  Murder case of Gregory Villemin.  It's a who done it that will shock you.  Hopefully they find the killerSPONSOR: Dr. Dong's totally not used condoms

    It's Burger Time (Episode 56)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 47:17


    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Sam talks about his excitement for the new football season and the new old people show Perry Mason on HBO?  Logan is shocked to find out that McDonald has a collaboration with Travis Scott.  Will it come with a toy?  SH!T ON THE INTERNETLove her like a daughterHere's a tipMask sexThe Covid GaysI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Man has a choice between girlfriend and sisterTHE DARK WEB:  The Georgia Guide stonesWho crafted them?  Are they expecting a fall in civilization?  What does this monument mean for humanity?  Listen and find out.SPONSOR: McFatty's Burger building.

    Losing our heroes (Episode 55)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2020 51:59


    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about Ron Jeremy and his new legal troubles.  Sam tells us about the Netflix special Felipe Esparza's Bad decisions and the movie John Henry.  Are they worth the watch? We also get into Joe Rogan's interview with Miley Cyrus.  Is she crazy or just misunderstood?  Find out what we think. SH!T ON THE INTERNETZoom SexNaked drive thruFinger Lickin' good!I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Should she stay with a nose picker? THE DARK WEB:  Hollow Earth  Is the earth hollow, flat, or a giant Doughnut?  We'll find out.SPONSOR: Boom!  The video communication software.

    Lose thirty pounds! Ask me how. (Episode 54

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2020 56:57


    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about the limited series on Netflix High Score and Sam tells us about the documentary From fat Lolli to six pack Lolli. SH!T ON THE INTERNETAlex JonesCan't stop, won't stopFart FightsI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Woman finds crazy text on husbands phone.THE DARK WEB: QAnon, is Trump trying to save the world from Pedos?  At the rate the world is going I don't know anymore!SPONSOR: FansOnly.

    What are your coordinates? (Episode 53)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2020 53:59


    This week Logan talks about the new Netflix series Unwell, while Sam gives us the run down on the Will Smith movie Gemini man.  SH!T ON THE INTERNETDon't burn your bridgesBible thumperI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Woman wants her man to not jack off.THE DARK WEB:  Randonautica.  Can these random coordinates give you closure? (31:15)SPONSOR: Social Media.

    Are we in the Matrix? (Episode 52)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2020 51:46


    This week on We won the internet we talk about the book breath by James Nestor. can you change your life with how you breath?  We go over Six underground with Ryan Reynolds on Netflix, and Kevin James's YouTube channel.  SH!T ON THE INTERNETMad cowAccidental pornI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!His girl thinks he's too fat? THE DARK WEB: We have stories about people experiencing glitch's in the Matrix. (32:38)SPONSOR: Napper Mattresses

    Spray the gay away (Episode 51)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2020 63:10


    This week Logan talks about the documentary Tread and the show Norseman.  Sam tells us about the movie Extraction and his love for IP man movies. SH!T ON THE INTERNETSmell the gayCan I help youI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Guy feels bad he got a blowjob. Can his girl forgive him?THE DARK WEB:  Debunking 5G conspiracies.  Did the Corvid come from G5 towers?  Do the towers control your mind?  Listen and find out .SPONSOR: Dave's cult of the one true God

    Can't feel the extreme heat on my ass (Episode 50)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2020 49:49


    It's episode 50! (Can't feel the extreme heat on my ass) Sam talks about the HBO show Ballers with The Rock.  Logan also watches the original Robocop and the remake to see which one he likes better.  SH!T ON THE INTERNETSleeping  uglyThe Gymnast I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Can he love her for loving her brother? THE DARK WEB:  Sam tells us about the story of inventor Maurice Ward.  He created a substance called Starlite that can withstand extremely high temperatures.  SPONSOR: The Cletus stick

    Am I being detained? (Episode 49)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2020 49:23


    This week on We won the internet  Sam after 25 years watches the movie the Shawshank redemption. Does it live up the hype?  Logan goes on a YouTube binge and watches Auditor clips.  People who film the police to make sure they are upholding the constitution.  We also get into the new streaming service Peacock.  Is it a Netflix killer? SH!T ON THE INTERNETDildo thiefBird biteI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Man finds girlfriends nudes on her phone with a video he's not in? THE DARK WEB:  Gustave the infamous killer croc!  he's a deadly animal on the loose, will they stop it from killing more people? (36:10) SPONSOR: Smokey Mountains dispensary.

    Teddy, you're an idiot! (Episode 48)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 49:45


    It's episode 48! (Teddy, you're an idiot.) This week we go on another TV watching binge, because what else is there to do during Covid? Sam talks about the Netflix movie "The old guard" with Charlize Theron, yup she's still hot.  Logan goes into the documentary, Moncho Moncho Amor: the legend of Walter Mercado.  Is he more than just a gay super wizard?  We also get into old movie Demolition man with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes. Is it them at their best?  Hell yeah it is! SH!T ON THE INTERNETThe pizza defenseBetter put a liberal spin on itI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Man wants to know if he should have sex with his girlfriend.  Come on Teddy, you're an idiot!THE DARK WEB:  It's all about real life Gargoyles.  Sam tells chilling tales of people who have encountered Gargoyles and lived to tell about it. Logan also talks about his firsthand account with a Gargoyles when he was young.SPONSOR: Fomba Socks

    Don't be a loser, Pops! (Episode 47)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2020 49:13


    This week on We Won The Internet Logan mentions he gets a new part time job at his local hardware store and gives a shitty review of George Lopez's new stand up on Netflix.  Sam talks about the show Glitch and the old show X-files.  Is it worth a re-watch?  SH!T ON THE INTERNETDoctor feels goodSore loserI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Man is tired of his deadbeat girl friend.  Should he keep trying to get her ass in gear of find a new ass? THE DARK WEB:  Rennes- le Chateau Conspiracies.  A poor priest turns out to be a baller.  Where did he get his money?  Did he black mail the Catholic church?  find a buried treasure, or did he sell his soul to the Devil?  Let's try to solve the mystery together. (35:01)SPONSOR: Dr. Winikoff's big booby specialist.

    Does a bear poop in the woods? (Episode 46)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2020 51:22


    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  We talk about the fourth of July and our past experience blowing things up and then we get into the show Alone.  Living in the woods with lions, tigers, and bears! oh my! SH!T ON THE INTERNETCussing GhostTo trap a thiefI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Girl buys a Pygmy giraffe.  Is it real?THE DARK WEB: Latin America urban legends (33:05)SPONSOR: Ivan's school of bear wrestling

    Bull Sharting #4 the last bull shart (Episode 45)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2020 43:01


    This week on We won the internet we are just bullshitting. Again!  Who would have guessed!  Not me!  Anyway we talk about old movies like Airplane, Revenge of the nerds, and Top Secret.  Do they hold up?  Are they as good as we remember? We'll find out.  We also get into the Nascar controversy and video games.  Next week we will go back to our regular format.

    They hate us cause they anus (Episode 44)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2020 55:16


    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan talks about Dave Chappelle's new stand up on You tube and the show F is for family season 4.  Sam goes over his new love of Gentrified and Mr. Iglesia's second season.  We are also changing our format and doing more of the Dark Web.  Let us know if you like what you hear SH!T ON THE INTERNETLost my keysCar pool32 bags... pass it aroundI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Girl wants boyfriend to approve of her Onlyfans account.THE DARK WEB: The bad Catholic Church (38:33)SPONSOR: The Main Stream Media

    F#ck you, Mark Wahlberg! (Episode 43)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2020 52:10


    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan talks about his mixed reactions to the new Netflix show Space Force and his love for Adam Sandler movies.  While  Sam goes on a wild tangent about his uncontrollable hate for Mark Wahlberg . SH!T ON THE INTERNETCar go boom!Big DaddyBad DaddyDECODING THE INTERNETThis week Sam talks about Tech Myths.I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Woman says her boyfriend thinks she stinksTHE DARK WEB: Unknown Real VampiresSPONSOR: Barry's Vasectomy and laser tag palace

    A Karen in the wild (Episode 42)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2020 47:40


    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan talks about his Karen sighting while Sam tells us about the HBO show Berry. SH!T ON THE INTERNETI might suck but you swallowKaren go home!Pickle attackDECODING THE INTERNETSam describes ridiculous laws that are still aroundI CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Lady wants fiancée to do the nasty for the pastyTHE DARK WEB: You've heard of the Bermuda Triangle?  How about the Alaskan one?  listen to the creepy stories and be amazed!SPONSOR: Larry's Malt Liquor

    Bull Sharting #3 (Episode 41)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2020 49:04


    The week on We Won The Internet We do what we're calling a Bull Sharting episode.  The last week of the every month we go off our regular format and just talk about anything that comes to our minds.  This week Sam reviews Streets of rage 4.  Logan is excited for the June PS plus selections.  A much improved choice than last month. He hopes he can punch an Ewok.  We get into the old UFC matches when everyone claimed their fighting style was the best and everyone fought to prove it. So, stay tuned kiddies for more bull shart!

    You're dead to me! (Episode 40)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2020 48:56


    This week on WE WON THE INTERNET  Logan talks about his new big screen TV.  What is Logan watching you ask?  Dead to me and The wrong Missy that what!  SH!T ON THE INTERNETBurger for sex?The Masked banditSex soccer dollsDECODING THE INTERNETHave some weird thing stuck inside you?  You're not alone .  Sam tells us stories of odd items removed from people's bodies.I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE!Woman get jealous of teddy bears.THE DARK WEB: Crypto  desert creatures

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