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Ben Handupme and We're Gonna Need Another Timmy watch the entire Jim Henson concocted 1990s television sitcom Dinosaurs and use this endeavor as an excuse to talk to each other once a week about Pokémon, music, jobs, relationships, and I guess Dinosaurs. Most effective media available for anyone wishing to gain clarity on the Sinclair family.

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    • Sep 23, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    #83 An Interview With Kirk Thatcher (Writer, Director, Producer, and Punk Rock Guy)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2022 105:47


    Hey your favorite human-esque podcast hosts are back from a long, unexpected adventure, having learned nothing about the world or themselves in the process. Ben and Tim are joined by creative giant Kirk Thatcher (he designed the Dinosaurs characters, you know). Love y'all for still hanging in there! Life isn't easy but at least we are! 

    #81 Another One About How Capitalism Is Evil and Subtlety Is Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2022 71:24


    Welcome back to Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! Did you for real come back, though? I am only asking so meekly because it has been quite some time since we posted a new episode of our Dinosaurs sitcom review podcast and we didn't even warn anyone that we would be taking a couple of weeks off. We didn't plan on taking those weeks off, but life has a way of beating a person to a bloody pulp. But you know what they say: when life gives you lemons; make a fun little podcast with your friends for like 3 dozen people to listen to! This week we discuss the season 4 episode of Dinosaurs: Variations On A Theme Park! Almost to the finale now, folks! See ya soon!

    #80 CM Punk Breaks Edge While Charlene Breaks the Glass Ceiling

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 69:01


    Welcome back to our Dumb little podcast. This week our house Tim and Ben discuss the dinosaurs episode “working girl” from season four. We only have a few episodes left of the show so buckle up, open wide and let us in. Love you all. Bye. 

    #79 A Million Monkeys and a Baby and a Typewriter in a Room

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 50:59


    Welcome back into our virtual loving embrace. Thanks for sticking around for almost 80 episodes so far. We barely even stuck around for it ourselves. Join hosts Ben and Tim as they discuss the worst episode of Dinosaurs ever made: Scent of a Reptile. See you in a fortnight, baby. 

    #78 The Blarney Criterion Collection Blu-ray Box Set

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 51:24


    Welcome back to a niche little podcast  called Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale. “Niche”, in this occurrence, is used to put a positive spin on the blaring irrelevance and undeniable obscurity of this little show we do once a week wherein we discuss every episode of the Jim Henson puppet sitcom from the late Cretaceous period (aka the early 90s.”  This week, our brave and dashing hosts Tim and Ben throw caution to the wind and watch the season 4 Dinosaurs episode “Into the Woods.” They watch it so you don't have to, so please be grateful for them and if you are ever to encounter one of them in public, perhaps at a Walmart or a vegan deli, thank them for their service. Thank you for yours, by the way. Stay safe out there, girlboss. 

    Sinclairity Reruns: Episode #5

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2022 91:42


    From 10/09/2020: "#5 This Is Not A Good Episode" "This episode is the season one finale! That's crazy! We recorded a whole season of our podcast! Granted, the first season of the show Dinosaurs is only 5 episodes so it's not like a super impressively long podcast season or whatever but we're still proud of it. In this episode, Tim and Ben talk about the episode The Howling (Season 1, Episode 5), but they have trouble staying focused for whatever reason. This episode was recorded more than a month and a half after the previous episode was recorded, so maybe that's why our hosts are prone to sidetracking throughout this whole episode. The Howling gets discussed to its full potential, of course, but they end up devoting much more time to Nintendo 64 games, Tim's old rap songs about Pokémon, Ben's idea for a TV show called Kid Shrek, homophobic power rangers, using the internet in the early 2000s, and the dangers of YouTube algorithms. Listen to the very end to hear the voice of God (our producer, Zach) for the first time of the series. Thanks everyone for joining us in celebrating this weird ass dinosaur puppet sitcom. We have three more seasons to go, so I'm sure we'll get better at doing a podcast by time we finish the series."

    #77 Tim and Ben's Wedding (Bonus #19 or something)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022 70:09


    Welcome back to Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale, the internet's most cursed podcast about the 1990s puppet sitcom Dinosaurs. First of all, thank you for sticking around even though our release schedule has become incredibly staggered. One of our co-hosts has lost their house to a fire, which only added to the laundry list of obstacles that we've had to overcome while making this podcast. But hey it's the lord's work so we'll do it no matter what else is thrown our way. Now while one of our host's life falls apart, our other host's life is flourishing beautifully as Tim prepares to marry his fiance in the near future. This bonus episode should serve as warning for anyone who might consider allowing Ben Handupme to officiate their wedding. It's a high risk low reward move. Have fun listening to our bullshit and we'll see you soon! Love you!

    Sinclairity Reruns: Episode #4

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 56:47


    From 10/02/2020: "#4 You Flirt With Some Masta-Don Juan In The Invertebrate Aisle And Now I'm Gonna Die!" "Hey everybody and TGIF (Thank Gary It's Friday)! This week on Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale, Timmy and Ben wonder why on prehistoric Earth does Earl's family cares so much about whether or not he survives a fight to the death against a illogically large dilophosaurus named Gary. For some reason there is a law in dinosaur society which allows male dinosaurs to officially challenge any other male dinosaur to a fight to the death with the rewards being ownership of the fallen dinosaur's wife, kids, mother-in-law, house, and assets/debts. Robbie is once again indignant over the fact that everyone just blindly adheres to these archaic laws and traditions and (for some reason) thinks that it's wrong for someone to kill his dad."

    Sinclairity Reruns: Episode #3

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 48:44


    From 9/24/2020: "Join hosts We're Gonna Need Another Timmy and Ben Handupme as they discuss the Dinosaurs episode Hurling Day (Season 1, Episode 3). Ben and Tim struggle with concepts like why dinosaurs hate their mother in laws, why mother in laws apparently existed before dinosaurs even became civilized, and why Robbie is the only dinosaur with any emotional content? Also, we're introduced to Fran's mother Ethyl who hates Earl for all of the wrong reasons."

    #69 + 7 I Said Whoever Threw That, Your Mother Sucks C***s In Hell

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2022 68:58


    Welcome back to Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale, a podcast that is getting very close to accomplishing its sole mission of watching and discussing every episode of the 1990s puppet sitcom Dinosaurs. I mean, technically the podcast isn't doing anything on its own, as it is merely an mp3 file being tossed around via RSS feed. Rather, our hosts Ben and Tim are doing all the heavy lifting around here, whenever they are not rendered useless by an unexpectedly potent THC gummy or a monotonous, meandering phone call from one of their moms. Oh yeah, this week's episode is about the season 4 episode The Terrible Twos. Have a great weekend and wish Tim a happy birthday!

    Sinclairity Reruns: Episode#2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 42:33


    Rerun of our 2nd episode from September 27 2020. "This week We're Gonna Need Another Timmy and Ben Handupme discuss Dinosaurs episode The Mating Dance (Season 1, Episode 2) and talk sh*t about Earl and his inability to parent his kids or do a sexy dance. Roy reveals that he's still got it so Earl takes classes on his to get it. Fran is essentially a single mom at this point. Ben had microphone issues while recording this episode and we are sorry you don't get to hear their beautiful voice in clarity on this week's episode of Sinclairity."

    #69 + 6 I Wanna Go Home And Die (Capitalism is a)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2022 45:28


    Welcome back to Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale! Did you miss us? It's been a fortnight! We've rarely been apart for so long! This week, Tim and Ben discuss the Dinosaurs episode "Earl's Big Jackpot" (Season 4, Episode 5). Basically it's an episode about how corporations will fuck over their employees over 9 out of 9 times. Quit your job, become your own God, and treat others with respect and compassion. Next week we'll be reposting the 2nd episode of our podcast (from 2 years ago, holy shit) and then we'll bring you a brand new episode the following Friday. Love, Sinclairity.

    Sinclairity Reruns: Episode #1 Repost

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2022 66:44


    Now that we are slowing our new episode rate to every other Friday until we post the series finale, we will be filling in the obverse Fridays with reruns from our first season. This is a repost of our pilot. Love yall 

    #69 + 5 The Only Gamer Fuel That Isn't Pee

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 79:33


    Welcome to a new era of Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale. By new era, I just mean that for the final 10 or so episodes of the podcast, episodes will be released every other Friday, replacing the weekly release schedule we've (somewhat) adhered to up to this point. Are we doing this to prolong us having to conclude our podcast and move on? Yes. Is it because we will cry a lot about it being over? Yes. Is this the Dinosaurs episode t "Driving Miss Ethyl" from Season 4? Yes. Enjoy? Maybe.

    #69+4 Nothing Come From Nothing Come On

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 60:07


    This week on the world's last podcast, our hosts Tim and Ben discuss the season 4 episode of Dinosaurs, "The Greatest Story Ever Sold." Life is meaningless. Or maybe it's not. Maybe life in and of itself is its own meaning. Maybe death is where the meaning lies, and we know nothing about anything without it or until it takes us. Maybe this podcast isn't real. And maybe you aren't real. Maybe none of this exists and there is no unmoved mover at the jump, acting as a Sims addicted catalyst. Maybe donuts aren't real either. Have you ever even seen a donut in real life? What is real life? Find none of these answers and more, tonight on Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  

    #69+ 3 Radioactive by Imagine Dinosaurs

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 65:01


    Welcome to Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! If you're a cop, you legally have to tell me. With that out of the way, I can catch you crazy kids up on what we do around here. We play hard, we work harder, and we dedicate each episode to an episode of the earl 90s puppet sitcom Dinosaurs. This week our hosts Ben and Tim discuss the 2nd episode of season 4, titled "Don't Be A Hero Earl." Make sure you come back next week where our hosts will eat the declaration of independence Lady and the Tramp style. Audio only. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://lafairhousing.org/donate/

    #69+2 Lemonparty: Where Are They Now?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2022 73:11


    Season 4 of Dinosaur Season 4 of Dinosaur Season 4 of Dinosaur Season 4 of Dinosaur Season 4 of Dinosaur   s      

    #69+1 Try Not to Cry Challenge (Defunct Bonus 6)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 59:36


    This week, hosts Ben and Timmy discuss the final episode of the DefunctTV docuseries on the life and work of Jim Henson. He dies in this one. Sorry. We love you all. Next week, join us as we finally return to Dinosaurs at the advent of Season 4. 

    #69 We Didn't Even Make a Joke About the Episode Number (Defunct Bonus 5)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2022 66:48


    #68 A Podcast to End War (DefunctTV Henson Series part 4)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2022 76:12


    Fraggle Rock is on the table and you happy listeners are hungry for it. Thank you for party rocking. Love, podcast.

    #67 I Hate You Matt Damon (DefunctTV Henson Series part 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2022 78:28


    And fuck your dumb brother Mark Wahlberg, too.

    #66 Off the Rails on a Baby Train (Opposite of a Bonus)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2022 72:20


    Nothing could prepare you for what's ahead. Also Zach just had a baby and named her Ben JR. 

    #65 And They Were Roommates (Defunct TV Henson Series Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2021 62:08


    Woah! Another bonus episode! It's almost like your hosts Ben and Tim are trying to prolong the inevitable final season of their beloved little podcast. Listen in as we discuss the 2nd video in the Jim Henson series on Defunct TV, "the Curse of Sesame Street". Stay safe and spread love. But also hate some people who deserve it. Love you bye.

    #64 More Like DePUNKland (Defunct TV Henson Series Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2021 61:52


    Welcome to a bonus episode of Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale. This is part 1 of a 6 episode series wherein we will be discussing the DefunctTV series on Jim Henson. After this series, we will begin our final season. None of us will survive. Love you, bye!

    #63 The One Where We Fire Brian Henson (Another ******* Clip Show)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 59:08


    Welcome to Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale! If you've never met a podcast before, you're probably thinking, "what the frickin' heck" right now. That's normal. A podcast is a series of tubes that sent audio clips of two idiots talking about a show nobody cares about to 10 or so lovely people who listen to most of the episodes. This week, our hosts Ben and Tim discuss the season 3 finale of Dinosaurs, "Clip Show 2." It's all filler, no killer. Come back next week for the first episode of our between season bonus series focusing on the life and career of Jim Henson. Sorry for firing your useless son, Jim. Much love.

    #62 If I Can‘t Smoke Or Swear I‘m F***ed

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2021 77:02


    If you are reading this, we must have survived another week. If you are not reading this, you have created a complicated paradox and I think that has merit too. This is Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale. We are a podcast dedicated to reviewing every episode of the early 90s puppet sitcom Dinosaurs. We are almost finished with reviewing the penultimate season, covering Charlene and Her Amazing Humans (S3E21) as well as the following topics: keeping your shirt on, classic family guy bits, the Baby to Stewie pipeline, George Clooney and Bruce Willis portraying dogs, sniffing markers, and downsizing in the studio.

    #61 Dick Difficult and the Case of the Meatless Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 88:15


    Hey you cool cats and kittens and hats and mittens! You found our podcast! Good job! We're Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale and we're a podcast about the 1990s puppet sitcom Dinosaurs. What does that mean exactly? It means every week (citation needed) we watch an episode of Dinosaurs (in order of release) and critically analyze it (citation needed) as we negotiate a million sidetracks as we get distracted by other topics that we find entertaining. This week, our hosts We're Gonna Need Another Timmy and Ben Handupme discuss the Dinosaurs episode We Are Not Alone (S03E20), which is about like aliens and the environment and evil corporations and putting catchy slogans onto signs. Other talking points include: hard takes on the podcast Serial, vegan water and non-vegan water sponsorships, recording a podcast after 9 PM, where Flintstones fits within the Dinosaurs universe, and the cult classic Gigli.

    #60 Seinfeld 2: A Dinosaurs Reboot (Sinclairity Live in St. Pete)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 42:27


    Welcome back to Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale: the only podcast that adheres to the two shakes rule as defined by Joel Madden in the song Anthem by Good Charlotte. We're not afraid to admit it, either. Speaking of being terrible at writing episode descriptions, we did a live show at Lucky You Tattoo for Pre-Fest in St. Pete Florida a week or so ago! It went way better than we thought it would! For real, we were anxious. Well, I (Ben Handupme) was a nervous wreck, but your other host Timmy was as cool as Larry the Cucumber. Thanks to our lovely friend/DM/math teacher Matt Rooney and his older brother Craig Rooney (owner of Lucky You Tattoo), our live episode was recorded for posterity and our lovely producer Zach was able to edit it for us and turn it into this week's new episode! We hope you enjoy. Especially you, Julian. Thank you for driving 3 hours for our bullshit.

    #59 Sin-scare-ity II: Haunted Mansions in a Post Tim Robinson World

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 73:36


    THIS WEEK! It's a Halloween Spook-tacular with special guest Zach from Keystone Copycats. We talk about Steak 'n' Shake, bad Kermit voices, terrible improv scenes, and so much more; including this week's main topic of discussion: Muppets Haunted Mansion! We did it! We watched a new Muppets thing! That is partially relevant to our main subject matter, right? Have a safe Skalloween weekend, babies. Via con dinos.

    #58 The Song Is Actually Called Teenage Wasteland‘s Monster (feat. Arielle)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 111:33


    Hey friends, it is so nice to see you again! Welcome back to the only podcast Ellen Degeneres is afraid of( yet won't unsubscribe from): Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale. This week is special because not only are you treated to your beloved hosts Tim and Ben (whom you've long since grown bored of), but you are being gifted with a guest host by the name of Arielle Secretlastname. Listen in as we discuss the season 3 episode of Dinosaurs: "If I Were A Tree". Alternate titles: My 10 Inch Girlfriend, Vegans In The Workplace, Kirkland Pizza: The #4 Pizza in America, It's Not the Size of the Girlfriend; It's the Motion in the Ocean, and Opossum Qualifications and Restrictions. See y'all soon!  https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ http://tinyurl.com/k9y9wxk7

    #57 To Live or Die at Disney World (Bonus #9)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 66:03


    Welcome back to Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! Guess what? This is a bonus episode. It is somewhat about the show Dinosaurs but mostly just an outlet allowing hosts Tim and Ben advertise the upcoming Sinclairity live show on Oct 26th in St. Pete, FL. Here are some alternate titles for today's episode in lieu of not wanting to write a real description: Sorry Less Than Jake, Greased EP, Reel Big Zach, Leftover Cumtown, Cumtown's Most Wanted, What Even Is Cumtown, and If You're a Flappy Bird I'm a Flappy Bird. Bye, lovers. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ http://tinyurl.com/k9y9wxk7  

    #56 There‘s No Sinclair In My Headphones or An Embarrassment of Danny Devitos

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 94:01


    Hello and welcome back to the only podcast brave enough to put Baby in a corner: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! Have you met our hosts Tim and Ben? Tim is the one in a loving, monogamous relationship and Ben is the roofer that disappears after their first paycheck. On this very special song-heavy episode, our hosts discuss the Dinosaurs episode Dirty Dancin' as well as: Glen Danzig from Cheers and Who's The Boss, ICP decals on a custom hearse, the biggest juggalo in Brevard County, Eminem's stranglehold on the Venom 2 soundtrack, how to quick save irl, signing to Poop Knife Records, Ezra's Freud Void, and Canada being the gay version of the United States. Until next time, we love you. After next time? Well that's up to you.

    #55 I Can‘t Go Bowling With You I Have A Girlfriend

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 76:44


    Welcome back to the podcast that holds the record for playing the most shows without getting paid: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! This week, your charismatic hosts Ben Handupme and We're Gonna Need Another Timmy discuss the season 3 episode of Dinosaurs titled "Swamp Music." Basically some white guys wrote a parable for cultural appropriation in rock music and they did a sloppy job about it. However, we do a slightly less sloppy job about reviewing said episode, so maybe you'll get something out of this messed up world we live in after all. Besides, maybe you'll enjoy the following talking points: the difference between Underoath and From First to Last, the late Norm MacDonald, satanic metal bands that won't commit ritual suicide, Ysa disrespecting our artist endeavors, Kermit the Frog replacing Justin Pierre from Motion City Soundtrack, and the fact that every band is actually just Sublime. And hey, guess what? Sinclairity will be performing a live episode this year at Pre-Fest in St. Pete, Florida. Join us at Lucky You Tattoo on Tuesday October 26th and check out all the awesome bands that will be playing after us. Show will start at 6 PM, and we will include a link below that you can follow to buy tickets. Thanks! Love Ya! https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ http://tinyurl.com/k9y9wxk7

    #54 It's Not Adam and Eve, It's Adam and Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 83:49


    Well, well, well...we meet again, at last. I can't say that I knew for certain that I'd see you around these parts again...but, alas, here we are. You, a ranting and raving fan of the hit podcast Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale. Me, someone who broke into the Sinclairity studio, tied up the chap who typically writes these descriptions, and wholly took over his role. The difference between you and I? I make it look good. Also, you're hotter, funnier, cooler, smarter, and more loyal to the podcast you love. Enjoy this week's episode in which your hosts Ben Handupme and We're Gonna Need Another Timmy discuss the season 3 Dinosaurs episode “Honey, I Miss the Kids”. Other talking points include: Ben's hurricane experience, working two jobs, speaking only in Tim Robinson quotes, adding Matilda to the MCU, ad supported ultrasounds, bean dad's prehistoric predecessor, and songs about living in the sea. Come check on us again next week, and we'll check you out as well. Love you, bye.  https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://southernsolidarity.org/  

    #53 The One With Sarah But Not Marty (feat. Sarah Shockey)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 119:50


    Hello stranger! I didn't hear you come in! I was aurally preoccupied by the sonorous tones of the newest episode of the hit podcast Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale. This week, the dianetic duo discuss the Dinosaurs episode Steroids to Heaven with the help of musical improv demigod Sarah Shockey from the podcasts Marty and Sarah Love Wrestling and Hello From the Magic Tavern. Join us next week even though we will lack Sarah and be worse for it. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://southernsolidarity.org/

    #52 I Thought Herman Cain Season Was Over (Bonus #8)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 77:55


    Welcome back to Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale: the only podcast whose taller host stole a cursed amulet from the depths of the Marianas Trench, leading to an increase in water-based natural disasters over the past couple of years. We recorded an episode last year while host Ben Handupme was podcasting by candlelight in the middle of Hurricane Zeta. And this year, we recorded an episode while Ben Handupme prepared their apartment and pets to withstand Hurricane Ida. Our other host We're Gonna Need Another Timmy was there for emotional support, and our producer Zach George was there to tell Ben to leave New Orleans and move back to Ohio. On this bonus episode, our hosts spend their time discussing hurricanes they've been in or have evacuated town for and several less important things. This episode, and every other episode, is dedicated to the memory of the best person Ben Handupme has ever met: Ben Kovarsky. RIP in peace. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://southernsolidarity.org/  

    #51 This Gravy Train Is Really a Gravy Human Centipede

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2021 97:06


    Welcome back to Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale! Another Friday? Another chance for our lovely hosts Ben Handupme and We're Gonna Need Another Timmy to figure out how to produce a decent episode of a podcast for once. This week, our hosts discuss the Dinosaurs episode "Out Of The Frying Pan" from Season 3. They almost succeed at providing their fans with a perfect episode, but unfortunately they spent too much of that time on discussing things like John Mulaney vs. Pete Davidson, Dave vs. Benny Blanco, Marshall Mathers vs. Stan, Rancid vs. Nofx, and meth psychosis vs. the shadow people. Well, maybe we'll get it right next week. Who knows? https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://southernsolidarity.org/

    #50 Serial 2 or Ben Shapiro's Tidal Exclusive Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 90:27


    #50 Serial 2: A Tidal Exclusive Podcast or  Welcome back to the only podcast that subverts the two party system by writing in "Beatles lyrics about peace and love" when casting ballots for presidential elections: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! How the smoo are we 50 episodes deep in this series already? Time makes literally no sense. For episode 50, our hosts Tim and Ben are blessed with a season 3 episode of Dinosaurs called "Green Card" to recap and discuss. I say blessed because this episode was written by Tim Doyle- aka the only writer who hit a home run with every single episode he was tasked with writing for the show. Talking points include: Ben Sharpiro's objective levels of cuteness, that famous podcast about cereal or whatever, Tim's nonbinary dog, redacting accidental slander against Dan from Alkaline Trio, navigating a world of problematic favorites, converting to reformed alcoholism, and eating Rihanna. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://gofund.me/38e6e3f2      

    #49 The Ethics of Being Slimy Yet Satisfying

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 67:10


    Welcome back to the only podcast that is absolutely panned by dogs who know how to rate, review, and comment on iTunes: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale. This week, our lovely hosts Tim and Ben review the season 3 Dinosaurs episode "Getting to Know You." Talking points include: Earl remaining as ethnocentric as ever, French people worshipping Jerry Lewis, whether or not bugs are permissible on a vegan diet, Ben's short lived baseball fixation, Chef Tim's Bad Recipe Corner, and losing to a bird. Stay safe out there. We love you. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://lafairhousing.org/donate/

    #48 For Sale: Dumb Podcast, Never Worn

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 67:33


    Welcome back to the only podcast that pairs nicely with both a piping hot cup of vinegar and a clumsy knife fight behind the old abandoned mill: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale. Sit back and relax as hosts Tim and Ben (no relation) discuss the Dinosaurs episode "The Son Also Rises" from season 3. They spend just as much time talking about Robbie and Earl doing a "Freaky Friday" kind of thing as they spend slandering iconic pop punk bands. Also, Ben says "new wave" five times in a row when they clearly meant to say "nu metal" and they will never forgive themselves for that oversight. Anyway, let's do this again next week. We love you all. ACAB. Good night. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://lafairhousing.org/donate/

    #47 Sinclairity: A Place For Friends (Bonus Episode 7)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 80:50


    Welcome back to the only podcast that is actually three dogs in a trench coat trying to sneak into a Rated R movie: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale. There were a lot of tropical storms dancing around New Orleans, resulting in Ben losing power at their apartment and being unable to prepare for a proper episode of Sinclairity. So instead, Ben and Tim jumped into their bathtub time machine and traveled back to the mid 2000s to revisit their Myspace days. Next week, the dynamic duo promise to bring you some Dinosaurs magic. Love you and see you soon! https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://lafairhousing.org/donate/

    #46 Beer Me, Fran

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 38:51


    Welcome back to the only podcast that is brave enough to listen to ska unironically: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! This week, our sleepy hosts Tim and Ben discuss the Dinosaurs episode "Wilderness Weekend" from season 3. Talking points include: Joey Bag of Rogans, bookended Dragulas, penguin betrayal, and the Babadonk. We love you all and will meet again soon! https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://lafairhousing.org/donate/

    #45 The One With The Flat Earth (feat. Keystone Copycats)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021 70:29


    Welcome back to the only podcast that 4 out of 5 dentists fear: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale. This week, our hosts Tim and Ben tackle the Dinosaurs season 3 episode "Charlene's Flat World" along with accidental guests Chris and Zach from Keystone Copycats. They mostly talk about Brendan Kelly, Brendan Fraser, dead dads, porno filled walls, grinding sisters, and places to eat in Cincinnati. We will see y'all next week. Much love, as always. 

    #44 Never Go Full Homer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 49:04


    Welcome back to Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! Sorry we missed you last week, we promise we will rarely do that to you again. This week, hosts Ben and Tim discuss the Dinosaurs episode "License to Parent" with a special guest segment from Dr. Ysa. We hope you're having a good summer! See y'all next week

    Sinclairity Bye Week (Sorry)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 1:24


    Hey! Thanks for checking in on us, but we are taking this week off! Our producer is on vacation so we were not able to get the episode edited in time to post, but this gives new listeners a chance to go back and catch up on our catalog! Also, you should check out podcasts our friends make, such as: Keystone Copycats With Chris and Zach, Hey Riddle Riddle, Marty and Sarah Love Wrestling, Botchamania, Hello From the Magic Tavern, and Big Snackers. Thanks again for tuning it, we love you all! See you next week for a real episode!

    #43 Radar is Cool (feat. Maxim from Gutless)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 100:26


    Welcome back to the only podcast recorded on submarines during World War II: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! This week, hosts Timmy and Ben are joined by another Gutless member - Maxim! The guitar god! With their powers combined, they discuss the Dinosaurs episode “Hungry For Love” from season 3.  Don't forget to check out the Gutless pre-order for the EP “some Voids/Alguns Vazios” on Knife Punch Records. Talking points include: sampling CD's at record stores, the bad Doug, dropping out of high school, sneaking booze into Tim's wedding, Disney's complicity in the existence of furries, and comedy stockholm syndrome. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://lafairhousing.org/donate/ https://www.knifepunchrecords.com/

    #42 The Covid Sucktoy Episode (feat. Vi from Gutless)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2021 61:45


    Welcome back to the only podcast that was at Kubrick's soundstage when they staged the moon landing: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! If you're a recurring listener of this podcast, you're probably aware of the fact that Tim (and sometimes Ben) are in a band called Gutless from “Oliver” Florida. Well, this week our hosts welcome back Gutless vocalist/guitarist Viviane Viana to the podcast to discuss both the Dinosaurs episode “Germ Warfare” from season 3, as well as the upcoming Gutless cassette release of the EP “Some Voids/Alguns Vazios” on Knife Punch Records. The gang discusses other nonsense too, but that's kind of a given. Thanks for coming back to hang out with us and we'll see you next week (and at Fest in October)! Love y'all! https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://lafairhousing.org/donate/ https://www.knifepunchrecords.com/

    #41 Bowsette Exists or RIP Bernadette Nere

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2021 51:17


    Welcome back to the only podcast that cows listen to (on purpose): Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! This week, hosts Ben and Tim discuss the Dinosaurs episode “Little Boy Boo” from season 3. Talking points include: the late Bam Margera, HIM vs. CKY, aliens saving dog planet, Little Dicky's TV show somehow being good, and remaking The Longest Yard for the third time. Thanks again for being our friends, our lovers, and our family (all at once). We love you all and hope you're not being mistreated by this cruel world. See y'all next epoch! https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://lafairhousing.org/donate/  

    #40 Welcome to Queer Factor (feat. Brent Lawrence Friedman)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 116:47


    Welcome back to the only podcast that Joe Rogan listens to: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! This week, we are joined by our friend Brent from the band We Are the Union to review the Dinosaurs episode “The Discovery” from season 3. Talking points include: breaking edge by drinking paint, professional baseball teams from Cleveland, rebooting Fear Factor over Zoom, and the brand new We Are the Union record! Thanks again for hanging out with us! We love you all and hope you’re doing well or even better! https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://lafairhousing.org/donate/  

    #39 All Property Is Theft if You Think About It (feat. Tim Doyle)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 136:30


    Welcome back to the only podcast that isn't about true crime: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! This week we welcome back writer, director, and producer Tim Doyle to review an episode of Dinosaurs that he wrote 29 years ago titled "Network Genius." Talking points include: biting the hand that feeds, writing meta humor for a puppet show about dinosaurs, researching before the age of the internet, and (of course) ska and communism. Thanks again for hanging out with us! We love all 6 of you! https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://lafairhousing.org/donate/  

    #38 Grimes and Punishment

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 55:22


    Welcome back to the only podcast that ghosts have figured out how to listen to: Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale! This week, join hosts Ben and Tim as they review the Dinosaurs episode “Baby Talk” from season 3. This episode is about letting television raise our kids for us. Talking points include: Elon Musk on Mad TV or whatever, censorship on television, the truth about PC culture, and getting vaccinated behind fast food restaurants. As always, we hope you’re having a good week and we love you! See you soon! https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ https://lafairhousing.org/donate/

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