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After years of the Game of Thrones cultural phenomenon taking hold of America's neck and squeezing it into submission, Debbie finally dips a toe into the GoT pool and promptly dives right in, never to be seen again. PJ channels his best Khaleesi with a boxed color platinum. Plus Debbie and PJ have an announcement about Slapped so be sure to listen to the end for what's to come. Don your shiniest chest shield, grab your sword and come hang out with us, for winter is coming!

A barred Roseanne, prison reform thanks to Kim Kardashian, Meghan Markle's wrinkled wedding gown and Harvey Weinstein's indicted ass...we are cruising down Tragedy Highway with wild abandon. But watch out...we're changing lanes to rejoice HBO's The Tale, Mac Highlighter and Timothee Chalamet in Ladybird. Pop it into cruise control and come hang out with us!

Espirit, Laser Discs, Ricky Schroeder, Sticker Collections...we are Bob Fosse-ing our way down memory lane of the greatest era that ever existed. The 80s! Load up your frothy glass and your bedazzle gun and come hang out with us!

The quirky characters we've encountered in retail stores has lead to getting more than what we've paid for. Plus a determined wasp takes residence in PJ's screened in porch while Debbie takes residence in her local liquor store buyer's ear to ensure he maintains his White Claw inventory now that they are advertising on Bravo. Crack a cold, crisp one and come hang out with us! 

Donald Glover for President! Praising the artistic genius of his incomparable song and video THIS IS AMERICA and the creeptastic ATLANTA episode entitled "Teddy Perkins". Plus, getting caught littering and stealing because hey, that too is America. Spring has finally sprung y'all. Come hang out with us!

A Sister Wives marathon on TLC leads to an unsuccessful attempt at explaining polygamy to a 13 year old. Plus March For Our Lives and our outrage over gun control. Drop your gun, grab one of your wives and come hang out with us!

Have you ever found yourself oddly attracted to a somewhat unconventionally attractive person? That's what we call "dirty hot". John Cena, Michael Avenatti, Chris Cuomo, Jared Harris, Steve Carell...we're not always in agreement on who's considered to be a dirty hot and who's just plain hot. Plus the dirty details about TLC's Dr. Pimple Popper and My 600 Lb. Life. And our peaked curiosity over the life of a professional fluffer. Choose to get hot and dirty and come hang out with us!    

A twerk class, a heterosexual hook-up at a gay bar, baked Alaska and shots fired in a pizza parlor. Just a few of the many shenanigans that went down during a trip to New Orleans to celebrate a friend's 40th. This said friend's nickname is RAGE. Are you surprised? Well don't be and come hang out with us!

It's Spring Break y'all. So while we're delayed in getting our next episode posted, we are gifting you with a compilation of PJ's overuse of certain terminology. Note: this compilation was pulled from one hour-long recording session. No repeats. Just straight up PJ, valley girling it in the raw. Soooo liiiiiiike, enjoy.

Due to an extremely frustrating trip to Maplewood, PJ hangs up on Debbie during an active phone conversation. But as best betches always do, they talk it out, air it out and hug it out. Get in on this hug and come hang out with us!

A surreal business meeting with Martha Stewart has us breaking down all-things Martha: her creation of the color "grey-eige" to the star-turning performance of Cybill Shepherd in MARTHA INC. and the best SNL sketch of all time, Ana Gasteyer playing Martha in her annual holiday special...topless. Plus we are mourning the loss of the made-for-TV-movie. Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? Yes you may, so come hang out with us!

Is the power back on in Puerto Rico? Are the California fires out? Were the African girls found? With the news cycle being a daily frenzy, the media blows a door wide open but never seems to close it. It's been months since Hurricane Maria and there are many still without power and vital supplies. Please go to www.PuertoRicoNow.org - make a donation, order a t-shirt, take a selfie and post with #puertoriconow. This is a civilian movement targeted to help those still in dire need in Puerto Rico.  And as positive and charitable as that sounds, please forgive us as we unintentionally go down a gross and crass path. Brace yourselves and come hang out with us!

We're having a friendly kiki and catching up. Tabitha Coffey, The Handmaid's Tale, Big Little Lies 2, The Crown 2, Olympic ice skating with commentary by Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir and the triumphant return of PJ's singed hair.  Lock the door, lower the blinds, fire up the smoke machine and come hang out with us!

A silence-only spa retreat is a real head-scratcher when the only people not partaking in the silence are the staff. Also not silent? Fergie and Cardi B. Take out your ear plugs and come hang out with us!

Both as sellers and buyers, we have endured some trying times. Debbie went head to head on Facebook Swap and PJ went toe to toe with the Jack LaLanne of murphy beds. But not all hope is lost in sales. We're also celebrating amazing experiences with Wayfair, Home Goods and Verizon. Pack your credit cards and come hang out with us!

Welcome our special guest, John Hill! He's a multi-hyphenate writer, producer, actor, director, Broadway performer, co-host of the Andy Cohen morning radio show as well as host of The Feels on Sirius XM's Radio Andy channel. But most importantly, he a Big Brother fanatic and here to dish all things Celebrity Big Brother. Snuggle into your HOH robe and come hang out with us!

We are celebrating all of the Oscar nominated films that only Debbie has seen and PJ hopes to see one day. I, TONYA, LADYBIRD, THREE BILLBOARDS, THE SHAPE OF WATER...it's a mammoth year for film but our greatest disappointment is the blatant Oscars snub awarded to the mosquito in CALL ME BY YOUR NAME. How dare they! Get red carpet ready and come hang out with us!

Long lines, awkward footwear and freezing discomfort...skiing is the least bit of fun we can possibly think of so we'll just enjoy watching The Winter Olympics from the warmth and comfort of our couch. Also on watch...Obama on Letterman's new series and Trevor Noah's new stand up special 'Afraid of the Dark', both on Netflix. Add us to your podcast queue and come hang out with us!

On our 100th episode we are fired up about Jack's tragic death on THIS IS US and reminiscing about Debbie having cast a white magic spell on someone that lead to a near-fire in her own house. Don't play with fire y'all but do come hang out with us! We are ONE HUNDO!

We're talking with filmmaker and podcaster Andrew Jenks, creator and host of What Really Happened? executive produced by Seven Buck Productions' Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson and Dany Garcia. Ranked the #1 apple podcast shortly after it's launch, What Really Happened? examines famous figures and historical events, while discovering untold stories and unraveling newfound narratives.  

We all may have cringed a bit when Mariah assaulted the New Year's television viewing audience by proclaiming her lack of tea as a disaster but we want to believe she was just practicing for the upcoming Royal Wedding, having binged The Crown over the holidays. So steep your Earl Grey, raise your pinky and come hang out with us!

With awards season upon us, we are delving into ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD and the swift erasing of Kevin Spacey from the film. This episode was recorded prior to the report that Mark Wahlberg was paid a smooth $1.5mil while Michelle Williams was paid a measly $1k for the reshoots. Whoever made that decision needs to be backslapped. Grab some dough, make it rain and come hang out with us!

We are celebrating Debbie's favorite movie of the year, and quite possibly of her entire natural born life...CALL ME BY YOUR NAME starring Timothee Chalamet and Armie Hammer. Thank you Luca Guadagnino for blessing this Earth with this film. Fulfilling dreams in 2018! Grab a peach and come hang out with us!

Happy new year Slapped listeners! We're breaking down the good, the bad and the ugly of 2017. But mainly it was just ugly. Pop a bottle, pour some bubbly and come hang out with us!

Happy holidays Slapped listeners! We are celebrating with all kinds of gifts; a fake Rolex, untucked drag queens, canned sweet potatoes and the greatest gift of all this year...Timothee Chalamet! Don your brightest red and green, blue and silver, or sparkle and shine and come hang out with us!

With the administration falling apart on the daily and the country completely divided, we are building a case for Oprah to accept the divine design of her destiny. Oprah for President in 2020! Snuggle up with a cashmere throw, a chamomile tea and come hang out with us!

Recent encounters with crazy people leads to a frank discussion about ONE MISSISSIPPI and the bravery of Tig Notaro to have called out sexual deviance through art. Grab your Bae, slay your cray and come hang out with us! 

Lauer. Trump. Rose. Weinstein. Moore. Spacey. CK. Ratner. Halperin. Piven. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. Grab a beer, a cocktail...anything but a genital and come hang out with us!

An unexpected break up via text message turns a broken heart into the best Thanksgiving ever. Plus we're dipping a toe into our Memory Box keepsakes. Pop a cap on a beer that is in closest proximity to you and come hang out with us!

A staging competition hosted by Ryan Serhant of Million Dollar Listing starts off a night that ends with a mad sprint to catch the last departing train out of Penn Station; roadie in hand. Cool off your hot toddy and come hang out with us!

To follow or not to follow...that is the question on Instagram. Breaking down social media etiquette and the basic difference between posting on Instagram and posting on Facebook for those who clearly don't have a clue. Plus open shoulder tops and the return of Taylor Swift. We're sipping and spilling the tea. Pour yourself one and come hang out with us!

Everyone's got baggage. Whether it's a traumatic dining experience at a theme restaurant that left you scarred for life or a soft duffel doused in an entire bottle of red wine due to a poor packing job. Pop a Vodka mini into a can of Bloody Mary mix and come hang out with us!

A dead girl crouching in the corner of a dark room. A methy Cher, slumbering under the covers, only to pop out of bed with a blood curdling scream. These are just a few of the images we are delivering y'all on the eve of Halloween 2017. Pour some boo's, hallow your ween and come hang out with us!

We're sipping sweat tea and handing out tips of all kinds. Tip #1: Fire your hair colorist THE FIRST TIME she singes your hair to the scalp. Press play y'all and come hang out with us!

Vegas, Sandy Hook, Orlando, San Bernardino, etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. NOW is the time to talk about gun control, motherphukers! Excuse the language but we are mad as hell. And while our blood pressure is up, let's also roil on the archaic process in which to purchase a car. Come to think of it...it's harder to purchase a car than a gun. Join our angry army and come hang out with us!

Gurl, you better serve. Who wears the pants in the family and why? Plus, the most outrageous addictions on A&E's INTERVENTION. All of this discussed following a lunch break in which Disa had the utter gall to serve PJ a batch of boxed Mac 'n' Cheese. Pop a beer cap and come hang out with us!

"It", "The Strangers" and a near-home invasion sets the tone for this horror episode. It's officially Halloween season after all. But there is nothing more horrific than the likes of Harvey, Irma and Maria who've wreaked havoc in recent weeks. Please donate to the Red Cross and Unicef to help those devastated by these recent hurricanes. Peace and love to all!

We're breaking down the kiss that took hold of the Emmy's, predictions for the Big Brother win and the insanity of Scientology. Plus, a hair color session that took us straight to singed filth. Clink your glass and come hang out with us!

Man-spreaders, mouth breathers, aggressive newspaperers...the amount of assholery you encounter during your travels give Travelocity a whole new meaning. Pour yourself a cold one and come hang out with us!

This bleach blonde betch (PJ) is burnt to singed filth by his "trusted" stylist. Following the crispification of his scalp, a roach attempts to plant residence in his straw-like hair. Plus the realization that the VMA's are now the VMAin't and that Lady Gaga is pure perfection. After a long break apart, we are reunited and it feels so good. Grab your favorite thirst quencher and come hang out with us!

Broadcasting from Doilywood, Debbie gets schooled on the male livestock on offer at the Brimfield Antique Flea Market. There's beef, veal, hawk, chicken, but most importantly, there's beer. We're at the flea market and therefore limited to one area in which to drink, so pour your bev into an incognito water bottle, and come hang out with us!

During a game of THOUGHTS? we reminisce about Bennifer 2.0 and determine that Hollywood needs to stop hiring live-in nannies with a tight and high hind. And since we're on the hind of summer, we're enjoying a homemade froze. Ice up your favorite bevvy and come hang out with us!

A Brooklyn park is home to a rabid squirrel on the loose and two random guinea pigs who laid their recently deceased parent down to rest. Get your park ranger hat on, pour yourself a frothy bev and come hang out with us!

PJ finally enters Deb's den of temptation and gets his life on Big Brother 19. Plus the saga of the Slapped mannequin's blatant abduction. She should be on the back of a milk carton but she doesn't have a name! Help name the abducted victim by emailing your submissions to slappedpodcast@gmail.com and a name will be chosen in her memory.

Dreams of bartending on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen on Bravo are fulfilled! It was the greatest thrill ride of our lives seconded by the death machines ridden at Six Flags and Disney. Check out all of the photographic evidence on our website, www.slappedpodcast.com, strap on your seat belts and come hang out with us!

On her maiden voyage to Doilywood, Debbie gets a lesson in the many species of bears foraging at a pride party. Debbie is styleslapped with a doily on her head. PJ is backslapped for breaking his promise to watch Big Brother. Together they are mainlining beer. Pop a cap, slug and come hang out!

PJ is moo'd to singed filth for still not having finished Mad Men and other crimes of media consumption.  This man has a Hulu subscription but don't ask him about The Handmaid's Tale because he's still getting his life on Betty Draper's FIRST marriage. Grab a teet and pull because this cow is ripe. Come hang out with us!

A chance encounter in Prospect Park that started light and bright but ended in an unrequited Facebook friendship and the fear of getting knifed and robbed. Plus a throwback to a near-kidnapping in a dark driveway in suburban Long Island. Pop a cube in a glass...pour your poison, and come hang out with us!

PJ reads Debbie to singed filth for not knowing the art of a subtle once-over. And speaking of once-overs, polygamy is up for discush...is once not enough? We have fruit encased in giant ice cubes. Pop 'em and drop 'em and come hang out with us!

PJ's harrowing trip to NJ was none as harrowing as the tan family in that speed boat that slammed into the crescendo of TURN DOWN FOR WHAAA??!! Plus, the corpse of an unexpected house guest was found in a far off nook of a basement crawl space which lead everyone present to run for their lives. Claim your cocktail and come hang out with us! 

Cruise vacations aren't for everyone and certainly weren't for a man slashed and thrown overboard nor a woman whose drunken argument with her boyfriend ended in pregnancy. And it's FREE DAY on Slapped which means anything goes. Go ahead, and come hang out with us!