Less Than Negative Podcast

After a sabatical approved by our loyal fans, the boys are back! Frank, Phil, and Cody very very respectfully discuss, Clown in a Cornfield and Daddy Face, Sinners, WW DooDoo and Warfare, Minecraft and Jack Black being Jack Black, Vampire Soldiers and ChatGPT scripts, Thunderbolts, Conclave, Andor, and old age. We're old now fuckers and so are you!

Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here. Cody opens up about his mental health, The Substance and Demi Moore's tits, and the bullshit known as Skinwalker Ranch.

The boys are back! Phil, Cody, and Frank talk Civil War, Aliens movies and Romulus, Twisters, Longlegs, Deadpool and Wolverine, Dr. Doom.

Phil is back from his trip and ready to report all that Japan has to offer! Mainly food. Phil, Cody and Frank talk about Phil's jouney into japanese cuisine and baseball, Godzilla, A Violent Nature and horror films, Saw, Mad Max and Furiousa apathy, Kevin Costner, Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon, and Cody's beef with the Boys.

The boys are back to save the world again. With their powers combined, Phil, Frank, and Cody bullshit about boeing airplane fun, masculine yoga, coffee boys, Richard Simmons is cool, the Octopus murders, the Pollock conspiracy, we talkin aliens, the eclipse, how often do you think roman empire, culture wars, and fun Kathy Griffon fantasies.

It's the Lisan Al Gaib! The boys talk old school gaming, Helldivers 2 and big business, crypto, Dune 2 and the worm bucket, wrestling and mike tyson, card collecting, super nerd hobbies and running, racing, walking dead and grating characters, once upon a time in hollywood, and Predator deaths analyzed.

Phil's back from New York! The boys hash out Shane Gillis on SNL, the beekeeper, land of bad, ferrari, iron claw, and Madame Web being somehow even worse than Morbius.

Larry is back, baby! Phil and Cody polite engage in conversational riffraff over socks, dress for success, fancy food, parking spots, conspiracy ubers, politics, and the new Curb.

Bah Humbug! The boys celebrate Christmas movies, Gran Turismo and car shit, Rebel Moon and Zach Snyder shit, more comedy shit and spheres of influence, South Park special, Better Call Saul better than all dat shit, Thanksgiving, and AI recasting Die Hard.

Double Whammy this Christmas! Part 1 from the 17th! The boys kick around the Civil War trailer, farts in the wind, Leave the World Behind, state of comedy today and our contempt/jealousy, Squid Game reality, Killers of the Flower Moon, teh best actor of all time, Diane Lane greatest whore of all time, Monarch Godzilla, and fuck Ferrari shit.

If you want to see Joaquin Phoenix bumbling around like a dickhead, you're going to love Napolean! This episode, Cody rants about Oppenheimer, Napolean bumbling along, the Duelist, the Creator, the Panderverse and reprisals, Phil sees Blue Beetle, Cody goes to AA, Dolly Parton, Fall of the House of Usher and the new Indiana Jones.

The LTN boys want to say that if you are in a healthy relationship with a hot Twi'lik republic general, that's nobody's elses goddamn business but your own. Phil, Cody, and Frank talk good star wars out there and ASSohka, flash sucks, the crow, the cage gauge, end of the Venture Brothers, Modern Drunkard magazine, Insidiously nothing happens, Steven Seagal, fighting racism with booze, more booze, and the call of the gobble gobble.

You may think Totino's and cheap beer go great together, but the aftermath is a goddamn horror show. Pizza roll connoisseurs Phil, Cody, Frank, and El Tiorino discuss Phil's take on barbie, Oppenheimer again, They Cloned Tyrone and the Captain, an argument about nothing, the Paul Reubens, 8:17pm cut the time, and the Pizza Roll dilemma.

The LTN boys are back from their cruise refreshed, sober, and ready to take on the biggest blockbusters of the summer! The knights of the round table talk about their cruise, Oppenheimer vs. Barbie, Sound of Freedom marketing and animosity, Phil petting wolves, Gold, and dem aliens!

If you have served with the 13th, you will never march alone. This week the boys talk and pay tribute to the great actor Ray Stevenson, Heat, Indian movies have no chill, Renfield self help, Owlbears are cool and so is DnD, Evil Dead Rise has no Bruce Campbell, Dar Salim is pretty damn good, the draw of Succession, dollar bin Bruce Willis, and BALENCIAGO!

The boys preferred guns of choice is a Nerf-N-Strike Elite Strongarm Blaster loaded with .45 hollow points. The boys dance and sing about the Dungeon and Dragons movie, 65 and Mario recasting, Forrest Gump shoalin master, John Wick killing more people, casting comics, ads and GUNS GUNS GUNS!, Picard, Rosanne and TGIF.

The losers gonna lose. Phil, Cody, and Frank honor the superbowl bet and have the time to chat it up about a new puppy and the start of the bets, 26 hour briskets, Hot Ones, network dns, Mandalorian and the Japanese, the Whale, Tarantino and Mk-Ultra.

The boys may fuck up a lot of things in life, but they will never fuck up a grilled cheese. WTF Gordon? This time, the boys discuss and endure the superbowl losses, pulga nachos and mistakes, ship boys, health boys, Chris Rock and the state of comedy, Infinity Pool and that scene, Eyes Wide Shut, Cormac's bad guys, where the good movies are, and shitty shows. I'm talking about you Yellowstone.

The sky people are here to bring culture to you uncivilized blue cat people. The boys talk James Cameron water fests, Tar, Physical 100, tipping the hat to Jackass, The Last of Us, books, the chinese markets, Rick and Morty and domestic violence, upcoming movies, and Turbo Puns.

There is a noticable delay in uploads since our producer is a lazy asshole, so here's the show! Phil, Cody, and Frank talk old school gaming shittalk, Violent Night, Mad God and Fucking Hell, uncomfortable history memorabilia, texas history class, BBQ in Colorado, yelling about the Texas grid, Clerks 3 and Kevin Smith, Phil avoids Andrew Tate discussions, Phil's skate fun, Andrew Tate is not more important than important.

How was your turkey day? Who cares? Thanks to a delayed schedule, it's Christmas time! The boys give thanks for having the following conversations- checking out your checkout items, Popeyes turkey, Atlanta, the Terror and 1899, respect the actor or character, beer runs, Hellraiser kinda sucks and that cabinet show.

Will Cody ever let go of the hate from watching Contact? Probably not. Phil, Cody, and Frank talk Nope and breaking down a film, Contact hate....again, Musk that ftx guy and flying to Mars, The World's End, Andy Dick is a piece of shit, Bill vs Chevy vs Dick, Black Note plug, HEB 4 cheese pasta, Andor!, Bruce Timm, and All quiet on the Western Front.

The final act in a four part series. Is this the end for the LTN crew objectifying women? Probably not.

We say a sad goodbye to Texas Phil and hello to Phil the Colorado Kid. Fastest weed vape in the west. Phil and Cody talk Phil's last hurrah in Texas and weed lightsabers, cleansing Cody's system, diverisity under the sea, directors that pull seats, canned drama, foreign bullshit, and furry statistics.

Covid did it. They finally to a hit on ole Codemeister. Sucker. Phil, Cody, and Tio-"The Bod" (am I right ladies?) endure covid fun, Prey, Mr Inbetween, The Bear, Cappy's sucks except for the food, putting on a shirt for tacos, heb?, military medical fun, and kids are dumb but so is Cody. Outro from Louis C.K.

The third act in a grand production from the LTN boys, the gang solves the mystery of Tio's phone, and also talks about the hottest chicks in the 2000's.

Pull out the inflatable chairs and rock those bleach tips. The boys ARE RESPECTFULLY DISCUSSING the hottest women of the 90's. This is going to make a lot of you upset, but there can be only one.

The beginning of a 4 part epic starts here! The boys weigh in on the hottest chicks from the 80s that set in motion all futures boners from here to come. Who stays, who goes, who has the hottest leg warmer scene? Find out in the MOST RESPECTFUL DISCUSSION ABOUT FEMININE BEAUTY in the show's history!

You know what we do to Colorado traitors in this here parts? We string em up for all the Californians to see! It's an intimate evening with Phil and Cody regaling our audience with airport pat downs, no blade touching thy hair, moisterize, getting old and rolling the dice, fuck Klostermann and Sucker Max, married at first samurai, gas on the fire, super mormons, Sam Raimi'ed, Twisted Tea review, 1883, and the traitor Phil.

You don't have time to think on a LTN Podcast. You think, you're dead. We fucked the audio for the 26th episode so now enjoy the machete edition with more inverted flying! Phil, Cody, Tio, and Frank take the discussion to mach 10 with morbius tickets, Deborah Ann Woll nudes (you didn't know did you?), Top Gun is great, Stranger Things, Da Boys, PTSD explosives and bond shove, distressing shootings, Obiwan, everything's toy box, Deborah again, and Crank.

Whose bed do we have to shit in to get in a DC movie? Heard, I'm talking to you! This week, Phil and Cody keep their shit together and discuss crypto transfers gone south, Phil seeing the Batman, streaming services sucking, Tokyo Vice, driving the wrong way, talking to the cops, Alex Jones, Mandy, and Robocop fun.

HOW CAN HE SLAP? HOW CAN HE SLAP? Phil, Cody, Tio, and Frank spend a romantic evening discussing UFC fights, the Batman, Jared Leto hate, Bruce Willis, Everything Everywhere All at Once, Michael Bay stuff, Steve-O, and car wrecks. We also briefly mention THE SLAP, but whatever.

You know you would. Don't you lie to me, goddamnit, I know you would. Phil and Cody adjust their moral barometer to discuss Cody's cruise, the Yellowstone shirt conversation starter, westerns, Jackass Forever and the Boys, film dying, Sofia Jirau (don't you lie to me), Halo and video game movies, David Lindelof is the scotty pippen of film, revisiting the walking dead, and The Batman probably being okay.

Hold on. You mean to tell me that the Cowboys didn't make it to the Superbowl? Next you'll say that the Bengals are.....wait what? Phil, Cody, and EmTee (He's back!) hash out Reacher and ass Oreos, Peacemaker, wife shows, Aronofsky bummer movies, The Last Duel, The House of Fat Leto, best pictures at the Oscars, and the return of the Superbowl Bet.

While you are freezing your nuts off, why don't you relax to the sound of your favorite crew giving horrible advice? Phil, Frank, Tio, and Cody talk crypto and finances down the shitter, the superbowl bet, Alfred Pawn Star, George Washington's Upper Deck stats, chili fun, 1883 and Ozark, Chicago shootouts, and scary west Texas.

If you are going to cook a brisket, you better ask Phil for advice. I'll just give you a microwave recipe. This week, Phil, Cody, and Tio politely discuss Cody's Covid situation, Don't Look Up, Mike Judge, the glory of Jackass and weird television, Boba Fett and the end of the Expanse, ladies of the night rise up!, Ghostbusters Afterlife and Dan Akroyd love, Jim Belushi the Lesser, Masterclass Brisket with Phil, Tio's Tasting adventure, the positives of Covid, and Station 11 (I saw it Phil and it wasn't bad). Also featuring the second saddest ending ever recorded in LTN history.

If you wanna hear Frank go off the rails on class warfare along with the other bullshit we talk about for over 3 and a half hours, do we have a podcast for you! Phil, Frank, and Cody discuss the new Spider-Man, Fast and Furious, wrestling talent, Andre drinking stories, Yellowstones and westerns, 1917, generational wealth, who the fuck is Brandon and stupid yelling by Frank, work "am I right guys?", and we finally talk about the new Matrix.

When I die, I want crypto to bury me so it can let me down one last time. Phil, Frank, and Cody rub the fall of crypto in Phil's face, talking Arcane, Yellowstone, Across the Spider-Verse news, buddy cop Venom, Pootie Tang (Sah Da Tay!), and the new Battlefield managing to be shittier than the last one.

Sorry for the delay. Last recording got trashed, but we got some good news! Cody got his booster and suffers at the end of this 3 hour 47 minute monster of an drunken tirade! This week, Phil, Cody, and Frank politely discuss booters, pimping soup, cooking to live, Dune and space drugs, Phil doesn't watch old movies, the Eternals (more like SUCKTERNALSamIrightguys), chef substance abuse, mexican mafia, and Travis Scott/ Britnayyy news.

The super cool boys at LTN are way too cool to die. I don't know about you, bro. Phil and Cody sit around and talk butter teeth at the dentist, health care fun, living forever, going to space, antartica is the last frontier, alone, crypto down the hole, Dog is on the case, and the pains of doing your own research.

Psst. Come here. Want to feel old?. There are kids graduating high school that only know 9-11 through textbooks. You're welcome. This week, the boy get together for Covid Party at Phil's, doordashing, chinese food and Luby's, Marvel crap, the Hunt and Kate, the Wire, great endings to tv shows, FALCOR IS NOT A DOG HE'S A FUCKING LUCK DRAGON THAT YOU WANT TO TAKE ON ADVENTURES, Young Guns vs Posse, Rosewood was bad but not as bad as 9-11, who gets the 9-11 vagina priority, and taco rice = love.

Do you know how to get to the 36th Chamber of Shaolin? If we did, we sure as shit wouldn't be doing this podcast. Well maybe about our super cool kung fu adventures. Phil, Cody, and Tio ask and hash out "Do you know kung fu?" and the chinese market, once upon a time in hollywood, Kevin Smith and Coversation movies, pulling out with Afghanistan, the Spider-man relationship, Cody as Master Splinter, Beers, and potential Logan Paul punchers.

The crew is older, wiser, and still has 15 year old taste when it comes to drinking, but if you disrespect White Claws, I swear to God I will...Phil, Cody, and Tio-Bob talks about buying a car, Suicide Squad, DnD, sushi casualties, Tio-Bob's car hybrid stories, housing market bubbles, the DOWNFALL OF SOCIETY!!!, Tio-Bob goes on a rant about religion, Phil goes to church, Cody defends religion for some reason, and Bud Setzler is the chosen.

Which 80's cartoon will be the next to sacrifice in the name of virtue signaling? Our money is either on Muppet Babies or Thundarr the Barbarian. This week the boys kick around Masters of Wokeness, Woodstock 99 and the fall of MTV, womanizing with bologna, Bobby D saying the "N" word, food poisoning, Tommorow War, Black Widow and scrapping the bottom of the barrel, and passing viewership.

Phil, Cody, Em-Tee, and Tio come out to play this episode with a surprise guest! !!!Baby LTN!!! We check off the list with mild sobriety, cartoon adult shows, The Prophecy, solving the three shells mystery and public poops, Deftones rappin, Tio's back, Bill's back! and the calculated rapies, crying german girls, SPORTS!, Romeo o Romeo, and veteran stories.

LTN is proud to annouce their own crypto with LTN coin! Has all the features of regular crypto including slowly spiraling down to becoming worthless. This week, Phil, Cody, and Frank talk about dog destruction, back pain, more crypto bullshit talk, a Quiet Place 2 and bahn mi's, Love Death and Robots, Chappie more like crappie, the ballad of Bobby Baccalieri, and just finding a million smackeroos.

If LTN records a podcast in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? You're goddamn right it does! Thanks internet! This week, Phil, Cody, and Tio hack away at crypto boys, Army of the Dead, the Ridley Scott argument, No Country for Emma Stone, sunsails and sand litterboxes, Apples, "Dogs am I right?" (dad shit), AA shenannigans, baseball!!!, and the getting stuck protocol.

What did you say? You better say that to our faces once the CDC give the all clear and you've been vaccinated you son of a bitch! It's Phil, Cody, and Tio-Bob kicking around shots and masks, work out bros and traffic, taco food fun (fun!), Jupiter's Legacy, F1 Drive to Survive and racing experiences, public fun, dumb people, body disposal, the survival of the human race, love death and robots, the Disney hit squad, to the Moon, early internet and AOHell.

TRIGGER WARNING! If you want to hear audio of an arguably grown man taking a leak, the LTN podcast is your one stop shop! This week, Phil, Cody and Frank tackle Christopher Lloyds shotgun and nobody, RIP westlakes drafthouse, the beer gauntlet, the Rick story, the vaccine arguments WHILE TIO FIGHTS FOR HIS LIFE, Boomer Dredd, Frank takes a piss, new Captain America, Mortal Kombat, and crypto bread.

Just wait for the LTN cut of Justice League. It will be a run time of 15 minutes but it will be the best 15 minutes of your goddamn life! This week, the boy talk Justice League, Snyder vs. Whedon, buff boys and chest hair, Suicide Squad, Nic Cage money hole, the Casey Ryback special, Invincible, and tilling shit with Tio.

The boys are using their Biden bucks for better audio equipment because this episode is rough. Just the way your mom likes it. This week, Phil, Cody, and Frank talk about the dumbest things like unfuckable rabbits, the Staircase, internet sleuths, Coming To America 2, cgi vs practical, planes, gun safety and the Crow, Possessor, Master and Commander is better than Greyhound, WWII movies, homeless and the Sopranos, and Frank never going to Mars.