Long in the Boot

G. Long and Deb dig in to a mix of conspiracy theories, sketchy archaeology, and questionable science. Everything from giants to Christ's DNA on this week's episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast! Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Another TREMENDOUS, episode of LONG IN THE BOOT, with G. LONG AND DEB! That's right. And believe me, they've got the most AMAZING, the most beautiful headlines for you today. NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY, covers the headlines like they do. They're going to talk about the FAKE NEWS, of course, because the press always out to get me. Some people say they're the ENEMY of the people, you know that. But they're re also going to talk about some of the INCREDIBLE things that are happening, the GREAT THINGS, the winning that's going on, because we are winning, BIGLY. We're going to fix everything from the economy, which is doing GREAT, the best ever, IT'S A MESS, but we're going to straighten it out. So, tune in, you're going to love it, it's going to be fantastic. Believe me. Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

The last episode had us looking at the age old tradition of telling lies, so it only seems right to go the other way! Speaking truth though, can often get the speaker in trouble unless done in a careful way! This week, G. Long and Deb are discussing satire in history. Satire, especially comedic satire, has been used to speak truth about leaders, despots, society, religion, and  everything in between for more than a thousand years. Plato, Erasmus, Swift, Twain, and others have demonstrated that satire is often more effective in cutting through the bullsh*t, than even the sharpest knife. We take a look at satire in history on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

 These days, lies seem to be flying all around us. Everywhere and all the time, lies are set free. What is it about the human condition that motivates people to lie? G. Long and Deb take a look at the history of lying and what modern science tells us about how quickly we learn the art of telling lies. Is it possible that we are taught to lie almost from birth? All this and a dash of politics on this episode of the Long In The Boot Podcast!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

We've heard our wise and learned listeners and we will respond! This Long in the Boot episode is nearly politics free. Instead, this week, G. Long and Deb take a look at some amazing history. The building of Venice, the history of jaywalking, and the scrolls of Pompeii, just to name a few. Join us for a (he who will not be named) free episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast.Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Throughout the entire history of humanity, empathy has been shown to serve mankind by allowing us to raise decent children, treat others with respect, and generally make the world a better place. Plato said that empathy was the highest form of human knowledge. Elon Musk says empathy is Western Civilization's greatest weakness and attempts to prove it by showing zero empathy to those he harms. Who is right? One of the greatest thinkers of human history or some guy that grew up rich and privileged in a racist, apartheid South Africa? G. Long and Deb take a look at empathy on this week's Long in the Boot Podcast.Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Trump gave his self congratulatory speech last night and even though it went on for five hours, G.Long and Deb were there for every boring minute. There were good points. There were bad points. There was much shouting, standing, and sitting back down again. Highlights included "Biden Sucks Trump Great", "Drill Baby Drill", and the classic "I'm just like George Washington". It was speech that will be remembered for tens of minutes on this week's Long in the Boot Podcast!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Current political events got you down? Maybe the things that are happening fill you with joy. According to Hegel's Pendulum Theory, one or the other must be true. Here at Long in the Boot, we are riding the pendulum right at the middle of the swing. G. Long and Deb take a look at Hegel's Pendulum Theory, Musk's "Cultural Christianity", and a host of other topics on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast! Always remember: In the end, The Universe Tends to Unfold as it Should.Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

G. Long and Deb discuss a random assortment of topics that are in no way related. From phobias to inaugural boobies! This episode spans the gamut of human endeavor, achievement, and degradation. All random and theme free on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast! Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

G. Long and Deb are giving you two topics for the price of one! First, we are looking at the transformative power of lipstick and decoding what your lip shape says about you. Then, we discover whether you can copyright your unique vibe on social media and what that might mean for future influencers. Lips, Laws, and Politics on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast.Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

G. Long and Deb discuss some past year events, some new words of importance, a weird Texas law, and a quick history of everyone's favorite appliance: The Crock Pot!Join us for this freshly baked, freshly recorded episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast!Happy New Year to all our listeners, friends, and family! Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

It's that time of year again so gather around the Festivus pole, prepare to Air your Grievances, and loosen up for the Feats of Strength. G. Long and Deb love a non-traditional holiday and nothing is more non-traditional than Festivus! We've got a lot of problems with a lot of people and it's time to let them know it. We are celebrating the miracle of Festivus on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast! For all you traditionalist out there: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from G. Long and Deb!! Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Throughout history there has always been a select group that refuse to bend the knee and follow the dictates of society. G. Long and Deb take a look at some women, who should be better known, who refused to obey the patriarchy. Join us as we examine women who walked their own path on this episode of The Long in the Boot Podcast.Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

G. Long and Deb dip into a spreadable and cheesy topic. You might think high-stakes robberies are just about art, jewels, or money, but through the centuries grate dairy crimes have been whipped up by some slippery bandits.  From the infamous Great Butter Heist of 1948 to solving our nation's oldest active murder case , we've uncovered the strange and sometimes deadly world of dairy-driven crime. So grab a chunk of cheese and take the wheel as we investigate a wedge of the bizarre history of butter and cheese. Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

A penny here, a nickel there, a two percent convenience fee or a little survey. The one thing all of these have in common is they are sucking hard earned dollars and precious time right out of your life. G. Long and Deb take a look at all the little fees, charges, and time sucks that modern life seems to throw our way. From your post doctor visit or shopping experience survey to the tiny fees that add up to real money for many Americans, there seems to be no escape in this marketer driven world. Is there any way to "opt out"? That is the question on this week's Long in the Boot Podcast!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Coming up with a title can be so difficult sometimes, so why not both! G. Long and Deb discuss the younger generation's obsession with how things "ought to be" when dealing with the daily vagaries of life here on planet earth. They also slide into the subject of Bog Butter and discuss why the earthy aroma of 1000 year old butter is not likely to to make it to our toast during these delightful fall mornings. All this and more on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast! Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

G. Long and Deb are chasing rabbit's on this episode of the podcast! Deb wonders what's in a name while G. Long considers things that almost happened but didn't. Meanwhile, What the hell is "Honor Culture" and why do people think it's a southern thing? All this and more on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

It's the 100th episode of Long in the Boot! To celebrate, we have brought back the man, myth, original co-host, and legend, Bryant "The Habitron" Habetz! While he may have left the podcast fight game, he still brings the heat with his left hook of humor, and his uppercut of witty banter! He joins us as we spin the imaginary Wheel O' Topics and discuss whatever the fates hold in store! Join G. Long and Deb as we celebrate 100 episodes of podcast chatter on this episode of Long in the Boot! Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Summer break 2024 is wrapping up and G. Long and Deb are headed back to the classroom. So naturally the talk turned to new rules, Louisiana politics and, the harm labeling can cause. The label that kept rearing it's hideous head was "narcissist ". And who better to delve into label theory and narcissism than two people who do a podcast for no other reason than to get to spend a quality hour together with friends. It's the last Podcast of Freedom 2024 Edition on this episode of Long in the Boot! Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Its been a busy couple of weeks in the good old U.S.A. We've had a hurricane with a side of Blackout in Houston, we've had a complete collapse of computer systems nationwide which crippled the airlines, and we had an assassination attempt on candidate Trump that showed a broken Secret Service. It seems that no aspect of life can withstand a lack of Maintenance. G. Long and Deb take a look why "deferred maintenance" could be the new motto of our country. All this with a side of Louisiana news on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Unless you have been living in a cave, you will have heard of the "Hawk Tuah" girl. We don't need to talk about what that refers to but it did get Long in the Boot asking the important question: Does spitting have an important and unique place in history? Expectoration, spitting, hocking a loogie, or hawk tuah, call it what you will, but G. Long and Deb are investigating the history of expectoration on this week's episode....and we're not just spitting in the wind.Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Sure, it seems like a rhetorical question, but is it? G. Long and Deb explore the often ignored link between Louisiana politics, the Ten Commandments, and a nice pair of socks! Sure the connection hasn't made until now, but what else could explain the strange things afoot in Baton Rouge? All this and more on this week's Long in the Boot Podcast!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Everybody talks about the evils of CO2 in the environment but what happens when CO2 gets tired of the bad press and tries to get revenge? G. Long and Deb take a look at Carbon Injection plans for Louisiana and what that might mean in the future. Louisiana and the oil companies have big CO2 plans for our state and Beauregard Parish, but it's not without risks. We'll take a look at one town in Mississippi that was poisoned by a CO2 pipeline leak and what happens is pretty wild. All this and a look at Homeowners Associations, America's Tiny Oligarchies on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast.Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Wouldn't you know it? I am sitting in the dark trying to upload a podcast after a power outage. Not the storm, a blown transformer! Anyway, G. Long and Deb roll out several topics for the discerning listener. From autocratic over-reach to armpit hair and beyond. It's another multi-topic blowout and you can't find a better deal anywhere! Long in the Boot's Multi-Mega-Manic-Topical Podcast Liquidation!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

University protests and riots have a long and glorious history. From wine and butter, to war and peace, students have been protesting and rioting for more than a thousand years. G. Long and Deb take a look at the history of student riots and the way they have evolved over the centuries as well as discovering just what kind of student qualities colleges are looking for that might explain the protesters of today. We also ask the question: Who the hell is St. Scholastica anyway? All this and more stuff on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Louisiana has a new Governor and he wants you to shut up and stop asking questions! From denying summer lunch programs to poor kids to destroying open records laws, Governor Landry wants to make sure that Louisiana's race to the bottom in all things continues. (except for chlamydia, were number 1 in that category). G. Long and Deb take a deep dive into the various ways the new administration, along with a lickspittle legislature, is working together for a more authoritarian Bayou State. Join us for this week's Long in the Boot as we ask the question: WTF?Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

This podcast is either dead or alive depending on what happens Monday!We recorded and uploaded this episode on Sunday and if you are listening, we survived the eclipocalypse! If you are not listening, then we can assume that the earth is a smoking, devastated wasteland. Either way, G. Long and Deb discuss a variety of topics including free range kids, gnomes, and the history of eclipses. It's a Post-Easter Potpourri of Plenty on this 90th episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast!  Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

It is often said that clothes make the man or woman. What happens though, when “the man” uses clothing or outfits to control others? G. Long and Deb look at uniforms, dress codes, and sumptuary laws through the ages. Whether it was the fabric, the color, furs, or silk, those in the upper classes were determined to control the masses by punishing those who disobeyed the laws of fashion. Often, the wrong choice could mean death! Even today, there are those who seek to control others by regulating clothing and fashion choices. So find your purple toga, your weasel fur, or yoga pants and join us for a discussion of control by clothing on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast.  Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Confusion used to cause people to become befuddled, but not anymore! Modern times call for modern terms and that new term is BUTTFUDDLED! G. Long and Deb are buttfuddled by the election, bad parents, kidfluencers, and all of the attacks on free-speech by people claiming to be protecting it. How has the world become so buttfuddling ridiculous? Do we have the answers? No! Do we have solutions? No way man! Can we change anything about this crazy world? Yes! We can create a  word and that word is BUTTFUDDLED! Join us as we celebrate the birth of a new word on this episode of the Long In The Boot Podcast!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Well, We have been gone nearly four weeks and surgery was a success! Sure, we are each one kidney lighter but at least that BECI bill got paid! So much has happened while we have been gone we almost didn't know where to start so we decided to just go crazy! We've got squatters and deed theft! We've got Missouri claiming unborn babies as employees and a congressman who think one year old babies can get pregnant! You know something's weird when Louisiana seems perfectly well adjusted next to Missouri. We've got people wearing sunflower badges to show their fragility! All this and so much more on this episode of the Long In The Boot Podcast! Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Do you feel violated after receiving that last electric bill?  Do you have questions about why our bills suddenly doubled? We are here to help and in no way offer a solution. We take a look at the sketchy relationship between Cleco and Beauregard Electric, and what we find raises so many more questions. All this plus a look at the mayor of New Orleans and her sidepiece going to Dubai on the taxpayer's dime, the newest Plandemic brought to you by the W.H.O., and why Governor Landry hates chickens. We've got something for everyone on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast.Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

It's 2024 and we are moving forward by looking back at the history of New Years celebrations. Join G. Long and Deb as we take a journey through both the history and cultural aspects of celebrating a new year.  From ancient festivities involving loud noises and demon cleansing to the bizarre traditions that somehow made it to the modern era.Get ready for a wild ride through time, where champagne flows, resolutions crumble, and the only thing predictable is that our next president will be really old. Join us and say cheers to history, insanity, humanity, and the eternal quest for a better New Year on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

 Whether 'tis nobler in the face to suffer The prickly thorns of outrageous stubble, Or to take arms against a sea of razors, And by opposing, end them. To shave, to trim— No more....It's a Long in the Boot Christmas miracle! G. Long and Deb are in the studio on this Christmas day and we are putting out this week's episode on the same day! We are diving into beards this week and never has a topic been more timely!World peace? Child's play! Climate change? Kid's stuff! Politics? Get serious! We are talking about the very essence of masculine virility and vitality. Looking at you Saint Nick!To shave or not to shave on this week's Long in the Boot Podcast.Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Politicians, world leaders, and even advertisers talk about "moral imperative" whenever they are trying sell an idea or take money from your pocket. The real issue is that they don't really seem to understand the term. You might say, "They Kant do it". G. Long and Deb discuss Emmanuel Kant's work on "The Moral Imperative" and try to make sense of why moral imperatives  such as healthcare, clean water, and broken infrastructure are set aside while the government continues to support war, violence, and corruption around the globe. We are getting all philosophical on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast.Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

G. Long and Deb are finally back after a much needed upgrade to the Long in the Boot Compound. This week, we tackle mental health care of the past, present and future. Face it, after gathering with the extended family for Thanksgiving, many people need a few mental health days to recover, and Long in the Boot is here to provide a soothing cure for what ails you. Also, a special Thanks to all those who have allowed us to invade their earholes with our ramblings for more than three years! You people are the best! Thank You from G. Long and Deb and remember: Joy is Portable, Take it with You!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Oh sure, there is a shortage of every ADD and ADHD medication in the world, but there is no shortage of crazy pills judging by current events. Common sense seems to be on life support these days. G. Long and Deb take a look at the possible demise of common sense in the world and wonder if the decisions being made today are the work of nefarious masterminds or are they just bad decisions made by people who just don't have a lick of sense? Are these people crazy or just plain dumb? That's the question we are asking on this episode of Long in the Boot!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

What do you do when you can't decide on the topic? You pick all the topics! G. Long and Deb discuss a plethora of topics including, third nipples, medieval farmers, short women, tall men, Big Brother, marketing, high school dancing, rogue principals, the Great Reset, civic participation, government waste, and so much more. How do we fit so much stuff into just one hour? Volume! Join us for this 80th episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

The Great London Fire, The Great Chicago Fire, The Great New York Fire and The Great New Orleans Fires. What made these fires so fun and awesome that we remember them as being  great? After looking into these fires we have come to the conclusion that they weren't that much fun! G. Long and Deb take a look at these fires as well as the largest wildfire in U.S. history, which burned more than 1 million acres, and why the loss of 17 towns and 1200 lives was barely noticed by anyone except the people that lived there. It's a fancy, fun-filled, frenzy of fiery goodness on this 79th episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Well the fires chased us away, then the wind shifted and allowed us to return for another exciting edition of Long in the Boot! We have invited our friend and fellow teacher (now retired) Mr. James Boswell into the studio for a wide ranging discussion that includes history, politics, education, and why James has decided to run for Beauregard Parish Police Jury District 3C in the upcoming October 14th election. James has a wealth of knowledge about many topics and there is no telling where this conversation might take us! Join G. Long and Deb as they dive into Life After High School: The Teacher Edition with James "The Boz" Boswell, on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast.Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Don't let the bastards beat you down! Social Media, Government Officials, Big Pharma, Mainstream Media, and Big Tech have known for a long time that fear is the greatest motivation for humanity.  Why do they continue to feed the people a never ending diet of fear? G. Long and Deb take a look at the fear driven programming designed to get you to spend, spend, spend. From the C.I.A. to the evening news, marketers know that a fear filled consumer is a compliant consumer. Take a stand, turn off the fear, and listen to this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast! Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Well it's that time of year again. The time when we release the children from the drudgery of freedom and a carefree life and allow them to go back to school! In honor of this tradition, G. Long and Deb take a look at some strange school related decisions by officials across the U.S. We don't understand these decisions but at least some very stupid people are taking some really dumb stands in order to save the children!All this and and a healthy dose of phubbing on this 2nd annual back to school episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

In the never ending quest to learn from our students, G. Long and Deb invite former student, Josh Ardoin into the studio. We will discuss how Josh moved from being a high school kid to the Father, Husband, Paint &Body Artist, and all around wonderful human he is today! We will discuss his continued growth in all of these realms and not to worry, we will discuss the growth of his magnificent beard as well! A teacher is never so wise as when he/she submits to learn from the student! All this plus a special voice from the past on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast!Please forgive the occasional vocal renderings of Bella the Fact Checker on this episode, she seemed to resent being locked up when we had a guest!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Are we a day early? Yes. Did we forget it was 4th of July Weekend and had to reschedule our special guest? Of course! Does that mean we dove into the recent Supreme Court decisions without regard to who we might upset? Absolutely!!! G. Long and Deb dive into politics and the movie Idiocracy to see if real life is mimicking the movie or if the movie simply depicts what has already come true! All this and a fantastic fireworks show that you will just have to imagine on this episode of Long In The Boot! Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Equal justice under the law? We ran out of that kind, but we can let you have some of this special justice if you are rich and powerful enough to buy it! These days, everybody wonders why we have lost faith in our politicians, business leaders, and role-models. Maybe failing to hold them accountable to the laws that are supposed to apply to everyone has something to do with it.G. Long and Deb discuss the ridiculously light punishments that the rich often receive (if they are punished at all) due to their fame, connections, and willing judges on this episode of Long in the Boot!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

It's vacation time for the Long in the Boot Crew and we are off to mysterious and exotic Missouri! Fear not though, G. Long and Deb have put together an episode sure to be non-offensive...unless you are a bride, social media censor, wedding planner, travel agent, or marketer of any kind. We take a look at the ridiculous cost of weddings, the silliness of Facebook censors, the evil of marketers, and the history of vacations. This episode is packed as full as a suitcase in June! Join us for "The Non Offensive Titled Episode" of the Long in the Boot Podcast!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

G. Long and Deb are taking a look at gratuity on this weeks Long in the Boot. The role of tipping in society is becoming more confusing these days thanks to everybody thinking they should get a tip. We have reached a point where even self check registers ask if you would like to tip! Why does this tradition stick around in the U.S. and Canada while the rest of the world stopped doing it? We will take a look at the history of tipping, the laws surrounding tipping and where tipping is going in the future. All this and a discussion of the end of another school year on this week's Long in the Boot Podcast! Also: At the end of the podcast please enjoy one of the greatest complain messages we have ever received....we are so proud that we upset so many with last week's topic!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Scrotaclese, Testiculus, and Bophadees, three of the greatest philosophers of ancient history, all agreed that aesthetics were the measure of a well-groomed man. This week, G. Long and Deb will discuss how science and marketing are trying to help men achieve perfection in an oft-ignored area of the male anatomy. From lifting up to smoothing out, science is hard at work trying to establish what makes an aesthetically pleasing sack for a man's tackle! We aren't forgetting the ladies either as we explore the history of women's hygiene and ask why advertisers tried to kill women with dubious products that promised to help with that “one little problem”. We are taking a deep dive into the nether regions of science on this episode of the Long in the Boot Podcast!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Sometimes, show titles just magically arrive! It's an end of the school year blow out at the  Long In The Boot Podcast! G. Long and Deb saving a baby? We got that. Deb saving a runaway chicken? Yup, it's covered. Baby Boomer Influencers? Y'know we got something to say about that! We even have the best Louisiana town nicknames. What does all this have to do with the show title? Not a damn thing! It's Long in the Boot's short, down, and dirty end of the school year spectacular! Join us, won't you? It's Episode 69 Dude!Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

This episode of Long in the Boot is about family! More specifically, it's about how a confluence of Transhumanists, Communists, Media, and the Ruling Elite have come together to end the idea of "family". G. Long and Deb take a look at the reasons that these groups need to end "the family" as we know it. Remember: It's only a conspiracy theory until it comes true! We followed the money and discovered that Big Tech, The Healthcare Industrial Complex, and Rich Assh*les are scarier than the Military Industrial Complex. Join us for a rather terrifying glimpse into the future of Family on this episode of Long in the Boot!  Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Ask not for whom the tick tocks, it tocks for TikTok! G. Long and Deb take a look at why Congress suddenly seems to agree on the need for "protecting" us from TikTok.I'm sure it's not money...that would be crazy! Also, Netflix opened a rabbit hole with their Waco Documentary. We dive in to take a look at the very roots of the Branch Davidians and those roots run deep! From 1840's New York to Waco Texas! It's a tapestry of insanity, On this episode of Long in the Boot! Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011

Spring is test taking time in public schools across the U.S. and Louisiana is no exception. You can rest easy knowing that your child's future is guaranteed with the help of a good ACT or SAT score. I'm sure you won't mind if they sell your kid's info to everyone as well, right? G. Long and Deb take a look at school testing and the ever increasing costs of testing and technology in public schools. If public education is free to all, why do so many companies make millions investing in education? We will endeavor to solve that question on this episode of Long in the Boot! Breaking news: Everyone named Caesar should exercise extreme caution today!  Thanks For Listening! Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Facebook!Email: longintheboot@gmail.comCall Us: 337-502-9011